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09:02...for you, Mommy.
09:06Mommy!
09:08Here, take this.
09:10The presidential seal?
09:12The nuclear button briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:21So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:23How could you steal this stuff?
09:26We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh, no. Oh, no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code red.
09:39Lock it in the White House.
09:41Search every room.
09:42Not one corner gets missed.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it,
09:47we're done for.
09:49Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one the maids orders.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are!
10:02Right here!
10:04Oh, my God.
10:06Caught red-handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:08Leah Cole, why are my presidential seal and the nuclear bulletin briefcase in your room?
10:14Mr. President, I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:24They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House,
10:26so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off, or set me up.
10:29That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote.
10:32Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:35You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch!
10:38Just tell the truth already!
10:39Ma'am, look at me!
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:42Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive!
10:44Mr. President, don't forget.
10:46This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase,
10:57to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:59Tell me, who put you up to this?
11:01Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear, I didn't!
11:06Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:08Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:11I think we should charge her with espionage,
11:13and throw her in prison, right now!
11:15No, I'm not a spy!
11:17I swear!
11:18Then let's do it in your way.
11:26Oh my god.
11:29Get down from there, now!
11:31That's the president!
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:40What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:46You dirty bitch!
11:47You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays!
11:50Someone!
11:51Kill these animals!
11:52Throw them in the trash!
11:53No!
11:58Mr. President,
11:59they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
12:01I felt bad for them,
12:02so I've been hiding them here.
12:03They're like my own kids.
12:05I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:07It's hard enough.
12:08Please, don't hurt them.
12:09I swear I'll train them to use the toilet,
12:11and they won't chew up your shoes.
12:15Mr. President!
12:16These are clearly wolf cubs,
12:18but she's raising them like dogs.
12:20And weird thing is,
12:21holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling
12:23like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:26You really like them, huh?
12:30Well, duh.
12:31They're my kids.
12:32Of course I like them.
12:34Yes!
12:34They're adorable!
12:36Please just let me keep them.
12:37I swear they won't bite,
12:39won't make a mess.
12:39I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:44Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:47Wish they were werewolves.
12:49This ends here.
12:50No one speaks of this.
12:52Thank you, Mr. President.
13:04We're finally gone.
13:06You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:09If you pull something like that again,
13:12I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:14You can be her little hand warmers.
13:29Mr. President,
13:31I checked it out.
13:31Not so strays.
13:32The woman brought them to the hospital.
13:33But where they actually came from,
13:35that I couldn't trace.
13:37No way she secretly had two puppies
13:39while she was in the hospital.
13:41So why lie?
13:43I wasn't pregnant.
13:44That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:46That was a massive, toxic, waste-level crap.
13:50One wick, and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:56Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:59Yes, sir.
14:10Hey, easy now.
14:12I won't bite.
14:13But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:19What is that woman hiding?
14:24Mr. President,
14:25she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:28Tell me,
14:29what did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:33I didn't see anything.
14:37Tell the truth.
14:39Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:40I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:43She gave birth of two puppies.
14:46And then,
14:48I passed out from shock.
14:50You're saying
14:50she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:53Yes, I swear.
14:54Every word is true.
14:55I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:58So that's it.
14:59Yesterday was so weird.
15:01Stealing the presidential seal
15:02and the nuclear button briefcase
15:03is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:05But he totally let me off.
15:06And he even touched my pups.
15:08Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:09Get the cages ready.
15:10I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:20Quick, hide.
15:27What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:29Those, those are for feeding my dogs.
15:32Feeding dogs?
15:33With people's dishes?
15:35Leah Cole.
15:35This is the White House,
15:37not your trailer park.
15:38Now hand over those mutts.
15:40The president said I could keep them.
15:43The president runs a country.
15:44You think he remembers
15:45some low-life stray dogs?
15:48Search the place.
15:49Find those little beasts.
15:50I'm throwing them out myself.
15:59Stop.
16:00The president said I could keep them.
16:02You can't...
16:03Out of my way.
16:05Oh!
16:06Oh!
16:08Oh!
16:08Oh!
16:09You think I don't know
16:11what you're doing?
16:12Playing the poor girl
16:13with two dogs
16:14so the president takes notice of you?
16:16Let me tell you something.
16:18You're not even fit
16:19to tie his shoes.
16:21There you little bastards are!
16:26Grab them!
16:28Stray dogs dare to bite bite!
16:31Kill them!
16:32Do it now!
16:35No!
16:37Hit her.
16:50Don't move.
16:51Don't move.
16:52You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:56Promise me.
16:58Never shift in front of anyone else
17:00or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:03Okay, Mommy.
17:07What are you waiting for? Pull those little beasts out!
17:12No! Don't hurt my kids!
17:16Kids? What kids?
17:23Lea Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be First Ladies so bad?
17:27You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:30You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:33You're disgusting! You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be First Lady?
17:40You scheming little bitch. I'm not letting you stick around.
17:45I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die, throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:59Babies, don't be scared. Mommy's here.
18:03What are you waiting for? Hit her, too! Beat her until she stops moving!
18:19I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:32I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:36I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:37I've got some nerve. I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here. Why do you bring people
18:40to hurt them?
18:41Mr. President, you misunderstand. I was worried about rabies. What if they pose a risk to you? I was just
18:46going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:50It's fine.
18:50She's lying. She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:53Sorry I'm late.
19:03These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
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