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00:02damn good i know you got this business to show off your fancy moves maybe make some fans
00:08the faithful are back in the back here in the temple this business is about one thing
00:12making money while you can right now we're gonna have a battle royale the winner gets to choose
00:20who is out in the gift of the gods here's your winner sorry mil you're out he may have just
00:27caught in death himself those slimy turd cutters want war well they got one johnny soon you will
00:35bow down and call me your queen you wanna match with the champion you're gonna have to earn it
00:46you and i for the title of lucha underground
00:50still lucha underground champion the fallen lucha is for the gift of the gods championship
00:59here in the temple there's only one way to do it fight fight fight we have a gift of the
01:06gods
01:31welcome everybody this is lucha underground where people go to get school as a matter of fact
01:36matt striker and myself we are graduated here in the temple and i'm telling you right now
01:41metalachi they did it again they schooled and everybody's bumping jumping and humping this is
01:45it matt what's going on ladies and gentlemen the lucha underground champion pentagon dark and the
01:50machine cage have been at war with the machine trying to rip the lucha underground title from the
01:57cold dark grip of our champion pentagon dark to pentagon's credit two weeks ago he earned a hard
02:03fought victory over cage but folks let's be honest this war is far from over just before we went
02:09on the air our owner antonio cuedo informed us that cage and pentagon dark will be competing tonight
02:15in tag team action it is indeed our colossal main event dude who are their partners nobody knows we are
02:24in the dark as well as you why because each man is gonna choose who they are gonna bring into
02:30battle
02:30but speaking of that matt you and i are way ahead of the game why because you're handsome and i'm
02:35smarter than you and we know who to pick as our broadcast partner that would be melissa santos
02:40please take it away
02:49the falling lucha scheduled for one fall introducing first accompanied by cobra moon from when reptiles
02:57ruled the earth daga the reptile tribe and the worldwide underground have been at odds all the way back
03:06to aztec warfare daga is the hybrid of everything that i like about pro wrestling he hits hard as
03:13strikes are crisp because he's at the top of his game and i don't see anybody stopping him at any
03:18time
03:18soon that's for sure and his opponent representing the worldwide underground from cape town south africa
03:25the dead wolf pj black well for the uninitiated the worldwide underground consists of johnny mundo
03:33tya pj black jack evans and of course their intern ricky mundo johnny is the de facto leader but pj
03:42black
03:43is the guy that inflicts all of the punishment he's like the unofficial bodyguard the guy who pushes
03:51the buttons i mean i agree with everything he just said somebody who gets their hands dirty and
03:56bloody that's pj black
04:00yeah pj black a very unique and expressive character now he's going to test the limits of daga
04:06the two locked fingers pj spins over a little bit of a negro navarro handshake there daga gets his
04:11shoulders off the mat rolls through tries to alleviate the pressure full arm drag and twist on pj black
04:16headlock now to control the head of his larger opponent does daga and he had it in tight brother
04:20pushes off the ropes to alleviate the pressure that the momentum comes right back and catches pj
04:25what i love about it even though it was a weak cover daga did not take his eyes off pj
04:31for one
04:32second he didn't look around he didn't look the cobra didn't look at the fans like some others do
04:36because they're egomaniacs he's just focused on winning and hurting this guy as daga goes to send pj
04:43and pj has far more body weight is able to reverse it daga looks like he went for a tilted
04:47world ddt and
04:48now it's a choke i think looks like a good guillotine to me notice the placement of daga's
04:52legs on the outside of pj oh no oh no and there's pj's height and strength advantage turns it in
04:58to a
04:58suplex poses for the crowd instead of going for the cover no leg hook there you see they had that
05:06guillotine in there and he just powered out of it that was pretty intense lucha libre is its own style
05:12and it cannot be replicated it looks like pj is going to try to turn daga over and go for
05:16a
05:17pendulum here fam talk about where the pressure lies in this hole well evidently it like everybody
05:22thinks it's on the lower back only but yes that's true but on the ankles on the back of the
05:27knees
05:27it's straining the ligaments i'm telling you man and then of course rubbing his face on the mat that
05:32little rug burn is probably not something very cool banging his head on the bottom turnbuckle as well as pj
05:37but
05:37you can see cobra moon right there constantly giving instructions to her man daga but very smart
05:44because he had that that on there and he put the pressure on then right away he stopped the same
05:47place in the back he's i think he's uh there it is in the suplex same place yeah so he's
05:52working the
05:52lower back yep like what pj does he stays close to his opponent even though he's cocky wow it's there
05:59roll through keeping control of the head what does pj have in mind here and back to his submission
06:04folks i'll tell you daga and pj black are known for high flying ability but i like what both of
06:09these guys are doing this is almost becoming a mat based match and it speaks volumes to how these guys
06:15are going to evolve their careers if everyone is doing backflips then all of a sudden backflips
06:20aren't special anymore let's take it to the mac backslide there not enough what i'm feeling about pj
06:26black you see the way he's smiling and he's not in a mode of panic when he's got to go
06:32hold for
06:32yes knows what he's doing he's been school he's a vet he's a pro i think pj is going to
06:39trade bulls
06:39with anybody dude you can tell pj has a height and weight advantage dog is going to have to make
06:44this a high-flying fast-paced match if he wants to be successful in there you see cobra moon we
06:50talked
06:50to how she is a temptress she stalked daga as pj sends daga in daga off the ropes back flip
06:56over
06:56cobra moon stalked daga and now daga is her king she stalked drago and now drago is a member of
07:02the
07:02reptile tribe who are her sights set on next and do they even stand a chance pj having nine here
07:09look
07:09at the athleticism wow missed the moonsault over calculated did pj and daga now takes advantage
07:15the wrestlers they use everything they can here which is why this new temple like the old temple becomes a
07:22character as you said it's part of it's part of our dna as you would say matt everything is living
07:28breathing and transforming before our eyes including the art of lucha libre pj black has
07:34daga in the car hard slap to the chest
07:43schoolboy roll through momentum by daga and ddt spiked pj rolls over keeps the head pj gets caught
07:51in a choke bam talk us through this yes i love the choke but it's a big mistake that he's
07:56got he's got
07:57the over here uh it looks like the left arm he should have it right around the neck simply because
08:01he's got the choke on tight like that and he's got one hand he's grabbing his left arm like that
08:05he can't get the pressure on pj's only reprieve is to go to the ropes of course uh back to
08:11what we're
08:11talking about uh punches essentially are illegal in in lucha libre and wrestling of course we have a lot
08:17of uh relaxed rules here but that's neither here or there yeah but that slap is an insult more than
08:22anything it's almost like i'm too many times better than you you're gonna have to take it so everybody
08:26sees you get that slap and you know it's kind of a big deal right look at pj look at
08:31how pj can just
08:32turn the tide of a match reverse suplex pj keeps it rolls it over dragon sleeper there this is a
08:40painful
08:40submission hold how can daga get out of this well hopefully that he hangs on until pj decides to let
08:45him go cobra moon can come in and kick pj in the groin or he can find a way to
08:50get all he's got to do
08:51really is roll to the inside he's going to be out of it because there's not a lot of pressure
08:53on it from
08:54what i see perfect shot there and you can also see at the right arm of daga is close to
08:59the right
08:59leg of pj black daga is going to try to get his shoulders off the map pj smart to switch
09:04the hole
09:05saw that he was losing the efficiency of the dragon sleeper and went to the rear chin lock if he
09:09put his
09:10whisper if he took that wrist and he put it just an inch lower on his on his jaw he
09:14would have cranked
09:15his neck so bad that it doesn't matter his eyes would have popped out of his head shoulda coulda woulda
09:20daga the cretins from boston punk band back on the attack here i was in with the european uppercut
09:27kicks out the legs and changes the level of his opponent all of our collegiate amateur wrestlers
09:33out there know how important it is to change your levels you know what i like very much about daga
09:36he
09:37didn't go into panic mode he knows he's in a fight he took his time and he's understanding he's got
09:41to go
09:41blow for blow and he's gonna have to just stick it out i really enjoyed that cover no leg hook
09:48well look at that on the kick out as pj rolled over onto his stomach dog and knew he was
09:53going
09:54to do it looked like he was going for a cross face or maybe a regal stretch and pj was
09:57wise enough not
09:58to get caught in either pj wants this match to go at a much slower pace but does he want
10:09it to go at a
10:10slower pace because he thinks that's what he needs to do to beat daga or he likes to torture him
10:14and play
10:14games with him and just go blow for blow you don't know listen pj's a well-conditioned athlete but you
10:19have no idea sometimes it gets really hot in the temple some of the shots that you take to your
10:23gut
10:24or your ribs makes it hard to breathe
10:32look at pj though the ego of pj black to me is the one detriment that this young man has
10:37and it took
10:38enough time for daga to change the trajectory of this match perhaps
10:45i've been now climbing up trying to reassemble you can see pj's trying to get his legs on the
10:49inside there and anyone that's ever been in a wrestling right i'll tell you you don't want
10:53your legs on the outside because there's a myriad of things that can happen
10:58there you go top rope frankensteiner wow through pj held onto the hips sunset flip no roll through
11:05another cover and these two exchange near falls and the fight continues daga ducks the clothesline
11:10takes him down rolls through what does daga have here no pj was able to reverse it there you go
11:15back
11:15on top what's daga going for here oh look at that look at that man what is that that is
11:23a version of a
11:24crucifix in the ground there's a wrist lock there too there was a wrist lock there and pj black
11:35submitted that is huge a dog who was able to get a submission victory and now holding pj in place
11:41for for what to get us to get schooled what do you mean for what hang on a second hear
11:47it
11:49before we get to know here come the reptiles that was like a battle cry she gave out
11:53and call for the snake someone on earth to rock and from out climbed vibora and drago
12:06man that submission really did a number on pj i'd like to go back and see if there's something that
12:11happened to pj earlier on because he is down and limp as the reptiles begin to feed
12:20once you're in the crucifix position your whole body weight is on is on your arms and you just the
12:26air is just pushed out of your lungs there's nothing you can do it looks like they're about to spike
12:30pj
12:31but here comes the worldwide underground johnny mundo and taya fighting off the reptiles of course this
12:39heat this venom if you will goes all the way back to aztec warfare
12:47wow well look who's here was a little bit late but johnny took daga at this uh ricky mundo the
12:53intern
12:54of the worldwide underground
13:03jeez uh-oh if anyone's wondering why jack evans isn't out here he told me that he has had a
13:09debilitating lifelong struggle with ophidiophobia which is a fear of snakes
13:16but the worldwide underground does not have a fear of kendo sticks
13:26justin upton only because we're in los angeles
13:30i could have worked oh my god but okay the worldwide underground doing what they can to dispatch the
13:38reptile tribe it is simple johnny mundo the reptile tribe is in your future accept or perish
13:51whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo listen up medusa
13:57before you turn this crowd to stone with your face
14:03i got an idea if you want me so bad why don't you come down here and try to take
14:13me
14:14the reptile tribe is your future next week we will fight you and your minions
14:25four on four when we win you will pledge allegiance to me
14:32and you will bow to me for the rest of your days
14:39and uh what happens if we win
14:44if you win as my loyal serpents know the queen of the reptile tribe can grant any wish your heart
14:52desires
14:54but know this we will not lose and it will be my wish that comes true
15:02you're on it looks like next week we both get to win something i win a wish and you four
15:12jamokes are
15:13you're fixing to win a first class trip to slam town
15:19enjoy this freedom because next week you are mine
15:30johnny mundo is on the brink of falling into the nest of vipers known as the reptile tribe it'll be
15:38up
15:38to the worldwide underground to keep their mayor of slam town from joining the reptile's cold-blooded
15:44ranks folks we've got so much more to come including action from our trio champions kill shot the mac
15:52and son of havoc they'll put their gold on the line tonight this is lucha underground
16:12that's what we're talking about
16:22damn lady they need to put a bell on you or something
16:26i come with grim news mac
16:29mill dropped my head to the ground last week wasn't warning enough
16:33you crossed mill mortels and he doesn't forget and he doesn't relent
16:38he's coming for you look milk scares the hell out of me but you tell that creep better back off
16:45uh drop his ass and not give it a second thought
16:51death swirls around you mac
16:55breathe it in your cousin certainly did
17:28oh
17:29Pudo haber sido la lucha más difÃcil de mi carrera
17:35Pero me llevo al momento más feliz de mi carrera
17:39Winning the gift of the gods title
17:46Este cinturón this felt me garantiza una lucha
17:51Against the lucha underground champion, and I plan to win it
18:01Yo deshonrarÃa a mis ancestros y a esta máscara
18:06If I don't fight and win the lucha underground title
18:15Mi tribu, the Eagle Tribe, es una de las siete tribus aztecas más legendarias que existen
18:22Yo quiero que el nombre del dragón azteca junior quede en el legado
18:28It's a long way off
18:29Por última lucha
18:30Por lo pronto, defenderé este campeonato
18:34Ante cualquiera
18:36Cualquier luchador
18:38Que lo quiera
18:39Y que crea podérmelo ganar
18:42Aquà lo espero con los brazos abiertos
18:48La única forma
18:49Que yo me quitarÃa
18:51Este cinturón
18:52SerÃa
18:54Por una oportunidad
18:55En el main event
18:57Por el campeonato de lucha underground
19:00En última lucha cuatro
19:06Esto es para ustedes
19:08Gracias
19:09El dragón azteca junior
19:11Has already penciled himself in
19:14For the main event
19:15At Ultima lucha cuatro
19:17Will he hold on to his title long enough to secure his spot?
19:21That answer remains to be seen
19:23But what we do know
19:24Up next
19:25Can the trio's champions
19:26Matt, Killshot, and Son of Havoc
19:29Hold on to their titles?
19:30Or will the rabbit tribe
19:32Hop to the next level?
19:34Come on back
19:35Because lucha underground
19:36Is just getting heated up
19:38Because lucha underground is just getting heated up
20:05Introducing first
20:06Introducing first
20:06The challengers
20:07From down the rabbit hole
20:09Paul London
20:11Saltador
20:12And Mala Suerte
20:15The rabbit tribe set for trios titles action
20:21And their opponents
20:22They are the lucha underground
20:24Trio champions
20:25The team of Killshot
20:27Son of Havoc
20:29And the Mav
20:32Well it seems to many
20:33Like these three
20:34Have struggled
20:35To remain on the same page
20:37Since Son of Havoc
20:38Joined this championship team
20:40At Aztec Warfare
20:41This new partner
20:43Who replaced an AWOL Dante Fox
20:45Hasn't seemed to sit well
20:47With Killshot
20:48The Mac and Son of Havoc
20:49Won ancient Aztec medallions
20:51Albeit at the cost of Killshot
20:54A few weeks ago
20:54Which probably didn't help things
20:56But hopefully that's all behind them
20:58As they defend their titles tonight
21:00But Vampiro
21:01You know a lot about
21:02Dysfunctional relationships
21:03Can this trio survive?
21:06Talking about Mac
21:07Killshot and Son of Havoc
21:08Here in the temple
21:09You need a little bit of conflict
21:11On the team
21:11Their aggression's gonna come out
21:12Mixed in with the fans
21:14Wanting blood
21:14I think that it's gonna be
21:16In their favor
21:16Fair enough
21:18Vampiro lends his insights
21:20Educated insights
21:21Thank you
21:22It's time for trio's action
21:24As Killshot
21:26Just has a death glare
21:27For Son of Havoc
21:28But I don't understand it
21:30Why?
21:30Why?
21:31Son of Havoc is a great competitor
21:32I think anyone would want him
21:33As a partner on their team
21:38Now it is time
21:39For the Great Awakening
21:40As we go down the rabbit hole
21:45As Paul tries to pull Killshot
21:47Into the wrong part of town
21:49And everyone's in now
21:51I think I saw the door
21:52That made the tag
21:52But look at this
21:53The trio's champion stand
21:56United against the challengers
21:58Let's just go back
21:59Back to Lower Manhattan
22:00In the 1850s man
22:02This whole thing about rabbits
22:03You know
22:04It's got a long long history
22:06When it comes to violence
22:07You know
22:07If we go back
22:08Even Martin Sorsese did the movie
22:10You know
22:10And the dead rabbits
22:11Dead rabbi
22:12What that meant
22:13Was big galoot
22:14Who carried a stick
22:15A bat a knife
22:16And was gonna fight you
22:17That was kind of a slang term
22:18So anybody who kind of
22:19Goes with the rabbit thing
22:20Tribe or not
22:21Down the rabbit hole
22:22Whatever you want
22:23The violence is there
22:24And maybe they're influenced by that
22:26That's why we see a little bit
22:26Of a darker Paul London
22:27There's also nobody like
22:29Mala Suerte
22:29Uses the ropes for leverage there
22:31As Killshot is able to flip out
22:34Killshot's gonna be the longest
22:35And lankiest fighter here
22:36Although Saltador
22:37Does have a similar
22:39Body makeup
22:41Mala Suerte onto the floor
22:43Asking for a reprieve
22:44Rolls back in under the bottom rope
22:46And creates space
22:47I'm so happy
22:48That he says
22:49That what he does
22:50You know
22:52Mala Suerte
22:52He's supporting
22:53Plant based eating
22:54He says I do it like a rabbit
22:56So he's gotta be eating
22:57His vegetables and carrots
22:58And all that kind of stuff
22:58Right
22:58He's probably a vegan
22:59That's why he's moving so good
23:01Moving so well
23:02Mr. English Major
23:04Son of Havoc
23:05Sends Mala Suerte
23:06Into the ropes
23:06Looks like he's going
23:07For a hip toss here
23:08Nice roll through
23:08By Mala Suerte
23:09This is a pinning predicament
23:10Just a one and a half count
23:12So referee Nick Lira
23:13Who eventually will change
23:15His name to Nick Hero
23:16Until they
23:17To Nero?
23:18What do you think
23:19He's the Star Trek Zone?
23:20Stop it
23:20It was a currency reference
23:23Cover there by Mala Suerte
23:25Stays close to Son of Havoc
23:27Paul London makes the tag
23:31Great stomp
23:32Yeah
23:34Hey Vamp
23:34You're a historian of the sport
23:36Does Paul London
23:37Remind you of any
23:39Classic wrestler
23:40Or luchador?
23:41Yeah
23:41Lux interior from the cramps
23:43I was trying to drive
23:46The fact that Paul London
23:47Is just so unique
23:48He has a hybrid of styles
23:49He's been around for a very long time
23:51And he's still a young man
23:52But Paul is able to really adapt
23:54To whatever style
23:55Is put in front of him
23:56I like this match up here
23:58I like this too
23:58But
23:59All joking aside
24:01What you can see
24:02With Paul London
24:03Is he fits in
24:04In any situation
24:05Right
24:05Two, three, four
24:06Five guys
24:07He can take it
24:08He can give it
24:10He's just somebody
24:11Who belongs in the ring
24:12There's Son of Havoc
24:14Nice backbreaker there
24:15Paul London rolling
24:16Making a tag
24:17To Saltador
24:19If you have a seizure
24:20Watching Saltador
24:21I apologize
24:25Tag in to the Mac
24:28A true fan's favorite
24:34Mac knows
24:35Where his opponent's
24:36Going to be
24:36Ducks the clothesline
24:37And the Zopted one
24:39The Mac
24:40Comes flying in
24:41With a shoulder tackle
24:42Baits Saltador in
24:44Big Sam Owendrott
24:45Kick up by the agile one
24:47Moonsault
24:48Cover
24:49Bodyweight down
24:50And you saw
24:50Saltador got the palm
24:51Of his hand
24:52On his opponent's chest
24:53Able to push
24:54His heavier opponent off
24:55Saltador rolls out
24:56Of the ring
24:56And now the rabbit tribe
24:57Will convalesce
24:59On the floor
25:00Smart by Paul London
25:01There
25:02He's watched
25:02The underground before
25:03I don't think
25:05That we should call
25:05That a Samoan drop
25:06Anymore
25:06I think that's
25:07A downtown LA
25:08Mac drop
25:09Okay
25:11Now
25:13Saltador
25:13Looks like he gets
25:14A head of steam
25:15Kill shot
25:15Whoa
25:16Was that an assist
25:17Or was that
25:18That was interesting
25:19By kill shot
25:20We're still trying
25:21We're still trying to
25:21Figure out the psyche
25:22Of this man
25:22But one thing
25:23We don't have to
25:23Figure out
25:24Oh
25:24I love Paul London
25:26He's a fantastic wrestler
25:27But
25:27Right there
25:28That is my favorite
25:29Thing that I've ever seen
25:31Look behind you there
25:33Saltador
25:38Saltador
25:39See what Saltador has in mind
25:40Here
25:40Looks like he's
25:41For a plancha
25:42A piscato
25:43Of some
25:43Salt
25:43No
25:45Springboard
25:45Front forward flip
25:47Knocks down
25:47Everybody
25:49Are you feeling
25:50The energy here
25:51In the room
25:52Tonight
25:52The fans are
25:53Off the chain
25:54Brother
25:54This is awesome
25:55Everyone knows
25:56That this match
25:57Is for the
25:57Trio's championship
25:58And just
25:59I'm not sure
26:00If anybody's
26:00Still playing
26:01The drinking game
26:01But let's get up
26:02To speed
26:02Brother
26:03Brother
26:03Brother
26:03Brother
26:04And brother
26:04To the uninitiated
26:06What is that
26:06Every time you say
26:07Brother
26:07People take a sip
26:08Of their favorite beverage
26:09No
26:09They take a shot
26:10Of Jagermeister
26:11I think
26:13Take a shot
26:14Of Modelo
26:14Instead
26:15There you go
26:15Take a shot
26:16Of Modelo
26:17Brother
26:17Brother
26:18Brother
26:18If Paul London
26:19Hits this
26:19We may have
26:20New trio's champions
26:21And Killshot
26:22Realize that
26:23And stifles Paul
26:24Where Paul sits
26:25Right now
26:26On the turnbuckle
26:26Here
26:27Killshot
26:28Climbing up
26:28Oh boy
26:29Climbing up as well
26:30Of course
26:32Killshot
26:32And the MAC
26:33Have great teamwork
26:34Speaking of teamwork
26:37Saltador
26:38And Malas
26:39Swerde now
26:40Oh boy
26:41Tower of Doom
26:42London's falling
26:44Wow
26:46Wow
26:48How much weight
26:49Hit the floor
26:50Hit the floor
26:50Do the math
26:55Exactly
26:56It was Son of Havoc
26:57That had the wherewithal
26:59To turn defense
27:00Into offense
27:01And now
27:02Don't stop
27:03Oh yeah
27:04Moonsault
27:05Caught Paul
27:06On the lower back
27:07Almost on the glutes
27:08Dude that was awesome
27:10As Malas forte tags in
27:12He and Mac are the legal men
27:13But here comes Killshot
27:14Oh very nice
27:21Killshot with a high knee strike
27:23Now Killshot seems to be the only man standing
27:26But Paul London realizes that
27:27Traps Killshot
27:28Killshot uses his pooch to escape
27:30Malas Swerde
27:30Spin out
27:31And gets rid of Paul London
27:35Malas on the move
27:36Nice inside out by Killshot
27:39Killshot's offense is seemingly
27:41Carrying his trio's team here
27:43Sunset flip
27:44Killshot uses his long limbs
27:45To roll through
27:46Catches Malas Swerde
27:47With a one footed double stomp
27:49Killshot has not stopped yet
27:51Oh my god
27:52Just broke Paul London
27:56Wow
27:57Killshot a one man killing machine
27:59I mean is he understanding
28:01That he's the one
28:02Who's got to pick up the slack here
28:03Is that what he's doing
28:04Playing for the team
28:05Maybe that's what Killshot feels
28:06Listen
28:07He just stomped Paul's head
28:08To the floor
28:09Like it was so
28:11Devastatingly brutal
28:12Looks like now
28:12There's a theme with Killshot
28:14He gets his opponents
28:15In these predicaments
28:16And double stomps them
28:18Into oblivion
28:19Wow
28:19And he's doing that
28:21With a vengeance
28:21He's doing that
28:22With the intent to hurt
28:23You can see it in his face
28:24There's nothing sportsmen
28:26Like about that
28:26I hate to say it
28:27But it is what it is
28:28Matt
28:29Oh wow
28:30Killshot coming in
28:32Wow
28:32With the cut of return around
28:34Because Mac is here
28:35And he's got a gift for you
28:36Damn it
28:39Look at Mac
28:43Sacrificing himself for the team
28:44I wonder if Killshot noticed that
28:46Uh oh
28:47Look at Mac now
28:48High above
28:49We've seen it
28:50The bullfrog splash
28:51A tag was made by Killshot
28:54Could that be great teamwork
28:56Or could that be ego
28:57Look at the look
29:00Look at the look
29:01Here are your winners
29:01And still look at the ground
29:03Trials champions
29:05Killshot
29:06The Mac
29:07And son of heaven
29:12Killshot knew that Mac was going to hit the bullfrog splash
29:15And then fall off his opponent
29:17Excuse me
29:17And Killshot was just being efficient
29:18He stole the win
29:20Because he's an eagle maniac
29:21Look at him
29:22Grabbing the belt
29:23Push the referee
29:24Mac is like
29:26Bewildered
29:27Doesn't know which way to go
29:28Son of Havoc
29:29Same thing
29:30Killshot playing innocent
29:31Like he didn't know what was going on
29:32Come on
29:32The bottom line is that
29:34The trio's champions
29:35Retain their titles
29:38One for the Mac
29:40Well, look at the Mac
29:42Look at his face
29:43Did you tell me if his team worked?
29:44Tell me now
29:46One for Son of Havoc
29:48And one for Killshot
29:50The trio's champions have retained their titles
29:53They may still not be 100% with one another
29:55But at the very least
29:56They can still call themselves champions
29:59And folks, let's shift gears
30:01Up next
30:02It's main event time
30:03And we're going to find out
30:04Which partners
30:06The Breaker of Bones Shoes
30:08As well as the Machine
30:10Pentagon Dark
30:11And Cage
30:12Along with their mystery partners
30:14Are in huge tag team action
30:17We'll find out all the answers
30:19Including who those partners will be
30:21Next
30:44The Fallen Lucha is a tag team match
30:46Scheduled for one fall
30:48Introducing first
30:49From the 559
30:52They call him
30:54Gage
30:54Ladies and gentlemen
30:55This is our main event
30:57Gage is a devastating athlete
31:00God forbid you got to take that discus clothesline
31:03God forbid you got to stand in front of that guy
31:05He hurts you
31:06That's what he likes to do
31:07He wants to win
31:08But he wants to hurt you even more
31:12When Antonio told me
31:14I can pick my partner for tonight's tag match
31:17I knew he had to be a cold-blooded killer
31:23And that man
31:24Is King
31:26Cuerno
31:27Well fam what do you think about that choice
31:30King Cuerno is Cage's tag team partner
31:33I think that it's a smart move on his part
31:36I'm surprised because
31:37He could have picked anybody on the roster
31:40Anybody on the planet
31:41But he picked somebody who
31:43Is just like him
31:44Who likes to hurt people
31:46And takes their time
31:47And enjoys doing it
31:48Is he just a hired gun
31:50Or is he scouting Cage
31:52Is he scouting Pentagon
31:53Or maybe Pentagon's partner
31:55There's got to be more to this
31:57He's got an ulterior motive
31:59That's obvious
32:01Now
32:01What is that ulterior motive
32:03We won't know
32:03Until we see the match get started
32:06And their opponents
32:07First
32:08From Jalaparacos, Mexico
32:10Pentagon
32:11John
32:12And now the champion
32:15Five sides of violence
32:17The breaker of bones
32:18Pentagon Dark
32:20Cuerno
32:24Cuerno
32:25Cuerno
32:27Cuerno
32:28Cuerno
32:28Cuerno
32:29Cuerno
32:29Cuerno
32:30Cuerno
32:30Cuerno
32:41Cuerno
32:42I can with both of you.
32:47This night, my sacred temple
32:50will be witness
32:53of how I birthed my mother to both of you.
33:00And do you know why?
33:03Because I am the Pentagon,
33:06the Zero-Mieto!
33:09Wow.
33:10My Spanish isn't very good,
33:12but from what I can decipher there,
33:14Pentagon has said that he is his own partner.
33:18Pentagon Dark has turned this tag team match
33:20into a two-on-one handicap match.
33:23As Pentagon sets his sights
33:25on two of the strongest luchadors in this temple,
33:28we're gonna see if Zero-Mieto is enough
33:31to conquer the Machine and the Hunter.
33:34It'll be Pentagon versus Cage and Cuerno.
33:38And it's next!
33:50Welcome back to Lucha Underground.
33:52If you're just joining us,
33:53this was supposed to be a tag team match.
33:55Cage chose his partner Cuerno.
33:57Pentagon Dark came out and said,
34:00I trust no one.
34:01I don't need anyone.
34:03I'm Pentagon Dark.
34:04I have zero fear.
34:06I'll fight you both myself.
34:07And here we go!
34:10This is so crazy.
34:11He said right off the bat,
34:13don't you two forget that this is my temple.
34:15I was saying, Matt, in a brief conversation with you,
34:18the Pentagon has done that studying.
34:19He's gone down the dark path.
34:20He's been trained.
34:21I don't see him doing this any other way than he did.
34:25Because there is nobody that is dark enough
34:27to understand the mentality that he brings into the ring.
34:30So he's here doing his thing,
34:31and wow, does he ever bit off a big piece of the steak?
34:34I'm telling you that.
34:34Well, listen, it's a late clothesline there.
34:37It's more true now than ever before
34:39that the most courageous act one can do
34:42is actually think for yourself.
34:44Everyone's so involved in group thought.
34:45I kind of admire Pentagon for his bravery.
34:51His bravery and his not caring.
34:53He knows very well.
34:54He's all right, two against one.
34:56If that's all you got, bring it on.
34:58He's not backing down.
34:59He's the champion.
35:00So he knows everybody wants a piece of that pie.
35:04He's not going to give it up.
35:05I agree.
35:06And listen, when we are truly confident and secure,
35:08the opinions of others cannot control us.
35:11And that to me is where Pentagon is at right now.
35:14He is confident.
35:15He is secure.
35:16He is courageous.
35:17He, Pentagon Dark,
35:18is the Lucha Underground champion.
35:20He's the champion.
35:21He's the champion in the light.
35:23He's the champion in the dark.
35:24You turn your lights on,
35:25you're going to get a nightmare,
35:26and it's going to be Pentagon.
35:27I'm telling you right now.
35:29But I would assume that they're going to work as a team.
35:32Maybe the believers are Pentagon's partner.
35:38That was extremely hokey.
35:40I'm a guy who lit me on fire.
35:43Oh, whoa.
35:43Oh.
35:44A guy who lit me on fire.
35:46You think that he cares if the fans really cheer for him?
35:49You think he's just playing a game?
35:50Touche.
35:51Come on.
35:54It's Lucha Underground, man.
35:56You get what you pay for.
35:58Speaking of getting what you pay for,
36:01Cage has made quite a bit of money,
36:03a great living doing things like this.
36:08Good lord.
36:09Inside-out suplex.
36:10Uh-oh.
36:11Uh-oh.
36:11This does not look good.
36:13It was supposed to be a tag match.
36:14It's now seemingly just a two-on-one assault.
36:17Wow.
36:18Cuerno frog splash.
36:20Cage.
36:21Freak out elbow.
36:22Leg hooked.
36:24No.
36:25That's just...
36:26What is Cage?
36:27What do you think?
36:28320?
36:29Just dropping down with his lats and just crushing the ribs of Pentagon.
36:34Thank God he's got the padding on the suit, but I'm telling you,
36:37getting hit like that from Cage, that's nothing pretty.
36:42Underneath all of it, Pentagon is a very, very credible professional wrestler.
36:47A master of lucha libre, dare I say.
36:50Agree or disagree?
36:50No, you said it.
36:51This is probably the first time all night that I'm agreeing with you.
36:53Every single thing you said is 100% right.
36:57What I'm surprised at is Cage...
36:59Cover it.
37:01As Cage and Pentagon really, really went at it and hurt each other,
37:05I'm surprised that Cage tagged out.
37:08Maybe he's just gonna let Cuerno wear him down and hurt him
37:11and he's gonna come in for the kill.
37:12Does that sound right to you?
37:14I don't know.
37:14Perhaps the machine is that savvy.
37:17He is keeping a watchful eye as Cuerno sends Pentagon in.
37:22Cuerno takes his eyes off the Pentagon.
37:24He gets kicked up.
37:25And now the momentum is changing here.
37:27And Pentagon, without a friend in sight, is now up on his feet.
37:31And Cuerno is rocked.
37:34Pentagon is willing King Cuerno up to his feet,
37:38saying, fight me.
37:39Fight me now.
37:40Cage will have none of it.
37:42As the Pentagon went to the ropes for momentum, Cage was there to pull him right down.
37:46Yeah, and fighting Dirty Pool.
37:49As soon as that happened, Cuerno took advantage and kicked him right in the back of the neck.
37:53Look at that.
37:53Look at that.
37:53Finally a tag.
37:56And now, if Cage and Cuerno start working together...
37:59I don't like Pentagon's chances regardless, but if they start working together,
38:03I think this match is over.
38:06Kick to the groin.
38:08And, yes, some would say they have been working together,
38:10but I'm talking about straight up tag me in, tag me out, control our opponent.
38:15Maybe there was an understanding and he said,
38:17Hey, man, I need this.
38:18Lung blower.
38:19Cage, the minute the tide turns, gets in and out.
38:21Pentagon and Cage renew hostilities.
38:23Pentagon off the ropes.
38:25Super kick.
38:25Cage is down now on all fours.
38:28Cuerno flat on his back.
38:30Pentagon now moving well.
38:32Look, here we go.
38:33Oh, my God.
38:35Cover.
38:36Leg hook.
38:37Has Pentagon done it?
38:38No.
38:38No, Pentagon was too busy counting along with the official
38:41and didn't use both hands.
38:43This is the biggest mistake of the match.
38:45This is the biggest mistake of the match.
38:46He's getting frustrated with himself, hitting the mat.
38:49He's going for the cheers.
38:50Damn, I wish I could smack him right in the mouth.
38:52But the astute eye knows that Cage has learned
38:54because that was the same move that Cage was defeated by
38:57a couple of weeks ago.
38:58This time Cage kicked out.
39:00How about the machine evolving?
39:02No.
39:03Yep.
39:04I totally agree with you.
39:06By which he was defeated.
39:07Oh!
39:07Pardon my poor English.
39:10Yeah, you're criticizing me all night.
39:11Yeah, it's the same move by which he was defeated.
39:13I don't know.
39:14I taught social studies.
39:15Leave me alone.
39:16Yeah, well, leave me alone.
39:17Here we go.
39:18This does not look good.
39:19Oh!
39:20A thrill of the kill.
39:23Go for a cover.
39:24Look at that.
39:26Well, I guess that answers the question that I asked
39:28in the beginning.
39:29Is Cuerno just a hired gun?
39:31Where's he going?
39:33Evidently, Cuerno has done his job.
39:36Did you see what Cage did?
39:37He said, thank you.
39:38I'm done.
39:39This is good.
39:39You can go.
39:40You think there was something going on?
39:42Oh!
39:42Oh, Jesus.
39:45One, two, three.
39:45One, two, three.
39:47Wow!
39:48Oh!
39:49Wow!
39:49Here's your winners, Cage and Cuerno!
39:56That was a big statement made, not only to Pentagon,
39:59but to the entire Lucha Underground locker room.
40:02Cage had his hired gun that did his job,
40:06and Cage is victorious, and it looks like the machine is not done.
40:10Uh-oh.
40:12Uh-oh.
40:14Is this what you would call sending a message?
40:17Do you think the Cage was just waiting for this?
40:20This was his motivation all night long.
40:22I told you.
40:23He wants to hurt Pentagon.
40:26Hang on a second.
40:33The orchestra, that is the Lucha Underground believers,
40:36were about to break out into song.
40:39But now...
40:40Are you kidding me?
40:41...a symphony of destruction!
40:43Whoa.
40:44Dude.
40:45Concerto!
40:45Here we go!
40:46Not another one.
40:47Not another one.
40:48No, no, no, no, no.
40:49Oh!
40:51And the breaker of bones has been left broken by the machine.
40:58Ladies and gentlemen, as you feast your eyes on the carnage,
41:02Pentagon Dark may have bitten off more than he can chew
41:05when it comes to the machine cage.
41:08For Vampiro, I'm that striker.
41:11Good night, everybody.
41:27Hurry.
41:29Right now, Cobra and Daga have probably figured out
41:32there's no Serpent's Ball.
41:34Ugh.
41:35This has got to be the place.
41:36It stinks down there.
41:39Smells like slimy D-bags to me.
41:41God, I hate snakes.
41:51Alright, babe.
41:52Time to cut the head off the snake.
42:05гуuuhh
42:22Shoot.
42:28Oh, my.
43:07Let's knee camp this turd cutter.
43:09No.
43:11You said to take the head off the snake.
43:16You sure about this?
43:18I don't ever want to lose you to the reptile tribe.
43:22You'll never lose me.
43:27You're supposed to be sure.
43:35That was hot.
43:38Come on.
43:39Let's get out of here.
43:54We were never here.
44:23Let's get out of here.
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