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Two strangers bravely confront and resolve one of the most terrifying and perplexing scourges to ever afflict mankind… all while standing at neighboring urinals.
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00:03Come on, come on, come on.
00:06Shit.
00:10I'm P-Shy, too.
00:11What?
00:12You're P-Shy. So am I.
00:14Fuck you. Shut the fuck up, weirdo.
00:18I'm a life coach, like Tony Robbins.
00:20Tony Robbins?
00:21Bet that guy's not P-Shy.
00:23Ha, no way.
00:25Is it just embarrassing? Is that it?
00:28Are we embarrassed by our penises?
00:30Okay, you're making me uncomfortable here, talking about penises.
00:32We can talk about it. Doesn't mean I want your penis or you want mine.
00:35I like chicks.
00:37Me too. Let's think about chicks. Maybe then we can pee.
00:40Would this help?
00:42I'm tired of this shit. Come on, let's work this out.
00:44Once and for all, I don't want to be P-Shot.
00:47Me neither, damn it.
00:48Let's focus and pee.
00:51Do the motorboat.
00:57Okay, we can do this.
00:58Just breathe in, let it out, relax.
01:01Say ah.
01:02Ah.
01:04Ah.
01:06Excuse me.
01:10What are we gonna do?
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