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Off Campus Episode 5 ⭕️
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00:15Wait.
00:16Wait?
00:17Are we on the same page here?
00:20Didn't you hear?
00:20I just did a whole thing.
00:21It was romantic.
00:22I'm just...
00:23I don't want to be your friend, Rosie.
00:25This isn't how you kiss your friends.
00:28No more, Justin.
00:30Music collaboration only.
00:32No more sexy Snapchats.
00:34The unsexiest only.
00:36Deal.
00:37And no more deals.
00:39I can live with that.
01:00No more.
01:01No more.
01:17Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:21The preacher said I couldn't get no light
01:24Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:27Playing Jesus like a backseat diver
01:30If that's what I get from, what I need to do
01:33Then watch me sit the day on fire
01:37Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:42She held my hand and led me back to living
01:48We ground our sins all night and held at the moon
01:55I'm running around, I'm running around in heaven
02:01What if I'm going down, I'll light a fire for you
02:07Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:11The preacher said I couldn't get no light
02:14Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:18Playing Jesus like a backseat diver
02:21If that's what I get from, what I need to do
02:24Then watch me sit the bed on fire
02:34I tried it, I liked it
02:37No one found that surprising
02:40I fall asleep with a made use of people
02:44I sit the bed on fire
02:46I tried it, I liked it
02:50I fell asleep and see what it's time, what it's time
02:56I set the bed on fire
02:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:02The future said I couldn't get no higher
03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:08Playing Jesus like a taxi driver
03:11If that's what I get for my desire
03:14Then watch me set the bed on fire
03:53Did you hear that?
03:54I think the whole campus heard that
03:56Okay, rude, but that's not what
03:58Mom?
03:59Are you there? I can't see you
04:01Fuck
04:02I mean, those kids are a blessing, but they're a lot
04:14You say that every year
04:16And every year you get sad when Aunt Nicole and everybody leave
04:19And the house is empty again
04:20I know
04:20What are you doing this year, honey?
04:22Are you going to go to Brooklyn with Allie again?
04:24Uh, no, uh, Garrett's housemates are doing Friendsgiving
04:27So I'm going to stay for that
04:28Friendsgiving?
04:30That sounds so fun
04:31What are you going to bring?
04:33You said they liked Nana's lasagna recipe, right?
04:36Yeah, yeah, but...
04:37Well, you can't show up empty-handed
04:39We won't
04:40Text Garrett, ask him how many people are going
04:42Uh, hi, um...
04:46Garrett?
04:47Wait, he's there?
04:49Uh...
04:51Introduce me
04:52No, Mom
04:53Garrett, honey, how many people will be at Friendsgiving?
04:57Hi, Mrs. Wells
04:57Hi, please, call me Carrie
05:00Look at you
05:01You weren't exaggerating, Hannah
05:03He's so handsome
05:05Okay, hanging up now
05:06But, Garrett, Hannah's dad is going to be so jealous
05:09I met you first
05:10He's been bragging about you to all of our friends
05:13He posted about your game last night
05:15He wanted to tag you, but don't worry
05:18I didn't let him
05:19You should just know that you have a superfans over here
05:22Mom, they lost last night?
05:25Doesn't matter, he's proud
05:27Okay, we gotta go
05:28We have class
05:29Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, Garrett
05:31Nice meeting you too, Mrs. Carrie
05:36Miss and love you, sweetie
05:37Miss and love you too, Mama
05:38Bye
05:41Sorry, she's enthusiastic
05:42She's sweet, she loves you
05:44Okay, are you driving or shall I?
05:46I'm not sitting on your handlebars, Wellsie
05:49One day, Graham
05:50One day
06:14I didn't know how else to get you to talk to me
06:22I want you to come home for Thanksgiving
06:27Are you serious?
06:30Cindy still really wants to meet you before the wedding
06:32And I would appreciate it as well
06:34Look, I don't know what kind of bullshit game you're playing, but I don't
06:37It's not a game, Garrett
06:39I'm really trying here
06:41I'm a different man now
06:43And I don't expect you to understand this
06:45But Cindy
06:48She's chosen to trust me
06:54And I want to be someone worthy of that trust
06:59Garrett, please
07:02Just think about it
07:19It's almost there
07:20But it's like my advisor said
07:21I'm just
07:22I'm not feeling it
07:23Not yet
07:24Okay
07:26Fine, I'll take another crack at the lyrics over the break
07:28Great
07:29Yeah, thank you
07:30No worries
07:31See you, Garrett
07:32Yeah, bud
07:37Can Julian wipe out again?
07:39Uh, Justin
07:40Has some cool ideas for a new verse
07:42Ooh
07:43Which means that I can take a break over Thanksgiving
07:46Hey, Wellsie
07:47Yeah?
07:48Why don't you go home for the long weekend?
07:49Seems like your parents would love to see you
07:52Uh, that place isn't really my home anymore
07:57Because of what happened here?
07:59Yeah
08:00Yeah, and what happened after?
08:03Uh, when the guy you accuse of assault is the mayor's kid
08:06People don't tend to believe you
08:08Yeah, it didn't help that his whole team rallied around him
08:11Testified against me in court
08:12Some real Hester Prynne bullshit
08:14He was an athlete?
08:18Yeah
08:18A hockey player?
08:23Yeah
08:27Ah, fuck
08:30Look, that's all in the past now
08:31He's in the past
08:33Indiana's just not my favorite place to go back to
08:37My parents get it
08:40Uh, why do you ask?
08:42Uh, my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving
08:44Meet his fiancé
08:47Would you want to?
08:49Maybe
08:50I don't know
08:53I, yeah, things with my dad are
08:55Kind of
08:58It's complicated
09:01Yeah, well, he's still your dad, right?
09:03Even if he is a hard ass
09:05When I saw him before practice
09:07He seemed
09:08Like, different
09:10Good different?
09:11Well, I don't know if he's capable of that, but
09:13But you hope so
09:15Look, I think people can change
09:18If they want to
09:18So you're saying you think I should give him another chance?
09:22If that's what you want
09:26If I go
09:28Will you come with me?
09:31Of course
09:32What, are you sure?
09:35It's what girlfriends do
09:36Real ones, anyway
09:45Thank you
10:04Am I getting faster?
10:05Oh
10:06I lost interest in that
10:08You look good
10:10Mean
10:10Like, tough mean or you mean?
10:13Mm, Zidano Chara mean
10:15You can never pull off me mean
10:16I'll take it
10:18By these pictures, I'd almost assume you weren't into Garrett's girlfriend
10:21Because I'm not
10:23Uh-huh
10:27Huh
10:29Looks like you drew the short straw
10:31Want me to put it on the speaker?
10:33I'd rather keep skating suicides
10:36She's probably having a hard time right now
10:37Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving
10:39She did that to herself
10:40She's trying, dude
10:41She's always trying
10:45Gotta get that
10:50Bye, Mom
10:53This, gentleman
10:54Is 25 pounds of pure poultry perfection
10:58It's a big-ass turkey
10:59Damn straight
11:00We're gonna kill Thanksgiving
11:01Unlike last year
11:02When everyone brought something
11:04And all we had to eat was a turkey
11:05And 300 Miller High Life's
11:07Champagne of beers
11:07I actually want to remember my Thanksgiving this year
11:09Which is why I've put it upon myself
11:11To handle all food preparations
11:12Because this year
11:13Is going to be the best Thanksgiving
11:15The perfect Thanksgiving
11:20Holy shit
11:21Since I can't go home
11:22I've decided to make
11:23All my mama's greatest hits from scratch
11:25We got
11:25Three kinds of pie
11:27Two kinds of cranberry sauces
11:28And more sweet potatoes
11:29Than you can shake a stick at
11:31And
11:31The piece de resistance
11:35The Tucker family
11:36Deep-fried turkey
11:37All rights reserved
11:371985
11:39Can I go work out now?
11:40I don't think he's done
11:41No
11:42No, no, no
11:42I'm very much not done
11:43A general is only as good as his troops
11:46Okay?
11:47Where's Garrett?
11:48Are we supposed to be your troops?
11:50I'm not leaving anything up to chance
11:52This, my friends
11:53Will be a military operation
11:55We all have jobs to do
11:56Okay?
11:57Where the fuck is Garrett?
11:59What's up?
11:59Garrett
12:00Thank you for finally joining us
12:01You and Wellesie
12:02Will handle the pie crust
12:03From Del's back stock
12:04For
12:05Thanksgiving
12:06Oh
12:07Right
12:08Sorry, Todd
12:08Hannah and I are going to my dad's place in Boston
12:11Can't make it
12:11What?
12:12No
12:14Okay
12:16No problem
12:16No problem
12:17Dean, you can handle all your stuff
12:18Okay?
12:18No, I would be all over that
12:19But I am road tripping
12:21Down to New York tomorrow
12:22Oh
12:22No, no, dude
12:24No, no, no, no, no, no
12:25Blackout Wednesday, dude
12:26Drinksgiving?
12:27Why would I be drunk here
12:28When I could be drunk?
12:29There
12:29Sorry, bro
12:30See you next year
12:33So the friends are abandoning Friendsgiving
12:36Who needs them?
12:37Jules and I are still here
12:38It's going to be the perfect fucking Thanksgiving
12:39What do you need?
12:42I'll send you my to-do list
12:51Damn
12:52I know
12:53It's glorious
13:00I'm so depressed
13:01You're not coming to Brooklyn with me this year
13:02Me too
13:03But I want to be there for Garrett
13:05As much as I love watching Aunt Kathy get drunk
13:08And busting out her old cheer routine
13:09God, old gal still got the splits
13:12It's your first Thanksgiving without Sean
13:14How are you doing?
13:15Oh, honestly
13:15I am loving my single life
13:17I'm Yasmina
13:18In season two of Anissa Alashba
13:21Doesn't she fall into a coma
13:22For most of that season?
13:24Yes
13:24But before that
13:25She's single and thriving
13:27As am I
13:28Just not getting tied down
13:29Focusing on myself
13:30And my acting
13:32That's it
13:33Well, I am proud of you
13:34Well, you too
13:35Meeting Garrett's dad
13:37Being a good girlfriend and shit
13:40Are you nervous?
13:41Uh, uh, no
13:42I mean, he's famous, right?
13:46Yeah, yeah, okay
13:47I'm a little nervous
13:48But not because he's famous
13:49Just
13:51I don't know
13:51The way Garrett talks about him
13:53Seems, like, really intense
13:54Yeah, I've seen him at games
13:56Does the man ever smile?
13:58I don't think so
13:59Well, don't stress
14:00It's not about him liking you
14:02It's about Garrett
14:03And he already likes you
14:06Yeah, I just think it's really important to Garrett
14:08That this goes well
14:10That's what relationships are for, honey bun
14:13Supporting each other
14:13Helping each other grow as people
14:17Can't all be about sex and fun
14:21Shit, bus almost here
14:22Gotta go
14:22Well, no, Garrett can just drive you
14:25No, no, it's fine
14:25I love a bus
14:26You hate a bus
14:27It's fine
14:29I love you
14:29Happy Thanksgiving
14:30Love you
14:32Alright
14:51425 for how long?
14:5230 minutes
14:53Use that time to prep the turkey
14:55Before it has snow in it
14:56And don't forget to pat dry
14:57Pat dry the bird
14:58I know, I know
14:59Can't be wet
15:00Unless you want to crisp the turkey
15:02And no eyebrows like Uncle Pete
15:04And don't skimp on the marshmallows
15:06With a sweet potato casserole
15:07With slivers, dude
15:09Dude, slivers
15:11Just easy
15:12Yes, chef
15:13There you go
15:13Just remember to drop the turkey in
15:16Exactly one hour
15:17Before your side's ready
15:18One hour
15:19Got it
15:20First Thanksgiving
15:21You're cooking all on your own
15:22It's weird doing all this without you
15:24Miss you too, JT
15:25But I'm right there with you
15:27I can practically smell the sweat
15:29And testosterone
15:31But fair
15:32Just don't want to screw anything up
15:34It has to be perfect
15:35No slip saying
15:36It's not the food
15:37It's the comfort and love
15:39That make the food
15:40Did you just quote the barefoot contessa?
15:42Or did she quote me?
15:44Ah, no way no one is there
15:45Gravy, gotta go
15:47Love you, baby
15:52Perfect
15:53Yes
15:54Yes
15:58Where were the marshmallows?
15:59I just saw them five seconds ago
16:01Where could they possibly go?
16:03One, two, three
16:05They were just here
16:08What are you doing?
16:09Keeping our family tradition alive
16:10I'm trying to have a normal Thanksgiving right now, okay?
16:14What's normal?
16:14Turkey? Pumpkin pie?
16:16Boo? Boring?
16:17Say what you will about mom
16:18We always have fun
16:19Okay, you have a very interesting selective memory
16:22Can't we just enjoy this?
16:24Please?
16:25You are ruining Tuck's Thanksgiving
16:27They were just here
16:28Marshmallows were just here
16:30In front of the carrots
16:30Party people
16:32Happy Thanksgiving
16:33Birdie!
16:34Nat!
16:35Thank God
16:35I thought we were going to have too much food
16:37Not a chance
16:37We brought friends
16:38And we brought one
16:39Oh, six
16:41Woo!
16:41Six more people
16:42I can't do great
16:43That's perfect
16:43I can do that
16:44Yeah, hi
16:44How you doing?
16:45Hi, Teddy
16:46Thanks for having us
16:47Hi
16:47Hi, Bert
16:48Good to see you
16:49Hi, Bert
16:50Is it possible to double a sweet potato casserole
16:52On one dish?
16:53You're asking me?
16:55I got this
16:57This is a bad idea
16:58Yeah, you're right
16:59Who brings a key lime pie to Thanksgiving?
17:02Why don't you stop me?
17:03Pumpkin?
17:05Pumpkin is the thing
17:06Or maybe I should have brought wine
17:08I met my dad, Wellesie
17:10Oh, right
17:13Hey, we can go at any point
17:16Just give me the signal
17:17And we'll get the fuck out
17:18The signal?
17:19Yeah, like
17:20I don't know
17:20Squeeze my hand
17:21Or something
17:22Once means you're good
17:24Two squeezes and we're gone
17:30Or we go
17:36Or we stay
17:38You gotta give me something here
17:40We stay
17:42Okay
17:45First step
17:46Get me out the car
17:49Yeah
17:53Garrett
17:54You made it
17:55Dad
17:56And you must be Hannah
17:58Glad to finally meet you
17:59Hi
17:59Sorry, I'd shake your hand
18:01Well, I'll take that
18:02Oh, pie
18:03Yeah
18:05It's key lime
18:06You love key lime
18:07He loves key lime
18:08I do
18:08It's the superior pie
18:09Thank you
18:10Well, don't let the poor kids freeze out there
18:12Come in
18:14I'm gonna put this in the fridge
18:16I'll take your coats
18:17Thank you
18:21Thanks
18:25It's a nice house
18:27Yeah
18:30Oh
18:32Look at you
18:32It's
18:36Oh
18:42They look alike, don't they?
18:44Yeah
18:44It's uncanny
18:46I'm so glad you're here, Garrett
18:48I can't wait to hear all about how the season's going
18:52Come on, put the game on
18:54It's you versus me, kid
18:55Rangers Bruins
18:56Actually
18:58Is it cool if I show Hannah around first?
19:00Yeah
19:01Of course
19:02You don't have to ask permission
19:03This is your house, too
19:06Here, I'll give you the tour
19:08Cool
19:10Thank you so much
19:11Thank you for coming
19:12Thank you
19:12Who is that now?
19:15We come bearing alcohol
19:17And we got tiny little boxes of cereal
19:19Still up in the dining hall
19:20Oh
19:21They look tough
19:21More people
19:22Hannah said orphans are welcome
19:24They are
19:25They are, yes
19:26Uh, just grab a seat
19:28Jules will grab you a drink
19:30Yeah
19:30Great
19:31Yeah
19:31Just make yourselves at home
19:33Here
19:34In the living room
19:36Okay, thank you guys
19:37Happy Thanksgiving
19:37Happy Thanksgiving
19:38Happy Thanksgiving
19:39Happy Thanksgiving
19:39Thank you
19:41Why is the stuffing not in the oven yet?
19:47Oh, because the corn pudding
19:48And the green bean casserole
19:49Are already in there
19:50Here, please consult the oven schedule
19:53I did all the math
19:54The stuffing needs to hang out
19:56In the neutral zone
19:57It only takes 30 minutes
19:59Okay
19:59If you guys were half this good at hockey
20:01Jules, I can't right now
20:03Please
20:03Guys, somebody taste this
20:06Logan, try it
20:07And for the end of the tour
20:11This is me
20:22You okay?
20:23Yeah, yeah
20:24It's just weird being back here
20:26After my mom died
20:27I went out to boarding school
20:28And I never really lived here again
20:31Yeah, I can tell
20:33Is your dad running a storage business on the side?
20:37This is just all the stuff he signs when he goes to mall appearances
20:40Or conventions or whatever
20:43Trying to keep the legend alive
20:47His best years are behind him
20:51Are you afraid that'll happen to you?
20:53This is what success looks like
20:55Eventually
20:57Or I could tear my ACL tomorrow
20:59And get stuck bagging groceries
21:01At the, uh, stop and shop
21:05Not that there's anything wrong with that
21:07Hey, my mom works at Bob's Market
21:09So
21:11Yeah, not
21:12Yeah, that wasn't really a dream either
21:13So
21:15What was?
21:17I don't know
21:18She
21:18She was a singer
21:20Her high school choir
21:21Won a bunch of competitions
21:22But
21:22I don't know
21:23She never really went for it
21:24She must be proud of you then
21:26Yeah, I just think she wants me to be happy
21:30My dad
21:31He's not really like that
21:33Or
21:34I don't know about now
21:35But he wasn't
21:36Not just with hockey
21:37With everything
21:37He was always
21:40So
21:42Intense?
21:43Yeah
21:44Yeah
21:44Yeah, seriously intense
21:55Yeah, I don't know
21:56It just
21:57Seems kind of sad
21:59Like you wake up one morning
22:00And can't play hockey anymore
22:02Did you miss it?
22:03It's the only thing I'm good at
22:05That's not true
22:07That's not an answer
22:10I think I would be
22:13Like
22:14Relieved
22:22Sorry
22:22Sorry
22:25Ali said that they wanted to wish me happy Thanksgiving
22:28Take it
22:29You sure?
22:36Yeah, I've got this
22:39Okay
22:43Hey
22:44Oh my gosh
22:45Hi everyone
22:50Okay
22:51We have more people here than a Walmart on a Black Friday
22:54We are going to Lowe's and Fish's this whole thing
22:57I'ma go get potatoes from the extra fridge
22:59And then
23:01Patch ride
23:02Patch ride
23:02Yes
23:03Yes
23:04What's up, buddy?
23:05Wait, wait, wait
23:06No marshmallows on the sweet potatoes?
23:08They're already sweet
23:09Okay, that's fucking blasphemy
23:11You're a blasphemer
23:12I will die on this hill
23:13We never had marshmallows on our sweet potatoes
23:15We never had sweet potatoes
23:17I had a sweet potato taco one year
23:19Tacos?
23:20On Thanksgiving?
23:21It's actually the best time for tacos
23:22Honestly
23:23Especially when your big bro has a sweet sponsorship deal with Taco Shack
23:27Oh
23:27They're open on Thanksgiving?
23:29Yeah, they're the only place open on Thanksgiving
23:31And we learned that the hard way when our mom got drunk one year and forgot she was grilling chicken
23:35The propane tank almost leveled the block
23:37Oh
23:38It was a blessing, actually
23:40Mama Logan was never known for her cooking
23:44I know
23:45We should bring mom Taco Shack
23:47Absolutely not
23:49Well, she's probably surrounded by strangers eating gross rehab food right now
23:54So?
23:54So, she needs our support
23:56Shouldn't we be here for this?
23:58I supported her the last time she went in
24:00And the time before that
24:01And the time before that
24:02Well, it's Thanksgiving and she's fucking family, John
24:04She's in fucking rehab, Jules
24:06Exactly
24:08She's
24:09She's trying
24:10Okay
24:11New plan
24:12We're gonna whip up some spinach casserole
24:15What?
24:17You know what?
24:17Forget it
24:18I'll go myself
24:25Docker, my friend
24:27We are here
24:28Yes
24:30Yes, you are
24:31I'm so sorry to be late
24:32Uh-huh
24:33So, Yanis from Latvia
24:35Hi
24:36Uh, Charlotte from Philippines
24:37Hi
24:38You know Arjun
24:39Mm-mm
24:40Hey
24:40And Carl Hines
24:41Hello, Carl Hines
24:45Sorry
24:47You know what, boys and girls?
24:49I need space to work
24:50Everybody, we are going to take this shindig outside
24:52Let's go
24:53Outside, here
24:54Outside, here
24:55Outside, here
24:55Outside, guys
24:56Sure
24:56Let's get your cokes
24:57Thank you, guys
24:58I got this one for you, right
24:59Thank you, guys
25:00I got this one for you, right
25:00I got this one for you
25:02Oh, man
25:05Bruins started the day
25:06Three points clear
25:07In fifth place, Philadelphia
25:08In fourth in the evening
25:11The game is on
25:18I heard you stopped by
25:19And saw Bruins practice
25:21Yeah
25:22You get a chance to show up?
25:24Hang on a little bit
25:26Atta boy
25:32Cindy seems
25:34Nice
25:35She is
25:36Knows hockey, too
25:38Penguins fan, but we're working on that
25:40All right
25:41Good
25:43Mm-mm
25:44Ah
25:44There you go
25:46There you go
25:47Bonneville is giving the Bruins trouble
25:50He's too fast for the D
25:51Yeah, but he's slow on the backtrack
25:53They just gotta get the puck off him first
25:55I bet the Bruins would love having you on the ice a year early
25:58Huh
25:59Yeah, they don't need me yet
26:00Fontano's got a few seasons left in him
26:03Plus
26:04I'm not ready yet
26:05I want to graduate
26:06We'll be right back after this commercial break
26:11That's a smart choice, Garrett
26:15Probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro
26:1918 was
26:21Really young for me to be thrown in the deep end
26:23He'll be better equipped to handle the pressure
26:39Okay, are you alone now?
26:41Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
26:43And she goes by Kiera now
26:45It's like a whole thing
26:47Okay, wasn't she in London for like a week?
26:52Out?
26:53Uh, uh
26:55No, yeah, totally
26:56Uh, okay, what's going on?
26:59No, nothing
27:00It's just like everyone's over
27:02Hey, if you're busy, I
27:03Hey, Ali Hayes, I can hear your nails
27:06Who are you texting?
27:07What?
27:08Nobody
27:09It's Sean
27:09You're backsliding
27:11Am not
27:13Hey, it's okay
27:15It's my dad
27:16He, um
27:18He can't find the remote again
27:19He, uh
27:20I swear he has ADHD
27:21But his generation's undiagnosable
27:24Okay, okay
27:26Hey, I should probably go help
27:28Um
27:29Love you, miss you
27:30Gobble, gobble
27:31Oh my God
27:41I want to see you
27:42Listen up
27:48Um
27:56Come on
27:58Time
27:58To me
27:59To me
28:00To me
28:00I want you
28:00To me
28:00I want you
28:40Happy Thanksgiving. Do you have an appointment?
28:42Hi. No, I'm here for Jean Logan.
28:45And when did she check in?
28:46Last week.
28:48I'm sorry. New intakes don't have visitation privileges yet.
28:51No, I have a delivery.
28:54Can you just tell her it's from Jules?
28:57And John.
29:01Excuse me. I paid for this with my hard-earned cash.
29:05Well, I'll be in, will you? Jules and John, thank you.
29:08Any particular message? Happy Thanksgiving or...
29:11Actually, contraband, please.
29:25It's a family tradition.
29:27She'll get it.
29:33It'll mean a lot to her.
29:35Well, I'm here because it means a lot to you.
29:38And you're right.
29:40She is trying.
29:48So, what do you say we hit the hardware store on the way back?
29:52For real?
29:53I mean, we gotta shore up our supplies if we're gonna spread the Logan love this holiday season.
29:57In that case, better hit the stop and shop, too.
30:01One bag of marshmallows ain't gonna cut it.
30:05Let's go.
30:06Come on.
30:08I'm your leader.
30:09I'm your teacher.
30:10I'm your mission.
30:12Status check.
30:12All sides in the oven.
30:13Chef.
30:14T-minus one hour.
30:15Chef.
30:16I was going to say that.
30:17Oh, gosh.
30:17Which means, mis amigos, it is time to deep fry the turkey.
30:22Yeah!
30:24Jules, you ready?
30:25Let's fucking do this.
30:2610, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
30:38Wait, I forgot the picture of the bird.
30:40Whoa.
30:41Whoa.
30:43Whoa.
30:43Shit.
31:12You guys are in for quite a treat.
31:14Cindy's mashed potatoes are really something.
31:17And dairy-free.
31:18It's a happy accident, Hannah.
31:22I asked Cindy to, uh, make the mac and cheese.
31:27With the breadcrumbs.
31:29Like Mom used to make.
31:32I didn't want to overstep.
31:34No.
31:35No, that's very kind.
31:38Thanks for coming.
31:40Means a lot to me.
31:46Phil, would you?
31:48Yes, of course.
31:50We should say a little grace before we dig in.
31:53Oh.
31:54Yeah.
31:58Lord, thank you for this wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon us.
32:04Thank you for bringing us all together to enjoy this delicious meal and for the hands
32:10that prepared it.
32:11Lord, we ask you to guide us towards love and understanding.
32:21To experience what it means to be family.
32:29In this life and the next.
32:33Thank you, Lord.
32:39Amen.
32:43Amen.
32:45Amen.
32:58Everything okay?
33:00Yeah. I just gotta chill.
33:03She's thin-skinned, this one.
33:05Not billed for Boston winter.
33:07Why don't you go upstairs
33:09and get a different sweater, darling?
33:14Ow! Don't!
33:15Whoa! Just sit.
33:19Is there a problem?
33:22Sorry, I just...
33:25I need, uh, um...
33:28I'm so sorry. I'm not feeling well.
33:35Can we go?
33:40Let's go.
33:44Slow down.
33:46Garrett, give me the keys. I'm driving.
33:48Hannah.
33:49Garrett.
33:50Please.
33:53Wait!
33:55Your coat!
34:01I'm gonna go warm up the car.
34:08Your wrist.
34:09It was an accident.
34:11No, it wasn't.
34:13I'm sorry I ruined Thanksgiving.
34:15Your father really wanted us all to...
34:16No, no, you...
34:17You didn't ruin...
34:21You can't stay.
34:22With him.
34:23Look, he felt awful after...
34:26And...
34:26And it...
34:27It's just...
34:27It's not who he is.
34:28It's exactly who he is.
34:30He says it's not gonna happen again.
34:32Right?
34:32He makes promises.
34:33He says he'll change.
34:34It's a lie.
34:35It's all a fucking lie.
34:36He doesn't care about you.
34:37He doesn't care about me.
34:37All he cares about is Phil fucking Graham.
34:39That's it.
34:40Listen to me.
34:41My mom didn't have the chance to get out.
34:44But you do.
34:47Please leave.
34:48Please.
35:01It's complicated.
35:17I can see you in myself.
35:22And it's scaring me to death.
35:25I'm running from what was.
35:29And what hasn't happened yet.
35:33I can't be so now.
35:37But I can't be like this.
35:41Any longer.
35:47Guess you give what you're giving.
35:53Garrett.
35:55Are you okay?
35:57Yeah.
35:58Yeah, I'm fine.
36:01No, you're not.
36:10Garrett, talk to me.
36:24I couldn't.
36:26It's okay.
36:28You're okay.
36:29I couldn't protect her.
36:33My mom, she was.
36:36I tried but.
36:41I couldn't fight back.
36:45Karen, did he hit you?
36:58What if I...
37:03What if I'm just like him?
37:04Hey, you're not.
37:07You...
37:09You would never hurt someone like that.
37:12She was scared of me.
37:14What was Cindy?
37:15The way she looked at me.
37:17That wasn't about you.
37:19She doesn't know you.
37:24Hey.
37:58I'm sorry.
37:59No.
38:00No.
38:01No.
38:03I should've told you everything.
38:06I should've told you the truth.
38:08No, you did.
38:09You did.
38:10Hey.
38:10Hey.
38:12Hey.
38:15Hey.
38:15Over and over again.
38:22Over and over again.
38:24Over and over again.
38:25What do you...
38:25What do you need?
38:32Let's just go home.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Let's go home.
38:37Okay.
38:42I know this isn't exactly what we had planned for today, but I want to thank you all for coming
38:48together to enjoy this once proud bird.
38:53So, without further ado, let's play!
39:19Hey!
39:21Oh run me home.
39:22Tole me.
39:24Sorry.
39:25Ah.
39:26Talking on yourself, see if that doesn't count.
39:27What.
39:29Yes it does.
39:33Okay.
39:34Whoever knows now sheとん me.
39:37Amy?
39:39Oh why?
39:41Roh knot66ода.
39:49Tiger Woods.
40:00It's a Logan Thanksgiving, motherfucker!
40:19Mama, take me home, country road. Take me home, down country road. Take me home, country road.
40:34Yeah!
40:39Mmm. Mmm.
40:42This might be the best sandwich I've ever had.
40:45There's something about cold turkey just tastes better.
40:49I think it's the fact that you don't have to stress about it.
40:52It's cold turkey. Not going anywhere. It's reliable.
41:00Well, Z?
41:01Yeah?
41:06It's just a sandwich.
41:09Still.
41:24Oh, wait. I forgot, um...
41:30It's, uh, it's not mac and cheese with breadcrumbs, but...
41:39My therapist used to say that you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones.
41:43Mm-hmm.
41:45It seemed like a good one.
41:48It was.
41:53The cake was still so frozen that we couldn't cut into it.
42:04Here we go.
42:07Hey, lovebirds! Glad we got you!
42:09Happy Thanksgiving!
42:10Happy Thanksgiving!
42:11Here, wait. Let me add Dean. We gotta get the whole fam here.
42:15Hello?
42:16Hey! What? Are you already asleep?
42:19It's called tryptophan, motherfuckers.
42:21Where are you?
42:22He's in fucking New York.
42:23On Thanksgiving.
42:25Yankees suck!
42:27Yankees suck!
42:28Hey!
42:28Yankees suck!
42:30Yankees suck!
42:30Yankees suck!
42:31Okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
42:33I don't know. Last time I checked, my ass was perfectly intact.
42:36Ooh!
42:37Can't confirm.
42:38You guys are so dumb.
42:39Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
42:42Wellsy, don't stoop to the level.
42:45Happy Thanksgiving!
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:46Good night!
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:47Yes, Happy Thanksgiving dorks.
42:58They didn't see you.
43:31Happy Thanksgiving!
43:33Happy Thanksgiving.
43:34Happy Thanksgiving!
43:35They're all pouring in the Schrittson Kaseos.
43:36Sue me, I wanna be wanted
43:56Just me or does he look amazing
43:59When he's all in his innocent faces
44:01Let's rip him off, talk to God, let's walk
44:05Suddenly all the lights are on
44:07Taking it as a sign from God
44:09And I'm saying it over and over again
44:13I've been so careful with you, babe
44:16Your lines fade
44:18So I'm thinking that I'm gonna cross it
44:21Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:22Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:24Sue me, I wanna be, sue me, I wanna be
44:27Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:28Sue me, I wanna be toxic
44:30Gonna blow up your life like an atomic
44:32Sue me, I wanna be sued
44:34Yeah, I wanna be
44:35Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:36You're my face, my face
44:38It's kiss me, babe
44:41And I won't make you wait
44:42Cause I know that you want it
44:44You're my face, my place
44:46It's business, babe
44:49And the room ain't is here
44:50So it's moon or she's quiet
44:52Sue me, I wanna be, uh
44:54Sue me, I wanna be, yeah
44:56Sue me, I wanna be
44:58Sue me, I wanna be
44:59Sue me, I wanna be
45:01Wanted
45:03Sue me, I wanna be
45:32Sue me, I wanna be
45:32Sue me, I wanna be
45:32Sue me, I wanna be
45:32Sue me, I wanna be
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