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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It New
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00:00:03Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:11Kill him!
00:00:16You just saved me.
00:00:19You're going to let me walk home alone?
00:00:23The master of magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:26I've seen his skills.
00:00:27Show them.
00:00:28Show them what you can do.
00:00:31I bought the theater.
00:00:32Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:40You look a little nervous.
00:00:41You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:44This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:47You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:49I swore off my old life.
00:00:51But I can't keep running forever.
00:00:53Who are you?
00:00:55I'm the master of magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:05You sure about this?
00:01:07I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:09Relax, little brother.
00:01:11We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:17It's showtime.
00:01:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:01:35Oh my god!
00:01:36It's him!
00:01:37It's the master of magic!
00:01:39The greatest magician of all time!
00:01:41You young lady.
00:01:42Let's see your true self.
00:01:44Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:59And now my next volunteer.
00:02:02I don't care.
00:02:03I said short it.
00:02:05What the hell?
00:02:11How are they doing that?
00:02:13And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:19The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:23You sure about this?
00:02:24He's dangerous.
00:02:25But I'm the master of freaking magic.
00:02:27Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:35And who the hell are you?
00:02:36Get these fuckers out of my way.
00:02:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:53You insult me in public?
00:02:55You know who I am.
00:02:57I can make you disappear.
00:02:58Okay.
00:02:59Well, we won't test Barry.
00:03:03So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:10What do you think you're doing?
00:03:11We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:20Holy shit!
00:03:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:27The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:31Kill him!
00:03:34Kill him!
00:03:36And now for my final trick.
00:04:01What are you looking at me for?
00:04:03Get him!
00:04:08Get him!
00:04:10Get him!
00:04:16Huh?
00:04:19What the fuck?
00:04:22Huh?
00:04:22What the fuck?
00:04:35Cut it!
00:04:57Eric no
00:05:00Relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:05:05This is all my fault
00:05:08God, I need you to do something for me. What I need you to find me
00:05:14We grew up with the orphanage. She's working in magic
00:05:21Help her
00:05:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had
00:05:26You're staying with me, okay? Just hang in there. You're gonna be okay
00:05:35Eric
00:05:37Eric
00:05:46My arrogance got you killed
00:05:50If I can't protect my family
00:05:53I'm not worthy of this
00:05:56I'll find Brie and help her
00:06:01But not as the master of magic
00:06:15Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:23Everyone else went home hours ago
00:06:25Show opens this weekend
00:06:27Got to be prepared
00:06:56Thank you
00:06:58This is your dream
00:06:58There it is, sweetheart
00:06:59What do you say?
00:07:00Hmm?
00:07:01This one
00:07:01Oh
00:07:01That's the queen of hearts for sure
00:07:03Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too
00:07:04But hey, what do I know?
00:07:05Look at that
00:07:07Oh
00:07:08You know this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll
00:07:11But we still got to come with the payment
00:07:13What do you say, huh?
00:07:19I'm sorry
00:07:19I was sure that I had cash on her
00:07:25Looks like trouble
00:07:54Typical dumb bitch
00:07:58What do you say, baby?
00:08:00What do you say, baby?
00:08:00Start with that pretty little coat you got
00:08:03Pick her
00:08:03Pick her
00:08:07Ah, shit
00:08:12Why don't you let me try
00:08:15Here's the deal
00:08:17I win
00:08:18She gets her bracelet back
00:08:20You win
00:08:22You get my two-headed silver dollar
00:08:27It's priceless
00:08:28Daniel, you should just go
00:08:30These guys are dangerous
00:08:32I got this
00:08:35This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty
00:08:38You got it, hotshot
00:08:40Let's play
00:08:41You know the deal
00:08:42Follow the queen
00:08:44You get the win
00:08:45You pick the ten of spades
00:08:47Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then
00:08:52You pick
00:08:54You pick
00:08:55Who's this guy?
00:08:56What a loser
00:08:57She kept walking, bro
00:08:58Instead of trying being a hero
00:09:01Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:03Absolutely
00:09:05You got it
00:09:23Damn, he got it
00:09:24That's impossible
00:09:31Listen, you son of a bitch
00:09:33I don't know who the hell you are
00:09:34This bracelet
00:09:35It's mine
00:09:37Well then
00:09:39Why is it in my hand?
00:09:43You dirty thief
00:09:51Are you looking for this?
00:09:55Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got
00:09:58Hey man, it's all good
00:10:00I was just messing around
00:10:09Three-card Monty
00:10:10Three-card Monty
00:10:11It's always a scam
00:10:12I know
00:10:13I know
00:10:13I just
00:10:15I thought I could crack it
00:10:17But I was screwed
00:10:20Until you came along
00:10:21Until you came along
00:10:24This bracelet
00:10:26Why so important to you?
00:10:28I was my childhood best friends
00:10:31We grew up in an orphanage together and
00:10:34Well, he
00:10:36He died
00:10:37That's all I have left of him
00:10:43Have a good night for you
00:10:45Hey, wait
00:10:47You just saved me
00:10:48You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:10:53Nice for dinner
00:10:55That was amazing
00:10:58I should probably get going
00:11:01Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:05I guess I must have picked it up backstage
00:11:08Bullshit
00:11:08You have training
00:11:10You know, maybe just a little
00:11:14Just light a hand
00:11:18Why didn't you agree?
00:11:23You know
00:11:25Your hand saved me today
00:11:29You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me
00:11:32They
00:11:35Say you're welcome
00:11:56Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:12:04So
00:12:18I'm not who you think I am.
00:12:24Then who are you?
00:12:27I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:30I think.
00:12:32I think it's better if I left.
00:13:00I think it's better if I left.
00:13:04I'm a prop assistant just doing my job.
00:13:07No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:13:10See this stuff?
00:13:11This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:17Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:25But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:13:30No, not.
00:13:32Not since I was 12.
00:13:34After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:13:39You're damn right you're not.
00:13:47You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:13:49And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:58What did you do to my deck?
00:14:01Nothing.
00:14:03Let's just put him away.
00:14:04Listen, fool.
00:14:05This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:07The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:11Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:14:13Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:14:17they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:19Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:14:23You're fired!
00:14:26If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:14:30I need you to find Brie.
00:14:32Help, Brian.
00:14:34Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:14:35No, it's too late for that now.
00:14:37Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:45Okay, finish meeting.
00:14:47Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:14:49You're looking better, sir.
00:14:50I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:55But let this be a reminder.
00:14:57What we do is dangerous.
00:14:59Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:03I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:05What? Why?
00:15:06He's careless and cocky.
00:15:07He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:11I never said that.
00:15:12Mm-hmm.
00:15:13Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:15:17Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:22Daniel, is this true?
00:15:23Of course not.
00:15:24Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:15:26A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:15:29Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:15:32He would never damage a deck.
00:15:34Show them.
00:15:35Show them what you can do.
00:15:42Yeah, Daniel, let's see it.
00:15:44Show us what you got.
00:15:44Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:47Tell you what.
00:15:48If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can keep your
00:15:56job.
00:15:5615 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:58I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:16:00But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:16:09Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:11I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:17But, sir, he...
00:16:18Bree, it's okay.
00:16:2215 seconds.
00:16:25You're on.
00:16:34The idiot.
00:16:35He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:38Ready to do this?
00:16:40Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:16:42Aw, the little prop boy has a little treat section.
00:16:45Now, if I win, you're all going to have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:16:50It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:16:53Bree, look at that.
00:16:55You've got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:58Fine.
00:16:59Deal.
00:17:00It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:17:0215 seconds.
00:17:04Here we go.
00:17:12What's he doing?
00:17:13What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:17:1610 seconds.
00:17:20Oh, wow.
00:17:21Giving up already?
00:17:23Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:24You said he was good.
00:17:26I thought you would at least try.
00:17:29Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:17:325...
00:17:344...
00:17:363...
00:17:382...
00:18:00Absolutely impossible.
00:18:05How did you do that?
00:18:06There's no way.
00:18:07I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:18:09Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:18:15No!
00:18:16No, no, no.
00:18:16You clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us.
00:18:19I knew it.
00:18:21Yeah, of course.
00:18:21Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:18:23Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:18:27Now.
00:18:28We've got a show to prep.
00:18:32Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling out those cards and let's get to work.
00:18:35Come on!
00:18:38Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:18:41I don't know what to believe.
00:18:45Oh, come on.
00:18:46The show opens in a few days.
00:18:48We need to prep.
00:18:49Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:19:02This is not going to be a show.
00:19:05Who is this?
00:19:07It's Richard Kim.
00:19:08He produces every other magic show in town.
00:19:11Daniel hates him.
00:19:13Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:19:16Your theater?
00:19:18Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:19:19This is now my theater.
00:19:21What the hell are you talking about?
00:19:24I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:19:28Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:19:30I bought the theater.
00:19:31Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:19:39You can't just buy the theater.
00:19:42I'm the biggest show in town.
00:19:44Used to be.
00:19:45You're past your prime.
00:19:47My new show will triple your numbers.
00:19:50The contract can't be canceled.
00:19:51I'll lose everything.
00:19:53If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:59be destroyed.
00:20:00Hey, we still have a contract.
00:20:01You can't just kick us out.
00:20:02Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:20:04How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:20:09I'm this show's producer.
00:20:10And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:20:14Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:20:17I'll give you a chance.
00:20:19A head-to-head magical competition.
00:20:21Your old man and his team wins.
00:20:24You keep your contract.
00:20:25My team wins.
00:20:27Your contract is terminated.
00:20:28Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:20:33Deal.
00:20:36Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:20:39Great.
00:20:40The competition will be tonight.
00:20:42Tonight?
00:20:43His cast doesn't come out for another week.
00:20:45Not my problem.
00:20:47Hope you have a good backup team.
00:20:54Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see who
00:21:00will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:21:06Don't worry.
00:21:08We have an ace of our sleeve.
00:21:10Daniel.
00:21:11You gotta be kidding.
00:21:13You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:21:15His vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:21:19It's all or nothing for us.
00:21:20All right?
00:21:21Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:21:23He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:21:26Yeah, no problem.
00:21:27I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:21:30And now, the challengers.
00:21:33Richard Kin's latest sensation.
00:21:36Matt Von Bjerg!
00:21:52Oh, God, no.
00:21:54What?
00:21:55How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:22:00He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:22:04He's one of the best in the world.
00:22:09That guy?
00:22:10Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:22:12Yeah.
00:22:13Bring him on.
00:22:14Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle,
00:22:19before each magician is a glass of water,
00:22:22the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:22:24in a way that our top judges
00:22:27can't figure out.
00:22:29The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:22:32Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:22:36This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:22:39He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:22:42We're gonna lose.
00:22:49Maybe not.
00:22:50Showtime.
00:22:56Xavier!
00:23:00Xavier!
00:23:02Not you.
00:23:03What?
00:23:14You should go out this round.
00:23:17What?
00:23:18He...
00:23:18He's not even a magician.
00:23:20He's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit.
00:23:22Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy,
00:23:27but leave this to the real magicians.
00:23:28Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:23:31I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:23:34And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:23:46Maybe he's just the prop assistant,
00:23:48but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:23:51Daniel.
00:23:59Oh, my God.
00:24:01You're prop boy.
00:24:02You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:24:06Don't worry, kid.
00:24:07This will be over real quick.
00:24:09And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:24:12It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:24:15You'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:24:19Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:24:21He's one of the best in the world.
00:24:23They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:24:25There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:24:28No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing, okay?
00:24:30He knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:24:33When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:24:37Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:24:40He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:24:42It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:24:44We need to judge their strength.
00:24:46Oh, I get it.
00:24:48You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:24:51And then I come in and save the day.
00:24:53Worth that.
00:24:54He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:25:00And you are...
00:25:02Daniel.
00:25:03Just Daniel.
00:25:05Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:25:07I give my servants the same ones.
00:25:10Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:25:12This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:25:15I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:25:18It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:25:20It's sad.
00:25:20He really thought that he could hang with the pros.
00:25:22No.
00:25:24You're sure about this?
00:25:26Just trust me.
00:25:30Don't feel too bad.
00:25:32You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:25:35Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:25:37I was born ready.
00:25:38What about you, buddy?
00:25:40You look a little nervous.
00:25:43Maybe you should be.
00:25:46Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:25:52Oh, my God.
00:25:53He's frozen with fear.
00:25:55Come on, Daniel.
00:25:56Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:59Daniel, are you okay?
00:26:02Absolutely.
00:26:03Oh, my God.
00:26:04What a shit show.
00:26:06He's not even prepping you.
00:26:07Hey, newbie.
00:26:08This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:26:12I'm good.
00:26:14No.
00:26:16I'm good.
00:26:17That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet, and you have what?
00:26:23Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:26:26Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:26:29If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:26:33Are you ready?
00:26:34Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:26:36Not what I need more time for this trick.
00:26:42Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:26:45Pay attention.
00:26:47This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:27:04It's finished!
00:27:05Yes!
00:27:06We're waiting for the start of the show.
00:27:09That was seamless.
00:27:12Unbelievable.
00:27:13Even I don't know how he did that.
00:27:15There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:27:21What do you think, judges?
00:27:23Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:27:26I have no idea how that was done.
00:27:28If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:27:30I'm stumped.
00:27:32Well done.
00:27:32You're three for three.
00:27:34All right, man.
00:27:36You have stumped our judges.
00:27:39Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:27:43Anyone?
00:27:48Do you have something to say, prop boy?
00:27:50I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:27:52I just know exactly how you did it.
00:28:01Sure you do.
00:28:02Please, enlighten us.
00:28:04Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:28:07All in good time.
00:28:09Idiot.
00:28:09Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:28:11Pathetic.
00:28:12Daniel?
00:28:13You're up?
00:28:22What's he doing?
00:28:24He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:26Hey there.
00:28:26Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:28:31This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:28:34You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:28:36I think he can do it.
00:28:38It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:28:40You're not one of us.
00:28:42You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:28:45If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:56Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:57Here.
00:28:59Why don't you let me help you?
00:29:01Ooh, magic!
00:29:06Switch it now, prop boy.
00:29:09You need to end this.
00:29:11Now!
00:29:13You're...
00:29:16You're right.
00:29:19I swore off my old life.
00:29:31But I can't keep running forever.
00:29:38Ladies and gentlemen,
00:29:41are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:29:45Now, but first,
00:29:47I'm gonna need some help.
00:29:50Bri,
00:29:51could you come here?
00:29:58What is he doing?
00:29:59You gotta be kidding me.
00:30:01This is just sad.
00:30:11You all know magic
00:30:13is an illusion.
00:30:14But still,
00:30:16you hold out hope
00:30:17that one day you'll experience
00:30:18something so incredible
00:30:19you can never explain it
00:30:21in a million years.
00:30:22Well, isn't this like life?
00:30:24See, every day,
00:30:25you experience your reality
00:30:27through your senses.
00:30:28But what if you couldn't trust
00:30:30your senses?
00:30:36Wouldn't your reality then
00:30:39just be an illusion?
00:30:42Don't blink.
00:30:44You'll miss it.
00:30:58That's it?
00:31:01Nothing happened.
00:31:02You're supposed to change
00:31:03the water into wine.
00:31:04Hey, Mr. Kensington,
00:31:05I told you,
00:31:06you shouldn't have put
00:31:07that glorified janitor up
00:31:08to take my place.
00:31:09You should have
00:31:10respected my ranking.
00:31:11No.
00:31:12I think
00:31:13there's something else
00:31:14going on.
00:31:15Now, I apologize,
00:31:16ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:17I can't seem to complete
00:31:18my transformation.
00:31:20I knew it!
00:31:21This theater is mine!
00:31:23Without one final piece
00:31:25of equipment,
00:31:26which would be coming
00:31:27right about
00:31:29now.
00:31:40What's he doing?
00:31:42He's such a
00:31:43cake knife?
00:31:44He's going to
00:31:45shatter that glass
00:31:45all over the floor.
00:31:53How?
00:32:02unbelievable.
00:32:03Amazing.
00:32:12Whoa, that is fast.
00:32:14There you go.
00:32:16My judges.
00:32:18My young man.
00:32:19That was incredible.
00:32:24The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:32:27Really good.
00:32:29I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:32:30The only person I've ever seen
00:32:32do a trick like this
00:32:32was the master of magic.
00:32:36Emmanuel?
00:32:44How is this possible?
00:32:50Now for the critical moment, judges, what do you think?
00:32:54Do you know how he did it?
00:32:55I have no idea.
00:32:56Not a clue.
00:32:59And you, Jennifer?
00:33:01I'm completely stumped.
00:33:04Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:33:09Daniel, you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:33:14Tell us.
00:33:15Yeah.
00:33:16Tell us.
00:33:18He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:33:23Then, a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ironizing.
00:33:27Turning the water red, giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:33:34That's correct.
00:33:38Amazing.
00:33:39And Matthew, how did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:48I don't know.
00:33:50And with that, Daniel wins our first round.
00:34:01With your help, I need a knife.
00:34:08Let's give him cake.
00:34:12Well done, young man.
00:34:14The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:34:23No!
00:34:24No!
00:34:24He didn't transform anything!
00:34:26He didn't even teleport!
00:34:27He must have cheated.
00:34:29There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:34:33Exactly!
00:34:33He probably blackmailed the judges or something!
00:34:38How could you let him beat you?
00:34:39You embarrassed us with your performance!
00:34:41How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:34:44Who is that guy?
00:34:50It doesn't matter.
00:34:51Get out of my face.
00:34:52It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:55You think you've won?
00:34:59You haven't won shit!
00:35:01It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:35:08Kate Barlow!
00:35:17Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:35:21That's...
00:35:22That's Kate Barlow.
00:35:23She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:35:26And an actual six-star magician.
00:35:29All right.
00:35:30Who's ready for the headliner?
00:35:34Second round is quick change magic.
00:35:36That's Sophie's specialty.
00:35:38You had your little fun in the first round.
00:35:39But now, watch an actual prop.
00:35:42A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:35:45Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:48A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:52Now!
00:35:55Yeah!
00:35:56Get him, Sophie!
00:35:57Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:36:00Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:36:01Oh!
00:36:02You think so?
00:36:03Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:36:06Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:36:11You didn't?
00:36:12I brought in Kate Barlow.
00:36:14Because she was the protege of the master of magic.
00:36:19He taught me everything he knows.
00:36:22Funny.
00:36:23I don't remember training her.
00:36:25You were trained by the master of magic?
00:36:28She wasn't just trained by him.
00:36:30He realized that she was better than him.
00:36:33That's why he disappeared.
00:36:35That can't be true, right?
00:36:37Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:36:40So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:36:46Also what?
00:36:47I'll still destroy you.
00:36:48Sophie, shut up.
00:36:51Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:59I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:37:05So why are you here?
00:37:08To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:37:19Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:37:24It is all about quick change magic.
00:37:27Transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:37:31The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic.
00:37:42Do you think you can beat that?
00:37:44That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:46There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:48I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:53Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:57Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:37:59I know every one of his secrets.
00:38:02Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:38:06Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:38:11Then start the music.
00:38:24One, two, three, standard.
00:38:28Oh my gosh, her pace.
00:38:30How is she doing?
00:38:33Is she about to break the record?
00:38:35You're about to break the record?
00:38:36Oh my God.
00:38:37This is unreal.
00:38:39This is history.
00:38:42That is 18 changes.
00:38:44Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic.
00:38:51I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:53I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:55The concentration.
00:38:56The skill needed to do something like that.
00:39:00She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:39:02I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:39:05For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:39:08But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:39:11Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:39:14I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:39:21Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:39:24Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:39:27No one can do that.
00:39:29We should just give up.
00:39:31Come on, Sophie.
00:39:31There has to be some chance.
00:39:32Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:39:35I can't do that.
00:39:37No one can do that.
00:39:38You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know anything
00:39:42about magic.
00:39:43Okay, you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:46Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:48Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic?
00:39:54Come on.
00:39:55One of you at least has to try.
00:39:57I can't lose this contract.
00:39:59I have children that are my responsibility, and they will starve.
00:40:03Sophie?
00:40:05Eugene?
00:40:06Xavier?
00:40:07If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:40:14Well, well.
00:40:15Looks like I won.
00:40:18Sir, are you hiring?
00:40:22Really?
00:40:22You're going to betray your boss right in front of him.
00:40:25Might as well.
00:40:26Daniel, we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:40:28Sorry, Samuel.
00:40:30You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about
00:40:33magic.
00:40:33It's over.
00:40:34The theater is mine!
00:40:38I failed them.
00:40:40I failed the originate.
00:40:44Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:47Hey, where are you going?
00:40:51What is he doing?
00:40:54We still have a shot.
00:40:56I'm going to take it.
00:40:57Daniel, stop.
00:40:58You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:41:00I won't let you.
00:41:00Bree.
00:41:01Do you trust me?
00:41:06And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:41:10Wait.
00:41:14The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:41:18That's adorable.
00:41:20Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:41:23I'll manage.
00:41:25Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:41:28This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:41:30Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:41:34This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:41:38Hey, that's not true.
00:41:39The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:41:42That's enough.
00:41:43Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:45The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:49That's really cute.
00:41:50I said that's enough.
00:41:52Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:56Your time starts...
00:42:00now.
00:42:11We're waiting.
00:42:13Look at all these quick changes.
00:42:15He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:42:17What are you doing?
00:42:18What are you doing?
00:42:19Does he even do his magic?
00:42:20Hey, honey.
00:42:21It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:42:24But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:42:27What are you doing, boy?
00:42:30Just trust him.
00:42:31He has it under control.
00:42:32Are you kidding me?
00:42:33If he has it under control, I'm frickin' Merlin himself.
00:42:37Hey, Bree, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:42:41Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:45Okay, seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:46You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:48Do anything, bro?
00:42:49Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:51Knock it off.
00:42:52Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:54Are you happy?
00:42:55You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:43:04Time.
00:43:05Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:43:08See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:43:11But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:43:14stand still.
00:43:19Your technique wasn't bad.
00:43:21Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:43:27This is.
00:43:30What's he gonna do?
00:43:31I'm trying not.
00:43:37I'm blank.
00:43:46Congratulations.
00:43:47One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:49I win.
00:43:51But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:53What a waste of time.
00:43:54Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:55Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:59Are you sure about that?
00:44:01I might.
00:44:17How did he do that?
00:44:2177, 78.
00:44:37It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:48Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:52The misdirect you used, showmanship, the transformation on a massive scale.
00:45:00Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:45:04Because this man is the master of magic.
00:45:14I knew it, I knew it.
00:45:17Oh, God.
00:45:20I just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:45:25With that question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this
00:45:32competition.
00:45:33Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:45:35Daniel wins the competition!
00:45:39Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:48Please, please forgive me.
00:45:49I was just so inspired by our example growing up, that I feel as if you've been with me every
00:45:54step of the way.
00:45:54How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him!
00:45:58You're nothing but a fraud! Get out of here!
00:46:05I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:46:08I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:46:11Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:46:20Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:46:25I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:46:28I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:46:32That you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:46:36Here.
00:46:38A down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:41So what do you say?
00:46:43Ready to make some real money?
00:46:47I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:50Well, yes.
00:46:53Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:46:57Right, of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:47:02What do I think of your offer?
00:47:10Why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:47:13Yeah!
00:47:16That was so good!
00:47:21Wow!
00:47:22Everybody, give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:47:29You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:47:33Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:39And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:47Wow!
00:47:49You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:51After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:54No, we were just joking!
00:47:58Right?
00:47:58Guys?
00:48:00You're gonna stay with us.
00:48:02Right?
00:48:02Daniel?
00:48:03Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:48:06We were just, you know, showing him some love.
00:48:08Yeah!
00:48:09The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:48:13Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:48:17I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:48:21Punishment?
00:48:21Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:48:23No, you don't.
00:48:24First of all, three!
00:48:24I don't like that.
00:48:25You know...
00:48:27I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:39I know, I see it!
00:48:41That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:43Disgusting!
00:48:45What in the skin?
00:48:46Let's go!
00:48:47Let's go!
00:48:47We have to go here!
00:48:53So, you're really him?
00:48:57Master of magic.
00:48:58I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:49:04If, um, you want to stay, I'd gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:49:10But, uh, whether you stay or leave, it's, well, it's completely your decision.
00:49:18So, what do you say?
00:49:21If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:49:26I'm not the master of magic.
00:49:29That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:39Daniel!
00:49:41Daniel!
00:49:43Daniel!
00:49:44Daniel!
00:49:46Daniel!
00:49:47Daniel!
00:49:47Daniel!
00:49:48Daniel!
00:49:49That bracelet...
00:49:51Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:50:04Hey!
00:50:06All this time, and I didn't recognize you.
00:50:09Daniel Angier.
00:50:11But you're still the same.
00:50:12The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:50:15Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:50:20When I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:50:27Eric knew what he was doing.
00:50:30And he was so proud of you.
00:50:32The only time you let him down was when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:38What?
00:50:39Eric believed in you.
00:50:41And your gifts.
00:50:43Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:45You're still the master of magic.
00:50:48You just have to claim it.
00:50:52You're still the master of magic.
00:50:56Where'd he go?
00:50:57Daniel!
00:50:58Daniel!
00:50:58We want an interview!
00:50:59In here.
00:51:10I could have sworn he went this way.
00:51:12You have to be here somewhere.
00:51:22You're friends.
00:51:23Ah, well that sounds...
00:51:26Awful.
00:51:26What?
00:51:34He's dead.
00:51:37Hey?
00:51:55Well done.
00:51:56I know this idea.
00:52:02You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:08Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:14So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:32This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:52:35No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:52What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:55Good business.
00:52:56That's what happened.
00:53:04This is Barry Carnegie.
00:53:06He owns the orphanage.
00:53:08You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:09Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:12Silly boy.
00:53:13Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:16I was out in two years.
00:53:18And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:20As well as this place.
00:53:22It's mine.
00:53:23I bought it.
00:53:24And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:26To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:53:28And funnel it into my casino.
00:53:30You're a monster.
00:53:31Nah.
00:53:32If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:36Oh, you can't.
00:53:37Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:41See this wash?
00:53:42This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:44So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:50I'm gonna get it.
00:53:51Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:54Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:57Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:54:01But you can't be serious.
00:54:04What about the children?
00:54:06Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:54:09Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:10Yeah, you are.
00:54:13But, listen.
00:54:16You can stay at my hotel.
00:54:18Ten grand a night.
00:54:20You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:23I didn't think so.
00:54:26Let's go.
00:54:28Paying once millions for this place.
00:54:31I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:37You'll have your money.
00:54:39Oh, yeah.
00:54:42Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:44Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:49I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:53I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:16I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:23Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:55:27The top burglars in the world.
00:55:30Lily.
00:55:31System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:36Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:42And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:47They're good.
00:55:49Almost as good as me.
00:55:51Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:56:02So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:56:11I'm just what you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:15And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:18Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:21And then snip his manhood off.
00:56:24We don't need a knife.
00:56:25Maybe I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:56:31Ladies, please.
00:56:33Let's make a deal.
00:56:39See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:42If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:52How did he do that?
00:56:54Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:57He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:59Give us a moment.
00:57:03Is there a nobody here?
00:57:05Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:07I like it.
00:57:08He's clearly in all of these ends.
00:57:10It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:57:12We could double cross him easy.
00:57:15All right.
00:57:17We'll let you help us.
00:57:18And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:21But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:27I'm listening.
00:57:30You see the cart of a deader boy?
00:57:32Clear it out.
00:57:34Bring us the chips.
00:57:35You have five minutes.
00:57:37Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:40Look at him.
00:57:41This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:45First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:47And you got that.
00:57:48A key.
00:57:49And then...
00:57:51Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:53Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:56You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:07He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:09He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:10Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:12Hopeless.
00:58:13This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:15Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:19Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:58:21Oh, I am so nervous.
00:58:23I need a drink of water.
00:58:25He's only going to slow us down.
00:58:26Look at him.
00:58:32Oh!
00:58:32Are you serious?
00:58:33She's got a whole total of water.
00:58:35And then you can't watch her step?
00:58:36I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:38I am so sorry.
00:58:38Here, let me just...
00:58:39Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:40No, no.
00:58:41Get off of me, man.
00:58:42You piece of garbage.
00:58:43Sorry.
00:58:43Yeah.
00:58:44Garbage.
00:58:45Just...
00:58:46You tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:49You could grab the key.
00:58:50It's miserable failure.
00:58:52I have seen enough.
00:58:58You had your shot and you blew it.
00:59:00Like the same thief you are.
00:59:03Now you can go.
00:59:04You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:08Best in the world, huh?
00:59:11Although maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:25Impossible.
00:59:26He never even opens a chip cart.
00:59:28Who is this guy?
00:59:30Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:33How...
00:59:33How did he do that?
00:59:36Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:38Ladies?
00:59:40Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:42No one is that girl.
00:59:45He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:47That makes sense.
00:59:49He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:51He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:54He wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:55He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:59All right.
01:00:00They'll let you help us.
01:00:01But don't get in our way.
01:00:06Deal.
01:00:08Okay.
01:00:09Let's get back to your plan, shall we?
01:00:11Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:13I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:15All six Slovakian mercenaries.
01:00:18Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:21This is child's play.
01:00:23Easier than rope and a legless mule.
01:00:25It's time for a distraction.
01:00:28When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:33Your plan is broken.
01:00:37What did you just say?
01:00:39I said your plan is broken.
01:00:41Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:44Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:48And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:57That's what I thought.
01:00:59Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of work.
01:01:03Now shut up and watch a professional work.
01:01:06Look, idiot.
01:01:08Watch her sway.
01:01:12It is already starting to hurt.
01:01:24Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:28She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:31And before then, the headless monocle.
01:01:34So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:37You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:42Oh, my God.
01:01:52Oh, that scent.
01:01:53I get the disease.
01:01:54Halt!
01:01:56Halt!
01:01:58Get back to your post.
01:01:59What are you doing?
01:02:01Damn it.
01:02:02The perfume does not work on Vimit.
01:02:04It's fine.
01:02:05I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:07And that stupid captain means I will try again and it will work.
01:02:10They do not have time.
01:02:11We need a new distraction now.
01:02:18What's in him?
01:02:19When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch you.
01:02:21We'll kill two birds with one stone.
01:02:25You go.
01:02:28Ay, ay, ay, ay.
01:02:29These vortex on our beach can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:32I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:34Exactly.
01:02:35He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:39This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:43I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:50Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:53He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:56Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:58Realizing it looks too bad for him.
01:03:03Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:04Is he serious?
01:03:06My priceless, one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:03:09It's hard to let go.
01:03:11But to save the orphans, I'd do anything.
01:03:15He's not even using Zindru's loot machines.
01:03:17He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:19How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:20Huh?
01:03:21How?
01:03:23This is ridiculous.
01:03:24We have to go in.
01:03:25He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:27He's not even smart enough to be a ball guard.
01:03:29My bedroom is ready.
01:03:29I'm going back.
01:03:30No, babe.
01:03:34I want to see him fail.
01:03:37Then he's forgotten.
01:03:49Oh, no way.
01:03:54Oh, my gosh.
01:03:56Amazing on your first try.
01:03:59Jackpot?
01:04:00How did he do that?
01:04:01Oh, I can't.
01:04:01He probably just got lucky.
01:04:03That's not the real distraction.
01:04:16The slot machines are paying out.
01:04:27Code 11.
01:04:28All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:30That's impossible.
01:04:32Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:33Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:35Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:42No, probably just more beginners.
01:04:44Look, I'm right.
01:04:45When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:46he'll still easily do it.
01:04:49He's going into vault.
01:04:50He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:58Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:05:00to steal the documents
01:05:02that got the owner arrested.
01:05:05Trying to go in without us?
01:05:07Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:05:08to take a piece out of you
01:05:09if you try to double-cross us.
01:05:11Did your parents ever teach you
01:05:12not to play with those things?
01:05:17Hot blazes!
01:05:18How did that happen?
01:05:26You were going to pay for that!
01:05:27Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:29And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:34That's right.
01:05:34We're too good.
01:05:36We are professionals.
01:05:37You are just some nobody
01:05:38who thinks a few magic things
01:05:39puts you in our league.
01:05:40Oh, whatever.
01:05:41Step aside.
01:05:42We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:44It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:50Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:53She's cracked into safes
01:05:54at the Bank of London
01:05:55and the New York Federal Reserve
01:05:56and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:05:59Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:06:01Just as I thought.
01:06:02Three lockers,
01:06:03mechanical combination,
01:06:05and the biometric ID reader.
01:06:06No wonder only one thief
01:06:08has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:06:10Yeah.
01:06:10Me.
01:06:12Fortunately,
01:06:13that one thief
01:06:14was me
01:06:15six years ago.
01:06:18Is she really trying
01:06:20to take credit for my heist?
01:06:29One down,
01:06:31three to go.
01:06:36Intruder alert.
01:06:38False entry detected.
01:06:39Notifying authorities
01:06:40in 20 seconds.
01:06:41Meep, meep, meep.
01:06:42Alisa,
01:06:43you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:44We have to make it stop.
01:06:45Just give me a minute.
01:06:46We don't have a minute.
01:06:47How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:48Because it was you
01:06:49who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:51Somebody shut him up.
01:06:53Eleven.
01:06:53Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:54you've taught us before,
01:06:55so she's not a problem.
01:06:57Stop bothering her
01:06:58with your questions
01:06:58and just getting in the corner
01:06:59like a good little boy.
01:07:01Five.
01:07:02Four.
01:07:03Three.
01:07:04Two.
01:07:07Three.
01:07:07Two.
01:07:11Intruder alert cancelled.
01:07:14Got it.
01:07:15Sure you did.
01:07:17How was I supposed to know?
01:07:19The interior had been modified
01:07:20to lock like an IBV
01:07:21international vault.
01:07:23You should have stolen
01:07:24the vault's blueprints
01:07:24beforehand.
01:07:25Like I did.
01:07:27Uh,
01:07:28give me another second.
01:07:29Ladies,
01:07:29we don't have another second.
01:07:31Hold on.
01:07:32I'll give it a shot.
01:07:34You really think
01:07:35you can be faster than me?
01:07:37I am the one
01:07:37who cracks the safe,
01:07:38not you.
01:07:40Stop distracting her.
01:07:41This is a job for the pros.
01:07:42Alisa,
01:07:43you got this.
01:07:43No,
01:07:44she doesn't.
01:07:45What are you talking about?
01:07:46She won't get it open.
01:07:47The place where she's drilling,
01:07:49it won't work.
01:07:49You do not know
01:07:50what you're talking about.
01:07:51You are nothing
01:07:52and you are a nobody.
01:07:58Hmm.
01:07:59Got it.
01:08:01She won't get it open.
01:08:02Go back to shop,
01:08:03left in your child.
01:08:07What is it?
01:08:09What's wrong?
01:08:11It's hollow.
01:08:13The locking mechanism
01:08:14must be in a different
01:08:15part of the door.
01:08:16Look,
01:08:16the guard's almost here.
01:08:17I can help.
01:08:18Fine, idiot.
01:08:19I almost found it.
01:08:20Alisa.
01:08:22What?
01:08:24Maybe we should
01:08:25give him a shot.
01:08:26And if he can't open it,
01:08:27then we will
01:08:28tackle him
01:08:29and then say that we
01:08:30stopped him
01:08:30from robbing the casino.
01:08:33Zika.
01:08:35Hold yours.
01:08:36Try not to screw up
01:08:37but I already started.
01:08:38Don't worry.
01:08:40We'll be inside the vault
01:08:41in a matter of seconds.
01:08:47What the hell
01:08:48are you doing?
01:08:49Is this idiota
01:08:50trying to pray
01:08:51his way into the vault?
01:08:52He's drunk.
01:08:53He's been drunk
01:08:54the whole time.
01:08:55We're just seeing it now.
01:08:56Well,
01:08:56if you'd stop talking
01:08:57and listen,
01:08:58you'd hear the magnets
01:08:59sliding around inside.
01:09:00All security personnel
01:09:02need help
01:09:02to attend
01:09:03code 9
01:09:04at the vault.
01:09:05Thumbs up.
01:09:06Tickle him.
01:09:10Alpha magic words.
01:09:15Open sesame.
01:09:24How the hell
01:09:26impossibile.
01:09:27Who are you?
01:09:28Are we in over our heads?
01:09:30Ladies,
01:09:31I suggest we get in.
01:09:40What the fuck?
01:09:44God damn.
01:09:46There's got to be
01:09:47near a billion in here.
01:09:48I am taking a decade-long
01:09:50spot trip.
01:09:50I am finally
01:09:51going to buy
01:09:52that mention
01:09:52on the Kispy and see.
01:10:03Bingo.
01:10:06Just what do you think
01:10:07you're doing?
01:10:09Just taking my share.
01:10:12You think you are
01:10:13so smart.
01:10:14Did you really think
01:10:16we were going
01:10:16to let you walk
01:10:17out of here
01:10:18with some money?
01:10:20We played you
01:10:21the entire time
01:10:22and you didn't
01:10:23even notice.
01:10:23You see those cameras?
01:10:26They've been
01:10:27recording us
01:10:27the entire time
01:10:28except I put a bug
01:10:29in them to remove
01:10:30all of us
01:10:31from the recording.
01:10:32All of us.
01:10:34Except for you.
01:10:35You really thought
01:10:36you could hang
01:10:36with the three links?
01:10:37You were just
01:10:38our folly girl.
01:10:39That is what happens
01:10:40when you try
01:10:41to run this city,
01:10:42girls.
01:10:42Enjoy prison.
01:10:44Mr. Kim,
01:10:45we got it.
01:10:46It's safe
01:10:47for you to come in.
01:10:52Whoa.
01:10:53This is more
01:10:54than I even thought.
01:10:56Barry's so paranoid
01:10:57he put all his
01:10:58valuables in here.
01:10:59Come on, ladies.
01:11:00We can't stand around.
01:11:01Pack up.
01:11:02Who's this?
01:11:04Oh, no one.
01:11:05A pathetic poser
01:11:06is too dumb
01:11:07to realize
01:11:07we're taking advantage
01:11:08of him.
01:11:09We had him
01:11:09take the fall.
01:11:10He was easy.
01:11:11Almost a little too easy.
01:11:12It's like he wanted
01:11:13us to set him up.
01:11:15Sorry, buddy.
01:11:16But you shouldn't
01:11:17have tried
01:11:17to swim
01:11:18with the sharks.
01:11:19I'll remember
01:11:20that next time.
01:11:23Wait.
01:11:24Wait,
01:11:25I know that voice.
01:11:26Who?
01:11:28Who are you?
01:11:31You know exactly
01:11:32who I am.
01:11:35You stupid broads!
01:11:37Do you have any idea
01:11:37who you messed with?
01:11:38I want to be petty thief.
01:11:40Hey, calm down,
01:11:41Mr. Kim.
01:11:42He is a nobody.
01:11:43He's not a nobody.
01:11:46Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:47He's just our patsy.
01:11:49We had him in our web
01:11:49the entire time.
01:11:51It wasn't in your web.
01:11:52You were in his.
01:11:54You fools!
01:11:56Please.
01:11:57Please don't do this.
01:11:58Let us go.
01:11:59Relax, Richard.
01:12:01I can do anything crazy
01:12:02like
01:12:03reactivate the alarms.
01:12:04Oh, thank you.
01:12:07Because I already have.
01:12:11What?
01:12:16What kind of idiots
01:12:17are you?
01:12:19And what kind
01:12:20of idiots
01:12:20are you all?
01:12:21You think you can
01:12:22just waltz in here?
01:12:23Steal my stash?
01:12:25No.
01:12:26Not here.
01:12:27Not on my turf.
01:12:30Oh, Jesus.
01:12:32The three links, huh?
01:12:34KGB,
01:12:36Annie Oakley,
01:12:37and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:38The world's best
01:12:40cat burglars.
01:12:41My pink ass.
01:12:43Oh, God.
01:12:44And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:45isn't it?
01:12:46The geriatric
01:12:47hutster
01:12:48from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:49Trying to de-extinct
01:12:51your career
01:12:51after that deplorable
01:12:52magic competition.
01:12:55And you.
01:12:57That mask.
01:13:00I know you.
01:13:02You're the son
01:13:02of a bitch
01:13:03that got me put away
01:13:05for two years.
01:13:06Well, too bad
01:13:07it didn't stick.
01:13:08Huh?
01:13:09But as I recall,
01:13:11I did kill
01:13:12your brother.
01:13:13I put him down
01:13:14like a dog.
01:13:15I should have put you
01:13:16down that night, too.
01:13:18Tell you what,
01:13:20we're gonna finish
01:13:21that job
01:13:21right now.
01:13:28Well, I knew it.
01:13:30You never did
01:13:31quite perfect
01:13:32that trick,
01:13:32did you?
01:13:38That's not my blood.
01:13:45You're probably thinking,
01:13:46I didn't see
01:13:47how he did that.
01:13:48And you know
01:13:49why he didn't?
01:13:52He blinked.
01:13:53Get him!
01:13:56Sweet.
01:13:57You guys brought flowers.
01:14:22That's enough.
01:14:31How did you do that?
01:14:33I served like
01:14:34a bunch of hogs
01:14:34before getting
01:14:35butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:37What the hell happened?
01:14:38Why am I tied up?
01:14:40Because the real police
01:14:41are on their way
01:14:41and I want to make
01:14:42their job easier on them.
01:14:43Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:45it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:46I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:47to live many years
01:14:48in prison.
01:14:49Now, why would I
01:14:49go to prison?
01:14:51You're the thief.
01:14:52You're stealing from me.
01:14:54It's because you've been
01:14:55used in your casino
01:14:56as one big cover
01:14:57as the biggest drug ring
01:14:59in the United States.
01:15:00Not even your billions
01:15:01can get you out of this.
01:15:03Because who the hell are you?
01:15:08I'm the master of magic,
01:15:10you motherfucker.
01:15:12No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:14No!
01:15:14No!
01:15:14No!
01:15:15No!
01:15:15It's out of here!
01:15:28We did it, Eric.
01:15:29Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:30cryptocurrency.
01:15:32Enough to pay off
01:15:32the loans from the orphanage
01:15:34and put those kids
01:15:35through college.
01:15:36We did it.
01:15:43And the kids just love
01:15:44all the colors
01:15:45of the stained glass windows.
01:15:48And the library.
01:15:50We get brand new books
01:15:52every day.
01:15:54I still can't understand
01:15:56how you found the money
01:15:56to pay off all those loans.
01:15:58You wouldn't believe me
01:16:00if I told you.
01:16:02Hi!
01:16:03Mommy!
01:16:04Daddy!
01:16:05Let's get ice cream
01:16:06before the show!
01:16:07Yeah!
01:16:08Ice cream!
01:16:08You read my mind!
01:16:09You're like a little magician.
01:16:10Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:16:13Always looking forward to it.
01:16:14Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:22Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:24allow me to introduce you
01:16:25to the newest member
01:16:27of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:30The one.
01:16:31The only.
01:16:33Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:40Charity Angier!
01:17:08Transcription by CastingWords
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