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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die.
04:21I really need this guy. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Get harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, pencil neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' Seafo give him a wide bird!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping Orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:17two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This Aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy? Mommy!
10:35Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiance. My property. You filthy whore. Spread your
12:00legs for some stray dog!
12:03Heh.
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:22Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
12:27I...
12:28Got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:37Ah!
12:38Ah!
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe. Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More. Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:44It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:45Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Know...
15:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:03You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:08Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:47Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:06You, Posei? That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:32Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy after all.
18:07Un rinse at the killing.
18:13Um, let's turn to those dogs while we're sous-roux comme ça.
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:06enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:23one step
19:24near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight
19:31yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:49truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:06in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:27who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:53is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
20:58is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:09i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:46little fish
21:55headied staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:10one two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:22boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:33you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her
22:57understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:05everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:09every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:21let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:33dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:37easy pickets
23:52we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:01a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:08who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding
24:51this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:00no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine you die
25:19you poisoned me
25:23my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up
25:31you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded poisoned
25:42done
25:43the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her come at me
25:50feisty one dylan wants you dead
25:53but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face all mine now
26:09let my mommy go you bastard
26:19lilly lilly lilly run get out of here
26:26serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:36lilly lilly
26:38lilly
26:59lilly
27:00you're a dead man Jack what the hell just happened you okay babe so you're the
27:16boyfriend too bad I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44if I pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon run all you want my pack tears you
27:53both apart
28:08oh
28:24oh
28:29yeah
28:52Daddy, don't leave mommy.
28:55I don't want to lose her.
28:57Shh, Lily, don't cry.
28:58Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay.
29:01We're going back for her right now.
29:09Hand over the kid.
29:10I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:27Okay.
29:31You are the best.
29:41Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:44You're asking to die.
29:48You're not human.
29:50Who the hell are you?
29:51My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
29:54Disappear.
30:13Okay, Lily.
30:15You can turn around now.
30:19Daddy?
30:20What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:34Don't move.
30:35Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys.
30:38I'll be right back.
30:43Daddy, be careful.
30:46Don't worry, Lily.
30:47Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.
30:55That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first.
31:03So what?
31:04I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18Damn, you take a hit well.
31:21Let's enjoy this body.
31:23Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:26For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:33No signal?
31:34You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming.
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:39No choice.
31:40I'm taking them down with me.
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat.
31:48Useless.
31:49Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together.
32:04Pick your graves.
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe.
32:24Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:31Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now.
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:37Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:40End it fast.
32:44You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:50Just hold on a little longer.
32:53Jack means more to me than anything.
32:55I won't let him get hurt.
33:06I won't let him get hurt.
33:31You're half dead already.
33:42You're half dead already.
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This can't be.
34:18Ancient Ekethra. The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:31No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us. We're finished.
34:38Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:48They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
34:51With me here, no one touches you.
34:54Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:04My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30No one is...
35:31Oh my God!
35:36One is...
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