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90 Day The Single Life Between the Sheets Season 1 Episode 12
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00:00I remember be careful. Whoa
00:10Wait, I'm scared. I'm terrified. I guess I'm really nervous to watch this. Are you breaking this off? Damn you
00:19guys are
00:23torturing me
00:35I was so drunk that night. Like I don't even remember the car ride back home
00:40I remember because you told me you could rob so he in the couch with Chantel
00:46What did I say?
00:48I just feel like I'm not a priority
00:50I'm trying my best here. I want to make sure that you feel that you're appreciated the next day
00:56We ended up going to Croatia, and I ended up sitting with Sonala's husband's family
01:02But I had to leave to go talk to him. Tony said that he should be more important than them
01:07My worst fears came to reality
01:13Do I look better than I do on video chat you look a lot better than you do on video.
01:16Do I? Okay. You do too. Oh, thank you
01:17Oh, he's so happy to see you so far. He seems nice. Let's find his social media. Oh, yeah
01:24I want to see his comment section. It's only girls. Oh, it's pretty bad. Kim should be very worried
01:34Were you planning on moving to Brazil and being with her or what? No
01:38You guys are cute together. I was a little confused a lot of mixed emotions
01:41What you didn't see in that car ride was that yeah, we were holding hands. We almost kissed really we
01:46were just like really
01:47Wait what? Yeah
01:48So when you and Courtney got to the hotel what happened for the rest of the day? Courtney stayed with
01:52me and we cuddled
01:53Did you kiss her? Yeah, I think I did actually a lot goes on when those cameras are cut
02:04Hey kids, what time is it? It's go time
02:07It's go time. BTS time
02:09Double trouble back in between the sheets
02:16Kim and Liz between the sheets take one
02:21All right, Courtney, the first clip we're gonna watch is you picking up Colt from the airport and it includes
02:26some never before seen footage
02:28Oh god, all right, let's watch
02:36And I actually had these flowers from a date the other day that I forgot on my strong
02:40Did you not know that? Well, I thought something was fishy. Oh, I thought you just got cheap flowers
02:47I got your flowers
02:48Wow
02:49They look nice. Thank you
02:52Nice to see you
02:54Really, it is nice to see you
02:56This is not making any sense to me
02:59What the hell is going on here?
03:01He just got back from Brazil with his banging his Brazilian girlfriend and she's meeting him at the airport with
03:07flowers and taking care of
03:08I-I don't get it
03:09I don't have any words for this
03:12I have on this screaming
03:14So what you been up to?
03:17Trying to date again
03:19How's that going? How's the dating going?
03:21Great
03:22Is it?
03:23Yep
03:23See, he like dyed his hair blonde. He looks so stupid
03:27I look stupider
03:28Picking his ass up
03:30Were you planning on moving to Brazil and being with her or what?
03:33No
03:35I plan on running away from all my problems and go to the land of milk and honey
03:40Let me open up this car door and
03:43Push it
03:44Oh
03:46He's smiling. I'm gonna throb
03:48You didn't sleep with Diana?
03:51Well
03:53I can't say I didn't do that
03:55In the car, it got pretty graphic
03:57This is the PG version of it
03:59He basically told me like, oh, Diana's coochies like tapioca
04:02And I was like, what the ?
04:04Like, he told me like, oh, you're more like condensed milk
04:07Or like sweetened milk
04:09And she's more like tapioca
04:10And I'm like, what does that mean?
04:13Then I like Googled what tapioca was
04:15And I was like, it looks like a yeast infection
04:18Well, I'm glad you worked for her
04:21Oh, she threw the dig in
04:22She's throwing a lot of things in my face
04:24Might work for you, you just
04:26We always have these little obstacles
04:29You suck my more than once
04:31To conclusion
04:37I had
04:39Touché
04:40I mean, she's seen it work
04:44No, the thing that killed it for me
04:45It was all like
04:46Every time you try to do anything
04:47You say go wash your hands
04:48Like I just did
04:49We'll go do it again five more times
04:50Because your walk is so dirty
04:52I understand that
04:54The milk might
04:55Wait, what?
04:56She asking him to wash his hands and stuff?
04:59Yeah, coach don't know how to wash his
05:01I'm gonna tell you
05:02His lollipop have cheese around
05:04So he's don't know how to wash his lollipop
05:12I mean, I don't need a man disturbing my peace and my pH balance
05:15I ain't gonna mess with your pH balance
05:17And if it's messed up, we can throw some vinegar on it
05:19Vinegar?
05:20Yeah
05:20I think you need sex on
05:23Do you throw vinegar on your
05:26Like
05:28Are people doing this?
05:30Is this a thing?
05:31This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life
05:34Dude, I keep feeling like I want to kick the TBA
05:36I have never heard
05:40Sex education like that
05:41I'm going to mess with your pH
05:42Yeah, okay
05:43Put some vinegar on it
05:46Were you homeschooled?
05:48Did your mom teach you about
05:49No, she didn't cross that subject
05:51Oh, yeah, I can tell
05:53If you're really into a girl
05:54Are you gonna get turned off if she asks you to wash your hands?
05:57No
05:57If anything, I find that attractive
05:59Like, oh, you're really clean
06:00Like, I bet
06:01I'm clean too
06:02pH balance, that's a normal thing
06:04I don't
06:04Ew, you don't want crumbies in there
06:06That's disgusting
06:07Wash your hands before touching a woman
06:08Yeah, that's
06:09What do you mean?
06:10Oh, it's too much effort
06:11Wash your hands?
06:12Ugh
06:14I think you should probably go to sex on
06:16You wanna go with me?
06:17For the first time, I am siding with Colt
06:20It kills the mood
06:21Yeah, oh, wash your d***
06:22Imagine, you're ready to go
06:25And you put a coat of water in your d***
06:27That d*** goes down
06:29Checking in
06:32Colt
06:33What you didn't see in that car ride was that
06:35We were holding hands
06:36We almost kissed
06:37We were just like really
06:38Wait, what?
06:39Yeah, because that's how we used to be in our relationship before
06:42We drove around a lot
06:43So, was this filmed?
06:45Oh, no
06:45Oh, okay, yeah
06:46So we got this thing where every time she stopped at the stoplight
06:48We'd turn each other and we'd kiss each other on the lips
06:50At a stoplight?
06:51At a stoplight?
06:52There was a lot of stoplights
06:53And especially in Orlando
06:53So when you and Courtney got to the hotel, the cameras cut, right?
06:57So what happened for the rest of the day?
06:59Courtney stayed with me and we cuddled
07:01He'd take a little nap together
07:03We talked a little bit
07:03Just kind of held each other
07:04Did you kiss her?
07:06Yeah, I think I did actually
07:07A lot goes on when those cameras are cut
07:10When you dropped Colt off at his hotel, did you guys take a nap together?
07:14No, we did not take a nap together
07:18No cuddling?
07:19No, we sat on his bed and the producer was sitting there with us too
07:24But no, we were not cuddling
07:27What did Colt say? We're cuddling and doing what?
07:31And a little kissing
07:32Oh
07:33What a lying scumbag
07:37Alright, next up, we're gonna watch your date with Brian
07:39Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, okay
07:44Wait, I'm scared, okay
07:45I'm terrified, okay
07:46I hope this guy is cute and gross
07:52Please don't be a cat
07:56Sophie only dates hot, people though
07:58Hello
08:00Hi, how are you?
08:02Hi, nice to meet you
08:03Hi, nice to meet you
08:09Do you have a solution?
08:11A little, because you are so beautiful
08:12Yeah, thank you
08:14Thank you
08:16Where has that smile been hiding this whole trip?
08:22Thank you
08:24He's hot though
08:25What do you do to work or something?
08:29I have a gym
08:29I want to see your tricks
08:32Now?
08:33See?
08:34I feel like Brian
08:37Was like
08:39Like a pet fish
08:40Like this is a nice fish
08:41But like inside there's just like nothing going on
08:43There was no deep conversation at all
08:46It was just very much like I was talking to a fish
08:48But that was fine, I wasn't really looking for substance, so
08:51It was all just about
08:54Honestly
08:55He's hot
08:58Like without this, nah
09:00Yeah, see?
09:01See?
09:02Yes
09:05Oh, she's trying to take her shirt off
09:07You go, Sophie
09:08On the first date?
09:08Wow
09:08I think that's kind of inappropriate
09:11You can't say
09:12Mr. Bowtie and G-string
09:14You can't say
09:15I'm not asking a girl to take her top off for me
09:17Show me your chest
09:19But she said he owned a gym
09:20He said he owned a gym
09:21Ah, double standards
09:25Let's see the six pack
09:27Let's see the arms
09:28And the gluteus maximus
09:31Okay
09:32Okay
09:33Okay
09:33Let me touch it
09:36Okay
09:37Oh, wow
09:37Okay
09:39Tienes
09:40Muy bien
09:42Okay
09:43Es muy bien
09:44This dude just gives
09:45Boy energy
09:46I don't know
09:47He looks like a steroid rob or something
09:51If he has a gym, he should be looking better than that though, I'm sorry
09:54Okay
09:55Let's take a hug
09:56Let's take a hug
09:57Let's take a hug
10:00A little
10:01A little
10:03A little
10:04A little
10:06A little
10:07A little
10:07Thank you for not making me watch this with Pedro
10:20Hello
10:34Oh, that's not a little kiss, that's like a hello.
10:38No, he got a kiss the first date and Pedro had a wait.
10:46He kissed the hello.
10:48It was a kiss where it's like,
10:49it's not an emotional connection kiss,
10:51it's just like, it's just really hot.
10:53Yeah, it was like a fun one.
10:55No, watching this, I'm jealous.
10:56I want to be single sometimes.
11:01I'm not going to do whatever you f***ing want.
11:03I asked my brother,
11:04can you do words with me, please, for kiss for months?
11:09Exactly what I expected.
11:11What was it?
11:13I was so drunk that night,
11:14like I don't even remember the car ride back home.
11:17I remember what you did in the car.
11:19You were at home, right?
11:20Because you told me what happened.
11:23Mmm!
11:24I actually don't want to know.
11:25Okay, just tell me, just tell me.
11:27Okay, okay, okay.
11:28You call Rob, and Rob and this moment,
11:31they're filming BTS for Hunt for Love.
11:33So he's in a couch with Chantel.
11:35Oh, no.
11:37But, what did I say to him?
11:38What did I say to him?
11:39I don't remember, I don't remember.
11:40Oh my God, I don't remember.
11:41From what I think I remember is that Sophie had called me,
11:44she was asking me what I was doing,
11:46I said I was literally filming with Chantel,
11:48and she was like, oh, let me talk to her.
11:50And I'm like, here you go, it's Sophie.
11:54And Chantel was like, hi.
11:58And Sophie being like, oh my God, girl,
12:00I'm here like filming with your ex-man,
12:03and like, you know, no hard feeling,
12:05whatever the she said on the phone.
12:07But yeah, it was because Sophie was,
12:10she would always call me.
12:12Chantel never gave me the impression
12:13that she wanted me to know if she was upset.
12:16So whether or not it bothered her, it's hard to say.
12:20I would imagine that it did though.
12:22Oh God, okay, just throw me like in the ocean.
12:26Drown me!
12:31Let's go to the school now, we back in the school.
12:35All right, you guys ready for a pop quiz?
12:37Because this is Sex Ed 101.
12:39Oh God.
12:40Inspired by Courtney telling Colt he needed some sex ed.
12:44We wanna know how much you know about sex.
12:46Hell yeah, this is gonna be fun.
12:48Say what you got us into.
12:50We are gonna ask you questions
12:52and you'll need to write down
12:53what you think the correct answer is.
12:56Wow.
12:58Question one.
12:59On average, how long does sex last?
13:01Does this mean for your own personal experience or?
13:04No, it's on average for like everyone in the world.
13:06For everyone?
13:07Yeah.
13:08Okay.
13:1050 minutes.
13:11Seven to ten.
13:1215 to 20.
13:1315 minutes!
13:15Seven to 10 minutes.
13:1630 minutes.
13:17No way, on average.
13:20I said two minutes.
13:22Five.
13:22Is that what it says?
13:23Oh!
13:25Good job.
13:26Oh!
13:27Three minutes?
13:28I said seven.
13:29Whoa!
13:30Three to seven.
13:31Three to seven minutes?
13:34What?
13:35Yeah.
13:36What percentage of women fake orgasms?
13:3940 percent.
13:4050 percent.
13:4280 percent.
13:4370 to 80 percent.
13:4480 percent.
13:4580 percent.
13:46All right, let's see.
13:48Ah!
13:49Right on to that!
13:50Yes!
13:51Yes!
13:52Girl!
13:52We're on it again!
13:54Woo!
13:54Now I'm questioning my entire life.
13:5685 percent of women?
13:57I don't think my average would be that, personally.
14:00How would you know?
14:01They're faking it.
14:04What is the average length of an erect penis?
14:07Anything work?
14:08Because Dominicans, we are different.
14:11Five inches.
14:11I didn't even cheat.
14:12Three to five inches.
14:13Five inches.
14:14Five to seven?
14:15I said five.
14:16Okay, let's see.
14:17About 5.1 to 5.5.
14:19That's the average here?
14:21Yep!
14:23Let's go!
14:23It's about 5.5.
14:25Yeah!
14:25That's why I said they don't get an orgasm.
14:28Jesus Christ.
14:30We got a little weenie.
14:35Okay, Gino, the next clip we're going to watch is you breaking up with Natalie.
14:38Damn, you guys are torturing me.
14:49Hey, how are you?
14:51Hey, Natalie, what's up?
14:53How you doing?
14:54I'm not going to work right now, so I had a couple minutes.
14:57How have you been?
14:58I've been okay.
14:59You know, it's been like a little bit over a month now since I've seen you.
15:04The whole L.A. trip had a pretty big impact, really, I felt, on our relationship.
15:11Even though Natalie was trying to reassure me about the Bella situation, it was still
15:16in the back of my mind, everything that went down that night.
15:20And then, off camera, I personally took a trip out to D.C. and Natalie and I reconnected
15:27again.
15:28I don't know if Natalie and I had the romantic chemistry that I was expecting.
15:37And, you know, so I was kind of fighting with that, too.
15:40And I'll be honest with you.
15:41Once I got back home, I started talking to women online again.
15:48I'm a slut.
15:51I think that you are an amazing person.
15:55Beautiful person inside and out.
15:58But, you know, um...
16:00Always a but.
16:01Always a but.
16:02Look, I feel like you and I make very good friends and that we could be very good friends
16:10together.
16:11Mother .
16:12We friend zoned her.
16:13Look at her face.
16:15Video chat?
16:16I dodged a bullet.
16:18Just kidding.
16:19Girl, you dead.
16:21Okay.
16:22Do you know what I'm saying?
16:24Yeah.
16:25So, are you breaking this off?
16:28I mean, as far as boyfriend and girlfriend kind of thing, um, I don't think that's for
16:35us.
16:36Oh, my God.
16:37Yeah.
16:37Oh, are you serious?
16:41Oh!
16:42He was so happy.
16:45Was I a rebound?
16:46No, you weren't a rebound.
16:48Okay.
16:49Yeah.
16:50I think that he is a manipulating, conniving liar who likes to lead women on, feel sorry
16:59for him.
17:00Yes.
17:00And then turn the narrative around.
17:03Cause us the same .
17:05Whenever it doesn't suit him anymore, or he's not getting what he wants out of it,
17:09or the novelty has worn off, and then he just goes on to the next because he gets attention
17:17online, and he's just going to keep going and keep going.
17:21So whatever, he's not a man of his word.
17:22So whatever he tells you is not the truth.
17:26When he tells you, you know, this, this, and this, it's because he needs something from
17:30you, or you could add value to his life.
17:32That's it.
17:33That's the bottom line.
17:34And it took me a while to see that.
17:36It's embarrassing to me.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Because I put myself out there, and I was true and genuine.
17:41F*** that.
17:42You know what?
17:43At this point, I'm done with the whole situation.
17:45Do you feel embarrassed you dated at home?
17:46Yeah.
17:47100%.
17:48I can see now how you guys are all cringed out.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Yeah.
17:54And I'm very happy actually that, like, you came into my life.
17:57I always be happy about that.
17:59Let me tell you.
18:00Gino is dumb.
18:02I'm just going to say it.
18:03I think that was idiotic to do it over the phone.
18:05Like you're a grown ass man.
18:07Why didn't you just buy a f***ing?
18:09He's flying all over the country here and there to just f*** around, do escape rooms
18:12where I was with Natalie.
18:14Here's a friend, a girlfriend.
18:15He's had in his life for so many years.
18:18And he goes on a video conference
18:20like he's firing somebody all over.
18:22What the fuck is this?
18:23She didn't work.
18:24She was at work.
18:25After he said,
18:26I don't care what my daughter thinks,
18:28I still choose you, Gino.
18:29Didn't even take his hat off for the conversation.
18:31Gino.
18:32Sorry.
18:34Trolling spineless.
18:36I guess this is goodbye.
18:37I mean...
18:39Um...
18:40Who knows what's going to happen in the future?
18:42Who knows?
18:43Right, you never know.
18:44You never know.
18:44Gino, Gino, Gino.
18:46Okay.
18:47Bye.
18:48All right, bye.
18:49Natalie, 10 of the 10.
18:51What the fuck else you need?
18:5510 of the 10.
18:56What else you need?
18:57What else?
18:58Okay.
18:59I'll be honest.
19:00My ideal woman
19:02is a woman that is in her early 30s
19:07because...
19:08You know, I'm thinking about, like, the future.
19:10If I get older,
19:11I would like to have a younger woman
19:13who could help me out,
19:14do things as I get older.
19:17That's one thing.
19:18The other thing is
19:20I still want to
19:24possibly have a child of my own.
19:27So if a woman is
19:30in her early 30s,
19:32she can give that to me.
19:33Did you think you can take care of the child?
19:36Yes.
19:37Can you cook in for a child?
19:39Yes, I can cook for a child.
19:40That's easy.
19:41Can you clean the diapers?
19:43Can you wake up...
19:43That I don't know about.
19:44Can you wake up every three hours to feeding?
19:47It's a hard job.
19:48I know.
19:48And you have to be available
19:50to take care of yourself first
19:52for taking care of the child.
19:55But you don't know what you want.
19:56You're just going to for one woman,
19:58another woman.
19:59You just don't know
19:59what you want from your life.
20:01Don't make me feel worse
20:02than I already do.
20:06Have you ever tried tap dancing?
20:08Oh, wait.
20:08Oh, teach me then.
20:09I'm going to kick off my shoes for it.
20:11Sorry, I have bad hair.
20:12So when I was younger,
20:14my dad used to watch all these movies
20:16of tap dancing and stuff.
20:17So I used to put
20:18like bottle caps on my shoes.
20:24I put your belly dancing
20:25and tap dancing.
20:34All right, next up,
20:35we're going to watch
20:36your dinner date with Courtney.
20:37Took her out.
20:38I wanted to say thank you.
20:39I wanted to make sure
20:41she felt appreciated.
20:49A toast to us once and again.
20:56I just want to be like,
20:57shut the f*** up.
20:58Yeah, I'm like,
21:00we just got back from Brazil.
21:02So, I'm back.
21:04That's weird.
21:05So are you still talking to Diana
21:07or you guys are exclusive?
21:09You guys are together?
21:10Like, what's going on with that?
21:12It's complicated.
21:14She doesn't trust me.
21:16Oh.
21:17Hold me back, Liz.
21:18Liz, hold me back.
21:19Diana doesn't trust him.
21:21I wonder why.
21:22I missed you.
21:23I, obviously,
21:24I mean, I care about you.
21:26That's why I came back.
21:27I wanted to see you again.
21:29No, you came here
21:30to go to the doctor.
21:31Like, what do you mean
21:32you came here?
21:32I've been wanting
21:33to see you again.
21:34Yeah, and the doctor, too.
21:36Courtney, get the f***
21:37out of there, girl.
21:39Despite everything
21:40that has happened,
21:41I still have a lot
21:43of feelings for you
21:43and a lot of emotions for you.
21:47She needs some therapy.
21:48I think this is a game to him.
21:50I think he thinks it's funny.
21:51Or an addiction.
21:52Some kind of, like, addiction.
21:53Like, he needs that.
21:54Absolutely, absolutely, yeah.
21:56And I get mad because
21:57you're letting this man play you.
21:59You're letting him do this to you.
22:01Why the f*** are you
22:01letting this man play you like that?
22:03She does have to take
22:04some of the blame.
22:05She keeps going back.
22:06She's accepting he's lying
22:08and he's cheating
22:08and, you know, hanging around.
22:10I mean, she should have
22:12walked away a long time ago.
22:13I don't like to judge,
22:14but, girl, get it together.
22:16You and Cole.
22:19I love you, Courtney.
22:23Oh, my God.
22:26I don't know if any of it
22:27was real or he's just, like,
22:28lying to me the entire time.
22:29I think he's just a liar.
22:32Bro, bro.
22:34I don't have memories.
22:34Bro, bro, you have Diana.
22:35What are you talking about?
22:38Well, Diana and I were
22:41not in the best place right here.
22:42You said you love her?
22:44Bro, you have, like,
22:45thick and big huevos, bro.
22:50You were probably telling her
22:51that f*** last night.
22:52You were probably f***ing her
22:53last night, so...
22:56You should...
22:57Diana already.
22:58Well, Diana told me
22:59to leave Brazil
23:00and she didn't really
23:00want to be with me
23:01because she thought
23:02I would want to be with Courtney
23:03or I wouldn't walk again.
23:04What the f*** is going...
23:05I can't, I can't, I can't.
23:07You have my mind.
23:08My point is with you,
23:09where you want to go,
23:10where you want to be, man,
23:12because you want kids.
23:13Yes.
23:13You want a family.
23:14All that kind of stuff,
23:15but you have to choose, bro.
23:16It's getting late.
23:17It is getting late.
23:18I agree with you,
23:19and I definitely do have to choose.
23:20Right now,
23:20I'm not making any choices.
23:22I'm just letting life
23:23kind of choose for me.
23:25The life no can choose for you
23:26because you want to make
23:27the same mistake again
23:28that you've been doing
23:29all the time.
23:29You have to choose something.
23:30I agree with you, yes.
23:31You have to be all in.
23:33Right now, I'm not all in.
23:34I want to kill...
23:34Oh my God!
23:38Oh my God,
23:38I don't want to cry again.
23:39I think I was trying
23:40for like a f***ing month.
23:44I'm sorry.
23:47Don't cry on you.
23:49Now I was saying clearly.
23:51I'm like,
23:51okay, you're like so full of f***ing.
23:54You're just lying
23:54and manipulating me
23:55because you were probably
23:56in Brazil last night
23:58telling her you love her,
24:00you miss her.
24:01Like, oh,
24:02I'm going to be back too soon.
24:03You were probably like
24:04banging another woman last night.
24:06Like, why were you
24:06even at dinner with him?
24:08Like, for me,
24:09it's like he literally
24:09told you he was
24:10rotting away
24:11and kind of depressed
24:12and he's in Brazil
24:13sleeping with another woman.
24:14Like, that is just...
24:15Like, that's evil.
24:16Yeah, I felt like
24:17I wanted closure.
24:19Like, I want to hear
24:20what he has to say.
24:21Honestly, like,
24:22I think you're just so, like,
24:24you know,
24:24like, I understand
24:25like giving him...
24:26I'm feeling sorry for him
24:27because he's pathetic,
24:28but like, I think
24:29even giving him
24:30the time of day
24:31to like call him
24:32and like let him talk to you,
24:33like, he doesn't even
24:33deserve to talk to you.
24:35Like, he should just like
24:36like laugh.
24:37Like, no access.
24:37He's like a parasite.
24:38I feel like he just like
24:39drains all my energy.
24:41But then, of course,
24:42like, I want free wine
24:43and steak.
24:43Like, he's like,
24:44yeah, get anything you want.
24:45So I'm like, hell yeah.
24:46Like, I'm going to
24:47rack this man's tab up.
24:48Brody, I'm going to block you.
24:49I know.
24:50I'm going to block you.
24:51I'm embarrassed.
24:52It's not judgmental.
24:53I'm concerned for myself.
24:54I was mentally unwell
24:55at this time.
24:59I'm sorry for everything.
25:00I want you to know that.
25:01But everything I felt
25:02for you is real.
25:03I wish I could believe you.
25:04I don't know.
25:09I am just imagining
25:11all the things
25:12that I want to do to Colt.
25:14And that is not
25:16sexy talk
25:16that is coming
25:17out of my mouth.
25:18It's like
25:19play broken in the head,
25:20glass of wine in the face.
25:23I mean,
25:23fork stabs
25:24through the fingers.
25:25I mean,
25:26should we keep going?
25:27That's pretty...
25:28I've never even wanted
25:29to throw a glass of wine
25:30in the head.
25:30On anybody.
25:33I'm just pissed.
25:35My Colt is a user.
25:36Period.
25:37The end.
25:38One, two, three.
25:39Look.
25:40My turn.
25:41So now I can break,
25:42break, break, break,
25:43break, break, break.
25:47I remember.
25:49Ah, hi, oh.
25:51Let me see.
25:52This side, I remember.
25:53Whoa.
25:55Be careful.
25:55Whoa.
25:57I'm good.
25:58My hips.
25:59Oh.
25:59Okay.
26:00Break dance.
26:01Break dance.
26:03That makes it pretty good.
26:04Yeah.
26:07All right, Vanya,
26:08the next clip we're going to watch
26:09is a video call
26:10you had with Tony
26:11while you were in Europe.
26:12Ah, good times.
26:14I'm not looking forward to this.
26:23Good morning.
26:25Hey, babe.
26:26How's it going?
26:28Good.
26:30Um...
26:31Ah, you can tell
26:32I'm so happy and excited.
26:34Yay.
26:35I just wanted to kind of,
26:37you know,
26:37touch base with you again.
26:38Yeah.
26:38You can talk about last night,
26:41kind of where we left off.
26:42It looks very serious.
26:44Yeah, right?
26:45Like someone just passed
26:46or something.
26:47I'm trying to go up
26:48with Sanela,
26:49listen to some music.
26:50We're getting ready to go
26:51and then you send me a message
26:52and another and another.
26:53Oh, gosh.
26:54You're ruining my night,
26:56but on top of it,
26:57I'm there with my cousin
26:58and she has to see all of this
26:59and I'm embarrassed
27:00in front of her
27:01all over again.
27:02It was so embarrassing.
27:03I guess it was.
27:04It was so embarrassing.
27:05Because if you're having
27:06an argument with your partner,
27:07you don't want the whole world
27:08to know.
27:08No, no.
27:09I feel like whenever
27:10I'm reaching out to you
27:11when I get back from work,
27:12it's like, hey,
27:13we're about to go out
27:14or getting ready to go out
27:15and I just feel like
27:16I'm not a priority.
27:18What the hell
27:19did he want you to do?
27:19You're on vacation,
27:20first of all.
27:21Yeah.
27:21I'm sorry.
27:22I'm sorry that I had to have,
27:23because you said Sanela
27:24only talked to her husband
27:25once a day.
27:25Once a day.
27:27Yeah.
27:27Once a day.
27:28Yeah.
27:28And I was like,
27:29nonstop.
27:29I think you mean
27:30a buzzer beyond.
27:30Pictures, videos, texts,
27:31blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
27:32I would talk to him
27:33whenever he was,
27:34you know, not at work.
27:34I thought I was really
27:35trying to make him feel
27:36just validated
27:38and included
27:39in what I was doing
27:40day to day
27:41and it just wasn't enough.
27:43On top of that,
27:44like, why is there a need
27:45to party every night?
27:46Like, you know,
27:46you party the night before
27:47and the night before that.
27:49Because she's in Ibiza.
27:51Yeah.
27:52When I'm in Ibiza,
27:53that's what you do.
27:54You go out to clubs
27:56to listen to the music.
27:58If I'm on a girl's trip,
27:59you better leave me alone.
28:00Like, yeah,
28:01I'll check in with you sometimes.
28:02But it's like,
28:02let us have fun.
28:04Like, let us have some peace.
28:05But if he's on a boy's trip,
28:07oh, I'm ruining his vacation.
28:10That's what I didn't expect
28:11because I thought communication
28:13would just be more than,
28:14hey, let's just talk
28:15for five or ten minutes
28:15before I head out.
28:16That's not communication.
28:17When I haven't spoken to you all day,
28:19it's not like I expect
28:1945 minutes or an hour or whatnot.
28:21I expect at least
28:21a little bit of quality time
28:22where it's not feeling rushed
28:23and you're getting ready to go out.
28:25Dad, stop yelling at me.
28:26Stop yelling at me.
28:27Dad.
28:27And that's the whole thing.
28:28I just feel like
28:29you just wanted to be single again.
28:31Party and dance all night.
28:32Like, that's, to me,
28:33it's not what I signed up for
28:34when we start dating a month ago.
28:36It's like, why do you have to,
28:37why do you have to party every night?
28:38Are you on vacation?
28:39What are you insinuating?
28:40No, I'm assuming that
28:42communication should be intact
28:43when you're out
28:44and especially for two and a half weeks
28:45when we just start dating.
28:46I mean, that makes sense to me.
28:48Seems like Vanya's being scolded
28:49by her, her dad.
28:50Daddy Tony.
28:51Daddy Tony, Papa Tony.
28:53Papa Tony.
28:54Papa Tony.
28:55Daddy can be naughty.
28:57Papa Tony.
28:58Papa Tony came out.
28:59Hey, Papa Tony.
29:00But now, you've been
29:01three days out in a row.
29:03That's impossible.
29:04How you going to do that?
29:05That's good.
29:05You go out again?
29:07On vacation?
29:08On vacation.
29:09How dare you?
29:10She's on vacation, Tony.
29:12I'm trying my best here.
29:14I want to make sure
29:15that you're kept abreast
29:16of everything I'm doing
29:17and that you're appreciated.
29:19Like, he literally knew
29:20every 20 minutes
29:21what I was up to.
29:22If I change my location,
29:24if I do anything different,
29:25I would update him.
29:26I don't want to keep
29:27arguing about this.
29:29Right.
29:30The next day,
29:31we ended up going to Croatia
29:32and I ended up sitting
29:35with Sonala's husband's family,
29:37but I had to leave
29:38to go talk to him
29:39in a stairwell real quick,
29:41which turned out
29:41into a lot longer conversation.
29:44I did say that
29:45this is my first time
29:46meeting these people.
29:46I don't want to be rude,
29:47but Tony said that
29:48he should be more important
29:49than them.
29:51I think he just freaks out
29:52when he's away from me,
29:54which I understand,
29:55but then I don't
29:56at the same time
29:57because I feel like
29:58I'm doing my best
29:59at trying to communicate
30:00and keep him abreast
30:01of everything that's happening.
30:03But, you know,
30:03some situations call
30:04for different things.
30:06Ugh, it was just a lot.
30:07And, you know,
30:08my worst fears came to
30:09reality.
30:10I thought I was really
30:11going above and beyond
30:12and it's not enough.
30:14So what is enough?
30:15How is this going
30:16to work out now?
30:18It's just,
30:19it was a bad situation.
30:21Teach me how to juggle.
30:22Start out with that,
30:23that one,
30:24and then go here
30:25and then, you know.
30:27Come on, Colt,
30:28you can do it.
30:29I know you can.
30:31Uh-huh.
30:31Ah!
30:32Well,
30:33all right.
30:34Hey, Colt,
30:35you know what?
30:35I'll let you practice
30:36a little bit
30:37and we'll play
30:38pretty soon.
30:39Thanks, Juno.
30:39Then, one day,
30:41you'll do this.
30:42Whoa.
30:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:46That's pretty cool, dude.
30:47I gotta admit.
30:49All right,
30:50next clip we're gonna see
30:51is you meeting Wayne
30:52for the first time.
30:53Yay!
30:54Okay.
30:54And going on a date.
30:55My English muffin.
31:03Hi!
31:04Oh, wow.
31:06Oh, I saw him
31:07checking me out
31:07right there a little bit.
31:08Yo, love it.
31:09Meet you, too.
31:10You look amazing.
31:12So do you.
31:12Oh, thank you.
31:13And you're not that short.
31:14Oh, Kimberly's new man.
31:17Look at that.
31:18He has an English accent
31:19or no?
31:19He does have an English accent.
31:21I love the English accent.
31:23Don't take it.
31:24You're not that short.
31:25I might be taller than you,
31:26you know.
31:26I don't know about that,
31:28but...
31:28We can work with this, Kim.
31:30We can work with this.
31:31Yes.
31:32I am wearing
31:33a little bit of a heel.
31:34Sorry.
31:34It's all right.
31:35I don't mind that.
31:35Her laugh is so nauseous.
31:37Oh, thank you very much.
31:39She's so nervous,
31:40I can tell.
31:40That's why it's so loud.
31:42Do I look better
31:42than I do on video chat?
31:43You look a lot better
31:44than you do on video chat.
31:45You do, too!
31:46Oh, thank you.
31:46Oh.
31:47I'm so happy to see you.
31:48And that color
31:48absolutely suits you.
31:49Oh, thank you.
31:50Yeah.
31:50I love black too, aren't you?
31:52Right.
31:53Let me tell you.
31:55Ed was really short.
31:56But height, size,
31:58none of it mattered.
31:59In the bedroom,
32:00we had a whole dresser of toys.
32:03He compensated with his tongue
32:05with other things he couldn't do.
32:10He was on top a lot, so...
32:13We had a very healthy sex life
32:15and we made up for it
32:15in ways that...
32:16With the toys?
32:17Yeah.
32:18It's harder to be intimate
32:20with someone who's, like,
32:21much shorter
32:21and much larger,
32:23but clearly it was never
32:24a deal breaker, so...
32:26I love my man
32:27for who they are.
32:30So you've never been in
32:31a long-distance relationship,
32:33right?
32:34So you've had two
32:34long-distance relationships?
32:35Sort of.
32:36I had one...
32:37And then I had one
32:38where I got catfished horribly.
32:40One thing I think
32:41I like about this
32:42is because I'm so comfortable
32:43around him.
32:44You know what I mean?
32:45Like, I could just tell him
32:45whatever.
32:46It was terrible.
32:47And he was...
32:48My mom was sending him money.
32:50Like, how much money?
32:51And it went on for, like, a year.
32:53I mean, this isn't just, like, normal.
32:56Have you ever been catfished?
32:57Yeah.
32:58Wait, really?
32:59When?
33:00One time I was at a club
33:02in Vegas
33:02and, like, these guys
33:04invited us to the VIP section.
33:05So I'm like, yeah.
33:06And, like, one of the guys there
33:07was in a wheelchair
33:09and I was like,
33:09oh, how do you know him?
33:11To, like, this guy
33:12that was, like, super tall.
33:12He's probably, like, 6'5".
33:14And he's like,
33:14oh, we play basketball together
33:16and stuff.
33:16But then later,
33:17we're all in a hotel room
33:18and he, like, took off his legs
33:20and, like, crawling around
33:21on the ground.
33:22I was like...
33:22Because it's, like,
33:23what a catfish
33:24that he would choose
33:25a height, like, 6'5".
33:27Oh, the tall guy!
33:28Yeah, the tall guy.
33:29Yeah.
33:30So he was literally on stilts
33:33and, like, took off the...
33:35Yeah.
33:36Did you hook up with him?
33:37I mean, yeah.
33:37Because I was...
33:40And I was curious.
33:41I was like...
33:42Oh, my God.
33:43Was it good?
33:44I don't even remember.
33:46Oh, my God.
33:48And that's why
33:49it was so important
33:50for me to come on this trip, too.
33:51Because I had to make sure
33:52you were...
33:53Yeah.
33:54Before I met Usman,
33:56I matched with this guy
33:57on an online dating app,
33:58met him in person
33:59in San Diego.
34:01He was leaving the next day
34:02to go to France.
34:03He was, like, a cinematographer
34:05for soap operas, whatever.
34:06We talked the whole time.
34:08He was in France.
34:10And then it was two days
34:12before I was supposed
34:12to go to France.
34:13He had gave me
34:14his credit card details
34:15on the phone,
34:16front and back,
34:17so I could buy my plane ticket.
34:19I used this credit card
34:20to buy a plane ticket.
34:21Next thing I know,
34:22the FBI,
34:23Internet Fraud Security Division,
34:25was at my front door.
34:26Come to find out,
34:27this was, like,
34:28in a scamming ring
34:29from Brazil.
34:30And then, yeah,
34:32he ended up going to prison
34:33for, like, 10 years.
34:34And so when everybody
34:35was calling Usman a scammer,
34:36I was like,
34:37no, honey,
34:37you don't know
34:38what a scammer is.
34:38I have been scammed.
34:39I know what a scammer is.
34:41Now, I have to ask you,
34:43since we're on
34:44this lovely train,
34:45are you dating now?
34:46Do you date here?
34:47No.
34:47Really?
34:48No.
34:48So I'm the only one?
34:49You're the only one I'm dating.
34:50Good answer.
34:50Yeah.
34:51Yeah.
34:52Wayne's doing a good move
34:53right now, actually.
34:55It's called the 99% rule.
34:57Let the woman talk
34:5899% of the time,
34:59and you just follow up
35:00with your 1%.
35:02Smart play, mate.
35:04Like, I like you.
35:05Obviously, I wouldn't be here,
35:06you know,
35:06but I was like,
35:07but I want to just, like,
35:08see how it goes,
35:09and then, you know,
35:09we'll determine it from there,
35:11you know?
35:12I did let him talk
35:13on this date,
35:13just so everybody knows.
35:14This was just,
35:15it was a period,
35:16it was a two-hour train ride,
35:17almost, so.
35:18And since we've met each other,
35:20everything's been organically,
35:21you know what I mean?
35:21We just started to message you
35:22and let you do it all.
35:23It happened really organically,
35:25didn't it?
35:25It was crazy.
35:28So after our little train date,
35:29we didn't want the night
35:30to end, right?
35:31So we went back to my hotel,
35:32and we had drinks at the bar,
35:34and then we sat down,
35:35we had dessert,
35:36and then we just really,
35:37I let him talk this time,
35:38so it was just more of him
35:39talking than it was me
35:40talking this time.
35:41And it was nice,
35:42it was like we didn't want,
35:43we wanted to end,
35:44but he's, like,
35:44such a good guy,
35:45and he's such a gentleman,
35:46you know?
35:46Like, we kept looking
35:47at each other,
35:48and we're like,
35:48we can't believe we're here,
35:49like, I'm actually in England.
35:51He kept looking at his phone,
35:52and he was like,
35:53I expect you to be
35:53voice noting me,
35:54and you're sitting right here.
35:55He's like, it's so funny,
35:56because we have a routine now
35:58that we do things,
35:59you know?
36:00And he was just like,
36:01this is so funny,
36:02because I keep expecting you
36:03to call,
36:03but you're sitting right here,
36:04you know?
36:05So it was really sweet.
36:06Yeah, it was really sweet.
36:08Say false, say good?
36:09Yeah, I think so.
36:12He seems cute,
36:13but kind of standoffish.
36:15Yeah, like,
36:15it feels like Kim's
36:16doing all the talking,
36:17so it's hard to really know
36:18his vibe,
36:19because, like,
36:20he's just sat there like,
36:21yeah.
36:21Let's find his social media.
36:23Oh, yeah.
36:24I want to see.
36:25I want to see his comment section.
36:29Does he have a lot of girls?
36:30It's only girls.
36:32It's all, like,
36:34middle-aged women.
36:35Oh, he's doing
36:36topless content.
36:37Let's see, in bed.
36:38You're doing that.
36:39He's doing thirst trap.
36:40It's pretty bad.
36:43It's bad.
36:44We need to talk.
36:45She loves men
36:46that are, like,
36:47social media whores,
36:48I think so.
36:49Kim should be very worried.
36:51Kim should be
36:53honestly running away.
36:57Next time
36:58on Between the Sheets.
36:59That's nice
37:00that you want to
37:00kissy a random guy
37:02this first time
37:02that you meet him.
37:03What's my time here?
37:04this.
37:05Now I feel
37:06how rough felt
37:07every time I run away.
37:08And it is actually
37:09really childish.
37:10Ooh.
37:11What happened after?
37:13I know she messaged you.
37:14She told me, like,
37:15that she want to see me.
37:16What the f***
37:17do you want to see me?
37:18I was done with her.
37:19Done, done, done.
37:21Courtney does like older men
37:22because older men
37:23don't have to have sex a lot.
37:25She doesn't have
37:25to do a lot of effort.
37:26She just does a little bit
37:27and then she gets to drink
37:28and have a good time.
37:30Curious minds want to know.
37:31How was your sex like with Phillip?
37:32He'll buy, like, toys.
37:34Like, he bought some pillow thing
37:35and then it had, like,
37:36little chains
37:36for, like, your hands
37:37and feet and stuff.
37:38I'm like, good.
37:39I could, like, be lazy
37:40without acting like I'm lazy,
37:42you know?
37:42If you're, like, chained up,
37:43you're like, oh.
37:43She's a starfish.
37:46Always the f***ing bad guy.
37:48No matter what I do,
37:49I'm always the f***ing bad guy.
37:49No f***ing calling you a bad guy.
37:51Stop projecting.
37:52Sometimes Jamal likes
37:53to act like he's my dad.
37:54I feel like no matter
37:55what I do,
37:56no matter how far
37:58much I've grown,
37:59no matter how transparent
38:00I am,
38:00it's just never f***ing good enough.
38:02So I had to shut him down there
38:04because I'm going to make it
38:04f***ing good enough.
38:05I'm making it f***ing good enough now.
38:09Do you guys look at, like,
38:10the girl's f***ing doggy style?
38:12Yeah.
38:13Ew.
38:14Now I need to get a mirror
38:15and see what my f***s like.
38:17Oh my God.
38:18You haven't seen that?
38:18No, that's why I need
38:19to go get a mirror.
38:19You have to go picture?
38:21Who's asking for pictures
38:22of your f***ing?
38:22I forgot I'm dated.
38:24Ah!
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