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00:01:48A girl who's lucky in love has a perfect guy.
00:01:53He only has eyes for her.
00:01:55And he doesn't care what else is going on around him.
00:01:58It's all about her.
00:02:00Only her.
00:02:03I wish that were me, but it's not.
00:02:09I'd even take that guy, who isn't afraid to show off a bit of his sensitive side, if it means
00:02:15connecting with the girl he's smitten with.
00:02:18How about the man who can't keep his lips off of you, no matter how awkward your kiss may be?
00:02:26And what about him?
00:02:28The prince charming who pops the big question without even a second thought?
00:02:33That is like the ultimate luck in love.
00:02:36I wish that were me, too.
00:02:39Although, I've been in similar situations and one of them really panned out.
00:02:45That's me, with the guy in my dreams, at that point in time.
00:02:50He was a mother-approved guy, very sweet.
00:02:53Just finished his degree in the Ivy League, easy on the eyes.
00:02:56He was my lucky in love guy.
00:02:58We would plan long getaways, short getaways.
00:03:02Whatever excuse to be together, we did it.
00:03:06And then he did it.
00:03:07He proposed.
00:03:09I was super excited.
00:03:11So were my girlfriends.
00:03:13I think they were more excited to finally be bridesmaids and be involved in planning the wedding than they were
00:03:19for the actual essence of getting married.
00:03:20But that's okay.
00:03:22They were happy.
00:03:23And I was thrilled.
00:03:25I was under 30 and I got a man to fall in love with me.
00:03:28And consider spending the rest of his life with me.
00:03:31That's a big feat.
00:03:33And then came the cheating allegations.
00:03:36So my best friends called off the wedding for me.
00:03:39Thanks, ladies.
00:03:41That wasn't the first time I was proposed to.
00:03:45And hopefully, I won't be the last.
00:03:49But for now, I spend my Friday nights at home.
00:03:51With my girls, eating anything and everything.
00:03:55That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:03:58That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:03That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:10That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:11That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:12That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:15That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:16That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:17That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:17That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:17That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:18That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:18That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:20That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:22That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:24That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:04:55This is your night to choose food.
00:04:58She insisted.
00:04:59Yeah, well, I don't feel like eating some weird fetish food tonight.
00:05:03I agree.
00:05:05But she asked like 20 times if she could go.
00:05:07Yeah, well, I would have told her no, like 20 times.
00:05:11Mmm.
00:05:13Ooh, what could we be having tonight?
00:05:16A man of fried squid.
00:05:17Oh, that sounds like a cool dish.
00:05:19Oh my gosh, you did something as simple as Chinese?
00:05:23Wow, we had a bet going that you were going to bring home barbecue frog's legs and hash browns for
00:05:27dinner.
00:05:28Well, it was your turn to choose the food, so I just thought, I'm going to take out what Emma
00:05:32wants.
00:05:33Chinese.
00:05:34And there's a new Chinese cafe down at the Town Center.
00:05:36Oh, we were just there the other day.
00:05:38I totally would have noticed.
00:05:39I think today's the grand opening.
00:05:42Everybody there is super nice.
00:05:44This is all white rice.
00:05:46Did you pick up the wrong order?
00:05:49Oh, crap.
00:05:51I think I picked up the wrong order.
00:05:53Leave it up to you.
00:05:54Be nice.
00:05:55What?
00:05:55I'm hungry, and I'm not on the white rice diet.
00:05:58Total mistake.
00:05:59Sorry.
00:06:00No worries.
00:06:01We'll just have them deliver it.
00:06:03Do you have the receipt?
00:06:05Right here.
00:06:08Oh, there's no number.
00:06:09I'll look at it.
00:06:11Oh, I'll get it.
00:06:14Really?
00:06:15White rice?
00:06:15Sorry.
00:06:20Hi.
00:06:21Hi.
00:06:21Are you Emma?
00:06:22I am.
00:06:23Not everyone is lucky enough to find love, but when you do, it's just your luck.
00:06:29Take Emma, for example.
00:06:31Uh, my friend forgot her take-out bags.
00:06:33Will she be open to receiving love, or will her luck run its course?
00:06:40She did this one is for you. Oh, thank you
00:06:48You're so lucky
00:06:51Not so much lately
00:06:53Yes, you are. You're also lucky
00:07:00Do you believe in love
00:07:04I do
00:07:07Thanks
00:07:09You're so lucky
00:07:22That was odd. What?
00:07:25Delivery guy. He was oddly funny. I don't remember giving our address out for delivery
00:07:30You don't remember a lot of things. You give it out to other strangers. How would this be any different?
00:07:36Oh, maybe I did give it out
00:07:39Oh
00:07:39Well, how did the delivery guy look?
00:07:41Oh
00:07:42Look, how he took my order was cute, so that couldn't have been him
00:07:46I think it was him
00:07:50Hey, where's the fortune cookie?
00:07:51Oh
00:07:52Oh
00:07:53Here's one
00:07:54Just one?
00:07:55Yeah, I guess so
00:08:01Crazy, there are three fortunes inside
00:08:04That's weird
00:08:12Path to finding eternal love begins now
00:08:20Yeah
00:08:21I'm not looking for eternal love right now
00:08:22I'm not looking for eternal love right now
00:08:23More than your future
00:08:24Well, if he's right, I'll take eternal love
00:08:27Yeah, give me yours, I'll double my chances
00:08:30I'll just try it
00:08:32Oh, Emma
00:08:32I almost forgot to tell you
00:08:34I met this really cute guy when I was leaving the China Cafe
00:08:37Is he potential?
00:08:39Yeah
00:08:39A potential victim because of her
00:08:41Oh no, he's not for me
00:08:43He's for Emma
00:08:44Oh, Ally
00:08:47Your taste in really cute guys and my taste in really cute guys are totally different
00:08:52Well, yes, but I've come to know your type, so I gave him your number
00:08:58Ally
00:08:59Oh, you can't go around giving my number to these basket cases you meet
00:09:04Yeah, people are crazy these days
00:09:06What if this guy stalks her every move and then chops her all into tiny little pieces?
00:09:11Yeah, what if?
00:09:12I'm just looking out for my girls
00:09:14Not closely enough
00:09:15Don't you ever hook yourself up?
00:09:17Well, some of the guys that I meet are just not my type
00:09:20Oh, and they're my type
00:09:22Well, I would give them Bree's number, but I wouldn't want to disappoint them
00:09:26Hey, standing right here
00:09:36Yeah, get home
00:09:40Let's go
00:09:44There's a different view here
00:09:59hello good morning would this be emma depends on who's calling me 6 30 on a saturday
00:10:08ali and i met yesterday and she said you were looking for some romance in your life well she lied
00:10:18ah i'm up
00:10:31is it true that once you lose the enamel on your teeth
00:10:42you'll get it
00:10:56emma
00:11:00no how are you i'm ali's friend ali's friend i know all of ali's friends and you're not in that
00:11:06bunch
00:11:07actually we met yesterday oh you met her at the chinese place yes that's me i'm her new boo her
00:11:18new boo yes i heard her panties of choice wear boy shorts think she'll like these i don't know
00:11:28i also heard she likes to dance do you think i'd be a good catch for her
00:11:33let me drop it a little lower like this
00:11:38what the hell is he delivering apparently good moves harrison
00:11:45ali hey you made it i did you said nine o'clock i'm a little early you're a lot early
00:11:52on 7 30.
00:11:53are those panties actually they're for emma boy shorts
00:12:01right size
00:12:04you are emma no she is emma you are emma okay emma no esta in su casa she's gonna jump
00:12:15off a high rise
00:12:15because her friend delivers freaks to her doorstep
00:12:22ow look at that hiney yo girls we're getting fries coming on shake okay you and your 18th century
00:12:29lines can bounce hey i'm sorry that it wasn't a match made in heaven uh thanks for coming in such
00:12:37a timely manner though
00:12:38i uh
00:12:44crazy coast clear all clear
00:12:48am i you really didn't like him ali you really did well not for me no i didn't like him
00:12:56why would i like
00:12:57him you didn't give him a chance oh god he was at the door longer than 30 seconds gave him
00:13:03plenty of
00:13:03chances he even brought you gifts that's another thing ali you can't go around giving these freaking
00:13:11freaks my underwear preference and size i was just trying to get him a leg up oh why why do
00:13:18you do
00:13:18these things she's a few espresso shots short of a latte seriously i can't even deal with your unruly
00:13:24judgment anymore emma you're being so mean yeah she didn't mean any harm oh brie now is not the
00:13:32time for a lesson you school me on not being mean to her yeah well sorry but now i truly
00:13:37understand
00:13:37you know what she's been doing these things for years you should be on the brie against sally
00:13:41page a long time ago it's not nice you guys you know what i don't care i don't care what
00:13:48you think is
00:13:49okay i think we need to go for a workout come on we're going for a workout what's the point
00:13:56we had
00:13:57like a thousand pounds of food last night
00:14:16work with all these calories i know
00:14:21this is where you find marriage material at he's too buff
00:14:27there's no such thing as too buff i thought you weren't getting married i'd reconsider if he looks
00:14:33like that oh so superficial if you're still worked up from this morning i'm sorry finally an apology
00:14:44friends again as long as she doesn't send me any super turned up nut rockers again i won't do you
00:14:50any more favors i'm just tired of seeing you mope around over the guise of your past
00:14:55no favors from you is a good thing you don't have anyone's taste down but your own
00:15:00i totally love being roommates with you guys but i miss going out on dates i'm trying to hook us
00:15:06up so
00:15:06we can do the dating thing again okay you can always move out no one's forcing you to run with
00:15:12us
00:15:12that's one and two no one's stopping you from dating i disagree i haven't gone out on a date in
00:15:18like
00:15:18six months yeah it's been three months for me only three weeks for me
00:15:22three you don't care who you date that's why your dating spans are so short not true true
00:15:30and emma you're the one who chose not to go out on a date for six months
00:15:34was i supposed to get over alex over the span of a few short days that's not how love operates
00:15:39your standards and guys are too high rate yours are too low we need to find a nice in between
00:15:44you
00:15:45have no standards whatsoever please i decline all dating advice from you
00:15:52my parents are going to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary
00:15:55oh we're so happy together i want that you'll find it play the field a little longer
00:16:05oh playing the field sucks you know that's not for me my two year after college plan was to move
00:16:12in
00:16:12with you two take on an internship find an ivy league graduate get engaged start planning for babies you
00:16:20graduated four years ago that makes you two years overdue right so i'm a little off pace
00:16:30emma you had year-long relationships for the past four years you tried your little plan it just didn't
00:16:37work i mean why don't you guys care about long-term relationship stuff well i do i plan to get
00:16:46those
00:16:47marriage and baby plans working by the time i'm 33 33 really no need to rush was that the delivery
00:16:56guide from last night i don't know you answered the door i can't see him what about those fortunes last
00:17:04night it says your path to finding eternal love begins now doesn't that mean something to you
00:17:17you we all got the same fortune so so it won't come true i believe in luck and blessings and
00:17:25fortunes
00:17:26i think there's something great in store for us did the love god just send you that epiphany i'm down
00:17:32with good fortune yes sally you're getting it yeah it can never happen though the fact that we're always
00:17:40together and we'll always be together gets in the way of love you're actually starting to make sense
00:17:47for once really i feel like a love philosopher right now let's hear more come on okay well since high
00:17:57school if you guys didn't like my boyfriends you would find some way to destroy the relationship i don't
00:18:03know about destroy yeah that's kind of a harsh word but it's true think about it when brie and i
00:18:09don't
00:18:09like your boyfriends we don't look for ways to end it but they just go bad for some reason you
00:18:14two
00:18:15always seem to put a wedge between me and my guys and think about it it's been that way forever
00:18:19not
00:18:19necessarily we always look out for each other just spells disaster apparently totally i'm still
00:18:29so troubled over what you guys did to john oh you mean old man river john ford river was his
00:18:37name
00:18:39allie you didn't really like him that much did you absolutely i told you i thought he was marriage
00:18:47potential oh my gosh i will stick your head in the ocean until it turns blue if you are serious
00:18:52right
00:18:52now very serious i mean i know that he was older but he was in shape we like the same
00:18:58things we both
00:18:59like sports he was perfect we had to end it we saw way way too much uh like what the
00:19:08two-on-two
00:19:09basketball games exactly
00:19:15we gonna kick y'all's asses y'all's asses you heard me gal don't you jive talk me oh she's
00:19:22just run her
00:19:23mouth i knows it they're just talking smack baby is that what they're doing yep i'm a really run up
00:19:29in
00:19:29you now i was on 32 championship team you're telling your age that's right and i'm 52 going on 22
00:19:39is this a joke oh that's a foul oh you pissed him off now he's gonna slam dunk in your
00:19:49face oh my god
00:19:53oh oh these are my teammates we're gonna kick y'all's asses should i pull up your trousers for you
00:20:01those are not trousers that is clearly a diaper oh mind your business maria yeah do that for me
00:20:10sweetie did he just call me maria he did okay casper go baby
00:20:24in your face yeah okay and that's how you lead a team to a championship
00:20:36you guys totally ruined that relationship for me i think we saved you from cleaning up adult turds for
00:20:42the rest of your life you're gonna be old someday who's gonna clean up your turds i'll find the
00:20:48fountain of youth by 50 and i'll clean up my own turds ally i i think you have such a
00:20:53kind gullible heart
00:20:54you attract needy guys what about the type of guys you attract scholars business execs great guys
00:21:05great guys great jerks is more like it they were terrific at everything except treating you right
00:21:11with ally on this one most of the guys dated not great actually they haven't great minus two
00:21:18problems really most of the boyfriends you've had have been uppity losers not true true you call a guy
00:21:24who invites his ex to your engagement party great
00:21:32i'm so glad to have all the people we love join us for this special occasion
00:21:37all of the people we love so that means you're still in love with your ex who i don't even
00:21:43know
00:21:43why she's here to begin with no no no seriously can you explain what you mean by all of the
00:21:51people we
00:21:52love it was just a figure of speech oh okay so do you or don't you love the people at
00:22:01this table
00:22:02i love the woman next to me who's going to be my wife i love all my family and friends
00:22:08who have
00:22:08joined us here today you keep saying that so do you love me no as a friend yes and i
00:22:16was speaking for
00:22:16emma who also has people at this table who she loves that's a given we know that emma loves this
00:22:22one and this one i'm just trying to figure out your meaning of love here i think it was just
00:22:29speaking
00:22:30in general terms and i think she wasn't talking to you biatch yeah mrs x what are you even doing
00:22:37here
00:22:38could you elaborate on this sophisticated story you need to stop she's my friend and all of our
00:22:46friends were invited no she's not emma's friend emma's friends are here one two so then she's your
00:22:56friend she's become good friends with emma and that's why she's here today is that true emma have you
00:23:04been befriending people behind our backs yeah we want to know we should have never let you go out
00:23:11on those single dates with him you do that and you come back with new friends unacceptable unacceptable
00:23:18who should we call about it i don't know i feel like i'm starting to act like you
00:23:25what does that mean i don't know back back to emma and her new friends yeah mel and i
00:23:34have gotten to know each other yeah i like emma seriously she can't have new friends this is absurd
00:23:43i'm appalled stunned
00:23:47musex do you really think it's appropriate to be at your ex's engagement brunch we were together a long
00:23:57time ago and we have both moved on i'm i'm happy for him oh oh oh really is
00:24:04that why you've doodled this little heart with his name in it and yours right next to it
00:24:15you're still in love with me why is that even a question
00:24:23alex we told you from the beginning that she was a hopeless romantic and that if you
00:24:29break her heart will break your face that's the brie and your baby
00:24:51you two are so much trouble for my relationships what you should be thinking is a thousand times over for
00:24:57that one
00:24:57okay so we all have different tastes it's normal if we have the same taste we fight over guys
00:25:04brie's had her share of fighting over guys don't even go there you guys instigated
00:25:16you guys you're so hot and mega sexy and what else you got great ass
00:25:29that's me on gross sorry i didn't know you were standing there i just walked up and my gosh what
00:25:37a sight
00:25:39you coming in get up to join the group of hookers maybe not hooker
00:25:46h-o-o curse good speller for a little one she has the best sense of humor
00:25:53ha ha ha free my girl are you really not saying anything for the first time in history
00:26:01what can't you say brie say something
00:26:06brooke why don't you get in and swim with us that's the first weak line that comes to mind
00:26:11you're such a waste of cells
00:26:15i get it because if she didn't have cells then she wouldn't be anything i get it
00:26:21i told you guys she was funny and how old is your sister
00:26:26his sister is standing here ask me how old are you brookie seven and three quarters wow
00:26:36a whole seven years huh oh so we have a birthday coming up you didn't tell me we have to
00:26:41do something
00:26:41super cool he's not your husband he doesn't have to tell you everything about our life i just thought
00:26:46it would be nice to get you something something like what i don't know a cute outfit or something
00:26:52three is the fashionista i've seen her like a hot mess fashionista would be saying too much
00:27:00uh brooke you don't think you're being a bit disrespectful we're all adults here and
00:27:06and your mouth is running wild and your company needs to leave they've got too much to say
00:27:14brooke why don't you why don't you come jump in the pool all right and cool off of it
00:27:17cool off of it you think i'm the problem of course not you think we're the problem
00:27:24baby no come on who's the problem there's no problem is there a problem your muscles are too
00:27:32big that's a health problem all i've ever tried to do is protect you from scum so they don't use
00:27:39you
00:27:39for the money mommy and daddy left us i know brookey all right trust me you've done a perfect job
00:27:45i'm not after him for his money well you should be you loser of a woman okay if the normal
00:27:51brie who
00:27:51talks crap doesn't show up in two seconds i'm gonna inherit those traits so she's being fake right now
00:27:58i knew it another fake female ian i am so done with your women look brie's great all right just
00:28:07got to
00:28:07get to know her a little better that's all her friend said she was fake can you take a hint
00:28:12i can't
00:28:13take it anymore you people need to leave okay ian you really need to check your sister before i do
00:28:21see her true colors are shining through she's a fake she's using us call the po po good gracious
00:28:29little girl you have no filter keep this going in your 20s and you'll be single for life like you
00:28:36all okay somebody needs to muzzle this girl just the disrespect i was waiting for y'all ratchets can
00:28:43bounce
00:28:56that little girl that was the only guy you tried to impress so much you were practically a mute he
00:29:02was
00:29:02so hot you're willing to endure that rat of a sister he was a really really good kisser that little
00:29:12brookie would be a deal breaker for me obviously she was for me too especially since you guys started
00:29:18revving around we need to begin this new love fact if we must let's please do it over lunch
00:29:23i'm starving can i pick our lunch spot no no
00:29:35okay so the key question is how do we find guys that we all like
00:29:40that's like finding a needle in a haystack small needle it's doable though we just have to find a
00:29:46group of guys that are friends maybe and they'll all have the same likes so we'll all spend a lot
00:29:53of time together that's the key point i love spending time with my girls but spending time
00:30:00with my girls and the guy they approve of that really toxicate you know we may have a plan here
00:30:05but rules are good okay rule number one we get to choose our own dates okay and rule number two
00:30:16we date in groups of three so your date has to bring two friends um rule number three
00:30:22if we don't approve of all three guys the date ends i don't know about that one
00:30:28emma that's the whole point of this finding eternal love path of yours we have to find guys we all
00:30:34like
00:30:37okay no dates in public places agreed why
00:30:41ally what if your dates are embarrassing what if yours are they won't be
00:30:47okay we choose our own dates and where we want to go or i'm out okay okay fine okay any
00:30:56more rules
00:30:58those are the three golden rules okay then let the dating frenzy begin who's first i'll go first
00:31:04so eager to love i love that about you let me guess you're gonna call that lawyer you met a
00:31:10couple weeks
00:31:11ago i may be interested now why because we reminded you of how much a loser dude you almost married
00:31:17six
00:31:17months ago not necessarily all right let's see if this plan a leads us to glory if not on to
00:31:25plan b and
00:31:27possibly plan c do you guys like this you can be better no
00:31:40i think we need to go over the rules again
00:31:44coming on my date with me you cannot like him and it's capiche and what do we need to go
00:31:49over
00:31:49i guess nothing please don't embarrass me you guys yeah ally please don't embarrass us
00:31:56free you're the one we should be worried about not tonight sweetie i'm gonna capture the heart of
00:32:02an ivy league stud oh they're ivy league guys yeah what's wrong with that i see a potential disapproval in
00:32:28i'm glad you're here so am i ladies i'm glad you're here too how are you great pretty good
00:32:37and um you are brianna brianna you never go by brianna i mean you always go by brianna
00:32:48and now you are i'm allison since when do you go by allison since it started going by brianna
00:32:57and you um must be emma the woman i've heard so much about yes ray ray that's nice
00:33:05ray sounds glam like ray charles don't tell me you're from georgia i'm actually from south africa
00:33:13south africa georgia you're like right next to each other so that's what counts she's just kidding
00:33:22stop acting the trailer trap you're friends and my family evening everyone james you decided to join us
00:33:28client took a little longer than expected james are you a lawyer i am yes
00:33:33are you a lawyer too right the third partner at the farm i'm uh james by the way hi emma
00:33:39nice to
00:33:39meet you nice to meet you oh it's brie now just brie i'm ally nice to meet you ally
00:33:49so which one do you want the one next to you why because i don't like tight asses
00:33:59so james guess you're my date it looks that way can i get you some champagne please uh no i
00:34:09don't drink
00:34:09champagne you can get me a bottle of hard lemonade though really yep with the shrimp stuck on top
00:34:17that's my new phase she's just a super simple person so with some complexities though
00:34:25so emma tell me a little about you and what you like to do oh emma's the only one of
00:34:30us who went
00:34:31to college i went to college too one semester at a jc does not count well two days at an
00:34:39elementary
00:34:40school doesn't count for you emma also owns an online shoe and bag retail store we help her run
00:34:47the business so it's kind of like we own it too yeah she pays us big bucks for doing practically
00:34:52nothing ladies i think he was talking to me he did say emma what do you like to do didn't
00:35:00he
00:35:00didn't you i did oh sorry emma kind of sounds like ally anyway what were you saying tell me about
00:35:11you and what you like to do and what you don't like to do um well so far i like
00:35:17you oh yeah how'd this
00:35:19come about i don't know just something about sounds promising so how did you all meet let me guess
00:35:30you're right on the money with that one you're right on the money with that one
00:35:37what is your champagne
00:35:46oh i didn't think you had it i was totally joking oh wait we didn't but we made a point
00:35:53to get some
00:35:53for you because we were especially nice ally would you like to try some champagne no thanks i'm not a
00:36:02champagne fan um you don't like champagne no it tastes funny so i suppose you're gonna order hot
00:36:10wings and curly fries for your meal okay this is an upskill dinner i don't think they have hot wings
00:36:17i'm going to order a possum and creole potato salad you're kidding right but they don't have
00:36:24possum where you're from um no never had it
00:36:30so what do you teach guys about women at that fancy school you went to
00:36:41raymond
00:36:44rana you are pretty amazing i must be because you have a twinkle in your eye
00:36:50yep that's good
00:36:51i don't know i can see you all day without just saying a word i do have that effect on
00:36:57people
00:37:01because i could pass you're extremely attractive raymond
00:37:05it's true you're very attractive and i would want to see you outside of here
00:37:13i guess i what's wrong about you smart man just like to talk about how much you know
00:37:18no when you have a beautiful woman in front of you it's like hard to talk
00:37:25everyone sure seems to be having a good conversation well maybe if you would loosen
00:37:30up a little bit we can be included in that good conversation oh i'm loose
00:37:35not that kind of loose are you ready to order the ladies are ready i'll have the lobster tail
00:37:42good choice i tend to make those from time to time i'll have the same um i'll have the stuffed
00:37:48salmon
00:37:50and i'll have the same you can't go around when you both have the same food no you can't
00:37:59ally stuffed salmon is a good dish okay he'll have the stuffed salmon and i'm still thinking about it
00:38:08she's going to ruin this for us oh no she isn't
00:38:14ally why don't you have what i'm having uh okay i'm ready go ahead madame okay
00:38:23the phallet million i'm sorry the phallet million
00:38:33she means the phallet million okay you know what i just changed my mind just bring me a squid
00:38:39sandwich with a side of cottage cheese and pineapples oh did i not pronounce that right either
00:38:45yeah squeeze sandwich con cottage cheese e pin apples you know what just because you've got a
00:38:54degree doesn't mean you can go around correcting ali just calm down i will not come down you better
00:39:01calm your ass down because you're getting your drink on my dress on my dress maybe if you learned
00:39:06to pronounce your food correctly you'd enjoy your meals a little more and maybe if you pulled your
00:39:12panties out of your ass you wouldn't be so uptight huh ladies let's get at them
00:39:22oh what did i drink out of the glass wrong too ladies rule number three let's bounce rock skate ladies
00:39:30we have rules in place
00:39:40and i don't wear panties i wear drawers i could have gotten that squid sandwich
00:39:46squid sandwich isn't even on the menu
00:39:50for the chance to get in those babies she would have pulled her pig's ass or poppy pie and
00:39:55that's the way to get it to her to get your game on bro
00:40:13i cannot believe the way you acted last night ali you really showed your ass he was annoying now you
00:40:19know how we feel about you you really scared me last night you pulled debris i would have done that
00:40:24i told you you're becoming her she's becoming you scary i'm sorry if i embarrassed you guys i was
00:40:32really fill in my date i hate these rules well you created rule number three yeah and we all agreed
00:40:39it's all for one and one for all chocolate in one
00:40:45emma your little plan didn't work so it's on to the next
00:40:48leave plan b up to brie oh i'm scared why i'm thinking speedo barbecue what what topless guys means fun
00:41:02oh i'm not going topless unless we all are okay nobody's going topless just the guys hi
00:41:12i can't take it anymore
00:41:39i can't take it anymore
00:41:42Emma?
00:41:44No, there's so much tanning lotion in there.
00:41:47Oh, I wish I could get a tan.
00:41:49I don't know why it was so white.
00:41:51Well, I'm 164 Cherokee.
00:41:56Hey, Emma, check this out.
00:42:00Wow. Amazing.
00:42:06Come on, Emma, you're describing action.
00:42:12Yeah.
00:42:26What's that famous rule again?
00:42:28Oh, yeah. Rule number three.
00:42:31Let's go, ladies.
00:42:41Looks like we're back to square one.
00:42:44You sure know how to spoil a good time, Emma.
00:42:47That was, like, the shortest date in history.
00:42:50Shut up, Allie. Patience is wearing thin.
00:42:54You know, you used to be the most civilized of the three.
00:42:58Not so much now.
00:42:59I just want a normal relationship with a normal guy.
00:43:03Like Keith.
00:43:05Well, Keith is no longer in the picture, sweetie.
00:43:08Don't call me sweetie.
00:43:10You two are sounding more and more like the old Bree.
00:43:12The old Bree?
00:43:14Yeah. I'm new and improved.
00:43:16I scored two good dates in a row.
00:43:18I feel lucky.
00:43:23What's our next plan?
00:43:25Hmm. Plan C. My plan.
00:43:29Maybe Emma and I should rework our plans?
00:43:31Yeah. I don't know if I trust you devising things.
00:43:35Trust? You must.
00:43:37I'll have us a few good men in no time.
00:43:50Bicentennial man looking for a woman to put him back in the closet.
00:43:54Oh, hell no.
00:43:56That says bisexual man looking for a woman to put him back in the closet.
00:44:01Bisexual. Bicentennial.
00:44:02It's not the same thing.
00:44:06Allie, I don't know about this.
00:44:08Trust me, pumpkin pie.
00:44:10I got this.
00:44:12Ooh, sounds interesting.
00:44:16No freaks.
00:44:22A couple of men looking for a couple of bed buddies.
00:44:27Don't even think about it.
00:44:29Of all people, you would be preventing me from calling bed buddies?
00:44:33We've changed.
00:44:35Somewhat.
00:44:36Somewhat.
00:44:36I can't keep out when you guys distract me.
00:44:38I can't keep out when you guys distract me.
00:44:41Hmm.
00:44:48Three desirable men looking for three outgoing women.
00:44:56Perfect.
00:45:03Hi.
00:45:04I'm responding to the dating ad.
00:45:08Awesome.
00:45:14I just hope you're gonna have three Prince Charmings waiting at the doorstep.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19I don't like wasting good perfume.
00:45:21I don't want any more crazy dates.
00:45:24I don't want any more cocky Ivy Leaguers.
00:45:27Let's just hope the third time's a charm.
00:45:30It's gonna be charming.
00:45:31All right.
00:45:33They're here.
00:45:36Can we go again?
00:45:38I can sit down there.
00:45:40Ooh.
00:45:49Hi.
00:45:50You must be our date.
00:45:52That's us.
00:45:52You're the best baby.
00:45:54Goodie.
00:45:55Well, I'm Allie.
00:45:57And my two friends will be right with you momentarily.
00:45:59We sound all professional.
00:46:02Professional.
00:46:03Have you ever found me to?
00:46:04Eh.
00:46:05She's smiling.
00:46:06Probably yes.
00:46:11I swear.
00:46:12I'm always a good girl.
00:46:14Why me?
00:46:15Emma.
00:46:16Bree.
00:46:17These are our wonderful dates.
00:46:19Guys.
00:46:19This is Emma.
00:46:20Bree.
00:46:21Hi.
00:46:22I'm Nick.
00:46:23This is Joe.
00:46:24And that's Craig.
00:46:25Hi.
00:46:27Hi.
00:46:29So, whose date is who?
00:46:31Uh, we drew straws to decide.
00:46:34So, uh, Craig gets first pick.
00:46:36So, Craig?
00:46:37Who do you choose?
00:46:40He's deaf?
00:46:42Yeah, pretty much.
00:46:44Oh.
00:46:45Uh, Allie, could I speak with you a minute?
00:46:48Um, uh, sure.
00:46:52Excuse us for just to find us.
00:46:59Who got the biggest racks?
00:47:01Yeah, I'm not telling, but one of them is built like a prison tattoo.
00:47:04Mmm, she my knee.
00:47:06Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:47:08Craig, Craig, we're debating that one, alright?
00:47:10It's between me and Joe now.
00:47:11Yo, Craig, you better back off.
00:47:13He can't even whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
00:47:16Ooh, we got a bag session going on.
00:47:18What do you say?
00:47:20That you couldn't handle it and you would have to see it to believe it.
00:47:32Allie!
00:47:33Allie!
00:47:34Did you go to the local rest home, or what?
00:47:36Where is that ad where you found our lovely dates?
00:47:40Oh, um, what's the website?
00:47:42It's, I Need a Miracle?
00:47:46Oh, it's right here.
00:47:48Three Desirable Men Looking for Three Outgoing Women.
00:47:52It says, Three Disabled Men Looking for Three Outgoing Women.
00:47:59Disabled, not desirable.
00:48:02Don't you dare say they're the same thing!
00:48:04There's a name for people like you.
00:48:05Allie, how could you do this to us?
00:48:08Are you questioning my intelligence?
00:48:11Someone needs to question your intelligence.
00:48:13Really.
00:48:14Disabled, desirable, potato, pototo.
00:48:17Anyone could have made that mistake.
00:48:21Allie!
00:48:22Hey! We're being rude.
00:48:25We need to go out there and have a good time.
00:48:28Thing is, I don't know when she's being serious.
00:48:37Okay, so, where ever are we?
00:48:40Uh, Craig, I was just about to pick his date.
00:48:52What is this? Scratch and sniff?
00:48:55What is this? Scratch and sniff?
00:49:08What is this? Scratch and sniff?
00:49:11Yeah.
00:49:12It's one down, two to go.
00:49:14Joe, have at him.
00:49:15It's Blake.
00:49:17It ain't a bitty bitty moe who's coming with big Joe.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:23He talks.
00:49:23He can't see.
00:49:25You see, you got a little chip on your shoulder.
00:49:30Your shoulder's a little rod for me.
00:49:33Are you a dude?
00:49:35What?
00:49:35A dude with soft-serve implants.
00:49:38Well, I'm all over it.
00:49:40Freeze!
00:49:41I'm not a guy.
00:49:42May I?
00:49:43Sure, why not?
00:49:48Bingo!
00:49:49Found her!
00:49:59All right, that just leaves you and me.
00:50:01Ha.
00:50:01Ha.
00:50:02Ha.
00:50:09So, Nick, this might be a dumb question, but do you try with your feet?
00:50:14Dumb question.
00:50:16It might come as a surprise when I'm actually a paraplegic,
00:50:19which means I'm dead from the balls down.
00:50:22Oh, honey, I don't know gang signs that well.
00:50:26Craig, man, you know I don't understand what you're saying, man.
00:50:30Oh, he wants to know where we're going for our date.
00:50:32Ellie, did you map something out?
00:50:34No, I left it up to them.
00:50:39So, what's on the agenda?
00:50:41We're spontaneous.
00:50:46Ladies, don't be full of our blessings.
00:50:48We can do pretty much anything you can do.
00:50:50Just name it and we're there.
00:50:53Uh, I play sports.
00:50:55Not basketball.
00:50:57Not basketball.
00:51:01A game that requires hand-eye coordination and running across the court.
00:51:06Good choice.
00:51:22For sure, let's do veal!
00:51:26Rape get a horse.
00:51:30Let's go!
00:51:30Iron وتta nd?
00:51:35Good choice.
00:51:42So, Emma, are you enjoying your date?
00:51:45Well, I'm released, but I'm ready to call it off.
00:51:47This is the second date you haven't enjoyed.
00:51:50You're so stuck on Mr. Ivy League.
00:51:53Do you see the mess you fucked me up with?
00:52:02Ladies, let's get ready for people.
00:52:06Emma, can you help me put on my sneakers?
00:52:09Why me? Ask Brie.
00:52:11Because I smell you. You're closer.
00:52:22You need help, right?
00:52:24Unbelievable. You're all pervs.
00:52:27You're going to leave a blind man with a spin-by himself?
00:52:29This thing is so long.
00:52:30Craigie Pooch, are you ready to go?
00:52:36Ellie, you don't know sign language.
00:52:38You don't know what I know.
00:52:40Don't be jealous.
00:52:42Oh, my God.
00:52:43Oh, my God.
00:52:47Oh, I.
00:53:49Oh, you're a couple?
00:53:51No.
00:53:53Come on, just real quick.
00:53:54Over the park, through the woods.
00:53:56Nick, ride to the left of me, please.
00:53:59What?
00:54:00Not tall enough?
00:54:01Smart enough?
00:54:03Good looking enough?
00:54:05You know I'm 6'6 if I stand up, right?
00:54:07Don't let the optical illusion fool you.
00:54:09You're not 6'6.
00:54:11Joe, ain't I 6'6?
00:54:12Hell no, you ain't no 6'6.
00:54:15You're blind.
00:54:16Don't know nothing.
00:54:17Craig.
00:54:21See?
00:54:22Craig said I'm 6'6.
00:54:23Actually, Nick, he said you're like 5'8.
00:54:26We know you don't speak sign language.
00:54:28You don't know me.
00:54:30You don't know what I know.
00:54:34You're seriously taking a broadside right now.
00:54:36Nick, I got to do number two.
00:54:38Hurry, take me to the bathroom.
00:54:40I told you I don't help you with that stuff anymore.
00:54:42Come on, man.
00:54:43How much do you really need my help?
00:54:44Craig, take me to the bathroom.
00:54:49Yeah, he said he's not doing you any favors either.
00:54:50Okay.
00:54:51Okay, I'll find my own way to the bathroom.
00:54:54Joe, I can help you to the bathroom.
00:54:56There's some things a man got to do on his own.
00:55:00It's too early in the relationship for you to see how small his dick is.
00:55:03Nick, your peter's been limp for a very long time, so you don't want to mess with me.
00:55:08Hey, below the balls.
00:55:09Dead below the balls, okay?
00:55:11I'll find my own way to the bathroom.
00:55:21Hey, watch this.
00:55:22Who you talking to?
00:55:24Probably the person I'm looking at.
00:55:26You're a little smart ass, ain't you?
00:55:27Probably smarter than your mom.
00:55:29Why you can't even grab me?
00:55:31Oh, boy.
00:55:33Oh, boy.
00:55:34Got to get to the restroom.
00:55:35Take me to the bathroom.
00:55:37What you going to get me?
00:55:39You're unbelievable.
00:55:40Damn punk kid out here panhandling.
00:55:43Get you a quarter.
00:55:44I don't know how long you've been blind, but this is a new millennium.
00:55:48Can't even buy a breath of fresh air with a quarter.
00:55:51Okay.
00:55:52A dollar.
00:55:53Five dollars, you got a deal.
00:55:55Man, you a con artist.
00:55:57I ain't giving you no five dollars.
00:55:58That's half of my disability check.
00:56:00I ain't giving you directions to the bathroom.
00:56:01Move your taste of rainbow butt out of my way.
00:56:09Hey, Ari, Ari, I'll help you to the bathroom.
00:56:25Hey, I'll wait for you over here.
00:56:26Oh, thank you, little man.
00:56:28You ain't so bad, I'll draw.
00:56:32Oh, my God.
00:56:34Fuck.
00:56:35What kind of place is this?
00:56:38Run out of tissue.
00:56:41Find some tissue.
00:56:44Ah!
00:56:46Who is that?
00:56:47You have to be ashamed of yourself in the men's bathroom.
00:56:50The men's?
00:56:51This is a women's bathroom.
00:56:52I'm calling the whole league.
00:56:53Freak.
00:56:55All right, what's next on the agenda?
00:56:58Home.
00:56:59Come on, it's still early.
00:57:01Yeah, Emma.
00:57:02I feel like tossing back a few Jager shots.
00:57:06Let's hit the bazaar.
00:57:07No.
00:57:09You're becoming more and more of my ideal man.
00:57:12Are you aware that your man is a blind alcoholic?
00:57:14It's so funny.
00:57:16I forgot to piss my pants.
00:57:19I'm in hell.
00:57:23Craig, you too.
00:57:25I'm so glad I found you.
00:57:33Joe, you're so smooth.
00:57:36Are you sure you're blind?
00:57:38Is that...
00:57:39I'm just using my imagination.
00:57:41Thanks.
00:57:43Hey.
00:57:44Hey, buddy.
00:57:45Hey, get her whatever she wants.
00:57:47Sure thing.
00:57:48I already have what I want.
00:57:51Just get another martini.
00:57:52I'm made.
00:57:53I'm fine.
00:57:55What, are you too independent of a man buy you a drink?
00:57:57No.
00:57:58I just, uh, choose my drink buyers wisely.
00:58:02You choose your drink buyers wisely?
00:58:04Again, come on, now you're just being a bitch.
00:58:05Excuse me?
00:58:07Are you in death?
00:58:09You in death?
00:58:12This date is officially over.
00:58:15When did this date start?
00:58:17Nothing but Rude Fest this whole time.
00:58:19What, do you have a beef with handicapped people?
00:58:20No.
00:58:21No, I don't have a beef against handicapped people.
00:58:24Let me guess.
00:58:25Some of your best friends are handicapped.
00:58:27Yeah, I know people who are handicapped.
00:58:30You know, some people are just luckier than others.
00:58:34And right now, I feel like the lucky one.
00:58:40Who are you?
00:58:42What's wrong with the bartender now?
00:58:43What, you need a timeout?
00:58:45You know what?
00:58:45I'm done.
00:58:46I'm really done.
00:58:48And the only reason I didn't cancel this date earlier was because he felt sorry for you.
00:58:53Sorry for me?
00:58:55You're the one who needs a pity party.
00:58:56I can park wherever I want.
00:58:57I need a cab.
00:59:02What's that if I finish that right?
00:59:07Is Emma leaving?
00:59:11God, she's ruining my date.
00:59:30Why are you looking at me like that?
00:59:32Like what?
00:59:35That.
00:59:38Because, Emma, you were super mean to Nick.
00:59:41He did nothing wrong to you.
00:59:42Nick is like a living pagan creature.
00:59:45He's evil.
00:59:46He is not.
00:59:48I dealt with it.
00:59:50Not you.
00:59:51You know what, Emma?
00:59:52I'm really disappointed in you.
00:59:54You ruined a perfectly good date.
00:59:56Perfect for who?
00:59:58My perfect date was ruined two nights ago by you.
01:00:01The only reason why I didn't cancel the date yesterday was because I felt sorry.
01:00:05You call the guy with the ivies perfects?
01:00:08Give me a break.
01:00:09My date was good.
01:00:11I liked my date.
01:00:12Emma, you ruin everything.
01:00:15I do not.
01:00:16You ruined my date the Speedo barbecue date.
01:00:20I don't like guys who pump iron 22 hours of the day.
01:00:23And I don't like guys who are cocky and annoying like Nick.
01:00:27You know what I think?
01:00:29I think you're selfish.
01:00:32I've never thought of you that way before.
01:00:36We all canceled one of the dates.
01:00:38I didn't.
01:00:42Well, the rules were put in place for reasons like this.
01:00:46You know what?
01:00:47Maybe this whole finding eternal love thing is just...
01:00:50Yes.
01:00:52Maybe.
01:00:56All I want is to love and for him to love me back.
01:01:01Go.
01:01:15Let's say he goes to the man.
01:01:19You know what, he said.
01:01:24I will be like,
01:01:24don't you?
01:01:35whoever said there's true love lied at least i don't fit into the category of finding true love
01:01:45why am i so unlucky in love i've prayed for love i've begged
01:01:55i even get excited over fortune cookies about love but nothing ever falls into perspective for me in
01:02:05that four-letter word my two best friends on this earth don't even understand the passion i have
01:02:12about being in love i guess it's not for everyone
01:02:27it breaks my heart to see i'ma so depressed
01:02:30i wish things would turn out differently in her love life
01:02:38i don't know why she attracts guys who seem to be perfect but end up being so far from
01:02:47she's a good catch she's absolutely cute as a bunny smart funny there's a ton about all the people in
01:03:05i totally feel like bri and i should do something about this i can't stand to see her so down
01:03:12and out
01:03:12she loves so hard when things don't work out the heartbreak is pure pain i mean she's been this way
01:03:22since we were young i remember her getting so disappointed when little bobby didn't show her
01:03:29the same affection she showed him we have to break this heartbreak cycle
01:03:52cheer up gloomy guys it's a beautiful day
01:03:57emma i wish you didn't feel so down you're gonna find the right one
01:04:03yeah emma we all have different tastes in men perfect fit for one is in a perfect fit for all
01:04:10each found men that we like so yes what honey bun
01:04:15don't call me that
01:04:22you're lucky day oh my god
01:04:25come on hi
01:04:27hey
01:04:28how are you hi
01:04:31oh
01:04:33i missed you
01:04:34i just i missed you too
01:04:41you lost this
01:04:47how did you where did you how did you i guess you really are lucky
01:04:52yes
01:05:01oh my god
01:05:05will you marry me
01:05:08yes
01:05:08yes
01:05:09i will
01:05:11yes
01:05:11i think it's a little wedding
01:05:14please
01:05:20well
01:05:22look who may be lucky in love after all
01:05:27when you set out to find the perfect one for you and
01:05:30not the perfect one for all
01:05:34i guess you do stand a chance of finding true bliss
01:05:38or
01:05:40maybe it was just
01:05:42our luck
01:06:02i just can't get over what a hopeless romantic my best friend is
01:06:09i love that amount of love
01:06:13i'm so glad happily ever after worked out for her
01:06:20i didn't do so bad either
01:06:24i gotta find manning what doors me
01:06:32it doesn't get any better than that
01:06:38i can't believe after all the strikeouts in love emma finally jumped the broom
01:06:52i love it she is so happy
01:07:02it makes my heart smile
01:07:09and i was able to get a keeper out of the deal
01:07:21i think the luck and love thing is threefold
01:07:44everybody say joy
01:07:55joy
01:07:56joy
01:07:58joy
01:08:12everybody say joy
01:08:14joy
01:08:16ah
01:08:17it looks like the fortune was just the luck emma needed
01:08:21look at them all
01:08:23they're all so happy
01:08:24they're all so lucky
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01:08:34ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:08:35ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:08:40ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:08:41ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
01:08:41ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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