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Campaigning For Love
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00:00:08Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate?
00:00:14He's so hot. I want him to campaign all over me.
00:00:18Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:21I should be sick. I'm sorry.
00:00:30It's my pleasure, Mr. Stinnett. Congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:38Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:43Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:45Well, are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:57Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:10Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:15What are you talking about?
00:01:16Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:24Oh, baby. Please don't worry. I'll be in our room soon.
00:01:29Who the hell are you? Get away from me.
00:01:32Fuck out of my way.
00:01:57Hey, new intern. Are you serious?
00:02:00This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:02:04The side door is for the help.
00:02:06Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:02:09Get out and go through the back.
00:02:12I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
00:02:17Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:02:23I don't know how. She doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:02:27How garnished. This is a Senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office.
00:02:31You don't need a corn grower.
00:02:33Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:02:41Excuse me.
00:02:42We grow brussel sprouts, not corn.
00:02:46And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:02:50Excuse me, intern.
00:02:52Not another word. Get lost.
00:03:02You've ruined my mink. Are you drunk?
00:03:05Oh, my God. On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:03:10You clumsy hick.
00:03:12You will not keep your job after this.
00:03:14I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. I really want to work on this campaign.
00:03:18I'll fix it. I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:03:21Well, what are you waiting for?
00:03:23You dumb hick.
00:03:25This is all your fault.
00:03:27Don't worry. There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:03:30Stay out of this, maid.
00:03:32Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:03:40Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:03:42You heard what she said. If I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:03:46I put you into room 2809. It's empty. Go up there. You'll be alone.
00:03:51You're a lifesaver. I'm Sarah.
00:03:53Us working-class girls gotta stick together. Right? I'm Stephanie.
00:03:57You're right.
00:03:59Oh, God. I had a really tough day.
00:04:01It's okay. These rich people are ridiculous. Don't blame yourself.
00:04:06That's why I'm interning on this campaign. To stand up for people like us.
00:04:11I just wish I fit in better.
00:04:13Amen, girl.
00:04:15And...
00:04:17Look at you.
00:04:20You look like you fit right in.
00:04:26Hi. I'm a wealthy socialite. I eat caviar, not Doritos. I totally belong here.
00:04:32Hey, I gotta run.
00:04:34But this key works for the elevator, and it gets you into room 2809.
00:04:38Call me if you need me.
00:04:40Good luck.
00:04:41Thanks again.
00:04:42See you later.
00:04:59Is somebody here?
00:05:02Is somebody in there?
00:05:11Oh, sorry.
00:05:12Oh, my God. He's so hot.
00:05:21Are you okay?
00:05:23Are you okay?
00:05:26Oh, my God.
00:05:29Oh, my God.
00:05:41Oh, my God.
00:05:45Oh, my God.
00:05:47Oh, my God.
00:05:47Oh, my God.
00:05:48Oh, my God.
00:05:50Oh, my God.
00:05:51Oh, my God.
00:05:52Oh, my God.
00:05:53Oh, my God.
00:05:54Oh, my God.
00:06:10So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
00:06:13He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
00:06:15I...
00:06:15You goddamn worthless woman!
00:06:18I hired you to drug him and to film a scandalous sex tape.
00:06:26And you returned empty fucking-handed!
00:06:30Sir, I think I have something.
00:06:33Well then show me, you idiot!
00:06:38This might just be enough to bring my election opponent down.
00:06:55I can't believe we...
00:06:56I slept with a hot stranger!
00:07:01I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
00:07:29Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
00:07:32If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
00:07:34No, I did fix it.
00:07:36It's right here.
00:07:38It doesn't matter.
00:07:40You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
00:07:43A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so...
00:07:48Today's your last day.
00:07:49Little trash girl.
00:07:51No, Rebecca, please.
00:07:52I really want this job.
00:07:57Candidate Stenner is running a little late, which isn't like him.
00:08:01But he'll be here soon, so be ready.
00:08:04He's never late.
00:08:06I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
00:08:09He wouldn't.
00:08:10He'll be my man sooner or later.
00:08:12Stop gossiping.
00:08:13Mr. Stenner is a candidate of the United States Senate.
00:08:16Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
00:08:20No.
00:08:46Let's go.
00:08:48What?
00:08:48MUSIC
00:08:53you gotta be kidding me the man i slept with is the candidate hello miss thank god he didn't
00:09:00recognize me i fucked up if anyone finds out i slept with him it'll be a scandal have we met
00:09:11miss absolutely never sarah's a new intern from some farmland i don't think she's cut out for this
00:09:23something's familiar about her oh my god he recognizes me i'm in so much trouble sir i
00:09:29think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough
00:09:33glad to have you on my team sarah thank god he didn't recognize me
00:09:41he's way out of your league farm girl stay away from him he'd never go for a poor farm girl
00:09:47like you so
00:09:48don't even think about it hey something happened last night
00:09:54emergency meeting let's go no intern's allowed get me a coffee with non-fat
00:10:01dairy-free oat-free oat milk sir what happened you disappeared from the fundraiser last night
00:10:11it's hazy but i think some of the events slipped something in my drink
00:10:16it's foggy but i spent the night with a woman who
00:10:20you slept with someone and she drugged you she was it was a setup
00:10:26oh god a sex scandal will sink this campaign the slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by
00:10:33the
00:10:33senator are you okay
00:10:42no no i don't remember much but the girl i was with last night isn't like that she's a good
00:10:47person
00:10:49you're being naive okay this is dirty politics your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you
00:10:56she's not like that no one's gonna find out there will be no scandal
00:11:06no one will find out senator hessler is about to do a press conference attacking you
00:11:16i will protect your second amendment right just have your coffee you get a bazooka you get a bazooka
00:11:23you get a bazooka it's your god-given right and us men we know how to safely handle firearms oh
00:11:33shit gotcha i did that on purpose where was i oh my opponent christopher stenton laid with a
00:11:45prostitute last night what i'm not a prostitute this indecent immoral and pre-maritable sex
00:11:55will have him burn in hell for all eternity he's lying i didn't sleep with a prostitute
00:12:01he has no proof i have proof that my opponent christopher stent slept with the hooker last night
00:12:11oh no he got a photo of us in bed he has a photo we're doomed
00:12:22oh no he got a photo of us in bed
00:12:27oh god you useless intern i'm so sorry i'll clean that up and i have proof that my opponent
00:12:36christopher stenton slept with the prostitute last night
00:12:44thank goodness that isn't a photo of me wait a second that is not the woman i slept with last
00:12:49night she was
00:12:50much more beautiful that stupid farm girl smirk off your face i'm sorry i'll get out
00:12:59sir this is bad it doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with the prostitute or whoever she was
00:13:04if we can't prove it wasn't a fake then it'll sink and ruin the campaign
00:13:11wait the girl last night gave me her phone number
00:13:28the annoying farm girl intern she's your one night stand please no you can't sleep with your intern it'll
00:13:36be a massive scandal no sorry it's just my mom calling i knew it the boss would never be with
00:13:42someone as lonely as you get out intern you don't belong in this high level meeting anyway
00:13:49hi mom one second
00:13:54damn she didn't pick up good don't talk to her
00:13:59your one night stand was probably a spy sent by senator hustler to entrap you
00:14:04sir the center is all over tv spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute
00:14:08and they'll believe him and we'll lose this election okay unless we can prove it's a lie
00:14:14how can i if the girl i was really with won't answer my calls
00:14:19wait there must be security camera footage proving that i didn't go in the room with that prostitute
00:14:26yes of course we'll get that hotel security camera footage asap
00:14:38we'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute and maybe we'll see the woman i was
00:14:42really with last night too you're on your phone again go get me a muffin cinnamon raisin no raisins
00:14:56and make sure it's gluten-free i was just calling in your order no actually
00:15:04stephanie this is um sarah we met remember you what's up girl
00:15:09um is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from
00:15:15floor 28 and delete it where's my muffin intern i'm still placing the order
00:15:22delete the footage may i ask why i know it's a lot to ask um i'll explain later but it's
00:15:27an
00:15:27emergency us working class girls gotta look out for each other right staff in the security room is my
00:15:32friend i got it thank you thank you thank you my people are arriving at the hotel we'll have that
00:15:38footage in no time
00:15:40come on stephanie delete that footage fast or i'm in trouble
00:15:47hey sarah right sorry i haven't had a chance to get to talk to you
00:15:50it's been a crazy day no it's okay i swear it's not usually like this but i would love to
00:15:57hear your
00:15:57position on my campaign platform don't waste your time talking to an unqualified corn growing intern
00:16:03who doesn't know the first thing about politics senator hustler's all about the politics of anger but
00:16:08topher isn't he doesn't name call or put people down so you shouldn't either and for the last time my
00:16:13family grows brussels sprouts bravo bravo that's the right attitude think about learning some tips from
00:16:22her she's a lot smarter than you gave her credit for what but she's
00:16:30i would love to get to know you sir our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage
00:16:42don't worry sir we're gonna figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage any second now go ahead
00:16:50what the footage was deleted with the footage gone no one will find out we slept together not even
00:16:57him i'm in the clear i'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies sir speaking of me
00:17:07have you decided who you want to be your assistant god he's so hot but i need to keep my
00:17:14distance and
00:17:15make sure nothing else happens between us no sir she's unqualified she doesn't know anything about
00:17:26politics she's nobody this is her last day actually she's exactly what i need oh no not me for my
00:17:38new
00:17:38assistant sarah be ready we're gonna be spending a lot more time together
00:17:44so much for staying away from him you little hick
00:17:51how did you get him to promote you over me
00:17:57the candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week policy positions memorize all there's a false
00:18:03rumor going around that the candidates slept with a prostitute if anyone finds out that he is intimate
00:18:09with an intern it's game over for all of us so keep it professional i believe in this campaign
00:18:16i won't jeopardize it that's why i stole the footage because you accidentally slept with your senate
00:18:23candidate boss i didn't know that it was him and he thought i was just some rich snob lady oh
00:18:29my god
00:18:30you like him i get it he's freaking hot and successful i know but he doesn't know that it was
00:18:39me
00:18:40and if word ever got out that he slept with his own don't worry the footage is gone and your
00:18:46hot little
00:18:46secret's safe crisis averted my opponent christopher standing is a lying scandal in this election i will prove it
00:18:57vote for me what the hell is he talking about he's just making up this story about the candidate sitting
00:19:03with a hooker last night what he called you a hooker no not me but he has this photo of
00:19:10a woman in a red
00:19:12dress leaning on topher and it's all a lie he's just framing him i actually saw your boss last night
00:19:19with
00:19:19a woman in a red dress what i was there and he definitely didn't take that woman to his room
00:19:26you were the only one stop i will after you give me all the dirty little details
00:19:41just avoid being alone with topher he's in his office go on in oh no i don't want to interrupt
00:19:56morning sir your coffee sarah please call me topher
00:20:04ah just what i needed well i want to give you what you need it's my job as your assistant
00:20:13may i say you're excelling at it
00:20:17seem nervous i'm not that scary am i no i um senator hustler is just saying you were
00:20:26with the hooker it's a lie it's so frustrating that's what my opponent does he lies but do you
00:20:36know why we're gonna win because we have the truth on our side don't we say the prostitute story won't
00:20:43hold up because it isn't true so all we have to do is just smile take your breath
00:20:52it's okay perfect just like that
00:21:02what are you doing here farm girl the hooker story isn't going away senator hustler is about to give a
00:21:09press conference attacking you but there's no proof politics isn't about proof intern it's about
00:21:13stories okay and senator's telling a pretty juicy one whoever deleted that security camera footage
00:21:20really screwed us the senator is lying let's go confront him i'll do it myself no sir it's
00:21:28politically dangerous i'm not worried let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense
00:21:34story behind us and put this nonsense story behind us yeah make the bully say his lies right to your
00:21:42face let the adults take it from here for a girl i'll let you know if the candidate needs another
00:21:48coffee
00:21:48wait sir we gotta go now i think sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp i'm not forgetting about her
00:21:56come on come on i want you with me
00:22:07stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted he slept with a hooker
00:22:22excuse me senator if you're gonna lie about me say it to my face oh the immoral man who slept
00:22:31with
00:22:31hookers has arrived i did no such thing the photo in the elevator is not proof senator
00:22:37i don't think you should mention proof because it's show time bring in the hooker
00:22:45you screwed up this horned dog christopher stinnett pays yours truly for sex
00:22:54that door she's lying i didn't sleep with her i was with someone else well we can't prove it
00:23:02damn it i deleted the footage that would prove it i gotta do something where's the girl you actually
00:23:07slept with when you need her would you excuse me for a minute get out intern let the grown-ups
00:23:13work
00:23:16christopher what do you have to say now you shameless sex creep she didn't sleep with me
00:23:22she drugged me that's a lie you were sober didn't even need viagra baby
00:23:31likely stories stinnett admit it admit you paid for sex i don't lie to the public unlike you senator i'm
00:23:41honest oh baby i know you can't forget all the nasty things you did in bed boy you better say
00:23:49what little
00:23:50dignity you have left and drop out of the race i'm fighting for working people i'm not giving up
00:23:57especially not because of a lie
00:24:06i don't know you stop oh come on you know me i like that big booty last night slap it
00:24:13again
00:24:15absolutely not it's a lie oh we can see it all now topha you have been exposed as a dnc
00:24:23dirty sex creep now drop out of the race now not so fast
00:24:36it's you who the hell are you you didn't sleep with him last night i did and i can prove
00:24:50it
00:24:55who the hell are you blondie you're lying are you sure about that who the hell is this
00:25:03get her out of here this is my event no i know her she works at the hotel she saw
00:25:10everything that's right
00:25:11i was on duty that night and i saw that woman try to seduce mr stinnett in the hallway but
00:25:17she failed
00:25:19he pushed her off and went into his room and she headed to the elevator
00:25:22stinnett how much did you pay so random made to testify for you
00:25:28i told the truth and your photos can prove i was there
00:25:35look there i am in your photos drugging a man is a felony
00:25:40so the question is why did you do it and why are you lying about sleeping with him
00:25:46uh this wasn't part of the deal shut up candy gee senator for such a moral family values man
00:25:55why are you on a first name basis with a sex worker
00:26:01screw you i'm out of here get your ass back
00:26:10is it true mr stinnett you spent the night with this woman you slept with a random stranger
00:26:14i can't let his campaign fail because of me i have to do something
00:26:19i want to help you save your campaign but i need you to trust me
00:26:23okay
00:26:32random stranger well i'm hardly a stranger to tophar
00:26:36my name is beth i'm his fiancee
00:26:41my name is beth i'm his fiancee
00:26:47beth who are you where where are you from what's your last name beth is a wealthy heiress
00:26:52she's a private person i'm running it for office not her thank you all
00:27:04hell yes we just dodged a scan thanks to her beth you saved mine where the hell is sarah
00:27:10if that intern abandoned her post again we need to finally fire you're engaged now as beth
00:27:17i didn't know what to do i didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed
00:27:22i mean that was terrifying i can't do it again i thought my heart was going to explode but it's
00:27:27sexy and don't worry the election's in a week you won't have to do it again you're fine you snuck
00:27:33off to be with a filthy hotel maze filthy hotel may just saved your boss's ass bitch
00:27:40there you are did you see it i did see it sir it was great no you didn't you weren't
00:27:46even there
00:27:46you're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring beth in the hotel maid to fix it
00:27:54tophar just fire her already what no why would he fire me i'm the one who set it up i
00:27:59called beth
00:28:00i mean i didn't i i actually didn't sarah if you're the one who called beth you just saved my
00:28:07ass
00:28:08what sarah's lying she she didn't no i did i did it to help mr stinnett to help tophar
00:28:16she just brought my campaign back from the dead
00:28:28i had it all planned we'd catch did it with the hooker i hired and that damn rich
00:28:38blonde bitch ruined it oh robbie loves that i want her investigated and deep fucking destroyed that's
00:28:48sir i can't find any information on her it's like beth just she just doesn't exist that's not
00:28:54impossible she yeah you're right bobby boy she doesn't exist danny tell him the good news
00:29:05we're back in a close race and if we keep fighting and avoid scandals we can win this election
00:29:11and and it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancee beth we all owe a huge thanks
00:29:18to the best campaign intern and assistant i could have ever asked for when this campaign ship was
00:29:24sinking you helped to keep afloat it was nothing really sarah saved us all i need to get him we
00:29:32to turn him against the farm bitch all right everyone back to work topher sir can i talk to
00:29:40you for a second really sarah you saved me and i'll never forget it i want to personally thank you
00:29:48topher senator hesler is claiming that your fiancee beth is some actress that you hired
00:29:55he's saying that it's all just a giant lie we have to get beth in a public interview damn
00:30:01beth is a mysterious woman i don't know if she'll want to go out publicly but i'll call her and
00:30:06give her a
00:30:14she's not picking up sarah you've tried to get beth before can you try to call her again sarah
00:30:23please call her right now no i can't pretend to be beth again it's too risky i'll do my best
00:30:28she's useless i told you she doesn't even know beth no time topher we need to get beth involved
00:30:35publicly asap give us beth's number we'll track her location drag her ass here no i'm not gonna
00:30:44treat beth like that i'm here to protect her even if it hurts my campaign it won't just hurt our
00:30:49campaign it'll destroy this isn't your campaign rebecca it's mine and you work for me
00:31:07what are you smiling at farm girl i'm smiling because topher put your ego in its place you bitch
00:31:16i don't know how but i know that the scandal with beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault my
00:31:23fault i'm the one who called beth to the event and saved us you're such a liar beth is a
00:31:29beautiful
00:31:30classy rich woman you are a poor dirty farm girl you don't know beth and when the candidate finds out
00:31:42that you lied about it i'll make sure he fires you
00:31:49it can't be beth in public it's too risky but what if topher loses the campaign i cannot ruin his
00:31:57career
00:31:59the center is telling the media that that isn't real we need her she didn't pick up the phone
00:32:05sarah where's sarah she said she could contact beth as if
00:32:12think about it how does a poor intern who just arrived off busman cornfield know a beautiful wealthy
00:32:19city heiress i wonder that too if she can't get beth to come today fire her for lying i'll fire
00:32:27if she
00:32:27lie to us beth hi i'm rebecca it's so great to meet you may i call you beth tofer i
00:32:42wasn't sure if
00:32:43i should come but sarah convinced me to i knew sarah would come through tofer i hope you understand why
00:32:50i've been distant you're running a campaign and i'm a private person i don't want you to do anything
00:32:55you're uncomfortable with we need her the center is telling the world that she doesn't exist
00:33:01unless you do a joint tv interview the scandal will ruin our campaign you need me
00:33:08on live tv i can't do it i won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of
00:33:13the camera
00:33:14it would be a disaster it's your choice this is all sarah's fault by the way where is that dirty
00:33:22farm
00:33:23girl she's late screw it i have to fire her enough rebecca i don't like the way you talk about
00:33:31sarah
00:33:32she may just be a working class girl from a farm but she's a hard worker not some worthless nepo
00:33:38baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like excuse me you heard what i said back off
00:33:45and that's a good lesson for rebecca to learn i'm sorry to ask but i need you tofer if it
00:33:55helps
00:33:55your candidacy i will do the interview yeah i'll script the whole thing tell you exactly what to
00:34:00say on tv this interview will save my campaign or if i don't handle it perfectly i'll be exposed and
00:34:07you'll lose the election in a landslide well i've got a meeting scheduled so i must go but see you
00:34:13then see where is she always running off to okay i have all our lines memorized me too i mean
00:34:24i helped
00:34:24beth memorize everything good but with the interview soon where's beth mr stennett is your fiance here yet
00:34:31we're live in five minutes any second now i'm gonna go to the bathroom not so fast phone girl did
00:34:41you gossip about me with beth you shameless you're trying to sabotage me with the candidate no rebecca
00:34:48i don't have time to argue with you i just need to use the ladies hold it in this isn't
00:34:54your corn farm
00:34:54you can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it you're not going anywhere we're live in
00:35:00four
00:35:00minutes if beth isn't here by then i'm reporting that your fiance ditched you you'll take the blame farm
00:35:06girl if beth doesn't show it's your fault mr stennett where is beth
00:35:18you're not going anywhere if beth doesn't show up for the interview you're gonna be here to take
00:35:24the blame you can't sneak away this time becca beth texted me and told me i'll
00:35:30mean you are to her and sarah what beth said that she isn't even here you see sarah is ignorant
00:35:38and dumb sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful and she deserves to be here just like
00:35:46anyone else beautiful go fix your attitude rebecca thank you tophar i mean sir
00:35:58do you really think i'm beautiful i should have said that but yes i do think you're beautiful
00:36:04i barely know beth posing as my fiancee was just to avoid a scandal honestly i'd much rather be on
00:36:11interview stage with you by my side not her tophar i know we have to worry about the election for
00:36:20one
00:36:20more week i'll pretend to be with beth after that all bets are off three minutes to air where's beth
00:36:28i'll go get her my name is beth and tophar and i started dating five months ago
00:36:43just breathe if i can herd cattle i can manage a simple tv interview one minute left
00:37:01come on beth let's go introduce the world on tv
00:37:10my campaign manager told me exactly what to say this will be a breeze
00:37:18we meet the mysterious beth fiance of senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor christopher
00:37:25stinnett tell us beth how did you two meet okay just have to repeat the lines the campaign script
00:37:32for us well it's been a whirlwind we started dating about five months ago we met at a political event
00:37:39that bar girl bitch intern sarah disappeared again quiet tophar and beth are doing great
00:37:44sarah's the one who got beth here beyond politics what do you love about beth as a person
00:37:51shit i forgot to write an answer to that question come on tophar
00:37:56shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancee what do you love about beth
00:38:03shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiancee
00:38:06what do you love about beth my fiancee is so modest we're not used to being in public together
00:38:13you can answer i won't be embarrassed i don't know anything about beth i need to think about
00:38:19someone i know and have actual feelings for where's sarah there mr stinnett
00:38:27what do i love about her she has an upbeat and optimistic personality
00:38:33she's charming and funny but passionate about the things we both care about she's beautiful
00:38:41and humble sarah is talking about me sarah the real me
00:38:46sarah oh did i say sarah sarah is my middle name that's right beth sarah of course i was talking
00:38:54about beth my fiancee well same question for you beth we know christopher the politician
00:39:01tell us what you love about the man we know christopher the politician tell us what you love about
00:39:10the man beth is a private person i don't want to put her on the spot well this is a
00:39:14public tv
00:39:15interview it's expected that she'll talk about your relationship no i don't think she has to i don't
00:39:20mind what do i love about topher there's something special about him yes he is successful and
00:39:32handsome powerful but unlike other men like that he's also kind he has a big heart
00:39:42he sees people for who they are regardless of wealth or status he respects and listens to everyone
00:39:52even his interns he makes them feel good we have a surprise mr senate's opponent in this election
00:40:01senator hesler has called into our program senator welcome this is an interview between myself and my
00:40:08fiance we didn't discuss having my opponent what's the matter boy on afraid to speak to me in front of
00:40:14the voters
00:40:17no of course not welcome senator hesler do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancee beth
00:40:25i do it's funny beth claims to be an heir as a political donor but i've been in politics a
00:40:31long
00:40:31time and neither i nor anyone i know has ever heard of her she's a private person senator
00:40:38i want the opportunity to meet her in person politics can be so messy but let's have a night
00:40:45where indians there is a non-partisan charity fundraiser tomorrow night i'll be there bring your
00:40:53fiancee beth along i've never been to a black tie event before the senator will expose me unless you're
00:40:59afraid to be together in public of course not beth will join me absolutely
00:41:18how am i gonna pull this off i have never been to a black tie event it'll be fun the
00:41:24booze is free
00:41:25i'm excited to go out with him but not as beth i won't know how to act i mean do
00:41:30i put my pinky
00:41:31out when i'm sipping champagne only if you're the queen of england or something you will be fine
00:41:37what are you so worried about i just don't want to hurt topher or his campaign wow you've got a
00:41:43bad
00:41:44form huh a knight on the arm of your handsome crush and you get to dress up and eat caviar
00:41:51and finally
00:41:52see how the other half lives i'm jealous you're gonna need a fancy dress
00:42:00are you serious good thing i swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel
00:42:04well a rich guest left it i got you covered
00:42:21i got the one topher darling another glass of champagne yes girl make him work for it
00:42:28don't you think you like it like it he'll be drooling
00:42:33sarah it's me topher i know it's late but i need to see you he's here to see me
00:42:39but he can't see me like this
00:42:42sarah the most eligible bachelor in the state is outside your door looking for you
00:42:48okay tober hold on please you can't see me as beth so i just need you to go distract him
00:42:57i brought you something i'll just leave it outside for you here
00:43:03i'll see you tomorrow sarah just one second oh what has gone into you i'm in but distract him okay
00:43:15sarah oh hi uh you're from the hotel stephanie right yes yes sarah will be out in a second
00:43:22i was just leaving have fun you two
00:43:30what was that is everything okay
00:43:36wow i told you i'd be done in a second
00:43:39i heard a crash i thought you might be hurt
00:43:44what are you doing here i uh i could make something up and say i needed help with a draft
00:43:51of my speech but i don't i came here to see you i'm very thankful for all the help you've
00:43:59done with my
00:44:00campaign beth wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her you were pretty convincing
00:44:05all on your own i wish i could say what i came here to say but i have a fake
00:44:10fiance and after the
00:44:13election when there's no worries about scandal let's revisit this conversation
00:44:21good luck at the event tomorrow i won't need luck if you're there
00:44:27it's a black tie i thought you might need something to wear
00:44:37tofer this is gorgeous
00:44:40but i shouldn't be there as your intern you're my assistant
00:44:45i need you there with me i want to thank you and beth together good night sarah
00:44:55and beth in the same room
00:45:02okay piece of cake just have to be two people in the same place tonight sarah the campaign
00:45:08intern and beth the heiress fiancee dumb hick where were you when they did the interview yesterday
00:45:14you snuck away again i don't know what you're talking about rebecca but didn't the candidate talk
00:45:20to you about being nicer to me nice how the hell am i supposed to be nice to a poor
00:45:25farm girl
00:45:26look at this knockoff dress let me see this cheap it isn't cheap so don't touch it too poor to
00:45:33remove
00:45:34the price tag how the hell did you afford a designer dress we are days out from an election and
00:45:41you're
00:45:41stealing if anyone finds out it'll be a scandal i didn't steal it it was a gift ha ha from
00:45:48who special
00:45:49man in my life what do you think you're cinderella get lost intern he's coming over to talk to
00:45:56me about how hot i look looking very handsome tonight sir should we get a drink and do some political
00:46:04strategizing wow sarah you look beautiful excuse me she stole that dress she stole that dress
00:46:16it's not stealing if it's a gift what who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer am
00:46:26i not
00:46:27my right mind i bought it for sarah what
00:46:42looky looky the sex creep candidate flirting with the poor young intern behind his fiance's back
00:46:52and speaking of your fiance i'm gonna go change into bath tophar just hang on your concern for my
00:47:00personal life is touching senator my fiance will be right here isn't that right
00:47:08mr cynic where's your lovely fiance yes and when exactly are you going to be marrying that pretty girl
00:47:14yeah tophar where is she your woman isn't here in five seconds you will be destroyed i'm telling you
00:47:33darling is this cranky old man bothering you only a little darling fiance shall we sit for dinner
00:47:47i have been dying to meet you beth i think you're a fraud and i'm gonna be watching you all
00:47:58night long
00:47:59like a hawk oh shit what am i supposed to do during a five course meal why are there so
00:48:05many forks and
00:48:06spoons ladies and gentlemen as your senator i am proud to be raising money for
00:48:14for my bobby boy on the family community council yes family values which my opponent stennett has none
00:48:24of first the prostitute and then a sudden fiance we know nothing about senator this isn't a political
00:48:34event it's charity leave the nasty politics aside for the night
00:48:41i'm sorry i'm sorry i have to sleep with him tonight it's okay just pluck my nose when i'm around
00:48:48smart his odor's legendary
00:48:54beth you're an heiress and a political donor
00:49:01funny politics is such a small world after all and i have never seen or heard of you until now
00:49:09it's funny i hadn't heard of you either until you started attacking the rights of women and working
00:49:16people a wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette ha
00:49:24beth are you all right of course she knows
00:49:29what's the fork don't coach her stennett our rich heiress who doesn't know
00:49:35which is the salad fork what else are you hiding senator these elitist banquets are a little
00:49:43pretentious i may be rich but in my heart i'm working class the kind of people who don't give a
00:49:51damn much
00:49:51fork to use
00:49:54like christopher
00:49:56i support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people not the elites like you are senator
00:50:04heiress nice try girl my name is beth not girl i'm an independent woman who thinks for myself
00:50:11the kind of women you fear because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office
00:50:17this election. Damn, Beth. Well played. This is outrageous. This is a charity event. This
00:50:25is not a woman's right, feminist, Nazi gathering. If you're so rich, where did you get your
00:50:33money? I want to see your taxes. I want to see your birth certificate. And I demand to
00:50:39know anything. Lady! Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator. Come on, my lady. Let's dance.
00:50:53Sorry. I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it. It's okay. I'm having fun
00:51:01with
00:51:01you. Is something wrong? I'm sorry, Beth. I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake
00:51:13fiance in order to save my campaign, but I had my heart set on someone else. Someone
00:51:18I have really real feelings for. Maybe even love. Who is it? I shouldn't act on it because
00:51:25it would be a scandal. A senator in press would devour me because she's my intern.
00:51:31I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah. Really? Oh my god, he loves me. What? Should
00:51:44I tell him I feel the same way? Well, I know Sarah. And I'm certain that she feels the same
00:51:52about you. Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard. Do you know where Sarah is? I need
00:51:57to talk to her. I want to talk to you. Um, she wants to talk to you, too. She'll meet
00:52:05you in your office after this event. Perfect. Thank you, Beth.
00:52:12I'm sorry. He loves me. He loves me. But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending
00:52:26to be Beth? Will he hate me for it? Sarah. I need to see you. Me too. Topher, I need
00:52:35to
00:52:35tell you something. It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time,
00:52:41but... Not now, guys. Yes, now. The intern can wait. Uh, what is the intern doing here? Lonely
00:52:46with you? Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak. Just give us a few minutes. This
00:52:50is important. A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some barm girl intern about.
00:52:55You're rising fast in the polls and it's days before the election. You're tied with Senator
00:52:59Hessler. It's all thanks to your relationship with Beth. People love her. She's our secret weapon.
00:53:06Seriously? People love me, but not the real me. The rich blonde I've been pretending to
00:53:11be. Politics is so ridiculous. I see. It's good news. Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:53:18No time. We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:53:23That's... Wait! We're not doing any press conferences. I'll have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:53:28Now. Jesus, get your priorities straight. What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:53:42Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:53:45Too, Topher.
00:53:46I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but
00:53:48I need to tell you that I...
00:53:53Wait.
00:54:02You're Beth.
00:54:04It's you.
00:54:06It's you.
00:54:08You're Beth.
00:54:09Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:54:11Sarah.
00:54:12Beth.
00:54:13Whoever you are.
00:54:14Why?
00:54:15I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here. But I came here because
00:54:20of you. Because I believed in your campaign. You inspired me.
00:54:25That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:54:27I wasn't pretending. I was just having fun. I didn't know it was you that night. But then...
00:54:33Then we had that night together. A beautiful, magical night.
00:54:41Then I came to the office. And you walked in. And I knew that if anyone found out you weren't
00:54:48sleeping with your intern.
00:54:49It would ruin my campaign.
00:54:51I had to protect you, Topher.
00:54:54So I pretended to be Beth.
00:54:59Say something, Topher. Please.
00:55:02I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:55:06I can't. If anyone found out, Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you. It would ruin both of us.
00:55:13I'm willing to take that risk.
00:55:16But I can't.
00:55:18I believe in you.
00:55:20Your campaign is too important. I can't jeopardize it.
00:55:24But I love you.
00:55:27Now if he gets intimate with his assistant, it's game over for all of us.
00:55:32So keep it professional.
00:55:34Please.
00:55:36Don't.
00:55:41Hey, what's going on?
00:55:45The press is outside.
00:55:46They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:55:49Come on, the election's tied.
00:55:56What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:55:59It's nothing. It's none of your business.
00:56:04You're so important to him.
00:56:08This is his speech.
00:56:10Make yourself useful.
00:56:11And give it to him.
00:56:13Now.
00:56:16Hurry.
00:56:20Now you'll be fired.
00:56:23Hick.
00:56:32It's just your speech.
00:56:40Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:56:42I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:57:05You know.
00:57:07I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech.
00:57:10Like most politicians.
00:57:12But I'm a different candidate.
00:57:15So why don't we flip the script.
00:57:18You ask me any question.
00:57:19And I will answer.
00:57:22Any questions?
00:57:30This is a serious campaign to defeat an evil senator.
00:57:34But how am I supposed to win if my own staff is sabotaging me with a blank speech?
00:57:39Who gave him the speech?
00:57:42Who?
00:57:43Farm girl did it.
00:57:45I saw her give the speech to him.
00:57:47No, that's not true.
00:57:49So you didn't give him the papers.
00:57:50No.
00:57:51Yes.
00:57:51I did give him the papers.
00:57:53Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:57:55Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:57:58I didn't do this.
00:57:59But we have to fire her.
00:58:00That's right.
00:58:01Fire the incompetent.
00:58:04Wait.
00:58:06Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:58:10You pathetic lying hick.
00:58:12I'm not a liar.
00:58:14And stop calling me a hick.
00:58:16Enough.
00:58:18I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:58:22She's a good person.
00:58:23I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:58:24She gave you the papers.
00:58:26There's one easy way to prove this.
00:58:28Check the printer ID.
00:58:30See who printed out these pages.
00:58:32What?
00:58:32But Sarah did it.
00:58:34She did it.
00:58:35Case closed.
00:58:37The end.
00:58:38Fire her.
00:58:38Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:58:40Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:58:45No.
00:58:46I...
00:58:47It's not what it looks like.
00:58:48This is your final warning.
00:58:50You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:58:53Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:58:55And you're fired.
00:58:58I need to speak with you.
00:59:00Alone.
00:59:00Topher.
00:59:02Mr. Stinnett.
00:59:04I can't.
00:59:06I won't be the reason you lose the election.
00:59:09So...
00:59:10To keep it professional.
00:59:11Wait.
00:59:12Sarah.
00:59:13Sir.
00:59:16You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:59:19Forget about the intern.
00:59:20We need to go.
00:59:22Now.
00:59:23I'm only going.
00:59:24If Sarah goes.
00:59:29Why?
00:59:31Senator Hessler's reckless, I...
00:59:34I mean radical ideas.
00:59:37Cut.
00:59:38Topher.
00:59:39What's going on?
00:59:40I'm fine.
00:59:41Let's just go for another take.
00:59:42What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:59:44What did you say to him in his office?
00:59:46For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:59:49Leave you alone?
00:59:50I don't know what you did.
00:59:52But I know that this is somehow your fault.
00:59:54You screwed with the candidate's mind and now he's going to lose.
00:59:57No, I only want him to win.
01:00:00Whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job.
01:00:02Idiot.
01:00:04Action.
01:00:05I'm Christopher Stennett.
01:00:06Vote for me, Stennett.
01:00:08Senate.
01:00:09Vote for the Senate.
01:00:10And I'm here to talk about...
01:00:12What?
01:00:13Love.
01:00:15Love.
01:00:16Love.
01:00:16Cut!
01:00:16Cut!
01:00:17Topher, what's going on?
01:00:22Why are you looking at an...
01:00:25An intern?
01:00:27It's just in it.
01:00:29I'm here.
01:00:30I just want to see you do your best.
01:00:32I know you can win this, so...
01:00:35Let's see it.
01:00:36Let's go.
01:00:37Again, another take.
01:00:42Senator Hessler runs on fear and hatred.
01:00:46I'm a different kind of candidate.
01:00:47I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
01:00:51Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm,
01:00:54I believe that everyone should follow their heart and their passions,
01:00:57whether it's popular or not.
01:01:00Love conquers hate, and love is worth taking this for.
01:01:05This election, don't let fear control you.
01:01:08Follow your heart.
01:01:10Vote for love.
01:01:12I'm Christopher Stennett, and I approve this message.
01:01:15Cut!
01:01:17That was fantastic!
01:01:19Bravo!
01:01:20Woo!
01:01:22What's gotten into you, man?
01:01:25Let's keep filming.
01:01:27You can give orders to your intern later.
01:01:29I'm tired of later.
01:01:30I want to talk now.
01:01:34Mr. Stennett.
01:01:35Don't call me Mr. Stennett.
01:01:37To you, it's just Topher.
01:01:40Excuse me?
01:01:42Where are you going?
01:01:43That was great, sir.
01:01:47Before you say anything,
01:01:50Sarah, I want you.
01:01:52I need you.
01:01:54Topher, what about the election?
01:01:55Screw politics.
01:01:56You're more important.
01:01:57I don't care how it affects the campaign.
01:02:00I want to be together.
01:02:01For real.
01:02:02If you do.
01:02:03Good job.
01:02:07Everyone.
01:02:24Enjoy it.
01:02:27Love you.
01:02:29Love you from prayer.
01:02:32Love you.
01:02:32I mean, I didn't upon you.
01:02:52That was so beautiful.
01:02:55Sarah, I want to thank you.
01:02:57For what?
01:02:58You've made me happy.
01:02:59Truly happy.
01:03:00I've been so focused on my career.
01:03:04I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
01:03:06I feel the same way.
01:03:08When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
01:03:13You will win, Mr. Future Senator.
01:03:18We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
01:03:22Be careful.
01:03:25Ouch.
01:03:27Are you okay?
01:03:29Yeah, I just cut my finger.
01:03:31Don't move.
01:03:34I don't want to let you get hurt again.
01:03:37It's not a big deal.
01:03:41Don't move.
01:03:57I don't care if Susan's together.
01:03:58I'm still your intern.
01:04:00The world still thinks you're engaged to Beth.
01:04:08We've been trying to reach you.
01:04:10Damn.
01:04:11What's going on?
01:04:12Are you having an affair?
01:04:15Is there someone in here?
01:04:17I'm entitled to my privacy.
01:04:19Get out.
01:04:20This is a political campaign.
01:04:21There's no such thing as privacy.
01:04:26Oh, sorry.
01:04:27Beth, I...
01:04:29Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
01:04:31What happened to your finger, Beth?
01:04:33Can't handle all the candidates' passion in the bedroom?
01:04:35Enough, Rebecca.
01:04:36Get out.
01:04:38I apologize, sir.
01:04:40I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
01:04:43We'll see you in the morning.
01:04:47Did you hear that?
01:04:49It's a few more days without any scandals,
01:04:51and you'll be a U.S. senator.
01:04:53I think that calls for some celebration.
01:04:55So, where were we?
01:04:59Oh!
01:05:03Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
01:05:07Your finger is injured, just like...
01:05:09Excuse me.
01:05:10No, why would you fire me?
01:05:12I'm the one who set it up.
01:05:13I called Beth.
01:05:14Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come,
01:05:17but Sarah convinced me to.
01:05:19Holy shit.
01:05:22Holy shit.
01:05:26You are Beth.
01:05:27Rebecca, please keep your voice down.
01:05:29You lying slut!
01:05:32I don't know how it works on the corn farm,
01:05:35but in the real world,
01:05:36there are consequences.
01:05:38Do you know what this means?
01:05:41A candidate for Senate
01:05:43sleeping with his intern?
01:05:46This will be a huge scandal.
01:05:48Christopher will lose the election.
01:05:51Thank you for the reminder,
01:05:52but no one will know if you don't...
01:05:54How did a dumb,
01:05:57poor farm girl like you
01:05:59seduce the hottest,
01:06:01most eligible bachelor in the state?
01:06:03Did you drug him or something?
01:06:05He should have been mine.
01:06:07Please keep your voice down.
01:06:09What is going on?
01:06:11I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:06:14I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:06:17Not only is it shocking,
01:06:19it'll end your career.
01:06:21I know that you do not care about her,
01:06:24so just dump her now
01:06:26and we'll figure it out.
01:06:28I don't care about her.
01:06:32I love her.
01:06:35I don't care about her.
01:06:39I love her.
01:06:43Sorry, I was on a call.
01:06:44What's going on here?
01:06:46Topher, I need your help
01:06:47finalizing this press release.
01:06:49Let's go.
01:06:50He should be mine.
01:06:52You stupid, lying,
01:06:55slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:06:56For the last time,
01:06:58my family grows Brussels sprouts.
01:07:00And remember what happened
01:07:01the last time you called me a hick?
01:07:03Topher threatened to fire you.
01:07:05Just think what my boyfriend
01:07:06will do when he finds out.
01:07:10Oh, no.
01:07:11Poor girl, you should really be more careful.
01:07:19I'm fine.
01:07:21I'm good.
01:07:23Did you do this?
01:07:24What?
01:07:26No, of course not.
01:07:28I warned you, Rebecca.
01:07:30If the hick says I pushed her,
01:07:33she's lying.
01:07:34I warned you about the name-calling.
01:07:36I will not tolerate
01:07:38members of my staff being cruel.
01:07:40I didn't.
01:07:40Enough!
01:07:42You're fired.
01:07:43What?
01:07:45That stupid bitch lied.
01:07:48No, Topher.
01:07:49You can't fire your senior staff
01:07:50this close to election night.
01:07:52Yes, I can.
01:07:54You evil bitch.
01:07:56I'll make you pay.
01:07:58This is a big mistake.
01:08:03I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:08:06I know, Topher.
01:08:08But aren't you worried
01:08:09now that she knows
01:08:10that she's going to go
01:08:11and tell Senator Hustler
01:08:12and the media
01:08:13you're sleeping with your intern?
01:08:14As long as I can be with you.
01:08:17What?
01:08:17Don't worry.
01:08:19Rebecca's just jealous.
01:08:20She cares about this campaign
01:08:21too much to destroy it.
01:08:23But I don't care about that right now.
01:08:25All I care about is you.
01:08:28Did you mean it
01:08:29when you said that you loved me?
01:08:32Of course I did.
01:08:34I love you, Sarah.
01:08:37I love you too.
01:08:47What do you think about this line
01:08:48for the debate tonight?
01:08:52I like it.
01:08:54Glad you like it.
01:08:59I think that's enough input
01:09:01from the intern.
01:09:03We have an election tomorrow
01:09:04and a debate against Hustler
01:09:07in a couple of hours.
01:09:08No more distractions.
01:09:10Let's go.
01:09:13Come on, get your head in the game.
01:09:15Trust me, I'm all round up.
01:09:17Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:09:19No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:09:20You're engaged to Beth.
01:09:22I'm not going to let the media
01:09:24see the lusty ways
01:09:24you look at your intern.
01:09:26She's not coming.
01:09:34When he goes low,
01:09:36you go high.
01:09:37In the debate,
01:09:38I need you to emphasize
01:09:39love over hate.
01:09:41Hey, right here.
01:09:42Get that?
01:09:43Yeah.
01:09:44Where's Sarah?
01:09:46Sarah.
01:09:47Sarah.
01:09:48Sarah.
01:09:49Sarah.
01:09:54Hi, I'm Sarah
01:09:55from the Christopher Stinnett campaign.
01:09:57He's expecting me.
01:09:58Hello, Sarah.
01:09:59Yes, here you are.
01:10:01Hmm?
01:10:03His campaign manager
01:10:04specifically told me
01:10:05to keep you out.
01:10:06Go away.
01:10:09But...
01:10:17Hi, I'm here
01:10:18for my fiance's interview.
01:10:19My name's...
01:10:20I know you are.
01:10:21You're Beth.
01:10:22Please.
01:10:22Go right in.
01:10:24Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:10:28Sarah.
01:10:29I'm so glad you're here.
01:10:31You're my good luck, child.
01:10:37Sorry.
01:10:38Beth.
01:10:38What?
01:10:39Wait.
01:10:41Sarah?
01:10:42You're sleeping
01:10:42with your intern?
01:10:49Oh, my God.
01:10:51Beth doesn't even exist.
01:10:52It's been Sarah
01:10:53this whole time?
01:10:54Calm down.
01:10:56I ordered you
01:10:57not to come here.
01:10:58You're a scandal
01:10:59waiting to happen.
01:11:01We're in love.
01:11:01He wants me
01:11:02at this debate.
01:11:03You stupid.
01:11:04Hey!
01:11:05That's...
01:11:06my girl.
01:11:07Your girl?
01:11:08Jesus, Topher.
01:11:10This is a disaster.
01:11:11You've let this
01:11:12little farm girl
01:11:13hijack your entire campaign.
01:11:16Dump her now
01:11:18and kick her out
01:11:19or I'll resign
01:11:20as your campaign manager.
01:11:23Sarah.
01:11:25The election
01:11:26is in two days.
01:11:27I can't do this
01:11:28without a brilliant
01:11:28campaign manager.
01:11:30Congratulations, Sarah.
01:11:31You're my new
01:11:32campaign manager.
01:11:33What?
01:11:34Your services
01:11:35are no longer
01:11:36needed.
01:11:38Good luck winning
01:11:39without me.
01:11:44Listen.
01:11:46Go out there.
01:11:48Kick Senator
01:11:49House's back.
01:11:55Hey, warm slut.
01:11:58Becca,
01:11:59Topher fired you.
01:12:00What are you doing?
01:12:01Oh, you didn't hear?
01:12:03I'm working
01:12:03for Senator House.
01:12:05And I told him
01:12:06everything.
01:12:07How Topher
01:12:08is sleeping
01:12:08with you,
01:12:09his intern.
01:12:13This debate
01:12:13is about to be
01:12:14a bloodbath.
01:12:21Becca,
01:12:21I can't believe
01:12:22you defected
01:12:23to the enemy
01:12:23because you hate
01:12:24me that much.
01:12:25You really are
01:12:26spineless.
01:12:27What are you
01:12:27going to do
01:12:28about it,
01:12:28farm girl?
01:12:29Try and fight me?
01:12:32No.
01:12:33I don't fight.
01:12:34I go to war.
01:12:37We are live
01:12:38for the Senate debate
01:12:39between Senator Hessler
01:12:40and his challenger,
01:12:41Christopher Stinnett.
01:12:44That's a lie,
01:12:46Senator.
01:12:46We saw you fire a gun
01:12:48indoors
01:12:49at a press conference.
01:12:50We all saw the video.
01:12:52What video?
01:12:54If there was a video
01:12:56with an AI fake,
01:12:59you are really
01:13:00getting nasty
01:13:01in the dirt
01:13:03like a farm girl.
01:13:07You and your boyfriend
01:13:08are about to be
01:13:09drowning in scandal.
01:13:10And speaking of
01:13:11farm girls,
01:13:13you have one
01:13:14as your intern,
01:13:15right?
01:13:17Stinnett,
01:13:18are you sleeping
01:13:18with your intern?
01:13:21You are
01:13:23having
01:13:24an unethical,
01:13:26immoral,
01:13:28disgusting,
01:13:29torture,
01:13:30affair with
01:13:32one of your employees,
01:13:33your intern!
01:13:35I...
01:13:36Hang on.
01:13:38No.
01:13:39This.
01:13:45What are you
01:13:45smiling about?
01:13:47Your boyfriend
01:13:47is about to be
01:13:48destroyed.
01:13:51Topher sees
01:13:51the best in people,
01:13:53but on the farm
01:13:54I learned to
01:13:55trust my gut.
01:13:56I knew you would
01:13:57do something desperate
01:13:58when he fired you.
01:14:00So I prepared
01:14:01for this.
01:14:03You rang,
01:14:03Sarah?
01:14:04How the hell
01:14:05can a maid help you?
01:14:08All you have to do
01:14:09is tell the truth.
01:14:19Candy?
01:14:20I mean,
01:14:21who are you?
01:14:22You have spent
01:14:23your entire campaign
01:14:24mocking and demeaning women.
01:14:26Now it's time for me
01:14:27to give you a taste
01:14:28of your own medicine.
01:14:30Oh, come on,
01:14:32Senator H.
01:14:33You know me.
01:14:35I didn't sleep
01:14:36with your opponent
01:14:37like you paid me to,
01:14:39but I sure did sleep
01:14:41with you,
01:14:42big boy.
01:14:45I am a religious,
01:14:47moral family man
01:14:48and I did not have
01:14:50sex with this woman.
01:15:01Now turn that damn
01:15:02thing off.
01:15:03We have a bigger
01:15:04scandal right here.
01:15:06Topher is not only
01:15:07screwing his intern,
01:15:10his fiance isn't real.
01:15:12He lied,
01:15:14he lied,
01:15:14he lied.
01:15:16He slept with his intern,
01:15:19then he lied to all of you
01:15:20to pretend that his fiance
01:15:22was a social liar.
01:15:24Ha!
01:15:29After we destroy
01:15:30your life tonight,
01:15:31you'll have no choice
01:15:32but to run home
01:15:33to your little corn farm.
01:15:35I, I, I, I,
01:15:37you lied!
01:15:38Admit it!
01:15:39And then drop out
01:15:40of this race
01:15:41in disgrace!
01:15:42You fool!
01:15:50You're right.
01:15:52I wasn't honest
01:15:53about my personal life.
01:15:56You all deserve
01:15:57the truth
01:15:58straight from me.
01:15:59Scandal!
01:16:01Godless,
01:16:02unethical,
01:16:03immoral,
01:16:04lying!
01:16:05S.O.B!
01:16:07I did lie.
01:16:09But the difference
01:16:10between us,
01:16:11you lied for
01:16:12cruelty and power.
01:16:15I did it for love.
01:16:19Sarah,
01:16:20I love you
01:16:21and I want everyone
01:16:22to know it.
01:16:23I care more about you
01:16:24than I care about
01:16:25winning this election.
01:16:28Will you please
01:16:28come on to the debate
01:16:29stage with me?
01:16:30He wants me
01:16:31to go on national TV?
01:16:33Don't do it, Hick.
01:16:34I can do this
01:16:36for Topher.
01:16:42What in the hell
01:16:43are you doing?
01:16:45This is a TPD,
01:16:47a televised
01:16:48political debate.
01:16:49You can't bring
01:16:50props.
01:16:50You think all
01:16:51women are objects?
01:16:53Sarah is not
01:16:55a prop,
01:16:56Senator.
01:16:57This is highly
01:16:58irregular.
01:16:59This is cheating.
01:17:00This is rigging
01:17:01the election.
01:17:02And this girl's
01:17:03got no...
01:17:04No.
01:17:05My name is Sarah,
01:17:06not girl.
01:17:08You want to talk
01:17:09about rights?
01:17:10You've been fighting
01:17:12to take away
01:17:12women's rights,
01:17:13Senator.
01:17:14You've demeaned
01:17:15and degraded women
01:17:16for far too long.
01:17:18Shut up.
01:17:19Sit down, woman!
01:17:21No.
01:17:22I'm showing you
01:17:23what it's like
01:17:24to finally have
01:17:24a powerful woman
01:17:25stand up to you,
01:17:26you sexist woman.
01:17:29Give him hell, babe.
01:17:31I'm not his intern.
01:17:33I'm his campaign manager.
01:17:37What?
01:17:37When I first met
01:17:38this woman,
01:17:39it was a case
01:17:40a mistaken identity.
01:17:42I didn't know
01:17:43she was my intern
01:17:44and she didn't know
01:17:45I was her boss.
01:17:46Topher thought
01:17:46I was a socialite
01:17:47named Beth.
01:17:48And because
01:17:49Senator Hessler
01:17:50is a psychopath
01:17:52who was stalking
01:17:53Topher in an attempt
01:17:54to bring him down,
01:17:56I was afraid
01:17:57to create a scandal.
01:17:58So yes,
01:17:59I pretended
01:18:00to be Beth
01:18:01in public.
01:18:02But I didn't fall
01:18:02in love with Beth.
01:18:04I fell in love
01:18:05with Sarah.
01:18:07Some things
01:18:07are more important
01:18:08than elections,
01:18:09than politics.
01:18:11But I love you, Sarah.
01:18:14Win, win, or lose.
01:18:15I want to be with you.
01:18:18OMG, I am so confused.
01:18:20Is it Beth?
01:18:21Is it Sarah?
01:18:22Is it Clark Kent?
01:18:23Is it Spider-Man?
01:18:24Either way,
01:18:25you guys had an illicit affair
01:18:26and you lied about
01:18:27your engagement.
01:18:28For once, Senator,
01:18:30you're right.
01:18:32We're not engaged.
01:18:34But I'm here
01:18:35to correct that.
01:18:45Sarah, I love you.
01:18:47Whether I win
01:18:48or lose this election,
01:18:49I don't want to lose you.
01:18:51Will you marry me?
01:18:53Yes!
01:18:53Of course I'll marry you!
01:19:00Woo!
01:19:02Woo!
01:19:04Woo!
01:19:05Woo!
01:19:05Woo!
01:19:06Woo!
01:19:07How will I have you
01:19:08criminally investigated?
01:19:10I've done it before.
01:19:12I've stolen so much money
01:19:14from the Senate.
01:19:15I'm rich,
01:19:16and I'll use this money
01:19:17to destroy you
01:19:18and to bribe prosecutors
01:19:20to investigate you.
01:19:22Ha!
01:19:24No!
01:19:25Senator,
01:19:25stop talking!
01:19:27It's all taken out of context.
01:19:28It's about time
01:19:29you admitted to your crime,
01:19:30Senator.
01:19:32Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:19:34It's all taken out of context.
01:19:36If you see a clip of me
01:19:38on some video admitting crimes,
01:19:40it is a fake AI video
01:19:43of cheap, fake, fake news.
01:19:45Could you commercial?
01:19:46No!
01:19:47What?
01:19:58Senator,
01:19:59we can figure this out.
01:20:01Silence,
01:20:02you incompetent woman!
01:20:03Go!
01:20:04Talk to the media!
01:20:06Get them
01:20:07to report
01:20:08Senate
01:20:09scandal!
01:20:10I tried.
01:20:11They don't care.
01:20:12They love him
01:20:13and his
01:20:14farm girl love story.
01:20:16Farm girl?
01:20:16Ooh,
01:20:17that is kind of hot.
01:20:18I can't lose this
01:20:20election!
01:20:20Election!
01:20:22Oh, short!
01:20:23Oh, short!
01:20:24Oh, oh!
01:20:24I've made a huge mistake.
01:20:27She made him
01:20:28a nicer decision.
01:20:30Oh,
01:20:30the volcano's erupted.
01:20:31No matter what happens,
01:20:33we ran a good campaign.
01:20:35I'm forever grateful
01:20:36for all of you who have helped.
01:20:39No regrets.
01:20:41You crushed Senator Hessler
01:20:42in the debate,
01:20:43but he has a big base
01:20:45of support.
01:20:46This will be an extremely
01:20:47close election.
01:20:4950-50 coin toss.
01:20:50You need to relax.
01:20:52Come with me.
01:20:58As your campaign manager,
01:21:00I disagree with the staff.
01:21:02The voters don't want cruelty.
01:21:04They want hope.
01:21:06I think you'll win
01:21:07in a landslide.
01:21:08I hope so.
01:21:10But if I lose,
01:21:12it's not your fault.
01:21:13No matter what,
01:21:14I still love you
01:21:15and I can't wait
01:21:15to marry you.
01:21:17Me too.
01:21:18But you won't lose.
01:21:19An election this close
01:21:21will take hours
01:21:22for the results to come in.
01:21:24I think I will know
01:21:25what we can do
01:21:26to kill some time together.
01:21:29They're about to call it.
01:21:35Senator Hessler
01:21:36has been defeated.
01:21:38It is a landslide
01:21:40for Christopher Stinnett,
01:21:41our new U.S. Senator.
01:21:45Yes!
01:21:46Yeah!
01:21:47Yeah!
01:21:49Yes!
01:21:52Mr. Senator-elect.
01:21:56Sarah,
01:21:58he won because of you.
01:22:00You were right.
01:22:02Congratulations,
01:22:02both of you,
01:22:03on a great victory
01:22:05and a great victory.
01:22:10Yes!
01:22:12Yeah!
01:22:13Yeah!
01:22:15Yeah!
01:22:16Yeah!
01:22:16Yeah!
01:22:17Yeah!
01:22:18Senator,
01:22:19she's coming.
01:22:29I'm the luckiest man
01:22:30in Washington
01:22:31because I have you.
01:22:33I'm part of it.
01:22:36I don't know what he wanted.
01:22:38When I left the farm,
01:22:40I wanted to help
01:22:41change the world.
01:22:42But I never imagined
01:22:43I would have done here.
01:22:45Okay, let's get to the end.
01:22:47And now I pronounce you
01:22:48Senator and wife.
01:23:01Mrs. Senator,
01:23:03the honeymoon can wait.
01:23:04First,
01:23:06let's change the world.
01:23:08Get us a copy
01:23:09of our women's right amendment.
01:23:11Let's make this thing
01:23:12into law.
01:23:13Yeah!
01:23:14Yeah!
01:23:15Yeah!
01:23:16Yeah!
01:23:17Yeah!
01:23:18Yeah!
01:23:18You
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