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๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ Off Campus Episode 2 ๐งก๐ ๐ฅ
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:14You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:25Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:32After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellsy.
00:58You're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
01:00It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellsy.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:08If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:12So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:19Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:36How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:50My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:14Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off this game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:19Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds,
02:36in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:41And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:43You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit,
03:03it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:16I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:16I'm gonna be my girl.
03:16Well, that's amazing.
03:18I said, are you gonna hug me too?
03:31Well, that's a great deal.
03:33Well, that's a great deal.
03:33Well, I'm...
03:33What's your name?
03:36Well, it's me.
03:37I'm Anna.
03:38I'm Anna.
03:38I'm Anna.
03:44I'm Anna.
03:46I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys take pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:57Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:14What's your deal?
04:15Careful.
04:16Don't tell Jules anything.
04:17You went with the whole school knowing.
04:18I only report the facts.
04:21Well, Z.
04:24Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules?
04:47No, come on.
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:56Dean.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:22For your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers and how
05:28they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and obligations of the
06:07individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:15What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter, I'm not doing August 19th.
06:58Okay, uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay, um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:14No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't...
07:36We're just a little predictable, it's all.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:56We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:07Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:11Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:31The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:02Okay.
09:04What did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on.
09:09It's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:15We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go. Thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah, just try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism, honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:53Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:22I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:24What?
10:25Pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:37Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:48But what is the morality of a technology designed solely to divert wealth to the-
10:54Okay, well I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:57And do you decide to push back against perceived progress if those disruptions were important?
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:22He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:29I ain't going to miss.
11:29Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:31Don't miss.
11:31Don't miss.
11:31Don't miss.
11:32Oh!
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:38It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano
11:42and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities
11:58will take place this year
12:00at the Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.
12:03Woo-hoo! Thank you.
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the Earth,
12:07the theme shall be two-fers.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus,
12:16which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning.
12:19So be there.
12:20Or be there. There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:25Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:39That is all. Thank you.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:45They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:50Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:14I would just like to say
13:15this is the most absolutely unhinged plan
13:17and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:20None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Okay, Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well, you've convinced
13:30half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:39Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots
13:41that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so I'm flaunt it.
13:51Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up
13:54for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about
14:01literally everything,
14:02always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But in this case,
14:05you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention,
14:10we have to be boy hot,
14:11not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party
14:17is exactly what we need
14:18to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun
14:28to drive out to the party
14:29with you anyway, so...
14:30Yeah, no,
14:30you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me,
14:35you're into hockey.
14:36Just got a point.
14:37And besides,
14:37you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:42So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh, I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay,
14:50what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus
14:53leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:56It doesn't mean you can't act like one.
15:00Oh.
15:04Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year
15:07and the year before that
15:08and the year before that.
15:09Do all the cocky sons of bitches out there
15:10think they can beat us?
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets at 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%
15:20and then, um,
15:22give 10 more?
15:23I'm sorry,
15:24could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust
15:26to the challenge
15:27of being Breyer's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need
15:29to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me
15:33and, uh, that's not a problem
15:34because I expect the best of myself.
15:36Do you have any other pregame rituals
15:38or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:40You know, I need my locker to be in.
16:09Hey.
16:11Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Hey.
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35Can't you just speak to his professor
16:37or dean or whatever?
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What?
16:44Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:52One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove
17:02that he's earned his place.
17:08Thanks for your time.
17:11Hey.
17:12Thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry.
17:19Garrett's tutor.
17:21All right.
17:39You know I don't appreciate
17:41being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:43I'm sorry.
17:44Sitting down for that long
17:45must be so draining.
17:46We'll reschedule.
17:48Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be locking out
17:53while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover
17:58and I've never met a guy
17:59who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping
18:03with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're going to convince anyone
18:13that we're hooking up,
18:14you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:21We'll be fine
18:21as long as you stop
18:22force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush
18:28whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:32Oh, yeah?
18:49See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:56But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:04No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:27Don't blush.
19:30Don't blush.
19:52So this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:56No, uh, yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm going to kiss you.
20:18I'm going to kiss you.
20:29Am I blushing now?
20:43Am I blushing now?
20:45It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated
20:51the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's Dealer Wendt's birthday today,
20:55we all know his mind is already
20:56on the after party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:02Briar's most faithful bunnies
21:03in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah, I know we can seem like a lot,
21:20but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by jewels.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play
21:30was a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Oh, here we go.
21:37You got me, boys.
21:38Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game
21:39for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here.
21:44Let's fucking go.
21:45Let's get it.
21:47Come on, baby.
21:48Hey!
21:48Hey, G!
21:49Come on!
21:50Hey, here we go.
21:51The Briar has control of the Plovers.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:53There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:55Come on, move it, move it.
21:55Graham back to Logan.
21:57These two are passing it back and forth
21:58like Chlamydia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:01Let someone else have a turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:03Come on, baby.
22:07Denied!
22:07Damn, so close.
22:09Chatham tries to get the Pup the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby!
22:13Graham, right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, G, pass it up.
22:17Yeah, I'm here, everybody.
22:18Good.
22:18Take it up.
22:19Take it up.
22:19Graham takes the load in.
22:22Yes!
22:23Whoa!
22:25Whoa.
22:27Pup absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers.
22:34He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:37Problem is, he knows it.
22:39Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
22:44Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
22:46Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
22:47Fuck, fuck, fuck!
22:47Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
22:50Fuck, fuck, fuck!
22:53I did you, baby.
22:57Whoa!
23:00Hey, let's go set him up for a while.
23:08Right here.
23:11Come on!
23:16You fucking dude!
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Jamboni!
23:19Seriously.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Jamboni!
23:27Jamboni!
23:28Hey!
23:28Jamboni!
23:30Jamboni!
23:31Hey!
23:31Jamboni!
23:32You won't!
23:32Jamboni!
23:34Jamboni!
23:40Jamboni!
23:40Come on, man.
23:41You smaverick?
23:43Come on.
23:44Come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:47Jamboni.
23:53Come on.
23:54But I'm deeply still in love
23:58In love with you
24:02Yes, ma'am
24:04Oh, yeah
24:09Well, I heard
24:10You might have found something bad in you
24:13I still can't swallow
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit, I mean
24:19You totally nailed Boy Heart
24:20Good, because I feel like an absolute cliche
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here
24:28Sigtau takes birthdays very seriously
24:31Oh, hey, thanks, man
24:33No, thanks, I don't drink at parties
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries, I'm not a big drinker either
24:38One-on practice nights, five after a game
24:40No exceptions
24:41Seems pretty strict
24:42Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots
25:00Hockey shots
25:01Oh, shit
25:03Yeah, get it now
25:04You're not a vampire
25:05I am
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor
25:08But, uh, you're cute, but we need you
25:09Let's go
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win
25:11Bad luck if we don't
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it
25:14Because tonight we beat Chadham's asses
25:16That's right
25:16Let's go
25:17All right, come on
25:17Come on, come on
25:19Sorry
25:20It's okay
25:27It's okay
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25:49Jesus!
25:51Relax!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:11Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:16but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:21Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:24There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:32Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left it in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering.
27:24But, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:25I mean, he's John's best friend, so not really.
27:30John?
27:31My brother.
27:31John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks
27:39flu, as they do when people, sorry, what don't you get?
27:46Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no.
27:51You're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:08Yeah, man.
28:08I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Yeah.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:27She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:36Here, uh...
28:37Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kinda nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that took so long and couldn't find any mixtures, but...
29:11I thought maybe...
29:13I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:39Bye, Jules.
29:42Good work.
29:43Good things.
29:43Really.
29:45Mmm.
29:46Okay.
29:53Good things.
29:57Everyone.
29:59Night.
30:09It's terrible.
30:16A cow's on the Declaration io.
30:25Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:42That's really helpful.
30:43Yeah.
30:44I got an idea.
30:51Oh, my God!
30:52Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your sis, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick.
31:04Just listen to my party people in the club.
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor.
31:14If you're a party, speak and step on the floor.
31:18If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
31:21Break the sweat on the floor.
31:22Yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving
31:27Put your drinks up
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:36You know we're running shit tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away
31:49Live your life and stay young on the floor
31:55Dance the night away
31:56Grab somebody, drink a little more
31:59I see me
32:01I see me all the time
32:03I see me all the time
32:04I see me all the time
32:06I see me all the time
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here
32:35Okay, be cool
32:37You're with me
32:39Hey, he's just another guy
32:41Right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:54Oh yeah
33:05Come here
33:07What?
33:08What?
33:17Okay
33:20Where are we going? He needs to see us
33:22And he has
33:23You've got him interested, now we gotta go
33:28Nobody's talking to someone
33:32Hey
33:33Watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie
33:35What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means, trust me
33:53This is the part
33:55Where I tell you all the things I want to do to you
33:58When we're alone
33:59And I feel so blue
34:01I feel so blue
34:05Now
34:07You can wash
34:14Okay
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman
34:49Apology accepted
34:51I'm not sleeping on the floor
34:55Well
34:56That really sounds like a pickle
34:57You can't just decide
34:59It's funny, seems like I just did
35:01Oh my god, you're so stubborn
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two
35:09Absolutely not
35:09Okay, you're lost
35:14Whoa
35:15You're pizza shit
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed
35:22No, okay
35:23You're right
35:24You should take the bed
35:28Wait, no
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed
35:31Because you feel bad for me
35:33Get back on the bed
35:34I'm taking the floor
35:35I don't need your pity
35:37It's all yours
35:37See you in the morning
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago
35:39Take it
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor
35:42So am I
35:56What?
35:59Nothing
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud
36:02And not share the goods
36:22Impressive
36:24Bruins should hire him to be their mascot
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah
36:31You get used to it
36:33Hurt more when I was starting up
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing
36:38Hmm
36:40Well, I don't know
36:41As soon as I could walk
36:41My dad put skates on me
36:44There's a lot of pressure on a kid
36:48I mean, skating was the fun part
36:52Pressure was
36:55Getting measured once a week
36:57To make sure that I was growing fast enough
37:01Chugging protein shakes
37:03And
37:06Lifting weights
37:08Missing birthday parties
37:10Because my dad
37:12Wouldn't let me skip practice
37:15And his fucking
37:18Whistle
37:18Whenever I
37:21Made a mistake
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it
37:37Spent my whole life
37:38Training for a dream
37:40And now I'm so close to it
37:41If I stopped
37:41I
37:44I don't know
37:47It makes sense
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice
37:54Yeah, right
37:56Well, fuck that
37:59Yeah
38:01Yeah, fuck that
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:11And they let me run a drill
38:12For fun
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal
38:14You stalker
38:23Oh my god
38:24No, turn that off
38:26That's so embarrassing
38:26Oh my god
38:28All that's to happen
38:30Then on
38:32To the first chapter
38:35Everyone's happy
38:37For shadowing
38:39And pending
38:40Disaster
38:40Then girl meets boy
38:43It's awkward
38:44Confusing
38:45Can't tell if it's love
38:47Or it's hate
38:49When hands break
38:52Reaching for some
38:54Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible
38:56In high school
38:58Now it's a love story
39:01A graphic proportion
39:04The likes of which
39:05Never's been told
39:07They're really good
39:08Two hearts beating as one
39:12Run right into the sun
39:17Or what would I give to go back
39:23Or what would I give to go back
39:24Back to page
39:25I gotta tell you something
39:34The other night
39:35The other night at the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40Struggling
39:42And then
39:45I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice
39:54Through the tunnels
39:57I saw you in the green room
40:01Saying it out loud
40:02I realize that sounds creepy
40:05But
40:08You were
40:09So
40:11Like genuine
40:12You know
40:15Free
40:20He centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32Wait
40:32What did they say?
40:34Actually
40:35Hang on
40:35Let me see
40:42We did it
40:44Yeah
40:45We did it
40:47Wait
40:48I have just the thing
40:48Have you heard
40:49Miley's cover
40:49Of The Bitches Back?
40:50Yeah of course
40:51I'm a man of taste
40:52Wellesie
40:52Okay well what about
40:53Billy Porter's vision?
40:55Who's Billy Porter?
40:59Gonna pretend
40:59You didn't just say that
41:00Come up here
41:09Will you show me
41:10Something of yours?
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13No like the one
41:14On your Instagram
41:17No I don't write like that anymore
41:20That's crazy
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary
41:29Telling the world something
41:31I'm not ready for it to know
41:33But I am working on something
41:36At the moment
41:36For the pop showcase
41:37But it's not there yet
41:40Lyrics are hard for me
41:43It'll get there
41:45It has to
41:46I need to win
41:47You hate losing that badly huh?
41:49I do
41:50When it means that
41:51I can't afford to go to Briar anymore
41:53Which is what will happen
41:54If I don't get a scholarship
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship
41:58Is to win
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah sure
42:14As long as it's still mine
42:33I mean
42:36There's your answer
42:38Justin
42:39Justin
42:39Yeah
42:39I mean just ask him for help
42:41Pretentious douches
42:42Love that shit
42:44He is not a pretentious douche
42:48Okay yeah
42:48Whatever you say
43:01Wait have you heard of the beaches?
43:04Their Coachella set
43:05Will change your life
43:06Ha
43:07Ha
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44:21Ha
44:44Anna.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:55Yeah?
44:55Cool.
45:23She's a fire sign, and I don't really know what that means.
45:27I'm a cold night, and I wanna be close to the heat.
45:32I don't want to get burned, I don't want love like that.
45:37But I can't go any further, till I start coming back.
45:41I'm a rock star, and I'm never around when you need.
45:46Like a race car, driving away from the scene.
45:50Does she want me to stay?
45:52Does she want me to pack?
45:54You can't push me any further, till I start coming back.
46:00Turn me around, ride up, side down.
46:05Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
46:09I feel so far, you're home.
46:13I won't spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
46:18You push me in circles, to the edge of the earth,
46:21Where I can't go any further, till I start coming back to you.
46:27I'm an addict.
46:29I'm addicted to her and to me.
46:32She's a magnet.
46:34Pulling me under the sheets.
46:36If I hold you too close, will the good things do go?
46:41Don't matter what happens, wherever we end up, we'll come right back.
46:45Turn me around, ride up, side down.
46:50Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
46:54I feel so far, you're home.
46:58I won't spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:03You push me in circles, to the edge of the earth,
47:07Where I can't go any further, till I start coming back to you.
47:30Turn me around, ride up, side down.
47:35Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:39I feel so far, you're home.
47:43I won't spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:48Turn me around, ride up, side down.
47:53Spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
47:57I feel so far, you're home.
48:01I won't spin me like a boat, and drop your finger on me.
48:06You push me in circles, to the edge of the earth,
48:09You do it.
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