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Slightly Single in L.A. (2012)
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00:00:13Oh, my God.
00:00:21Oh, my God.
00:00:44Yeah, probably not.
00:00:46Jack was my first serious boyfriend, and I was madly in love.
00:00:50I thought he was the best.
00:00:52You're the best. You're the best.
00:00:54And apparently, so did my best friend, Stephanie.
00:00:57Baby!
00:00:58I know this looks bad.
00:01:00As well as Liz.
00:01:03You're home early.
00:01:05Evan was my rebound guy, but of course I fell in love again because he seemed so perfect.
00:01:12But he was perfect for Steven and Smiley Pete as well.
00:01:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:16And Phil was my rebound from The Rebound.
00:01:19Yeah!
00:01:21You bad, baby!
00:01:26That's when I decided to move to Los Angeles.
00:01:30What better city to replace perfect boyfriend's long-term commitment and heartache with short-term happiness and superficiality?
00:01:37At least it seemed like a good idea at the time.
00:01:40Hmm.
00:01:40Well, fast forward a few years.
00:01:41It's a place where you can be just who you want to be
00:01:45A limousine, beauty queen, picture in a magazine
00:01:48Take a dip, take a sip of luxury
00:01:51Feel the spark of electricity
00:01:54It's a world where dreams are made
00:01:57In the heart of A
00:02:01Where the sun shines out
00:02:03And lights over the top
00:02:05In Hollywood
00:02:06In Hollywood
00:02:08Anytime we want fun
00:02:10It's a time that's ready to play
00:02:20I forgot to introduce myself.
00:02:23I'm Dale.
00:02:24That's me a few years later, sucking face with my kinda-sorta-boyfriend, JP.
00:02:28He's a fashion photographer.
00:02:31Remember that cover of Charlize in the green evening gown?
00:02:33JP took that.
00:02:35God, I'm already name-dropping.
00:02:37That's so lame.
00:02:38Baby, give me your foot.
00:02:40Uh, my foot?
00:02:42You ever have your tall sock before?
00:02:46No, JP-
00:02:47Oh, okay.
00:02:49Mmm, manjara.
00:02:53Mmm, delicioso.
00:02:58Mmm, hmm.
00:03:05What? No good experience?
00:03:08Bye, baby.
00:03:13Ah, Lord, I love this song, huh?
00:03:16It reminds me of being in Rome.
00:03:19I wonder if toe-sucking is big in Rome.
00:03:22Baby, you want a beer?
00:03:23The six-pack, no?
00:03:25Huh?
00:03:27Baby, we have a good energy.
00:03:29A good energy, me and you, no?
00:03:30Yes.
00:03:32Come here.
00:03:33Come dance with Poppy.
00:03:38Me and JP have been together on and off for about six months.
00:03:41It's going pretty good, but sometimes I get the feeling I'm not the only girl JP's seeing.
00:03:48Oh, JP.
00:03:50Ah, no, no, no.
00:03:51Are you there?
00:03:51Yes, just stay here.
00:03:52It's Melissa, JP.
00:03:54Ah, yes, this computer's broken.
00:03:56It's a crazy joke.
00:03:59Come out, come out, wherever you are.
00:04:01No, I only have eyes for you.
00:04:04Hey, JP.
00:04:05Let's do that thing with the toes again.
00:04:07Call me if you want to rendezvous.
00:04:09Babe.
00:04:09Bye.
00:04:10Okay, baby, it's no big deal.
00:04:11It's my massage therapist, okay?
00:04:15That's a reasonable explanation, right?
00:04:22JP.
00:04:23Hmm?
00:04:24JP.
00:04:25No more mozzarella, mama.
00:04:28Ugh.
00:04:30Ugh.
00:04:33Since I moved to LA, I haven't really had a substantial boyfriend.
00:04:37I seem to gravitate towards casual relationships of convenience.
00:04:41Sometimes, though.
00:04:43I do wish for something more meaningful.
00:04:50In Los Angeles, most people feel like they've never actually arrived.
00:04:55There's always this chase for something bigger and better.
00:04:59Consequently, no one puts down roots.
00:05:02No one settles down.
00:05:04It's like living in this state of perpetual vagrancy.
00:05:11I want some roots.
00:05:14At least I think I do.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Did you hear?
00:05:23Maybe.
00:05:242012.
00:05:25There's this huge planet that is going to crash into Earth and kill everyone.
00:05:30Oh, you mean like the movie?
00:05:33No, I don't mean like the movie.
00:05:37This is real, Dale.
00:05:39The movie is based on the facts.
00:05:42The planet is called Nadai.
00:05:47I don't know how he got his name and why it isn't six or eight, but Seven is my colleague,
00:05:53roommate, and closest confidant.
00:05:56And I don't think I'm outing him by saying Seven won't be taking any girls, Mom.
00:06:01It's all over the Internet.
00:06:02I'm obsessed with it.
00:06:03I can't stop reading.
00:06:11It's kind of scary, don't you think?
00:06:12I mean, the end of the world, Dale.
00:06:16I don't know if I can sleep tonight.
00:06:20Bowie, you want to snuggle with me?
00:06:21Huh?
00:06:23I'm taking your dog.
00:06:40And you just left?
00:06:42Yep.
00:06:43So it's over?
00:06:45I don't know.
00:06:46She says that every time and then she goes back to him.
00:06:48Well, maybe I'm just being paranoid.
00:06:49It was time for the bi-monthly breakup post-mortem.
00:06:53Who said what?
00:06:54Did I handle it well?
00:06:55Et cetera.
00:06:56Can I ask you something, JP?
00:06:57Hi, baby.
00:06:58Come back to bed.
00:06:59How many girls are you sleeping with?
00:07:01Baby, why you so drama?
00:07:03So what?
00:07:04So drama.
00:07:05I mean, why would he hang out with me for six months and text and call every day?
00:07:10Last night, I was trying to make this really good point.
00:07:13We just had sex, JP.
00:07:15It's good.
00:07:17I just had your penis inside of me, but that all sounded a lot better in my head.
00:07:25Oh, last week bird crap, this week balls in her face.
00:07:29That's typical.
00:07:30Is it true he has a monstrous schlong?
00:07:32I don't know where she gets her information, but that's absolutely true.
00:07:37Okay, I don't understand the deal about big dicks.
00:07:40I mean, they just hurt.
00:07:42I mean, not that I've ever really experienced one.
00:07:46Becca and Hallie are my two best girlfriends.
00:07:49They're always game to listen to my problems and dispense useful commentary.
00:07:53Toe suckers freaked me out.
00:07:55I heard that he photographed Charlize.
00:07:56Is that true?
00:07:57I mean, I love her.
00:07:58She's like one of my favorite top five for sure.
00:08:00Maybe I'm just being jealous.
00:08:01Okay, how do you spell his last name?
00:08:03Becca.
00:08:04What do you...
00:08:05Tell me you're not looking him up on the internet.
00:08:06I personally think your dog is the biggest issue in your dating life.
00:08:10What?
00:08:10Question.
00:08:11Where does Bowie sleep?
00:08:13He sleeps in my bed.
00:08:15Okay, but if the guy sleeps over, where does Bowie go?
00:08:18Um, I guess he just stays in my bed.
00:08:22Wait, what about fleas?
00:08:24More importantly, what about sniffing?
00:08:25Don't dogs sniff?
00:08:31Bowie, stop it.
00:08:36Okay, okay, you have a point.
00:08:38Dating in general is difficult enough, Dale.
00:08:43Uh...
00:08:44What?
00:08:45Oh, no.
00:08:47Becca, what?
00:08:49Okay, you know that German supermodel, Natasha Franks?
00:08:52Yeah, JP shoots her all the time.
00:08:53What about her?
00:08:54Okay, I just read this.
00:08:55It was on CMZ.
00:08:57Okay, so Natasha Franks, German supermodel,
00:08:59recently has confirmed reports that she is three months pregnant.
00:09:03Sources confirm that celebrity fashion photographer,
00:09:06JP Gio...
00:09:07whatever his name is,
00:09:09is the father.
00:09:10JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant
00:09:12and has been linked to several Hollywood socialites.
00:09:14Stay tuned as the story develops.
00:09:17I'm done.
00:09:18I'm sorry.
00:09:19I'm done dating men in this city.
00:09:21I'm so tired of being a nice girl that always gets burnt.
00:09:24Wait, wait, wait.
00:09:25I mean, this guy's a jerk.
00:09:26No, I...
00:09:29Hey, Dale.
00:09:31Hey.
00:09:32Hi.
00:09:32Zach.
00:09:33Do you look...
00:09:34You look fantastic.
00:09:36Oh, thanks.
00:09:37I cut my bangs.
00:09:38Yeah, it suits you very much.
00:09:41I knew Zach before he was a rock star.
00:09:43He was the lead singer of this cool garage band.
00:09:47Now he's got four Grammys
00:09:48and he's a shoo-in for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
00:09:51But to me,
00:09:52he'll always be good old Zach.
00:09:55Wow, a long time to see.
00:09:57Uh, this is my friend Hallie.
00:09:58Hi.
00:09:59And Becca.
00:09:59I think you've met Becca before.
00:10:01Yes, uh, I've met Becca before.
00:10:02It's good to see you.
00:10:03Hi.
00:10:04Nice to meet you.
00:10:04You too.
00:10:05Wow.
00:10:06How are you?
00:10:07I'm sorry.
00:10:07I was actually just about to take off.
00:10:09Oh, well, that's too bad.
00:10:10But listen, my tour got pushed back a month or so,
00:10:12so I'm going to be around.
00:10:14Oh, and hey, listen.
00:10:15Tomorrow night my band and I are doing a little set at a hotel cafe.
00:10:18If you guys want to come by, that would be great.
00:10:20I love your music.
00:10:22Okay, maybe, maybe we will.
00:10:23All right, we'll just, um, email me the address and...
00:10:26Yeah.
00:10:28Oh, uh, I think the paps have found you and, um,
00:10:32well, your girlfriend's kind of looking a little lonely.
00:10:34Pictures.
00:10:35Oh, well, that's actually not my girlfriend.
00:10:36That's just a girl who's my friend.
00:10:38Oh, right.
00:10:39Mm-hmm.
00:10:40Hey, uh, Cece, this is my friend Dale.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:43Hey, nice to meet you.
00:10:45I'm just going to get my stuff.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:46Um, yeah, we'll...
00:10:48Don't forget to email me.
00:10:49Don't forget to come.
00:10:54Oh, my God.
00:10:55Wait, so you guys all went to Catholic boarding school together?
00:10:59Okay, I can't, I can't imagine that.
00:11:01We've known each other since we were 15.
00:11:04I know, and I'm actually the oldest.
00:11:07It's pretty safe to say that Jill's obsession with aging and getting married in due time
00:11:11started back in Catholic school, and specifically, our first communion.
00:11:16We got to walk down the aisle like many brides could be,
00:11:19comparing prettiest dresses and fanciest bows.
00:11:23This is where Jill got programmed to plan for the next time she would walk down the aisle dressed in
00:11:27white.
00:11:28Oh, that's fine.
00:11:30Oh, that's fine.
00:11:31You're great.
00:11:32Oh, my God.
00:11:35You are getting married.
00:11:37A little toy here or there never hurt anyone.
00:11:41Plus, it comes with that caring taste.
00:11:43Oh, right.
00:11:44That is such an inappropriate gift.
00:11:47What, you're saying you don't masturbate?
00:11:48Um, no, personally, I don't masturbate.
00:11:51I find it to be a little bit unholy.
00:11:53Wouldn't you agree?
00:11:54Jillian, thank you.
00:11:55I love this.
00:11:56I'm not in your home.
00:11:57So, have you talked to JP?
00:11:59No.
00:11:59I mean, he called twice, but...
00:12:02Hey, I heard you saw Zach.
00:12:04Oh, yeah.
00:12:05I saw his video on TV the other day.
00:12:07He looked so good.
00:12:09Did you guys make plans to hang out?
00:12:10No, we just caught up for a second.
00:12:12He was with a girlfriend.
00:12:13Hmm.
00:12:17Okay, what is up?
00:12:19What?
00:12:20You look like you either have to pee or you're about to explode with gossip.
00:12:23You would.
00:12:23Which is it.
00:12:24Okay, I already told Becca, but since you asked, girls, Stacy, I'm so sorry to spoil your special
00:12:32little moment, but I have a huge announcement to make.
00:12:37I'm getting married!
00:12:41Isn't it gorgeous?
00:12:43Do you love it?
00:12:45It was the most amazing night, you guys.
00:12:48It's not that I don't...
00:12:48I don't want to just be your girlfriend anymore.
00:12:50It's not that I don't...
00:12:52It's not fair.
00:12:52I can't take this limbo.
00:12:54I know.
00:12:55Can you marry me or you leave me?
00:12:56It was the most romantic night of my life.
00:12:59Oh.
00:13:00What can I say?
00:13:01He's the best.
00:13:03Oh.
00:13:05Oh.
00:13:08You've got to be kidding me.
00:13:10Drew?
00:13:11I'm sorry, but he was hitting on me less than two months ago.
00:13:14Okay, he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie.
00:13:17He was flirting with you.
00:13:18Guys are allowed to flirt.
00:13:20It's a human condition.
00:13:21It's natural.
00:13:22Plus, you think everyone is flirting with you.
00:13:23I don't know.
00:13:24I just think it's weird if a guy is ultra flirtatious and in a committed relationship.
00:13:28And not to mention that he's in the business.
00:13:31Men in the entertainment industry are instinctively douchebags.
00:13:34No?
00:13:35No, I like Drew.
00:13:36I don't think he's a douchebag.
00:13:37Well.
00:13:37Who came up with the term, douchebag, anyway?
00:13:40It's kind of disgusting.
00:13:41But Jill wants to get married just to get married because she thinks it's time.
00:13:44Hallie, you couldn't even possibly relate to Joe.
00:13:47And why is that?
00:13:48Because you're rich?
00:13:50I mean, seriously.
00:13:52Everything's handed to you and you can buy whatever you want.
00:13:54So, just buy a boyfriend.
00:13:57What?
00:13:58Are you acting right now?
00:14:00Because this is hilarious.
00:14:02I just want a rich boyfriend to take care of me.
00:14:04Is she really just saying?
00:14:05Did Jill tell you guys that she didn't get picked up for another season of Babes and Barflies?
00:14:09Her agent told her it's because she's too old and too fat.
00:14:13That's not funny.
00:14:14Seriously.
00:14:15I was on a callback like two days ago and the producer told my agent that my butt looked big
00:14:22in a bikini.
00:14:22There are specific trigger words that caused me to temporarily tune out of the conversation.
00:14:27And Becca just triggered three of them.
00:14:29Producer, callback, agent.
00:14:31It makes me space out for like 30 seconds.
00:14:33I don't want to know if you got the one.
00:14:34And it's okay.
00:14:36As long as I return back in time to assure Becca her butt is perfect.
00:14:40That is crazy, Becca.
00:14:41You're perfect.
00:14:42Don't listen to that.
00:14:43Exactly.
00:14:44Douchebags.
00:14:45As bad as they sound, it's not like my friends or the people of Los Angeles are any more narcissistic
00:14:50or self-serving than the rest of the world.
00:14:52It's just that no one cares to hide it.
00:14:55At all.
00:14:56Do you know how many married men hit on me in a week?
00:14:58No, tell us.
00:14:59Well, I don't really know the exact number, but it's freaking high.
00:15:02At least this is what I tell myself.
00:15:04Come on, guys.
00:15:05Let's go.
00:15:06All I know for certain is that dating in this city sucks and I'm done.
00:15:11I'm serious.
00:15:11I'm done.
00:15:12You guys don't hate me, but I might, uh, I might pass on going out tonight.
00:15:15What?
00:15:16No.
00:15:16What?
00:15:17No, you are going.
00:15:18You just got out of a crappy relationship and you are single.
00:15:22Plus, you're our designated driver.
00:15:23Thanks a lot for the guilt.
00:15:30Going out in L.A. isn't quite like it is in any other city because of the whole who's who
00:15:34factor that this place revolves around.
00:15:36So, unless you're an A-list, B-list, or C-list celebrity, work in the A-list arena, or you're
00:15:42a friend at the club promoter slash door Nazi, then, yeah, it's pretty much impossible to get in.
00:15:47Bottom line, there are three major questions in Hollywood.
00:15:49Who are you?
00:15:50What do you do?
00:15:51And who are your friends?
00:16:05If you are not on the list, leave.
00:16:08Ah, honey, not in my club.
00:16:09Match your hair colors only.
00:16:11Anthony!
00:16:13Oh, hi!
00:16:14Of course.
00:16:14Come on in.
00:16:15Great.
00:16:16Jonathan's working the door.
00:16:17Son of these.
00:16:18We're full.
00:16:20Seven, really?
00:16:21You went in my club?
00:16:22I texted you three times last week.
00:16:25Three times.
00:16:26Is your phone broken or your thumbs?
00:16:28Okay, look, we're on the list.
00:16:29Here, you see that?
00:16:31Let him in.
00:16:33You totes owe me seven.
00:16:36Nice, natural, looking good.
00:16:38Uh-uh, Brent Michaels is waiting down over there,
00:16:40and you, darling, Sunset Strip is that way.
00:16:58Jamie, bro, you don't want his floppy secondary, kidding me?
00:17:01They call him her for a reason.
00:17:03They check out the old dude in the cougar.
00:17:04Sweetheart, I'm sorry.
00:17:05There's been some kind of misunderstanding.
00:17:07There you go.
00:17:08How many times do I have to tell you?
00:17:10I only date girls 25 and younger.
00:17:12I'm sorry.
00:17:16Oh, my God.
00:17:17Is that famous debate over there?
00:17:18Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:20God, this song is so disgusting.
00:17:23Oh, my God.
00:17:24Guys, check that guy out.
00:17:25That's the producer that I met the other night.
00:17:27He's so hot.
00:17:28I'm well-connected.
00:17:30Oh, my God, come on, you're my wingman?
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:35Uh-oh.
00:17:36Don't look over there.
00:17:42Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:17:46I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:47I'm-I'm just, you know, going to go to the bathroom.
00:17:50Oh, ah!
00:17:52Jake?
00:17:53It's Dad, baby.
00:17:54What are you doing here?
00:17:56Well, let me guess.
00:17:57Baby's mama?
00:17:58You just called me a baby?
00:18:00JP, she didn't just call me a baby, now, did she?
00:18:03What?
00:18:03Don't screw with me, slut.
00:18:05Excuse me?
00:18:06You don't know her, do you, JP?
00:18:08Yes.
00:18:09Uh, baby, this is Dad.
00:18:14You're not anymore, you don't.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17Mm-hmm.
00:18:18Bye-bye.
00:18:19That's me.
00:18:21Bye.
00:18:22This is my first bitch slap, but seeing the look on her Botoxed face...
00:18:26You deserve him.
00:18:27Totally makes it worth it.
00:18:30I like.
00:18:31Mm.
00:18:32Mm.
00:18:34And he's going to put me in this next movie.
00:18:36But isn't he kind of old?
00:18:37Aren't you going to have to, you know, do him?
00:18:40Probably.
00:18:41Oh, God.
00:18:42If I have to stand here and listen to this bimbo yap about the blowjob she'll have to give
00:18:45to get a movie part, I'll pee my pants.
00:18:48Um, excuse me.
00:18:50We're in line.
00:18:52Um, actually, you're at the mirror, which doesn't really constitute the line.
00:18:59Whatever.
00:19:00Just go.
00:19:01It's fine.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And ick on you.
00:19:08Hmm.
00:19:09Hey, Chris, now, you know you're the only one for me.
00:19:15I'll give you my number, and then, you know, maybe we can hang out some time.
00:19:18You want to give me your number?
00:19:19Yeah, sure.
00:19:20I'll put it down.
00:19:20Totally, cool.
00:19:21Yeah, we'll just bypass the whole little coffee thing.
00:19:23Yeah, right?
00:19:24That's just awkward.
00:19:25Yeah, I know.
00:19:28Wash.
00:19:29Oh, wash.
00:19:30Hola!
00:19:33Wash.
00:19:34No, I didn't pee on my hands.
00:19:38Sura, sura, zominsas.
00:19:40Yo, mama.
00:19:42Hey.
00:19:42Hey, did you see Zach?
00:19:43He's over there in the corner booth.
00:19:45Uh, no, I didn't see him.
00:19:46Did you see JP?
00:19:47Yep.
00:19:48I saw him.
00:19:49He looks really hot tonight.
00:19:51Did you talk to him?
00:19:52Did you just say he looks hot?
00:19:54Sorry.
00:19:54That was really tacky, wasn't it?
00:19:58So, what's the deal with you and Zach?
00:20:00Have you guys ever hooked up before?
00:20:01Zach?
00:20:02Yeah.
00:20:03Uh, no, I mean, not really.
00:20:05Seriously?
00:20:06Yeah, seriously.
00:20:07Why are you asking?
00:20:08I just can't believe you've never hooked up with him before.
00:20:11Yeah, well, I mean, we've hung out a lot, but...
00:20:13No.
00:20:14Well, if you were telling me you're just going to leave him to the uneducated models of LA,
00:20:18then I am going to have to jump his bones.
00:20:20For both of us.
00:20:26So, are you an actress?
00:20:27No, no, no, no, not really.
00:20:28I thought I was for a minute, but it turns out it's not for me.
00:20:32Way too much self-analyzing.
00:20:35So, what do you do now?
00:20:36I design jewelry.
00:20:37These are mine.
00:20:39They're very nice.
00:20:40Thanks.
00:20:41Oh, my gosh.
00:20:42Did you hear?
00:20:43You're what?
00:20:44Zach's magazine was named number one in their hottest men alive issue.
00:20:47Yes.
00:20:48Can I process that?
00:20:49Oh, come on.
00:20:49Are you kidding?
00:20:50Come on, Cece.
00:20:51It's Zast magazine.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53It's not exactly...
00:20:54You know, it's very good.
00:20:55Wait, you're leaving?
00:20:56Yeah, where's Becca?
00:20:58She was a producer.
00:21:02Maybe she gets home okay.
00:21:03Okay.
00:21:05Bye.
00:21:06Mwah.
00:21:12I don't.
00:21:12Excuse me for one second.
00:21:14Hey, God.
00:21:14Hey, Dale.
00:21:15Hey, Dale.
00:21:17Hey, hey, Dale.
00:21:18Focus back together!
00:21:22I'll hold him up, Zach.
00:21:24Come on, let's go inside for a minute.
00:21:26Crazy.
00:21:26Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me sometimes.
00:21:30Listen, I didn't get a chance to talk to you.
00:21:32I wanted to see if you wanted to go to dinner next week.
00:21:34Um, I can't.
00:21:37I didn't even give you a day.
00:21:39Well, I'm sorry.
00:21:40I know.
00:21:40I'm just...
00:21:41I'm slammed right now.
00:21:43Working in this retarded dating reality show.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:48Well, I mean...
00:21:50Look, if you're not too busy,
00:21:51then maybe you can make it about my show with the label next week.
00:21:53We can hang out after that.
00:21:55Yeah?
00:21:56Yeah.
00:21:57Because you didn't exactly make that show you promised you'd come to the other night.
00:22:00Oh, I'm...
00:22:01I'm sorry.
00:22:02It's okay.
00:22:03I totally forgot.
00:22:04Hey, you know what?
00:22:05Next week, though, for sure.
00:22:06Okay.
00:22:07Good.
00:22:07Because you had me a little bit worried there, you know?
00:22:11It's not like you to just drop off the grid like that.
00:22:13You're my L.A. comfort food, you know?
00:22:15I need to see you every so often.
00:22:17L.A. comfort food.
00:22:19I like that.
00:22:22I'm sorry.
00:22:23It's just been one of those months.
00:22:25You know, that photographer, J.P. and I...
00:22:28Right.
00:22:29We were sort of dating on and off,
00:22:31and then I found out that he got this supermodel pregnant,
00:22:33and...
00:22:34I mean, I didn't even want to come out tonight,
00:22:35and I ran into them.
00:22:38And I just...
00:22:39I don't know.
00:22:40I just can't hit the Hollywood scene anymore.
00:22:42It's just...
00:22:43It's not for me.
00:22:44I didn't even know you were dating anyone.
00:22:46I thought you were...
00:22:47I thought you were single.
00:22:48Well, slightly single.
00:22:51I mean, it was never anything fully committed.
00:22:55Well, breakups are always pretty tough.
00:22:58Yeah, I just don't get this town.
00:23:01Everyone is always on the search for the bigger, better deal.
00:23:04It just...
00:23:05Yeah, but you know it's all about hype, right?
00:23:07I mean, at the end of the day, that's all it is.
00:23:08It's hype.
00:23:09Well, yeah, but it's different when you're famous.
00:23:14You're part of something better that people are searching for.
00:23:16But I am the exact same person that I've always been.
00:23:20I mean, I'm not in this business for the hype.
00:23:22Hey, Jack!
00:23:23Here!
00:23:25Come on!
00:23:26I got it!
00:23:28Am I going to be on the cover of a tablet as your newest squeeze?
00:23:32I think I can handle that.
00:23:35Right.
00:23:36Oh!
00:23:38I'm so sorry.
00:23:39It's okay.
00:23:39I like a good headbutt.
00:23:41That was...
00:23:41Yeah, I was...
00:23:42I went to kiss her cheek, isn't it?
00:23:44I am such an idiot.
00:23:47He was clearly going for the lips.
00:23:50Okay, well, have a good night.
00:23:51Thanks. Bye.
00:23:52Bye.
00:23:58Seven and I work in a production company that cranks out crappy reality shows.
00:24:03Our job is to find and cast a quote-unquote talent, such as it is.
00:24:09So, just be natural and forget that the camera's even here.
00:24:12Oh, well, I'm very comfortable in front of a camera.
00:24:15So, why don't you tell me how you and Bert met?
00:24:18I'm sure that's a great story.
00:24:19We met on the Internet.
00:24:21Now take these two.
00:24:22They're here for a slot on the upcoming show, Geezer Town.
00:24:26Some people will say or do just about anything to be on TV.
00:24:30A blue pill a day makes your lady want to stay.
00:24:33Oh, yeah!
00:24:37Hey, Dale.
00:24:38Oh, oh.
00:24:40Seven!
00:24:41There's a coffee on line, too.
00:24:43Oh, really?
00:24:44Um, I'll be back in just a second.
00:24:47Oh, hey!
00:24:51This is Dale Squire.
00:24:53Dale, it's Becca.
00:24:56Can you come pick me up, please?
00:24:57Yeah, but what's wrong?
00:25:00I'm up to Haiti.
00:25:01It's like a saucepan.
00:25:02Take a laugh.
00:25:03Okay, I'll be there in two seconds.
00:25:09You don't want to leave this in there.
00:25:10That was Becca.
00:25:11She was crying.
00:25:13I don't know.
00:25:14I've got to go pick her up.
00:25:14I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:25:16Can you cover for me?
00:25:17With the phone, sex, and cyberspace, an 80-year-old couple.
00:25:20Yes.
00:25:20Please, they're kind of scaring me.
00:25:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:22Go.
00:25:23Oh, thank you.
00:25:28Three, two, one.
00:25:31Oh, jeez.
00:25:39Hey.
00:25:43What happened?
00:25:46Becca, what happened?
00:25:47What's wrong?
00:25:49What happened?
00:25:51You have got to be kidding me.
00:25:53I just don't understand.
00:25:55I mean, you got a boot six months ago.
00:25:57How does someone get a boot on their car twice in less than a year?
00:25:59Every Monday, I have to get up and move my car before 9 a.m.
00:26:049 a.m.
00:26:05And?
00:26:07Sometimes I forget, okay?
00:26:10On days like this, it's really helpful to remember that Becca donates blood, rescues puppies, and volunteers at the local
00:26:16soup kitchen.
00:26:17How much?
00:26:19$980.
00:26:21$980?
00:26:22Yes.
00:26:23It's okay.
00:26:24You know what?
00:26:24We'll get the money.
00:26:40Love is alive, alive like a newborn child.
00:26:47Love is a war, broken and running wild.
00:26:54Love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts tonight.
00:27:19Love is a thief, and I'm stealing our hearts tonight.
00:27:33I don't think he's as clean as he used to be.
00:27:36Clean?
00:27:37He's got that whole grungy rock star thing working for him.
00:27:40You can say that again.
00:27:45Hey Jill, we're through tonight.
00:27:46Oh, he had a movie screening, and then he's going out the guys.
00:27:50Because he's so excited about the whole engagement.
00:27:52Yes, he's so excited.
00:27:53And I decided that I don't want a long engagement, so we set a date.
00:27:57September.
00:28:00Oh, that's great.
00:28:01Don't you think that's a little quick?
00:28:03Uh, no, Holly, I don't.
00:28:05I'm pushing 30, okay?
00:28:06You just tell me how it feels when you get here.
00:28:09I'm 25, Jill.
00:28:10It's not like you're 100.
00:28:11Yeah, count me out on this one.
00:28:13Well, my agent told me never to divulge my real age,
00:28:15so I really can't participate in this conversation either.
00:28:18And you both smell like desperate whores.
00:28:26Thank you all for coming.
00:28:27Thank you very much.
00:28:31Hey.
00:28:32You made it.
00:28:32Hi.
00:28:34That was incredible.
00:28:36That was amazing.
00:28:37You think?
00:28:37Yeah, you know everyone, right?
00:28:39Yeah, definitely.
00:28:39Lovely ladies of LA, of course, and Seven.
00:28:41How are you?
00:28:42Much better now that you're here.
00:28:43How are you?
00:28:44Good.
00:28:45Good.
00:28:46Hey.
00:28:48What are you doing?
00:28:49How's that?
00:28:50I'm going to go to the bar.
00:28:51Anybody want a drink?
00:28:52You guys want to join?
00:28:53Sure, why not?
00:28:54I'll stay.
00:28:55Will you give me another Jack and Coke?
00:28:56Yeah, sure.
00:28:57Okay.
00:28:59Hey.
00:28:59Hey.
00:29:04Hey, where did Dale go?
00:29:06Oh, she went to the bar.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:08Oh, well, um, Cece, this is Hallie.
00:29:09I didn't get a chance to introduce you guys the other night.
00:29:11Uh, no, it's nice to meet you.
00:29:12Same.
00:29:13Oh, this is my girlfriend, Dominique.
00:29:18So, um, when are you practicing tomorrow?
00:29:19I want to hear the new song.
00:29:20Oh, but Cece works A&R for our tour manager, so everything's got to get the thumbs up from her.
00:29:25Oh, I'm easy.
00:29:26I mean, well, not kind of easy, you know, but with a voice like his, you can't do much wrong.
00:29:32She's, uh, she's cute.
00:29:34I say go for it.
00:29:36You're in trouble, you know that, Cece?
00:29:38What?
00:29:38Afraid you're going to fall in love?
00:29:42Hold it.
00:29:43Hold it.
00:29:48Okay, you have got to stop it with the winks.
00:29:52She winks?
00:29:52All the time.
00:29:54Pecca is a winker.
00:29:55Pecca's a wanker?
00:29:57No, not a wanker.
00:29:58A winker.
00:29:59She winks.
00:30:01I only do it to guys that I think are cute, okay?
00:30:04It's for this movie I'm doing.
00:30:05It's a character role.
00:30:06What?
00:30:07So what do you guys do at Apple?
00:30:09Um, at home.
00:30:11Yeah, I got to work early in the morning.
00:30:12Whoa, whoa, lame, lame.
00:30:13Excuse me, can I have, uh, can we get six tequila shots, please?
00:30:16Pop shell?
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:18Oh, no.
00:30:19No, that is trouble.
00:30:20I puked.
00:30:21I'll clean it up.
00:30:23Oh, God.
00:30:24Uh, can't you stop lucky you even got her out?
00:30:26She's always in bed by 10 p.m.
00:30:28Maybe just one night.
00:30:30Uh, I would, but I really should go.
00:30:33Me either.
00:30:34I'm interviewing wedding planners in the morning.
00:30:36I have an audition at 9.
00:30:37I'm casting.
00:30:39I'm free.
00:30:40I'll come.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:41Well, I'll let you all set up this one time, okay?
00:30:45But next time, you're staying.
00:30:47All of you, stay in.
00:30:48Good job.
00:30:48Okay, bye.
00:30:49Yeah, have a good day.
00:30:50Bye, guys.
00:30:51See you later.
00:30:52I don't mean to be rude, but can I get an autograph?
00:30:56Oh, yeah, sure.
00:31:01Thanks.
00:31:02I'm a big fan.
00:31:05Wow, that is a lot of tequila.
00:31:08Oh, yeah.
00:31:09I'm just letting you know now that tequila and I are a wild mix.
00:31:12Things might get silly.
00:31:14Okay.
00:31:16All right, but only if you do a wraparound.
00:31:21Go like this.
00:31:29Just once.
00:31:30And I'm not going to let you put your penis in my ass either.
00:31:33It's an out hole, not an in hole.
00:31:34Why are you being such a prude?
00:31:36I'm not being a prude.
00:31:37I'm just not a porn star, okay?
00:31:39Now it's our lack of sex in front of everybody.
00:31:42I just had the wedding on my mind, all right?
00:31:44The wedding, which you haven't had any input in, BTW.
00:31:49BTW, Jesus.
00:31:51It's because I work and I don't sit at home eating chip and dip and obsess over the wedding.
00:31:55What?
00:31:55Yes, it is disgusting what you're doing.
00:31:57It's a pig.
00:31:58I'm a pig.
00:31:59Hi.
00:31:59Hi.
00:32:00Hi.
00:32:00Are you guys okay?
00:32:02Yeah, we're good.
00:32:03We're just here working on our calves.
00:32:04Hey, hi.
00:32:06Well, that's, I know.
00:32:07Who was that?
00:32:08That's, uh, that is a client.
00:32:11Jill.
00:32:12God.
00:32:12Yeah, right.
00:32:13Back off.
00:32:13Yeah, right.
00:32:14That's what it is.
00:32:16Jill calls our engagement to Drew a match made in heaven.
00:32:20Watching them squabble about wedding cakes and the medicinal benefits of anal sex,
00:32:24I couldn't help but think that heaven has a strange sense of humor.
00:32:28I'll call you later, okay?
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:30Bye.
00:32:30Come on, Bowie.
00:32:31Bowie?
00:32:32Terrible, man.
00:32:34Listen, I want to try it.
00:32:36It's just one, one little, just one time.
00:32:38No!
00:32:41You know, that camera looks very good on you.
00:32:43Oh, you think?
00:32:45So what are you going to do with these pictures?
00:32:46I don't know.
00:32:47You know, maybe you sell them on the internet and make some money off your ass.
00:32:51Album cover, my man.
00:32:53I'm telling you.
00:32:55Want some?
00:32:56Oh, no, no, thanks.
00:32:57I'm cool.
00:32:58You smoke too much, Jeffers.
00:32:59Way too much.
00:33:00What?
00:33:01It's all natural.
00:33:02Oh, organic.
00:33:05No chemicals.
00:33:07Is this new?
00:33:09It is.
00:33:10It's about a girl.
00:33:12Is it about?
00:33:14That blonde?
00:33:15Blonde?
00:33:16No.
00:33:18No blonde.
00:33:21There ain't no words that I could say
00:33:26Cause words would just get in the way
00:33:32But it is written in the wind
00:33:38This is where it all begins
00:33:43I've been dreaming you to last
00:33:49I've been hoping every night
00:33:54Now you're wanting me to stay
00:34:00Keeps getting better every day
00:34:03Every day
00:34:06And I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:11I think about it all the time
00:34:17I'm so happy I could cry
00:34:21I just can't get you off my mind
00:34:28I found a reason for living again
00:34:33I found a reason for loving again
00:34:37We'll see you later
00:34:43So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
00:34:45It's pretty good
00:34:47There's a bit of drama though
00:34:48Wow, drama and a wedding
00:34:50It's shocking
00:34:51Yeah, well, Jill wants this, you know
00:34:53Chapel filled with 8,000 red roses
00:34:56And some, like, $80,000 wedding dinner
00:35:00And $7,000 wedding dress
00:35:01And her dad won't cover the entire tab
00:35:03Wow, I'm very glad that I'm not Drew right now
00:35:05Or her dad
00:35:06Yeah, but that's just Jill, you know
00:35:09We love her for it
00:35:10She's extravagant
00:35:10You know, I've known her since I was 11
00:35:12We went to boarding school together
00:35:14Wow, you went to boarding school when you were 11
00:35:16Did you miss your parents a lot?
00:35:18Yeah
00:35:20Um, it's complicated
00:35:21When did you get home to see them?
00:35:23Well, on the holidays
00:35:24Or, you know, the occasional odd long weekend
00:35:27No, I liked boarding school
00:35:29It was what I needed
00:35:31How do you mean?
00:35:34Well, my parents died when I was a kid
00:35:37I've told you that, right?
00:35:39No
00:35:40No, I'm very sorry
00:35:41I didn't know that
00:35:43How did they die?
00:35:44Together?
00:35:46No, they actually died separately
00:35:49Um, my dad was when I was 5
00:35:50My mom was when I was 11
00:35:54Oh, no, no, no
00:35:55It's not sad
00:35:57It was a really long time ago
00:36:00I just don't talk about it much
00:36:06Um, what about your parents?
00:36:08They're still together, right?
00:36:10Still together
00:36:11Yeah, after 30 years
00:36:13They're totally in love with each other
00:36:15It's amazing
00:36:16Oh, you can get that
00:36:19No, no, no
00:36:20That's okay
00:36:22But you can get that
00:36:24Sorry
00:36:26Oh, it's Hallie
00:36:27Just two seconds
00:36:29Hey
00:36:31Um, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:36:32I'm still here
00:36:37Um, sure
00:36:37That's fine
00:36:40Wait
00:36:41You didn't really just do
00:36:43What I think you just did, did you?
00:36:44Because
00:36:44I kind of had plans
00:36:46To just spend the night with you
00:36:47Um, she's outside
00:36:48How did she get my address?
00:36:50I don't know
00:36:51Not for me
00:36:52Hello
00:36:54Door's open
00:36:55Hi
00:36:57Dale said she was coming by
00:36:58To shoot the band today
00:36:59So I thought I'd surprise you
00:37:01Hey
00:37:01Hey
00:37:02We actually finished a couple hours ago
00:37:04But, um
00:37:05Really?
00:37:06Yeah
00:37:08Wanted you, uh
00:37:09Sit back down
00:37:10You're not
00:37:10Yeah
00:37:11No, I know
00:37:12I'm sorry I'm lame
00:37:13But I
00:37:14Have to work in the morning
00:37:15So
00:37:16You should see the show she's casting
00:37:18It is so funny
00:37:18Look, you could stay
00:37:20Have another beer
00:37:20Oh, I'm sure we'll do it some other time
00:37:22But I'll see you guys later
00:37:23Just
00:37:24One
00:37:24One second
00:37:27All right, Mr. Zachary
00:37:29Um
00:37:30I'll text you tomorrow
00:37:31Why are you leaving?
00:37:33Because I have to work tomorrow
00:37:35And you're just gonna leave me
00:37:36With your friend in there
00:37:37Hey, Zach
00:37:38Where's your corkscrew?
00:37:39Okay
00:37:41Okay
00:37:44She just showed up
00:37:45Hours later
00:37:46Unannounced
00:37:46I guess something did happen
00:37:48Between them the other night
00:37:49What'd Zach say?
00:37:51Well, I mean
00:37:52He said he wanted me to stay
00:37:53And, you know
00:37:54But I think he was just playing dumb
00:37:56I'm gonna get you, Dale
00:37:57I really don't
00:37:58What?
00:37:59Why don't you just go for him?
00:38:02Because, Seven
00:38:03I'm done having meaningless relationships
00:38:05With these loser L.A. guys
00:38:07Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun
00:38:08Whoa
00:38:08Zach is a loser L.A. guy
00:38:12No, he's
00:38:14No, he's not
00:38:15But, anyhow
00:38:16I'm not his type
00:38:17Especially now that
00:38:19Hallie's all over him
00:38:20You are so wrong
00:38:21You're so wrong
00:38:23It doesn't matter
00:38:24Because, hey
00:38:25I'm gonna go out
00:38:25On a date with Hayden
00:38:27Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:38:28But just his friend
00:38:28You're going out with Hayden?
00:38:30The fame-seeking personal trainer
00:38:32Who's only using you
00:38:34To get ahead
00:38:34In this desperate city
00:38:36Oh, shit, Seven
00:38:38That's harsh
00:38:39He just wants to schmooze you
00:38:40So you listen to his
00:38:41Stupid reality show concept
00:38:43What?
00:38:43He's only interested
00:38:44In seeing what you can do
00:38:45For him and his career
00:38:46Because you have a career
00:38:47And the only reason
00:38:48Hallie isn't to Zach
00:38:49Is because you gave her
00:38:50The okay to pursue
00:38:52I never said pursue
00:38:54She asked me
00:38:55If we'd ever hooked up
00:38:55And I said no
00:38:56But I
00:38:56I've never said this to you before
00:38:57But you are gonna regret this
00:38:59Trust me
00:39:02Damn it
00:39:02You're afraid
00:39:03Of a real relationship, Dale
00:39:05Why does everyone
00:39:06Keep saying that?
00:39:07I am not scared
00:39:08Of relationships
00:39:08But you're scared
00:39:10Of something
00:39:13Let's just forget about it
00:39:17Okay
00:39:27Okay
00:39:29Sorry
00:39:29Yeah
00:39:30No, it's okay
00:39:31I just wasn't expecting that
00:39:36Was it weird seeing Dale?
00:39:41Yeah
00:39:42Yeah, it was weird
00:39:44I felt like I sensed something
00:39:46Between you guys
00:39:49Yeah
00:39:50Yeah
00:39:51Yeah, I think
00:39:51Maybe you did
00:39:52I don't know
00:39:52Dale and I are really tight
00:39:54You know
00:39:55And as I told you before
00:39:56Hallie
00:39:57I'm just not that interested
00:39:58In a relationship right now
00:39:59And I wouldn't want anyone
00:40:00To get the wrong impression
00:40:01About what's going on here
00:40:04She's the one
00:40:05That told me to pursue you
00:40:06Just so you know
00:40:07She told you that?
00:40:09Yeah
00:40:10You sound surprised
00:40:11She said you guys
00:40:12Were just friends
00:40:13You've never hooked up
00:40:14And that she isn't your type
00:40:17Not my type
00:40:21So are we cool?
00:40:23Yeah
00:40:23Yeah, yeah
00:40:24We're cool
00:40:24We're cool
00:40:24But I just
00:40:25I don't think this is a very good idea
00:40:27Right now
00:40:28Okay?
00:40:28What?
00:40:29This isn't a good idea?
00:40:30Look
00:40:30I just
00:40:31I'm just not that into this
00:40:32Right now
00:40:33You're not into this?
00:40:34No
00:40:35Are you into this?
00:40:36No
00:40:45Hey
00:40:47Hey
00:40:47Hey Hayden
00:40:47Hey, is that a stut up?
00:40:49Hey Hayden
00:40:49Oh
00:40:50I'm just joking
00:40:52I'm kidding
00:40:54Hey
00:40:54Hey
00:40:55That's
00:40:55That's not expected
00:40:57It's really, really nice to see you
00:40:58So this is a great restaurant
00:40:59It's got some health conscious options
00:41:01Okay
00:41:01Because you know
00:41:03I like to take care of myself
00:41:05As you can see
00:41:07I did notice
00:41:08Your pecs just now
00:41:09Oh
00:41:10Hey
00:41:11Hey
00:41:12Are you flexing?
00:41:14What a pouch you would say
00:41:16Really?
00:41:17Wow
00:41:21What are you options for something low carb, low fat, low sodium, high protein?
00:41:25Which is better?
00:41:26The bacon cheeseburger or the baby back rim?
00:41:28It's a Cajun sound, wild caught or a farm race
00:41:30Do you have chicken fingers or branche?
00:41:32My favorite organic, vegan, non-soy, gluten-free, non-gen
00:41:35Do you recommend the mac and cheese?
00:41:35Can you steam that into the grilling it?
00:41:37Because I don't want any acrylamides in my food
00:41:38I have the crab cakes with butter sauce, extra butter
00:41:40Aren't these Swedish meatballs kosher?
00:41:43You're right, but people really are vain here
00:41:45I mean, I'm not
00:41:46I'm self-aware
00:41:47Which is like radically different
00:41:50And I'm self-conscious
00:41:51Conscious of self
00:41:52Right
00:41:53I'm self-conscious
00:41:54Which is a good thing, I think
00:41:55What do you think?
00:41:56Well, I mean, I think it's really good
00:41:58I'm all about my work
00:41:59And my body is my work
00:42:00So, one might say that
00:42:02Yeah, I'm all about my body
00:42:04But
00:42:05In some respects that is true
00:42:06But I mean, you're completely missing the point
00:42:08And the point is
00:42:13Completely missed my point
00:42:15Okay, rewind
00:42:16Reset
00:42:17Uh, look
00:42:19I feel like we've got a great vibe between you and me
00:42:21Great energy going on here
00:42:22So, yeah
00:42:23Okay
00:42:24I get it
00:42:26So, let's lay the facts down
00:42:28You want to be with me
00:42:29And vice versa
00:42:30That much is clear
00:42:30But my work always comes first
00:42:33I need to lay that down right off the bat
00:42:35Basically, my body comes before you
00:42:38He seems perfect
00:42:39Good looking
00:42:40Somewhat single-minded
00:42:42Somewhat vain
00:42:43And it's not too bright
00:42:45No promise of a great romance
00:42:47No chance of falling too hard for this guy
00:42:50No risk of getting hurt
00:42:53But is this right for me?
00:42:56I'm kind of sensing a pattern here
00:42:59She's got this great, beautiful chest on you
00:43:02With great definition
00:43:03You probably bench press quite a bit
00:43:04Is Seven right about me?
00:43:06I hate for Seven to be right
00:43:08Because he's always right about that kind of stuff
00:43:16Seriously, I don't think that's jerky or...
00:43:18I need a sign
00:43:19Is this right for me?
00:43:22I got this great idea
00:43:24I know you're going to love it
00:43:27Fitness fanatics
00:43:28It's my reality TV show
00:43:32Check, please
00:43:34Is that the checks?
00:43:45Ready, Freddy?
00:43:47We're walking, right?
00:43:49You don't want to drive?
00:43:50You guys, it's two blocks
00:43:51They have valet parking, you know
00:44:00So where's Hallie this morning?
00:44:03I don't know
00:44:03I saw her on Tuesday
00:44:04And I haven't seen her for the rest of the week
00:44:07You know that she changed her status to
00:44:08It's complicated?
00:44:10What does that mean?
00:44:11It's complicated?
00:44:13With who?
00:44:14Oh my gosh, you guys
00:44:16The yoga instructor just smiled at me
00:44:18He is the cutest dimple
00:44:21Okay, he's telling us to shut up
00:44:23His smile is his estate at Zen
00:44:25Oh gosh
00:44:29Namaste
00:44:30Namaste
00:44:31You guys really do this all the time?
00:44:33Yeah
00:44:34I have to
00:44:35I'm older than you
00:44:36You get fatter quicker
00:44:38Sorry, I'm late
00:44:39I just got your message
00:44:42You're late
00:44:44Hey
00:44:45Hey
00:44:47What's going on?
00:44:48You guys look so serious
00:44:49I was telling Dale about my wedding
00:44:51Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet
00:44:53Or groomsmen for that matter
00:44:55Well, you know
00:44:56We're guys
00:44:57We take a little bit longer
00:44:58We're that kind of stuff
00:45:00Yeah
00:45:02Well, I gotta go
00:45:03I have a hair appointment at two
00:45:04And then a couple jewelry design appointments
00:45:06Wow, that's so fetch
00:45:07Congrats, girl
00:45:08Thanks, girl
00:45:09So I'll call you later
00:45:10Hey, do you mind driving me home?
00:45:13No yoga
00:45:15No, we missed it
00:45:16Um, yeah
00:45:17I guess
00:45:20Okay
00:45:21When did that start
00:45:22And did you know?
00:45:24Well, I mean
00:45:25I kind of guessed
00:45:25But
00:45:26Does she know about you two?
00:45:28What's there to know?
00:45:30Hallie should know better
00:45:31Seriously
00:45:32Anybody that knows you
00:45:33Would know that you are so hot for him
00:45:34Becca
00:45:35I am not so hot for him
00:45:36No
00:45:37He's your friend
00:45:37And
00:45:38It is so typical of Hallie
00:45:40She's a fame whore
00:45:41No, she's not
00:45:44It's
00:45:45Damn it
00:45:46She is a fame whore
00:45:47No, she's not
00:45:48Oh, God
00:45:49Hallie's just frustrating me so much right now
00:45:51And she doesn't deserve that
00:45:53Hallie was there for me
00:45:54When I had that swine flu
00:45:56Every time I've broken up
00:45:57With a quasi-boyfriend
00:45:59I don't know what I would have done
00:46:01About that stalker
00:46:02If it wasn't for Hallie
00:46:04I need something to take my mind
00:46:06And I'll follow this
00:46:10Jill, I don't know what I would do without you
00:46:12Oh, come on
00:46:12It's what friends are for
00:46:14Oh, honey
00:46:15Do you like that setting?
00:46:16Yeah, no, I do
00:46:16It's nice
00:46:17You didn't even look
00:46:18No, I did
00:46:19I'm looking
00:46:19Yeah, I love it
00:46:20It's
00:46:21What do you think, Jill?
00:46:22Oh, that's beautiful
00:46:23Yeah?
00:46:24Okay, I gotta go
00:46:24I gotta go
00:46:25I gotta go
00:46:25Wait, what?
00:46:26I gotta go
00:46:26I'm 20 minutes late for the meeting
00:46:28Why I love
00:46:28Oh, look at
00:46:29That's great
00:46:30That was my favorite
00:46:31I love you
00:46:32I love you
00:46:32So much
00:46:33I love you
00:46:35Shit
00:46:36He makes me so mad
00:46:38We're planning the registry
00:46:39For the most important day of our life
00:46:41And he just leaves
00:46:42Maybe he's just feeling a bit of
00:46:44A bit of what?
00:46:45Anxiety?
00:46:46Can't believe you're defending him
00:46:48What?
00:46:49No, no, no
00:46:50I'm not defending him
00:46:51You just don't understand
00:46:52You can't possibly comprehend
00:46:54What it feels like inside of me right now
00:46:55Because you've never been here
00:46:56Well, it's
00:46:58That's true
00:47:00I used to think about
00:47:01What it'd be like
00:47:01To live your life, Jill
00:47:03Just walking in your shoes
00:47:06Nobody expects anything from you
00:47:08They don't
00:47:10No one expects anything from me?
00:47:12Mm-hmm
00:47:13Because you don't have parents
00:47:14Expecting babies and marriages
00:47:15And perfect husbands
00:47:18It's really hard
00:47:20It's true, but
00:47:22It doesn't mean I want to end up alone
00:47:25Tell me something, Jill
00:47:27Am I expecting too much?
00:47:30Is wanting my fiancée to be excited about our wedding
00:47:33Is that too much?
00:47:38I don't know, Jill
00:47:39Back at St. Mary's for our first communion
00:47:42The biggest deal was finding out who you were going to get paired up with
00:47:46I dreamed of walking down the aisle with Billy Dobson
00:47:49Hand in hand
00:47:51But no such luck
00:47:52He was paired with Jill
00:47:54And I ended up with
00:47:55What's-his-face
00:47:55Who picked his nose all the time
00:47:59I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down the aisle
00:48:01With a Billy Dobson of my own
00:48:11Oh, is this your parents?
00:48:13Yeah, that's them
00:48:16And is this you with your mother?
00:48:19Yeah
00:48:23Here, look at this one
00:48:25Oh, that's great
00:48:26With the smoke around your face
00:48:29Yeah
00:48:31So how's Hallie?
00:48:33Looks like you guys are an item now, huh?
00:48:35No
00:48:35No, not an item
00:48:37Definitely not
00:48:38She's a very nice girl
00:48:40But she doesn't take no for an answer, does she?
00:48:44Well, you're a big boy
00:48:45I'm sure you can handle her
00:48:47Hey, I wanted to ask you
00:48:49Did you tell her to pursue me?
00:48:55Hello there, Miss Homebody
00:48:56Why aren't you dressed yet?
00:48:58For what?
00:48:59Did you forget my big screen debut deal?
00:49:01Well, we're going to my L.A. red carpet premiere
00:49:03Hello
00:49:04What do you think, Johnson?
00:49:06I think she's dead
00:49:12No excuses
00:49:14Seven was supposed to tell you
00:49:15Yeah, well, he didn't
00:49:16Oh my God, I did actually
00:49:18It's just that you had your head buried in those photos
00:49:20And you didn't notice
00:49:21Well, I mean, can I wear this?
00:49:22It's L.A.
00:49:23You can wear whatever you want
00:49:25Okay, I'll just grab my purse
00:49:26I'll get your heels
00:49:29Well, hello to you too
00:49:30I thought you said you had a meeting to go to
00:49:31What?
00:49:32You said you had a meeting, remember, when I texted you earlier?
00:49:35Oh, yeah, I did, but I'm done now
00:49:37Hallie, Hallie, what's up? What's going on?
00:49:39What's going on?
00:49:40I think I should be asking you that question
00:49:42Excuse me?
00:49:43What is going on, Dale?
00:49:45Look, I'm just...
00:49:47Nothing?
00:49:47Did I miss something here?
00:49:49Oh, wait
00:49:49Do you like him now? Is that it?
00:49:51Look, I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:49:54Of course you are
00:49:55Zach, you're a piece of crap, you know that?
00:49:57You're just another famous asshole guy
00:49:59Who thinks he can screw around with any girl he wants
00:50:01And then not call him, well, fuck you
00:50:02We're not even dating, Hallie
00:50:04I've told you that ten times
00:50:05Okay, look, look
00:50:06I'm just going to leave, all right?
00:50:07Dale, as long as I'm here, this is not going to end well
00:50:09Just leave, okay?
00:50:14I bet you wanted that to happen, didn't you?
00:50:18I'm seriously not following you, Hallie
00:50:20You really need to calm down
00:50:21You put on this little woe is me act
00:50:23But I'm not buying it
00:50:25Just because you throw yourself at every guy who's famous
00:50:28Who you think can get you somewhere
00:50:30And who you think wants you and then shoots you down
00:50:32You know what? Don't take that out on me, okay?
00:50:34You play the victim thing really well
00:50:36But it's a load of crap
00:50:39Shut up
00:50:39You're not my friend, Dale
00:50:41You're just like every other two-faced girl in L.A.
00:50:44You just play it better
00:50:45Come on, you guys, this is retarded
00:50:46Are you just going to take her side?
00:50:47I'm not taking anybody's side, okay?
00:50:50Come on, Hallie, let's go
00:50:51Just don't touch me
00:50:56That really just happened?
00:51:05This week on Dirty Roomies
00:51:07What are you going to clean us up? I can't live like this
00:51:09I made a mess, I don't understand why I just have to clean it up
00:51:12You guys had sex?
00:51:14We have to do a paper edit on these and get them to a letter
00:51:16And the producers just want to see it by Friday
00:51:18I think clean's overrated
00:51:20There's so much food down to eat
00:51:22I'm not pooping where I eat
00:51:24There's something really truthful about just waiting and doing your whole job at once
00:51:27We're going to just use up all the dishes and then it's time to clean
00:51:35So you want to talk about it?
00:51:37Not really
00:51:39Hallie call?
00:51:41No
00:51:42Call her?
00:51:43And say what?
00:51:44I haven't done anything
00:51:45Until I do it
00:51:46I'm not a housewife
00:51:47I found fleas in the bedroom
00:51:49You mean my pets?
00:51:50I think fleas are people too
00:51:51And they should be treated
00:51:53So I chose her my pets
00:51:54And you're going to kill them?
00:51:56Are you a murderer?
00:51:58Seven, what do you think I should do?
00:52:01Be honest
00:52:03Well, I've been honest
00:52:06Not with Hallie
00:52:07With yourself
00:52:10Sorry, babe
00:52:11I cannot give you any more advice on this one
00:52:14And you put on your pants
00:52:15You look like
00:52:16You know, look
00:52:16If Vanessa has a problem with it
00:52:17She should clean that shit up
00:52:19Hey, it's Dale
00:52:21Listen, Hallie
00:52:22Will you
00:52:23Will you just call me back?
00:52:24Please?
00:52:26Since I have a private number
00:52:27Hallie won't pick up
00:52:29Neither will any of our friends
00:52:30In case it's, you know
00:52:31Someone annoying
00:52:32They will call you back
00:52:34But since we all have private numbers
00:52:36It's nearly impossible for us to communicate by phone
00:52:39Fortunately
00:52:40I pick up my phone
00:52:41Otherwise, this game of trading voicemails would never end
00:52:44Hello?
00:52:46Hey, it's Hallie
00:52:47Hey
00:52:49Jerk off!
00:52:50You
00:52:51This guy's on his cell phone
00:52:53I can't drive
00:52:55Sorry
00:52:57Hey, are you okay?
00:52:59Yeah, I'm okay
00:53:00How are you?
00:53:02Hey, um
00:53:03You want to meet up for dinner tonight
00:53:05And maybe just
00:53:05Clear the air about everything?
00:53:07Yeah, I think we should
00:53:08How does 8pm at Cascade count?
00:53:11Alright, sounds good
00:53:11Great, I'll meet you there
00:53:15Aw
00:53:19You didn't think I'd forget, did you?
00:53:22Wow, they're beautiful
00:53:24Thank you
00:53:26So what are big plans for tonight?
00:53:28Well, that was, um, Hallie
00:53:30She wants to, uh, get together
00:53:31And think so we can talk about everything
00:53:34I think she forgot it was my birthday, though
00:53:35I mean, which is understandable under the circumstances
00:53:38What about the other girls?
00:53:40I guess it slipped their mind
00:53:42Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding
00:53:43And, you know, Becca just got that huge movie, so
00:53:46It's okay
00:53:48Happy birthday, Del
00:53:58Hi, I have a reservation for, um, Squire or Hallie Kimball
00:54:03Thanks
00:54:06Surprise!
00:54:09You didn't think you were going to forget, did you?
00:54:11I kind of did
00:54:12Happy birthday
00:54:13Happy birthday
00:54:14Happy birthday
00:54:15Alright you guys, let's dance!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:17Woo!
00:54:19Woo!
00:54:19Woo!
00:54:19Woo!
00:54:19You're my dream
00:54:22Get away
00:54:25You're my dream
00:54:29You're my dream
00:54:30You're my dream
00:54:36You're my dream
00:54:37Woo!
00:54:37Woo!
00:54:38Woo!
00:54:39Woo!
00:54:39Woo!
00:54:39Make a wish
00:54:40But don't tell anyone or it won't come true
00:54:42Okay
00:54:43What could I possibly wish for?
00:54:50Woo!
00:54:52Woo!
00:54:53Woo!
00:54:54Woo!
00:54:54Woo!
00:54:54Woo!
00:54:54Woo!
00:54:55Woo!
00:55:02Woo!
00:55:05Woo!
00:55:12You're drunk, Jill
00:55:13You never cared before when I was drunk
00:55:15And it's Dale's birthday for Christ sakes
00:55:18Alright, you have got to lower your voice now
00:55:21Because now you're making a scene
00:55:22Uh, you've got to relax, Drew
00:55:24Because there's nothing I've never heard before
00:55:26You are so self-centered, Drew
00:55:29There's bigger things happening in the world
00:55:31Than your stupid actor clients
00:55:33And the Nielsen ratings on the TV
00:55:35You're now officially embarrassing everybody here
00:55:39Okay?
00:55:39Don't you dare effing tell me that I'm embarrassing you, okay?
00:55:44Because my friends think you're a douchebag
00:55:47Yeah
00:55:47A nasty-ass sleazebag agent
00:55:51Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag
00:55:52It's okay
00:55:52Thanks
00:55:54Oh, where are you gonna go?
00:55:55Are you gonna go home and masturbate to one of your anime porns?
00:56:00It's cartoons
00:56:01He made me watch anime porn
00:56:03Yeah, I'm gonna go home and masturbate
00:56:06This is disgusting
00:56:07Because it's better than anything you're giving me at home
00:56:09No, because you love to masturbate
00:56:11Because for you, it's like having sex with somebody that you love
00:56:15Yourself!
00:56:15Wait, did you just make that up?
00:56:17Annie Hall, 77
00:56:18I'm going home!
00:56:19You're gonna go screw one of your actresses?
00:56:22One of your stupid, slutty, sleep-your-way-to-the-top actresses
00:56:30Honey, I need to go to the bathroom
00:56:33Somebody can stick around
00:56:34Because now she's drunk
00:56:35And you're pissed off
00:56:37That's like the worst combination for you
00:56:39I know
00:56:40Oh, just stop it
00:56:41Excuse me, it's okay
00:56:44It's okay
00:56:47I'm stuck
00:56:49I'm sorry, Dil
00:56:50Jill, you don't have to be sorry
00:56:52You just got a little wasted, that's all
00:56:54Oh, I drank too much
00:56:57Never drinking again
00:56:59Heard that one before
00:57:04I don't think he wants to marry me, you guys
00:57:07And then I'm getting married in three weeks
00:57:11No?
00:57:12Don't worry about Drew right now
00:57:13Just finish blowing chunks, okay?
00:57:16Why don't you go make sure everything's okay out there?
00:57:18I'll stay here with Jill
00:57:19Okay
00:57:21Listen, Hallie
00:57:23I'm really sorry
00:57:24Are we okay?
00:57:25Yeah, we're okay
00:57:26I said a lot of things I didn't mean
00:57:28I'm sorry
00:57:28Me, too
00:57:29I'm so sorry
00:57:30You're okay
00:57:37Look what the cat dragged in
00:57:39Seven told me about your little surprise party
00:57:42You know, it's your birthday, so I wanted to come out
00:57:45See you
00:57:47I'm glad you did
00:57:48I'm glad you did
00:57:49Wait, where are the girls?
00:57:52Oh my God, I told everybody he jacks off
00:57:56Two cartoons
00:57:57Oh God
00:57:58I am not drunk, but I definitely am hungry
00:58:04Come on, let's come get something to eat, I'm really hungry
00:58:07You two wanna come eat?
00:58:08Oh no, we'll stay
00:58:09I mean, I'll stay here
00:58:10I'll stay here
00:58:11I'll stay with you
00:58:13Okay
00:58:19Bye
00:58:20Thank you
00:58:21Thank you
00:58:22Whoop
00:58:24Chloe
00:58:25Wow
00:58:26Quite a night
00:58:27Yeah
00:58:28Definitely
00:58:29It was a birthday dance?
00:58:31I don't know
00:58:33Come on
00:58:33Come on
00:58:35I wish that I was walking
00:58:39Cause I would not be stopping
00:58:44Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:49Till I wake in your backyard
00:58:54In a dream I heard you talking
00:58:57Finally
00:58:58They're so cute
00:59:00Thank you
00:59:01I knew it
00:59:02I knew it
00:59:04Do you feel older?
00:59:07Yes
00:59:09So when is your tour starting?
00:59:12You know, we actually just had to push another month
00:59:14Our tour manager totally screwed it up
00:59:17She got the dates wrong
00:59:18Actually, Cece
00:59:20Whom I think you've met
00:59:22Oh
00:59:22The blonde?
00:59:23Yeah, the blonde's
00:59:24At the park and then at the show
00:59:27Right, you had a thing with her, right?
00:59:30No
00:59:32No
00:59:32No, no, no, no
00:59:33She works with me
00:59:33She's tour manager
00:59:35I'm
00:59:36Not into
00:59:37Guys
00:59:38But
00:59:39What makes you think that I was into her?
00:59:41The fact that I'm now officially an idiot
00:59:44His lesbian tour manager
00:59:46Is there?
00:59:47Ugh
00:59:49To feel I might be falling
00:59:52To feel I might be falling
00:59:55I love the way you say
00:59:56I love the way you say
00:59:57What's that?
00:59:58It's a birthday present
00:59:59I love the way you say
01:00:02I love the way you say
01:00:03It'll bring you luck
01:00:04I thought you could use it a little bit
01:00:06Yeah
01:00:06I'll stay asleep here for a day or two
01:00:13Thank you
01:00:14It's
01:00:15It's good
01:00:17It's good
01:00:18You're welcome
01:00:24It's good
01:00:25It's good
01:00:30It's good
01:00:32It's good
01:00:34I want that moment to last
01:00:37I'll do whatever you ask
01:00:39If you'll just bring me back
01:00:43Don't get too attached Dale
01:00:47Come on Jill
01:00:48We're gonna go have a sleepover at Dale's tonight
01:00:51Drew
01:00:53You okay?
01:00:54Just a couple glasses of water and some sleep
01:00:57Let's go
01:00:58Yeah
01:00:59Come on babe
01:01:04Oh that's disgusting
01:01:05This is definitely picture worthy
01:01:16Is that her puke bucket?
01:01:21Okay
01:01:22Becca's Manny
01:01:24That's so funny
01:01:29She's a kid
01:01:29Granny Manny
01:01:31Bowie
01:01:32He's gonna have the worst diarrhea in the world
01:01:37It's so weird getting older, isn't it?
01:01:39Everything just changes so fast
01:01:43Yeah, but that's supposed to be the exciting part, isn't it?
01:01:47Why haven't you ever dated Zach?
01:01:53Because I never felt like I was good enough for him
01:01:57But you like him a lot, right?
01:02:01Yeah
01:02:02And you think he's handsome
01:02:04Yeah
01:02:06And he likes the doll ears
01:02:09I love his bully
01:02:11And he's one of your best friends
01:02:13Mhm
01:02:15So why don't you pursue him?
01:02:17I always liked him
01:02:20I'm just not good at pursuing a guy
01:02:25Hallie, I'm sorry if I made you feel jealous
01:02:27I mean, I never...
01:02:28I never meant to
01:02:29I never even knew I did
01:02:31I guess I just feel the way you felt with JP, you know?
01:02:36Yeah, I understand that
01:02:43The next morning, as soon as she woke up
01:02:45Jill took a cab straight home to face the music
01:02:48Not knowing if that music would be a wedding march
01:02:52Drew!
01:02:55I'm sorry
01:02:58I'm so sorry
01:03:05I'm sorry
01:03:06I love you
01:03:15I really do love you
01:03:18Me too
01:03:27Smell my hair
01:03:28Does it still smell like cigarettes?
01:03:31No, it smells like Jill
01:03:33Wow, look at this
01:03:34Party at our place
01:03:36It's only 9am
01:03:37Last night she was wearing the ugliest pair of cotton granny panties I've ever seen in my entire life
01:03:43Oh, come on, Seven
01:03:44We all know that you have a pair of granny panties stashed somewhere
01:03:47Please
01:03:48Shut up, there were my period panties
01:03:51Hello
01:03:52Sorry to just barge in like that, but the door was open
01:03:54Hey
01:03:55Look, I'm recruiting people for a ride up the coast, who's in?
01:03:58Camp
01:04:00Dale?
01:04:01Now, don't even begin to say no, you're coming with me, you need the fresh air, so does Bowie
01:04:08What do you think, Bowie?
01:04:14All right, twist our arm
01:04:18To be my love, be my guide, be my shelter in the night, be my hope, be my truth, I
01:04:32will not forget you
01:04:36And through the warm, the days of sleepless nights, this old ragged heart, too frail to fight, we'll hold on
01:04:47to you, till you are all I need
01:04:54You
01:04:59You
01:05:03You
01:05:11To be my love, be my guide
01:05:16Be my shelter in the night
01:05:22Be my truth, I will never, I will never catch you
01:05:32Thank you
01:05:34I think you like to go inside
01:05:37Okay, going in boy, good job
01:05:40Thanks, I really needed that
01:05:42Yeah, so did I, definitely
01:05:57Okay, can I just talk to you for a second Dale
01:06:01Just about you and me and about us and what's happening here
01:06:07What about us?
01:06:09I don't know, I just
01:06:14I think I'm falling in love with you
01:06:19And I know that scares you and I know that makes you want to run away but I am not
01:06:22going anywhere
01:06:26Dale, I'm not gonna die on you, I'm not your mother or your father
01:06:31You're so scared of anything that's real and I'm right here
01:06:38And I just want to know if you feel the same way
01:06:44You hooked up with one of my best friends, Zach
01:06:50Wow
01:06:53Wow, I thought I understood what was going on here but I guess I was just, I guess I was
01:06:58just totally wrong
01:07:01I can't believe you're saying that about me, I can't believe you don't trust me
01:07:08I just want something real
01:07:10I've been chasing you for two years Dale, two years, you know how that feels?
01:07:16But I can't do it anymore, not if you don't feel the same way about me
01:07:28Goodbye Dale
01:07:40I told Zach I want something real
01:07:43And here I go, screwing up the best chance I'll ever have at something real
01:07:48What do you think I wished for my birthday?
01:07:51It starts with Z and ends with Ack
01:07:56And it turns out, Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie
01:08:03But even if he had, how could I blame him?
01:08:05I practically pushed him into Hallie's arms
01:08:08She was right
01:08:09Maybe I do blame victims sometimes
01:08:11Everyone's been right about me
01:08:13You're afraid of a real relationship, Dale
01:08:15I just put a blind eye to it
01:08:17I'm scared of getting hurt
01:08:19Because he's too perfect
01:08:21I've kept Zach at arm's length
01:08:23I'm so afraid of getting hurt that you end up picking guys that have absolutely no substance
01:08:28Am I going to live the rest of my life with guys like this?
01:08:32Just to avoid someone real?
01:08:37No! Hell no!
01:08:39I'm ready to change
01:08:41If I get one more change
01:08:43I won't screw it up again
01:08:46If I just get one more chance
01:09:11I'll be right there!
01:09:13I'll be right there!
01:09:17I'll be right there!
01:09:22What are you doing here?
01:09:24I, uh, wanted to come by and talk
01:09:26Look, I think we've done enough talking
01:09:28So I'm really not interested in talking with you
01:09:31I just wanted to say that I understand that this isn't gonna work
01:09:35You and I, that is
01:09:39What?
01:09:39Okay
01:09:41Why did you hang out with me?
01:09:45Because I don't want to be rude when you show up to my house unannounced
01:09:48Like, well like right now
01:09:50And you're like a tiger and
01:09:54You throw yourself at me
01:09:55And I, I know I'm passing the blame right now
01:09:57But it's just the best I can come up with on the fly
01:10:02Why aren't you with Dale?
01:10:04You're not the typical Hollywood guy
01:10:05And she needs someone real like that
01:10:08Look, I really don't know what to say to that
01:10:12And Dale made it pretty clear that she's not interested in me
01:10:15You guys just have something between you two
01:10:19I've seen guys come in and out of her life
01:10:21But I've never seen her be as comfortable and happy as she is when she's with you
01:10:27Whatever she's going through, please don't give up on her, Zach
01:10:30Just let her work it out
01:10:37I'm sorry if I hurt you, I never meant to do that
01:10:41You didn't
01:10:42I hurt myself
01:10:47I just gotta open my eyes a little wider next time
01:10:54Can we maybe, um, hang out?
01:10:56Just like, be friends and stuff
01:10:59Yeah, I don't see why not
01:11:00That'd be good
01:11:02Okay
01:11:04Goodnight
01:11:05Can we hang out right now, maybe like
01:11:07I don't think that would be a very good idea
01:11:08Just come in
01:11:09Not good
01:11:10Yeah, yeah
01:11:17No, no, no, no, no
01:11:18Because we don't understand
01:11:19She wants yellow roses, not red
01:11:21Okay, bye
01:11:23Hey! Sounds like we got here just in time
01:11:26How can we help, main of honor?
01:11:27I am so late
01:11:28Talk to seven
01:11:29Okay, okay, okay
01:11:31I'll be right back
01:11:33Hello?
01:11:34Hello?
01:11:35Three, two, one
01:11:50I'm gonna follow her make sure she makes it all the way to the elevator and
01:12:07okay so the funny thing about pantyhose is there isn't a tad how do you tell which way is the
01:12:12front
01:12:13you really can't with these things hi is there a beautiful bride in here look at you nice
01:12:20suit oh shut up you're the one who looks beautiful it's your day gosh pecca what the hell are you
01:12:27doing
01:12:28no you're not wearing pantyhose it's hot take them off no ridiculous
01:12:32oh my god where have you been we just wanted to make sure everything's set up you know perfectly
01:12:38at the reception and the dinner and it's great wow you look amazing you look like a princess
01:12:55what's wrong oh don't cry it's just i've dreamed about this day my whole life
01:13:01since my first communion is that weird no hon we've all been dreaming about our own weddings
01:13:07now that i'm here it just doesn't feel right everything will work out as it should
01:13:15the future kind of has a funny way of doing that we just have to wait and see how it
01:13:19all unfolds
01:13:27deep breath yes take a deep breath
01:13:35hey wait what no no pictures okay oh you know you love it you like that huh what about here
01:13:44oh work
01:13:46it work it you better tag me in all these photos okay what oh hey no seriously i can't find
01:13:53drew
01:13:53i'm sure he's just finishing getting ready seven you ever think about marriage do i ever think about
01:13:59marriage to who you no never no do you ever think about you know having a family kids yeah i
01:14:09mean i
01:14:09don't want to do do you ever think about marrying a guy maybe if they ever make it legal or
01:14:16if i ever
01:14:16moved to canada all right what about you dale do you ever want to get married excuse me dale hi
01:14:27we're
01:14:28gonna close the front doors now uh can i get a picture please uh sure princess picture pants here
01:14:33she loves taking photos it's their wedding gift especially of hot guys no i'm just kidding uh-huh
01:14:39uh-huh uh-huh i like it um are they ready uh i think so just give us two seconds
01:14:46okay i'll go get
01:14:48drew do one shirtless okay we ready no what do you mean no well we're waiting on drew oh so
01:14:57typical
01:15:17drew left no explanation with anyone i guess he felt he didn't need to since he never actually
01:15:23asked jill to marry him in the first place but as difficult and embarrassing as the day was for
01:15:28jill deep down i don't think she was surprised you can't push a guy into marriage like that and then
01:15:35expect a happy outcome perhaps at one point drew did love her he just forgot why
01:15:51what now do you want to go get some pepperoni pizza honey i think she needs something a little bit
01:15:57stiffer than a pizza how about a double jack on the rocks huh uh excuse me jill i i just
01:16:05want to
01:16:05let you know that my confessional is open all week long i'll be there if you need to speak about
01:16:09anything
01:16:10or talk get things off your mind and i am i don't mean to have to do this it's kind
01:16:15of required uh
01:16:16this is a crisis prevention helpline if you need to talk to somebody about anything and
01:16:21this is a poison control probably might need that i don't know yeah good news is we have singles night
01:16:27at tuesdays down in the basement and we like to dance around it's a lot of fun i'm here to
01:16:31the
01:16:31church but i dance and look and if anyone has lifestyle changes they might want to reconsider they
01:16:37can just oh come to my office thank you father you're welcome thank you thank you very much it's not
01:16:43him
01:16:46he's gone
01:16:54let's go see mommy and daddy okay look katie it's a bride it's a bride come on
01:17:04i'm gonna be a bride one day too this is what my dress is gonna look like like it yes
01:17:09very pretty
01:17:10thanks today's my first communion hey my veil's the same as yours oh you're right it is you're very
01:17:19pretty thank you are you the boy yes you don't look as pretty as the bride bye bye
01:17:32story of my life okay come on hey are you waiting for them if you give us a ride i'll
01:17:41make it worth
01:17:42listen dale i'm too tired to drive will you drive my car home seven
01:17:50okay
01:17:55dale dale
01:18:20Hey.
01:18:22Hey.
01:18:26No more douchebag boyfriends.
01:18:28Semi-relationships and keeping people at an emotional arm's length.
01:18:34I just wanted to say...
01:18:36No, wait.
01:18:45Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again.
01:18:47But I'm finally ready to face an uncertain but promising future.
01:19:44Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:20:57Your love is a candle that I need forever
01:21:03It burns me to you
01:21:07Your love is a widow
01:21:10Carries me stronger
01:21:12Pulling me through
01:21:14All that I needed to find
01:21:19It always been right by my side
01:21:24The first time I saw you
01:21:29Something slowed down in the world
01:21:33Thought all wrong stars would make believe
01:21:38But you rocked me wherever you are
01:21:42I fell in love with a start
01:21:50Your love is the mountain
01:21:53That takes all my troubles
01:21:56And makes them look small
01:21:58Your love is like God to me
01:22:03One perfect remedy made for my soul
01:22:08Nothing can keep me awake
01:22:12Straight to you is the one step I'll take
01:22:17The first time I saw you
01:22:22Something slowed down in the world
01:22:26Thought all wrong stars would make believe
01:22:31But you rocked me wherever you are
01:22:35My eyes were seen
01:22:38My eyes were seen
01:22:39The love I believed
01:22:40And has always been right by my side
01:22:44I was stuck in the middle
01:22:47The most rarely single
01:22:50Will be one if you hold me tonight
01:22:53Oh, the first time I saw you
01:23:01Something slowed down in the world
01:23:05Thought all wrong stars would make believe
01:23:10But you rocked me wherever
01:23:13You rocked me wherever
01:23:27You rocked me wherever
01:23:31You rocked me wherever
01:23:36You rocked me wherever
01:23:37You rocked me wherever
01:23:37You rocked me wherever
01:23:40You rocked me wherever
01:23:48With a star
01:24:24With a star
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