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False Weakling, True Power
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00:00:00Kill him! Seize Aurelion!
00:00:04Attack!
00:00:13You came here to die, and I shall grant your wish.
00:00:18Rose Knight!
00:00:23Prepare to die!
00:00:34The next?
00:00:35We will definitely seize Aurelion!
00:00:46I'm marrying off my daughter!
00:00:48What are those northern barbarians doing here?
00:00:51Your Majesty, please calm down.
00:00:53The notice didn't specify any borders. That's how those barbarians got in.
00:00:57Now, the best mages from the three barbarian tribes are already in the capital.
00:01:03Then we crush them in the arena. It's the only way to keep our pride intact.
00:01:08She's my only child.
00:01:10The future queen of Aurelion.
00:01:16We must win!
00:01:18Your Majesty, Serafina has arrived.
00:01:33Put it all on my cab tonight!
00:01:35What the hell is that racket?
00:01:40Who's this arrogant prat?
00:01:42That's young Master Valorville.
00:01:44The second son of Duke Valorville.
00:01:47The capital's infamous spendthrift.
00:01:52Serafina!
00:01:53There you are!
00:01:58Oh, a fresh face.
00:02:00You're new here, old man.
00:02:02How about that?
00:02:03Get Serafina down here and...
00:02:05I'll get you two extra girls.
00:02:08This waster is Duke Valorville's blood?
00:02:11Back when Lucian's mother was alive, Lucian was the capital's famous magical prodigy.
00:02:16But now, look at him.
00:02:18What a waste.
00:02:21What a waste.
00:02:26Oh, Master Valorville, this is so pretty.
00:02:30I want...
00:02:30No.
00:02:31You can have my life, but you can't touch this.
00:02:37Your Majesty, please calm down.
00:02:40Calm down?
00:02:42If all the noble heirs end up like Lucian, why even hold the magic arena?
00:02:47Just give the princess straight to those northern barbarians!
00:02:50What happened?
00:02:52No, no, no!
00:02:54Don't be shy.
00:03:08No!
00:03:11No!
00:03:12Let me go!
00:03:15Enough!
00:03:17Your fiancée should feel lucky I fancy her.
00:03:21You northern salages dare to snatch women in daylight and beat people!
00:03:25You're in our Rurillion!
00:03:28Call the guards!
00:03:30Come on.
00:03:31Let's see what they can do to me.
00:03:37Let her go.
00:03:39Now!
00:03:53Anyone else want to die?
00:04:04Kale!
00:04:05Stop them!
00:04:06Yes, Your Majesty.
00:04:23Who the hell did this?
00:04:26No way!
00:04:41Hesklaid Mace nearby
00:04:47That was fast
00:04:49Your majesty
00:04:51Seems like your magic's improved again
00:04:54That wasn't me
00:04:55It was someone else
00:04:57This person's magic is on par with mine
00:05:00But you're the strongest mage in Avarellion
00:05:04There's someone even stronger than you?
00:05:07Across all of Avrian
00:05:08Only a few have this kind of power
00:05:10Either Hidden Masters I don't know about
00:05:12Or
00:05:14The Rose Knight
00:05:16The Rose Knight?
00:05:22Come on!
00:05:23Drink up and dance on!
00:05:38Our noble heirs are not the match of northern barbarians
00:05:40That's what I'm worrying about the most
00:05:42But if all the noble heirs are like Lucian
00:05:46I really can't trust them
00:05:50Kyle
00:05:52Your majesty
00:05:53Go test them
00:05:54All the noble heirs
00:05:55See what their magic's like
00:05:56I need to know before the arena
00:06:00If they're useless
00:06:01If they're useless
00:06:03I'll have to find other solutions
00:06:13Father
00:06:13My lord, you know Lucian
00:06:15Please calm down
00:06:17How did I end up with such a disgrace to the family?
00:06:20Won't practice sword
00:06:22Won't learn magic
00:06:23Spends all his times in the brothel
00:06:25Look at this
00:06:27If the steward hadn't told me
00:06:29I wouldn't even know your mother paid off your debt yesterday
00:06:33Do you even care about the Valwyn family's honor?
00:06:36Blame me, my lord
00:06:37Lucian's like his mum
00:06:39Weak
00:06:39Not good at riding
00:06:40Not into magic
00:06:41I know his mum passed away early
00:06:43So I couldn't be too strict with him
00:06:45That's why he turned out this way
00:06:46Father
00:06:48Everyone in the capital knows Lucian's rebellious and unruly
00:06:51Mother warned him over and over
00:06:53But he ignored
00:06:54Roland's right
00:06:55You raised them both
00:06:56But Roland turns out so outstanding
00:06:58Lucian's the one to blame
00:07:00My lord, please calm down
00:07:01It's Lucian's nature and he can't change
00:07:04I'll make sure to discipline him properly from now on
00:07:06Father
00:07:07I've made progress in both swordmanship and magic lately
00:07:10Could you give me some guidance?
00:07:13Sure
00:07:15If only you had even half of your brother's talent
00:07:18I'd be pleased
00:07:19But you're a good-for-nothing
00:07:25It's okay, don't take it to heart
00:07:36Fifteen years of playing the loving mother Morgana
00:07:39Must have been tough on you
00:07:41Mom, wake up!
00:07:43Don't leave me!
00:07:48Lucian
00:07:48From now on, I'll be your mum
00:07:51Come with me to the Duke's mansion
00:07:53Mother
00:07:53Why did you poison and kill Lucian's mother?
00:07:58As long as his mother lives
00:08:00Your seat as the Duke's heir isn't secure
00:08:02I won't let your position be threatened
00:08:05Then why bring Lucian back home?
00:08:07I'll raise him to be a useless, worthless waste
00:08:11So he'll never take your place as the heir
00:08:13Understood?
00:08:15You're so thorough, mother
00:08:17Morgano Lasado
00:08:18Prime Minister Lasado's beloved daughter
00:08:21Even if I told father you killed my mum
00:08:24He'd believe you, not me
00:08:25I have to wait
00:08:26Don't worry, mum
00:08:27I'll avenge you myself one day
00:08:31The heirs of these nobles
00:08:34Truly, one generation
00:08:36Worse than the last
00:08:43Who's there?
00:08:45Who the hell are you?
00:08:47You dare storm into the Ravenscott manor?
00:08:51Lord Ravenscott's son, Cedric
00:08:53Don't disappoint me like the others
00:09:00Pathetic
00:09:00Next
00:09:04With that pitiful power
00:09:06You think you can compete for the princess?
00:09:08Next
00:09:09The elder son of the Valwyn family
00:09:11Roland Valwyn
00:09:27Not bad
00:09:28Don't worry, father
00:09:30I'll win the magic arena
00:09:39Mother
00:09:39Why did you protect Lucian today?
00:09:43If father just killed him, the problem be solved
00:09:46Your father won't
00:09:48If I hadn't spoiled Lucian rotten
00:09:51Your inheritance wouldn't be so secure
00:09:53You're so smart, mother
00:09:55As always
00:09:57The arena is in a few days
00:09:59Once you marry the princess
00:10:01Everything Valwyn owns will be yours
00:10:03And Lucian won't be able to take it
00:10:05Don't worry, mother
00:10:06The princess will be mine
00:10:09Good
00:10:11Once you inherit the title
00:10:12I won't have to play Lucian's loving mother anymore
00:10:18Who is there?
00:10:34A-class
00:10:35Not completely useless
00:10:37Who the hell are you?
00:10:56The spoiled brat from the Valwyn family
00:11:01Testing him?
00:11:03Whatever
00:11:03It won't take long
00:11:06Let's see how much of a trash he really is
00:11:16Lily, keep rubbing
00:11:18He didn't even notice
00:11:20I can't believe you wouldn't notice this
00:11:22Hmm
00:11:23Not bad
00:11:24As expected
00:11:25A prime example of trash
00:11:28Alright, you can leave now
00:11:33Starry energy crystal
00:11:35A top seam crystal
00:11:36That amplifies magic power
00:11:38By ten times?
00:11:41Such a treasure
00:11:42In the hands of a useless playboy
00:11:45What a waste
00:11:47A lesson for you
00:11:49If your strength
00:11:50Doesn't match what you have
00:11:52It'll be taken from you
00:11:59I didn't say
00:12:04You could go
00:12:05Leave it
00:12:06Or you die
00:12:10Never thought you, a playboy
00:12:12Actually noticed me
00:12:13Leave my crystal
00:12:15And you
00:12:16Can go
00:12:18This crystal's a total waste in your hands
00:12:20So you choose to
00:12:22Die
00:12:24In all of Aurelia
00:12:26No one dares to challenge me like this
00:12:30Want the crystal?
00:12:32Take it yourself
00:12:33Lock of heaven
00:12:44You know magic?
00:12:48No way
00:12:53So
00:12:54It was you
00:12:56Leave the crystal
00:12:58You live
00:12:59Or you die here
00:13:01Perfect
00:13:07Let's see the power
00:13:08Fire of ten times magic crystal
00:13:17What is that?
00:13:19Let's go.
00:13:53Let's go.
00:14:21Dare to steal my crystal?
00:14:55These nobles followed me in the founding war. Their heirs won't fail me either.
00:15:01But father, you don't see it. The capital's worst wasteler is the second son of Duke Valwyn, Lucien.
00:15:08If even a Valwyn son is like this, the rest nobles won't be much better.
00:15:22Your Highness.
00:15:23Kyle, who did this to you?
00:15:26Islith, go back to your chamber.
00:15:28Yes, father.
00:15:36What happened?
00:15:38Your Majesty. Aurelian's future is secure. Stop with the riddles, say it. It's Duke Valwyn's son.
00:15:46Roland Valwyn?
00:15:47No! It's Lucius Valwyn, the waster from the Brothal. I even boosted my magic tenfold, and I still couldn't beat
00:15:56him.
00:15:56That brat? Tenfold power? But you're the most powerful S-class mage in Aurelian.
00:16:03Your Majesty. I don't know why he acts like a loser, but the fact is, he's a force to be
00:16:07reckoned with.
00:16:08Ha ha ha ha. Aurelian is truly blessed. The little brat even fooled me. That old fox, Garrick, really raised
00:16:16a good boy.
00:16:17But I can't figure out why he's hiding his power.
00:16:20Doesn't matter.
00:16:24Pass it on. Every standout you assess tonight enters the magic arena. Both of Valwyn's sons are in.
00:16:34Royal Decree. Duke Valwyn. Receive your orders.
00:16:39Princess Islet's marriage is soon.
00:16:42Tomorrow in the Cathedral Square, the magic arena will be pelled to select her husband.
00:16:47The winner will marry into the royal family.
00:16:50Thank you, Your Majesty, for your grace.
00:16:55Roland, His Majesty gives you the chance. You must bring me pride.
00:17:00Don't worry, Father.
00:17:05Roland. Give it your best tomorrow.
00:17:08Prove to the royal family you carried your father's bravery.
00:17:12Duke Valovan. His Majesty demands both your sons enter the magic arena.
00:17:17Sir, please don't. Lucian's lazy and magicless.
00:17:20Sending him will embarrass a Varelian in front of all the nations.
00:17:23I'm only passing the message. I shall take my leave.
00:17:27I shall take my leave. Farewell, sir.
00:17:37Come here.
00:17:42Father, Lucian is weak and untrained in magic. If he goes, he'll...
00:17:47Father, I'm not going. It's boring and dangerous.
00:17:51You really think I want you there to embarrass us? His Majesty wants you in. Nobody can change that.
00:17:56So behave tomorrow. Cross the king. I'll break your legs.
00:18:00Got it.
00:18:01Lucian, don't embarrass your father tomorrow.
00:18:04Sure, Mother.
00:18:05What's the old king thinking?
00:18:07Why make me a trash as join such an important magic arena?
00:18:11Whatever. I'll see how it goes.
00:18:26Your Majesty!
00:18:29All arise!
00:18:32Everyone, magic is the foundation of our kingdom.
00:18:35Today, all of Ovirian's finest stand gathered.
00:18:40This arena will decide a worthy husband for Princess Isleth.
00:18:49Wake up and focus!
00:18:52My lord, Lucian is always like this.
00:18:55Why make things hard for him?
00:18:57Duke Valawen, why bring your second son along?
00:19:01He's competing too?
00:19:06Everyone in the capital knows just a spoiled playboy.
00:19:09Will he surrender the moment he steps on the field?
00:19:13Can I surrender?
00:19:14Shut up!
00:19:15I used to be an A-class mage.
00:19:17How did I end up with trash like you?
00:19:20My lord, don't be upset.
00:19:22At least we have Roland.
00:19:24Good day for Lucian to learn.
00:19:26Yeah, learn from your brother.
00:19:28Yeah.
00:19:34Your Highness, look.
00:19:36Lucian Vale lands here too.
00:19:38Does he think he can marry the princess?
00:19:40In his dream?
00:19:42It doesn't matter.
00:19:43He won't pass the first round.
00:19:45A trash like him.
00:19:47Total disgrace to the Valwale name.
00:19:50Bring your best to this arena.
00:19:52Show me the power of Ardurion's future!
00:19:59Why does this king look so familiar?
00:20:02Even from this far away, I can't quite make out his face.
00:20:06I'll be the winner.
00:20:08Isalad, these are the talents of Aurelion.
00:20:11Do any of them catch your eye?
00:20:15Father, only the most powerful Magus can marry me.
00:20:18These spoiled noblemen shouldn't even be here.
00:20:22Relax, there'll be someone for you.
00:20:29First round begins!
00:20:31Cedric Ravenshard versus Lucian Valebin.
00:20:38Well, Lux on my side, you can't stop it.
00:20:42Garrick, tell your son to surrender now!
00:20:46If my son breaks him, don't say I didn't warn you!
00:20:57Lucian, don't worry.
00:20:58I've arranged for the best healer for you.
00:21:02Mother, you're too kind to me.
00:21:04It's fine, I'll just surrender if things get bad.
00:21:07No surrender!
00:21:08We can't take this shame!
00:21:09Today, you fight to the death!
00:21:12Right here in the arena!
00:21:15Loser!
00:21:16Get on your knees and give up now!
00:21:19Maybe I'll spare your pathetic life.
00:21:21What are you waiting for?
00:21:22Get up there!
00:21:23Last a full 15 minutes!
00:21:29Alright, then I'll just go up and have some fun.
00:21:33The Kingdom of God is sleeping!
00:21:34I love you!
00:21:44I love you!
00:21:47Your highness!
00:21:49Look at him!
00:22:00what's going on there
00:22:03your majesty
00:22:05let's keep an eye on him a bit longer
00:22:20such trash scared to even stand up huh the Prince Condent is just a title no
00:22:26real power if I reveal my power now all my efforts are wasted
00:22:32hey trash what are you looking at
00:22:43father get up you damn brat
00:22:52why isn't he fighting back
00:23:04Gary your son's running away it looks so familiar
00:23:24could it be
00:23:27don't you dare
00:23:32I surrender
00:24:03who's that
00:24:05king of avarellian
00:24:09why did you start the magic arena without us
00:24:12as expected they're here
00:24:14such an important event for the princess's choice of husband how could we
00:24:18miss this
00:24:19that would be so rude
00:24:21these northern barbarians think they can marry our princess
00:24:24not a chance
00:24:25get out of avarellian
00:24:30this husband selection arena doesn't say it's just for avarellians
00:24:35so why can't we compete
00:24:37you scared or something
00:24:38king of avarellian
00:24:40if you're scared
00:24:42just surrender the princess to us
00:24:44we'll leave right away
00:24:52a measly little nation
00:24:54how dare you be so defiant
00:24:58what's your tongue
00:25:06keep your dogs in check
00:25:07if he draws on us are you ready for a three kingdom war
00:25:11you've waged war against avarellian for years
00:25:13slaughtering countless innocents
00:25:15fine
00:25:16then let's war
00:25:17fine by me
00:25:18aurelian has rich lands
00:25:20we'll split your kingdom between us
00:25:23i'd love to see you try
00:25:24you against our alliance
00:25:26you won't stand a chance
00:25:30they are allied your majesty
00:25:32they came for the arena to cover
00:25:33their real plan is war
00:25:39lucian can he handle them
00:25:41he should be able to your majesty
00:25:46you came from afar
00:25:48how could aurarian refuse
00:25:51today in this arena
00:25:53we'll show you who's really in charge
00:26:06aurelian's trash
00:26:06who wants to die first
00:26:09i'll teach you a lesson
00:26:10you're not his match
00:26:12you don't know crap
00:26:18barbarian scut insulting aurelian
00:26:20go to hell
00:26:29get him
00:26:30he can cast both fire and wind magic at the same time
00:26:34of course
00:26:34my son isn't like that lucian
00:26:37he's got real talent
00:26:47so this is the mage you brag about
00:26:49all show and no harm
00:26:51what happened
00:26:53he's unharmed
00:26:55your majesty
00:26:57his magical armor not only deflects casts
00:26:59but also absorbs magic
00:27:07my son
00:27:09so is this all you got
00:27:10you'd better surrender now
00:27:14i'll go
00:27:16tristan is a b-class mage
00:27:18no one can resist his wind magic
00:27:24none of you can even fight
00:27:26who's next
00:27:30sure enough you mages in aurelian were born to rot at my feet
00:27:34a pack of failures
00:27:36why isn't luciano stepping up yet
00:27:45today
00:27:46whoever best prince bjorn wins a king's ransom
00:27:50ten thousand in gold
00:27:51a thousand volts of the finest silk
00:27:54a hundred chests of rare treasure
00:27:57if even a b-class mage can't beat him
00:28:00what's the point of us going up
00:28:02even such reward can't get him to step up
00:28:05what is he waiting for
00:28:06go
00:28:08don't embarrass avelian
00:28:09my son
00:28:10it's your time to shine
00:28:21roland bale then
00:28:22ready to challenge
00:28:39so
00:28:41you're the most powerful mage among them
00:28:44to insult alvarelion
00:28:46is to invite death
00:29:14useless
00:29:16There's less cuss! Who's next to die?
00:29:20These filthy barbarians. How dare they mock us on our own soil?
00:29:26What exactly does he want?
00:29:31Back when Lucian's mother was alive, Lucian was the capital's famous magical prodigy.
00:29:37But now, look at him. What a waste.
00:29:43I see now, Your Majesty. It isn't the gold he's after. It's true authority.
00:29:48True authority?
00:29:51Lucian lost his mother early. He's been hiding his power, waiting for a chance.
00:29:56The Prince Consort is just a hollow title.
00:29:58Only real power can free him from Morgana and reveal the truth about his mother.
00:30:07Power, then!
00:30:08He should have just said so.
00:30:10Today's victor shall be named Grand Mage of the Kingdom, Granted Lands, a seat on the Royal Council, and command
00:30:20of Royal Guard and Mage Corps.
00:30:23That's even more powerful than my father.
00:30:25He's panicking. The King of Orarian is rattled.
00:30:29Offer all the rewards you want, they won't make it out alive.
00:30:33Not a soul in this arena is fit to shine Bjarg's shoes.
00:30:37Ha ha ha ha ha! Send them all! I'll gut every single one of them!
00:30:45Your Majesty, do you stand by your word?
00:30:49My word is law.
00:30:59Well then, I guess it's my turn to play.
00:31:07Father, Lucian's reputation is no secret. Sending him out there is an insult to the Crown. It'll only heap more
00:31:15shame upon Aurelion.
00:31:17Easy, Your Highness. Lucian could pull off a surprise.
00:31:22A surprise? From him?
00:31:25Don't be absurd, Kale.
00:31:29Have you lost your senses? Get back!
00:31:32Don't worry, Father. I won't lose.
00:31:40Isn't this the worst wasteler in Aurelion?
00:31:45Out of champions already? And you send this trash? Pathetic!
00:31:50Lucian's so desperate to rise, he's gone insane, huh?
00:31:57Lucian, get down! Don't embarrass Alvarellion!
00:32:02Another Valwen brat?
00:32:06Come on.
00:32:10You really think you can challenge me?
00:32:26He touched it!
00:32:27How's that possible?
00:32:29So, is this all you've got?
00:32:35No one's ever slipped away from Prince Bjargen's thunder hammer!
00:32:39Is this kid lucky or something?
00:32:43You!
00:32:44No!
00:32:51You!
00:32:58No!
00:33:13No!
00:33:19No!
00:33:22No!
00:33:24No!
00:33:33For your glory, my king!
00:33:38Ha ha ha ha! Lucian is amazing! Ha! That's my son!
00:34:21Your Highness, is that really Lucian Veilwen? He really kept his power under wraps.
00:34:29Tell me I'm dreaming. Lucian beats Prince Bjork? Is that the same guy who couldn't...
00:34:36Even remember a Seaglade spell? Lucian, how?
00:34:43I thought I made him magicless. How is this possible?
00:34:52I thought I made him magicless. How is this possible?
00:34:56Stand witness! That's my son, Lucian! A true Valvern!
00:35:04Mother! Morgana, are you alright? Mother, what's come over you?
00:35:08Do not cry, my dear. I know how much you've sacrificed for Lucian. Look at him now. It was all
00:35:15worth it.
00:35:16Ana, I knew it. Our son, he could never be a failure.
00:35:23You little bastard. You've been fooling us all these years, haven't you?
00:35:35You rat! What? Was I too soft on you?
00:35:40Who says we lost? I'll show you.
00:35:44What the Real Power looks like?
00:35:48What the Real Power looks like?!
00:35:48What the Real Power looks like?!
00:36:08Shit.
00:36:38No!
00:37:20Yes, that's my boy your men go down easy if you're that scared just beg on your knees
00:37:36shattered stone from that far away that's the s-class magic too valian kill him for me
00:37:45you're dead aurelians that's an eastern demon blade eastern demon blade the one forged in the
00:37:51blood of a thousand knights i heard it's a forbidden family art it's stronger than any
00:37:54normal s-class spell he looks so strong can lucian win kneel before me and i might let you live
00:38:04seriously you don't even quite
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