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00:06Thank you for listening.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:41I probably failed.
02:42Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:59Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00I mean, babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:32So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:21I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchake's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:39It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:10Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:16See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do
05:20that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:50Find another tutor, dude.
06:06I don't know what I'd say, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Licking their lips.
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit.
06:31I don't need to chase that hit.
06:32As long as I've got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37All right.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just gonna give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:48Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money, right?
08:17What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:24We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:57Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's...
08:59It's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:01No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:10We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:32Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again!
09:43No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower, I'll come fix it.
09:47Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs!
09:49Told you!
09:50I'll be right down.
09:52Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will!
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys!
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening game tomorrow!
10:28Let's go!
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:32Hey!
10:32Oh, Garrett!
10:33Do you hear me?
10:42Smells good, Tucker.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean!
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex is a second.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Tucker?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27You want to look at that one?
11:28There's nothing for you, Logan, if you're going to make all my food.
11:30You're just dippable, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:55Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought your refill.
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so in you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough till we cross the line.
12:45So maybe we're going to play.
12:47Okay, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl.
12:56You haven't fallen in love in all times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:06He's so in love in you.
13:08And the peace special.
13:09And the peace special.
13:11And the peace special.
13:13And the peace special.
13:15And the peace special.
13:19Okay, I'm fine.
13:27It's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Hold on, just because he can play the guitar
13:30and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him
13:32some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt,
13:44and it goes terribly.
13:46Or he's just not interested,
13:47and then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower,
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:16What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked, and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:22Oh, okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow,
14:26including Justin, probably.
14:29When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music?
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse, and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a Poland all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you all fall out this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
14:52I'm so weedy-o, weedy-o, weedy-o, weedy-o.
15:13I want you so bad, my fingers shook with it.
15:17And we could have all of the money in the world,
15:19but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23There's somebody else,
15:24when we're in the theater,
15:26I'm not going to do my home the same.
15:29I'm not going to do this, man.
15:30I'm not going to do this.
15:32I'm going to do this.
15:34I'm going to do this.
15:43I'm glad you picked up.
15:52Okay, great.
15:55SoKah-an...
15:59Come on.
16:13It might take you by surprise.
16:16My box is short, so sure you're driving.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes.
16:22My cheap tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care.
16:28Saving your own, your thing is through my head.
16:32People talk, I know they do.
16:34Let's let them talk about me.
16:39Not a body, not a body.
16:42You're somebody to me.
16:44You're somebody to me.
16:48You're somebody to me.
17:02You're somebody to me.
17:03I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay.
17:34Guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:13Okay?
18:13I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:17Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:17The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:25Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity, but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone.
19:34But you ain't got guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not ending.
19:41I want to try your nuts.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're a bad dog man.
19:52Hey!
20:02I'm good. I'll take it back.
20:03No, I take it back!
20:10Move! Move! Come on! Come on!
20:32We weren't dating.
20:34We kinda were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kinda just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:52Dean...
20:55I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:01He gets a half hour. If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend and wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:29No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because...
21:41I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini-fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup,
21:48a Norris Trophy or two,
21:49spend more time on your hair than a Kardashian,
21:51and bam!
21:52Yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:07He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey,
22:13let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower, you smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
22:54All right.
22:54All right.
22:55All right.
22:55All right.
22:55All right.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:53What if I write a terrible song,
23:55and I fail a pop showcase,
23:57and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:02If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song
24:05about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey.
24:09You are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:30You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:40Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:58you weren't supposed to open up balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32It's a long time.
25:34I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39Oh, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:41See you there.
25:41Happy game.
25:44Hi.
25:44Oh, there you are.
25:45You're not having to make something you can borrow it.
25:50Uh, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:02No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17They're good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27It's...
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush. Can I...
26:40Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:06That guy. You're too available.
27:07What? Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:10That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends. They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:15But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22To take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:36Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport
27:43that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:45It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies
27:48to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just...
27:55don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be all right.
28:25Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31You know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer...
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:34Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:40We have a game today.
29:41I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:46If you would just see Anthony...
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:56Boy.
29:56Boy.
30:05Boy.
30:07Boy.
30:09Boy.
30:10Boy.
30:11Boy.
30:12Boy.
30:14Boy.
30:14Boy.
30:14Boy.
30:16Boy.
30:16Boy.
30:19Boy.
30:24Boy.
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go, staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:42If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table, a thousand of plays.
30:45He's running out here now.
30:47Down the street from the Denzel Estate.
30:48Right around the corner from me.
30:50There's a fuck out, baby, face where I need.
30:53Money ain't everything fucking we steal.
30:56Derrick Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03We know, G.
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derrick Graham turns out to be.
31:57He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:04Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:26Oh, my God.
32:29Oh, my God.
32:35Oh, my God.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:41Hey, Garrett!
34:33Hey, Garrett!
34:35Hey, Garrett!
35:00Hey, Garrett!
35:05Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:06Hey, Garrett!
35:32Hey, Garrett!
35:33Hey, Garrett!
35:35Hey, Garrett!
35:37Hey, Garrett!
35:40Hey, Garrett!
35:44Hey, Garrett!
35:45Hey, Garrett!
35:45Here we go!
35:46Here we go!
35:50Next slide!
35:53Woo!
35:55Yes!
36:06Welcome back, man.
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there.
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey.
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch.
36:37Bitch is bad.
36:40Ooh, hey, bitch, bitch.
36:44Bitch is bad.
36:47Ooh, bitch, bitch.
36:51Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
36:54It's not on the one. It's not the mom boy.
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat.
37:00Gugong. Gugong.
37:04Gugong.
37:07Try somewhere.
37:10Gugong. Gugong. Close your eyes.
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this. You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ollie I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day, and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi. I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out.
37:41It's block party, Hannah.
37:43You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50Doesn't matter.
37:51She's coming.
37:55I don't...
37:56What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:59Yeah, well, Dexter's already there, and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:06Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit. You just do your makeup.
38:11I really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine, okay. I'll do your makeup, too. Just hustle.
38:23Before Justin leaves.
38:43Fine, please don't care.
38:46Oh!
38:46Ew!
38:48Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over...
38:55I just said, don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He was not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Just stop thinking this.
39:07No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage!
39:13Move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:15Hannah's friend from high school, I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole!
39:23Right?
39:25Fine, but can we dance first?
39:27Oh, yeah, we can!
39:28I wanna give you a heart.
39:33Oh!
39:33I don't wanna let it out.
39:36Oh!
39:38Oh!
39:39Oh!
39:40Wow!
39:41Okay, thank you so much!
39:43Look, those amazing!
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No.
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:20Thank you very much.
40:20Please take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Thanks.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Whereby are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:40Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:42Come on.
40:43Say it.
40:44And I think there's something to burn.
40:47And they told me to leave.
40:49And they don't want to leave.
40:51And they're so rich.
40:55And you gave me the keys.
40:57I wanted me to do.
41:07Oh
41:38Oh
41:41Hello
41:46All yours princess
42:00Oh
42:19Okay, you're ready. No, I'm not we will be watching perfect. Okay, in your coat
42:30Let it go
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Okay
42:58Um
43:01The grand um
43:03Stupid Cheers
43:05Okay
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier. I'm a musician too. Writer, not performer
43:14You're sick. Yeah, what kind of stuff do you like?
43:17Uh
43:17Classical mostly
43:20Yeah, classical
43:21Yeah, but I but I'm trying out other styles too like
43:25Pop folk R&B
43:26Uh
43:27Rock electronic
43:29Uh
43:30But mostly pop though and
43:32Well Z
43:33Classical
43:35Good
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket. You never do
43:40Oh no
43:43What
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm uh
43:47I know you are man. Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today
43:50Yeah, thanks man. No worries
43:52What you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my uh, my dad played
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham
43:58But uh
44:00Yeah, we'd watch together
44:01Yeah
44:04You're Johanna, right?
44:06Yeah
44:07Hannah Wells
44:11Right
44:12Now it was nice to meet you
44:14Yeah
44:15Yeah
44:16Oh
44:18Okay
44:19I don't play it
44:20I don't play it
44:20See you around
44:22Sweet
44:22Yeah
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it
44:29And you're welcome
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are
44:33Justin
44:34Whatever
44:36Look guys like that only want what someone else has
44:39Especially
44:40When that someone is a Briar U athlete
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:55It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:18I saw your Instagram
45:20You, uh
45:23You sort of disappear
45:25When you play
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way
45:29I mean, uh
45:31You love it, I can tell
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:39I don't know
45:41It's just something
45:44I've always done
45:46To impress my dad
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him
45:54Not really
45:57What about your mom?
46:01She, um
46:05Uh, she died
46:07A while back
46:09Cancer
46:11Oh
46:13Look
46:17I don't believe in favors
46:19Or shortcuts
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:24I want to earn it
46:26And...
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31So what? I...
46:33Help you study for the midterm
46:34And you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that
46:42You'd still have to pay me
46:45Obviously
46:56Don't forget
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham
47:01This is my dance space, this is your dance space
47:04I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie
47:12Still a dated reference though
47:15Asshole
47:15See?
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect
47:19You're not interested in me, and I'm not interested in a relationship
47:23So this arrangement is mutually beneficial
47:26Purely transactional
47:30So?
47:37Deal
47:38Oh, oh
47:40Dancing with myself
47:43Dancing with myself
47:45Dancing with myself
47:46When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
47:49I ain't dancing with myself
47:53Oh, oh
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it
47:59We're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing
48:02Whoa, easy! I just met you
48:04What are we gonna do? Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No
48:15He's looking now
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't blush
48:25Whenever I come near you
48:26Get over yourself, I don't blush
48:28Oh yeah?
48:32See? Nothing
48:33Not bad
48:38Me and you in the Bruins, that's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43What's really going on?
48:46Oh my god, Justin's here
48:47Be cool, you're with me
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think this song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02She's not my girlfriend
49:03But you clearly want her to be
49:10You're not taking us this seriously
49:13Watch the player, not the puck
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:38If I looked all over the world
49:41And there's every type of girl
49:44Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:47I'm dancing with myself
49:48Oh, dancing with myself
49:50Oh, oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose
49:58There's nothing to prove
50:00I am dancing with myself
50:02Oh, oh
50:04Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
50:06Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
50:15I looked all over the world and there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by, you left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink, it'll give me time to faint
50:33If I had to dance, I'd ask the world to dance, I'd be dancing
50:40Dancing with myself, dancing with myself
50:46If I had to dance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had to dance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had to dance, I'd ask the world to dance
51:10You
52:07You
52:37You
53:07You
53:23You
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