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Chained to My Nemesis
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00:00:06Get me another drink, nerd.
00:00:08I'm the gardener, not your servant.
00:00:14Hey, chat.
00:00:15I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes' most eligible heir, Shane DeVere.
00:00:21Shane is set to inherit $7 billion.
00:00:24How does that make you feel, Shane?
00:00:30Shane DeVere!
00:00:32Hold my beer.
00:00:40You knucklehead!
00:00:41This textbook cost me $150.
00:00:44Don't call me that, I'm your boss.
00:00:46Okay, well, maybe don't act like one.
00:00:50No!
00:00:54Oh my God!
00:01:03This is a $150 book!
00:01:06I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled books.
00:01:15Shane.
00:01:18You and Master Shane used to be so close.
00:01:27But I didn't get you anything.
00:01:36For you.
00:01:38For being my friend.
00:01:41Always.
00:01:44Yeah, that was before when he had a heart.
00:01:49You know, I'd quit if I didn't need the money for call.
00:01:53What if I told you I know of a way to have your tuition paid in full?
00:02:02So?
00:02:03What did Grim Grim leave me?
00:02:06To Conrad, my oldest and worst son.
00:02:11The yacht is yours.
00:02:13Go, take it somewhere that tolerates you.
00:02:17That's it?
00:02:18A boat?
00:02:21And to Shane, my only grandchild, you get everything else.
00:02:27If you can pass this simple test.
00:02:31Test?
00:02:32From the day your parents died in that accident,
00:02:35you've squandered your potential on parties' hearts.
00:02:40You need humbling.
00:02:41If you can survive one week handcuffed to someone with more responsibility,
00:02:46I'll leave you everything.
00:02:49If not, your Uncle Conrad gets it all.
00:02:53Handcuffed?
00:02:53Is that even legal?
00:02:55If you don't like it, I'll happily take the inheritance off your handcuffs.
00:02:58Who am I handcuffed to for a week?
00:03:00Do I get to choose?
00:03:00I mean, is she at least hot?
00:03:02Miss Devere chose the candidate.
00:03:04She agreed to participate on the condition that some of the money goes toward her.
00:03:07Biology degree, you don't mean.
00:03:22Oh, shit.
00:03:25Ow!
00:03:26Don't be such a baby.
00:03:28Why are you always the worst?
00:03:35From this point on, you'll have one hour of alone time per day.
00:03:39That's one hour total.
00:03:41So time your bathroom breaks accordingly.
00:03:45And if the timer runs out?
00:03:47You lose and I get everything.
00:03:51Don't mess this up for me.
00:03:54Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath there, garden girl.
00:03:56The challenge begins now.
00:04:02Hey, no, no.
00:04:04You would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me?
00:04:08Do you want to watch me change?
00:04:10Look, unlike you, I have a life.
00:04:13And I planned on partying tonight.
00:04:16Five minutes to change, six tops.
00:04:18Don't follow me.
00:04:20Bye-bye.
00:04:35Privacy?
00:04:38You're still not dressed?
00:04:39We're only down to 15 minutes of free time.
00:04:43A good fit takes some time.
00:04:45Look, this challenge is bullshit anyway, okay?
00:04:48I'm going to hire my own lawyer and fight this.
00:04:51Lawyer?
00:04:51With what inheritance?
00:04:53Listen, you privileged troglodyte.
00:04:56I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you.
00:04:58But my tuition, my dreams are on the line.
00:05:02No, you listen, dirt girl.
00:05:06I'm going out.
00:05:07So either you can come with me or...
00:05:13Seems you don't have a choice.
00:05:18Come on, Tessie.
00:05:20Deep down in that cold cage of the heart is a fun-loving girl just yearning to be free.
00:05:26Hmm?
00:05:27Fine.
00:05:28But don't call me Tessie.
00:05:29Yes!
00:05:30Oh my God, I could kiss you right now.
00:05:32Unless you want me going tits out?
00:05:34Oh my God.
00:05:35We're going to have to uncuff for a second, okay?
00:05:37Bye-bye.
00:05:39Fine.
00:05:40But I'm giving you one minute.
00:05:43One.
00:05:44And your fly is down.
00:05:54Sheenie baby, you made it.
00:05:57Here, we're taking shots.
00:06:00Mmm!
00:06:02Amen.
00:06:03Thanks.
00:06:04Ew.
00:06:05What's your gardener doing here?
00:06:08She smells like manure.
00:06:09Believe me, it wasn't my choice.
00:06:13Oh my God, you kinky boy.
00:06:17Is that a present for later, or...
00:06:23What the shit, Shane?
00:06:26That's not what this is, okay?
00:06:27Gram-Gram's will had this dumb stipulation.
00:06:32What?
00:06:33You got tired of dry-humping trees?
00:06:34You had to go and steal my boyfriend?
00:06:36Rachel, I'm not interested in him.
00:06:38Oh, really?
00:06:39You used to be.
00:06:41What changed?
00:06:46I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:06:48Don't play dumb.
00:06:49I've seen you get jealous when I kiss him.
00:06:52No, I...
00:06:54Oh, boyfriend?
00:06:55You know, since when?
00:06:57I said I wanted to keep things flexible, remember?
00:07:00Oh.
00:07:02Guess being chained to his gardener is better than being Rachel Wexler's Netflix and chill.
00:07:11Rachel, stop.
00:07:13Oh!
00:07:15Oh, shit.
00:07:18Did you just break up with her for me?
00:07:21You didn't have to do that.
00:07:22Now, Rachel had her chance to make it official with me, but she didn't.
00:07:26Don't worry, she'll get bored.
00:07:28Hit me up for a quickie, she always does.
00:07:30You want to talk about that?
00:07:31I want to dance.
00:07:33Let's dance?
00:07:35With me?
00:07:36Am I chained to anyone else?
00:07:39Here.
00:07:41Drink this.
00:07:42It'll help.
00:07:44Bottoms up.
00:07:45Come on.
00:07:46Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:52Oh, my God, what is that, motor oil?
00:07:54Fine, more for me.
00:07:57God.
00:08:00Now, let's dance.
00:08:05Oh, you're not having fun?
00:08:06Come on, come on.
00:08:07Wait, you got to move in there?
00:08:11Can you move, Mark?
00:08:13No.
00:08:13Oh, oh.
00:08:14Gets him every time.
00:08:15What, am I giving you the ick?
00:08:21Ah, ah, ah, there it is.
00:08:23You know what?
00:08:24I miss that smile.
00:08:25It seems your caged heart opens to the power of dance.
00:08:27Dance?
00:08:28Mm-hmm.
00:08:29Well, I'm laughing because you're actually being redance-y-less.
00:08:33Get it?
00:08:33Like, we're big friends.
00:08:35You are embarrassing yourself.
00:08:39Take my hands.
00:08:40Cuffs and all.
00:08:41Come on.
00:08:43Now you got to do.
00:08:43Oh.
00:08:44Just move your feet.
00:08:46Left to right.
00:08:47There you go.
00:08:48Uh-huh.
00:08:48Feel the music?
00:08:49Is it just me, or did they look like they're a couple?
00:09:04You're in the mud, Karina.
00:09:06Watch out!
00:09:13Whoa.
00:09:14Whoa.
00:09:24Was too necessary?
00:09:26You want to slum it with the help?
00:09:28That's fine by me.
00:09:30But let me know when you want someone in your own tax bracket.
00:09:37Let's go.
00:09:40Let's freaking party!
00:09:43Woo!
00:09:48Did you see that?
00:09:49Shane.
00:09:49She was pissed.
00:09:50Shane, I think we should go.
00:09:52All my friends are here.
00:09:53I want you to take me home.
00:09:55Come on.
00:09:55Let's stay.
00:09:56Shane, let's go.
00:09:57I want to go.
00:09:58Come on.
00:09:59You're having so much fun.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:03Okay.
00:10:04Come on.
00:10:06Tessie, you're so messy, but not as much as me, because I saved you.
00:10:12Yeah, so funny.
00:10:13Okay, uh, stop.
00:10:15You need to take a shower.
00:10:16You're all sticky.
00:10:17I would, but, um...
00:10:21Shit.
00:10:22Okay, come on.
00:10:23Bathroom.
00:10:24Hungry.
00:10:24Oh, bathroom!
00:10:25Oh, bathroom!
00:10:30Keep your eyes on the wall.
00:10:35I'm going.
00:10:43Um, thank you.
00:10:45Yeah.
00:10:47Get off of me.
00:10:48Come.
00:10:49Yeah, yeah.
00:10:50Yeah.
00:10:53Turn around.
00:10:55Okay.
00:10:59I...
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02I need to grab this soap.
00:11:03I need to grab this soap.
00:11:04I need to grab it, too.
00:11:07Get it.
00:11:08Can you get it?
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:17Are you looking?
00:11:19Nope.
00:11:20No?
00:11:20No, no.
00:11:21I mean, I would never do that.
00:11:23I would never do that.
00:11:24Um, hey, uh, Tessa, do you mind getting my back?
00:11:28I mean, I would do it myself, but, uh, the thing is, like, way on your side, so.
00:11:35Yeah, for sure I can.
00:11:38It's fucked.
00:11:38I have, uh, sensitive skin.
00:11:41Okay, princess.
00:11:44Nice, nice.
00:11:45Can you go, uh, just a little lower for me?
00:11:49Lower.
00:11:51Uh-huh.
00:11:53A little bit lower.
00:11:56Uh, don't be shy.
00:11:57A little lower.
00:11:59Uh, you know, you're enjoying this a bit, too.
00:12:06Lunch?
00:12:15Uh, seems like the timer reset him at night.
00:12:17These things are really starting to get on my nerves.
00:12:19I'm gonna go.
00:12:20Here you go.
00:12:21For you.
00:12:22Yeah.
00:12:22Okay, see you out there.
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:27Now I'm here.
00:12:28I was in the shower.
00:12:29Yeah, just...
00:12:31Mm-hmm.
00:12:46What?
00:12:49Um, I was thinking we should probably sleep in separate rooms.
00:12:52bed, so you should probably ask Edmund for a spare cot.
00:12:55It's midnight.
00:12:56He's definitely sleeping.
00:13:00Uh, what are you doing?
00:13:02Making sure nothing untoward happens.
00:13:04Untoward.
00:13:05Yeah.
00:13:05Your virginity's safe.
00:13:11Don't you have pajamas?
00:13:13You're lucky I'm even covering up.
00:13:16Here.
00:13:17Here.
00:13:31Here you go.
00:13:33Ow!
00:13:36Shane, you only tried to kiss me because you're drunk, right?
00:13:39Right?
00:13:46Yeah.
00:13:48I thought so.
00:13:50I thought so.
00:13:54I thought so.
00:14:24I'm hung over, okay?
00:14:26Just let me sleep.
00:14:27Sorry, some of us work for a living.
00:14:34Great, now it's lopsided.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:47Oh, okay, don't go near that tree.
00:14:49I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:14:52You're allergic?
00:14:53Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:14:55No, it's okay.
00:14:57They only attack if you get too close.
00:14:58I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded your personal space, hmm?
00:15:08Oh, am I dreaming?
00:15:11Who is that smoke shell?
00:15:17I'm going to knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:31Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:36Shane?
00:15:38Shane!
00:15:39Shane!
00:15:40Shane!
00:15:42Ahem.
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46Hi.
00:15:47What's your name, dream babe?
00:15:50Oh.
00:15:52It's you.
00:15:53Meet Melody.
00:15:55Consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge.
00:15:59I'm sorry?
00:16:00I mean, wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener?
00:16:03It's honestly beneath you.
00:16:05Don't talk about Tessa like that.
00:16:06I can manage the accounts for you, okay?
00:16:09And in return, I'll see to it that you're very well taken care of.
00:16:13Okay.
00:16:15Are you seriously trying to bribe him?
00:16:18Jesus.
00:16:19We're going to ace this challenge.
00:16:25Come on, let's go.
00:16:32Thanks, Edmund.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:35We need to set some ground rules.
00:16:39First things first, separate beds.
00:16:43You move in your sleep and you snore.
00:16:45I do?
00:16:46And second of all, I need you to stop drinking and no going to parties.
00:16:51What?
00:16:51Your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility.
00:16:54What good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?
00:16:57At least moderate?
00:16:58My tuition is on the line.
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03I won't drink and I won't go to parties.
00:17:07Good.
00:17:08Here.
00:17:09Sign.
00:17:28What?
00:17:29Look at this.
00:17:30What the hell is wrong with you?
00:17:32I said no parties.
00:17:34No, no, no.
00:17:34You said I couldn't go to parties and technically I mean.
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:41You seriously have to be the most egotistical self-centered asshole in the entire world.
00:17:47I mean.
00:17:52Look at the mess your friends are making.
00:17:53Please.
00:17:54It's not like it's your job to clean it up.
00:17:56Yes, sir.
00:17:58That's only a job for the maids and I.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:00See?
00:18:02Edmund gets it.
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:09To do my job?
00:18:11Gardening.
00:18:13And please, for me, no more drinks.
00:18:26What are you still doing here?
00:18:28Just enjoying your demise.
00:18:31And this smooth 40-year-old Macallan Scotch.
00:18:36You're a Scotch man, right?
00:18:38Just like your dad.
00:18:41I know my offer still stands.
00:18:43Want to care for a suit?
00:18:45You can try.
00:18:46It's delicious.
00:18:49Piss off.
00:18:55Get lost!
00:18:56Get out of here!
00:18:57Stop!
00:18:57I'm sorry, move!
00:18:58Hey!
00:19:00Get out of here!
00:19:03Yeah!
00:19:06Yeah!
00:19:09Yeah, that's right!
00:19:10Uh-huh!
00:19:11Leave, assholes!
00:19:13Oh, shit!
00:19:24Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:26Tessa!
00:19:33Tessa!
00:19:34Tessa!
00:19:35EpiPen!
00:19:36Entry bathroom!
00:19:38Bathroom?
00:19:39I want you.
00:19:39Tessa!
00:19:41Tessa!
00:19:48Hey!
00:19:49What the shit, man?
00:19:50Out!
00:19:51Now!
00:19:52Shane?
00:19:55It's okay.
00:19:57Ew!
00:19:58Get out!
00:20:05Oh, no!
00:20:07Did Poison Ivy drink too much?
00:20:09Get out!
00:20:09Wait!
00:20:10Shane!
00:20:11Shane!
00:20:12Open the door!
00:20:14Stay with me, okay?
00:20:17Shane!
00:20:18Shane!
00:20:20I've got a trap!
00:20:20I need to get into, I guess!
00:20:23I need to get into Tom's house with my door.
00:20:23You're so sad!
00:20:23You're so good!
00:20:25Oh, this guy's so good, you're so good!
00:20:38I can't wait!
00:20:38I need to do it!
00:20:38I need to take a look!
00:20:39No, there's a drink!
00:20:43She's so good!
00:21:07Did you just kiss me?
00:21:10Huh?
00:21:12Yes, I mean, it was an accident.
00:21:2110-7.
00:21:25Get off of me!
00:21:35Hi.
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:37You okay?
00:21:38Awesome.
00:21:40I need to go back to my house to get some clothes.
00:21:43I mean, if you need a shirt, you can borrow one of mine?
00:21:47No.
00:21:48I prefer my own.
00:21:56How could I forget?
00:22:11Hmm.
00:22:18So you watch verticals.
00:22:21Here.
00:22:24Look, I don't want to hear it.
00:22:26I didn't say anything.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:33Cover your eyeballs.
00:22:35What?
00:23:01I mean, I do not want to see the light of the sun, I do not want to feed my
00:23:03light of your voice.
00:23:04I'm going to fall in my nose.
00:23:04It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:07I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:10That's Shakespeare.
00:23:12Don't break that.
00:23:16Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:18Mm-hmm.
00:23:18Oh, my God.
00:23:22Jeez.
00:23:33So why can't you swim?
00:23:35I just never learned.
00:23:36I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals.
00:23:39You know, they say experience is the best teacher.
00:23:42Just jump right on in.
00:23:43So.
00:23:44Is everything a joke to you?
00:23:46You know my friends?
00:23:46All of them?
00:23:47You have those, right?
00:23:49They think I'm really funny.
00:23:50Yeah, the ones you pay.
00:23:56There's so many books out here.
00:24:08You know, this is actually kind of hot.
00:24:12Oh, shit.
00:24:13You drew in here, too?
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:17It's really good.
00:24:18Stop.
00:24:18Why are you embarrassed?
00:24:19I think it's really good.
00:24:20Give it back.
00:24:21Please.
00:24:21No, no, no, no.
00:24:22You've got to tell me more.
00:24:23Shane!
00:24:24No!
00:24:24Shane!
00:24:25No!
00:24:28Easy, easy, easy.
00:24:30I tried it!
00:24:30Just stand up!
00:24:30I tried it!
00:24:31I tried it!
00:24:32Just stand up!
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Something bad, right?
00:24:42What the hell?
00:24:45Rachel, what are you doing here?
00:24:47Come on.
00:24:48Come on.
00:24:48Shaney, baby.
00:24:49Same reason as usual.
00:24:51Come out of the pool and greet Mama properly.
00:24:55Come on.
00:24:59Hmm.
00:25:01Hmm.
00:25:03Still attached at the hip, I see.
00:25:05Garden girl.
00:25:07Give us some space.
00:25:09Whatever you have to say in front of Tessa,
00:25:11you can say in front of me.
00:25:13Since when do you even know her name?
00:25:15Come on, Shane.
00:25:16Forget her.
00:25:18If you don't leave now, I'm going to call the butler.
00:25:21Edmund!
00:25:22Not so fast.
00:25:24What's this?
00:25:27Sir Sheenus the brawny.
00:25:30I'm going to love this.
00:25:32Stop.
00:25:33That's mine.
00:25:34Rachel, give it back.
00:25:35Hey, chat.
00:25:36Look at what I just found.
00:25:39Turns out Shane's gardener keeps a diary.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:25:45Is it just me?
00:25:46Or does Sir Sheenus look a bit familiar?
00:25:52Is that...
00:25:54me?
00:25:58It's nobody.
00:26:02Are you okay?
00:26:05Give you five minutes.
00:26:10Tessa, what are you...
00:26:11Wait.
00:26:14I just want to talk.
00:26:22Why'd you do that?
00:26:23She's clearly hurt.
00:26:25I'm hurt.
00:26:26I miss you.
00:26:28You know, that's rich.
00:26:29You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed.
00:26:32I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:26:35I mean, come on.
00:26:37Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:40I've been thinking,
00:26:41I want to be something more serious with you.
00:26:44I know that's something you've always wanted.
00:27:00It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:11It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:26Of course he still likes her.
00:27:28He'd never like me.
00:27:29I'm just his gardener.
00:27:40This is a stupid boy.
00:27:41Wait, what am I doing?
00:27:56What?
00:27:58Hello?
00:28:00Is anyone there?
00:28:03Hello?
00:28:04Oh, please.
00:28:07Please, someone let me out.
00:28:08I'm going to lose my tuition.
00:28:11Why would you suddenly want a relationship?
00:28:14And don't tell me it's despite Tessa.
00:28:16Of course not, Shane.
00:28:18I've always loved you,
00:28:19but you've always been so caught up on your ex.
00:28:21Hey, do not bring Natalie into this.
00:28:28Have you been distracting me?
00:28:36Oh, shit.
00:28:38Oh, that looks like it hurt.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:41Bye.
00:28:43Bye.
00:28:53Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
00:28:56Oh, shit.
00:28:56That was close.
00:29:02Can I ask you something?
00:29:04How long ago did you write that story?
00:29:10Oh, God.
00:29:12You must think I'm such a freak.
00:29:15I started writing that back when we were kids
00:29:17and back when you were nicer.
00:29:21But can we just, like, forget it?
00:29:29Okay.
00:29:29I'm going to show you something,
00:29:31but you have to promise not to laugh.
00:29:45Okay, I cannot believe I'm doing this.
00:29:54One time when we were kids,
00:29:56you, uh, gave me a flower.
00:29:59Okay, I wanted to hold on to it.
00:30:00I don't know why,
00:30:01so I smashed it in these pages
00:30:03and I left this, like, really cool impression.
00:30:05Then, any time I saw a cool plant,
00:30:07I would just...
00:30:10Anyway,
00:30:11I don't know if you're going to rewrite
00:30:12the adventures of Sir Shanius
00:30:14and Princess Dysondra,
00:30:15but I don't know,
00:30:17maybe we could do it in here.
00:30:29I love you.
00:30:33I'm sorry, I...
00:30:34No, stop.
00:30:36I used to, but not anymore.
00:30:38It was just back when we were kids.
00:30:40It's just, you showed me that really cute book
00:30:41and we almost lost the challenge
00:30:43and then I kind of just got lost in the moment.
00:30:44You know what?
00:30:45I should go.
00:30:45Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, I...
00:30:47Tessa, it's...
00:30:47No, really.
00:30:48Uh, just please shut it.
00:30:51Yep, look at the time.
00:30:52Gotta go.
00:30:53I gotta get ready.
00:30:54For what?
00:30:55You're not even wearing a watch.
00:30:56Yep, let's go.
00:31:05So, you take classes at night?
00:31:08Yeah, I work during the day.
00:31:11Every day?
00:31:13Why are you so shocked?
00:31:14I literally work in your family's garden.
00:31:17As you can see here,
00:31:18the male anglerfish
00:31:20attaches itself to the backside of the females,
00:31:23merging its bodies with her
00:31:25until they become one.
00:31:28See?
00:31:32Is that heading a little too close to home?
00:31:35No.
00:31:37I have to go to the bathroom.
00:31:39Now?
00:31:39Yeah.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:54Are you done?
00:31:55This is so gross.
00:31:57Yeah, well, it's not my fault
00:31:59that all the bathrooms were closed.
00:32:00Just keep an eye out while I zip up.
00:32:03Oh, trust.
00:32:04My eyes are anywhere else.
00:32:07Hey.
00:32:08Whoa.
00:32:10Look, I don't care what kind of kinks you're into,
00:32:12but this campus is a place of learning.
00:32:14I'm calling this in.
00:32:16Tessa, tell me your pants are almost up.
00:32:18They're up.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19Hey, look, homeless.
00:32:21Oh, no.
00:32:29Stop.
00:32:30Stop.
00:32:31I don't run this much.
00:32:33Oh, yeah.
00:32:34I guess I don't either.
00:32:39Hey, um,
00:32:41I'm sorry about how I reacted earlier
00:32:43when you said that you...
00:32:44Please, please don't.
00:32:46No, I'm sorry.
00:32:47I was just being dumb.
00:32:47I...
00:32:48You're not dumb.
00:32:49Stop saying that.
00:32:49It's obvious to anyone who's met you
00:32:51that you're really smart.
00:32:52Why has no one ever told me that?
00:32:54Because you surround yourself
00:32:56with idiots and insecure assholes.
00:33:00True.
00:33:02Look,
00:33:03I'm really sorry you said I loved you.
00:33:05Tessa...
00:33:06I used to.
00:33:07Back when we were kids.
00:33:10I miss that.
00:33:12I miss us.
00:33:18Just...
00:33:19You be honest and tell me,
00:33:21do you, um...
00:33:25Think there's a chance
00:33:26we could ever have that again?
00:33:29Do we really have to hate each other, Shane?
00:33:32For you.
00:33:33For being my friend.
00:33:37Always.
00:33:39Shane Arthur DeVere.
00:33:42Inside.
00:33:42Now.
00:33:47What did I tell you
00:33:48about fraternizing with that girl?
00:33:50That's the gardener's daughter,
00:33:51for Christ's sakes.
00:33:52She's my friend, Dad.
00:33:54I like her.
00:33:55Your mother and I have arranged
00:33:57for you to marry someone
00:33:58more becoming of your station.
00:34:01Who?
00:34:02Natalie Prescott.
00:34:24So do I...
00:34:25Do I drink too much?
00:34:26Is that it?
00:34:27My parents just died, Natalie.
00:34:31Between all the parties
00:34:32and drugs,
00:34:34are you even ready
00:34:35for a real relationship?
00:34:37Shane, please say something.
00:34:41Look, I...
00:34:44I think we're friends.
00:34:46And...
00:34:47we're always gonna be
00:34:49friends.
00:34:51Okay.
00:34:53Yeah.
00:34:54Right.
00:34:57There they are.
00:34:58Stop.
00:34:59Police.
00:35:00We need to run.
00:35:01I can't.
00:35:02I'm so tired.
00:35:03Hold my back, Lady Tassandra.
00:35:04Let's ride.
00:35:05Go, go, go, go.
00:35:07Run, Tassandra.
00:35:07It is.
00:35:08Run.
00:35:18Hey, it is not done, silly.
00:35:20Tasted fine to me.
00:35:21Uh-huh.
00:35:24Open up.
00:35:26You're warming up to me.
00:35:28I can tell.
00:35:29Uh-huh.
00:35:30Well,
00:35:31aren't you just
00:35:32two peas in a port-a-potty?
00:35:35Literally,
00:35:36how do you keep getting in here?
00:35:37You can forget about
00:35:38trying to sabotage us again.
00:35:40We're not uncuffing, okay?
00:35:41Tessa's tuition
00:35:42is on the line.
00:35:43And Shane's inheritance.
00:35:44Okay, relax.
00:35:46I'm here to apologize.
00:35:48Wait.
00:35:49Apologize to me?
00:35:51I am so sorry, Tessa.
00:35:54Again,
00:35:55you're apologizing to me.
00:35:57It's true.
00:35:58I've always seen you
00:36:00as a low-class nerd
00:36:01who was way too stuck up
00:36:03for her small bank account.
00:36:04Okay,
00:36:04if your plan
00:36:05is just to insult me
00:36:06into uncuffing.
00:36:07Let me finish.
00:36:10But now,
00:36:12I see you as a hard worker
00:36:14with an infectious spirit.
00:36:16I mean,
00:36:18look at how you've
00:36:19domesticated Shane.
00:36:22Let me uncuff.
00:36:23I want to talk to her alone.
00:36:25Just trust me.
00:36:31What are you doing?
00:36:32The cuffs are set
00:36:33to my biometrics.
00:36:34The clock is still ticking.
00:36:35That just means
00:36:36I have a whole hour
00:36:36to get her hair wet.
00:36:37Oh, very funny.
00:36:39I came here prepared this time.
00:36:41My hairspray is waterproof.
00:36:43Oh, yeah?
00:36:43Well,
00:36:44is it flowerproof?
00:36:46Don't you dare.
00:36:46Who told you
00:36:48to sabotage us?
00:36:49I'll tell you.
00:36:51Please,
00:36:51don't.
00:36:51Get her, babe.
00:36:52Hurry up, right now.
00:36:56Conrad offered Rachel
00:36:57half my inheritance
00:36:58to mess with us.
00:36:59I heard it
00:37:00straight from her mouth.
00:37:04Is that true?
00:37:06No.
00:37:09Half my fucking money?
00:37:11No way.
00:37:20Conrad.
00:37:22You may have fooled
00:37:23the lawyer,
00:37:23but you and I both know
00:37:24you're out to steal
00:37:25my inheritance.
00:37:26Rachel told me
00:37:27you'd give her half the money
00:37:28if she got us to fail.
00:37:30You know what I think?
00:37:32I think you don't deserve
00:37:34mother's fortune.
00:37:37You're impulsive,
00:37:39self-destructive.
00:37:40You barely be trusted
00:37:41to wipe your own ass.
00:37:43Screw you!
00:37:45You're a disappointment,
00:37:47Shane.
00:37:48You're a disappointment
00:37:49to your grandmother,
00:37:50your parents,
00:37:52even your fiancé.
00:37:54Everyone knows
00:37:55that's why Natalie
00:37:56left you.
00:37:58By the looks of it,
00:38:00it seems you've gone
00:38:00and disappointed her, too.
00:38:18Shane, who is Natalie?
00:38:23Who is Natalie, Shane?
00:38:25Conrad said something
00:38:26about a fiancé?
00:38:27Shane!
00:38:29Just leave me alone.
00:38:33Okay.
00:38:35You want space?
00:38:37Give you space.
00:38:42Shit.
00:39:00We have to recuff.
00:39:03What's the point?
00:39:05Conrad's right.
00:39:06Okay, I'm a fuck-up.
00:39:08That's not true.
00:39:19Was that Natalie's?
00:39:21Who is she to you, Shane?
00:39:23She's proof
00:39:25that I can't love you
00:39:26how you want me to.
00:39:29I loved Natalie.
00:39:31I didn't at first,
00:39:32but then we got engaged
00:39:33and she got pregnant
00:39:37and then my parents died
00:39:39and I started drinking
00:39:40too much.
00:39:42She aborted the baby
00:39:43and told me
00:39:45I wasn't ready for a kid,
00:39:47a real relationship,
00:39:50and she left.
00:40:00No, she was right.
00:40:02I'm so sorry.
00:40:05Just leave.
00:40:06Okay?
00:40:07Everyone does anyway.
00:40:08I'm not going anywhere.
00:40:11Can I show you something?
00:40:15Bye.
00:40:19Come on.
00:40:28Mom.
00:40:30Mom.
00:40:30That's not a real plant.
00:40:33You're getting the floor wet.
00:40:35It's dying.
00:40:37They want to throw it away.
00:40:40All it needs is some love
00:40:42and care.
00:40:43Last time I saw your mom,
00:40:45she seemed fine.
00:40:46What happened?
00:40:48Early onset Alzheimer's.
00:40:50She doesn't remember
00:40:51who I am most of the time,
00:40:52but half my paycheck
00:40:54goes towards her care.
00:40:58Responsibility isn't a skill
00:40:59you have to learn, Shane.
00:41:00It's a choice you have to make
00:41:02to persevere when life piles on.
00:41:04You're the DeVere's boy.
00:41:07Right?
00:41:10My Tessa has such a crush on you.
00:41:15Mom?
00:41:18Tessa?
00:41:21Mom, you remember me?
00:41:24Of course I remember my own daughter.
00:41:28Come here.
00:41:32Are you in trouble?
00:41:35No, no, Mom.
00:41:36These, they're a prop for our engagement photos today.
00:41:40You know, Tessa just sold
00:41:41Val and Shane.
00:41:44Tessa?
00:41:45Are you engaged?
00:41:47Oh, that's wonderful.
00:41:49I always believed in you, too.
00:41:54Let's see a kiss.
00:41:58Yeah.
00:41:59Yeah.
00:42:15That fake kiss earlier
00:42:17was really nice of you.
00:42:21I promise I won't be weird again.
00:42:28You said I was faking it.
00:42:38What are you doing?
00:42:41Well, we have about
00:42:4232 minutes left of free time,
00:42:44so I
00:42:46wonder how many rounds
00:42:47you could get in.
00:42:54Damn.
00:43:02I know.
00:43:04Down last time.
00:43:07I know.
00:43:09I know.
00:43:11I know.
00:43:12I know.
00:43:14I know.
00:43:16I know.
00:43:17Oh, when we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:24But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:32I can be bad.
00:43:36Oh, yeah.
00:43:46And this could be our little secret.
00:43:51Someone that knows I'm gonna hear it.
00:43:56We both know how it goes down there.
00:44:00Take it home now.
00:44:02I can't wait to keep it.
00:44:06And this could be our little secret.
00:44:08Wait, wait.
00:44:10What?
00:44:12Are you gonna tell me you're a virgin?
00:44:15Because I know all about that, and I don't care.
00:44:19Uh, no, uh, yeah, I just, I wanted my first time to be special.
00:44:28No, it's not that.
00:44:29I wanna know the person that I crossed that line with is committed to me.
00:44:36Baby, um, I'm sorry, are you, are you asking if I'm ready for a real relationship?
00:44:44Well, are you?
00:44:47Shane, before I give you my virginity, I need to know that you're serious about me.
00:44:51About us.
00:44:55I don't know if I can give you that.
00:45:14Tessa.
00:45:16I'm fine, I just, uh, I need to step out.
00:45:19What about the challenge?
00:45:22Five minutes, please.
00:45:26Tessa.
00:45:28Tessa.
00:45:29Tessa.
00:45:29Tessa.
00:45:30Leave me alone.
00:45:36Tessa, you have to come out.
00:45:40If the timer on this cuff runs out, if we fail, you'll lose your tuition.
00:45:46And if that happens, I will never be able to forgive myself.
00:46:12When this is over, we can go our separate ways and we never have to see each other ever
00:46:17again.
00:46:18Is that what you really want?
00:46:23So that's it?
00:46:26After this challenge, we just go our separate ways?
00:46:31No!
00:46:33What the fuck was that?
00:46:35Did you just hurt?
00:46:37No.
00:46:41Edmund, Edmund, we heard you scream?
00:46:43Your parents' gala?
00:46:44We cancelled it!
00:46:46After your grandmother passed, but somehow the invitations went out anyway.
00:46:50What are you guys talking about?
00:46:52Every year since my parents' accident, Graham Graham held this big charity gala in their honor.
00:46:57I guess Conrad must have sent out the invitations to mess with us?
00:47:01Conrad is getting more and more desperate the closer we are to winning.
00:47:05That's not all.
00:47:06He names the two of you as the guests of honor.
00:47:09And the invitation frames the event as if it's your... unveiling.
00:47:17As a couple?!
00:47:19No!
00:47:20No!
00:47:20Shane, you have to cancel this right now!
00:47:22Impossible!
00:47:23People are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow.
00:47:25We have contracts with designers, caterers, we can't...
00:47:29No, no!
00:47:29You know what?
00:47:30I am not going.
00:47:31It is black tie.
00:47:32I don't even own a pair of heels.
00:47:34Tessa!
00:47:34You...
00:47:35No!
00:47:35You know what?
00:47:36You're the one who decided we're done after this.
00:47:38Okay?
00:47:38So what?
00:47:39The whole world is supposed to think we're a couple?
00:47:41I'm not doing this.
00:47:50Shane, I think it's time I showed you something.
00:47:53For Shane's challenge, I want the gardener, Tessa.
00:47:57I always liked her.
00:47:59She's got grit.
00:48:00And she brings out the best in him.
00:48:02It needs to be her.
00:48:05I trust you'll make it happen.
00:48:07It was never about the money, Shane.
00:48:10All your gram gram ever wanted was to see you happy.
00:48:27Tessa, I've got something very important to ask you.
00:48:31Shane, what are you doing?
00:48:33Tessa Birch, I don't know what we are, but I do know that I care about you.
00:48:39And right now, your future is on the line.
00:48:41And we can figure the rest out later.
00:48:44Yeah.
00:48:45So will you be my date to my dead parents, Gala?
00:48:49So deathly allergies do us part.
00:48:54I do.
00:48:59Always.
00:48:59Nice.
00:49:08Edmund gave us some money for some outfits, so get anything you want.
00:49:22I seriously have to wear these?
00:49:25Not these specifically, but...
00:49:28Have you never worn heels?
00:49:30Eh.
00:49:32One time, when I was 12, but I immediately broke my ankle.
00:49:35Now I have arthritis.
00:49:36So why can't I just wear these?
00:49:38Those are hiking boots.
00:49:40That's why.
00:49:41Okay.
00:49:42Why can't I just wear a dress that covers my feet?
00:49:45Can you go look for her?
00:49:46She's being difficult.
00:49:50What are you planning?
00:49:53Do not embarrass me.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:56Geez.
00:49:56Touchy.
00:49:58All right.
00:49:59You know, that's 20 minutes.
00:50:02How's it going in there?
00:50:04Don't turn around yet.
00:50:21First time for everything.
00:50:24How did I do?
00:50:25Well...
00:50:27Is that bad?
00:50:29No, it's...
00:50:30Almost perfect.
00:50:38And...
00:50:40There.
00:50:42Lady to Sandra.
00:50:45Ready?
00:50:46Ready, Sir Shanius.
00:50:59Announcing...
00:51:00Shane DeVere...
00:51:02And Tessa Birch.
00:51:12Hmm.
00:51:14Gardener cleans up surprisingly well.
00:51:17Doesn't mean she belongs.
00:51:18Clock the shoes.
00:51:19Yes.
00:51:29Let's do this.
00:51:36May I have this dance?
00:51:39Certainly.
00:51:41Put your hands on my shoulders.
00:51:44My hands on your waist.
00:51:46We're gonna do a spin.
00:51:47Are you ready?
00:51:47Oh.
00:51:48Okay.
00:51:49Two.
00:51:49One, two, three.
00:51:51Super cool.
00:51:55Have you thought about what happens when this is over?
00:51:58You mean after we win this thing?
00:52:00Oh God, I don't know.
00:52:01I guess I go back to being obscenely rich.
00:52:07About that.
00:52:08I was thinking...
00:52:12What if you came with me?
00:52:13To college?
00:52:16I think you'd really like it.
00:52:19Yeah.
00:52:20Oh, I don't know about that.
00:52:21I don't really think I'm the type for school.
00:52:24Why not?
00:52:25There's like rats there.
00:52:27There's rats?
00:52:27Do I drink beer?
00:52:29I don't want any drink.
00:52:30Mind if I cut in?
00:52:31Natalie!
00:52:35Oh my God.
00:52:39Wait, so what are you doing here?
00:52:42You're Gram-Gram.
00:52:44I heard she died.
00:52:46I thought she never liked me, but then I got this invitation.
00:52:51I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:52:53No, it's okay.
00:52:54She...
00:52:54She went peacefully.
00:52:58Oh, uh...
00:52:59Natalie, this is Tessa.
00:53:00She's, uh, my...
00:53:02My, uh...
00:53:03We're cuffed.
00:53:04That's what we are. We're just cuffed.
00:53:05That's what we are.
00:53:06I can see that.
00:53:07Yeah, my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation.
00:53:10You know, it's a funny story.
00:53:12Not really.
00:53:13It's really good to meet you, though.
00:53:15I've heard such great things.
00:53:16Well, hopefully the stories weren't too bad.
00:53:19You look familiar.
00:53:20Tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around.
00:53:23Now Tessa is the gardener.
00:53:26Oh, family profession.
00:53:28That's cute.
00:53:29It's been a fun week.
00:53:30She's been teaching me how to garden.
00:53:32She's taken me to some night classes.
00:53:34Oh, night classes.
00:53:35Shane, that's...
00:53:37Daddy, Daddy, you're here.
00:53:44You know what?
00:53:47I'll give you ten minutes to talk.
00:53:55Looks like your bait worked.
00:53:59It's time for you to shine, babe.
00:54:01I'll do what I do best.
00:54:14You're not meant for him, Tessa.
00:54:18Go away, Rachel.
00:54:21I can't stand you.
00:54:23Look at them.
00:54:26Shane's an heir.
00:54:28You're a gardener.
00:54:29He was never going to choose you, Tessa.
00:54:32Wake up.
00:54:33No, you're lying.
00:54:36Shane loves me.
00:54:37Tessie said that.
00:54:39Face it, honey.
00:54:41You were just his passing interest.
00:54:44You don't need him, Tessa.
00:54:46You're tough.
00:54:47You would have worked hard for that degree either way eventually.
00:54:51He's the one who needs you.
00:54:55It's him.
00:54:59He was playing you, girl.
00:55:02But you're in control.
00:55:04You can still make him hurt.
00:55:06All you have to do is leave.
00:55:11Gavin, you shouldn't run up on people like that, okay?
00:55:18Natalie's just...
00:55:19He isn't mine, is he?
00:55:21Wait, you're not daddy.
00:55:23Where's daddy?
00:55:25Daddy's at home, remember?
00:55:26Now go get something to eat.
00:55:28Mommy's talking to an old friend.
00:55:34So he's not mine.
00:55:36He's my husband.
00:55:38Matthews, we met after we broke up.
00:55:41If he was, would it change things?
00:55:44I wanted to be there for you.
00:55:46You and the baby.
00:55:48I mean, we almost...
00:55:49Oh, Shane.
00:55:53You'll find your person.
00:55:55I know I did.
00:55:57I think I already have.
00:56:01I should probably go find her so I can tell her.
00:56:08Hey, Shane.
00:56:10Um...
00:56:11I came back because I was worried for you.
00:56:13But it seems you're gonna be just fine.
00:56:16And for what it's worth,
00:56:18I think you'd make a great dad.
00:56:28Rachel, where's Tessa?
00:56:31Settle down, nephew.
00:56:34We're celebrating.
00:56:36You are about to lose everything.
00:56:41What did you do with Tessa?
00:56:44You can still make him hurt.
00:56:47All you have to do is leave.
00:56:52I know what you're doing, Rachel.
00:56:55And I'm not falling for it.
00:57:04I was trying to be helpful.
00:57:08Since when?
00:57:09You know, Rachel, you're a snake.
00:57:12And you know what gardeners do to snakes?
00:57:15Listen, you insolent bitch.
00:57:17That fortune was supposed to be mine.
00:57:20I had Shane wrapped around my finger long before you wriggled it.
00:57:25Okay, newsflash, Rachel.
00:57:28You know, you're knock-off Barbie doll self and afraid to break a nail.
00:57:33So, you wanna fight?
00:57:35Let's fight! Uh-huh, let's go!
00:57:37You wanna fight?
00:57:38Yeah, let's go!
00:57:47The only person going anywhere is you.
00:57:51What? Take her away.
00:57:56Bye-bye.
00:57:57She left you, Shane.
00:58:00And you're a liar.
00:58:01She wouldn't.
00:58:05The only truth that matters right now is in about seven minutes, I'm gonna win everything.
00:58:15The family fortune is mine.
00:58:20Ours.
00:58:22Oh, yeah, right.
00:58:24Yeah, ours.
00:58:26You bastard, where is she?
00:58:29Now!
00:58:37Get off me!
00:58:39Fuck!
00:58:40You were supposed to give him the whole dumps!
00:58:42I did!
00:58:43He's a fucking junkie!
00:58:45He's a fucking junkie!
00:58:46God damn it!
00:58:51Edmund, have you seen Tessa?
00:58:53Tessa!
00:58:54Are you all right, sir?
00:58:55I haven't seen her.
00:58:57Have you checked out front?
00:58:58Tessa!
00:58:59Sir?
00:59:01Tessa!
00:59:01Sir!
00:59:04Tessa!
00:59:10Hands off my girlfriend!
00:59:12Girlfriend?
00:59:13Don't you dare!
00:59:25Don't touch my man!
00:59:28I wanna make babies with you.
00:59:30Same.
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh!
00:59:33Oh!
00:59:35Oh!
00:59:35Oh, shit.
00:59:36We have to stop eating like this.
00:59:38Call the cops!
00:59:39I got it.
00:59:40Oh, yeah!
00:59:41Oh, shit!
00:59:42Oh, there he is.
00:59:43Yeah?
00:59:45Time.
00:59:47Sick!
00:59:49That was so fast.
00:59:50It was so sick.
00:59:53Not so fast.
00:59:57You're not calling anyone.
01:00:05Easy there.
01:00:07Conrad?
01:00:08Easy is what this is supposed to be.
01:00:14You got enough tranquilizers, baby?
01:00:17Uh-huh.
01:00:18See, this was supposed to be painless.
01:00:22But now it's gonna hurt.
01:00:24You'll never get away with this.
01:00:27I think I will.
01:00:28So this is your plan.
01:00:29To force us to separate at gunpoint,
01:00:32there are cameras, Conrad.
01:00:33You'll get caught.
01:00:36No, we won't.
01:00:38Conrad is a genius.
01:00:40I hacked the cameras and wiped all record of my meddling,
01:00:43and then I just turned them off.
01:00:45No way you're gonna separate us.
01:00:46You'll have to kill us.
01:00:48I'm not gonna kill you.
01:00:53Tessa!
01:00:54Tessa!
01:00:56Fuck you.
01:01:05I'm gonna make you kill each other.
01:01:16Shane?
01:01:19Shane!
01:01:24Shane!
01:01:25Shane!
01:01:26Ow!
01:01:27Oh, my God.
01:01:30What's going on?
01:01:37Separate or die?
01:01:39Oh, shit.
01:01:40Oh, Conrad is crazier than I thought.
01:01:42Okay, we need to get out of here.
01:01:44Hey.
01:01:47What happened to your chest?
01:01:48What?
01:01:50I don't know.
01:01:52Maybe the hay scratched it or something.
01:01:55I don't know.
01:01:56We need to go.
01:01:57Quick.
01:01:57Quick.
01:02:11Glad you're finally awake.
01:02:13Just in time, too.
01:02:16We have much to discuss.
01:02:20So what?
01:02:21You guys are like an evil power couple now, or...?
01:02:24Well, you could say I surrendered to my ex's uncle.
01:02:33We really bonded over hating you.
01:02:37Ugh.
01:02:38Kidnapping?
01:02:39Unc?
01:02:40What makes you think you can get away with this?
01:02:42About to be a billionaire?
01:02:45That's plenty of money to bury any truth.
01:02:48Or bury you if he refuses.
01:02:52Never.
01:02:53We'll just wait this out.
01:02:56Too long.
01:02:57That rash is moving fast.
01:03:01Tessa, you're the biologist.
01:03:03How long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone?
01:03:08What did you do?
01:03:09Well, it turns out a lot of injectable cosmetic products
01:03:13contain beef venom.
01:03:15Isn't that neat?
01:03:18What?
01:03:21You freaking psychopaths!
01:03:23You'd really stoop to murder?
01:03:26Wouldn't be the first time.
01:03:28Rachel, you do not have to do this.
01:03:31Oh.
01:03:32Shaney.
01:03:33I only wanted you for your money.
01:03:36This way, I get half.
01:03:38Here's the deal.
01:03:39By my estimate, and to be fair, I'm no doctor, but I'd say she's got about 15 minutes before her
01:03:46throat closes up and she goes into full-blown anaphylactic shock.
01:03:54So, if you separate her right now, there might be time to save her.
01:03:59Yeah.
01:04:00So it's the money?
01:04:02Or the girl?
01:04:05Your choice.
01:04:08Uncle, why are you doing this?
01:04:11You really don't know?
01:04:13Because I'm the rightful heir.
01:04:16I'm the eldest son.
01:04:18Martha was always mother's favorite.
01:04:22It was all supposed to be mine.
01:04:24But then for some unknown reason, she decides to give you this chance.
01:04:32My mother decides to give you a chance to steal what's rightfully mine.
01:04:38I'm starting to think she had a damn good reason.
01:04:41Mark my words.
01:04:42You will pay for this.
01:04:46It looks like time's running out.
01:04:48You'd better hurry.
01:04:50Hey, you know what?
01:04:53After she's dead, let's bury her in the West Garden.
01:04:59I think she'd like that.
01:05:03Would she like that?
01:05:17No!
01:05:19Are you crazy?
01:05:20You could die!
01:05:22Those assholes made my life a living hell.
01:05:27I'm not going to let them get away with this.
01:05:30We are going to make it out of here.
01:05:33Together.
01:05:35Help me.
01:05:42It won't budge.
01:05:49I need you to break my glasses.
01:05:52What?
01:05:54But I love your glasses.
01:05:55You can't see without them.
01:05:57Breathing kind of takes precedent.
01:05:59You could use the wire to pick the lock.
01:06:01Okay, okay.
01:06:03Okay, okay.
01:06:06Go, go, go, go.
01:06:12We're almost there.
01:06:18We have to uncuff now, Tessa.
01:06:20No, we can't make it.
01:06:22No, no, no.
01:06:24It'll be alright.
01:06:25We have about three minutes left, okay?
01:06:27If I run, I can grab that bee pen and get back in, okay?
01:06:29No, Shane.
01:06:31No, Shane.
01:06:31Don't, please.
01:06:32We deserve a happy ending.
01:06:38That's why I have to do this.
01:06:40No.
01:06:41Don't.
01:06:42Shane!
01:06:43Shane!
01:06:44Shane!
01:06:47Edmund!
01:06:48Edmund!
01:06:49What is it?
01:06:50Call the family doctor.
01:07:02Come on, come on.
01:07:07Come on.
01:07:24Tessa!
01:07:25Tessa, stay with me!
01:07:27I'm coming
01:07:38Shane
01:07:39What happened with the challenge?
01:07:41Did we win?
01:07:45This isn't okay
01:07:46Rachel and Conrad can't just get away with this
01:07:49They tried to kill me
01:07:50Listen to me Tessa
01:07:51You're gonna be fine
01:07:53Okay, I'm gonna get a job
01:07:55I'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for
01:07:57I'm gonna work
01:07:59You hate work
01:08:00I don't give a shit
01:08:02If I have to work with my two hands
01:08:03For the rest of my life, okay?
01:08:09I just want you to be a part of it
01:08:18Wait, wait, wait
01:08:20I thought you wanted to wait
01:08:21I'm tired of waiting
01:08:34It's not like you haven't seen all this before
01:08:36Yeah, well
01:08:37That was before it
01:08:38This was mine
01:08:48Oh
01:08:49Whoa
01:08:51Well, it's not as big as a centaur
01:08:53I mean
01:08:55Kinda
01:08:58Get on your back, Sir Shanius
01:09:00I'm gonna ride you
01:09:08So
01:09:10How did I compare to the book?
01:09:13I'd say it was a faithful adaptation
01:09:18There must be a way we could beat Conrad
01:09:21We deserve a happy ending
01:09:23The police searched the barn
01:09:24Conrad wiped it clean
01:09:26The cameras too
01:09:28It's his word
01:09:30Against ours
01:09:32That's Shane
01:09:33Oh
01:09:34We're covered
01:09:36We're covered
01:09:37What is it?
01:09:38Ah
01:09:39I
01:09:40Noticed something odd
01:09:42While poking around our security database
01:09:44Conrad
01:09:46Not only wiped the last six days
01:09:47He wiped the last six years
01:09:49Dating back to the day your parents died
01:09:52However
01:09:53He was sloppy
01:09:54And I managed to
01:09:56Recover
01:09:58This
01:10:02Is that my parents' car?
01:10:04It is
01:10:06Oh my god
01:10:09Conrad killed your parents
01:10:18He killed my parents, Tessa
01:10:21He's gonna get away with it
01:10:24We can figure it out, Shane
01:10:26Conrad and Rachel think you're too dumb
01:10:28Or too lazy to figure it out
01:10:29But you're neither
01:10:30That's our advantage
01:10:33You know, you're right
01:10:34Yeah, we're gonna beat him
01:10:36We just gotta put our heads together
01:10:37Yeah, that's good
01:10:42Hey, chat
01:10:43We are celebrating
01:10:44Guess who just won three billion dollars?
01:10:49Aww
01:10:49Is Tessa sad she lost?
01:10:52How's it feel knowing you're going to die poor?
01:10:55Feels like
01:10:56What the?
01:10:58Revenge
01:10:59What?
01:10:59Hey!
01:11:05Hey, chat
01:11:06Check this out
01:11:08Say cheese
01:11:23Taking my inheritance out already?
01:11:26You mean my birthright?
01:11:29Speaking of
01:11:30You really should start packing your things
01:11:32Because I won't abide trespassers in my home
01:11:36I'm not going anywhere
01:11:37You see this SD card?
01:11:40I have proof
01:11:41You killed my parents
01:11:49Proof
01:11:51I've murdered no one
01:11:54That's not what you said at the barn
01:11:55I had Edmund
01:11:57Look through some old security footage
01:11:59And he found a weird video
01:12:01Of you cutting the brakes
01:12:02In my parents' car
01:12:03Now I wonder
01:12:04What the lawyers will think about that
01:12:15Doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks
01:12:28You bitch
01:12:29You stole my gun?
01:12:31Yep
01:12:32And I got my marksmanship badge
01:12:34And the Girl Scouts
01:12:35So
01:12:35You'll stay quiet
01:12:37Until I say so
01:12:46Hey Lawman
01:12:47I got something for you
01:12:50Looks like he went home for the night
01:12:53It's just me and you
01:13:01You're just his passing interests
01:13:09He's just using you
01:13:11But you can make him hurt
01:13:17Okay
01:13:20Give me the card
01:13:25He wouldn't
01:13:26Shit
01:13:28Don't fucking move
01:13:38Why are you so
01:13:43Don't tell me this is the only copy
01:13:48You really are dumb as disco
01:13:50Aren't you?
01:13:55I can't believe you didn't make another copy
01:13:58I was so right about you
01:14:01You are a complete and total imbecile
01:14:05Just like your father
01:14:09You know that's why I had to cut his brakes
01:14:11Right?
01:14:11And steal your inheritance
01:14:13It's not personal
01:14:15Buddy
01:14:16It's nature
01:14:18Survival of the fittest
01:14:20And you two idiots
01:14:22Who are standing in the way of my evolution
01:14:25So you betray anyone?
01:14:27Huh?
01:14:27Even your own family?
01:14:30What happens when Rachel gets in the way?
01:14:33Who?
01:14:35Oh
01:14:37She already has
01:14:39You think I'm gonna give that bimbo half my money?
01:14:43Dummy
01:14:43She's next
01:14:49You're plotting to kill me?
01:14:52No
01:14:53Baby
01:14:54I would never
01:14:55You idiot
01:14:56Didn't you notice I took all of those selfies?
01:15:00If I go down
01:15:01You go down
01:15:11Okay
01:15:12This is how this is all gonna go down
01:15:14I'm gonna walk out of here
01:15:16With my inheritance
01:15:18You hear me?
01:15:19My inheritance
01:15:21And none of you are gonna get shot
01:15:24You understand?
01:15:28What the fuck are you laughing at?
01:15:31Oh
01:15:31You've already lost Conrad
01:15:33That phone right there?
01:15:35Yeah
01:15:35I was streaming in the background
01:15:37Rachel's 10 million followers
01:15:38Just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes
01:15:42And just in case one recording wasn't enough
01:15:46I made a copy
01:15:48Dumbass
01:15:52Guess you two better get used to wearing these
01:15:59Fucking influencer
01:16:13Well
01:16:14That's a conundrum
01:16:17You two failed the challenge
01:16:19But clearly Conrad played a part
01:16:22Shelly's will to not account for this
01:16:24Surely it's worth a second attempt
01:16:27That
01:16:29Might work
01:16:30You want us to run the challenge back?
01:16:33Tessa!
01:16:34Tessa say something
01:16:36Sure
01:16:37Why not?
01:16:39It doesn't scare me half as much this time around
01:16:41What are you scared?
01:16:42Mm-mm
01:16:44Okay
01:16:46That said
01:16:48Mr. Shane
01:16:49Arthur
01:16:51Davir
01:16:52What do you say?
01:16:55Will you be cuffed to me one more time
01:16:56Till death do us part?
01:16:58I do
01:17:05Huzzah!
01:17:08Here we go again
01:17:13Just got all my books for this semester
01:17:16I'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies
01:17:20What about you?
01:17:21Did you get your classes figured out?
01:17:23Early childhood education
01:17:25Bio 101
01:17:26And art class
01:17:27I don't know
01:17:28I'm still figuring out my extracurriculars
01:17:31Well speaking of extracurriculars
01:17:36Look what else I picked up
01:17:46I love you
01:17:48I love you too
01:17:55Can you see these?
01:17:56Mmm
01:18:01Oh
01:18:07I have an idea
01:18:13Feels familiar
01:18:19Hi
01:18:21Hi
01:18:26I met a boy
01:18:28I met a boy
01:18:29I met a boy
01:18:36You
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