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The Great Indian Kapil Show - The Return Of Samay Raina And Ranveer

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00:03Oh

00:08Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show

00:17Shukriya Shukriya please bet here

00:24Kisne ka I love you

00:27Jiti roo khush roo

00:30Shidu bhaidhi aaj kal

00:32Har benda youtube channel bana raha hai

00:34Aap doon ko to patayi hai

00:37Aap kisi ko netflix jaisse platform pe bhi leyao maalo

00:40192 country mein jahaan pe loog dekh rahe hai

00:42Phir bhi benda aapna youtube channel bana ta

00:45Zurur hai, mein aapni baat kar raho

00:48Acha ek ghar mein agar 4 loog rheitte hai

00:50To maa ka alag hai

00:52Baap ka alag hai, bacho ka alag youtube channel hai

00:54Is baar mein aapki baat kar raho

00:57Kehne ka mithalab hai

00:59Aap dhekho

01:00Har benda video banane mein laga hua hai

01:03Aap itne saare channel zaga hai

01:05Patniyaan laghi hoi kitchen mein guys

01:08Aaj mene duhi bali ur kadhi chawal banane hai

01:12Pichy Oo2 dul ca house a man ka mungk Hamu klileka

01:14xulur uda ra trivia

01:16Aaronitta

01:19Howe kakari chawal

01:21Mungk republic

01:25Paチャンネル

01:31Hissu

01:32All of you guys, put a moisturizer, put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss

01:40and in the end you have a magenta mascara and you have a new makeup look.

01:49No makeup look, first of all the 28 things on the nose.

01:542 inches on the top, you can see that too.

01:562 inches on the top, you can see that too.

02:04Hi guys, guys, you can see all of them like the dogs at home.

02:08Hi guys, you can comment on them in the video that you are very bad.

02:12Guys, I will tell you about backless blouse.

02:21Look, only one person, they have a blouse.

02:24If they are hearing people, they are starting to make a normal face and they are wearing a blouse.

02:30He asked them to take a tattoo.

02:34He said to them, they will make a tattoo on his shoulder.

02:37So, they are just a different channel of knowledge.

02:41Yes.

02:42You can't relax after them.

02:44As a little bit of a smile.

02:45There are expressions in Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.

02:48You can mix it with an expression.

02:50They will close their eyes and open their eyes.

02:52They say,

02:53The problem is what is the peace of mind, friends.

02:57The life is living everyone.

02:59This is the life of four days.

03:01The baby says,

03:02What is the life of four days?

03:03Mother, she comes from 25 days.

03:06What is life of four days?

03:10foreign

03:21foreign

03:37Please welcome Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia

03:58How are you bro?

04:01Welcome, welcome, welcome my bro

04:03How are you bro?

04:05Welcome, welcome

04:14What a story is, what a story is

04:17How do you love your people?

04:19I'm happy that we are outside of jail

04:24You all know exactly what you are

04:26You all know in the last year

04:28You are the strongest people in the past year

04:34People were searching for internet

04:35But the police were searching for different kings

04:40What came your experience to last year?

04:41How did it work?

04:43A very strange year

04:44This whole studio has two people who are going to the Supreme Court.

04:49They are Hum and Siddhu Paji.

04:58That's why I wrote a song for you.

05:01Come on, come on.

05:05Don't be afraid of yourself.

05:09Don't be afraid of yourself.

05:10No things, don't he.

05:11Please cross the grave and we'll stop her talk.

05:21Let's listen to the poison.

05:28And if it has one who'll kill someone like this...

05:33We're all in thisに.

05:34You will have to go up.

05:34No, no.

05:35No, no.

05:38I feel like I'm lost at home.

05:41Today, you'll have a little coaching with me.

05:43How do you bounce back?

05:44Last time Ranveer and Samir were together,

05:47there was a police case.

05:48So, today, you'll have to go together.

05:51We'll have coffee or we'll have an anticipatory bail.

05:58You were watching Latent.

06:00I saw many episodes.

06:01I had a phone too.

06:02Yes.

06:03I had a phone too.

06:04I said, why didn't the case happen?

06:07And when my show closed,

06:10one day before I got a call

06:12that something bad is going to happen.

06:15Is it true?

06:17Is it true?

06:17I said, look, you've got a look.

06:19You've got to go a little bit.

06:21So, I'm telling you my experience.

06:23I don't have any antriyam.

06:26You say anything and you're famous.

06:28But when you're famous,

06:29you can't even say anything.

06:30What?

06:31What?

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11:02What?

11:03If God closes one door, he opens ten doors.

11:07Are you just a door to see the doors?

11:08All of them are killing us, sir.

11:20I love you, sir.

11:24I love you, son. You are absolutely brilliant.

11:35You are a part of my whole childhood.

11:38You are a part of my whole childhood.

11:40You and Shaker, sir.

11:41You are a part of the comedy circus.

11:43I followed every episode.

11:45I don't know what to say.

11:54Come, come, please.

12:02You are too good, man.

12:03Genuinely, sir.

12:04I respect both of you.

12:06But I do a little bit more.

12:09Because he has never been out of zero.

12:11He has never been out of zero.

12:19He has been out of zero.

12:24He has been out of zero.

12:37Oh!

12:37He was hit by the camera.

12:40He said...

12:40Oh, my God!

12:52Oh, my God!

12:53Oh, my God!

12:54Oh, my God!

13:06stone-cold. I thought that I would keep something cool.

13:11But over time, I didn't drink beer.

13:15The bicep is still here now.

13:17But the name is a little popular.

13:20So we've kept it.

13:21Do you have a liquor license for this?

13:23Or do you have to open it?

13:24No, no, no.

13:25For liquor license.

13:26When you've seen stand-up,

13:29this is because of your grandma's jokes.

13:32My grandma has never said

13:33that you're wrong with your family.

13:37Do you have jokes on my grandma?

13:39Look, sir.

13:40If I'm a kid,

13:41I write a song in my grandma's memory.

13:43If I'm a singer,

13:45I write a song in my grandma's memory.

13:47If I'm a comedian,

13:48I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.

13:50Very good.

13:50Well said, well said.

13:53And I've had some awareness.

13:55Like, my grandma had a attack.

13:58And I was alone at home.

14:00And I didn't have an ambulance number.

14:01I didn't remember.

14:02Oh.

14:03Do you remember that?

14:06Do you remember the ambulance number?

14:07Tell me, Arshana,

14:07do you remember the ambulance number?

14:08100 is the only call.

14:10That's the police.

14:11Yeah.

14:13I didn't remember.

14:14I didn't remember.

14:14Brother, I called 102.

14:15Who came here?

14:16Fire.

14:17Yes.

14:18He said,

14:18Where was the fire?

14:20I said,

14:21I said,

14:21the fire will be in the morning.

14:22Oh!

14:23Oh!

14:24Oh!

14:25Oh!

14:28Oh!

14:29Oh!

14:35Oh!

14:36Yes!

14:36Oh!

14:38Oh!

14:39Oh!

14:40Oh,

14:43My parents really liked the couple sharma show.

14:47There is also a story, a genuine story.

14:50My dad was a lot of watching.

14:52He was bedridden in his final phase.

14:54But he watched the couple sharma show a lot.

14:57So wherever he is, he is very happy today.

14:59Thank you brother.

15:00Big big day.

15:03Swami, you are an amazing comedian.

15:06So who do you think in India is the best stand up comedian?

15:11Stand up.

15:12In this case,

15:14I don't have any time, ma'am,

15:16that India is the best comedian.

15:18In India, I will say that the world is right here.

15:20Kabir Sharman.

15:21Come on bro.

15:22Lovely.

15:25Genuinely, it is a lot of difficult.

15:28I don't know how he does it.

15:30I mean, every week, show, episode,

15:34I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.

15:36It is unbelievable.

15:38It is a legend better at this time.

15:41Thank you bro.

15:43This is what I do.

15:45People who love you,

15:46you have confidence.

15:48What is your confidence?

15:49Normally, what happens?

15:50Sometimes we make scripts,

15:51sometimes they don't have secrets,

15:52sometimes they don't.

15:53But people,

15:54giving you applause,

15:56and asking you,

15:58you are the same with us.

15:59We are the same with you.

16:00And this is your love.

16:01So,

16:02I'm going to ask you a question.

16:07I'm dancing.

16:08I'm dancing.

16:09I'm dancing.

16:10I'm dancing.

16:23I'm dancing.

16:25I'm dancing.

16:29Please.

16:29Sir, what is your shock? I think poetry is very good.

16:32It is very good. It is their shock.

16:34Sometimes they will listen to free time or in a rush.

16:36Our shock became our profession. Our brand and butter became our profession.

16:41And there is also a jam.

16:43It is a jam, right?

16:46So I think this is a very big blessing.

16:49You feel good to do what you do.

16:51We are also with the people who don't get money.

16:54So I think you are doing your work with your heart.

16:56Then the rest of the things come.

16:57So it is a blessing to me, bro.

17:00And I've also watched many films and actors.

17:03When we come to the show,

17:04I feel like this is a dream or true.

17:09It is a life. Everything happens.

17:11I will do a showrun in the old days.

17:12Today my brother has a little bit less.

17:14He does talk about death.

17:18In the old days.

17:21It is a wish that we are going to go to the world.

17:25It is not a blessing.

17:26Absolutely.

17:27Absolutely.

17:30And listen, what are we talking about today?

17:32We can talk about death.

17:33We can talk about death.

17:35In the world, there are two people.

17:37One is the LIC and the other is the Ranveer.

17:41What will happen after death?

17:42What will happen after death?

17:45That's why we don't go to this podcast.

17:47We don't go to this podcast.

17:48And if someone is gone, someone comes out and comes out and comes out.

17:52They are too many people.

17:55They are too many people.

17:56They are too many people.

17:56I feel like these people are open.

17:58You can move forward in the conversation.

18:01How do I do?

18:01I will give a little example.

18:02I am drill.

18:04Do you think about death?

18:06I didn't think about it.

18:08I didn't think about it.

18:08No?

18:09It happens to me that I've seen a little notice.

18:10It won't come.

18:11But you're scared or excited.

18:15Who's excited for death?

18:17Wow, I'll die tomorrow.

18:19What is this?

18:21It's a good thing.

18:22Where are we going?

18:23I'm scared of death.

18:25I started to do it.

18:26He asked me the last year.

18:28What do you think about death?

18:29I don't think about it.

18:31But for the past year, I thought about death.

18:40What do you think about death?

18:41Who's the team?

18:43Who's the team?

18:44Who's the team?

18:45Who's the team?

18:45If you see, the police didn't come.

18:48Oh!

18:50Oh!

18:51Oh!

18:52Oh!

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18:56Oh!

18:58Oh!

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19:16Oh!

19:16Hi!

19:17Hi!

19:19Hi!

19:20Hi!

19:22Hi!

19:23I

19:29It's not a man. I think I would like to do ha ha

19:32I'm gonna be about a minute. I kill another to banta. Hey

19:36And I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I

19:40don't know I don't know

19:40Oh, wow

19:44I'm going to call in a

19:47Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, I don't want to call wine car

19:56If they have opened their eyes,

19:59then in their deserts,

20:01we will end the main course.

20:04That's correct.

20:06That's right, India has got latent.

20:08India has got deleted.

20:11That's right.

20:13Okay, let me introduce myself.

20:14Okay, now Sunil Paal's script.

20:17Oh!

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The Great Indian Kapil Show - The Return Of Samay Raina And Ranveer

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