00:00It's the mark of the beast. If you receive the mark of the beast, you will go to hell. Seek
00:05salvation, everyone!
00:07There's no escape. Nothing about my sad little life is ever going to change. A life with an all-too
00:16-predictable ending.
00:19Find your salvation.
00:22Find your salvation.
00:24Receive your salvation, you'll be granted.
00:26You must receive salvation. The apocalypse will happen on December 31st, 1999.
00:32By the apocalypse, you mean the end of the world, don't you?
00:37Yes, that's right. But don't you worry about it. The blessed will be granted eternal life.
00:45So God, as powerful as he is, can't just save everyone beforehand?
00:49Pardon?
00:49And all the people who had the nerve to die before the apocalypse are screwed now?
00:52Now, why can't God bless all those people in advance?
00:57Or is that not how it works because God doesn't do advances?
01:01Or, I don't know, he can move the apocalypse later?
01:04Well, my dear, there isn't anything we can do about God's will.
01:08So what do I do, huh?
01:09You will be saved.
01:11I actually really want to see the apocalypse. How about that?
01:14How can I die without seeing it? It's not fair.
01:18How am I supposed to close my eyes now, huh?
01:20Hmm.
01:21Take it.
01:21You have a blessed day.
01:23What am I? Asking too much, huh?
01:26What, did I ask to live forever, huh?
01:28Well, I just want to live long enough so I can see the end of the world!
01:34Is that too much to ask for?
01:36It's not.
01:37I want to see it.
01:38Show me.
01:39Show me!
01:41Show!
01:55I just want to be able to see humanity's downfall.
02:03Why is it you won't let me see that?
02:11You could at least do me that favor.
02:30Did you eat a Jaws bar too, lady?
02:42I don't know.
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