00:01Why didn't you just delete it on your way to my office?
00:05Sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:07This is like the first time I've been in trouble,
00:09except for, obviously, the talent show last year.
00:12Oh, right, the talent show.
00:14Yeah.
00:14How could I forget about the talent show?
00:16I got a lot of calls about that one.
00:18Yeah.
00:19Well, you know, it's really difficult
00:20to make an emotionally truthful film
00:23about gangsters that isn't R-rated.
00:25I thought people would appreciate the realism.
00:27Do you?
00:28Yeah.
00:29That's what you think?
00:38Do you have any kind of idea
00:40of the bullshit that I'm up against?
00:41Do you think about that,
00:43or do you just think about yourself?
00:44Because I got problems, okay?
00:46I got PSAT scores from last year
00:48that are in the toilet.
00:50I got the janitors threatening to go on strike again.
00:53I have ninth graders walking around with weed gummies
00:56like they're Flintstone vitamins.
00:57I am skating on thin ice here, okay?
00:59My job's on the line.
01:00It's stressful.
01:01I don't have time to deal with your bullshit.
01:03I'm busy.
01:05Busy, busy.
01:06I have calls to make.
01:08Things to do.
01:10One person, okay?
01:12Yeah.
01:12Look, you're obviously passionate.
01:14That's good.
01:15You're probably a good kid.
01:16But you're killing me, man.
01:18You cannot sext in the middle of class.
01:20You understand?
01:21Principal Fisher, have you ever been in a long-distance relationship?
01:24That's private.
01:25I'm not answering that.
01:26Okay, well, um, off the record, can I swear?
01:29No, you can't swear.
01:31Well, I mean, you just said bullshit.
01:33I'm the principal.
01:33I can say whatever the fuck I want.
01:35Okay.
01:36Um, so Samantha, my girlfriend, just started at Chapel Hill,
01:40and we decided that we were going to stay together,
01:43which is fine because I'm going to go meet her there in a year.
01:46Oh.
01:47The point is that I'm stuck here, and it effing sucks.
01:53I just can't stop thinking about her.
01:55I don't know what to do.
01:57Well, college is a big change.
01:59Yeah, but, you know, you're always the same person.
02:03Well, no, actually, you're never the same person
02:05because change is constant.
02:07It's just part of growing up.
02:09Yeah, I mean, that's one take.
02:12No, that's the right way of looking at it.
02:14All right, listen, I'm going to give you detention
02:16next week, Monday to Friday.
02:18Here's your phone.
02:18It was a victimless offense.
02:20Get out of my house.
02:21I don't want to hear it.
02:21Out!
02:22Get out!
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