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ESP ¡Hoyo en uno! La reconquista del rey del golf
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00:00:05You
00:00:05Lion you truly are the undeniable king of golf. I'm sorry we saved your daughter, but your wife
00:00:11There's nothing more we can do
00:00:12I was chasing trophies and wins. I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:00:17Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious arts academy, but you're too poor tuition
00:00:2370k a year. There's anything I can do for you and your daughter. I'd be happy to help
00:00:28I buried the man I used to be it's time to bring the lion back
00:00:32This golf tournaments for pros not no amateurs like you lion unleash your victorious roar to the world
00:00:39The mighty lion is trapped in our cage
00:00:41An unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to go with pro. I just want to be by your side
00:00:49What you get for going against me the roaring lion has returned
00:00:54Look alive boys. I'm still in play
00:01:04Every golfer knows this moment ball in the water career on the line
00:01:09But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off
00:01:16Oh
00:01:17Shit
00:01:18I'm just taking his first steps
00:01:47Lion, once again, defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:01:51Congratulations, my friend.
00:01:53Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:01:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:02:00How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:02:02Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:02:04I have to get to the hospital.
00:02:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:02:08Your wife is in critical condition.
00:02:10Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:02:12Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:02:13I'm so sorry.
00:02:16I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:02:17I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:02:24I'm sorry.
00:02:26We saved your daughter.
00:02:27But your wife.
00:02:29There's nothing more we can do.
00:02:31Claire, my wife.
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:35No, come on.
00:02:37What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:02:39Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:02:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:02:56No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:03:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:03:04Now go get him, lion.
00:03:05I'll see you after the game.
00:03:18I am so sorry, Claire.
00:03:20I wasn't there for you.
00:03:22I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:03:27I promise I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:03:39Hey.
00:03:40Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:03:43Are you sure?
00:03:45If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:03:50Lion, you'll go broke.
00:04:07Nice shot.
00:04:08Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:04:12We look just like the pros.
00:04:14Hey, buddy.
00:04:15Go fetch my ball.
00:04:17Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:04:27There you go.
00:04:28Now I'm paying you.
00:04:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:04:32You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:04:38That's enough!
00:04:50Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:04:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:04:56Come on, Mia.
00:04:58Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:05:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:05:13Let me handle it.
00:05:17See, even the help knows its place.
00:05:19You've got to trash.
00:05:20You should do anything for a buck.
00:05:21Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:05:23I bet he will.
00:05:24I bet he will.
00:05:25I bet he will.
00:05:25I bet he will.
00:05:53Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me!
00:05:55Hey!
00:05:57Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:04I could have done better.
00:06:05I was aiming for their heads.
00:06:07He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:06:11Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:06:13Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:06:19Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:06:22I'm sorry.
00:06:23I don't play golf.
00:06:26I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:06:29I see real talent in you.
00:06:31Don't waste it.
00:06:33It's just a lucky shot.
00:06:50Hey, Bobby.
00:06:51Thought about what I said last time.
00:06:53You know, they can't come back.
00:06:56I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:06:58I already told you my answer.
00:06:59I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:07:11Gabriel, I already told you.
00:07:12I'm not changing my answer.
00:07:14Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:07:16You need to come to the school now.
00:07:27What happened, sweetheart?
00:07:34Did you hit my daughter?
00:07:35Hey!
00:07:40You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:07:45Oh, God.
00:07:46It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:07:49What a small world.
00:07:50My daddy is not a loser.
00:07:53He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:07:56That's enough.
00:07:57Settle down, girls.
00:07:58Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:08:05Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:08:09But, but you're too poor.
00:08:11Only my daddy can afford it.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14Guess what?
00:08:15Tuition, 70K a year.
00:08:18And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:08:21So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:08:26Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:08:31I don't need it.
00:08:35I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:08:37I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:08:40But now I am such a bad father.
00:08:44This kid is obviously a bully.
00:08:47And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:08:50And you let it happen.
00:08:52Hey, kids will fight.
00:08:53I can't stop that.
00:08:55Then you suspend her.
00:08:58I...
00:08:59Hey.
00:09:09Look, you piece of trash.
00:09:11There is 10K.
00:09:14Forget about art school.
00:09:16Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:09:21It's not my fault.
00:09:23You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:09:30Come on, Angel.
00:09:31Get your stuff.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:34See, I told you so.
00:09:37Wait, Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:09:40Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:09:47to Rosa.
00:09:47I'm sorry.
00:09:54Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:09:55No.
00:09:57I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:58I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:10:00I'll be a good kid.
00:10:02I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:10:05No, sweetie.
00:10:06I'm sorry.
00:10:07And don't worry.
00:10:10Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:10:18I buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:10:22It's time to bring the lion back.
00:10:39Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:10:43I'm back.
00:11:04Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:11:07Woo.
00:11:07I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:11:13Jake, you're our best shot.
00:11:15With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:11:19They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:11:21If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:11:23Jake is young and talented.
00:11:26Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:11:27It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:11:32If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:11:36Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:11:39Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:11:41What?
00:11:42Shut up.
00:11:48What do you mean, two yards?
00:11:55His grip's weak.
00:11:56Ball's going to fade.
00:11:58Two yards to the right.
00:11:59Shut up, dude.
00:12:00You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:12:03Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:12:06I mean, look at you.
00:12:06Have you ever even held a golf club?
00:12:08Ignore him, okay?
00:12:09Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:12:10He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:12:14You guys really don't see this?
00:12:17I guess that makes sense.
00:12:19This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:12:23Well, tell me.
00:12:24What do you see?
00:12:322.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:35And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:12:37If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:12:39Jake is a pro golfer.
00:12:41He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:12:43What do you know?
00:12:44How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:12:47You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:12:49Oh, my God.
00:12:55Hey, it's free advice.
00:12:56Take it or leave it.
00:12:58Jake.
00:12:58But we can't even think about qualifiers.
00:13:00Because soon, he won't be able to hold a club.
00:13:172.13 yards to be exact.
00:13:25Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:13:27Nothing.
00:13:28What's up with you guys?
00:13:29I'm so distracted, I hooked it right.
00:13:31Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:13:34This...
00:13:38Come on, man.
00:13:39Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:13:43Man, let go.
00:13:45You're such a useless groundskeeper.
00:13:47You know how valuable my hand is?
00:13:49Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:13:52I was right.
00:13:53He's more talented than he seems.
00:13:55Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:57Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:59It'll just take a moment.
00:14:00Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:14:03This guy's a rookie.
00:14:04Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:14:07I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:14:09No, no.
00:14:11I believe him and he makes a good point.
00:14:15He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:14:18Seriously?
00:14:19He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:14:22Yeah, and he's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:14:24A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:14:26I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:14:41Who's this asshole?
00:14:42Tyler Carter, younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:14:46You know, most recent world champion.
00:14:49And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:14:55It's all in the race, baby.
00:15:01You ready?
00:15:05It's always here to start shit.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:07Got it.
00:15:08Oh, good job, baby.
00:15:10Oh my gosh.
00:15:13Look who it is.
00:15:17Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:15:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:15:22Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:15:24You're not welcome here.
00:15:26Leave.
00:15:28Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:15:31Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:15:33You watch your fucking mouth.
00:15:35How about that?
00:15:36Mia, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:15:43It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:15:47Look, we both know you're not going to win.
00:15:50It's just not possible.
00:15:52Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:15:54You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:59We can all go home happy.
00:16:01All you got to do is sign the deal.
00:16:03It's all yours, baby.
00:16:06Never.
00:16:08August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:16:11My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Option two.
00:16:16You put this on.
00:16:19You show me a good time tonight.
00:16:21I'll cut you a good deal.
00:16:23Fuck you, man.
00:16:24Fuck you.
00:16:26You and me, let's go at it.
00:16:27Sudden death match.
00:16:29Lose your backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:16:33So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:16:36He's an idiot.
00:16:39Fine, but you better not be all bark.
00:16:42You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:16:52Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:16:54Fuck off, man.
00:16:55Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:57You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:58He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:59You're too emotional now.
00:17:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:17:02You won't win.
00:17:03Shut up!
00:17:04You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:17:07You don't tell me what to do.
00:17:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:17:23You see that?
00:17:25302 yards, mid fairway.
00:17:28Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:17:32Show him, Jake.
00:17:35That stance.
00:17:36It's too low.
00:17:38That ball's going off course.
00:17:40What did you just say?
00:17:42I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:17:43Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:17:45You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:17:48I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:17:49Don't backseat it.
00:17:50Don't backseat it.
00:18:01Hopeless.
00:18:02What an idiot.
00:18:03Oh my gosh.
00:18:062.13 in the rough.
00:18:08Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:18:28If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:18:31Time for a little help.
00:18:36Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:18:38You better not mess with Jake.
00:18:39This is serious.
00:18:41Okay guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:59Holy shit.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:02That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:19:05Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:19:07A rock can't change the club angle.
00:19:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier,
00:19:11Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:19:13Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:19:14Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:19:27Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:19:29With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:19:32Come on, Jake.
00:19:33You gotta pull through.
00:19:39Thanks, doll.
00:19:44Ready or not, here I come.
00:19:49Hey!
00:19:53Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:19:55He was standing right here.
00:19:57You knew that.
00:19:58He did that on purpose.
00:19:59It's against the rules.
00:20:01I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:20:03Doing this casual, there's no need for rules.
00:20:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:20:08There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:20:10Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:20:16A torn ligament?
00:20:18Must have been strained for a long time.
00:20:21Everything Bobby said came true.
00:20:24Who is he, really?
00:20:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:20:28I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:20:29No, I can keep going.
00:20:30I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:20:36August Golf Club, it's the last thing mom left us.
00:20:39I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:20:44It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:20:47If I find you in my bed tonight, naked,
00:20:49I might let you keep your club.
00:20:50What the fuck did you say?
00:20:52Watch this, bitch.
00:20:56Wow.
00:20:58Is that the best you got?
00:21:00I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:21:12Jake's already three strokes in.
00:21:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win, but his wrist.
00:21:16Will you stop?
00:21:19As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:21:21No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:21:26You're still powering through?
00:21:28How don't I help you with that?
00:21:33That's enough.
00:21:39I'll take it from here.
00:21:43Will you back off?
00:21:44This is a gentleman's sport.
00:21:46Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:21:49Jake, that's enough.
00:21:50Step down.
00:21:50If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:21:53Let Bobby take over.
00:21:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:59You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:22:03What?
00:22:04Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:22:09You got some balls.
00:22:10I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:22:14You better not let it get into your head.
00:22:20This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:22:31This is the most prestigious golf club in America and you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:22:39Just look at yourself, covered in filth, carrying around a burden.
00:22:44You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:22:49Excuse me, sir.
00:22:52Don't mind him.
00:22:53He's an asshole.
00:22:55I'm Mia.
00:22:56I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:59And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:23:21Is that your wife?
00:23:23You should have brought her with you.
00:23:24I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:23:28A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:23:32The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:23:37That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:23:42front of her grave.
00:23:42I'm begging.
00:23:43The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:23:46Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:23:48If you lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:23:52And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:57Deal.
00:24:00You better keep your word.
00:24:14This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:24:16Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:24:18We're screwed.
00:24:19The Clueless groundskeeper is going to ruin it for August.
00:24:22You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:24:25Humidity, sixty percent.
00:24:28Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:24:39Please clear the water.
00:24:41Forget about the hole.
00:24:42You won't even make it over the water.
00:24:44I win.
00:24:58What the fuck?
00:25:01What the fuck?
00:25:03Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:25:05There's no way.
00:25:05It's a trick shot.
00:25:06You can't control where it lands.
00:25:12What the fuck?
00:25:13What the fuck?
00:25:14I split the water.
00:25:15I skipped it in the hole.
00:25:17But how?
00:25:18It's a miracle.
00:25:19Am I dreaming?
00:25:20Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:25:23This is impossible.
00:25:24There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:25:28Impossible.
00:25:29That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:25:32No.
00:25:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:35Even Cain.
00:25:36Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:45Is he?
00:25:46A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:25:49Who are you?
00:25:53Who are you?
00:25:54Me?
00:25:55I'm a nobody.
00:25:56I'm a gardener.
00:25:57You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:59I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:26:03Yes, of course.
00:26:04You just saved August Golf Club.
00:26:06We, of course, will welcome you.
00:26:07Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:26:11You can't leave it with this guy.
00:26:13Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:26:15I mean, Mia, please.
00:26:16We should reconsider.
00:26:17Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:26:19I mean...
00:26:20How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:26:22If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:26:25All things he could be doing.
00:26:27Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be laughed out.
00:26:31Okay, silence, all of you.
00:26:33I believe in Bobby.
00:26:35And he's our only hope now.
00:26:37Hey, Bobby.
00:26:38I got cash.
00:26:39Hot babes.
00:26:41You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, I got anything you could ever want.
00:26:46I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:26:52Club.
00:26:53If you'll still have us.
00:26:55I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:58Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:27:00Come on, don't be stupid.
00:27:02Just give me the word, it's all yours.
00:27:08Tuition, 70k a year.
00:27:18I just mowed the lawn.
00:27:20I don't need much in life.
00:27:26I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:27:29My heart's racing.
00:27:31What's going on?
00:27:33You old bastard.
00:27:35You're gonna regret this.
00:27:37Hey, aren't you forgetting something?
00:27:40What are you talking about?
00:27:41Our bet.
00:27:42You're forfeiting, right?
00:27:44My brother, Kane Carter, he's the grand champ.
00:27:48Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:27:50It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:52A bet's a bet.
00:27:59You bastard.
00:28:01You're gonna regret this.
00:28:03Men honor their words.
00:28:04Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:28:08What are you, little boy?
00:28:09You motherfucker.
00:28:11Mark my words.
00:28:12You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:28:14Come on, girls.
00:28:24You lost to a ground seeker?
00:28:28A loser who picks up balls?
00:28:31It was a fluke.
00:28:32If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:28:36Useless.
00:28:37The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:39You better not fail me again in a qualification match.
00:28:52I don't know.
00:28:53The golf's always been in my family.
00:28:56But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:29:01I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:29:04You still think about him?
00:29:10I don't know.
00:29:12Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:29Come on.
00:29:31Come on, where?
00:29:33We're leaving.
00:29:37You're drunk.
00:29:38I'm taking you home.
00:29:41Party pooper.
00:29:44Such a gentleman.
00:29:48I'm so thirsty.
00:29:50I'll get you some water.
00:30:14I'm coming, did the work and it's all for me.
00:30:18I've been dropping, no compromising.
00:30:21I'm right where I'm meant to be.
00:30:33Mia, you're drunk.
00:30:35Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:38Mm-hmm.
00:30:38You can't bring me down.
00:30:40Never give up.
00:30:42Come right back around.
00:30:43Power in my veins, yeah.
00:30:45Runs through me.
00:30:47Shining every day.
00:30:48Yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:50Power in my veins, yeah.
00:30:52Runs through me.
00:30:53Shining every day.
00:30:55Yeah, I feel so free.
00:31:15I had a lot of fun last night.
00:31:20I had fun, too.
00:31:23A lot of fun.
00:31:27Good afternoon.
00:31:29My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:31:34On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:31:4650 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:52But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:59This AI-powered golfer can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:32:06Now, who's up first?
00:32:11Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:32:13I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:22Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:24I've got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:25Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:27Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:32:29Be my guest.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:31Literally, I don't like this one as your level, baby.
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:50Nice, man. Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:52Absolutely, we are.
00:32:53It's done.
00:32:54Enough wasting my time.
00:32:56By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how under
00:33:02-ranked you are.
00:33:07This is a press conference, not a dumpster. What are you doing here?
00:33:12You're an amateur, buddy. You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:33:15Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:19Okay. Okay.
00:33:21Sit back.
00:33:22You'll see my rank.
00:33:24Hey, get this.
00:33:26I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:30Yeah.
00:33:44You're my and a strong guy.
00:33:50I want a close-up on his face.
00:33:50I'm the only one that cannot be fixed in all.
00:33:57I want to go.
00:33:57I want a close-up on my heel.
00:33:58I want you guys to have a close-up.
00:33:59I want you to have a close-up.
00:34:00He's 15th.
00:34:01Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:34:03Pretty much.
00:34:04Don't cry though.
00:34:05It's okay.
00:34:06You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:34:12You know, it's sad, Mia.
00:34:14The best you got is dead last.
00:34:16You know what, Tyler?
00:34:16Shut up.
00:34:17August is not going to be dead last.
00:34:19Just mark my words.
00:34:20Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:34:22He's ranked 15th.
00:34:24He's a nobody.
00:34:26Wow.
00:34:27That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:34:29Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:33Gardner?
00:34:34The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:34:37What the hell?
00:34:38Yeah, she sure did.
00:34:38I think he should be disqualified.
00:34:40All in favor, raise your hand.
00:34:45Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:34:48Everyone deserves a shot.
00:34:49The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:52That's cute.
00:34:52August golf course owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:56And she did.
00:34:57Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:35:00Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:35:17Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:35:22I'm gonna knock you off your high horse.
00:35:27What do you think you're doing?
00:35:28Eyes here, kid.
00:35:29You're not gonna want to miss this.
00:35:38This is my rating.
00:35:56Six years ago, you retired.
00:36:00Vanished without a trace.
00:36:02Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:36:08Talented golfers, right come and gone.
00:36:11Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:36:14He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:36:17Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:36:20We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:36:23The all time number one.
00:36:27I guess he couldn't wait.
00:36:30To celebrate your comeback.
00:36:33I'm gonna return all your trophies to you.
00:36:37Take these, let's go.
00:36:39I'm a champ!
00:36:43What?
00:36:44Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:46According to the Govers Association rules,
00:36:48Only the top ten golfers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:52That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:55No.
00:36:56That can't be right.
00:36:57Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:59Cold hard facts.
00:37:00I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark.
00:37:05And no vibes.
00:37:08Quickly, to the press conference.
00:37:11And bring the trophies.
00:37:12All of them.
00:37:13I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned!
00:37:21Wait.
00:37:22There's an explanation for this.
00:37:24He's not a pro golfer.
00:37:25So he's probably not even registered.
00:37:27Yeah, that explains it.
00:37:28How would a failing club like the August have a top ten player with him?
00:37:32Well, if I'm just an amateur,
00:37:34and you lost to me,
00:37:36what does that make you?
00:37:38You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:37:40You know the Golden Hills created this A.I. system.
00:37:43We have the right to unlock it.
00:37:44If you get on your knees right now,
00:37:46I might let you go.
00:37:48Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:50Well, go ahead. Unlock it.
00:37:52I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:55Go, boys.
00:37:57You're gonna regret that.
00:37:59Get ready, folks.
00:38:00This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:38:12What?
00:38:14He's not just in the top ten, he's the best in the country?
00:38:18That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner, Kane. How?
00:38:24Could it be?
00:38:27No, that can't be right.
00:38:29There's gotta be a glitch in the system.
00:38:31He's got a point.
00:38:32Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:35No way.
00:38:36Thank goodness.
00:38:37You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:38:40You just had one lucky stroke.
00:38:42You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:38:44This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:38:47Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:48That's not up to you.
00:38:50That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:53Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:59Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:02I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:39:10You're on their side?
00:39:11Oh, don't act shocked.
00:39:13It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:39:15I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:39:19I think we should get them out of here.
00:39:21An unranked opportunist like yourself, doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:39:28On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the US Open.
00:39:34You bastards. I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:39:38Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:39:41The chairman? That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:39:45Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:48Empetism's a big word for you, ma'am.
00:39:51You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:54He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:56Boys, get them out of here. I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:40:00Make sure they're gone. I don't want them crawling back.
00:40:02This is my turn!
00:40:08This is my turn!
00:40:15Hands up!
00:40:19That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:40:23No one's ever seen it. Why did he bring it today?
00:40:26The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:40:33And there's multiple?
00:40:34Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:40:37I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association, not Golden Hills.
00:40:46Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference. I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:52You're trash.
00:40:57How dare you?
00:40:59Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:02Are you serious right now? You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:09Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:12He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:41:15Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system! He's not even in the rankings! He's a nobody!
00:41:22A nobody!
00:41:23So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:41:28All these trophies belong to him.
00:41:31That's impossible.
00:41:32He's done the impossible.
00:41:34Time and time again.
00:41:36All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:41:39He is the legendary golfer!
00:41:49The legendary golfer!
00:41:50Sir!
00:41:52I need to talk to you.
00:41:54In private.
00:41:57What is he hiding from me?
00:42:01Look.
00:42:02I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:42:06Eleanor's still young.
00:42:08And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:42:11I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:42:14I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:42:20I promise.
00:42:21I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:42:28I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:42:32I understand. I can keep your secret.
00:42:34Thanks.
00:42:36Here we go.
00:42:42After thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:50Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:59go into the final qualifier.
00:43:02Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:43:10What?
00:43:12I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:43:14We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:43:19I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the US Open.
00:43:25I do have that right.
00:43:26You old bastard.
00:43:27You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:43:32Enough.
00:43:34You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:43:40You have no authority here.
00:43:43Take them out of here.
00:43:45You can't do this. You can't do this.
00:43:46You reckless bastard!
00:43:48As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:57You're fired.
00:43:59You can't fire me! I am the vice president!
00:44:02You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:44:08I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:44:13Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:44:19Just watch out.
00:44:20I wouldn't worry about that.
00:44:21I chose to come back.
00:44:23I'm ready for anything.
00:44:26Come what may.
00:44:39All right.
00:44:41You can open your eyes.
00:44:43Oh my.
00:44:45You need to know me.
00:44:49So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:52I don't know.
00:44:53But I do know that I'm gonna love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:45:03Daddy, is this all for me?
00:45:05It's just like my drawing.
00:45:07Yep. It's all yours, sweetie.
00:45:12Oh, I can't forget this.
00:45:20Perfect.
00:45:22My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:45:26Yes.
00:45:47Mirror, mirror on the wall.
00:45:49Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:52Why, it's you.
00:45:54Why, it's you.
00:45:54My pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:56Wait, Daddy.
00:45:57I've got you a present.
00:46:00This is my lucky bracelet.
00:46:02I made it at school.
00:46:04Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:46:08Daddy, you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever.
00:46:11I'll be cheering for you.
00:46:13And I know Mommy will, too.
00:46:15I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:46:19But it looks like she knew all along.
00:46:22Thank you, sweetie.
00:46:25I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:46:34Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as
00:46:39Golf's Longest Day.
00:46:41Today is going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the
00:46:45final round.
00:46:46So, good luck.
00:46:48Yeah!
00:46:49Let's do this.
00:47:10Woo!
00:47:11Out there!
00:47:12Woo!
00:47:13That was incredible.
00:47:35you won we won dinner's on me tonight guys we've got to celebrate let's party drink it up you know
00:47:43come on oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember no disgusting he just wants you
00:47:49there he's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit henry i bet he's gonna be there
00:47:54night two yeah i know and i've had enough it's time i end this
00:48:07lion you finally returned
00:48:15for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist
00:48:21that is because you paved the way no matter how many titles i win your legacy hangs over my head
00:48:27hangs over every single trophy like a thorn digging deeper into my side but i'll prove myself
00:48:37when i'm implanted with this chip everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:48:41that i am the greatest golfer in the world
00:48:46i agreed to help me issue off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:49:02hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:49:06god mid you just drag any bum off the street
00:49:08did you dare show your face here dad can you be nice this is the hero i told you about
00:49:16that saved our golf club
00:49:36everyone this is henry hale his father is the president of a golfers association golf is in their blood
00:49:46just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:49:54henry is it yep
00:49:57mia's told me so much about you you're gabriel's kid you act nothing like him
00:50:01what would you know about my father nothing he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:50:11mia are you serious you brought the help home
00:50:16so humiliating
00:50:18yeah what is he doing here to shine henry's shoes
00:50:25well mia has good taste i'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her
00:50:29watch it yard boy his father runs a u.s open
00:50:32with one phone call he can have you disqualified
00:50:36everybody let's not waste our time on this loser
00:50:39our food's getting cold let's go eat
00:50:46here please allow me
00:50:55oh that reminds me mr collins
00:50:57you have to try one of these i just had him flown in from cuba today
00:51:02really good up on us
00:51:03oh now we're talking real cuba huh
00:51:10there you go
00:51:12excellent taste young man
00:51:15thank you
00:51:16okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:51:21yeah real mature
00:51:25we should really try this meal
00:51:27our chef being special
00:51:39i'm sorry man i mistook that for an ashtray
00:51:41okay that's enough
00:51:42stop disrespecting my guest
00:51:47don't worry about it
00:51:48i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:51:51i brought a gift
00:52:06ew what is this
00:52:08sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:52:10i bet it's all junk
00:52:15henry show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:52:18yes yes thank you for the reminder my friend
00:52:24well mia
00:52:25i knew you grew up idolizing lion
00:52:27so i wanted to do something special
00:52:30i got you this
00:52:32this is lion's old tour card
00:52:35it took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:52:37that would go for millions of sotheby's
00:52:41henry this is very sweet of you
00:52:44but it's far too valuable
00:52:47i can't
00:52:48can't accept it
00:52:51this is incredibly rare
00:52:54what are you sparking about over there huh
00:52:56worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:52:59admit it loser
00:53:01you are jealous
00:53:02because you could never afford a gift like that
00:53:10why don't we make a bet
00:53:12all right i'm listening
00:53:15if my gift
00:53:16is more valuable than yours
00:53:19you have to lick this plate clean
00:53:23cigar ash and all
00:53:32what a coincidence
00:53:35looks like i want to give mia
00:53:36alliance tour card too
00:53:41but not just one
00:53:4510
00:53:47whoa
00:53:49what
00:53:51that's impossible
00:53:52you're just a washed up loser
00:53:53like how is that possible
00:53:57well looks like you lost
00:53:58eat up
00:54:00jeez
00:54:00have i been getting this all wrong
00:54:03i gotta make a phone call
00:54:11wait
00:54:12guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:54:14i just talked to my father
00:54:16apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:54:19the only way you can even tell
00:54:21is if you put them against a fire
00:54:23and then the little lion's head will pop up
00:54:26and let's be honest
00:54:27these
00:54:28are certainly fake
00:54:30and now
00:54:31guess what
00:54:32my dad's on his way
00:54:34and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:54:36you pissed off the president
00:54:39you are so screwed
00:54:41how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:54:46so you all think these cards are fake
00:54:48yeah
00:54:49yeah
00:54:49yeah
00:54:51well i believe bobby
00:54:52i don't think he'd lie to me
00:54:54well
00:54:56why talk about it
00:54:57let's put it to the test
00:54:58wait no
00:54:59you can't destroy those
00:55:01that's part of lion's legacy
00:55:03it's a disrespected gulf itself
00:55:14oh my god mia why are you believing this guy
00:55:17i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:55:20i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:55:28what's going on here
00:55:30what if that card actually is real
00:55:32fire test gold
00:55:36adversity test men
00:55:37ew
00:55:40you lying con artist
00:55:42i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:55:43get on your knees
00:55:44admit these are fake
00:55:46otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse
00:55:48into the depths of hell
00:55:52dad
00:55:52this is who i was telling you about
00:55:54this is the con man
00:55:59ow
00:55:59you idiot
00:56:00what do you think you're doing
00:56:03mr chairman
00:56:04he was the one that brought the fakes
00:56:06we had nothing to do with it
00:56:10fakes
00:56:13no no no no no no no these are the real deal
00:56:16what
00:56:19fakes
00:56:22no no no no no no these are the real deal
00:56:26what
00:56:27dad what are you talking about
00:56:29are you senile like those can't be real
00:56:33Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:34Wait a minute.
00:56:35If those cards are real, then he...
00:56:38He's lying?
00:56:41I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:44I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:56:47and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:51Let's go. Your mother's in the car.
00:56:53Ow! God! Ow! It's a person! Ow!
00:56:56We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:57:02We didn't mean to. It was all Henry's fault.
00:57:07Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:57:11Let's go for a walk.
00:57:13That sounds nice.
00:57:15It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:57:27Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:57:30Don't worry about it.
00:57:32I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:57:39Is that your wife?
00:57:49Yes.
00:57:50She passed in labor.
00:57:53I'm sorry.
00:57:55I know what it's like
00:57:57to lose someone you love.
00:57:59Never gets easier.
00:58:01I want you to know that
00:58:03I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:58:06I just...
00:58:07want to be by your side.
00:58:25Stay here, Mia.
00:58:27Be careful.
00:58:29Hey, bitch.
00:58:31Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:58:33Hey, baby.
00:58:35No!
00:58:36Bobby, watch out!
00:58:44Hey!
00:58:48Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:57I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:59:02Those are cute.
00:59:04That was my daughter!
00:59:08See that?
00:59:09It's what you get for going against me,
00:59:11you son of a bitch!
00:59:15It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:59:21Fuck!
00:59:22Come on, boys!
00:59:23You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:59:25Next time I see you,
00:59:26it's gonna be your last!
00:59:28Okay?
00:59:31Not yet.
00:59:32I think it's broken.
00:59:34Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:59:37Let's go.
00:59:45Wait, don't move.
00:59:49Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:52I have an itch.
00:59:54Down there.
00:59:55My hands are...
00:59:57Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
01:00:02Is it right here?
01:00:09How's that feel?
01:00:10That's amazing.
01:00:12Is that it?
01:00:13Oh, yeah.
01:00:14That's so good.
01:00:17That's amazing.
01:00:19Please.
01:00:21Oh, yes.
01:00:23What's Scotty doing?
01:00:26Eleanor!
01:00:27Daddy!
01:00:29Hey.
01:00:30Oh.
01:00:30Oh.
01:00:31I'm sorry.
01:00:32It's okay.
01:00:32Hey, Doc.
01:00:33What's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:00:35Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:39He needs at least six weeks of proper rest,
01:00:41or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:44Six weeks?
01:00:46What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:48You need rest,
01:00:49and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:53I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:55I missed you, too.
01:00:56Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:57What are you doing?
01:00:58You need to rest,
01:00:59and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:01:01I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:01:03I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:01:05Okay, but we only have one a day,
01:01:07and it only lasts four hours.
01:01:09What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:01:10You can't hold the club correctly.
01:01:13Okay.
01:01:14Four hours is plenty.
01:01:15I'll win.
01:01:16For you and me.
01:01:18It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:01:24Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:01:27The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:01:31The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:01:33This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course,
01:01:37the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:39The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers,
01:01:42tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:44It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:48Who will conquer the Devil's Course,
01:01:50and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:55What?
01:01:57What?
01:01:57Wait, Bobby.
01:01:59Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:02:02He's a grand slam champion.
01:02:04He's never lost a tournament.
01:02:06And now that the Lion's back,
01:02:07if we win, August will be saved.
01:02:09Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury,
01:02:12but his right hand,
01:02:13is it really going to be okay?
01:02:32You're old news, loser.
01:02:35Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:38Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:42Feisty.
01:02:42I like it.
01:02:43You can keep screeching,
01:02:44but when I win,
01:02:45I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut you up.
01:02:48That's fucking gross.
01:02:49Enough.
01:02:49This is a waste of time.
01:02:51While Lion has been sleeping away all these years,
01:02:54I have been conquering this very course,
01:02:56year after year.
01:03:01You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:10You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:03:16I will crush the very pedestal
01:03:18your followers have built up in your absence.
01:03:21I will show them once and for all
01:03:23who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:47Incredible!
01:03:49The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike
01:03:50with near robotic precision.
01:03:55They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:57It's almost like they can see the exact angle,
01:03:59arc, and swing path.
01:04:03Man, oh man.
01:04:06This AI, it's incredible.
01:04:08It's our secret weapon.
01:04:09This has-been,
01:04:10he can't beat us.
01:04:11He's done for.
01:04:13He's done for.
01:04:20Can he do it?
01:04:30This is your grandson here?
01:04:32He's better off as my caddy.
01:04:34Don't push yourself.
01:04:35You can't play like this.
01:04:38Don't worry about it.
01:04:40I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:04:46All right.
01:04:46Well, you focus on swinging.
01:04:48I'll take care of the rats.
01:05:15Hey, are you okay?
01:05:17How's the leaderboard?
01:05:19There you go.
01:05:20Good job today.
01:05:22Let's find out.
01:05:26Oh, thank God.
01:05:28We made it to the finals.
01:05:29I'm still way behind.
01:05:31To win this game,
01:05:32I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:35The game's just begun.
01:05:56Mia, where are you?
01:05:58Hey, do you need something?
01:06:00No, I tried to grab my towel,
01:06:02but my wrist still hurts.
01:06:04Oh, yeah.
01:06:05Hold on.
01:06:08Can you massage it, please?
01:06:11The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:06:16Where does it hurt?
01:06:19Right here.
01:06:34The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:36I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:39Tonight.
01:06:40You're mine.
01:07:02I brought you your luckiest charm
01:07:04for your big day.
01:07:07Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:07:11A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:07:14Now, you're going to win today
01:07:15because you always say
01:07:16I'm the luckiest thing
01:07:17that ever happened to you.
01:07:34Four hours?
01:07:36I need to finish before noon.
01:07:54What's going on?
01:07:55Loose golf ball isn't headed
01:07:56towards the flag.
01:07:58It's...
01:08:05Wait, that guy just pushed
01:08:07Bobby's ball deeper
01:08:08into the bunker?
01:08:09What are they trying to do?
01:08:13That's the game plan.
01:08:15The Golden Hills Golden Boys
01:08:16got Bobby buried in.
01:08:18He's forced to play
01:08:19an impossible life.
01:08:24We're completely dug in.
01:08:26What are you going to do?
01:08:30Just give it up, old man.
01:08:32According to our calculations,
01:08:33it is impossible to make it
01:08:35in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:37The mighty lion is trapped
01:08:39in our cage.
01:08:40There's no way these guys
01:08:41are this precise.
01:08:43They must be playing dirty.
01:08:48You planted microchips
01:08:49in your arm?
01:08:50So what if we did?
01:08:52All your experience
01:08:53is nothing compared to AI.
01:09:03You want a hint?
01:09:05The AI has calculated
01:09:06millions of possibilities
01:09:08and it's come up
01:09:09with one conclusion.
01:09:10You lose.
01:09:12AI's never wrong.
01:09:13You're so screwed.
01:09:17Dude, just accept it.
01:09:19You're a washed-up retiree.
01:09:21You can't be cold, hard facts.
01:09:23Don't you understand that?
01:09:24It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:09:29Leave it to me.
01:09:48How the hell?
01:09:50No.
01:09:51That goes against
01:09:52all common sense
01:09:53and calculations.
01:09:55It's impossible.
01:10:01See, he landed
01:10:03back in the bunker.
01:10:04He still needs
01:10:05two strokes.
01:10:07That fossil doesn't understand
01:10:08the AI.
01:10:09It runs the world now.
01:10:12Bobby has one stroke
01:10:13to land the ball in the hole.
01:10:15Just to tie with Kane.
01:10:16Shit, Mia.
01:10:17We're done for.
01:10:19Looks like August
01:10:20can't escape bankruptcy
01:10:21after all.
01:10:22The fact that y'all
01:10:23still put all your faith
01:10:24in him,
01:10:25it's your biggest mistake.
01:10:26Making it in the hole
01:10:27from the bunker,
01:10:28nobody can do that.
01:10:30Oh, God.
01:10:32Wait.
01:10:32On the green?
01:10:34Something's moving.
01:10:38Wait.
01:10:39That's my ball.
01:10:43Did he just...
01:10:45Oh, so close.
01:10:47But it looks like
01:10:48Bobby's misplay
01:10:49will cost them
01:10:50two strokes.
01:10:51It's okay, guys.
01:10:53Even if August
01:10:54Golf Club goes down,
01:10:55we'll stick together
01:10:56like family.
01:10:57Our cutting-edge
01:10:59AI implant chips
01:11:01have exactly what we need
01:11:02to get in your way.
01:11:05When...
01:11:06in your dreams.
01:11:08Our AI's calculated
01:11:09your chances.
01:11:10And guess what?
01:11:11It's 100% chance
01:11:12you lose.
01:11:21What's this?
01:11:22I can't believe my eyes!
01:11:24The ball's still moving!
01:11:27Look alive, boys.
01:11:29I'm still in play.
01:11:35It sucks!
01:11:37A pathetic old man
01:11:39challenging hard facts
01:11:41and data?
01:11:42It's impossible.
01:11:42Yeah, he must really
01:11:43be embarrassed, huh?
01:12:02I knew you could do it.
01:12:07Our cutting-edge AI
01:12:09didn't see that path.
01:12:10How did you?
01:12:12Nah, you know what, man?
01:12:13It's gotta be a bug
01:12:14or something, right?
01:12:15I mean, there's no way
01:12:16that this guy's smarter
01:12:17than AI.
01:12:20It's not a bug.
01:12:21He took the path
01:12:22that AI considered
01:12:23to be impossible.
01:12:25And he did it
01:12:25in one stroke.
01:12:27He's done what AI
01:12:28thought to be
01:12:29beyond human ability.
01:12:30A free lesson for you.
01:12:32All the cold,
01:12:33hard data in the world
01:12:34can't compete
01:12:35with years of experience
01:12:36on the golf course.
01:12:39It's gonna be a long time
01:12:40before you beat me.
01:12:42So all your little
01:12:43microchips
01:12:44won't win.
01:12:47Now let's take a look
01:12:48at the final leaderboard.
01:12:50Bobby and Kane
01:12:51are tied for first.
01:12:52You know what this means?
01:12:54A sudden death wrap.
01:12:55Whoever wins
01:12:56will move on to the next.
01:13:00Let's go, boys.
01:13:07What's wrong?
01:13:10The painkillers
01:13:11have worn off,
01:13:12haven't they?
01:13:12Don't worry.
01:13:13I'll put Kane
01:13:14in this place
01:13:15soon enough.
01:13:31Let's go!
01:13:32Come on, now.
01:13:40You've held out
01:13:40long enough,
01:13:41old man.
01:13:42It's time to end
01:13:42your legacy, Lyon.
01:13:44you've held out
01:13:49long enough,
01:13:49long enough,
01:13:50You've held out
01:13:50Damn it!
01:13:51Painkiller's worn off.
01:14:02Nice!
01:14:03Let's go!
01:14:04Next is hole 10.
01:14:06535 yards
01:14:07at par 4.
01:14:08Kane Carter
01:14:09is up next.
01:14:16Let's go!
01:14:17Just give up!
01:14:18The future belongs
01:14:19to young,
01:14:20innovative players
01:14:20like me,
01:14:21not wrinkly,
01:14:22old deadweights.
01:14:23You're just
01:14:23a stepping stone
01:14:24on my way
01:14:24to the podium.
01:14:37The hell are you looking
01:14:38at, old man?
01:14:39The flag's all
01:14:40the way over there.
01:14:41Just waiting
01:14:42on the sun
01:14:42to disappear.
01:14:44Disappear?
01:14:44There's not a cloud
01:14:45in sight.
01:14:46You really are crazy.
01:14:48My experience
01:14:49doesn't lie.
01:15:00You're so rude.
01:15:02Even the great lion
01:15:03can't come back
01:15:04from this.
01:15:06Chin up,
01:15:07old man.
01:15:07You gotta make it
01:15:08to the green
01:15:08to watch me crush you
01:15:09for good.
01:15:10Daddy!
01:15:12A lucky magic spell
01:15:13for you.
01:15:13I know you can do it.
01:15:16You got this.
01:15:20Soon.
01:15:21Soon?
01:15:22Soon what?
01:15:23Are you praying
01:15:24for a miracle?
01:15:25I mean,
01:15:25I guess you probably
01:15:26should,
01:15:27because it's gonna
01:15:27take an act of God
01:15:28for you to win this.
01:15:29Anything less
01:15:30than that trophy
01:15:31is mine.
01:15:32A miracle?
01:15:34Miracles are
01:15:34for the unprepared.
01:15:47The sun.
01:15:48It actually
01:15:49disappeared.
01:16:00Fine.
01:16:01At least it'll
01:16:02make things
01:16:03interesting.
01:16:13Nice shot,
01:16:14bud.
01:16:15Bummer.
01:16:16Nerf.
01:16:16Yes.
01:16:17Kane slipped up.
01:16:20Bobby just needs
01:16:21to get the ball
01:16:21in the green
01:16:21and put it
01:16:22in the hole.
01:16:23Then he's tied
01:16:23with Kane.
01:16:24It's for another
01:16:25round.
01:16:26Got this,
01:16:27Daddy.
01:16:27God.
01:16:29At his time,
01:16:30it's gonna be
01:16:30a total eclipse.
01:16:31How's he gonna
01:16:31swing in total
01:16:32darkness?
01:16:33This is beyond
01:16:34Lion's top records.
01:16:35Even at his peak.
01:16:37Plus,
01:16:37it's about to be
01:16:38pitch black soon.
01:16:39You can keep
01:16:39dreaming, bud.
01:16:41Now it's Bobby's
01:16:42turn.
01:16:43He's looking rough.
01:16:45We believe in you,
01:16:46Bobby.
01:16:46You got this.
01:16:52Wait.
01:16:53Bobby's not
01:16:54aiming for the sage.
01:16:55He's aiming for the flash.
01:16:57He's swinging
01:16:57for the wind.
01:16:59I'll tell you what.
01:17:00I'll sweeten it.
01:17:02You pull off
01:17:03this miracle,
01:17:03I'll tear down
01:17:04that Golden Hill sign
01:17:05and I'll hand it
01:17:07to August.
01:17:11August doesn't want
01:17:12your club.
01:17:12Your reputation
01:17:13is trash.
01:17:17And you,
01:17:20I'll go beyond.
01:17:21I'll beat the old me.
01:17:23After this shot,
01:17:24August's name
01:17:24will echo
01:17:25across America.
01:17:28Now watch this drive.
01:17:59I'll see you next time.
01:17:59Hey,
01:17:59here we go.
01:18:03Fly, golf, ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:26How did he do this?
01:18:30Let's go!
01:18:34Let's go!
01:18:35Let's go!
01:18:36Let's go!
01:18:36Come home!
01:18:36Oh my God!
01:18:37No!
01:18:41I lost!
01:18:42Look!
01:18:43He crushed me!
01:18:44How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:50Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:55Folks, did you see this?
01:18:56He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:19:00He's back, folks!
01:19:02The Ghost!
01:19:03The Lion!
01:19:04Bobby Woods!
01:19:09The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:20I didn't do this for me.
01:19:24I did it for all of us.
01:19:26For August Golf Club.
01:19:28Woo!
01:19:30You cheated!
01:19:33This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:36You were taking pills.
01:19:37I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:39You were doping!
01:19:42No.
01:19:43The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:48You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:50I can prove it!
01:19:57The doping you saw?
01:20:00Painkillers.
01:20:01Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:05Legal.
01:20:05Approved by the association.
01:20:07And cleared prior to competition.
01:20:10It's all documented right here.
01:20:13You.
01:20:14You're on his team.
01:20:16You're in on it.
01:20:18Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:27I have evidence.
01:20:29How about you?
01:20:33I have evidence.
01:20:35Do you?
01:20:38This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:41I'm gonna punch you, motherfucker.
01:20:45Lion.
01:20:46You finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:56A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:59But I did for my daughter.
01:21:01And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:08Stay.
01:21:08Stay.
01:21:09We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:14Please.
01:21:14Stay.
01:21:16Stay.
01:21:17Stay.
01:21:18Stay.
01:21:19Stay.
01:21:19Stay.
01:21:20Stay.
01:21:20Stay.
01:21:22Eleanor.
01:21:23Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:25And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:28I'm staying with you.
01:21:30I'm not golfing.
01:21:34Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:37I've never seen you so cruel and strong before.
01:21:41You're amazing.
01:21:44I'm a big girl now.
01:21:46Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:49Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:56Daddy.
01:21:58Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:06The End
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