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Side Chick, Hands Off My Dragon - HOT
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00:09This is my kingdom of Atherland, home to everything I love and my beloved.
00:15Sylvie, take me to Kevin.
00:31Heading somewhere?
00:32Skyreach.
00:33Your father's wedding gift doesn't govern itself.
00:36A lord must show his face, does he not?
00:38Long trek, though.
00:39Two weeks on a horse.
00:41If I had a dragon, I'd be back in your arms before you even missed me.
00:45Then take her.
00:46The dragonheart pendant.
00:48She won't listen without it.
00:50My love, this is the only frost dragon left in the world.
00:53And you're just handing me the reins?
00:55My father gave her to me, Kev.
00:57What's mine is yours.
00:58Always.
01:10Kevin, look at you commanding a frost dragon.
01:13You are incredible.
01:19It's the only thing that commands the dragon's submission.
01:24If you like it, keep it.
01:26Something this priceless.
01:28Is it truly meant for me?
01:30I gave you my soul, Lil.
01:32A dragon is nothing.
01:39At long last.
01:50Kevin was just a cavalryman.
01:52And you made him a lord.
01:53You know, I still think Kevin doesn't deserve you.
01:58So this is the dragon veil?
02:00You actually have access to the lord's private sanctuary?
02:05Don't tell me that there's a real dragon in there.
02:08Honey, I don't just have access.
02:11I own it.
02:14Kevin handed me the frost dragon this morning.
02:17He's obsessed with you.
02:19He's obsessed with you.
02:19You're really going to be the lord's lady.
02:21Wait.
02:22Can anyone just touch a dragon?
02:25Of course not.
02:26Only the master gets to-
02:28Lillian!
02:28Look!
02:32Hey!
02:32Back away from my-
02:36Arya?
02:37Watch your tone.
02:37You're speaking to the prince-
02:39Don't.
02:40Dad said no titles until the coronation.
02:42She's just an old classmate from the royal academy.
02:45It's fine.
02:46Alright.
02:48So, Arya.
02:50Not a whisper from you since graduation.
02:53Failed to climb your way into some lord's bed?
02:55Lillian.
02:56It's been a long time.
02:58Wait.
02:59That's her?
02:59A commoner who got into the royal academy?
03:02Lillian said she spends money like nothing.
03:04Lil said she had some secret benefactor paying her way.
03:08Probably some disgusting old merchant.
03:11Hey!
03:12Watch your mouths!
03:14You should be careful.
03:15This is the lord's private dragon valley.
03:18How did you even get in?
03:20If it's private, then how did you even get in?
03:23Duh.
03:25Lillian's marrying Lord Kevin.
03:26She's the future lady of the domain.
03:29She doesn't need a pass.
03:30She owns the place.
03:32You?
03:33And Kevin?
03:34That's right.
03:36Kevin and I are getting married soon.
03:38He wouldn't.
03:39Not Kevin.
03:41Grand words.
03:42You got proofs?
03:43Proofs?
03:47It summons a frost dragon.
03:49And it obeys only its master.
03:52A gift from my fiancé.
03:54Lord Kevin.
03:57Only royalty and the highest nobility possess dragons.
04:01You are among them now, Lil.
04:04And yours is a frost dragon.
04:07The rarest of them all.
04:09It literally makes diamonds look like cheap glass.
04:11It was made for her.
04:15No, he wouldn't just give that away.
04:17How can you be sure yours is real?
04:19There are plenty of counterfeit royal jewels out there.
04:24Counterfeit?
04:25Oh, you poor jealous thing.
04:27Watch and learn.
04:30Sylvie!
04:31Heal!
04:35By the heavens!
04:37She truly commands it!
04:39Well?
04:40Is the pendant real enough for you now?
04:42Sylvie really came.
04:44The pendant is real.
04:49Sylvie really came.
04:50The pendant is real.
04:52Arya, he actually gave her your dragon heart.
04:54It's not just the dragon.
04:56Look around.
04:56One day Lillian will be running all of Sky Rush.
04:59That's right.
05:01Kevin's always been generous with what belongs to me.
05:05And you.
05:06You're just a stray.
05:08Now take your pathetic lapdog and get the hell off my land.
05:12You heard her.
05:14Move your peasant ass.
05:16Arya!
05:21And if I decide to stay?
05:23Stay?
05:24Delusional as ever.
05:26I'd hate to have the sentries cast you into the mind.
05:29Still acting like you're the Academy Glory?
05:33Please.
05:34She's not even fit to plush Lillian's boots.
05:37I might be persuaded to let linger a while longer, Arya.
05:40If you show proper deference.
05:43Drop to your knees and seek your lady's favour.
05:47Lady.
05:48Funny.
05:49Lillian.
05:50Tell me.
05:50Are you truly unaware that Kevin is already married?
05:55Wait.
05:55What?
05:56Lord Kevin?
05:57Lies!
05:58What nonsense are you spouting?
06:01If the Lord truly intended to make you his wife, where is your betrothal seal?
06:05What?
06:06If Kevin truly meant to wed you, he would have exchanged the betrothal seal with you.
06:10So bring it forth.
06:12Let us all admire it.
06:13Lillian.
06:15Where is the seal?
06:16He's...
06:17He's...
06:17He's busy.
06:18He'll give it to me when he's ready.
06:20Ah.
06:21I see what this is.
06:23You're not leaving because you're waiting for him.
06:25Trying to seduce him, you shameless whore!
06:35Well?
06:36Don't just stand there posing.
06:38Handle this peasant!
06:40Back off!
06:41You have no idea...
06:42Who is she?
06:42You heard Lillian.
06:43She's nothing but a kept woman.
06:45Some old lord's dirty little secret.
06:47Exactly.
06:48How else does a commoner get into the royal academy?
06:51She was probably warming some duke's bed just to get through the gates.
06:57You've been spreading these lies since the academy, Lillian.
07:00Why?
07:01Because I am the true noble.
07:03I was born to be the center of the world.
07:06To be adored by everyone.
07:08Without some blinded old lord to pay your way.
07:12You'd never have set foot in our academy.
07:16Look at those rags.
07:18Did the old fool finally open his eyes?
07:21She can't compare to you, Lillian.
07:23Not in beauty.
07:24Not in blood.
07:25Only a blind man would look twice at her.
07:30I'm done with those academy rivalries.
07:34You will take nothing more from me.
07:36Especially not Kevin.
07:37Why even waste the breath, Lill?
07:39Command your dragon.
07:40Cast them out!
07:41I like that idea.
07:43Sylvia!
07:44Throw these rats out of my valley!
07:53I'm gonna die!
07:57I'm gonna die!
07:59I'm gonna die!
07:59Sylvia.
08:01It's me.
08:02Look at me.
08:04You know who I am.
08:09Sylvia!
08:10What is wrong with you?
08:12I command you sweep them out!
08:14Now!
08:24Farewell, Arya.
08:37Back to the crags!
08:41What the hell was that?
08:43Why'd you stop the dragon?
08:46My duty, madam, is to ensure the dragons bring no harm to humans.
08:49That is my sacred charge.
08:51Then execute your duty and sweep these rats from my sight.
08:57Did you hear me?
08:59I said sweep them out!
09:02Beg your pardon, ma'am.
09:03But without the Lord's direct order, I cannot act on another's command.
09:06Open your eyes, you idiot!
09:08I am the future Lady of the Skyreach.
09:10Do you have any idea who I am?
09:12I do, Lady Lillian.
09:14Even the Warden knows her.
09:15How long has this been going on?
09:17Kevin.
09:18Then why are you defying me?
09:20Do you want to lose your post in Skyreach?
09:23I do not have the right.
09:24Useless.
09:26When Kevin gets here, you're done.
09:28I'll find a hound with enough sense to do your job properly.
09:31Kevin is coming?
09:35Yeah, he's coming.
09:37To help me tame my dragon.
09:39What?
09:40Are you scared?
09:41When he arrives, I will have him set you to rights.
09:44And you'll learn what it costs to cross me.
09:48Good.
09:48I'd love to see how he...
09:50sets me to right.
09:52My lord, are you heading out?
09:54I am.
09:56Lillian's waiting.
09:57I promised her a dragon ride today.
09:59May you have a fair journey with my sister.
10:03Hyah!
10:05Keep that mouth running, Arya.
10:08When Kevin sets foot here, you and your little lapdog will regret every word that came out of your mouths.
10:16No betrothable seal.
10:17No history of this pendant.
10:20Lillian, is this all the proof of your devotion to Kevin?
10:22Why waste words on this peasant?
10:25Let the warden tell her!
10:27You there!
10:29Tell them who Lord Kevin's future bride is.
10:33Go ahead.
10:34My ladies, as far as I know, Lord Kevin already has a wife.
10:41What did you say?
10:43So Lillian, you are Lord Kevin's mistress?
10:46That's impossible.
10:48Wait, why is this warden following Arya's lead?
10:51I see!
10:53Arya, how many nights did you spend in this warden's bed to buy his loyalty?
10:58That's not...
10:59Shut up! Get out of my way!
11:05Arya, you've been trying to outshine me since the Academy!
11:08And now you dare use such shameless tricks to steal my man?
11:12Not a chance!
11:13Touch my gun and see what happens.
11:16Lord Kevin.
11:24Stop!
11:33My Lord!
11:34The royal messenger's arrived!
11:36The King requests your presence personally!
11:42Alright, I'm heading back.
11:44Vincent, get to the valley.
11:46Tell Lillian I'll be there once the realms of affairs are concluded.
11:49Leave it to me, brother...
11:50in-law.
11:55Vincent, where's Kevin?
12:00Dangling state business.
12:02He sent me to check on you.
12:03What's the situation?
12:04This traitorous warden and his peasant mistress,
12:08they stand here spewing filth against the Lord Kevin and me!
12:12Sir, please!
12:13It's not what it...
12:18A valley warden, forgetting who he serves?
12:21You're lucky I don't take your head for this.
12:25Since when do you have the authority to flag the Vale Warden?
12:28Step back.
12:29Authority?
12:31I am a sworn vassal of Skyriche,
12:33Lord Kevin's most trusted lieutenant.
12:35Beneath him there is no higher authority than mine.
12:38A petty title and a big whip.
12:40Is this how your Lord runs Skyride?
12:41Who's fear and thugs?
12:42Your insolence knows no boundaries.
12:44Who the hell are you?
12:46She is a mere lowborn, Arya.
12:49Yet she is desperate to enslay Kevin.
12:51She has even stooped to peddling the absurd lie that he is wed,
12:55all to poison our bond.
12:57Arya?
12:58That academy bitch?
13:00Always forgetting her place, wasn't she?
13:02Yeah.
13:03Make her bleed for that mouth.
13:08What is the meaning of this?
13:10You've been a thorn in my sister's side long enough.
13:12You belong in chains, Arya.
13:14Hanging from the city gates for the crow.
13:16Back off!
13:17You have no idea whose life you're playing with.
13:20Lay a finger on her and I promise you'll regret it.
13:23Oh?
13:24Who is she then?
13:25She is the king's only blood.
13:27Princess Arya!
13:33She is the king's only blood.
13:35Princess Arya!
13:38Princess?
13:40Oh god!
13:41Did she just say princess?
13:43Peasants never disappoint.
13:44Do they?
13:45To think we'd believe a lie like that.
13:47Sharing a name doesn't make you royalty.
13:50Truly the funniest thing I've heard.
13:53Laura is telling the truth.
13:55I am Princess Arya.
13:56I see why you hate her, Lil.
13:58She spent years trying to outshine you.
14:00And when that wasn't enough, she forged herself a crown.
14:04Is it any wonder?
14:05Too bad we aren't those stupid nerds at the academy.
14:08If you're the Princess Arya, then I'm the damn queen of Atherland.
14:12Watch your mouth.
14:13That's the king you're mocking.
14:15Your Majesty.
14:17Perhaps a permanent lesson will help this lunatorc find her sanity.
14:22Impersonating royalty is treason.
14:27Quick on your feet, aren't you?
14:34Let's see if you can dance with the flames.
14:36Black magic?
14:37You're breaking every law in the kingdom.
14:40Laws?
14:40Out here, my sister and I are the law.
14:46Windshield.
14:49Arya!
14:53Stay back.
14:54He's too much for you.
14:56Tricks.
14:58Pretending to be a princess?
15:00I'll make sure you remember the price.
15:04Arya!
15:11Why would the Frost Dragon protect her?
15:13Is she truly the princess?
15:16Why is the Frost Dragon acting as her guardian?
15:19Dragons only serve the blood of Atherland.
15:21Will you stay blind to the truth of her lineage?
15:24Wait, is she really the princess?
15:26God, if she is, we're dead.
15:29This is high treason.
15:31Idiots, shut up.
15:33You have fallen for her lies.
15:34Lillian, something's wrong.
15:36The way Sylvie is guarding her.
15:38Because she's been sneaking her food.
15:40You all saw it, didn't you?
15:42So that's why the dragon faced her.
15:44Because of the food.
15:46Of course.
15:46I almost believe.
15:49Arya, you thought a stolen title would be enough to best me, did you?
15:54I have no need to steal what has always been mine.
16:01Eyes on me, Sylvie.
16:03Behold your true master.
16:06Better.
16:07Now.
16:09Kill her, Sylvie.
16:11Enough!
16:12Lillian!
16:12You'll regret this!
16:15Regret?
16:16Never.
16:17Watch.
16:18Against the dragon heart, her little tricks are nothing.
16:22Farewell, Arya.
16:24Sylvie!
16:25Strike!
16:29Sylvie.
16:30Don't.
16:32Stop!
16:41You are.
16:46Who the hell are you?
16:48Lillian, what's going on?
16:50Kevin.
16:51Finally.
16:52This lunatic.
16:54She broke in, attacked Vincent.
16:55Now she's got Sylvie acting crazy.
16:57It's worse than that, my lord.
16:58She's claiming to be Princess Arya and your wife.
17:02What?
17:02Has your memory failed you so soon?
17:05That voice.
17:10Kevin.
17:13A clever imitation of her voice, perhaps.
17:16But in such a wretched state, not a chance.
17:21My love, the real princess is in the capital.
17:24And she is not my wife.
17:26We met a few times, nothing more.
17:28You don't even recognize me.
17:29Every vow you made was a lie.
17:31You never loved me, Kevin.
17:33It was always about the crown.
17:35Kevin, you blind idiot!
17:36Look at her!
17:37She is Princess Arya!
17:39Fine.
17:41Does that stir your memory?
17:42The Ducal Crest?
17:44You're...
17:45Laura.
17:46I am!
17:46I'm Princess De Beerus' companion!
17:48If Arya sent her, does she suspect something?
17:52Kevin, don't listen to her.
17:54They're both frauds.
17:55Kev, darling.
17:57Just throw them in chains.
17:59Let the iron do the talking.
18:00You manipulative little trap!
18:02You seduced her husband while she wasn't looking!
18:06Kevin is no one's husband, you bitch!
18:09One more word and I'll tear your tongue out!
18:11You filthy liar!
18:15Kevin, seriously?
18:16You're choosing her over Arya?
18:18Shut up!
18:19You don't get to say her name!
18:21Lura knows too much.
18:24This veil will be their grave.
18:26No one walks out.
18:29Treason, trespassing, impersonating the crown.
18:31That is a heavy ledger of crimes for a pair of peasants.
18:34As Lord of Skyrige, I sentence you to death.
18:38No!
18:40If you dare take my life, Kevin, Arya will have your head on a spike.
18:45Princess is miles away in the capital, Lura.
18:48She won't hear you scream.
18:49You trespassed is a death sentence.
18:52Stop!
18:53Kevin, look at this!
18:55Where did you get this?
18:56Arya and Kevin.
18:58Carved it myself.
19:00Arya, will you marry me?
19:02Yes.
19:03God, yes.
19:05My betrothal ring.
19:07How do you have this?
19:08Kevin?
19:08My God.
19:09What...
19:10What are you talking about?
19:11You and the princess...
19:12Lillian, look.
19:14Arya, she's my wife.
19:16In name only.
19:17He's actually married?
19:18That makes Lillian a mistress.
19:20The Lord's dirty little secret.
19:22That is why she lacks the betrothal seal.
19:24It was in another's hands all along.
19:27You told me you were single!
19:29You lied to me!
19:30You've been playing me this whole time!
19:32I lied about the ring, yeah.
19:34Because I was terrified of losing you.
19:35Because I'm crazy about you.
19:38Grant me a moment to mend this.
19:40I shall sever all ties with her.
19:42I will make you my lady and my only love.
19:44I swear it.
19:46Kevin, don't you find that ridiculous?
19:48Everything you have came from Arya.
19:50The moment she learns the truth, you'll lose it all.
19:53If Arya is behind this, killing them only tips my hand.
19:58Better to...
19:58What?
19:59Let's speak of compensation.
20:01Tell her I remain her devoted servant.
20:04In return, you leave with gold.
20:06Buying our silence?
20:08I'm buying peace.
20:09I retain my station and you two depart with a fortune.
20:12Everyone wins.
20:15Do you really love her?
20:18More than anything.
20:21How about the princess?
20:23The love of your life.
20:25She's a ladder.
20:26A title.
20:27Every smile, every tender word.
20:29Performance.
20:30Without the crown, I wouldn't look twice.
20:33Sick of the bowing.
20:34The endless grubbling.
20:36Waiting for her royal permission just to draw breath.
20:39I'm done!
20:39Lillian gets me.
20:41She needs me.
20:41She's the one I want to spend my life with.
20:44All in illusion.
20:45The vows, the touch.
20:46All hollow lies.
20:48Fine, Kevin.
20:49I'm taking it all back.
20:50Well?
20:51Do we have an accord?
20:52Not a chance in...
20:53Agreed.
20:55Good.
20:56Name your price.
20:58Thirty grand.
20:59In gold.
21:00What?
21:01You greedy wretch!
21:03Don't worry, darling.
21:04I shall draw it from the estate's treasury.
21:07What is hers is mine.
21:08And soon, it shall all be yours.
21:11Fine.
21:12But hurry, Kosteris.
21:13To her side soon, Kevin.
21:15My patience is not internet.
21:17Trust me.
21:18She's got the crown, but cold as stone.
21:20Once I've bled her dry, she's history.
21:22Poor Kevin.
21:23I will make you understand that without me, you are nothing.
21:28I want the gold.
21:30Right now.
21:31Or you can explain this little rendezvous to the princess on your knees.
21:38Ride to the keep.
21:39Use my seal and bring back the gold.
21:41At once, my lord.
21:42Leave it to me.
21:45Just wait.
21:46You'll get your gold soon.
21:48Every last coin.
21:49Without me, you really think you can get a single coin?
21:56Your Highness.
21:58Kevin's petitions for gold?
22:00Again?
22:01Yes, Princess.
22:02The expenses for Skyrige are massive.
22:05They require the King's personal seal.
22:09Leave my father out of this.
22:11Use my purse.
22:12All his debts.
22:13Draw them from my treasury.
22:15As you command.
22:17I poured everything into you, Kevin.
22:19All I did was fatten a snake.
22:21No more.
22:22The feast is over.
22:25What's taking so long?
22:27Still waiting, Lord Kevin?
22:29Were those just empty boasts?
22:31Quiet.
22:32The treasury is full.
22:35It just takes time to move a horde that large.
22:42There he is.
22:43Don't worry, Lillian.
22:44Everything will be fine.
22:46The gold is coming.
22:49The head treasury refused me.
22:51He won't release a single coin without the royal rent.
22:53He's terrified of a royal audit.
22:55Fool!
22:56I'm the lord of this domain.
22:57My seal is all he needs.
22:59It matters not.
23:01Your wealth flowed from the princess.
23:04He will not touch a copper without her mark.
23:07Problems, Kevin?
23:08Where's the gold?
23:12The vaults are delayed.
23:13This ring, it is worth a fortune.
23:15Take it.
23:16Keep your silence and our debts are settled.
23:18Arya's betrothal ring?
23:22Everything has a price with you, doesn't it?
23:28How dare you?
23:30Betraying the princess and stealing her gold?
23:32Such a shame, Kevin.
23:34We make no pacts with dead men.
23:36You crazy bitches!
23:37You lured me!
23:40Silence them both, Kevin.
23:42No witnesses.
23:43No sin.
23:49Save it, Vincent.
23:51The princess already knows.
23:52She knows nothing.
24:01She knows everything.
24:03Because you are looking right at her.
24:05Because you are looking right at her.
24:09By the gods!
24:10Is she still keeping up this charade?
24:12Desperate for a lord's favor.
24:15Wake up.
24:16Playing princess would not win his heart.
24:18She's not even fit to kiss the dirt beneath Lillian's seat.
24:22Kevin, honey, let's just stick to Vincent's plan.
24:25Kill them.
24:27Kevin?
24:28What's wrong?
24:29Arya.
24:30Here?
24:31Why are you in these rags?
24:33Why not ask your new family, Kevin?
24:35They've been spitting on the princess all day without even knowing her.
24:39No!
24:40That's impossible!
24:41She's a peasant!
24:42She can't be the princess!
24:44Kevin, look again.
24:45She is filth.
24:46Just a-
24:46Hold your tongue, Vincent!
24:47I know my own wife.
24:48It's her!
24:49Mock the princess!
24:50Treason against the crown!
24:51That's the block!
24:52We're doomed.
24:53We're truly doomed.
24:54And yet, someone had far more to say.
24:56If you're the princess, Arya, then I'm the damn queen of Atherland.
25:01So, your majesty, shall we send word to the king that you intend to share his throne?
25:07I- I was just joking!
25:08I didn't know, Kevin!
25:10Please, save me!
25:11Right, Arya, my dearest.
25:13This is all a terrible misunderstanding.
25:15They did not know who you were in-
25:18Misunderstanding?
25:19Which part, Kevin?
25:20When they called me a bitch?
25:21A peasant?
25:22Or that you're defending the monster who unleashed black magic against me?
25:25You shared the same halls, Arya.
25:27At the academy, you know her.
25:28For the sake of our past,
25:30I beg of you, show mercy!
25:32I will banish her!
25:34I promise!
25:35You promise?
25:37You promise?
25:40Arya, please.
25:41I'm the lord here.
25:42Lillian, it was a moment of madness.
25:44I confess my folly.
25:46I beg of you for the sake of our union.
25:50Our union?
25:51You trample our sacred vows with a harlot.
25:53And now you expect my grace.
25:56That's my gold.
25:57My title.
25:58You're a leech, Kevin.
25:59You plot to cast me aside and you dare ask for mercy?
26:02Seek it in your dreams.
26:04Arya, please.
26:05Silence!
26:06Look at you both.
26:07You deserve one another.
26:10A shameless viper and a grasping parasite.
26:13No.
26:14Arya, that's not true.
26:15I only love you.
26:16Get your filthy hands off me.
26:17We're done.
26:19I'm returning to the capital and my father, the king, will immediately annul our marriage.
26:25No!
26:25You cannot sever this union!
26:27If you do, the king will strip me of my lands.
26:30My title!
26:32I'll lose everything!
26:33I'll be left to rot in the gutters.
26:35You wouldn't.
26:36Not to me.
26:38Do you think I care for your fate?
26:40Look at yourself.
26:41You are a fraud, Kevin.
26:43A pathetic fraud.
26:44Arya, please.
26:45I was a fool.
26:47Gods, I was a blind fool.
26:51See?
26:52Our rings.
26:53Arya, one more shot.
26:54That's all I need.
26:55I will banish her, I swear.
26:57I'll be whoever you command.
26:59Just do not leave me to the dark.
27:00Keep your worthless trinkets, Kevin.
27:02My mercy is spent.
27:03I am a monster, I know!
27:05Strike me.
27:07Curse me.
27:08Just...
27:09Don't do this.
27:10Enough!
27:11I'm so sick of your act.
27:12The annulment is absolute.
27:14Arya, are you truly leaving me no room to repent?
27:17None.
27:18Face your reckoning, Kevin.
27:27Reckoning.
27:28Right.
27:29So be it.
27:32You leave me no retreat, princess.
27:34That was your fate in a step.
27:40Kevin, what are you doing?
27:40Kevin, what are you doing?
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