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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:06Well, well, look at the great Wolf King, on his knees, eating dirt at my feet.
00:13Princess Emma.
00:17Emma, you're still waiting for her to save you. Wake up!
00:21That pathetic princess is head over heels with me.
00:24You're just one of her throwaway beast husbands. Why would she ever come for you?
00:30All right. Time to put you down, mutt.
00:45What the hell? Where am I?
00:49Princess Emma.
00:50Hold on. This character model looks exactly like Darien the Wolf King.
00:55One of the main guys in the game I'm playing.
00:57Did I just wake up inside the game?
01:02Twelve hour ER shift. I'm dead. I've been grinding for almost a month.
01:08I am not sleeping until I beat it tonight.
01:13Emma, sweetheart.
01:15We picked out the four best men from every race to be your husbands.
01:21And you're seriously going to throw all that away for that pathetic elf, Rayan?
01:34Father, Rayan is the love of my life.
01:37None of the others even come close.
01:47You fool.
01:49Did you really think I could ever love someone like you?
01:52You were just a stepping stone for me to steal the throne.
01:55Now that I have what I want,
01:58time for you to die.
01:59To die.
02:10Darien, no.
02:16No.
02:17I had four perfect husbands and I threw them away for that jerk, Rayan.
02:21Give me another chance!
02:30Darien, I...
02:32Didn't I tell you to stop coming to see me?
02:35You really think this little act will make me marry you?
02:38I can't believe I actually wasted my time on this dude.
02:41This time, I'm protecting my husband.
02:44Fuck off!
02:45You...
02:46What did you just say?
02:47I said fuck off!
02:49I'm not here for you.
02:52I said fuck off!
02:57Did I hear that right?
02:59Did the Princess Emma just tell Mr. Rayan to get lost?
03:02Has she lost her mind?
03:04She usually begs to lick his boots.
03:06Relax.
03:07It's just another one of her tricks for attention.
03:09Bet you a gold coin she's apologizing to him within a minute.
03:14Playing hard to get again?
03:15You think this will make me jealous?
03:17I won't forgive your rudeness.
03:20Unless you give me the heart of the ocean.
03:24The heart of the ocean?
03:26That's Princess Emma's coming of age gift!
03:29It provides continuous healing and boosts cultivation.
03:35Please!
03:36Everyone knows the princess is a total pussover for Ryan.
03:40She'd hand it over on a silver platter.
03:42Just watch.
03:43Now.
03:44Now.
03:45Now.
03:51You dare throw that at me?
03:53You're not worthy of the heart of the ocean.
03:57Stay still, Darian.
03:59Let me heal you.
04:02You lost a massive amount of blood.
04:05Before you even start this fight.
04:07You pushed yourself way too hard.
04:10Your Highness.
04:12Your Highness.
04:14Is this another one of your tricks?
04:17Quit the act!
04:19You're the one who drained his blood for me in the first place.
04:23How could I have...
04:25You know how much I envy a werewolf's healing factor.
04:28You drained him dry just to buy me a few hours of shopping.
04:33Darian, I...
04:34Enough!
04:34Since I already agreed and I've got his healing power,
04:37I'll grace you with five minutes of my time later.
04:40Now give me the heart of the ocean.
04:46I knew it.
04:48She can't resist me.
04:49She loves me to death.
04:58Darian.
04:59I'm using the heart of the ocean to heal you.
05:02Tell me how.
05:03Your Highness.
05:06you would really use that on me but it's darian the heart of the ocean is precious
05:13and this loyal hearty of your life they're worth so much more trust me darian let me help you
05:25put it on the wound then place your hand over mine and wish that you could take my
05:35take your what no forget it your highness i'm not worth it the price is that i take on your
05:45injury
05:45isn't it look at me darian don't
06:11she's using the heart of the ocean on her husband that's impossible
06:16have you lost your mind what are you doing please your highness please
06:25i'm begging you she's she's taking that werewolf's pain for him
06:30holy shit this hurts like hell how the hell does darian take this
06:45congratulations for successfully healing one of your werewolf husband darian
06:50intimate healing system activated loading what system did you just say
07:00congratulations player's healing level increased to level two
07:03skill unlocked basic healing level ward reflect shield
07:08so i have a system cheek now
07:13okay tell me what do i need to fully heal darian and get his regeneration back
07:18player's current healing level insufficient level five is required
07:22to restore werewolf darian's regeneration ability healing more husbands through intimate acts
07:29could increase players healing levels
07:34what do you mean by intimate acts
07:38you know what never mind
07:41first things first
07:42level up and fix darian
07:48okay wow i've been missing out big time
07:54darian i'm gonna get stronger i'll heal you all the way i promise
08:00why does her touch feel this good
08:04your highness you don't have to go out of your way for me
08:09yeah don't bother he's useless anyway emma just dump him i've already taken his regeneration for myself
08:18you're being nice to him just to make me jealous isn't it
08:23you always come crawling back to me in the end
08:28he's right i never win her heart
08:33time to end this
08:50oh my god she just sent mr ryan flying
08:52is she insane how could she actually hit mr ryan
08:55says emma she's such a badass
09:02you dare call him useless
09:06emma white you dare hit me
09:09darian is the strongest alpha of all werewolves
09:12you only won because he was drained dry
09:13if he were at full strength you wouldn't even last one hit
09:16so do us all a favor and shut your mouth
09:18that's bull i won the match today
09:20and everyone saw it
09:22then fight him again in one month
09:24after he's fully healed
09:26you got the guts
09:28why wouldn't i
09:30one month it is
09:31i'll stomp your little puppy husband into the dirt in front of everyone
09:34we'll see about that
09:42as you command your highness
09:43i will not fail you
09:45come on darian
09:46let's go home
10:01just wait
10:02she'll be here tonight begging me to forgive her
10:05she always does
10:09nice bath
10:10good sleep
10:11and tomorrow
10:12how i could heal more beast husbands
10:27a kiss would make it better your highness
10:31god he's so hot
10:34i can't believe i wasted my time chasing a jerk like ryan
10:40i wonder what the other husbands look like in person
10:54ma'am
10:55let me serve you
11:02holy crap
11:04i think i'm seeing an angel
11:17wait lucian right
11:19is this your new way of humiliating me very creative
11:25jesus
11:25the original owner was such an evil
11:28she tore out his feathers to make armor for ryan
11:31and treated a literal archangel like a slave
11:35lucian
11:36let me see your wings
11:44she's going to pluck me again
11:46how many this time
11:4810
11:48all of them
11:52this must have hurt so much
12:05what is this feeling
12:06stop
12:07no
12:08don't stop
12:09hold still lucian
12:11almost there
12:17i'm so sorry you've suffered like this
12:26you
12:29congratulations
12:31your healing level has increased to level 3
12:36your highness
12:37the carriage to mr ryan's place is ready
12:39of course
12:40she healed me just so she'd have more feathers to take to ryan as an apology gift
12:45wait
12:45who said i'm going to him
12:50oh crap
12:57don't you take my feathers to that elf every night
13:01i was blind before
13:02from now on
13:03i will never hurt you for him again
13:05to me now
13:06you are way more important than him
13:12lucian
13:13i'm so sorry for locking you up like this
13:16you're free now
13:17go wherever you want
13:20you're divorcing me
13:21no
13:22no
13:23i just wanted to give you freedom
13:25freedom
13:26do you know what happens to an angel
13:27who falls in love
13:29an angel falls when they feel desire
13:31and i fall willingly for you
13:33even if i can never go back to heaven
13:35so emma
13:37you'd better keep me chained by your side forever
13:39as your most loyal servant
13:42oh my god
13:43he was this untouchable
13:45holy archangel
13:46and now he's this
13:47now
13:49order me to serve your bath man
13:52alert
13:53mermaid husband kyle's vital signs are critical
13:56estimated survival time
13:58less than 10 minutes
13:59player must intervene immediately
14:01what
14:13okay wow
14:14so this is a mermaid
14:16he's literally a work of art
14:21the look in his eyes
14:23pure fear
14:25god what did the original emma do to him
14:29kyle it's okay
14:30i'm here to heal you
14:32liar
14:33this is a trap
14:34if she tries anything
14:36we both die
14:39you're really messed up
14:40let me fix this
14:49this warmth
14:51she's actually healing me
14:52why
14:54congratulations
14:55the player have successfully healed kyle's external wounds
14:58healing level increased to level 4
15:03healing level
15:32You're so beautiful.
15:54You're so beautiful.
16:25You're so beautiful.
16:32Don't give me that look.
16:33I've been sending my avatar to watch her so I can witness her evil deeds firsthand and then divorce her.
16:38It's not protection.
16:40Shit, she's in danger.
16:47Magma dragon's blood grass.
16:49Found it.
17:01Don't give me that look.
17:21God, you're so cute. Did you just save my life?
17:25You got hurt saving me. Let me heal you.
17:36Stupid woman. Going out without a single guard.
17:39If my avatar hadn't been there, what's that?
17:47Damn it. That woman is touching my avatar.
17:54Stop. Don't... Don't touch me there.
18:02She kissed my avatar. Just... Get back here right now. I'm recalling you.
18:08Wait. What if she runs into more danger?
18:11And her healing... It's not completely terrible.
18:15I'm just monitoring the situation. For strategic purposes.
18:20You're way too small to be out here alone. You're coming home with me.
18:31The softness. That's...
18:38Where is my avatar bearing its face? I'm taking it back. In person.
18:50Not bad. She's been putting in work on you.
18:56All right. Enough standing around. Hand over the gifts Emma prepared for me.
19:01What gifts?
19:05All that effort she put into fixing you up.
19:08Obviously so she could bring me presents and beg me to forgive her.
19:14Where will flood for permanent regeneration.
19:17Archangel feathers for indestructible armor.
19:19Mermaid scales for power amplification.
19:22That's her whole plan. Make me the strongest being in the realm.
19:25And the great princess Emma. Just my personal little groupie.
19:29No. That's not true.
19:31Her highness, she...
19:32You don't actually think she cares about you, do you?
19:37Come on. She tortured you for years. Then suddenly she has a change of heart. Does that make any sense?
19:44You've always been nothing but tools for her to use to win me over. I'll take this generous gift from
19:50you all.
19:52I'm back. Guess what I got for you guys?
19:56Stop!
19:57Oh, look who finally showed up. You had all these gifts ready for me but couldn't be bothered to deliver
20:02them. Made me come all the way here. How thoughtful.
20:06Who said you could touch them? I just spent forever healing them. Why didn't any of you fight back?
20:13If my blood is what you need, your highness, then take it.
20:19If dying is what it takes to finally be in your heart, then I don't mind.
20:25Alright, enough with the melodrama. Once I'm done collecting, these tools of yours will be useless anyway.
20:31Might as well divorce them now. Not that it matters. Even if you dump them, I still haven't said yes
20:37to your proposal, so...
20:46Who the hell do you think you are touching my men?
20:51Dear husbands, we've got thieves in the house. I'm so scared.
20:59Kill them.
21:00All the way out of love,URLGes.
21:32You, you actually let your husbands humiliate me like this.
21:35You're the lowest of the low, even among elves.
21:38Zero rank, zero title.
21:40What exactly gave you the right to talk to me like that?
21:43You, you want me to get on my knees.
21:45Not just to me, to every single one of my husbands.
21:50They're kings of their clans.
21:52Compared to them, you're less than nothing.
21:54Now, kneel.
22:00This is the guy you used to be obsessed with, ma'am?
22:03Your taste?
22:04Yeah.
22:05Let's just pretend that whole weird phase never happened.
22:08Please?
22:12Your Highness, he's gone.
22:14Should I go after him?
22:15Let him run.
22:16We've got a bigger priority right now.
22:18Healing you guys.
22:20You actually stood up for us.
22:22Against him.
22:23Of course I did.
22:25I was completely blind before.
22:27I had these amazing husbands right in front of me, and I wasted all my time being that
22:33jerk's doormat.
22:34But looking back, I just want to cherish what I have now.
22:39Who should I heal first?
22:41Your Highness, I...
22:42Ma'am?
22:44I took extra hits protecting them just now.
22:47Please have pity on me.
22:51Just a few bird feathers.
22:53They'll grow back.
22:54Your Highness, didn't you always want to touch my ears?
22:57Do you want to come to my room and touch them?
23:02Pluffy, they really do look super soft.
23:06Aren't my wings soft?
23:07I saw you touch them when we were in the bath.
23:11Lucian, come here.
23:13Let me touch your wings.
23:26Jesus, Kyle, your tail!
23:28System!
23:29Isn't there some kind of group healing skill?
23:31Something that lets me heal all three of them at once?
23:33Please confirm that you want to perform intimate healing skill on all three of your husbands
23:38all at once?
23:48Your Highness.
23:50Your Highness.
23:58Ma'am.
24:13what happened to your nose did that assboard ryan do this i'm going to kill him
24:20what were you just thinking about you were so spaced out
24:27wait wait don't rip anything off i'm fine it's just really hot in here
24:34ma'am whatever you were just imagining i'm more than willing to help you make it a reality
24:46i wasn't thinking about anything
24:51please proceed with healing as soon as possible note player must maintain balance do not play
24:57favorites among your four husbands that's right there should be four husbands where's the fourth
25:01one been this whole time anyway first things first system scan their injuries
25:07prioritize whoever needs it most kyle's the worst off i'm healing him first
25:15should have let that idiot hit me a few more times not that it matters he's basically a useless
25:22piece of trash now isn't he sir how are you feeling
25:29i had this ridiculous nightmare that idiot completely lost her damn mind
25:35she had her useless husbands beat the crap out of me and then made me get on my knees and
25:39apologize to them can you believe it sir that wasn't a dream your cultivation is completely gone
25:47right now you probably couldn't even beat a human
25:50what
25:55damn it the fight with that werewolf is right around the corner that vicious woman
26:02if she can't have me she'd destroy me in front of everyone one no i will not lose the mermaid
26:11king kyle's tears
26:12they can not only restore my cultivation but also amplify my power tenfold
26:18i'll get it no matter what it takes
26:34mermaid king's tear so i have to make kyle cry kind of hot low-key into it
26:41easy peasy here we go
26:45i'm dying here how are you not reacting
26:51okay no that's not working let me read you a story kyle
26:56they never saw each other again in this lifetime not until 30 000 years later
27:04seriously you're still not crying
27:07is this all just for my tear forget it still missing another ingredient anyway
27:14i'll go back and figure out a different plan
27:18let's see what can i do for you now is that okay kyle
27:25she improved this much in such a short time
27:30how do you feel
27:36thank you
27:37you can talk now
27:47you can talk now
27:51no rush okay take it slow
27:53i'm going to find all the ingredients and get your voice back completely
27:58i promise
28:00why help me
28:05because you're my husband and i want you to be happy
28:24wow you're so beautiful
28:28thank you your highness
28:30the new princess
28:32i would grant you one wish
28:35you actually know who i am
28:37okay then i wish for you to be happy forever
28:46i will ask
28:48to marry her
29:08kyle kyle kyle kyle
29:17kyle i miss this spot
29:20let me heal it now
29:31alert
29:32detected
29:33corrupted
29:33dark elf magic
29:34infiltrating husband lucian's psyche
29:36player must proceed immediately
29:38lucian
29:40lucian where are you
29:50stay back
29:51emma
29:52i can't control this power
29:54it's eating me alive
29:59run
30:00run before i hurt you
30:02run
30:06system what can i do to help him
30:08i've never treated anything like this before
30:10spiritual healing requires deeper intimacy
30:14please reflect on the name of this system and take immediate action
30:17the intimate healing system
30:20deep intimate contact
30:22fine
30:23i get it
30:27i told you to stay back
30:29i can't
30:33emma
30:35then don't
30:48it's her
30:52her energy is saving me
30:53the
31:03congratulations for
31:04successfully healed lucian's spiritual damage
31:06healing level increased to level five
31:09intermediate healing spells unlocked
31:11hell yes
31:17focus
31:25ow
31:27oh ho
31:28look who we have here
31:30what who
31:32nothing
31:32just remembered
31:33after that whole mess
31:35your dragon husband split his soul
31:37his avatar can go anywhere
31:38do anything
31:39and he feels every single second of it
31:42everything the little guy does
31:44that's just his real self's deepest darkest wants
31:49too scared to show your real face
31:51so you hide in that little worm body
31:53can you hold her like this
31:55kiss her like i just did
32:00okay what are you two fighting about
32:02i swear it looks like it's about to start speaking english
32:05nothing
32:07i'm just happy
32:08your kissing skills are so bad ma'am
32:10i must be your first
32:11excuse me did you just call me a bad kisser
32:14prove me wrong
32:21your primus
32:26what
32:28what
32:29are you doing
32:35darian what are you doing here
32:37i sense dark energy but
32:39i see you've got it under control
32:41i was healing lucian
32:42some kind of dark elf magic attacked his spirit
32:45dark elf magic you think
32:47i wouldn't put it past ryan
32:49your fights in ten days that guy fights dirty
32:52i'm worried he'll try something before then
32:54all of you need to be careful okay
32:56yes your highness
32:58yes your highness
33:00good thing ma'am showed up when she did and kisses me completely voluntary
33:08it was for healing
33:11the first one was healing the second one though we were both having fun
33:18well i i swear this stupid system turns everything into some weird intimate thing
33:25i'm a medical professional for god's sake
33:33oh fantastic
33:34a love triangle explosion
33:35if they start throwing punches who do i pack up first
33:38okay okay okay no fighting we're family here
33:40let's use our words
33:41her highness healing you is a mercy
33:44if you take advantage of her
33:45you wolf types dragon types oh and the fish boy too
33:49all you animal kingdom rejects are pathetic
33:51you want her love but you're all too scared to make a move
33:54too busy worrying about honor or whatever
33:55me i go for it i get it what are you gonna do about it
33:58say that again
34:05enough all three of you you want to keep fighting fine stay here
34:09but if any of you get hurt don't come crying to me i'm going home
34:25it's not safe here let me take you home your highness
34:47i'm leaving
34:51wait darian are you jealous yeah i know you've changed your highness i know you care about us
35:01now you're giving attention to all husbands touching them that's how it should be but
35:07every time i see it right here it aches i know it's wrong but i can't help it
35:16god he's so cute when he's being honest like this
35:20detected jealousy levels spiking across all four husbands hidden mission unlocked equal affection
35:27player must provide immediate comfort to maintain harrow balance shut up darian is so cute
35:33i'd comfort him whether you told me to or not friendly reminder sincere intimate contact
35:39yields the best results
35:53your highness now still ache here
35:59worse it's about to jump out of my chest
36:09just a kiss on the cheek that's not enough your highness
36:20congratulations for successfully comforted husband darian hidden reward unlocked reverse healing
36:27skill husbands can now heal player in return method explore on your own what the hell is reverse
36:35healing friendly reminder remember to breathe while being kissed unconscious
36:55will you three stop fighting who do i save first
37:02i told you to stay by her side and protect her what the hell were you doing
37:08don't look
37:11who's there
37:14who's there
37:15aurarius
37:16so you do remember i'm one of your husbands
37:19you're finally willing to see me
37:21huh when did i get scratched
37:23ask yourself
37:24so why do you keep avoiding me
37:27ask yourself
37:28what the hell did the original emma do to him
37:31i don't even have this part in my life
37:36forget it i'm just here to pick up this useless thing
37:40is this your pet
37:41looks like he likes me more
37:43get away from her
37:45he's so cute
37:46why are you so mean to him
37:48can't he stay here with me to recover
37:50fine
37:51he can stay
37:52but we're laying down rules
37:54okay
37:55shoot
37:55one
37:56no touching him
37:57two
37:57no holding him
37:59three
37:59no putting him inside your clothes
38:01wow strict dad
38:02what about
38:03kissing
38:07absolutely not
38:08i didn't know you were this cute aurarius
38:17excuse me cute
38:18for a noble dragon-ish
38:29my lord
38:30elf ryan is after your tears
38:32he'll stop at nothing to get them
38:34we've already intercepted several kidnapping attempts
38:37i'm worried the princess might use you again
38:47kyle
38:47we're almost there
38:52i finally got the frost lotus and the magma dragon's blood grass
38:57only one more ingredient left to break the curse on your voice
39:04tear
39:06bingo
39:06how'd you know
39:07for
39:09me
39:10he's so insecure
39:12because of what i did to him before
39:15kyle
39:15i meant what i said back then
39:18about wanting you to be happy forever
39:20and i'm sorry for all the terrible things i did to you
39:23but right now more than anything
39:25i want you to get better
39:26break the curse
39:27i want to hear your voice
39:29kyle
39:30will you trust me just one more time
39:33i hate
39:34lies
39:35you've lied
39:37to me
39:38many
39:39times
39:40this time
39:41if you're still lying
39:44then lie to me forever
39:51kyle
39:54i'm going to make the medicine now
39:56wait for me
39:58you couldn't wait to go see him could you
40:03one last step
40:05kyle's voice is about to
40:11emma sweetheart
40:12i knew you still loved me
40:14all that crap
40:16making me kneel
40:18protecting husbands
40:19it was all an act
40:20wasn't it
40:21just to help me get the mermaids tears
40:24you little mix
40:25you almost fooled even me
40:28you lied to me again
40:30emma
40:32come on give it here
40:34once my power levels up again
40:36i'll think about saying yes to your proposal
40:38are you out of your damn mind
40:41who told you this was for you
40:43it's for kyle
40:44to fix his voice
40:46you don't deserve this
40:48take it
41:02that all you got
41:03look behind you
41:07kyle
41:08hand over the mermaid's tear
41:10or he dies
41:11what's it gonna be
41:12voice but no life
41:13or life but no voice
41:14your choice
41:16you weren't lying
41:17that's enough for me
41:18don't worry about me emma
41:21just go
41:22i choose both
41:23good voice
41:25and good damn life
41:37told you
41:38i'm not letting anyone hurt you
41:40seems like i underestimated you
41:43but how long can that little shield of yours hold
41:45kill them
41:55system
41:55how much longer
41:58energy remaining
42:005%
42:01estimated collapse
42:03after the next wave
42:11alert
42:12alert
42:13kyle is initiating self-stuck mode
42:15player must
42:16kyle stop you'll die
42:17be happy forever
42:19emma
42:36no
42:37you
42:45i have a slow bond with all four of you
42:47i'm in mortal danger
42:49you all feel it
43:10she's hurt
43:15you dared
43:17to make her bleed
43:19i couldn't even bear to hurt her at all
43:40don't kill me
43:41don't kill me
43:42please
43:42i'm sorry
43:43i won't do it again
43:47how do you want him dead
43:49throw him in
43:51no
43:54emma
43:55you can't do this to me
43:56i am ryan
43:57you're ryan
43:58i'll marry you
43:59right now
44:14your highness
44:16stay with us
44:20damn it
44:20damn it
44:21all these husbands
44:21and not one of us
44:22can save her
44:23congratulations
44:24you stabbed yourself
44:26slightly off target
44:27and cleverly avoided
44:28all vital organs
44:29you get to live
44:32however
44:33player has lost
44:35excessive blood
44:36and requires immediate treatment
44:38i can't even lift my arm
44:40or fix me
44:42the hidden reward you unlocked earlier
44:44reverse healing
44:46husbands can now heal player through intimate contact
44:49method
44:49please explore on your own
44:51best wishes for your survival and future blessings
44:56reverse healing
44:57so that means
45:06help me up
45:16okay so
45:18there is a way to save me
45:20you all just have to
45:21kiss me
45:27you're joking now
45:29seriously
45:30no no it's real
45:32it's called reverse healing
45:33when you guys kiss me
45:35i get better
45:38i'll do it
45:39i'm extremely willing to kiss her highness
45:41extremely
45:42says who
45:44i call dibs
45:46dibs please
45:47i'm around her 24 7
45:48if anything
45:49i should go first
45:51both of you shut up
45:53she's dying and you're fighting over who gets to kiss her
45:57then you do it
46:00i i never said i would
46:01then shut up
46:09what are you doing
46:10trying to sneak in
46:12you're full of surprises fish boy
46:15she got hurt
46:16because of me
46:17oh wow
46:18the mute talks now
46:20well i bled for her
46:23i fell from grace for her
46:26well i split my soul for her
46:29oh
46:29so
46:30you admit that little pervert dragon who lives in her shirt is your avatar
46:35wait what
46:37why don't we stay focused
46:38on the
46:42anyway
46:42i'm kissing her
46:45why you
46:46because i'm good at it
46:54enough from you
46:56you
47:02i'm literally about to die
47:04can you guys stop fighting for five seconds
47:08your choice
47:09i choose
47:10mcm3
47:10oh
47:10i'm
47:15mcm3
47:15my
47:15mcm3
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