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00:00:05you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer, I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous. I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way. Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public, you know who I am. I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:01Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:11Do it. We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:21Holy shit!
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know
00:02:31Kill him!
00:02:34Kill him!
00:02:37And now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:57Eric!
00:03:58No!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Derek, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bree.
00:04:59And help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree,
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the Queen of Hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the Queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the Queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02That's the Queen of Hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:05but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:44Maybe you play for those
00:06:46cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take it.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, Hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:58What a loser.
00:07:58Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:35This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:50Listen.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:12It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I just, I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and, well, he, he died.
00:09:39It's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Pree.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:09:59Uh, I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:06Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh, just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:25You know, your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:34They, uh, say you're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:12:02I think it's better if I left.
00:12:06Do you want to do my stuff?
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:19Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No, I'm not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying
00:12:41to rank me.
00:12:41You're damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05Let's just put him away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The Master of Magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing
00:13:19them on the table like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:25You're fired.
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Halpera.
00:13:36Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:47Okay.
00:13:49Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What?
00:14:08Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:24Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it,
00:14:55in 15 seconds, you can keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:03But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree, it's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:45Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree, look at that.
00:15:59You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine, deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:08Here we go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:16:365...
00:16:384...
00:16:393...
00:16:412...
00:17:03Absolutely...
00:17:04Impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way I don't think I've ever seen anything like this nobody but the master of magic could have
00:17:14done this
00:17:19No, no, no, you you clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us. I knew it
00:17:24Yeah, of course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing, but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:30now
00:17:32It's got a show to prep
00:17:35Sophie Eugene stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work. Come on
00:17:42Samuel you believe you really did it right? I don't know what to believe
00:17:49Oh, come on the show opens in a few days. We need to prep. Oh, you don't have to worry
00:17:55about prepping
00:18:06This is not gonna be a show
00:18:09Who is this? It's Richard Kim. He produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15Samuel hates him Richard get the hell out of my theater your theater. Oh, no, no my little friend. This
00:18:24is now my theater
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner which as of this morning is me
00:18:33I bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the
00:18:40hell out
00:18:43You can't just buy the theater
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled. I'll lose everything
00:18:57If Brie loses this show the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child
00:19:02Will be destroyed. Hey, we still have a contract. You can't just kick us out
00:19:06Hey, doll face. How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk
00:19:13I'm this show's producer. If you cancel the show. I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater. I'll give you a chance a
00:19:23Head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep your contract my team wins
00:19:31Your contract is terminated and you go back to doing a birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:37deal
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against great the competition will be tonight
00:19:47Tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week. Not my problem. Hope you have a good backup team
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see who will get this theater
00:20:05and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry we have an ace up our sleeve
00:20:15Daniel
00:20:16You got to be kidding. You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:23It's all or nothing for us. All right, Richard Kim isn't sending lightweights this brawl. He's got world-class real
00:20:30Magicians and no problem. I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kim sends to us and now the challenges
00:20:37Richard Kim's latest sensation
00:20:40Matt Von Buren
00:20:56Oh God, no, what how did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars. He's one of the best in the world
00:21:14That guy
00:21:15Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass. Yeah bring him on now for the first act or should I
00:21:22say miracle?
00:21:24Before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that
00:21:30our top judges
00:21:32Can't figure out
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37wins
00:21:38Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix for close-up magic last year. This plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:43He's way beyond Xavier's league
00:21:47We're gonna lose
00:21:54Maybe not
00:21:56Showtime
00:22:02Xavier
00:22:19You should go out this wrong
00:22:23What he he's not even a magician. He's just the guy that cleans up duff shit. Yeah Xavier's the best
00:22:29of all of us. Yeah
00:22:30Look girl, I know you have a little crush on a little prop boy, but leave this to the real
00:22:33magicians
00:22:33Samuel you can't seriously be considering this. I mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant, but I need a Hail Mary right now
00:22:57Daniel
00:23:05Oh my God you're prop boy
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren
00:23:12Don't worry kid this will be over real quick
00:23:14And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong
00:23:17It's a shame though cuz Matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad. You'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:24Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act. He's one of the best in the world
00:23:28They say he might even get a six-star soon
00:23:30There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade
00:23:33No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing. Okay. He knows he doesn't have a chance
00:23:37So he's already looking for excuses
00:23:39When he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43Boss this guy is a hack
00:23:45He's gonna make a fool out of all of us
00:23:47It's a two out of three competition
00:23:49We need to judge their strength
00:23:52Oh, I get it
00:23:54Okay, you see Samuel sending Daniel out to get slaughtered and then I come in and save the day
00:23:59Worth that
00:23:59He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:24He's trying to be embarrassed
00:24:26It's sad
00:24:26He really thought that he could hang with the pros
00:24:28No
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me
00:24:36Don't feel too bad
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous
00:24:49Maybe you should be
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:59God
00:25:00He's frozen with fear
00:25:01Come on, Daniel
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely
00:25:09Oh my God
00:25:11What a shit show
00:25:12He's not even prepping it
00:25:14Hey, newbie
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:18I'm good
00:25:21No
00:25:23I'm good
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:28And you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren
00:25:52Pay attention
00:25:54This is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:11He's finished!
00:26:12Yes!
00:26:13I can't believe this is part of the show
00:26:17That was seamless
00:26:19Unbelievable
00:26:19Even I don't know how he did that
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick
00:26:24That's even his fraction as good as Matt's
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done
00:26:35If I didn't know any better
00:26:36I'd say it's a miracle
00:26:37I'm stumped
00:26:39Well done
00:26:39You're three for three
00:26:41You have stumped our judges
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy
00:26:57I mean, your trick wasn't bad
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08Sure you do
00:27:09Please, enlighten us
00:27:11Tell us all how I did my trick
00:27:14All in good time
00:27:16Idiot, everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:18Pathetic
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up?
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33Hey there
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44I think he can do it
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think
00:27:47Okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl
00:27:51Who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53If it weren't for you
00:27:54We wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07Here
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:10Ooh
00:28:12Magic
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy
00:28:18You need to end this
00:28:20Now
00:28:21You're
00:28:25You're right
00:28:29I swore off my old life
00:28:39But I can't keep running forever
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now but first
00:28:56I'm gonna need some help
00:28:59Bree
00:29:00Bree
00:29:00Could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me
00:29:10This is just sad
00:29:20You all know magic
00:29:22Is an illusion
00:29:23But still
00:29:25You hold out hope
00:29:26That one day you'll experience
00:29:27Something so incredible
00:29:28You can never explain it
00:29:30In a million years
00:29:31Well isn't this like life?
00:29:34See every day
00:29:35You experience your reality
00:29:36Through your senses
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust
00:29:39Your senses?
00:29:45Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48Just be an illusion
00:29:52Don't blink
00:29:53You'll miss it
00:30:08That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened
00:30:12You're supposed to change
00:30:13The water into wine
00:30:14Hey Mr. Kensington
00:30:15I told you
00:30:16You shouldn't have put
00:30:17That glorified janitor up
00:30:18To take my place
00:30:19You should have
00:30:20Respected my ranking
00:30:21No
00:30:22I think
00:30:23There's something else going on
00:30:25Now I apologize
00:30:26Ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27I can't seem to complete
00:30:28My transformation
00:30:30I knew it
00:30:31This theater is mine
00:30:33Without one final piece
00:30:35Of equipment
00:30:35Which will be coming
00:30:37Right about
00:30:39Now
00:30:50What's he doing?
00:30:52He's such a
00:30:53Cake knife?
00:30:54He's gonna shatter that glass
00:30:56All over the floor
00:31:02How?
00:31:13Unbelievable
00:31:14That's amazing
00:31:22Whoa
00:31:23That is fast
00:31:24There you go
00:31:25That's great
00:31:26My judges
00:31:27You're young man
00:31:29That's incredible
00:31:34Cake
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine
00:31:37Reduction sauce
00:31:38Really good
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake
00:31:41The only person
00:31:42I've ever seen
00:31:42Do a trick like this
00:31:43Was the master of magic
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment
00:32:03Judges
00:32:04What do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea
00:32:07Not a clue
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie
00:32:17We turn back
00:32:18To the magicians themselves
00:32:20Daniel?
00:32:21You said earlier
00:32:23You know how Matthew
00:32:24Did his trick
00:32:25Tell us
00:32:26Yeah
00:32:27Tell us
00:32:29He dropped in
00:32:30Edible iron filaments
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan
00:32:36Spun the iron
00:32:37Ironizing
00:32:39Turning the water red
00:32:40And giving it
00:32:41The earthy flavors
00:32:42Of a wine
00:32:45That's
00:32:46Correct
00:32:49Amazing
00:32:50And Matthew
00:32:52How did Daniel
00:32:54Do his trick?
00:32:58I
00:32:59I don't know
00:33:02And with that
00:33:03Daniel wins
00:33:04Our first round
00:33:11You did it
00:33:12I need a knife
00:33:20Let's give him cake
00:33:23Well done, young man
00:33:25The only other magician
00:33:28That could have accomplished
00:33:29That transformation
00:33:30Was the master of magic
00:33:35No
00:33:35No
00:33:36He didn't transform anything
00:33:37He didn't even teleport
00:33:39He must have cheated
00:33:40There's no way
00:33:41An untrained worker
00:33:42Has that much level of skill
00:33:44Exactly
00:33:45He probably blackmailed the judges
00:33:46Or something
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us
00:33:52With your performance
00:33:53How was I supposed to know
00:33:54He was gonna do that
00:33:54With the cup
00:33:55And teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter
00:34:02Get out of my face
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians
00:34:05To get to work
00:34:07You think you've won
00:34:10You haven't won shit
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A team
00:34:20Kate
00:34:29Miss Barlow
00:34:30Miss Barlow
00:34:30Thank you for joining us
00:34:33That's Kate Barlow
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion
00:34:36In parlor magic
00:34:37And an actual six star magician
00:34:40Alright
00:34:41Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty
00:34:49You had your little fun
00:34:51In the first round
00:34:51But now
00:34:52Watch an actual prep
00:34:54A real magician
00:34:55Doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57Or cause some fake
00:34:59Amateur distractions
00:34:59A real magician
00:35:01Doesn't need to
00:35:02Because she
00:35:03Has hard earned skills
00:35:05Now
00:35:07Yeah
00:35:08Get him Sophie
00:35:09Always nice to see
00:35:10A fellow female on stage
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:13Oh
00:35:14You think so
00:35:15Your rank is impressive
00:35:17But it doesn't scare me
00:35:19Oh
00:35:19You think I brought in
00:35:20Miss Barlow
00:35:21Just for her rank
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26Because she was the protege
00:35:28Of the master of magic
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows
00:35:34Funny
00:35:35I don't remember training her
00:35:38You were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41She wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him
00:35:45That's why he disappeared
00:35:47That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51Make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:53So what you're saying
00:35:54Is that we have to compete against somebody
00:35:56Who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:59So what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:01Shut up
00:36:03Barlow
00:36:03Miss Barlow
00:36:05It is an honor to compete
00:36:08With a magician
00:36:09Of your caliber
00:36:11I wish I could say the same
00:36:13But honestly
00:36:15It's an insult
00:36:16You're even trying to compete
00:36:18So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:23And publicly declare myself
00:36:26The new master of magic
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34This next act is even harder than our first
00:36:37It is all about quick change magic
00:36:40Transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43In 30 seconds
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes
00:36:48Held by the master of magic
00:36:55Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds
00:36:59There's no way you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:06Hell
00:37:07There's not a magic technique in the world
00:37:09That would make that trick possible
00:37:10Only the master of magic
00:37:11Would be able to do that
00:37:12I know every one of his secrets
00:37:15Are you saying
00:37:17You're going to break
00:37:17The master of magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music
00:37:38One
00:37:39Two
00:37:39Right
00:37:40Three
00:37:41Standard
00:37:43Oh my god
00:37:44Her pace
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49She's about to break the record
00:37:50Oh my god
00:37:52This is unreal
00:37:53This is history
00:37:56That is 18 changes
00:37:58Ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00We have a new world record
00:38:01And possibly
00:38:02A new master of magic
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it
00:38:09The concentration
00:38:10The skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14She had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:16I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20For a second there I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:22But no
00:38:23She's a fraud like the rest
00:38:25Sophie
00:38:26You can beat that, right?
00:38:28I can only manage 9 or 10 changes
00:38:31But not 18
00:38:35Well
00:38:36Are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:42No one can do that
00:38:44We should just give up
00:38:45Come on Sophie
00:38:46There has to be some chance
00:38:48Okay
00:38:48You don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:51No one can do that
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl with money
00:38:55Who tried to get into magic
00:38:56But you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58Okay
00:38:59You put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:00Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:06As the new master of magic
00:39:09Come on
00:39:10One of you at least has to try
00:39:12I can't lose this contract
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility
00:39:16And they will starve
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:21Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand
00:39:25I would try
00:39:26But I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:39:29Well, well
00:39:30Looks like I won
00:39:32Sir
00:39:34Are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:37You're going to betray your boss
00:39:39Right in front of him
00:39:40Might as well
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43Sorry, Samuel
00:39:44You should not put your faith
00:39:46In a stupid girl
00:39:46Who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:48It's over
00:39:49The theater is mine
00:39:53I failed them
00:39:55I failed the originate
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel
00:40:02Hey, watch
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:09We still have a shot
00:40:12I'm going to take it
00:40:13Daniel, stop
00:40:13You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:15I won't let you
00:40:16Marie
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up
00:40:24The winners are
00:40:25Wait
00:40:29The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34That's adorable
00:40:35Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage
00:40:40Really, Samuel?
00:40:42You're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him
00:40:48But Samuel just wouldn't listen
00:40:50This worker conned him
00:40:51Just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54Hey, that's not true
00:40:55The only reason why he's here
00:40:56Is because Brie has a little crush on him
00:40:58That's enough
00:40:58Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03Is trying to save the show
00:41:05That's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:08Daniel
00:41:09Are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts
00:41:16Now
00:41:27We're waiting
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes
00:41:31He's going so fast
00:41:32I can't keep track of them
00:41:37Hey, honey
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him
00:41:47He has it under control
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control
00:41:51I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:53Hey, Brie
00:41:54You might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself
00:41:59For the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01Okay, seriously, get off the stage
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass
00:42:05Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro
00:42:07Hey, knock it off
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13And wasted my precious time
00:42:21Time
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time
00:42:31Stand still
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43This is
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48Let's find out
00:42:53I'm blank
00:43:04Congratulations
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition
00:43:10What a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17Are you sure about that?
00:43:34How did he do that?
00:43:3977
00:43:4078
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen
00:43:52We have 78 changes
00:43:54I don't believe it
00:43:55It's not possible
00:43:56It's impossible
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03But not for the master of magic
00:44:06Wait
00:44:07Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:10The misdirect you used
00:44:13Showmanship
00:44:14The transformation on a massive scale
00:44:18Ladies and gentlemen
00:44:19You have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic
00:44:25Oh my god
00:44:32I knew it
00:44:33I knew it
00:44:34Oh
00:44:36Karl
00:44:38I just made an ass of myself
00:44:41In front of the real master of magic
00:44:44Without question
00:44:45I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48To declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:51Ladies and gentlemen
00:44:53You heard it
00:44:53Daniel wins the competition
00:44:57Daniel
00:44:58Daniel
00:44:59Daniel
00:45:00Daniel
00:45:01Daniel
00:45:03Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:06Please
00:45:07Please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:10That I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:13How dare you lie to me
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud
00:45:19Get out of here
00:45:24I spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:30Cause I know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:33You were a world class cat burglar
00:45:39Tonight
00:45:40The Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:51That you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:55Here
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:06I won both rounds to competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes
00:46:12Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:15That was the deal
00:46:17Right, of course
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:33Yeah
00:46:37That was so good
00:46:43Wow, everybody give it up for the master of magic
00:46:47Wow
00:46:50You know, Daniel
00:46:51When I first saw you
00:46:52I knew that you were special
00:46:54Yeah, of course
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see
00:46:57He was the master of magic
00:46:59And honestly
00:47:01I just feel
00:47:03So honored
00:47:04To be standing in the same room as you
00:47:06Right now
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:15Oh, no, we were just joking
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:26We were just, you know
00:47:27Showing him some love
00:47:28Yeah
00:47:29The three of you
00:47:31Your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38I think
00:47:39Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word
00:47:44No, we don't
00:47:44I don't like that
00:47:46You know
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50Maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:52Will do you three some good
00:48:01I know, I see it
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:05Disgusting
00:48:06What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go, just go
00:48:08We have to go here
00:48:14So, you're really him
00:48:18Master of magic
00:48:19I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:24If you want to stay
00:48:27I gladly open for you
00:48:29And give you the marquee performance
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave
00:48:35It's, well, it's completely
00:48:37Your decision
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:48:44You'd hate me
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic
00:48:50That may be true
00:48:53But nobody else
00:48:55Could ever do what you did up here
00:49:10That bracelet
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey
00:49:29All this time and I didn't recognize you
00:49:31Daniel Angier
00:49:33And you're still the same
00:49:34The older brother looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt
00:49:39He'd come running
00:49:42What mattered the most
00:49:44I let him down
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:53And he was so proud of you
00:49:54The only time you let him down
00:49:57Is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you
00:50:04And your gifts
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:08You're still the master of magic
00:50:11You just have to claim it
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We want an interview!
00:50:22In here
00:50:33I could have sworn he went this way
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere
00:50:44You have fans
00:50:46Well that sounds
00:50:48Awful
00:50:49You have to be here
00:51:10You have to be here
00:51:10You have to be here
00:51:10You have to be here
00:51:11You have to be here
00:51:11You have to be here
00:51:11You have to be here
00:51:11You have to be here
00:51:11You have to be here
00:51:12You have to be here
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:55This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:37Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:26But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Hey, who wants millions for this place?
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:49Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the
00:54:55world.
00:54:56Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:42And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:45Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:51We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in nobody's hands.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see the cart of a deader boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that, a key.
00:57:17And then...
00:57:20My own two writing system.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:05I am a cluzz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just...
00:58:08Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no.
00:58:10Get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:13Garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's edible failure.
00:58:21I've seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:31Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:07Yeah.
00:59:08Ladies.
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already hit them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23we wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28Alright.
00:59:29We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before that, the hitler monocle.
01:01:04So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:07You'll see for yourself in three, two, one.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14Can you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I can't resist.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:27Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Dammit.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Dammit.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38Like that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new distraction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:56You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay, ay.
01:02:00These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too bad for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42But to save the orphans,
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using the new slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No way.
01:03:05I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, we will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh my gosh!
01:03:28Amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh my goodness, he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real illustration.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid out!
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:03Why did Sam Hilders happen?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies?
01:04:08Are we getting played by him?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginner's luck.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in with us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you if you try to double cross us.
01:04:44Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:49Hot blazes!
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were gonna pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:01And I couldn't double cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:07We're too good.
01:05:08We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic takes
01:05:12puts you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London,
01:05:29the New York Federal Reserve,
01:05:29and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:39No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down.
01:06:04Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shut him up.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying you've done this before,
01:06:29so it's not a problem.
01:06:30Stop bothering her with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:02Give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:08You really think you can be faster than me?
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:20She won't get it open.
01:07:21The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35What?
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53Quiet, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if he'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up!
01:08:41Tickle him!
01:08:45Power for the magic words.
01:08:46Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open Sesame.
01:08:52W na w na w?
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in all the heads?
01:09:05Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20Oh, damn.
01:09:21There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the KSPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:47You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy, but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:22He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:27He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:30You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:55And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:18My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hudster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:34That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46Huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:01That's enough.
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30If you're stealing from me, it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:38Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Just who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:55No!
01:14:56No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:58No!
01:15:06You did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it!
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows and the library
01:15:29we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found the
01:15:35money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:42mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:15:49magician okay i guess we'll see you nicely always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:08the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:17charity angia
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