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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:05you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer, I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous. I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way. Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public, you know who I am. I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:01Okay, well we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:11Do it. We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:21Holy shit!
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know
00:02:31Kill him!
00:02:34Kill him!
00:02:37And now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:34Kill him!
00:03:37Kill him!
00:03:40Kill him!
00:03:51Kill him!
00:03:56Ahhhh!
00:03:57Agh!
00:03:58No!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Derek, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Brie and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed.
00:05:39All right.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Brie,
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:05but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:07Oh, you know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:06:44Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Pick one.
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:35This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What the?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:12It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:16I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21So you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night for you.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20Why didn't you agree?
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00Drop, Lord!
00:12:02What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:19Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33Not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:12:39the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05Let's just put him away.
00:13:06Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless,
00:13:17maybe you should put them away properly
00:13:18instead of throwing them on the table
00:13:20like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:25You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job,
00:13:30I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Halpera.
00:13:36Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What?
00:14:08Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington,
00:14:17Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:24Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35You would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:47Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:54without damaging it,
00:14:55in 15 seconds,
00:14:58you can keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic
00:15:03could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But if you can't,
00:15:06I demand, as a three-star magician,
00:15:10that you fire him.
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it,
00:15:18Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree, it's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:45Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now, if I win,
00:15:50you're all gonna have to start treating Bree
00:15:52with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree, look at that.
00:15:59You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine. Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:08Here we go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in 5, 4, 3, 2...
00:17:02Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No.
00:17:19No, no, no.
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck
00:17:22while Bree was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it.
00:17:24Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:32Now, we've got a show to prep.
00:17:35Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling out those cards
00:17:38and let's get to work.
00:17:39Come on.
00:17:42Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Now, come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater.
00:18:21Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:23This is now my theater.
00:18:26What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:31Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:33I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies
00:18:39have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:43You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be.
00:18:49You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show,
00:18:59the orphanage that I grew up in,
00:19:00that saved my life as a child,
00:19:02will be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy
00:19:10while being cut in half
00:19:11and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer.
00:19:15And if you cancel the show,
00:19:16I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:26Your old man and his team wins.
00:19:28You keep your contract.
00:19:29My team wins.
00:19:31Your contract is terminated.
00:19:32Then you go back to doing birthday parties
00:19:35for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor
00:19:42with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:47His cast doesn't come out for another week.
00:19:49Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:00aren't you ready for the epic
00:20:02no-holds-barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this theater
00:20:05and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry.
00:20:12We have an ace at first leave.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering
00:20:19putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably making
00:20:21a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:23It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right?
00:20:25Richard Kin isn't sending
00:20:26lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class,
00:20:29real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on
00:20:33anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now,
00:20:36the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation,
00:20:41Matt Von Bjerg!
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:20:59How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician
00:21:06to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:15Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act,
00:21:21or should I say miracle,
00:21:24before each magician
00:21:25is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn
00:21:28their water into wine
00:21:29in a way that our top judges
00:21:32can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump
00:21:36the most judges wins.
00:21:37Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix
00:21:40for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:41This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:01Xavier.
00:22:06Xavier.
00:22:07Not you.
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy
00:22:27that cleans up tough shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl,
00:22:30I know you have a little crush
00:22:31and a little prop boy,
00:22:32but leave this with a real magician.
00:22:34Samuel,
00:22:34you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean,
00:22:37that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician
00:22:40from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant,
00:22:54but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help
00:23:10against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back
00:23:16to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:17It's a shame, though,
00:23:19because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21If he'll get beat so bad,
00:23:23he'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician
00:23:32in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance,
00:23:37so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39But when he loses,
00:23:40he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:47It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:49We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out
00:23:56to get slaughtered,
00:23:57and then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Worth that.
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:13I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there
00:24:23as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26Sad.
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:24:28No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:36Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass
00:24:54the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God, he's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:12He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:18I'm good.
00:25:21No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:28and you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then, first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:54This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:11It's finished!
00:26:12Yes!
00:26:13We're waiting to start the show.
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:35If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:41Three, buddy.
00:26:42All right, man.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:57I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:21You're up.
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:21You're...
00:28:24You're right.
00:28:28I swore off my old life.
00:28:39But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen.
00:28:50Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first, I'm going to need some help.
00:28:59Bree, could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:28you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:45Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:53Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:05You're supposed to be an illusion.
00:30:09You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:21You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:24going on I apologize ladies and gentlemen I can't seem to complete my
00:30:29transformation I knew it this theater is mine without one final piece of
00:30:35equipment which will be coming right about now
00:30:51what's he doing he's such a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03how
00:31:25my judges incredible
00:31:34cake the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake the only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was
00:31:43the master of magic
00:31:54how is this possible
00:32:02now for the critical moment judges what do you think do you know how he did it I have no
00:32:07idea
00:32:07not a clue
00:32:10and you Jennifer I'm completely sunk
00:32:15well in the case of a tie we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21Daniel you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us
00:32:26yeah tell us
00:32:29he dropped in edible iron filmates
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron ionizing
00:32:39turning the water red giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:44that's
00:32:45that's
00:32:46that's
00:32:47that's
00:32:49amazing
00:32:50amazing
00:32:50and Matthew
00:32:52how did Daniel do his trick
00:32:58I
00:32:59I don't know
00:33:02and with that
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round
00:33:05oh
00:33:06oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:07oh
00:33:08oh
00:33:08oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:09oh
00:33:10oh
00:33:11oh
00:33:11oh
00:33:11oh
00:33:11oh
00:33:12oh
00:33:12oh
00:33:18I need a knife
00:33:20let's give him cake
00:33:23oh
00:33:24oh
00:33:24oh
00:33:24oh
00:33:25oh
00:33:25oh
00:33:25oh
00:33:26oh
00:33:27oh
00:33:27oh
00:33:28oh
00:33:28that could have accomplished that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic
00:33:35no
00:33:35no
00:33:36he didn't transform anything
00:33:37he didn't even teleport
00:33:39he must have cheated
00:33:40there's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:44exactly
00:33:45he probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:49how could you let him beat you
00:33:51you embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53how was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges
00:33:56who is that guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter
00:34:02get out of my face
00:34:04it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won shit
00:34:13it's time to bring out my A team
00:34:20Kate
00:34:20Barlow
00:34:29Miss Barlow
00:34:30thank you for joining us
00:34:32that's
00:34:34that's Kate Barlow
00:34:35she's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:37and an actual six star magician
00:34:40all right
00:34:41who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic
00:34:48that's Sophie's specialty
00:34:49you had your little fun in the first round
00:34:51but now
00:34:52watch an actual pro
00:34:54a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:00a real magician doesn't need to
00:35:02because she
00:35:03has hard-earned skills
00:35:05now
00:35:07yeah
00:35:08get him Sophie
00:35:09always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh
00:35:14you think so
00:35:15your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me
00:35:19oh
00:35:19you think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank
00:35:23you didn't
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything he knows
00:35:34funny
00:35:35I don't remember training her
00:35:38you were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43he realized that she was better than him
00:35:45that's why he
00:35:46disappeared
00:35:47that can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that
00:35:52if it wasn't true
00:35:53so what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete
00:35:55against somebody who's
00:35:56better than the master of magic?
00:35:59oh so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:02shut up
00:36:03ah
00:36:04Miss Barlow
00:36:05it is an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:09of your caliber
00:36:11I wish I could say the same
00:36:13but honestly
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete
00:36:18so why are you here?
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:23and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34this next act is even harder than our first
00:36:37it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds
00:36:45the world record is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master of magic
00:36:56do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58that's a change every two seconds
00:36:59there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:06hell
00:37:07there's not a magic technique in the world
00:37:09that would make that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic
00:37:11would be able to do that
00:37:12I know every one of his secrets
00:37:15are you saying
00:37:17you're going to break
00:37:17the master of magic's record?
00:37:20who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:38one, two, three, standard
00:37:43oh my god, her pace
00:37:44how is she doing?
00:37:48is she about to break the record?
00:37:49they're about to break the record
00:37:51this is unreal
00:37:53this is history
00:37:56that is 18 changes
00:37:58ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it
00:38:09the concentration
00:38:10the skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:16I wouldn't believe it
00:38:17if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there
00:38:21I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:22but no
00:38:23she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:25Sophie
00:38:26you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage 9 or 10 changes
00:38:31but not 18
00:38:35well
00:38:36are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:42no one can do that
00:38:44we should just give up
00:38:45come on, Sophie
00:38:46there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay, you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:51no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl with money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58okay, you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:00are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new master of magic?
00:39:10come on
00:39:10one of you at least has to try
00:39:12I can't lose this contract
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:21Xavier?
00:39:23if I had my hand
00:39:25I would try
00:39:26but I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:39:29well, well
00:39:30looks like I won
00:39:32sir
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37really?
00:39:38you're going to betray your boss
00:39:39right in front of him
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43sorry, Samuel
00:39:44you should not put your faith
00:39:46in a stupid girl
00:39:46who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:48it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine
00:39:53I failed them
00:39:55I failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them, Daniel
00:40:02hey, watch
00:40:03where are you going?
00:40:06what is he doing?
00:40:10we still have a shot
00:40:12I'm going to take it
00:40:13Daniel, stop
00:40:13you can't just go out there
00:40:14and embarrass yourself
00:40:15I won't let you
00:40:16Bree
00:40:17do you trust me?
00:40:22and with the Kensington team giving up
00:40:24the winners are
00:40:25wait
00:40:29the Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:35do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage
00:40:40really, Samuel
00:40:42you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44this loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:40:46sir, we tried to warn him
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't listen
00:40:50this worker conned him
00:40:51just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54hey, that's not true
00:40:55the only reason why he's here
00:40:56is because Bree has a little crush on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:58ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01the producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:07Daniel
00:41:08are you ready?
00:41:11your time starts
00:41:15now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast
00:41:32I can't keep track of them
00:41:33what's he doing?
00:41:35what's he doing?
00:41:36what's he doing?
00:41:36what's he doing?
00:41:37what's he doing?
00:41:37hey, honey
00:41:38it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40but I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing, boy?
00:41:46just trust him
00:41:47he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me?
00:41:50if he has it under control
00:41:51I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:53hey, Bree
00:41:54you might want to turn around for this one
00:41:56okay?
00:41:57your boyfriend is about to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01okay, seriously
00:42:02get off the stage
00:42:03you look like a fucking ass
00:42:05yo, buddy
00:42:06you're not getting 18, bro
00:42:07knock it off
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11are you happy?
00:42:12you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time?
00:42:21time
00:42:22time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25see, we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these, it's like time
00:42:31stands still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43this is
00:42:46what's he gonna do?
00:42:48let's find out
00:42:53not blink
00:43:04congratulations
00:43:05one change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well, I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that?
00:43:34how did he do that?
00:43:3977
00:43:4078
00:43:50ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes
00:43:54I don't believe it
00:43:55it's not possible
00:43:56it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03but not for the master of magic
00:44:05wait
00:44:07is he the real master of magic?
00:44:10the misdirect you used
00:44:13showmanship
00:44:14the transformation on a massive stage
00:44:18scale
00:44:18ladies and gentlemen
00:44:19you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man is the master of magic
00:44:26oh my god
00:44:28oh my god
00:44:33I knew it
00:44:33I knew it
00:44:34I knew it
00:44:35oh god
00:44:38I just made an ax of myself
00:44:40in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44without question
00:44:45I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:51ladies and gentlemen
00:44:53you heard it
00:44:53Daniel wins the competition
00:44:58Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel
00:45:06please
00:45:07please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:10that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:13how dare you lie to me
00:45:15you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud
00:45:19get out of here
00:45:24I spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:30because I know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40tonight the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:51that you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:55here
00:45:58down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say
00:46:03ready to make some real money
00:46:06I won both rounds to competition didn't I
00:46:10well yes
00:46:12then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:15that was the deal
00:46:17right of course
00:46:19but what do you think of my offer
00:46:22what do I think of your offer
00:46:30why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:42wow everybody give it up for the master of magic
00:46:46wow
00:46:50you know Daniel when I first saw you I knew that you were special
00:46:54yeah of course
00:46:56I mean even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic
00:46:59and honestly um I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:10you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:12after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:15oh no we were just joking right guys you're gonna stay with us right Daniel yeah of course he's gonna
00:47:25stay with us we're just you know
00:47:27join him some love
00:47:29the three of you
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the greatest
00:47:35magician of all time
00:47:38I think
00:47:39Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41punishment?
00:47:42punishment is a very strong word
00:47:44no you don't
00:47:44I don't like that
00:47:46you know
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:52will do you three some good
00:48:00I know I see it
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:04disgusting
00:48:06what are you doing here for
00:48:08go
00:48:08just go
00:48:08we have to go
00:48:10here
00:48:14so
00:48:15you're really him
00:48:18master of magic
00:48:19I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:24if you want to stay
00:48:27I gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you the marquee performance
00:48:32but whether you stay or leave
00:48:35it's
00:48:35well it's completely
00:48:37your decision
00:48:39so what do you say?
00:48:42if you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:48:44you'd hate me
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic
00:48:50that may be true
00:48:52but
00:48:53nobody else
00:48:55could ever do
00:48:56what you did up here
00:49:10that bracelet
00:49:13could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27hey
00:49:29all this time
00:49:30and I didn't recognize you
00:49:31Daniel Angier
00:49:33and you're still the same
00:49:34the older brother
00:49:36looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:38anytime Eric got hurt
00:49:39he'd come running
00:49:42what I mattered the most
00:49:44I let him down
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:53and he was so proud of you
00:49:54the only time
00:49:56you let him down
00:49:57was when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:00what?
00:50:01Eric believed in you
00:50:04in your gifts
00:50:05don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:08you're still the master of magic
00:50:11you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21we want an interview!
00:50:23in here
00:50:33I could have sworn he went this way
00:50:35you have to be here somewhere
00:50:44you are fans
00:50:46well that sounds
00:50:48awful
00:51:16I don't know.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:55This looks way worse than the one we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:15What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Ah.
00:52:56If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:05See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your once millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:55Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:07Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:36Hmm.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:42And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:48And then, snip his manhood off.
00:55:51We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of blizzers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all these ends.
00:56:38It's not like he's a clone.
00:56:39We'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:49But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that.
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then?
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:21Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jeez, you got a whole soda walk around, and you can't watch the step?
00:58:05I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:20I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot, and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Although maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:54Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:09Ladies, those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:12No one is that good.
00:59:14He probably already hit them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23we wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:25Is that perfect, dumb taxi?
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55So, it's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it look like Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch your swag.
01:00:42It is already starting so hard.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hitler monocle.
01:01:04So, how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:07You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:12Oh, my God.
01:01:14You smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:22Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I can't, it is east.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:27Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:32Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And with that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:01:51they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:56You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:00These vortex on our beach
01:02:01can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how
01:02:04he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:05Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested,
01:02:07and that will be the biggest
01:02:09destruction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks
01:02:12he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Oh, my God.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too bad for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind,
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using
01:02:47Zindra's loot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a ball guard.
01:03:00My patruma is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:05I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, we will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh, my God.
01:03:28What's amazing on your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real illustration.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off.
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:03Why did Sam Hildas happen?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners.
01:04:17Look, right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in with us.
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:07We're too good.
01:05:08We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic takes
01:05:12puts you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alyssa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes
01:05:27at the Bank of London,
01:05:29the New York Federal Reserve,
01:05:29and Fort Knox all in one week.
01:05:31Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers,
01:05:36mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:39No wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:42Yeah, me.
01:05:45Fortunately,
01:05:46that one thief
01:05:47was me
01:05:48six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying to take credit
01:05:53for my heist?
01:06:03One down,
01:06:04three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Meep, meep.
01:06:16Alyssa,
01:06:16you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you
01:06:23who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts him off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:28you've done this before,
01:06:29so she's not a problem.
01:06:30Stop bothering her
01:06:31with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert cancelled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know
01:06:53the interior had been modified
01:06:54to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen
01:06:58the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh,
01:07:02give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies,
01:07:04we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:08You really think you can be fester than me?
01:07:11I am the one
01:07:11who cracks the safe,
01:07:12not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa,
01:07:17you got this.
01:07:18No,
01:07:18she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:20She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling,
01:07:23it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know
01:07:24what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting,
01:07:37you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different part
01:07:50of the door.
01:07:51Look,
01:07:51the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53My idiot
01:07:54had almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should
01:08:00give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it,
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we
01:08:04stopped him from
01:08:05robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up
01:08:12what they already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell
01:08:23are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiota
01:08:25trying to pray
01:08:26his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk
01:08:29the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well,
01:08:31if you'd stop talking
01:08:32and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:33sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a computer
01:08:38code 9
01:08:38at the vault.
01:08:40Time's up.
01:08:41Tackle him.
01:08:45How for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00Oh, the hell?
01:09:02Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in all the hits?
01:09:05Ladies,
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:21There's got to be
01:09:22near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking
01:09:24a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to
01:09:27buy the mention
01:09:28of the KSPNC.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think
01:09:43you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are
01:09:49so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think
01:09:51we were going to let you
01:09:52walk out of here
01:09:53with some money?
01:09:56We played you
01:09:57the entire time
01:09:58and you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording
01:10:03us the entire time,
01:10:05except I put a bug in them
01:10:06to remove all of us
01:10:07from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought
01:10:12you could hang
01:10:12with the three links?
01:10:14You were just
01:10:14our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens
01:10:16when you try to run
01:10:17this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim,
01:10:22we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you
01:10:23to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more
01:10:30than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid
01:10:34he put all his
01:10:34valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies,
01:10:36we can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser
01:10:42is too dumb
01:10:43to realize we're
01:10:44taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:48It's like he wanted
01:10:49us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy,
01:10:53but you shouldn't have
01:10:53tried to swim
01:10:54with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that
01:10:57next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:04Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly
01:11:09who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea
01:11:14who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down,
01:11:18Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:22He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web
01:11:26the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You weren't his.
01:11:30You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy
01:11:39like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots
01:11:58are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just
01:12:00waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:18My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:34That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch
01:12:40that got me put away
01:12:42for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46Huh?
01:12:46But as I recall,
01:12:48I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down
01:12:54that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect
01:13:10that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:01That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11I sewed like a bunch of hogs
01:14:13before getting butchered
01:14:14for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police
01:14:19are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make
01:14:20their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been
01:14:34using your casino
01:14:35as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:37in the United States.
01:14:38Not even your billions
01:14:39can get you out of this.
01:14:42Just who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic,
01:14:48you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:55No!
01:14:55No!
01:14:56No!
01:14:56No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:57No!
01:14:58No!
01:15:00No!
01:15:06No!
01:15:07We did it, Eric.
01:15:08We did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:09cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans
01:15:12from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids
01:15:14through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love
01:15:23all the colors
01:15:24in the stained glass windows
01:15:27and the library we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found
01:15:35the money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:43mommy daddy let's get ice cream for the show yeah ice cream read my mind you're like a little
01:15:49magician okay i guess we'll see you next week always looking forward to it let's go get that
01:15:54ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:08the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:18charity angier
01:16:20so
01:16:23you
01:16:24you
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