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00:00:06you sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never
00:00:11let anything happen to you it's showtime
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time you young lady
00:00:42let's see your true self now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58and now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorten what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:19the most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23you sure about this he's dangerous but I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now Barry here is a billionaire
00:01:40casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:53you insult me in public you know who I am I can meet you disappear
00:01:58okay well we won't test Barry so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27the police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:02what are you looking at me for
00:03:03get him
00:03:09I'm
00:03:20you
00:03:20I'm
00:03:34I'm
00:03:34I'm
00:03:34I'm
00:03:34I'm
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl, we grew up with in the orphanage.
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Albra.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:33If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh, you know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still
00:06:13got to come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You want to play, you don't want to pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52Disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Pick him.
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot?
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should keep walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:51Listen.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30I was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Bree.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20Why didn't you cry?
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hands saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Pray.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:01Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:02Okay.
00:11:05Go.
00:11:06Go.
00:11:08Go.
00:11:08Go.
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:12:02I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08I'm just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:33No, not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:13Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:33I need you to find Brie.
00:13:35Alprin.
00:13:36Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:48Okay, please.
00:13:49You can buy an answer.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:51You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel.
00:14:33I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can
00:14:59keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds?
00:15:00That's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:49Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree.
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:02Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:09Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:16:365, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:17:03Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No!
00:17:20No, no, no.
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:32Now, it's got a show to prep.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling assholes cards and let's get to work.
00:17:39Come on!
00:17:42Samuel, you believe you really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Well, come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not gonna be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:10It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12It's Richard Kim.
00:18:13He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:21Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:23This is now my theater.
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:34I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be.
00:18:49You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:03Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm the show's producer.
00:19:15And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:19:32Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:47But his cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:50Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:00aren't you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see who will get this theater and who will
00:20:06be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry.
00:20:12We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right?
00:20:25Richard Kim isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kim sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:37Richard Kim's latest sensation.
00:20:41Matt Von Buren!
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle,
00:21:24before each magician is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges
00:21:33can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for close-up magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:55Showtime!
00:22:01Xavier!
00:22:05Xavier!
00:22:07Not you!
00:22:08What?
00:22:19you should go out this wrong
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit yeah xavier's the
00:22:29best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on the little prop boy
00:22:32but leave
00:22:33this with a real bunch of shit samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy
00:22:37is gonna piss himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god you're prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like
00:23:11matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:23:16shadows where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get
00:23:22so bad you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the
00:23:28best in the world they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six
00:23:32star magician
00:23:33in over a decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so
00:23:37he's already looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out
00:23:48of three competition
00:23:50we need to judge their strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get
00:23:57slaughtered and then i come in and save the day where's that he actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same ones enjoy your
00:24:17moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't believe he actually
00:24:22went there as if he was a real magician it's like he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really thought
00:24:27that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this just trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:59god he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:09absolutely oh my god what a shit show he's not even prepping it
00:25:14hey newbie this is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion i'm good
00:25:23no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you have what
00:25:30coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit tell you what it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40are you ready or do you need more time to prepare
00:25:43now i don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren
00:25:52pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:17that was seamless unbelievable even i don't know how he did that there's no way daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:26:29what do you think judges did matt von buren's trick fool you
00:26:33i have no idea how that was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick
00:26:49anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy
00:26:57i mean your trick wasn't bad
00:26:59i just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:14all in good time
00:27:16idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33hey there looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07here
00:28:08why don't you let me help you
00:28:11ooooh
00:28:12magic
00:28:15switch it now prop boy
00:28:18you need to end this
00:28:20now
00:28:20you're
00:28:24you're right
00:28:28i swore off my old wife
00:28:40but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first
00:28:56i'm gonna need some help
00:28:59brie
00:29:00could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing
00:29:08you gotta be kidding me
00:29:10this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic
00:29:22is an illusion
00:29:24but still
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:32well isn't this like life
00:29:34see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:37but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink
00:29:53you'll miss it
00:30:08that's it
00:30:11nothing happened
00:30:12you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey mr kensington
00:30:15i told you
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place
00:30:19you should have
00:30:20respected my ranking
00:30:21no
00:30:22i think
00:30:23there's something else going on
00:30:25now i apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30i knew it
00:30:31this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36which would be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:52he's such a cake knife
00:30:54he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:02how
00:31:12unbelievable
00:31:14that's amazing
00:31:18wow
00:31:23that is fast
00:31:24my judges
00:31:27incredible
00:31:35the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:38i can't believe i'm eating cake
00:31:41the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic
00:31:54how is this possible
00:32:01now for the critical moment
00:32:03judges
00:32:04what do you think
00:32:05do you know how he did it
00:32:07i have no idea
00:32:07not a clue
00:32:10and you jennifer
00:32:12i'm completely stumped
00:32:16well in the case of a tie
00:32:17we turn back to the magicians themselves
00:32:21daniel
00:32:21daniel
00:32:21you said earlier you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us
00:32:26yeah
00:32:27tell us
00:32:29he dropped in edible iron filaments
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:37ionizing
00:32:39turning the water red
00:32:40and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:44that's
00:32:45that's
00:32:46correct
00:32:49amazing
00:32:50and matthew
00:32:52how did daniel do his trick
00:33:00i don't know
00:33:02and with that daniel wins our first round
00:33:05oh
00:33:06no
00:33:07no
00:33:08no
00:33:09no
00:33:11no
00:33:12you did it
00:33:12oh
00:33:14you have your help
00:33:18i need a knife
00:33:20let's give him cake
00:33:23well done young man
00:33:26the only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic
00:33:35no
00:33:35no
00:33:36no
00:33:36he didn't transform anything
00:33:37he didn't even teleport
00:33:39he must have cheated
00:33:40there's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:44exactly
00:33:45okay
00:33:45can you probably blackmail the judges or something
00:33:49how could you let him beat you
00:33:51you embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53how was i supposed to know he was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the table
00:33:55the judges
00:33:56who is that guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter
00:34:02get out of my face
00:34:04it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won shit
00:34:13it's time to bring out my A-team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:29Ms. Barlow
00:34:31thank you for joining us
00:34:32that's Kate Barlow
00:34:35she's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual six star magician
00:34:40alright
00:34:41who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46second round is quick change magic
00:34:48that's Sophie's specialty
00:34:50you had your little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now
00:34:53watch an axle prep
00:34:54a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:00a real magician doesn't need to because she
00:35:03has hard earned skills
00:35:04now
00:35:07yeah
00:35:08get him Sophie
00:35:09always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12too bad i'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh
00:35:14you think so
00:35:15your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me
00:35:19oh you think i brought in Ms. Barlow just for her rank
00:35:23you didn't?
00:35:25i brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything he knows
00:35:34funny
00:35:35i don't remember training her
00:35:38you were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:41she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43he realized that she was better than him
00:35:45that's why he disappeared
00:35:48that can't be true right?
00:35:50Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:53so what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic
00:35:58oh so what? i'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:01shut up
00:36:04Ms. Barlow
00:36:06it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber
00:36:11i wish i could say the same
00:36:13but honestly it's an insult you're even trying to compete
00:36:18so why are you here?
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24and publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34this next act is even harder than our first
00:36:38it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds
00:36:45the world record is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master of magic
00:36:56do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58that's a change every two seconds
00:36:59there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01i could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07hell
00:37:07there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:37:13i know every one of his secrets
00:37:15are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:37:20who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:48you're about to break the record?
00:37:49you're about to break the record?
00:37:50oh my god
00:37:52this is unreal
00:37:53this is history
00:37:56that's it
00:37:57that is 18 changes
00:37:59ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic
00:38:06i can't believe she just did that
00:38:08i've never seen anything like it
00:38:10the concentration
00:38:11the skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:16i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:22but no
00:38:24she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:25sophie
00:38:26you can beat that right?
00:38:29i can only manage 9 or 10 changes but not 18
00:38:35well
00:38:36are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43no one can do that
00:38:44we should just give up
00:38:45come on sophie there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50i can't do that
00:38:52no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:01are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03or can i get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new master of magic?
00:39:10come on
00:39:10one of you at least has to try
00:39:12i can't lose this contract
00:39:14i have children that are my responsibility and they will starve
00:39:18sophie?
00:39:20eugene?
00:39:21savior?
00:39:23if i had my hand i would try
00:39:26but i don't even think i would stand a chance
00:39:29well well
00:39:30looks like i won
00:39:32sir
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37really?
00:39:38you're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43sorry samuel
00:39:44you should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:48it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine
00:39:53i failed them
00:39:55i failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them daniel
00:40:02hey watch where are you going?
00:40:06what is he doing?
00:40:09we still have a shot
00:40:12i'm gonna take it
00:40:13daniel stop
00:40:13you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself i won't let you
00:40:16brie
00:40:17if you trust me
00:40:22and with the kensington team giving up the winners are
00:40:26wait
00:40:30the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:36do you even know what a quick change act is prop boy?
00:40:39i'll manage
00:40:41really samuel you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44this loser has no chance of beating kate
00:40:46sir we tried to warn him but samuel just wouldn't listen
00:40:50this worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54hey that's not true
00:40:55the only reason why he's here is because brie has a little crush on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:58ooh is that what's going on?
00:41:01the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06i said that's enough
00:41:08daniel
00:41:09are you ready?
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:33what's he doing?
00:41:34what's he doing?
00:41:35is he even doing magic?
00:41:37hey honey
00:41:37it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy?
00:41:46really?
00:41:46just trust him
00:41:48he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me?
00:41:50if he has it under control
00:41:51i'm freaking merlin himself
00:41:53hey brie uh
00:41:55you might want to turn around for this one
00:41:57okay?
00:41:57your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01seriously get off the stage you look like a fucking ass
00:42:05yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:09Daniel what are you doing?
00:42:11are you happy?
00:42:12you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time
00:42:21time
00:42:22time is a funny thing isn't it?
00:42:25see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these it's like time
00:42:31stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43this is
00:42:46what's he gonna do?
00:42:48let's find out
00:42:53not blink
00:43:04congratulations
00:43:05one change in 30 seconds
00:43:07i win
00:43:08but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time
00:43:11sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well i think we know who won this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that?
00:43:18what?
00:43:20oh my god
00:43:2476
00:43:2576
00:43:27what the?
00:43:28what the?
00:43:36how did he do that?
00:43:4077
00:43:4178
00:43:51ladies and gentlemen
00:43:52we have 78 changes
00:43:54i don't believe it
00:43:55it's not possible
00:43:56it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03but not for the master of magic
00:44:06wait
00:44:07is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11the misdirect you used
00:44:13showmanship
00:44:15the transformation on a massive scale
00:44:18ladies and gentlemen
00:44:19you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man is the master of magic
00:44:27oh my god
00:44:28oh my god
00:44:29oh my god
00:44:32oh my god
00:44:32oh my god
00:44:33i knew it
00:44:33i knew it
00:44:34i knew it
00:44:35oh god
00:44:38i just made an axe of myself
00:44:41in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44with that question
00:44:46i believe i speak for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:52ladies and gentlemen
00:44:53you heard it
00:44:54daniel wins the competition
00:44:57DIE
00:44:58daniel
00:45:00daniel
00:45:02daniel
00:45:03daniel
00:45:04daniel
00:45:05daniel
00:45:05daniel
00:45:05daniel
00:45:06please
00:45:07please forgive me
00:45:08i was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out of here.
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:31Because I know that before you were the master of magic,
00:45:34you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:43will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58Downpayment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right, of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now why don't you get out of here
00:46:31before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good.
00:46:42Wow.
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:50You know, Daniel,
00:46:51when I first saw you,
00:46:53I knew that you were special.
00:46:55Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see
00:46:58that he was the master of magic.
00:46:59And honestly,
00:47:01I just feel so honored
00:47:04to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow.
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking.
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're going to stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's going to stay with us.
00:47:26We were just, you know,
00:47:28showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30The three of you,
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide
00:47:40what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word.
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:44First of all.
00:47:45I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:53will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it.
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen.
00:48:05Disgusting.
00:48:07What is doing?
00:48:08Go, go, go.
00:48:09We have to go here.
00:48:15So, you're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy
00:48:23to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay,
00:48:28I gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave,
00:48:35it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die,
00:48:45you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That may be true,
00:48:53but nobody else
00:48:55could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:03Daniel!
00:49:05Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:07Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:11Daniel!
00:49:11That bracelet...
00:49:12Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey. All this time and I didn't recognize you. Daniel Angier. But you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid. Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:42But what I mattered the most, I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you. The only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic. What? Eric believed in you and your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away. You're still the master of magic. You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go? Daniel! Daniel, we want an interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way. You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:44You're friends. Well, that sounds... awful.
00:50:50Mm?
00:50:50If...
00:50:50Yes.
00:50:56See you, too.
00:51:02Okay.
00:51:08See you then?
00:51:15Yeah.
00:51:16It's...
00:51:17the most important thing has fun.
00:51:19If he has a baby, you're going to be her.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm going to get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:26But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we going to lose our home?
00:53:35Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53He wants millions for this place.
00:53:57I mean, how am I going to get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you going to get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm going to rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm going to pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:55Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:36Hmm.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of dweezers will be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:25He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is there nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35Hmm, I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all these ends.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We keep double-crossing, easy.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:49But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see the cards over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that?
00:57:17A key.
00:57:17And then, my own two red things is done.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going through slowest, though.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I'm a whole soda walker, and then you can't watch the step?
00:58:05I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15You tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18You could grab the key.
00:58:19He's miserable failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot, and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23we wouldn't want a double-classic bra.
00:59:25Is that perfect, don't sexy?
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help, boss.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely
01:00:22takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch your professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch your sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before that, the hit the monocle.
01:01:04So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two, one.
01:01:13Oh my God.
01:01:14Did you smell that?
01:01:15Oh my God.
01:01:22Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I can't, it is east.
01:01:25HALT!
01:01:28HALT!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:01:51they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two birds with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These portraits on our beach
01:02:02can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked
01:02:04right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested
01:02:07and that will be the big distraction
01:02:09that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks
01:02:12he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Oh my God.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:42But to save the orphans,
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using
01:02:48Zinju slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:56He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a ball guy.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No way.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then,
01:03:09we will go.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh my gosh!
01:03:28Amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33All games,
01:03:34he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off!
01:03:51The slot machines are paid off!
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by him?
01:04:15No,
01:04:16probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall,
01:04:19he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash
01:04:24before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into
01:04:32six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents
01:04:34that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want
01:04:40that little Smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you
01:04:45not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes!
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you
01:05:03if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic
01:05:12to exclude you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals
01:05:19to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker
01:05:26in the world.
01:05:27She's cracked into safes
01:05:28at the Bank of London
01:05:28and the New York Federal Reserve
01:05:29and Fort Knox
01:05:30all in one week.
01:05:32Can't do that
01:05:32with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers,
01:05:36mechanical combination,
01:05:38and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief
01:05:41has ever been able
01:05:42to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately,
01:05:46that one thief
01:05:47was me
01:05:48six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying
01:05:53to take credit
01:05:53for my heist?
01:06:03One down,
01:06:04three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities
01:06:14in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Me, me, me.
01:06:16Alisa,
01:06:16you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you
01:06:23who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts him off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying,
01:06:28you taught us before,
01:06:29so it's not a problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her
01:06:31with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner
01:06:33like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:36Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know
01:06:53the interior had been modified
01:06:54to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen
01:06:58the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:01Uh, give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think
01:07:09you can be faster than me.
01:07:11I am the one
01:07:12who cracks the safe,
01:07:12not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling,
01:07:23it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know
01:07:24what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism
01:07:49must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guards are almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine.
01:07:53Idiot, I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it,
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him
01:08:05from robbing the casino.
01:08:07See?
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up
01:08:12what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault
01:08:16in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiota
01:08:25trying to pray his way
01:08:27into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking
01:08:32and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets
01:08:34sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a computer code 9
01:08:39at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up!
01:08:41Thickle him!
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00I'll go heal.
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in all our heads?
01:09:05Ladies,
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot dream.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy
01:09:27the mention of the Kispy and see.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think
01:09:43you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think
01:09:51we were going to let you
01:09:52walk out of here
01:09:53with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us
01:10:04the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them
01:10:06to remove all of us
01:10:07from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought
01:10:12you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault guy.
01:10:15That is what happens
01:10:16when you try to run
01:10:17this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid
01:10:34he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser
01:10:42is too dumb to realize
01:10:43we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us
01:10:50to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have
01:10:54tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:11:00Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly
01:11:09who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea
01:11:14who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Hey, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:21He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web
01:11:27the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:30You fools!
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy,
01:11:39like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots
01:11:58are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just
01:12:00waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:03No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley,
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim,
01:12:23isn't it?
01:12:24The geriatric huckster
01:12:25from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable
01:12:30magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:42for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:46Huh?
01:12:46But as I recall,
01:12:48I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down
01:12:54that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect
01:13:10that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23I'm probably thinking,
01:13:24I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:13:52Freeze!
01:14:01That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:12Lassoed like a bunch of hogs
01:14:13before getting butchered
01:14:14for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police
01:14:19are on their way
01:14:20and I want to make
01:14:20their job easier on them.
01:14:21Oh, and don't worry,
01:14:23it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on
01:14:25to live many years
01:14:26in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been
01:14:34using your casino
01:14:35as one big cover
01:14:36as the biggest drug ring
01:14:37in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions
01:14:39can get you out of this.
01:14:42Just who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic,
01:14:48you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:51No, no, no, no!
01:14:52Hold on!
01:14:53No, no!
01:14:54It's out of here!
01:14:55Oh, my God!
01:15:07We did it, Eric.
01:15:09Untraceable Bitcoin
01:15:10cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off
01:15:12the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids
01:15:14through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love
01:15:23all the colors
01:15:24of the same glass windows
01:15:27and the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books
01:15:31every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand
01:15:35how you found the money
01:15:36to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me
01:15:39if I told you.
01:15:42Hi!
01:15:43Hi!
01:15:43Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream
01:15:45before the show!
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:48You read my mind.
01:15:49You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess
01:15:51we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you
01:16:05to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier.
01:16:25The next thing.
01:16:25The two.
01:16:25The two.
01:16:25The one.
01:16:26Highlight agier.
01:16:27TheοΏ½οΏ½ Adams.
01:16:27The half.
01:16:27The three.
01:16:28The two.
01:16:28The two.
01:16:28The two.
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