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00:00Detective man?
00:01Yeah.
00:01Sharon Coombs.
00:04Thanks for meeting with me.
00:05Sure.
00:07Want one of these?
00:08No, no thanks.
00:08I'm good.
00:10You don't like smoothies?
00:11I don't even like to say the word smoothie.
00:15So you got something for me on the Kasem case?
00:18Actually, we were hoping you would consider polygraphing
00:22Kazem on the courier.
00:23Why, so you could deny his insurance claim?
00:25He paid his premiums.
00:27What do you want to do?
00:28You want to screw him in return?
00:29It's a nice job you got there, Sharon.
00:31Yeah?
00:31Nice.
00:32And how's public service working out for you?
00:36All you hoped it would be?
00:38I mean, you do make the world a safer place,
00:41so I guess that's job satisfaction for you, huh?
00:45At least I'm not screwing the people I'm paid to protect.
00:48I'm not screwing over anybody.
00:50What we provide is what people want most in the world after wealth.
00:54Wouldn't that be good health?
00:56Nope.
00:57That's security of wealth.
00:58Ah, damn it.
00:59Here I was brought up to believe that money can't buy you happiness.
01:03I'm sorry.
01:04You've been misled.
01:05Studies show that happiness in the over-45s is overwhelmingly tied to financial security.
01:11I'm just talking about a comfortable life in a nice little neighborhood.
01:17You got your piece of the American pie, Sharon?
01:22I live here by the beach.
01:23Why else would anybody want to live in this town?
01:29You know, statistics point to this being an inside job.
01:33Statistics?
01:33Yes.
01:34Every series of human actions creates a pattern.
01:38Now, I could show you a map that would predict where 90% of the people who develop heart disease
01:45will live in L.A.
01:46And I can tell you, it's nowhere around here.
01:51It's science.
01:54Nice to meet you, Sharon.
01:55It's nice to meet you, too.
01:57And you know, we are well within our rights for polygraph.
01:59All right.
02:00All right.
02:28Every series of human actions creates a pattern.
02:33The area you're looking at has seen 219 robberies in the last four years.
02:40Arthur, can you please remove every robbery under $500K?
02:46Oh, CSI.
02:48Go ahead.
02:49Just here to listen.
02:52Remove every robbery that doesn't involve a courier, delivery service, or an armored vehicle.
03:00Now, remove every robbery where there was some type of violence used in the crime.
03:10Lastly, remove every robbery where there was some DNA or evidence left at the scene.
03:20Boom.
03:23As smart as that guy is, he can't help but form a pattern.
03:27He knows when the jewelers are moving merchandise and when, I believe, by hacking their communications.
03:32He doesn't use violence.
03:34In every single case, he hits along the 101 freeway.
03:39Last time was south, I bet the next time was north.
04:09What the fuck did I do?
04:11Get me a case.
04:13Fuck.
04:13What?
04:14What the fuck?
04:18Hey, you.
04:19Hands up.
04:20You fucking hands up.
04:22Hey, come here.
04:23No.
04:23Come here.
04:24Get in fucking front.
04:26Is there anyone in the back?
04:28Is there anyone in the fucking back?
04:31There's nobody in the back.
04:33There's nobody there.
04:41There's nobody in the fucking back, huh?
04:43There's nobody in the fucking back.
04:45Shut up.
04:48Where's the key?
04:49I don't have it.
04:50Where's the fucking key?
04:51That's outside.
04:52Where's the car?
04:53Where's the car outside?
04:55That's in the car.
04:56Where's the fucking car?
04:57It's outside.
04:59Fuck.
05:01You're not playing games.
05:03Fucking kill me.
05:04What the fuck?
05:06You're not fucking killing me.
05:08Okay, it's on my neck.
05:10I'll give it to you.
05:11I'll give it to you.
05:11Now.
05:12Fuck, I'll run.
05:13Go on.
05:17Someone shut the baby up.
05:20What?
05:21What?
05:22What?
05:23What?
05:23What?
05:24What?
05:25What?
05:28What?
05:28What the fuck?
05:30Unlock it.
05:31Don't work it.
05:32I don't work it.
05:33I don't work it.
05:34I don't work it.
05:35Take the fuck down.
05:38Go around.
05:39Unlock it.
05:40No.
05:41Don't you fucking look at me.
05:43I'm going to come in.
05:44Put it in your bag.
05:46Hurry up.
05:48Come on.
05:52Come on.
05:53Come back around.
05:55Take the fuck back.
05:57Don't you down?
05:57Turn the fuck up.
06:00You come here.
06:02I'll lay on you.
06:03I'll lay on you.
06:04Get the fuck on top.
06:08Stay.
06:14Where's the fucking door leave?
06:16He's next to the tail.
06:17What?
06:20Where's the fuck?
06:21Where the fuck?
06:26It's okay.
06:27Shut up.
06:32No.
06:33Fuck.
06:36No.
06:37Get the door.
06:38No.
06:40Over the fucking door.
06:43Okay.
06:43Okay.
06:44Okay.
06:44Okay.
06:46Easy.
06:46Huh?
06:47Easy.
06:51Remember, I know what you look like.
06:55Fuckin' take care of your baby.
07:01Give us a room a minute.
07:07Yeah.
07:07Right?
07:19So what's your objective?
07:22What do you mean?
07:23You just turned a bunch of random robberies into a series.
07:26You understand what that means for the department, right?
07:28I understand that wasn't going to have to happen.
07:30Let me finish.
07:30Let me finish.
07:32Two of your little examples there are cases that already have suspects.
07:38Another one was closed by Felner six weeks ago.
07:40You understand?
07:41Uh, yeah, but he was wrong.
07:44No.
07:46No, he wasn't wrong.
07:48He went from red to black on the board.
07:50That's never wrong.
07:52You know what we don't do?
07:56We don't reverse our fucking clearance rates.
08:00That's wrong.
08:01But I know I'm right, because all of these are the same guy, and he doesn't let himself get caught.
08:07Right.
08:08Right.
08:09You're one brilliant factor tying these all together.
08:12Your guy's untraceable.
08:14Oh, come on.
08:14You and I both know there's nothing here that's random.
08:16Stop talking.
08:22You got the lowest clearance rate on the squad.
08:26It's pulling everyone down, me included.
08:29What's the matter with you?
08:31Used to be the...
08:33You should have been sitting in my seat by now, man.
08:37Play the game.
08:39Find a theory that works for the whole building.
09:15You would have fatto, me too,å°‘ but would be the only one who works for the whole building.
10:07Hey, sorry I'm late.
10:09That's okay.
10:10I crashed into someone and those things take a long time to sort out.
10:15I'm guessing he, uh, he starved too fast, huh?
10:19You know what?
10:19He did, and it was fully his fault.
10:22But I got another hot date out of it, so...
10:25Yeah.
10:26All right.
10:27Mm-hmm.
10:31Do you come here a lot?
10:33A couple times, yeah, a couple times.
10:36The, um, the Blanc at DeVos is, uh, it's good.
10:41It's supposed to be good.
10:46Are you, um, are you, are you in L.A.?
10:51Uh, I move around a lot.
10:53Do you?
10:54Yeah.
10:55I prefer work.
10:56What is it you do?
10:58Basically, uh, software development.
11:02Um, for banks, I said, sales is not, not very interesting, uh...
11:09No, it's cool.
11:12Yeah.
11:14Mm-hmm.
11:16Mm-hmm.
11:18You okay?
11:20Y-yeah, um, I think maybe this wasn't a great idea.
11:28You seem super great, and you're very, uh, but I, um, I honestly just don't see us having
11:38all that much in common, and I kind of have a rule where if it doesn't feel right, you just
11:45don't waste each other's time.
11:50Uh, uh, well, I have no idea what Blanc at DeVos is.
12:00I mean, I, I, I would just, I would never come to a place like this.
12:05Yeah.
12:07Me neither.
12:10Really?
12:13I've never been here before.
12:15You've never been here?
12:16Just thought it was a kind of place where people, uh, you know, take people.
12:24Um...
12:25I think it's veal.
12:27What?
12:30Oh, oh, veal.
12:33Yeah.
12:35Yeah, I, um, no, I would not eat that.
12:39Definitely not.
12:40What would you eat?
12:56I thought we loved each other.
13:00Yeah, we do.
13:01But more in a force-of-habit kind of way, right?
13:08I mean, don't you want something you can be excited about?
13:12Something new?
13:16You can get it.
13:17Yeah, I'll get it.
13:17Fine.
13:18I don't need it.
13:19Pick it up.
13:20Yeah, I'm gonna pick it up.
13:21Yeah, I'll get it.
13:34She's your first.
13:39Affair?
13:44do you really want to know
13:55i'm gonna move out at the weekend
14:00now you know what you stay i'm gonna go where are you gonna go i i may maybe move to
14:07the beach
14:07the beach are you serious you're the least beach person i know i'm way more beach than you are
14:13bullshit how did your last relationship end work i had to had to move what motivates you
14:28not money i guess
14:33what okay um
14:39have you ever used handcuffs yeah
14:48okay uh if you had the option to press a button oh and start your life over would you press
14:54it
14:57yeah you would
14:58mm-hmm you
15:02no
15:04what's wrong
15:05i don't know i mean it's kind of
15:10what
15:12sad
15:15okay look i work for a publicist and we we work with musicians and actors and stuff and like
15:24i swear to you it doesn't matter how much money they make it's never enough
15:28i'll know when i have enough
15:31how
15:32i have a number in mind but uh
15:36i know it's just enough to feel
15:39i don't know i'm safe
15:42safe
15:49so you think maybe uh maybe wanna
15:55meet up again yeah
16:07maybe
16:08maybe
16:08yeah
16:12yeah
16:14yeah
16:16yeah
16:20thing
16:21what
16:28it happened in santa barbara at a high-end jeweler in the central commercial district a
16:34little after 10 a.m. The intruder was captured by surveillance cameras but is
16:39said to afford a motorcycle helmet throughout the robbery. This follows a
16:44string of high-profile robberies in Southern California.
16:49I don't work here! I don't work here!
16:51Can I pause it?
16:55Uh, can we interview your witnesses?
16:59They're not gonna be able to give you much. The guy was wearing a motorcycle
17:02helmet the whole time.
17:05One of them shit their pants. Literally. Shit in his pants.
17:18Well, well, well.
17:21One-on-one robber.
17:26There he is, Lou.
17:32You know, something doesn't add up.
17:35I'm sorry, what?
17:37Just... you mean something doesn't add up, Lou?
17:39You said he was gonna hit north, Lou, and he hits north, okay?
17:41We're barely a mile from a one-on-one.
17:43So the location fits, the target fits, the M.O. it fits, Lou.
17:47So which... I'm sorry, which bit doesn't add up?
17:48Our guy never hurt anyone.
17:59Oh, here's my champ.
18:02What you got going?
18:04Where's my account for the last job?
18:07Why? What's the matter?
18:08Santa Barbara was the last job.
18:11Oh. Santa Barbara.
18:14Yeah, I found it. I planned it. I walked you through it.
18:18And he said you didn't want to do it.
18:20It wasn't yours to give away.
18:23You want a cut? Is that it?
18:25It's not about the fucking money.
18:26Well, then what is it about?
18:32It's about trust.
18:39If this happens again, I think you and I are done.
18:43You and I are done?
18:48You're gonna threaten me now?
18:53Maybe you wanna have a think about where you'd be without me, huh?
19:02Yeah.
19:04I'll be here when you come back with your tail between your legs.
19:11Is this how you treat all your customers, or it's a special treatment for immigrants?
19:18This is just a formality, Mr. Kazem.
19:20If you have nothing to hide, then you've got absolutely nothing to worry about.
19:25No, it's a formality.
19:27You know, what I object to is not that I pay you to insure me and you look for ways
19:34to refuse to give what you owe.
19:37It's that.
19:38With this machine you're saying not only we think you're a thief, but also we think you're a liar.
19:47You know, Ms. Coombs, those people you work for, they're all parasites.
19:54Are you also a parasite?
19:59Are you also a parasite?
20:23Well, I need you to find him, and I need you to follow him.
20:30Here's someone who gets information from.
20:35He's a Google guy or something.
20:38You watch him, he'll show up.
20:43And what?
20:43You're not gonna rob the courier.
20:47You let him do that.
20:51And then you'll rob him.
20:54What?
20:55Hmm?
21:19I gotcha.
21:19Where are you going, John?
21:20Let me take time for a murder of Hamish Clown.
21:20I am 1Sch Note 1.
21:21I watch this занcture mode next time.
21:21Yes ever.
21:21I foaming her always do that.
21:21Not only have a microscope, but....
21:48Stepmombuttsex.com
21:51She's the encryption location follow the steps hmm. Yeah, it's funny what just floats to the top of the old
21:59mind
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