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Ace! The Golf King’s Reconquest ENGSUB The Legendary Champion Returns
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I could take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history at that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:14I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry.
00:01:22We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife...
00:01:26There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:46Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf lion a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:11Hey buddy, go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough.
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:14See, even the help knows his place.
00:04:16Got a trash should do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you wanna see if he'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20Bet he will.
00:04:21Bet he will.
00:04:37Your form is sloppy.
00:04:40cowering in fear is a better look for you two throw them out
00:04:53did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole yeah i could have done better
00:05:02i was aiming for their heads he managed a perfect shot with a flagpole only someone
00:05:08like lion could do that bobby would you be interested in representing our golf club at
00:05:14the u.s open miss me i want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter
00:05:18and i i'm sorry i don't play golf i collect balls and clean the grounds i see real talent
00:05:27in you don't waste it it's just a lucky shot
00:05:47hey bobby thought about what i said last time you know making a comeback i'm sorry gabe
00:05:55i already told you my answer i want to stay by eleanor's side and watch her grow up
00:06:07gabriel i already told you i'm not changing my answer mr woods i'm your daughter's art teacher
00:06:13you need to come to the school now
00:06:24what happened sweetheart
00:06:30did you hit my daughter hey
00:06:37you talk to me not my daughter oh god it's the loser groundskeeper from earlier
00:06:45what a small world my daddy is not a loser he so is he even looks like a bum
00:06:53that's enough settle down girls mr woods a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for
00:07:00gifted young children eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills but but you're too
00:07:07poor only my daddy can afford it yeah guess what tuition 70k a year and obviously you cannot afford
00:07:18that so just go ahead give the spot to my daughter instead daddy is 70 grand a lot
00:07:28i i don't need it i don't want to go daddy i promised claire that i would always take care
00:07:36of our
00:07:36daughter but now i am such a bad father this kid is obviously a bully and she hit eleanor because
00:07:45she was
00:07:46jealous she had her spot and you let it happen hey kids will fight i can't stop that
00:07:51then you suspend her i
00:07:55hey
00:08:06look you piece of trash there is 10k forget about art school art and golf the finer things in life
00:08:16are for the wealthy it's not my fault you are not man enough to give your little daughter what she
00:08:24wants in life come on angel get your stuff let's go see i told you so wait mr smith about
00:08:35that donation
00:08:37mr woods if the art institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week i'll be forced to give the
00:08:43spot to rosa i'm sorry does that hurt sweetheart no i'm sorry daddy i'll give my spot to rosa i'll
00:08:58be a
00:08:58good kid i don't want to cause you any trouble no sweetie i'm sorry and don't worry your daddy's not
00:09:07gonna let that brat take your spot i buried the man i used to be but now my daughter needs
00:09:18him
00:09:19it's time to bring the lion back
00:09:37gabriel get my clubs i'm back
00:10:04i'm gonna destroy those guys over at golden hills golf club
00:10:10ah jake you're our best shot with you we can finally show those guys at the golden hills golf club
00:10:14who's
00:10:15boss they've been trying to buy us out for years now and if it wasn't for their new grand slam
00:10:19champ
00:10:19kane i would have jake is young and talented maybe he'll beat kane it's a shame the legendary golfer lion
00:10:26retired at the peak of his career he was still here kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this
00:10:32are we still daydreaming about lion again didn't you want to marry him too what shut up two yards
00:10:44what
00:10:49what do you mean two yards his grip's weak ball's gonna fade two yards to the right
00:10:56shut up dude you're just a homeless loser that mia took in why don't you quit playing coach and get
00:11:01back to your real job i mean look have you ever even held a golf club ignore him okay jake's
00:11:06always
00:11:07been a straight shooter he set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy you guys really don't see this
00:11:13i guess that makes sense this game takes years of practice to understand
00:11:19well tell me what do you see
00:11:292.13 yards to be exact and he needs to finish his rotation if he doesn't he could get injured
00:11:36jake is
00:11:37a pro golfer he just got his pga tour card this year what what do you know how about you
00:11:42go and go focus
00:11:43on pulling up weights or something you're sneaking up the place with your bullshit hey it's free advice
00:11:53take it or leave it but we can't even think about qualifiers because soon he won't be able to hold
00:11:58a club
00:12:02okay
00:12:132.13 yards to be exact
00:12:22jake what's wrong with your wrist nothing what's up with you guys so distracted i hooked it right
00:12:28yeah mr know-it-all here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit this oh my god
00:12:35come on man jake you keep putting pressure on this wrist you're gonna hurt yourself
00:12:40oh man let go you're just a useless groundskeeper you know how valuable my hand is bobby's prediction
00:12:47was down to the inch i was right he's more talented than he seems jake our golf club depends on
00:12:54you
00:12:54please get your wrist checked it'll just take a moment oh mia you're not actually listening to
00:12:59this guy right this guy's a rookie or he could be a freaking spy from the golden hills i bet
00:13:04he's here
00:13:05to throw jake off right before calls no no i believe him and he makes a good point
00:13:11he's more than just a groundskeeper seriously he's just a charity case handyman who's leeching
00:13:18off our club yeah he's a guy pretty full of himself guy who never swung a golf club
00:13:22i've been golfing since before you were born
00:13:38who's this asshole tyler carter younger brother of kane carter you know most recent world champion
00:13:45and he's paired up with jake next week
00:13:51it's all in the race baby
00:13:57ready
00:14:02it's always here to start shit yeah got it oh good job baby oh my gosh
00:14:10look who it is
00:14:13your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt why don't you turn it into a strip club
00:14:19maybe you'll finally break even you're not welcome here leave
00:14:25oh is this your little wimp of a brother is that the best august got nowadays you watch your
00:14:31fucking mouth how about that me uh dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur
00:14:40it's time to wake up sweetie
00:14:44look we both know you're not gonna win it's just not possible
00:14:48let me throw you a lifeline you sign over august to me and i'll give you a fat payout
00:14:55we can all go home happy all you got to do is sign the deal it's all yours baby
00:15:02never
00:15:05august golf club is my mother's life's work my brother and i will never let it fall into your hands
00:15:10okay option two you put this on you show me a good time tonight i'll cut you a good deal
00:15:20fuck you man fuck you you and me let's go at it sudden death match who's right back to the
00:15:26quals tomorrow
00:15:30so the puppy's not a whim he's an idiot fine but you better not be all bark you better have
00:15:39some bite
00:15:40you boy
00:15:48look you're going to lose jake
00:15:50fuck off man stop acting like you're hot
00:15:53shit you need to go mow the lawn or something he's provoked you okay you're too emotional now
00:15:57and you haven't fixed your swing yet you won't win shut up you are a useless groundskeeper you
00:16:04don't tell me what to do looks like tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole
00:16:20you see that 302 yards mid fairway and you can never hit a shot like that in your life kid
00:16:29show him jake
00:16:32that stance it's too low that ball is going off course
00:16:37what did you just say i said his balls going in the rough yeah will you quit the yapping
00:16:41you got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something
00:16:44i'm the one swinging here okay don't backseat it
00:16:58hopeless what an idiot oh my gosh
00:17:03oh my gosh 2 13 in the rough oh my god my granny could swing harder than that dude
00:17:25if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win time for a little help
00:17:33gramps the fuck you doing with that rock you better not mess with jake this is serious okay
00:17:37guys whatever he has planned i believe him okay
00:17:55Holy shit
00:17:58Let's go
00:17:59That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing
00:18:01Nah, that must have been a coincidence
00:18:03A rock can't change the club angle
00:18:05Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier
00:18:07Jake would have made it on the green by now
00:18:09Don't get ahead of yourself
00:18:12Remember, fortune favors the bowl
00:18:25Guys, Jake's ahead
00:18:26With that perfect line, we might just win this thing
00:18:28Come on, Jake
00:18:29You gotta pull through
00:18:35Thanks, doll
00:18:41Ready or not
00:18:44Here I come
00:18:46Hey
00:18:47Jake
00:18:49Should have been looking out, kiddo
00:18:52He was standing right here
00:18:54You knew that
00:18:55You did that on purpose
00:18:56It's against the rules
00:18:57I thought we were playing a friendly match
00:18:59Doing this casual
00:19:01There's no need for rules
00:19:03I hope you learned your lesson, bud
00:19:04There's only one golden rule in golf
00:19:07Wherever the Golden Hill Club says
00:19:09Goes
00:19:13A torn ligament?
00:19:15Must have been strained for a long time
00:19:18Everything Bobby said came true
00:19:20Who is he, really?
00:19:23Okay, you can't play like this
00:19:24I'm gonna take you to the hospital
00:19:25No, I can't keep going
00:19:27I'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:32I'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:33I'm not backing out of the quals
00:19:33August golf club
00:19:34It's the last thing mom left us
00:19:36I'm not letting this bastard take it
00:19:41It's not too late to tap out, sweetie
00:19:44If I find you in my bed tonight naked
00:19:46I might let you keep your club
00:19:47What the fuck did you say?
00:19:49Watch this bitch
00:19:55Is that the best you got?
00:19:57I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:20:09Jake's already three strokes in
00:20:10He needs to put the ball in the hole to win
00:20:12But his wrist
00:20:13Will you stop?
00:20:15As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up
00:20:17No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life
00:20:23You're still powering through?
00:20:25Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:30That's enough
00:20:36I'll take it from here
00:20:40Will you back off?
00:20:41This is a gentleman's sport
00:20:42Go mow the lawn, you cretin
00:20:45Jake, that's enough
00:20:46Stop, step down
00:20:47If you keep playing, you might never play again
00:20:49Let Bobby take over
00:20:54Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:56You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:20:59What?
00:21:01Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:06You got some balls
00:21:07I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life
00:21:11You better not let it get into your head
00:21:16This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I
00:21:27This is the most prestigious golf club in America
00:21:32And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:35Just look at yourself
00:21:37Covered in filth
00:21:38Carrying around a burden
00:21:40You're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:21:46Excuse me, sir
00:21:48Don't mind him
00:21:50He's an asshole
00:21:51I'm Mia
00:21:53I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me
00:21:56And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter
00:21:59I'd be happy to help
00:22:18Is that your wife?
00:22:20You should have brought her with you
00:22:21I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:22:25A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole
00:22:29The only hole you'll make is your wife
00:22:34That's the last time you disrespect my wife
00:22:36Before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave
00:22:39I'm begging
00:22:40The only one begging is going to be you, pal
00:22:42Remember, you got a lot on the line
00:22:45You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers
00:22:49And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog
00:22:54Deal
00:22:56You better keep your word
00:23:11This guy's putting on a blindfold
00:23:12Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:14We're screwed
00:23:15I'm not clear this groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August
00:23:19You got wind speed
00:23:20Five miles an hour
00:23:22Humidity
00:23:23Sixty percent
00:23:25Good weather for making it in the hole
00:23:36Please clear the water
00:23:38Forget about the hole
00:23:39You won't even make it over the water
00:23:41I win
00:23:55What the fuck
00:23:58What the fuck
00:24:00Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:01There's no way
00:24:02It's a trick shot
00:24:03It can't control where it lands
00:24:10What the water
00:24:12No, I skipped it in the hole
00:24:13But how?
00:24:15It's a miracle
00:24:15Am I dreaming?
00:24:17Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:19This is impossible
00:24:21There's no way I lost to an amateur
00:24:23A gardener
00:24:24Impossible
00:24:26That sounds like something a sore loser would say
00:24:29No
00:24:29Only a legend like Lion can make that shot
00:24:31Even Cain
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot
00:24:42Is he?
00:24:43A master golfer would never join the ranks of August
00:24:45Who are you?
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:51Me?
00:24:52I'm a nobody
00:24:53I'm a gardener
00:24:54I just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:24:56I want to play in the qualification round next week
00:25:00Yes, of course
00:25:01You just saved August Golf Club
00:25:03We, of course, will welcome you
00:25:04Mia, this qualifying round
00:25:06Is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills
00:25:08Can't leave it with this guy?
00:25:09Bobby doesn't even have any competitive experience
00:25:11I mean, Mia, please
00:25:12We should reconsider
00:25:13Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:16I mean
00:25:16How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:18If he was really that talented
00:25:20Why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:22All things he could be doing
00:25:23Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper
00:25:26As our qualifier
00:25:26We'd be laughed out
00:25:27Okay, silence, all of you
00:25:30I believe in Bobby
00:25:32And he's our only hope now
00:25:34Hey, Bobby
00:25:34I got cash
00:25:36Hot babes
00:25:38You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club
00:25:41I got anything you could ever want
00:25:43I can't pay you cash
00:25:45Or an advancement
00:25:46But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club
00:25:50If you'll still have us
00:25:51I heard golf club's going bankrupt, dude
00:25:54Every check you get's going to bounce
00:25:56Come on
00:25:57Don't be stupid
00:25:59Just give me the word
00:26:00It's all yours
00:26:04Tuition
00:26:0670k a year
00:26:15I just mowed the lawn
00:26:16I don't need much in life
00:26:22I'll represent August in the qualifications next week
00:26:25My heart's racing
00:26:27What's going on?
00:26:29You old bastard
00:26:32You're going to regret this
00:26:33Hey
00:26:35Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:37What are you talking about?
00:26:38Our bet
00:26:39You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:41My brother
00:26:41Kane Carter
00:26:42He's the grand champ
00:26:44Your little amateur ass
00:26:46Are you sure you want this?
00:26:47It doesn't matter who it is
00:26:49A bet's a bet
00:26:55Baby, help!
00:26:56You bastard
00:26:58You're going to regret this
00:26:59Men honor their words
00:27:01Dogs run with their tails
00:27:03Tuck between their legs
00:27:04What are you, little boy?
00:27:06You motherfucker
00:27:08Mark my words
00:27:09You motherfuckers
00:27:10Are going to regret this
00:27:11Come on, girls
00:27:21You lost
00:27:22To a ground speaker?
00:27:24A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:27It was a fluke
00:27:29If you just give me another chance
00:27:31I'll do
00:27:33Useless
00:27:33The Golden Hill Club
00:27:34Does not tolerate excuses from losers
00:27:36You better not film me again
00:27:38In the qualification match
00:27:49I don't know
00:27:50Golf's always been in my family
00:27:52But
00:27:53It wasn't until the legendary lion
00:27:55That I really took notice
00:27:57I can't believe he's been retired
00:27:59For six years already
00:28:00You still think about him?
00:28:07I don't know
00:28:09Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:26Come on
00:28:28Come on, where?
00:28:29We're leaving
00:28:33You're drunk
00:28:35I'm taking you home
00:28:38Party pooper
00:28:40Such a gentleman
00:28:45I'm so thirsty
00:28:46I'll get you some water
00:28:48Thank you
00:29:08I figure she has a girl
00:29:10I'm so thirsty
00:29:11How can I afford anything that you can afford to be?
00:29:15Stop
00:29:15When you're drinking
00:29:16Don't beaky
00:29:17Sorry
00:29:19Father
00:29:19Holy
00:29:19You're
00:29:19Father
00:29:19Can you
00:29:30Yeah, you're drunk.
00:29:32Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:34Mm-hmm.
00:30:11I had a little bun last night.
00:30:17I had fun too.
00:30:19A lot of fun.
00:30:24Good afternoon.
00:30:26My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:30:31On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the U.S. Open Press Conference.
00:30:4350 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:30:49But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:30:55This AI-powered Gophers can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:04Now, who's up first?
00:31:08Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:11I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:31:18Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:21Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:31:22Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:31:24You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:25Be my guest.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28Let's write down.
00:31:29What is a measure of that, probably?
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:47Nice, man.
00:31:48Looks like we're locked in.
00:31:48Absolutely we are.
00:31:50It's done.
00:31:51Enough wasting my time.
00:31:52By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how underranked
00:31:59you are.
00:32:04This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:07What are you doing here?
00:32:09You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:10You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:12Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:32:15Okay.
00:32:16Okay.
00:32:18Sit back.
00:32:19You'll see my rank.
00:32:21Hey, get this.
00:32:23I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:32:48I want a close-up.
00:32:56he's 15 every member of golden hills a total beast pretty much don't cry though it's okay
00:33:03you may lose me but all of you are better than him you know it's sad mia the best you
00:33:11got is
00:33:12dead last you know it's how i shut up august is not gonna be dead last just mark my words
00:33:17mia don't waste your breath on this guy he's ranked 15th he's a nobody wow that's something
00:33:25coming from the gardener do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the u.s gardener
00:33:30the august
00:33:31golf club sent their groundskeeper to the u.s open the hell yeah she sure did i think you should
00:33:36be
00:33:36disqualified all in favor raise your hand golfers are forged from hard work and talent everyone
00:33:45deserves a shot the only insult here is your elitist attitude that's cute august golf course
00:33:50owner crashed the press conference to throw a tantrum and she did golf club on the verge of
00:33:55going bankrupt okay that is not what is happening here
00:34:13trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:19i'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:23what do you think you're doing ice here kid you're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:34this is my rating
00:34:53six years ago you retired
00:34:56vanished without a trace only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:04talented golfers right come and gone
00:35:07kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:11he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:13mr hale you have to see this
00:35:16we got a ping on the golden scanner the all-time number one i guess he couldn't wait to celebrate
00:35:28your comeback i'm gonna return all your trophies to you take these let's go
00:35:40what why is his ranking locked according to the golfers association rules only the top 10 golfers in the nation
00:35:47have their rank locked that means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the u.s no that can't
00:35:53be right well there you have it folks cold hard facts i guess the whole world's gonna know that the
00:35:59golden hills country club is all barred and no bias
00:36:05quickly to the press conference and bring the trophies
00:36:09all of them i want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:36:17wait
00:36:19there's an explanation for this he's not a pro golfer so he's probably not even registered
00:36:23yeah that explains it
00:36:25how would a failing club like the autogest have a top 10 player with him
00:36:28well if i'm just an amateur
00:36:30and you lost to me
00:36:33what does that make you
00:36:34you're getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:36:36you know the golden hills created this ai system
00:36:39we have the right to unlock it
00:36:41if you get on your knees right now
00:36:43i might let you go
00:36:45don't take my generosity for granted
00:36:47well go ahead unlock it
00:36:48i'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:36:52go boys
00:36:54you're gonna regret that
00:36:55get ready folks
00:36:56this little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:09what
00:37:11he's not just in the top 10
00:37:13he's the best in the country
00:37:15that means
00:37:16he's ranked higher than the grand slam winner kane
00:37:19how
00:37:21could it be
00:37:24no that that can't be right
00:37:26there's got there's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:28he's got a point
00:37:29can you imagine the grand slam winner lying
00:37:31raking leaves
00:37:32no way
00:37:32thank goodness
00:37:33you almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:36you just had one lucky stroke
00:37:38you thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:37:41this golf tournament's for pros
00:37:42not no amateurs like you
00:37:44boys get them out of here
00:37:45that's not up to you
00:37:47that's up to the golfers association
00:37:50miss wilson
00:37:51as the vice president of the association
00:37:53there has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:37:56tyler
00:37:57should i throw out the riffraff
00:37:59i knew you making you my vp was the best decision i could make
00:38:06you're on their side
00:38:08oh don't act shocked
00:38:09it's called networking sweetheart
00:38:11i know your little backwater club don't even know what that is
00:38:16i think we should get them out of here
00:38:18an unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:20doesn't deserve to golf with pros like tyler
00:38:25on behalf of the golfers association
00:38:27i'm revoking your entry into the u.s opens
00:38:30you bastards
00:38:32i'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:35gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:38the chairman
00:38:38that old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:42don't bother him with your petty drama
00:38:44empathism is a big word for you man
00:38:47you think gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club
00:38:51he's got better things to do sweetheart
00:38:53boys get them out of here
00:38:54i'm sick of seeing their faces
00:38:56make sure they're gone
00:38:57i don't want them crawling back
00:38:59this is my turn
00:39:05this is my turn
00:39:12hands up
00:39:16that's the bus the chairman had custom made for lion
00:39:19no one's ever seen it
00:39:21why did he bring it today
00:39:22the riders
00:39:23president's cup
00:39:24masters
00:39:25the open
00:39:26the pga tour
00:39:28they're they're all grand slam trophies
00:39:30and there's multiple
00:39:31mr chairman
00:39:33what are you doing here
00:39:34i'm here to remind everyone
00:39:36that the open
00:39:37is run by the golfers association
00:39:41not golden hills
00:39:43mr chairman
00:39:44these two crashed the press conference
00:39:47i'm just throwing out the trash
00:39:49the trash
00:39:53how dare you
00:39:55do you have no idea
00:39:57who he is
00:39:58are you serious right now
00:40:00you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:06who gave you permission to speak
00:40:09he is the top ranked golfer
00:40:12mr hale
00:40:13there's a bug in the system
00:40:15he's not even in the rankings
00:40:17he's a nobody
00:40:18a nobody
00:40:20so all these trophies he won
00:40:23mean nothing to you
00:40:24all these trophies belong to him
00:40:28that's impossible
00:40:29he's done the impossible
00:40:30time and time again
00:40:33all these trophies belong to him
00:40:35and to him alone
00:40:35he is
00:40:37the legendary golfer
00:40:45the legendary golfer
00:40:47sir
00:40:49i need to talk to you
00:40:50in private
00:40:54what is he hiding from me
00:40:58look
00:40:59i'd appreciate it
00:41:01if you kept my identity a secret
00:41:03eleanor's still young
00:41:04and i don't want the press hounding her
00:41:08i am so sorry claire
00:41:09i wasn't there for you
00:41:11i was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:13and i should have been by your side
00:41:16i promise
00:41:18i will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:25i've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:27i understand
00:41:29i can keep your secret
00:41:31thanks
00:41:33here we go
00:41:39after a thorough review
00:41:41we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:41:47since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:41:49all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:41:54and then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:41:59everyone except tyler carter
00:42:08what i'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:11we don't need some ai system to prove that
00:42:13and you have no right
00:42:14to disqualify me
00:42:16i am the president of the golf association
00:42:18and the host of the u.s open
00:42:22i do have that right
00:42:23you old bastard
00:42:24you're making a mistake making an enemy of the golden hills golf club over this nobody
00:42:28enough
00:42:30you and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long
00:42:36you have no authority here
00:42:40take them out of this
00:42:42you can't do this
00:42:43you reckless bastard
00:42:45as for you
00:42:48the golf association has no room for a golden hill simpering lapdog
00:42:53you're fired
00:42:55you can fire me
00:42:57i am the vice president
00:42:59you can't fucking fire me you bastard
00:43:05i have heard that golden hills has been experimenting with an ai neurochip implant
00:43:10now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:15just watch out
00:43:16i wouldn't worry about that
00:43:18i chose to come back
00:43:20i'm ready for anything
00:43:23come what may
00:43:36all right
00:43:38you can open your eyes
00:43:46so you want to guess what i got you for your birthday
00:43:48i don't know
00:43:50but i do know
00:43:52that i'm gonna love it
00:43:53because it's a present from daddy
00:43:59daddy
00:44:00is this all for me
00:44:02it's just like my drawing
00:44:04yep it's all yours sweetie
00:44:09oh
00:44:10i can't forget this
00:44:17perfect
00:44:19my princess
00:44:21may i have the first dance
00:44:23yes
00:44:43mirror mirror on the wall
00:44:46who's the prettiest princess of them all
00:44:49why it's you
00:44:50why it's you
00:44:51my pretty little princess
00:44:52eleanor
00:44:53wait daddy
00:44:54i've got you a present
00:44:57shhh
00:44:57this is my lucky bracelet
00:44:59i made it at school
00:45:00miss maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:04daddy
00:45:05you're gonna be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:08i'll be cheering for you
00:45:10and i know mommy will too
00:45:11i never wanted eleanor to worry about me
00:45:14so i didn't tell her about the match
00:45:16but it looks like she knew all along
00:45:19thank you sweetie
00:45:22i promise
00:45:23i'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:31welcome everybody to the final qualifying round for the u.s open
00:45:34which is also known as
00:45:36golf's longest day
00:45:38today's going to be a 36 hole round
00:45:39which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final round
00:45:43so
00:45:44good luck
00:45:45yeah
00:45:46let's do this
00:46:07whoa
00:46:07oh dear whoa
00:46:09jim i won
00:46:10that was incredible
00:46:11that was incredible
00:46:31you saved this
00:46:32you won
00:46:33we won
00:46:36dinner's on me tonight guys
00:46:37we've got to celebrate
00:46:38let's party
00:46:39drink it up
00:46:40you know
00:46:40come on
00:46:41oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember
00:46:43no
00:46:44disgusting
00:46:45he just wants you there
00:46:46he's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit
00:46:49henry
00:46:50i bet he's gonna be there tonight too
00:46:51yeah i know
00:46:52and i've had enough
00:46:54it's time i end this
00:47:03lion
00:47:04you've finally returned
00:47:11for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist that it is because
00:47:18you paved the way no matter how many titles i win your legacy hangs over my head hangs over every
00:47:24single trophy
00:47:25like a thorn digging deeper into my side
00:47:28but i'll prove myself
00:47:34when i'm implanted with this ship everyone will be forced to know the truth that i am the greatest golfer
00:47:40in the world
00:47:43i agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:47:58hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:48:02god mid you just drag any bum off the street you dare show your face here
00:48:08dad can you be nice
00:48:10this is the hero i told you about that saved our golf club
00:48:32everyone
00:48:33this
00:48:35is henry hale
00:48:36his father is the president of the golfers association
00:48:40golf
00:48:40is in their blood
00:48:42just the type of family that my daughter
00:48:45should
00:48:46marry into
00:48:51henry is it
00:48:52yep
00:48:54mia's told me so much about you
00:48:55you're gabriel's kid
00:48:56you act nothing like him
00:48:58what would you know about my father
00:48:59nothing
00:49:00he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:07me
00:49:08yeah
00:49:08are you serious
00:49:09you brought the help home
00:49:13so humiliating
00:49:14yeah
00:49:15what is he doing here
00:49:18to shine henry's shoes
00:49:20yeah
00:49:21well
00:49:22mia has good taste
00:49:23i'm sure she'll
00:49:24know someone's right for her
00:49:26watch it yard boy
00:49:27his father runs a u.s. open
00:49:29with one phone call
00:49:31he can have you disqualified
00:49:33everybody
00:49:34let's not waste our time on this loser
00:49:36our food's getting cold
00:49:37let's go eat
00:49:42here please
00:49:43allow me
00:49:44here please
00:49:44allow me
00:49:52oh
00:49:52that reminds me mr collins
00:49:54you have to try one of these
00:49:56i just had him flown in from cuba today
00:49:58really good arbanos
00:50:00oh
00:50:01now we're talking
00:50:02real cuba
00:50:03huh
00:50:03mm-hmm
00:50:07there you go
00:50:08excellent taste young man
00:50:12thank you
00:50:13okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:50:16i got a meal
00:50:17yeah
00:50:18real mature
00:50:22you should really try this meal
00:50:24or shall we be a special meal
00:50:36i'm sorry man i mistook that for an ashtray
00:50:38okay that's enough
00:50:39stop disrespecting my guest
00:50:44don't worry about it
00:50:45i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:50:48i brought a gift
00:51:03eww
00:51:04what is this
00:51:05sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:51:07i bet it's all junk
00:51:11henry
00:51:12show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:51:15yes
00:51:16yes
00:51:16thank you for the reminder my friend
00:51:17mm-hmm
00:51:20well mia
00:51:22i knew you grew up idolizing lion
00:51:24so i wanted to do something special
00:51:27i got you this
00:51:29this is lion's old tour card
00:51:31it took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:51:34that
00:51:35would go for millions of sotheby's
00:51:37henry this is
00:51:39very sweet of you
00:51:41but
00:51:42it's far too valuable
00:51:44i can't
00:51:45can't accept it
00:51:48this is incredibly rare
00:51:51what are you sparking about over there huh
00:51:53worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:51:56admit it loser
00:51:57you are jealous
00:51:59because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:06why don't we make a bet
00:52:09alright i'm listening
00:52:12if my gift
00:52:13is more valuable than yours
00:52:16you have to lick this plate clean
00:52:19cigar ash and all
00:52:22hmm
00:52:28what a coincidence
00:52:31looks like i want to give mia
00:52:33alliance tour card too
00:52:37but not just one
00:52:41shh
00:52:42ten
00:52:44whoa
00:52:46what
00:52:46what
00:52:47that's impossible
00:52:49you're just a washed up loser
00:52:50like how is that possible
00:52:53well looks like you lost
00:52:55eat up
00:52:57jeez
00:52:57have i been getting this all wrong
00:53:00i gotta make a phone call
00:53:04he's got 10 points
00:53:07wait
00:53:09guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:11i just talked to my father
00:53:13apparently there's
00:53:14hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:16the only way you can even tell
00:53:18is if you put them against a fire
00:53:20and then the little lion's head will pop up
00:53:22and let's be honest
00:53:25these are certain things
00:53:27and now guess what
00:53:29my dad's on his way
00:53:30and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are
00:53:33you pissed off the president
00:53:36you are so screwed
00:53:39how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:53:43so you all think these cards are fake
00:53:45yeah
00:53:46yeah
00:53:48well i believe bobby
00:53:50i don't think you'd lie to me
00:53:52well why talk about it
00:53:54let's put it to the test
00:53:55wait no you can't destroy those
00:53:58that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:00that's a disrespect to golf itself
00:54:05wait no you can't destroy those
00:54:08that's part of lion's legacy
00:54:10it'd be an insult to golf itself
00:54:11oh my god mia why are you believing this guy
00:54:14i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:17i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:24what's going on here
00:54:26what if that card actually is real
00:54:29fire test gold
00:54:32adversity test men
00:54:34yeah
00:54:36you lying con artist
00:54:38i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:54:40get on your knees admit these are fake
00:54:43otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:54:48yeah
00:54:49this is who i was telling you about
00:54:51this is the con man
00:54:56ow
00:54:56you idiot
00:54:57what do you think you're doing
00:55:00mr. chairman he was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:03we had nothing to do with it
00:55:07fakes
00:55:11these are the real deal
00:55:13what
00:55:22what
00:55:23dad what are you talking about
00:55:25are you senile
00:55:27like those can't be real
00:55:29ow
00:55:30did i raise an idiot
00:55:31wait a minute
00:55:32if those cards are real
00:55:34then he
00:55:35he's lion
00:55:38i apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:55:40i'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:55:44then
00:55:44and he will be grounded
00:55:46until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:55:48what
00:55:48let's go your mother's in the car
00:55:50ow
00:55:50we almost destroyed those precious treasures
00:55:59we didn't mean to
00:56:00it was all henry's fault
00:56:04well
00:56:05it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:56:08let's go for a walk
00:56:10that sounds nice
00:56:12it'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench
00:56:24sorry i had to deal with my family back there
00:56:27don't worry about it
00:56:28i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:56:30mm
00:56:36is that your wife
00:56:45yes
00:56:47she passed in labor
00:56:50i'm sorry
00:56:52i know what it's like
00:56:53to lose someone you love
00:56:56never gets easier
00:56:58i want you to know that
00:57:00i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:57:02i just
00:57:04want to be by your side
00:57:21stay here ma'am
00:57:24be careful
00:57:26hey bitch
00:57:27who's gonna save you now huh
00:57:29hey baby
00:57:31oh no
00:57:33bobby watch out
00:57:41hey
00:57:45let her go tyler
00:57:51bobby
00:57:54i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:57:59those are cute
00:58:01those are my daughters
00:58:04see that
00:58:06it's what you get for going against me you son of a bitch
00:58:12it's time to go join your wife in the hell
00:58:18fuck
00:58:19come on boys
00:58:20you got lucky this time motherfucker
00:58:22next time i see you it's gonna be your last
00:58:25okay
00:58:27my hand
00:58:29oh i think it's broken
00:58:31gotta get you to the hospital
00:58:34let's go
00:58:42wait don't move
00:58:45not until the doctor says what's wrong
00:58:49i have an itch
00:58:51down there
00:58:52my hands are
00:58:53okay well let me itch it for you
00:58:59is it right here
00:59:06how's that feel
00:59:07that's amazing
00:59:08is that it
00:59:10is that it
00:59:10oh yeah
00:59:11that's so good
00:59:13that's amazing
00:59:15please
00:59:17oh
00:59:19yes
00:59:20what's daddy doing
00:59:22Eleanor
00:59:24daddy
00:59:25hey
00:59:26oh
00:59:27i'm sorry
00:59:29hey doc
00:59:30um
00:59:30what's wrong with bobby's hand
00:59:32well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
00:59:35he needs at least six weeks of proper rest or there will be permanent consequences
00:59:41six weeks
00:59:42what about the u.s open
00:59:44you need rest and that's doctor's orders
00:59:50i missed you Eleanor
00:59:51i missed you too
00:59:53wait wait wait what are you doing
00:59:54you need to rest and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
00:59:57i have to go to the u.s open
01:00:00i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:00:02okay but we only have one a day and it only lasts four hours
01:00:05what are you gonna do when the pill wears off you can't hold the club correctly
01:00:10four hours is plenty i'll win
01:00:13for you and me
01:00:15it's time the legendary lion of golf gets his proper ending
01:00:21welcome to the u.s open championships
01:00:23the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:00:27the player with the lowest total score will win
01:00:30this year we'll be at the infamous devil's course
01:00:33the Auckland golf club
01:00:35the course consists of 250 acres 168 bunkers tall ruffs and no water hazards
01:00:41it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:00:45who will conquer the devil's course and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:00:52what
01:00:53what
01:00:55bobby bobby our groundskeeper
01:00:57is the legendary lion
01:00:59he's a grand slam champion
01:01:00he's never lost a tournament
01:01:03and now that the lion's back if we win august will be saved
01:01:06bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:01:08but his right hand
01:01:10is it really gonna be okay
01:01:29you're old news loser
01:01:31still living out your old grand slam glory days is your calling card
01:01:35shut the fuck up Tyler
01:01:38feisty
01:01:39i like it
01:01:40you can keep screeching but when i win
01:01:41i'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:01:45enough this is a waste of time
01:01:47while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:01:51i have been conquering this very course
01:01:53year after year
01:01:58you think you can keep up with me
01:02:06you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:02:13i will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:02:17i will show them once and for all
01:02:19who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:02:44incredible
01:02:45the golden hills golden boys strike with near robotic precision
01:02:51they're all playing way above their level
01:02:53it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc and swing path
01:03:00they're all playing way above their level
01:03:01man oh man
01:03:02this ai it's incredible
01:03:04it's our secret weapon
01:03:05this has been he can't beat us
01:03:08he's done for
01:03:16can he do it?
01:03:26this is your grandson here?
01:03:28he's better off as my caddy
01:03:31don't push yourself you can't play like this
01:03:35don't worry about it
01:03:37i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:03:43alright well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rest
01:03:58hey you okay?
01:04:01how's the leaderboard?
01:04:08hmmmm
01:04:11hey are you okay?
01:04:14how's the leaderboard?
01:04:16There you go. Good job today.
01:04:19Let's find out.
01:04:23Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:04:26I'm still way behind. To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:31The game's just begun.
01:04:53Mia! Where are you?
01:04:55Hey, do you need something?
01:04:57I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:01Oh, yeah. Hold on.
01:05:05Can you massage it, please?
01:05:08The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:13Where does it hurt?
01:05:16Right here.
01:05:31The finals are tomorrow.
01:05:33I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:05:36Tonight, you're mine.
01:05:58I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:04Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:08A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:06:10Now, you're gonna win today because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:06:31Four hours? I need to finish before noon.
01:06:51What's going on?
01:06:52Blue's golf ball isn't headed towards the flag. It's...
01:07:02What's going on?
01:07:03Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:07:06What are they trying to do?
01:07:10That's the game plan. The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:07:14He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:07:21We're completely dug in.
01:07:23What are we gonna do?
01:07:27Just give it up, old man.
01:07:29According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:07:34The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:07:36There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:07:39They must be playing dirty.
01:07:44You planted microchips in your arm?
01:07:47So what if we did?
01:07:49All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:00You want a hint?
01:08:02The AI has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:08:07You lose.
01:08:09AI's never wrong.
01:08:10You're so screwed.
01:08:13Dude.
01:08:15Just accept it.
01:08:16You're a washed up retiree.
01:08:18You can't be cold hard facts.
01:08:20Don't you understand that?
01:08:21It's in the bag for God's sakes.
01:08:26Leave it to me.
01:08:45How the hell?
01:08:47No.
01:08:48That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:08:51It's impossible.
01:08:58See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:01He still needs two strokes.
01:09:04That fossil doesn't understand the AI.
01:09:06It runs the world now.
01:09:09Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole.
01:09:11Just to tie with Cain.
01:09:13Shit, Mia.
01:09:14We're done for.
01:09:15Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:09:19The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him.
01:09:22It's your biggest mistake.
01:09:23Making it in the hole from the bunker.
01:09:24Nobody can do that.
01:09:26Oh, God.
01:09:28Wait.
01:09:29On the green?
01:09:30Something's moving.
01:09:35Wait.
01:09:36That's my ball.
01:09:40Did he just?
01:09:42Ooh, so close.
01:09:43But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:09:48It's okay, guys.
01:09:50Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:09:54Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:10:01When?
01:10:03In your dreams.
01:10:04Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:10:06And guess what?
01:10:07It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:10:18What?
01:10:18What's this?
01:10:19I can't believe my eyes.
01:10:21The ball's still moving.
01:10:24Look alive, boys.
01:10:26I'm still in play.
01:10:31It sucks.
01:10:34A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:10:38It's impossible.
01:10:39Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:10:50Yeah.
01:10:51Oh, my God!
01:10:58Let's go!
01:11:00I knew you could do it.
01:11:04Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:11:07How did you?
01:11:08Nah, you know what, man?
01:11:09it's gotta be a bug or something right i mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:16it's not a bug he took the path that ai considered to be impossible and he did it in one
01:11:22stroke
01:11:23he's done what ai thought to be beyond human ability a free lesson for you all the cold
01:11:30hard data in the world can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:11:35it's gonna be a long time before you beat me so all your little microchips won't win
01:11:44now let's take a look at the final leaderboard bobby and kane are tied for first you know what
01:11:49this means a sudden death rap whoever wins will move on to the next let's go boys
01:12:04what's wrong
01:12:07the painkillers have worn off haven't they don't worry i'll put kane in this place soon enough
01:12:27let's go come on now
01:12:36you've held out long enough old man it's time to end your legacy lion
01:12:47damn it painkillers worn off
01:13:00next is hole 10. 535 yards at par 4. kane carter is up next
01:13:14just give up the future belongs to young innovative players like me not wrinkly old dead
01:13:19weights you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:34what the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there
01:13:38just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy
01:13:43my experience doesn't lie
01:13:56you're so screwed even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:03chin up old man you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you for good
01:14:07daddy a lucky magic spell for you i know you can do it you got this
01:14:17soon soon soon what are you praying for a miracle i mean i guess you probably should
01:14:23because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this anything less and that trophy is
01:14:28mine
01:14:28a miracle miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:44the sun it actually disappeared
01:14:55it's fine at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:08yes nice shot bud bummer nerd yes kane slipped up
01:15:17bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:19then he's tied with kane let's run another round
01:15:22got this daddy god
01:15:26at his time it's gonna be the total eclipse how is he gonna swing in total darkness
01:15:30this is beyond lion's top records even at his peak plus it's about to be
01:15:34pitch black soon you can keep dreaming bud
01:15:38now it's bobby's turn he's looking rough we believe in you bobby he got this
01:15:52he's aiming for the flash he's swinging for the wind i'll tell you what i'll sweeten it
01:15:58you pull off this miracle i'll tear down that golden hill sign and i'll hand it to august
01:16:07august doesn't want your club your reputation is trash
01:16:13and you
01:16:16i'll go beyond i'll beat the old me after this shot august's name will echo across america
01:16:24now watch this drive
01:16:26so
01:16:29so
01:16:34so
01:16:40so
01:16:59Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:17:01Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:11Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:22How did he do this?
01:17:27Let's go!
01:17:31Let's go!
01:17:33No!
01:17:37I lost!
01:17:39He crushed me!
01:17:41How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:17:47Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:17:51Folks, did you see this?
01:17:53He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:17:57He's back, folks!
01:17:58The Goats! The Lion!
01:18:02Bobby White!
01:18:06The winner of the US Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:16I didn't do this for me.
01:18:21I did it for all of us.
01:18:23For August Golf Club!
01:18:25Woo!
01:18:27You cheated!
01:18:29This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:18:32You were taking pills.
01:18:34I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:18:36You were doping!
01:18:39No.
01:18:40The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:18:45You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:18:47I can prove it!
01:18:54The doping you saw?
01:18:56Painkillers.
01:18:58Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:01Legal.
01:19:02Approved by the association.
01:19:04And cleared prior to competition.
01:19:07It's all documented right here.
01:19:10You.
01:19:11You're on his team.
01:19:13You're in on it.
01:19:14Oh, and, uh, as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:24I have evidence.
01:19:26How about you?
01:19:29I have evidence.
01:19:31Do you?
01:19:34This is enough to arrest you.
01:19:36And investigate your little club.
01:19:39Come on, you motherfucker.
01:19:41Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:19:52A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:19:56But I did for my daughter.
01:19:57And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:04Stay.
01:20:05We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:10Please, stay!
01:20:13Stay!
01:20:14Stay!
01:20:15Stay!
01:20:16Stay!
01:20:17Stay!
01:20:18Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:20:21And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:20:25I'm staying with you.
01:20:27I'm not golfing.
01:20:31Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:20:34I've never seen you so cruel and strong before.
01:20:37You're amazing.
01:20:40I'm a big girl now.
01:20:42Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:20:45Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:20:53Okay.
01:20:55Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:20:58applause
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