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00:00I'm going to murder that guy. I'm going to chop him up into tiny little pieces, and then I'm going
00:03to glue those pieces back together, reanimate him, and chop him up again.
00:06No, you're not, Paula.
00:08Yeah, probably not. It's like a ton of work.
00:10Yeah, logistically speaking, it'd be like a lot of work, like bone glue and like those weird clamps.
00:17Who watches cable TV anyway?
00:19Can you please like stop and just come on, have a beer with me?
00:23I've got too much to do.
00:25I'll fall asleep. I'm old and broken.
00:28You are not old.
00:29Well, I am broken.
00:31How does this look?
00:33Trev.
00:34What?
00:35This?
00:36The goat is too small.
00:37Really?
00:38It's a small goat, yeah.
00:40Okay.
00:41Small goat.
00:43I need to get this place set up or else Carl's not going to let Hazel sleep here.
00:48That's crazy.
00:50My ex's lawyer is like super aggressive and mine got his job because he's good at softball.
00:54Relax, yeah.
00:56You're doing great.
00:57Well, that is untrue.
00:59No, it is true.
01:01You just have to push through this beginning.
01:03Beginnings are always the hardest part, right?
01:05No.
01:06Endings are the hardest part.
01:08Beginnings are, you know, full promise.
01:11Like maybe, I don't know, just this one time, instead of getting fisted by the giant puppeteer
01:17in the sky, I'll like find love or happiness.
01:21Maybe even just a $20 bill on the ground, right?
01:24But then if this is the good, happy part of my life, I might as well just cut it short
01:29and
01:30take a bath with a toaster.
01:32No.
01:32If I could even find it.
01:34No, no toasters.
01:36It's possible I'm being dramatic.
01:39I think so, yeah.
01:42Thank you for listening.
01:43Of course.
01:49Oh, shit.
01:51I hate to do this, but we've only got like six minutes left.
01:54Already?
01:55Yeah.
01:56Unless, uh, you want another hour?
01:58Can we make six minutes work?
02:00Paula.
02:01Come on, six minutes?
02:02Six minutes is like a lifetime.
02:05Do you know how fast I can get you off?
02:11Poor guy is suffocating down there.
02:14Better let him breathe.
02:22I'm going to make you feel so good, Paula.
02:24Because you deserve it.
02:29Hey, come on, take your clothes off.
02:31I want to see your body.
02:33Tick tock.
02:35Tick tock.
02:37Tick tock.
02:39Tick tock.
02:40Tick tock.
02:41Tick tock.
02:41Tick tock.
02:41Oh, my God, you're so hot.
02:43Oh, you're so hot.
02:44Oh, I know.
02:45You're young and strong and smooth like a dolphin,
02:48so I even close.
02:50You look fucking gorgeous.
02:53Are you ready for this?
02:56Oh, fuck.
03:00Kier.
03:01Yeah.
03:03B.
03:05Oh, my God.
03:07Oh, my God.
03:12Oh, my God.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:16Oh, my God.
03:17Oh, my God.
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:21Oh, my God.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:24Oh, my God.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:44I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this
03:46I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this
03:48I ain't freaking, I ain't faking this
03:50Shut up and let me go, hey!
04:03There's my baby
04:04Hi mama
04:05Hi Hazel
04:06I really want to sleep over your new apartment
04:08But dad says I can't yet
04:09Oh you totally can, no, tomorrow night
04:11It's gonna be so hot
04:14We need to do the banana dance
04:15We need to do the banana dance
04:17Oh my god, I was born to banana dance
04:19You know I can do all the tropical fruits
04:21I can mango, I can pineapple
04:27Oh, I gotta go
04:28Hey P, can I pretty please get any fact checks on that story, like, now?
04:33Oh, well, I mean, it's 3,000 words and I just, just, just got it
04:36Yes, but somebody is always late on the deadline
04:39Excuse me?
04:39J.K.
04:40J.K.
04:41He is on to a major story though, so we have to move
04:43People want to read about the senator's improprieties
04:45They don't care about precise deeds
04:47Okay, yeah, totally get it
04:48But just in terms of fact checking, there's some problematic deep
04:51What?
04:52Well, like, she says she took the A train to get to his office
04:56The A train doesn't even go there
04:57She took A train, it's truth E, help us, Paula
05:00She took a train
05:00Look, Paula, I know you have the higher standards
05:02But it's no good if we finish second
05:04You've asked for a bigger role here, yes?
05:06Yes
05:07We all agree this department needs a leader
05:08And I'm totally ready for that
05:10Yeah, management is looking at outside candidates
05:13I have been pushing for you
05:15Okay, thank you, thank you
05:16Don't thank me
05:17Just show everyone you are who I hope you are
05:19We need this article by end of day, do you feel me?
05:22You are felt
05:31Hey, P, you are felt?
05:35What a deeply weird thing to say
05:37Yeah
05:38Were you trying to be sarcastic or, like, kiss her ass?
05:40Neither of them worked, by the way
05:42No, because if you want to kiss her ass, you would hide your anger better
05:45Yeah, like, we really hope you become our boss
05:48We really hope you become our boss
05:51And then if you would be sarcastic, you would, like, change your inflection a bit more
05:54We really hope you would become our boss
05:56You have to change your inflection
05:58Could you please go back to work?
06:00Come on, Paula, we're just, uh, JK-ing
06:03Paula, we're just JK-ing
06:04It's Susie
06:05It's a Susie impression because of
06:06Yeah, because of the British accent
06:07Up yours, Rudy
06:08Okay
06:09Putting it up there
06:10Love ya
06:29Guys, I want to move my gator
06:31But we need more cha-ching in those chats, you know
06:35We want to see our tips
06:36We need to see your tips
06:38Beautifully put, Skye
06:39We want fancy sushi for lunch
06:41Yeah, yeah, yeah
06:42Invitation crab
06:43We want crab, crab
06:45Guys, remember, I do private video chats, uh, as well
06:50So, you know, you turn your camera on, too
06:55Just put the request in
07:22Oh, God
07:48Hey, good luck
07:50How you doing?
07:51Yeah, good
07:52I thought we were having dinner together
08:01My mom is the exact opposite place
08:04Super traditional
08:05You know, she's like a big fan of our bush
08:10You know, we had like a farm with animals and everything
08:12Really?
08:13Yeah
08:14You were looking at the blue ribbon winner
08:16For my pig at the county fair
08:20No, you're fucking with me
08:21Wait, is this like a fantasy for one of your other clients?
08:25Like they like to watch you milk a cow real slow?
08:28No, I'm serious
08:29It's true
08:29It's um, I have a picture somewhere
08:32Honestly
08:33I just didn't think I'd be here, you know
08:36Like I'm supposed to have it all figured out
08:39And
08:41I'm a mess
08:42I have you
08:44And a third grader to talk to
08:46Like I'm barely treading water
08:48This is good company
08:50Also, you're saying treading water like
08:52Like it's a bad thing
08:53But
08:54I mean, treading water is
08:55What you do to keep from drowning
08:57I did get a certificate
08:58In Girl Scouts
09:00For treading water
09:01You are so
09:03Smart
09:04And funny
09:06And sexy as hell
09:10Uh, coming
09:13Uh, hold on one second, okay
09:15Wait, someone
09:15I don't know
09:16It's a door
09:26Help me
09:28Go, go, go, go
09:30Get the fuck out of here
09:33Get the fuck out
09:35Hey, call it
09:36Oh my god
09:38Trevor
09:40Okay, okay, okay, okay
09:42Hey, leave him
09:45Leave him alone
09:46Leave him alone
09:48Leave him alone
09:52I'm filming, I'm filming
09:53Stop it
09:54Leave him alone
09:56What do you want?
09:58What do you want?
09:58Oh my god, leave him alone
10:03I'm filming you, motherfucker
10:07Go see me
10:23And just to clarify
10:24This was all during an internet sexting, ma'am
10:29Uh, what does that have to do with anything?
10:31Respectfully, I'm only asking
10:32Because I think it may be fake
10:33What do you mean it's fake?
10:36Fake, like
10:38Not real
10:40But I don't want to diminish your experience
10:44Let's play it out
10:44Say it happened
10:45Sure, why not
10:46For a goof
10:47Do you know where he lives?
10:48No
10:50No
10:52Okay, so he could be in
10:54Romania for all we know
10:55No, he's in America
10:57Uh, east coast time
11:00Because we would make plans
11:02And just say one
11:02Not, like one east coast time
11:04And, and, and northeast
11:06Because we had the same weather
11:10I feel like he's local
11:11Okay, sure
11:14Still, if he was assaulted
11:16Um, we wouldn't know where exactly
11:19To send police officers
11:21And, uh, another possibility
11:24Is that, as I said earlier
11:25This could be fake
11:26A scam
11:27Scam
11:29You said you had your camera on
11:31You could see you?
11:32Yep
11:34Okay, so he could have recorded you
11:38Are you married?
11:41I'm divorced
11:42Me too
11:44Love isn't about getting yelled at all weekend
11:47Assuming he did record you
11:50He could blackmail you
11:51No, he wouldn't do that
11:52Okay, um, ma'am
11:54Maybe
11:57Maybe you didn't know him
11:59Maybe it was all an act
12:00I mean, you pay a fee
12:02You get some tenderness
12:03Just because he does this kind of work
12:05Doesn't mean he's a bad person
12:06Of course not
12:09But
12:10Still, this isn't the first time
12:11We've seen this kind of scam
12:13And if it's that
12:14Tonight, maybe
12:15Tomorrow
12:16We're gonna get a call
12:18Does he have your number?
12:19Yeah
12:20May want to change that
12:21Anyway, he's gonna tell you a sob story
12:23Like he's in debt to some bad dudes
12:26Or something like that
12:27And if he could get ten
12:28Maybe twenty grand
12:29He can be free
12:30If he calls Hang Up
12:31Don't engage
12:32These people are very good
12:34They know how to pick their marks
12:35Well, either you're wrong
12:37Or I'm
12:37A fucking idiot
12:39No
12:40No, no
12:41You're a human being
12:42I'm not a garbage out there
12:44Trying to make money off that
12:45Good people
12:47They're like
12:48Agnets
12:52And sometimes
12:53We attract
12:54Trouble some things
13:01Help, help, help
13:03Come on
13:04I've lost someone
13:04Here
13:07We're
13:12Oh
13:21Hey Paula, how are ya?
13:22Yeah
13:24You're my lawyer
13:24You tell me
13:25Ah, you've been better
13:27Looks like
13:28Carl's team now wants to see Hazel's bedroom
13:30Really?
13:32Nah, it'll be fine
13:32Nothing's gonna be easy with these guys
13:34It all boils down to
13:35Carl wants to move
13:36You don't want him to
13:36Well, I'm seeing Hazel this afternoon
13:38So I can get the whole story
13:39No, you won't
13:40Avoid conflict
13:41Let me handle it
13:43Hazel's friends are here
13:44Her school's here
13:45What's going on with the promotion?
13:47They haven't said anything official
13:49But it seems good
13:50Okay
13:51Stable job
13:52Newly promoted
13:52Role model for Hazel
13:53I wish you were my mom
13:54Uh, anything else going on?
13:56Nope
13:59Come in
14:00Hey
14:01Hi
14:01Hazel will be right down
14:02She's just watching Human Centipede
14:04Or is it Minions?
14:06Minions is the one where they're sewn together, right?
14:07Uh, I think that's the stigma of me
14:10Want to come in?
14:11Mmm
14:12It'll be just a minute
14:13Okay
14:14You can stay out here if you want
14:14Is that okay?
14:15It's up to you
14:16It's hot
14:16Yeah
14:17She tell you she wants to try
14:19Ice hockey, co-ed
14:20I said no
14:21It's not gonna happen
14:22Oh, good, good
14:24Practice is at 5 a.m
14:255
14:25Yeah
14:26Who does that?
14:27Oh, I don't know
14:28Like, way better parents than us
14:30That's why our class is great
14:31Because
14:32We get to sleep in
14:33And she doesn't have her teeth knocked out
14:35Yeah, art is better than hockey
14:37That's right
14:39Mmm
14:39Hmm
14:41A little early
14:42Oh, we're celebrating
14:43Now we're just signing new clients
14:44Oh, great
14:45Yeah, but that's also really lovely of you to comment on my behavior
14:48I'm not commenting
14:50There's no comment
14:52Hazel
14:53Let's go, bud
14:57Nice
14:59Carl
15:00Does it have to be Boise?
15:02I'm not moving to Idaho
15:03You might like it
15:04Oh, yeah
15:05I'll grow the county's biggest potato and I'll become mayor by accident
15:09Come on
15:11I'd vote for you
15:12I like a big potato
15:13You're making it ugly and it doesn't have to be
15:17Like, can you just think about it, please?
15:20For one second
15:21Let's not do this right now like this, please
15:23Think about her
15:24For one second
15:27How's the house?
15:29You know it's an apartment
15:31And it's fucking dreamy
15:32Great
15:33Yeah, it's
15:36Hey, look, I'm not saying this to start a fight
15:38But I know how bad you want to see Hazel over the holiday
15:40It's just impossible and it's not going to work
15:42You can't do me one favor?
15:44I can't do you this favor
15:49I'm going to wait in the car until her movie's done, okay?
15:53Okay
15:53Just send her out when she's done
15:55You got it
15:57Squeeze that lemon and make that juice
15:59Drink it up, you got no excuse
16:01Hands up high
16:03Move your body now, don't be shy
16:05Oh, wow
16:06I'll make them go bananas
16:08I'll make them go bananas
16:10I'll make them go bananas
16:15Yeah!
16:16You did it!
16:17That one was really good
16:19Can I post it?
16:20I don't know
16:21Are you ready to be super famous?
16:23I only have three followers, Mom
16:25You'd add them out
16:26Okay, I've got takeout pizza
16:28But I could also make you a pasta with volanese
16:32Pizza!
16:34Pizza!
16:35Okay, but I am getting way better
16:38I promise you
16:39Okay
16:40Okay, less
16:41Less watching and more making pizza into energy
16:45Hello!
16:46Do it!
16:47No!
16:50Mom?
16:51Yeah?
16:52You guys got something?
16:53Oh, I won't know for a bit, but thank you for asking, dumpling
16:58I think you're going to get it
16:59Yeah?
17:00I know you're going to get it
17:01Thank you
17:02Thank you so much
17:07Hello!
17:08It's Paula
17:09Paula, Paula, Paula, it's me
17:11It's a trout
17:15Paula?
17:16Just a sec, Hazelman
17:18Yeah, I'm telling you no
17:19Because they kidnapped me
17:21My mom gave me all the money in
17:27Not enough?
17:29No!
17:29Bummer!
17:30They're going to kill me
17:40I'm sorry
17:41I'm sorry, please
17:43Please, Paula, help me
17:44I'm so scared
17:46I'm so scared
17:48No, Paula, Paula, please
17:50Why are 50,000 or they're going to kill me?
18:06Trevor, just don't, just stop, okay?
18:08Listen up, you need to send $15,000 or he's dead
18:12You hear me?
18:13He is dead
18:15Ma!
18:16Is that why I shot me?
18:19No!
18:23Detective Martinez
18:24Hi, it's Paula Sanders
18:26Um, we called asking for money
18:28What do we do?
18:29We ignore him
18:30We ignore him
18:30I'm sorry
18:30I'm sorry
18:30This is a nuisance
18:31Not a real crime
18:32Besides, we have nothing to go on
18:33That's it?
18:35Listen, I'm sorry this happened to you
18:36I have to run
18:55Mom?
18:57Mom!
18:58Mom!
18:58Hazel, I'm in the shower
19:00Mom, somebody's calling you
19:02Hazel, don't answer it
19:04Don't answer it, honey
19:08Hello?
19:11Hazel!
19:12He said his name was Trevor and he said he could call back
19:15Why did you answer? I told you not to! Right?
19:18What?
19:21Hey, baby
19:23Shh!
19:24It's okay, I'm sorry, it was my fault
19:26My fault
19:26Shh, shh
19:31He was really crying, Mom
19:33Really?
19:35Yeah, that's a big part
19:39He's probably watching Bambi
19:41No
19:43No
19:43No
19:50I love you
19:52Have so much fun
19:53And remember, do not poop your pants
19:56Okay, no promises, I love you
19:58Bye, Paula
20:00Paula
20:01Paula
20:02So, I know you said no, but the soccer team still needs a second coach
20:05Uh-huh
20:05I do it, but I ran out of Xanax
20:07Just kidding, I have so much Xanax
20:09But I'm already organizing a dance fundraiser and it is sapping my will to live
20:12Uh, I...
20:14I never said no
20:15Oh, Carl said you weren't interested
20:20Well, I am interested
20:22Wait, really?
20:23Yeah
20:23Well, I'm like...
20:24I'm so interested, I love...
20:26Soccer's my thing
20:27Really?
20:27Yeah
20:27Yay!
20:28Yeah, that's so fun
20:29Thank God
20:30Thank God, thanks for asking
20:31Yeah, yeah, so the other coach is a dad, Steve
20:34But don't worry, he's not a Steve
20:36I'll grab the equipment for you
20:38I'll be right back
20:41Well, I heard everyone's downsizing their fact-checking departments
20:46Thank you, AI
20:48So, how's your LinkedIn?
20:49Tight as fuck, you?
20:50Oh, I don't have that shit, I deleted mine
20:53Why?
20:54I'm gonna stand out by being harder to find
20:56You know, like, elusive, kinda exclusive
20:59Let me stop you there, that's a terrible idea
21:01Is it though?
21:03Think about it for a second
21:05Mmm, still terrible
21:08I just disagree
21:11We're fine, they'll never get rid of us
21:13Thank you
21:19Hello, Paula
21:21Paula, it's me
21:23How the fuck did you get this number?
21:27How the fuck did you get my fucking work number?
21:30Please
21:32Please, please
21:33Stop, stop, stop
21:35Stop it, okay?
21:36He's gonna kill me
21:37I know it's a scam, okay?
21:39I know it
21:41After all the time we spend together
21:43After everything that I shared with you
21:45Just admit it, Trevor
21:46If that's even your real name
21:49What does it matter?
21:56Either way, you need to pay
21:59We know everything
22:01Your job
22:02Your ex's job
22:03Cute little hazel
22:05We can destroy your life
22:08I don't want that for you
22:09I like you, Paula
22:10You know that
22:11Pay the money
22:12Do it now
22:18We can destroy your life
22:21This is a lot of bread
22:22This is an aggressive amount of bread
22:25I wonder if too much bread is as annoying to like starving kids in Appalachia
22:30Really?
22:31Because I don't want a loaf so big it looks like I have itty bitty baby hands
22:35You're gonna food shame me?
22:36Do you guys ever watch porn?
22:40Did I hear that was
22:42That's a big change of subjects from Paula
22:46Like on the internet
22:47As opposed to in a movie theater
22:49I just read this really weird story
22:52Where they said that they can scam you
22:56Yeah, those sites have a lot of malware
22:57Um, porn is kind of gross
23:00Well, sex work isn't gross
23:02I mean, people need to make a living
23:03No, bro, I know
23:05Hashtag sex work is work
23:06We are all allies
23:07But like, the industry itself is pretty abusive
23:09I don't know, I mean
23:10My roommate has an OnlyFans
23:12It's no big deal
23:12Oh, you're a roommate now?
23:13Not your girlfriend?
23:14Well, we're just room-mixing them
23:17Right, because it's cooled off
23:19If I only sleeps with you when it's thawed out
23:20There's a room with air conditioning
23:22These are these for free on
23:29Are you okay, Paula?
23:30Yeah, fine
23:34That's a lot of bread
23:34Let's walk
24:02I'm ready to pull out your fucking game
24:21I'm ready to pull out your fucking game
24:27Where the fuck is it?
24:30Where the fuck are you?
24:36Oh, no
24:50I'm filming you motherfucker
25:01Taekwondo
25:23Oh, how come we never see the stars?
25:27Sorry, what's that?
25:28There's no stars.
25:30You can see the moon, but like, that's it.
25:33Oh yeah, it's because it's too bright.
25:36We have all these cars and street lights and stuff.
25:40Sometimes it just doesn't get dark enough to see the stars.
25:44That really sucks.
25:45Hey, watch it with the S-word.
25:47That is not the S-word.
25:50It's shit, right?
25:54It's shit.
25:55You know, I'm gonna take you camping one day.
25:57You won't believe how many stars you can see.
26:00Yeah, you can see so much more in the dark.
26:01Oh, shit, I gotta get to the stars.
26:14What was that?
26:21I can't wait for it.
26:26I can see too many stars.
26:31You can see too many stars to be perfect.
26:31You can see too many stars.
27:00I think I found him.
27:03Paula!
27:04No, no, no, no. You don't understand.
27:05No, I do.
27:07As we thought, it's a scam.
27:09He recorded you. He has your info.
27:12Okay? He can CSI enhance and use it against you.
27:15Exactly. And that's what I did to him.
27:17So he lives in Harding Park.
27:19He's in one of three houses across from Mr. Crabbe on Craft Avenue.
27:22It's right by the airport.
27:24See? So now what do we do?
27:26We continue to investigate.
27:28We're already doing everything we can given the facts.
27:30You're doing everything you can.
27:32I just gave you exactly where he is.
27:37Can't you go check out the houses?
27:40Can't you do fucking anything?
27:42I am trying to explain to you how the system works.
27:47I am an officer of the law. I am not your gal pal.
27:51This is the real world.
27:52I will continue to look into it.
27:56But as I've told you, change your number.
27:59Put one more barrier between you and him.
28:05We have three major stories in the coming weeks.
28:07These are going to be really into-
28:09Can I just take this?
28:11It's okay.
28:11Yeah. Hello.
28:12Hey. How are ya?
28:15Hey, I talked to Mallory and if you want Hazel over the holidays, we're okay with it.
28:20We can make that happen for you.
28:21Really?
28:22Yeah, really. I think you guys will have fun.
28:24Oh.
28:25Yeah, yeah. We will have fun. That's great. That's awesome. Thank you.
28:28All right. I gotta go. I'm on the Peloton. I'm about to puke all over northern Italy.
28:34Hey, do you know what I want to do tonight?
28:36What?
28:37I want to go buy a bunch of gifts that we totally don't need.
28:40And then maybe have a bunch of chocolate syrup just in a bowl and you can eat it with a
28:44spoon.
28:44Or a straw if you want to. Maybe watch that movie that you really want to watch.
28:47Oh, yeah.
28:48You have homework?
28:49No.
28:50You said homework?
28:50No, I didn't.
28:51You want to do homework instead?
28:52No.
28:53No.
28:55I can't twist your arm, you know?
28:57How would you love homework so much, then I guess that's what we're going to have to do tonight.
29:01You don't want to have the best day ever?
29:03Yes, I do.
29:03You don't?
29:04Yes.
29:04You don't want to do homework?
29:05No.
29:06Boo hoo.
29:07Boo hoo.
29:12Back of my head.
29:13No.
29:14Wow.
29:14And some of it got in my hair.
29:17And that's how I got the ear infection.
29:19Rafa?
29:20Otis put hot tamales on my ice cream.
29:24And I was really mad, but I ate it anyway.
29:25You did?
29:26Yep.
29:27Do you want some hot tamales on this?
29:29No.
29:29Why?
29:30No, because it was gross.
29:31Oh.
29:32He's like Ganon, but ten times bigger.
29:34Whoa, really?
29:35Waska was showing me how to like, like, a defeat count.
29:48Yeah, I'm a T-Mobile customer and I'm thinking about changing my number.
29:53Yeah, no, not yet, but how would that work with my 80 contacts and stuff?
29:57Anybody who wants scrabbled eggs, time to wake up!
29:59I want Pop-Stars!
30:02Hey!
30:03Hi, honey!
30:04You're seven minutes late.
30:05Hey, how many seconds?
30:06Hi, mommy!
30:07You have fun?
30:07Bye, baby.
30:08You going inside?
30:08Yep.
30:09Bye.
30:09I'm going to talk to mom for a second.
30:11I'll see you right in there, okay?
30:12Okay.
30:14Okay.
30:18What the fuck are you doing, Paula?
30:21What?
30:22There's some guy named Trevor FaceTimed me and he's desperate to talk to you?
30:26Who the fuck is Trevor?
30:28He looked about 20 and strung out.
30:30Is that who you're fucking now?
30:31You fucking midnight cowboy?
30:32You know what he said to me?
30:33He said that I needed to get your attention or he was a dead man.
30:37What the fuck does that even mean?
30:42Please, what does it mean?
30:46But how the fuck did he know about Portland?
30:50Why would you tell him about Portland, Paula?
30:53Why would you tell fucking anyone?
30:58Answer me, please.
31:00I'm lost here.
31:02What is wrong with you?
31:06You know what?
31:07Actually, I'm calling my lawyers and I'm telling them this.
31:09And I'll tell you, Paula, you can forget about seeing Hazel over the holiday.
31:12That's not going to happen.
31:13And if you are acting erratic again, I don't think it's safe for you to be around Hazel unsupervised.
31:19I'm sorry, but it's fucking not.
31:22I need it.
31:24I need that.
31:25I need to see that.
31:25I knew something was wrong with you.
31:27You can't do that.
31:27But what the fuck is wrong with you?
31:29Carl, you can't do that.
31:29You can't do that.
31:30I can't fucking do that.
31:31No, you can't do that to me.
31:33Tighten your fucking shit up.
31:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
31:57Enough!
31:58we're ready!
32:09Stop fucking calling me!
32:16Cut! Cut!
32:17Cut! Cut! Cut!
32:18Cut the goddamn car!
32:20Come on!
32:24Fuck!
32:25Fuck!
32:35Fuck!
32:36Fuck!
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32:38Fuck!
32:41Fuck!
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32:44Fuck!
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32:55Fuck!
32:55Fuck!
32:55Fuck!
32:56Fuck!
32:58Fuck!
32:59Fuck!
33:00Fuck!
33:01Fuck!
33:02Fuck!
33:04Fuck!
33:07I don't know.
33:34I don't know.
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