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Hey AJ - Season 1 - Episode 01: To Mommy With Lava
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00:02Hey AJ!
00:04Hey dad!
00:05He's my dad!
00:07Hey mom!
00:08Hey AJ!
00:09She's my mom!
00:11Hey Jesse!
00:12Hey AJ!
00:13She's my bestie!
00:15Here's Theo!
00:16He's a rabbit!
00:19Hey!
00:20That's the magic!
00:21Here we go!
00:24Here we go!
00:25Hey AJ!
00:30Here we go!
00:32Hey AJ!
00:33Hey AJ!
00:35Hey AJ!
00:37Here we go!
00:38Hey AJ!
00:40Hey AJ!
00:42Hey AJ!
00:44Hey AJ!
00:50Donation situation
00:56Ho ho ho!
00:57I'm gonna find ya!
01:01You are good at hiding Theo!
01:03But I'm gonna find you my bunny best friend!
01:07Ah ha!
01:10Ugh!
01:11Theo!
01:12Where are you?
01:15Hiding seek is no fun if the hider is too good to be seeked!
01:20Seeked?
01:21Is that even a word?
01:22But you're too good at hiding!
01:27When in doubt, go back to the beginning AJ!
01:30Where you first started the game!
01:37Ah ha!
01:38Nice try Theo!
01:40Where are you gonna be surprised?
01:43Hey AJ!
01:44Ah!
01:45Jesse!
01:46You surprised me!
01:48Oh!
01:49Is that a new jacket?
01:52You...
01:52Look...
01:53Fabulous!
01:54Thank you!
01:55My mom got this jacket for me!
01:57It's...
01:58Amazing!
02:00Hey!
02:01I have a jacket just like it!
02:03Come on!
02:04I'll put mine on and we'll look like twins!
02:07No one will be able to tell us apart!
02:20Whoa!
02:21Good morning, Jesse!
02:22Man!
02:23That jacket is fire!
02:25Thank you, Mr. AJ's dad!
02:27Wait!
02:27Is fire good?
02:28I...
02:29I thought fire was bad!
02:30In this case, fire is very good!
02:32It means it looks super fabulous!
02:34I have a jacket just like it, which is also fire!
02:38Oh!
02:39Oh!
02:39You should put it on!
02:40No one will be able to tell you two apart!
02:42That's what I said!
02:43Yeah!
02:49This is where I keep my jackets!
02:51It's right here!
02:54Hmm...
02:55No...
02:56It's here?
02:58No...
02:58It should be...
03:00Here?
03:01But it's not here!
03:03It's okay!
03:04I mean...
03:05If it was only kinda really the same as mine,
03:08we wouldn't be twins anyway!
03:10No!
03:10It was really, really the same!
03:12The same blue collar and pink zipper!
03:15The only difference was that my mom showed my name on the inside!
03:19Right...
03:19Here!
03:21Gasp!
03:22That's an A and...
03:24That's a J!
03:25Unless we switch to bodies...
03:27This is your jacket!
03:30Gasp again!
03:31I don't get it!
03:33Why was your jacket for sale at Thrift Store LLC?
03:37Oh!
03:37That's where you got it?
03:39Mom and I love Thrift Store LLC!
03:41It's a magical place!
03:43People take stuff there that they don't need anymore,
03:46and you can buy it!
03:48I got so much stuff from there!
03:50Like my favorite raincoat!
03:51Oh!
03:55Oh!
03:56Oh!
03:57Oh!
03:59Oh!
04:01But you're right!
04:02How do the jacket that I wear all the time,
04:05or at least some of the time,
04:06or at least occasionally,
04:08end up at Thrift Store LLC?
04:12Hmm...
04:12Hey!
04:14Detective AJ will get to the bottom of this!
04:19Ready to get to work,
04:21Senior Detective and Partner Gumshoe Jesse?
04:24Ready!
04:26Wait...
04:26Why'd you call me Gumshoe?
04:28It's from an old detective movie I saw.
04:30I think it meets detective.
04:32Plus, uh...
04:33You've really got some yucky gum on your shoe.
04:36Oh, so that's where I left it!
04:38Okay.
04:39So, who can help us find out
04:41why your jacket ended up at Thrift Store LLC?
04:44The neighborhood know-it-all.
04:47Theo the Snoop!
04:48With those ears, he hears everything!
04:51Let's go look for Theo!
05:03Look out now.
05:04Detective's on a case.
05:08We're looking for a coat-taker, Theo.
05:10What do you hear?
05:11Well, with these ears of mine,
05:13I hear a great deal.
05:14Neighbours talking,
05:15your father's terrible singing,
05:17some really terrific knock-knock jokes.
05:19But the question is,
05:20what am I willing to share with you?
05:22And what is my reward if I do?
05:24We need you to talk, Theo.
05:27You couldn't get me to talk,
05:28even if you scratched me behind my fabulous ears.
05:32Oh, yeah?
05:33Like this?
05:34Oh, yes.
05:38That's the spot.
05:39But I'm not telling you about the jacket.
05:42Oh, no.
05:43How about this?
05:45Ew!
05:46Oh, man.
05:47Hang on.
05:48That's better.
05:50Now, who took the jacket out of AJ's closet?
05:54I'm not telling anything.
05:57We'll see about that.
05:59How about some yummy carrot cake?
06:04Oh, my giddy aunt,
06:06you know how I fancy a sweetie.
06:08All right.
06:09Don't let this get round,
06:11but I hear there's a cat burglar prowling about.
06:14What's a cat burglinger?
06:16No, love.
06:17It's cat burglar.
06:19A burglar is a person who steals things,
06:21and a cat burglar steals things
06:23by moving quickly and quietly like a cat.
06:26Oh.
06:28And I hear that the cat burglar is out burglaring tonight.
06:32Oh, my goodness.
06:34Tonight?
06:35Come on, senior detectiving partner, Jesse.
06:38Let's go.
06:41I'll get another cake like this on my birthday, yes?
06:44Hmm?
06:47It's coming up soon, you know.
06:50Hello?
06:51Anyone?
06:52If I help you, you do have more cake, right?
06:55Wait for me!
06:59Cat burglar, who could it be?
07:04Cat burglar, it isn't me.
07:08It's a mystery.
07:08Quick as a kitten!
07:09Quiet as a mouse cat's out of the bag
07:11and into the house!
07:13We're on the case, looking all about.
07:15Gonna try to find what the cat dragged out.
07:17Don't you worry, don't want to brag.
07:20Gonna get this cat right back in the bag.
07:23Cat burglar, who could it be?
07:28Cat burglar, it isn't me.
07:32Cat burglar, it's a mystery.
07:37Cat burglar, who could it be?
07:41Six lives, seven lives, eight lives, nine
07:43No such thing as a perfect crime
07:45It's a curious game of cat and mouse
07:48Gonna find yourself in the big dog house
07:50Gonna find the clues, gonna tell the truth
07:52I'm as jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof
07:55Cat burglar, who could it be?
08:01Cat burglar, it isn't me
08:06Cat burglar, it's a mystery
08:10Cat burglar, who could it be?
08:13That burglar is going on a burglaring chambray
08:17It's a burglar-bury!
08:19I actually don't think that's a word
08:21What do we do?
08:22We're out of clues and we still haven't caught the cat bangler
08:24Who took the jacket to thrift store LLC
08:29I always say, when in doubt, go back to the beginning
08:32To where the jacket was last seen before I was seen
08:35On me
08:36On you!
08:38Oh, oh, you mean your closet
08:40My closet!
08:43Cat burglar, it's a mystery
08:47Cat burglar, who could it be?
08:52Where are high, they don't know
08:56The missing piece, where did it go?
09:01I think we found the cat burglar
09:03Oh man, I wish we had a flashlight
09:06You're welcome
09:08Now let's catch a cat burglar
09:11Caught you on the act!
09:14Mom?
09:15Hi, Mrs. AJ's mom
09:17Your mom is the cat band-a-lar?
09:19I'm the what?
09:21And would you please take that light out of my eyes, AJ?
09:24Sorry!
09:25You're the cat burglar!
09:27I'm the cat burglar?
09:29I love it!
09:31Meow!
09:32So, how did I become that?
09:34Well, my mom bought me this super cool jacket at thrift store LLC
09:37Ooh, I love that store
09:39I know, my mom and me too
09:41So I showed it to AJ
09:42And I said I have a jacket just like it
09:45So we came here
09:46Because if we both wore them, no one could tell us the part
09:48But her jacket was gone
09:49Because I was wearing it
09:51So we were trying to figure out how my jacket got to thrift store LLC
09:54Theo told us it was the cat badger who took it
09:56Then we found a whole other box of stuff
09:58Including one of Daddy's jerseys
10:00And then we caught you cat-handed
10:02Well, you got it right
10:04I am the cat burglar
10:06You got me, coppers
10:07Just when I was about to make tracks
10:10It's a bum rap, see?
10:11I've got an airtight alibi
10:13Meow
10:17I didn't understand any of that
10:20Sorry, honey
10:21Every now and then
10:22When I'm cleaning your room or putting away laundry
10:25I take some things you don't use anymore
10:27And give them to the thrift store
10:29But why?
10:31Remember how excited you were to find your favorite raincoat?
10:35You were pretty excited
10:37Mm-hmm
10:39Oh, AJ
10:40If I take your old baby clothes or books you don't read anymore
10:43And give them to the store
10:45Someone else can be as excited about those things
10:48As you were about your raincoat
10:50Which makes a good point
10:51But
10:52But this jacket is fire
10:55It is fire
10:57Yes, but it's too long in the arms for you
10:59You can't use your hands
11:01No, it isn't
11:02Look
11:05Um
11:06Okay, so maybe it's a little long
11:09Oh, honey
11:10I knew if we gave it to the thrift store LLC
11:12Some other kid would find it
11:14And love it
11:15And I do love it
11:17But
11:17It looks nice on you
11:19Even if you can't see your hands
11:20If you really miss it, AJ
11:22You can have it back
11:23Absolutely not
11:25I think it looks too amazing on you
11:28Yay
11:29I love this jacket so much
11:31Hey
11:31What else can we give away so someone else can feel like this?
11:35Woo
11:35Giving away more stuff?
11:38Great idea
11:39Let's talk about those shoes, Mom
11:41They're a tiny bit big on you
11:43Is that my jersey?
11:46You trying to give away my jersey?
11:48Mm-mm
11:49Not today
11:50Daddy
11:51Someone will love it
11:53Yep
11:54And that someone is
11:56Me
11:56After him, detective
11:58Get him!
12:02It's too small for you anyway
12:13Birthday Bob
12:17It's Mom's birthday
12:18It's Mom's birthday
12:19May I have your attention, please?
12:22In case you didn't know
12:23It's Mommy's birthday!
12:26Are you excited?
12:30Me too
12:31And that's why I wrote a super special birthday bop
12:34To sing at my mom's party tonight
12:35You know what a bop is, right?
12:41Well, a bop just means a really good song, sillies
12:44And you get to hear it first
12:47And you get to hear it first
12:48So now
12:49Introducing me
12:50The one
12:52The only
12:53It's Rockstar AJ in the house
12:56Hey Mom
12:59Hey Mom, it's your birthday
13:10Wild safari rice
13:13Gulf shrimp
13:14Smoked sausage
13:15Little bell pepper
13:19And just who told you it was okay
13:21To sample my special birthday jumbolaya
13:24Jumbolaya?
13:25Don't you mean jumbo-layer?
13:28No girl, I mean jumbo
13:29You know everything I do is extra large
13:31I took my grandma's family recipe
13:34And martified it
13:37What is that girl singing up there?
13:39I don't know
13:40But it's kind of a bop
13:42Well, I wish I could stay to hear more
13:44But I'm getting pampered for my birthday party tonight
13:47When you see me next
13:48I'll be a new woman
13:49New woman or not
13:51I love you all the same
13:55Wow
13:56AJ's really putting on a show up there
13:58Let me see if I can squeeze
14:00Into the audience
14:04Mommy, Mommy, Mommy
14:05Huzzah!
14:06Your Majesty!
14:07I mean
14:08Yas!
14:09Queen!
14:10Mommy, Mommy, Mommy
14:11It's your birthday!
14:13Yeah!
14:15Wait
14:16What happened to the singer?
14:18AJ
14:19What's wrong?
14:20Why are you all frozen in place like that?
14:22You look like a tiny Statue of Liberty
14:29I...
14:29I can't say it, Daddy
14:31I was doing great until I saw you
14:34And then I got really scared
14:36But I'm not sure why
14:39Uh-oh
14:40Sounds like you got a case of the jitters
14:43The jitters?
14:44Oh, no
14:45What's that?
14:47Is it contagious?
14:50Nah
14:50The jitters is when you get really nervous
14:52About doing something in front of a whole bunch of people
14:55That's me for sure
14:57I was gonna sing my song at Mom's birthday party
15:01But now I'm scared I might forget the words
15:03Or freeze up like I just did with you
15:06It could ruin her party
15:08Uh, my palms are getting sweaty just thinking about it
15:13I used to be like you
15:14My body would get all tight
15:15And of course my hands would start to sweat
15:18And then my voice would get all squeaky like this
15:20That's it
15:22That's exactly how I feel
15:24If I can't even sing my song in front of you
15:26How am I going to sing in front of everybody?
15:29The struggle is real, Daddy
15:32Oh
15:33Daddy knows that the struggle is real
15:35Every Sunday before a football game
15:37I get real nervous about having to play in front of a crowd of people
15:40And get the jitters
15:41My hands would shake more than an earthquake
15:44You?
15:46Nervous?
15:46Uh-uh
15:47Yes, huh
15:48I had terrible jitters
15:50But I figured out a way to calm myself
15:52So I'd be less nervous
15:54Oh
15:54Maybe you can show me how to get over the jitters
15:57So I can do it too
15:59Hey
16:04There's so many people at this football game, Theo
16:08Look, there's my dad on the bench
16:11Daddy
16:12Oh my gosh
16:13You look so nervous
16:15I've got the jitters
16:17I've got the jitters
16:18I mean, I'm nervous
16:20Look at my sweaty hands
16:24Well, that saves me a shower later
16:27A lot of people in that crowd today
16:28But I'll be okay
16:30Once I do my anti-jitters routine
16:32Without it, my feet get all tangled
16:34And then I can't run or catch the ball
16:36Check this out
16:38In order to stop being nervous
16:39First I do five jumping jacks to get my energy going
16:43One
16:44Two
16:47Is that five?
16:49That's a great idea
16:50You just gotta shite the nervous jitters out of you
16:53I'll be a swinging day by no time
16:56I'm not done though
16:57Then
16:58I power lift another player five times to get my strength up
17:01Three
17:01Four
17:02Five
17:04That seems exhausting
17:06I can't even let Theo over my head five times
17:09I'm just trying to sing
17:11Not get muscles
17:16Finally, to remind myself just to have fun
17:19I do a silly dance
17:22Woo!
17:23Your boy's feeling good now
17:25And that's my anti-nervous routine
17:28My jitters are gone
17:29What you think?
17:32I think it's kind of silly
17:35Does it work?
17:37Well, we're about to find out
17:39It's time to play
17:44Throw it here!
17:45Throw it here!
17:46I'm open!
17:47I'm open!
17:48Throw it here!
17:48Oh, there it goes!
17:49There it goes!
17:50Just go!
17:55Yeah, that's what I'm talking about
17:58Touchdown!
17:59That's right!
18:00Go, Marty!
18:02Go, Marty!
18:03Go, Marty!
18:03Go!
18:04Get it, Theo!
18:05Um, Dad?
18:07Hello?
18:08Oh, sorry
18:09I got carried away
18:10But that was some cash, though, huh?
18:13Ha, ha, ha!
18:14And now you know how to keep from getting the jitters at the party
18:18I don't think so, Daddy
18:20I don't know if this will help with my singing jitters
18:25Hey, Jay
18:26It's not about doing the things that I did when I played football
18:28It's about you doing the things that make you feel brave
18:31Even if they're silly
18:33Wait
18:33I don't get nervous when I sing to Theo and my plushies
18:37If I bring them out during Mom's party and sing to them
18:41Maybe I won't get nervous
18:43Ha, ha, ha!
18:45Thank you, Daddy!
18:46You're the best!
18:55Hey, there's my birthday, girl
18:57Would you care for an appetizer, my sweet?
19:00Martellus Germain Lucius Bennett
19:02Aren't those meatballs a little bit big for an appetizer?
19:06Remember?
19:07Everything I do is extra large
19:08These bad boys are packed with flavor
19:11Try one
19:16Great meatballs, Mr. AJ's dad
19:18I was hoping you'd love the meatballs, Jessie
19:23Hey, Jessie
19:25I bet you're looking for AJ
19:27Oh, no
19:28I've been here playing all afternoon
19:29AJ invited me to watch her perform
19:31She's in her room getting ready to sing her birthday song
19:34So I don't want to bother her too much
19:36Plus, all the meatballs are out here
19:38There goes another one now
19:39Gotta go!
19:41What's good, baby brother?
19:42Mmm
19:43Wow, safari rice, gulf shrimp
19:45Smoked sausage, a little bell pepper
19:47I bet that's jambalaya I'm smelling
19:49Ramos recipe?
19:51Nope
19:52Mine
19:52Fine
19:52I made it myself
19:54Oh, no
19:55You martified it?
19:57It's probably not that good
19:59Gotcha
20:01Not funny
20:03I'll check back when you're eating your fourth plate
20:07Hey, Tiff
20:08How's my favorite sister-in-law?
20:10All good, Marty
20:12Girls, come in here and say hi to your uncle
20:16Hello, Marty
20:17Where's AJ?
20:18She's in her room
20:20Tell her, come on, sing a song
20:23La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
20:25I got this
20:27I totally don't have the jitters
20:29And I'm going to have you all front and center
20:32So I don't get nervous
20:36Come in!
20:37Tisha and Tasha
20:39Hey
20:40I'm so glad you're here
20:42Us too
20:42We heard you're singing a special song for Auntie's sake
20:45That's so cool
20:46I can't believe you're going to do that
20:48I know, right?
20:49With all those people out there, I'd be
20:51Straight up terrified
20:52Uncle Marty says it's time to do it now
20:55Are you ready?
20:57It's now or never
20:58Hey, AJ
20:59It's showtime
21:02Wait
21:02I can't go without
21:07Attention, everybody
21:09AJ's going to sing the birthday song
21:11She made for Auntie Siggy now
21:26Marty, is she okay?
21:28AJ looks like she swallowed a shoe
21:30I think I know what's wrong
21:31I have to help her do what's right for her
21:33Not me
21:34Be right back
21:37Jessie, follow me
21:40Okay
21:42Just imagine your stuffed animals are here
21:46Psst, AJ, down here
21:48It's okay
21:49You got this
21:51Yeah
21:54I got this
22:01Hey, mom
22:03It's your birthday
22:04You're the bestest mom
22:07Every day
22:08So I made this song for you
22:13Five, two, three, four
22:15Mommy, mommy, mommy
22:17It's your birthday
22:18Happy, happy, half, happy birthday
22:21Mommy, mommy, mommy
22:23It's your birthday
22:24Yeah
22:24Yes it is
22:25Yeah
22:27Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday
22:30Mommy, mommy, mommy
22:32It's your birthday
22:33Happy, happy, happy birthday
22:37To you
22:39A pretty present with some birthday wishes
22:42A gooey cake with some AJ kisses
22:45Daddy will promise he'd do the dishes
22:48Yeah
22:48Yeah, I'll do them, I'll do them
22:50Yeah, I will
22:51Mommy, mommy, mommy
22:53It's your birthday
22:54Happy, happy, half, happy birthday
22:57Mommy, mommy, mommy
22:59It's your birthday
23:00Yeah
23:01Yeah
23:01Go, bro
23:03Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday
23:06Mommy, mommy, mommy
23:08It's your birthday
23:09Half, half, half, happy birthday
23:12Mom
23:14I love you
23:17So good
23:19Hey, hey, hey
23:22That was the best birthday present ever
23:26Oh, honey
23:28I love you too
23:31Happy, happy, happy birthday
23:37Bye, bye, bye
23:38Bye, bye, bye
23:49Bye, bye, bye
23:51Bye, bye, bye
23:54Bye, bye, bye
23:55Bye, bye, bye
23:56Bye, bye, bye
23:56Bye, bye, bye
23:59Bye, bye, bye
23:59Bye, bye, bye
23:59You
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