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pushers s01e06 skyfire Episode 6 Engsub
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00:00MUSIC
00:12Lenny is on to us!
00:15Get me close enough. I'll throw a punch.
00:17Can't promise where it'll land, but he'll die.
00:20We need to be smarter than mindlessly murdering a man.
00:28It's not what Maz would have wanted.
00:31You make it sound like he's dead!
00:35Well, his bladder's dead, and it would be weird to say
00:38it's not what Maz's bladder would have wanted.
00:41I'm ready to kill.
00:42With an 80-unit injection of insulin,
00:44Lenny Kennedy will have a sudden glucose drop,
00:46experiencing confusion before major seizures
00:48leading to overheating and his brain to die.
00:52Oh. Well, unless he's a type 2 diabetic...
00:55Like Maz?
00:56..in which case it'll only make him stronger.
00:58What? I'm not diabetic.
01:02Hey, Maz. Get well soon, et cetera.
01:06I got you a little something,
01:08and I cut your favourite and go all that.
01:10Well, that's a spice.
01:11What do I look like? A narrator?
01:16Oh, my God! That's it!
01:23What? All this violence makes me hungry.
01:27I've been running on watermelon vert fumes for two f***ing days, man.
01:55I'll take care of the minibus guy when you get the kid off to a reg zone.
01:59But you want something killing properly.
02:02You can do it yourself.
02:04Sit your ass down and don't move.
02:13I have apologised for breaking your recorder, my darling.
02:17I'm sure they'll have a spare one you can use.
02:20All right?
02:25Enjoy your time with Uncle Mikey.
02:28And I'll be back before you can say...
02:32F***ing move!
02:33All right, then. Come on. This way.
02:36This way.
02:42I know why we get Lenny.
02:45He plant...
02:47...sabase.
02:48We pick the pricks at death with the cactus?
02:50No, we...
02:51Drown him in curry. Face first in a big old vat.
02:53Anyone ask, we call him he was a hungry boy and he slipped.
02:55No, we...
02:57We'll shoot him in his big fat bastard face.
03:00Then plant a tree in commemoration.
03:03Then piss on him!
03:05Oh, for fuck's sake, we plant this face on Lenny.
03:12My bag is full of it.
03:16And with the dirty money and Daphne.
03:22Those were important medical notes.
03:24I'll meet Lenny begging forgiveness.
03:28My sincerest apologies for dealing drugs in your town.
03:39That's perfectly okay.
03:41I forgive you.
03:43And thank you for being such a fabulous daughter-in-law.
03:47Let's hope now.
03:48But beneath the dirty money is Daphne and a kilo of spice.
04:03Directly connected Lenny to the black's new supply line.
04:12So, what's my job?
04:14Harry can be my local.
04:18Harry can be my local.
04:27I shall take this bag of suspicious money away now.
04:31And he can alert the police who will arrest Lenny.
04:38Bye-bye.
04:40You're Nick, sunshine.
04:42Bad luck, old boy.
04:43With the bag.
04:46And then you and Max and Pat will leave town for a bit till the heat dies down.
05:00We'll be playing about drugs and we can finally go legit.
05:10Oh, Claire.
05:12Wait, can you say that again?
05:16Oh, this is the way out.
05:21Emily?
05:22No, the way out.
05:24Where is he?
05:25I'm coming back!
05:29I'm coming back!
05:33Don't move.
05:36Don't move.
05:41Hiya, love.
05:42I'm looking for Mazzie and me.
05:44She came in last night.
05:45Nice fella.
05:46Stab wound.
05:49Look!
05:50They're a wine board!
05:55I don't have it!
05:58Daddy's acting weird again.
06:00I think I've seen your girlfriend.
06:02And nobody cares about my recorder exam!
06:09Right, let's go, man.
06:11Let's go.
06:15Here.
06:17Steady, daddy.
06:18That's it.
06:18Steady.
06:19Steady.
06:20It's all right, daddy.
06:24Yeah.
06:25Why don't everyone look like bastards saying?
06:33Come on.
06:34Mate, you're doing all right?
06:36You know, like, an old bladder and that.
06:38It's just, like, real life changing shit, you know?
06:42I'll be all right.
06:43I think we'll all have wee bags one day.
06:46Yeah.
06:47Save so much time.
06:49Yeah.
06:53There you go.
06:55I just went whilst making eye contact with you.
06:58Right.
07:01All right, come on, let's go.
07:02Go, go, go, go, go, go.
07:08Come on.
07:11Here are you in.
07:14Push.
07:15Well done, you.
07:17Push.
07:18Here we are.
07:19I can't be quite some time ago, doctors.
07:21No, no, we're not.
07:25Oh, my God.
07:26Is that thing the baby?
07:28That's her anus.
07:30She's doing a poo.
07:31Why?
07:39Back out of your ass, Sean.
07:41It's not me.
07:42My name's...
07:47Sean.
07:48Well, it is me.
07:49We've not seen you in a while, love.
07:50Chop up a kettle up.
07:56Hey, stop!
07:58Fuck!
08:00Oh!
08:01Let me be safe!
08:03Move!
08:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:08Oh, mate.
08:09Just move, yeah?
08:10Oh!
08:13Fuck!
08:13Fuck!
08:14Fuck!
08:14Fuck!
08:15Fuck!
08:17Fuck!
08:19Fuck!
08:19Fuck!
08:20Fuck!
08:21Fuck!
08:27Am I?
08:29Dad!
08:30It's not my blood.
08:33It is strange.
08:35Fucking stay there, you.
08:36Yeah, mate!
08:37Excuse me, Pat.
08:39Fuck!
08:40Oh!
08:46We're too far gone for a section.
08:48Oh, we're too far, mate.
08:50We are at the second stage.
08:51Er, so maybe a Vontaloo's advisable?
08:53Oh, yeah, right.
08:54Me old friend Vontaloo.
08:55Yeah, nice and hot, like.
08:57Yeah.
08:57Er, what?
08:59Er, always gets things moving for me.
09:01Did you just say Vontaloo?
09:02What is that?
09:03It's, erm...
09:04It's the same word.
09:06Thing.
09:06Quanta.
09:07It's the thing what you said.
09:09Er, vacuum extraction.
09:11You want to suck the baby out of that big old gash?
09:13Oh, God, I've messed up, haven't I?
09:20What the fuck am I looking at now?
09:22Doctor, you need to deliver this baby.
09:24I'm sorry, I can't.
09:25I'm...
09:26I'm just not ready.
09:27It's all right.
09:28It's all right.
09:28Don't worry.
09:29Maz, mate.
09:30Shall we do this?
09:33Yeah, yeah, I...
09:34I'm not nervous.
09:40Right, all me back.
09:41All wet.
09:42Give it me.
09:43Bump.
09:43Bump action.
09:46I...
09:46I'm sure I bought some of my like this off Kangol.
09:49He said that he'd help me with me...
09:50confidence issues.
09:52It's all one to me too, man.
09:54Didn't fucking work!
09:56Sorry about that.
09:57Sorry about that.
10:14You are so fucked, little lady.
10:19I have...
10:20That's me.
10:23I mean...
10:24Gone.
10:25I have...
10:27Gone.
10:36There's a Gafferty.
10:38Is that Gafferty?
10:41Stop!
10:43I won't...
10:46You...
10:47After you...
10:48Fuck face.
10:50Oh!
10:51Oh, no!
10:53You have got some elephantine bollocks...
10:56fucking about on my streets.
10:58What are you doing?
10:59Stop that.
11:01My apologies for dealing drugs in your town.
11:09I hate dealers like you.
11:11You fuckers.
11:13You spread misery like it was butter.
11:16I have kept this town clean for years.
11:19There are rules.
11:20Clear, simple rules.
11:23Why the fuck doesn't anybody get that?
11:26You're very welcome to buy my good clean weed.
11:30You're very welcome to snort my good clean gat.
11:34But if you want to huff some evil fucker's spice
11:37or inject shitty heroin into your penis
11:40so you end up with an infection
11:42and the NHS amputate your leg
11:44and you face a life of begging
11:46lying on the pavement drooling
11:48then fuck off to Hull.
11:52Agreed.
11:53Hull is shit.
11:57Oh God.
12:01The baby loves the stress, Victor.
12:03The baby's the stress.
12:04Come on, I'm fucking the stress.
12:06Get out, get out.
12:15That's it.
12:16I'm going to vomit.
12:18Don't you dare throw me that open wound.
12:22Now, before I begin the procedure
12:24would the patient please consent
12:25to a group of student doctors witnessing you?
12:35Would you stop that?
12:41Excuse me.
12:43Do you work here?
12:44No, I mean, yes.
12:46I'll work here.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Welcome.
12:51Is this recorder for sale?
12:52Um, yes.
12:54It's foodie pens.
12:56Let me put in the case for you.
13:03Daddy?
13:04Yes?
13:05Why am I getting calls from my sister
13:07saying she's been abandoned?
13:08Oh.
13:09She has her exam in 20 minutes.
13:10And what the hell's going on here?
13:15Oh, here you are.
13:18Um...
13:18This is for you.
13:21It's a new recorder, love, for your exam.
13:25And this lovely bunny is for you.
13:28And it's for me, too.
13:30It's a joint present.
13:34From you?
13:34No, it isn't.
13:37Go on, girl.
13:39Bye.
13:39Bye.
13:40Oh, no.
13:43Bye.
13:46Yeah, bye.
13:47Bye.
13:49Just text me later then, Em, yeah?
13:54What?
13:58Fuck it, man!
13:59Fuck it!
14:01That door opens here.
14:02You get in there.
14:03You look like you fucking belong there, man.
14:05I don't...
14:05I don't really think...
14:06I'm up to delivering another baby today.
14:09Oi, stay there!
14:10Come on.
14:12You're mine.
14:14All right, mate.
14:15I got you back.
14:20Hey, old big fella!
14:22You've done all I watched, didn't you?
14:31Oh, God!
14:34Ah!
14:42Welcome to the inerection.
14:45Sanctum!
14:46Sanctum.
14:48Why are you covered in...
14:50in jam?
14:51It's the blood of a stranger.
14:55Why are you covered in jam?
14:59Also the blood of a stranger, man.
15:02Open this fucking door!
15:06What have you got, man?
15:07I will tear this slab of dead fucking tree
15:10off its fucking inches, you fuckers!
15:14Excuse me, Mr. Kennedy.
15:16Oh, she's all right?
15:20Oh!
15:20Oh!
15:22Oh!
15:22Oh!
15:23I will rush your shells, you fuckheads!
15:28It's Jack Nicholson, then, then.
15:31Quick, quick!
15:32Give me Daphne, now!
15:33Easy, come on!
15:35Really?
15:35Well, our slag gets about.
15:37You won't even be able to find the little random bits of you, you dead fucks!
15:44Boss!
15:45Boss!
15:46Excuse me, sir.
15:47May I ask what you're doing?
15:48Ow!
15:48Fuck off, Piggy!
15:51Daddy's busy!
15:53Boss!
15:54Fuck off!
15:55You fucking bastard!
15:58Police!
16:00Police!
16:01Open up!
16:01He's out still.
16:02For the money and spice!
16:06Oh, yeah!
16:08Open the door!
16:08Fuck them and fucks, man!
16:10You took the rap from me, actually, and I went to my turn.
16:18Fuck that, man.
16:19Right.
16:20We both got off, yeah.
16:23We and you, man.
16:24We both got off.
16:26Are you shocked?
16:27Yeah, man.
16:29Yeah.
16:31Oh!
16:31I think I'll do all right in prison.
16:36I've always wanted to be someone's bitch.
16:42At least I finally get laid, man.
16:44Yeah.
16:49Right.
16:54Fuck off.
16:58Fine. Let's go.
17:01Step out slowly. Show me your hands.
17:09A toast to our heroic doctors.
17:12Where with me and little Ewan, minibus Mazze, Thompson be without you.
17:17Cheers.
17:19I ain't worn this suit since the day you got stabbed nine times your bladder, man.
17:23I've not worn this suit since the last time I was in court for double manslaughter.
17:26Got away with it though, didn't I?
17:28Plenty of times.
17:29Yeah, I've been there.
17:31What?
17:33He got away with it.
17:37Hello?
17:39Joe speaking.
17:42Yeah.
17:45So, have you two, you know, have you fucked?
17:56Oh, um, ooh, uh, yeah, yeah, um, road, exhausting.
18:12Babe, no.
18:15Sorry.
18:17It's non-stop, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, yeah.
18:26All right, mate, you could be getting railroaded by a 60-year-old farmer dinner later called Tiny in Prison
18:30Bog right now.
18:34Right, finish that, then get out.
18:49Um, you're finished.
18:52Um, you're finished?
19:03Because of, you know, because of, you know, murder.
19:07What murder?
19:07Murdered me brother.
19:08I was ready to go down with you, you know.
19:15I still cannot believe we got away with it.
19:23It's her, this is her fucking gun.
19:26Down, he's got a gun.
19:27No, it's my bag.
19:30You.
19:32You.
19:33You.
19:33Fucking hell, you're still going, and that's my bag, man, not hers.
19:37Check that bag and search them.
19:43Oh, for fuck's sake.
19:45Bye, Laura.
19:47I'm sorry, Dad.
19:52It's clear.
19:53Nothing on them.
19:55What?
19:56Check the recorder case.
19:58I should check the recorder case.
20:04Gotcha.
20:05Why am I getting calls from my sister saying she's been abandoned?
20:08She has her exam in 20 minutes.
20:09And what the hell's going on here?
20:12I should have known it was you.
20:15See you in a decade.
20:16Take them away.
20:17You're welcome.
20:18You're amazing.
20:20Can you see into the future?
20:21Do I ever learn to swim?
20:23Do me and Maz ever make it to Moon slash Mars?
20:25Will I ever not be lonely?
20:27Do dog shows ever take off?
20:28Will I die naked?
20:30Or in pyjamas?
20:31Actually, no, no, no.
20:32Don't tell me.
20:33Don't tell me.
20:34I want it to be a surprise.
20:37Okay.
20:40Uh, pints?
20:41Hey.
20:43Where's everyone's favourite mentally ill alcoholic?
20:46Gandalf.
20:47No.
20:48The other one.
20:50Oh, Sean.
20:53Oh, yeah.
20:54Don't know.
21:12Cheers.
21:16You know what?
21:18I could get used to this muck.
21:20I could get used to this muck.
21:20Well done, everyone.
21:21We got out of the drugs game entirely healthy.
21:24Other than the lost bladder.
21:27Just like the sex worker slash teacher played by Talonson Althwaite in episode 748 of The Bill.
21:35Cheers.
21:36Cheers.
21:38You bastard grass!
21:48Are we even?
21:51Yep.
21:52Pint.
21:53Pint.
21:55Pint.
21:55So, where were we?
22:00Hello, you.
22:03No, them.
22:04No more!
22:08Drugs.
22:10Crikey mouses.
22:14Yes.
22:19Bastards.
22:21You make me miss my fucking yogurt.
22:23Let's go.
22:24You'll be okay.
22:28I believe you, Daddy.
22:29You're my little choochie face.
22:31And I'll always be your teddy bear.
22:35Now go and destroy the cunts.
22:58Gov.
22:59There's someone here to see you.
23:01Hello there.
23:03This might be a slightly unusual request, but...
23:10I need you to arrest me, Dot.
23:19There's someone here to guilty, yes to hell.
23:20And I'll just go to the house here.
23:21Of course.
23:21We can't get you, though, too.
23:23No, that's no...
23:28I'll just go home.
23:28First time, we'll see you as a person.
23:28... and let's go home.
23:28There is.
23:30To be full.
23:31Let's go home!
23:32You can see you.
23:32To be full.
23:33Oh!
23:34You can't see.
23:35Come home.
23:36Oh!
23:37All.
23:37Two.
23:42No, you can see.
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