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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
00:40Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:13Slo?
01:14No!uccineers!
01:37Sire! Zeuss'
01:39people just breached
01:40your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tight.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?!
05:06Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora!
05:29Leora! You're my fiancé! You belong with me! Come home!
05:33Get away, Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything? You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcers?! Who the hell are you?!
08:23It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
09:00It was...
09:03It was...
09:04It was...
09:09It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property. You filthy whore. Spread your
09:31legs for some stray dog!
09:34Heh.
09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No! Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:58I... got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
10:16Boss? Soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
10:30She's safe. Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More. Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:11These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:21But, look, how do you get them out?
11:35I do. Get them out of here.
11:41I will take it out of here.
11:42I have a few pe scorers.
11:45What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:50Ha ha ha ha!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:20We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:26You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy! Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:37Lily's in trouble!
12:43I... I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:59And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:17Bulls are still in the...
13:35you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
13:42i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
13:50ha you ruined my meal
13:55wait the baby mama herself perfect
14:03two courses for the price of one
14:12you bitch
14:19jack take lily and run
14:26run
14:27from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
14:40that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
14:55what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
15:03monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
15:11wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
15:16whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
15:22about that monster
15:28failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
15:43could you try it and get the right one
15:48that's how you have you
15:48that's how you she is
15:55in a beautiful place
15:55something you have come to see
15:57but you can try it
15:57it means the most people
15:57can do something they want
15:57or if you don't like
15:58that's how you do something you want
15:59you can't take care
16:14My liege, have mercy! I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it! Please, spare my life!
16:20No problem.
16:21Thank you, my lord! Thank you for your mercy!
16:23Try to remember that in your next life.
16:38Enjoying the show?
16:49My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
16:52Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
17:00Now, get the fuck out of my sight!
17:02Yes!
17:03Yes, my liege!
17:15My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
17:21truth myself.
17:30That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
17:34But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
17:36Probably fish food in some trench, right?
17:39Sea god myth, ancient history.
17:41Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore!
17:55The world's the same as ever.
17:57The dead are louder than the living.
18:00Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
18:03Who the hell are you? You're in Hades territory, asshole!
18:33Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
18:41I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you. I need a background check.
18:50You know who I am? Hades' ace. You crash my spot, you die here!
19:18Little fish.
19:27Headed staff? One shot? The sea king! He's real!
19:34Hades! You hiding? Come out! Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
19:41One!
19:42Two!
19:47Thank the fates! The boss is here!
19:54Boss! This bum!
20:02You idiot!
20:03Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
20:05You're done.
20:06Get out.
20:07In front of Poseidon, you're ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
20:16My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
20:20I'm not here for fun.
20:22Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
20:28Understood.
20:29Good. I'll mobilize every team right now.
20:31You have three days. I'll be back.
20:37Everyone! Drop what you're doing!
20:39Full sweep on the Leora and child.
20:42Every resource, every contact.
20:44Now!
20:44Tell them Poseidon's back!
20:46Yes, boss!
20:53Poseidon's back.
20:54Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
21:05Dylan wants the woman dead.
21:07Kid comes with us alive.
21:08She's still hurt.
21:09Easy pickets.
21:11Let's move.
21:23We'll make a nice stew.
21:25Surprise daddy for lunch?
21:27Ha ha ha ha ha!
21:32Ha ha ha ha!
21:34A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
21:37Pathetic.
21:40Who are you?
21:42Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
21:49Mommy?
21:50Who's the ugly goat man?
21:53Hand over the kid!
22:02Stay away from my daughter!
22:04Don't you dare touch her!
22:21Mommy, you're bleeding!
22:23This forest is locked down.
22:26Surrender now.
22:28I'll go with you.
22:29On one condition.
22:31Let my daughter go!
22:33No, Mommy!
22:34I'm not leaving you!
22:36No!
22:38No!
22:40No!
22:41No!
22:41No!
22:43No!
22:46No!
22:47No!
22:48No!
22:48No!
22:48No!
22:49No!
22:50No!
22:50No!
22:51No!
22:52No!
22:54No!
22:54No!
22:55No!
22:57The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
23:01Give up!
23:03You've gone too far.
23:04Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
23:10You're wounded.
23:12Poisoned.
23:14Done.
23:15The kid's coming with me.
23:19Don't touch her!
23:20Come at me!
23:22Feisty one.
23:24Dylan wants you dead.
23:25But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
23:29No!
23:29No!
23:30No!
23:30No!
23:31No!
23:31No!
23:31No!
23:31No!
23:31No!
23:32No!
23:33No!
23:33No!
23:35No!
23:36Such a pretty face.
23:37All mine now.
23:41Let my mommy go, you bastard!
23:50Lily!
23:52Lily!
23:53Run!
23:54Get out of here!
23:58Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
24:09Lily!
24:16Daddy?
24:22Your hands off her!
24:31You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
24:40Jack, what the hell just happened?
24:45You okay, babe?
24:47So you're the boyfriend.
24:49Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
25:09Jack, keep Lily safe.
25:11Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
25:13Shut up and go!
25:15Now!
25:27If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
25:32Run all you want!
25:33My pack tears you both apart!
25:35What?!
25:47No!
25:50No!
25:52I don't know.
26:25daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's
26:32gonna be okay we're going back for her right now hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
26:52lily turn around and cover your ears okay
26:57daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
27:03you are the best
27:13some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
27:20you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean disappear
27:45okay lily you can turn around now
27:52daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
28:04lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
28:09i'll be right back
28:15daddy be careful don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
28:28that poison's eating you alive little nymph how much longer you got let me have my fun first
28:35so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
28:50damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
28:58for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
29:05no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
29:11no choice i'm taking them down with me this the woman dylan wants where the kid
29:17some guy took the brat useless grab her first then we hunt the child
29:27just let jack and lily be safe
29:33you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
29:49why did you come back where's lily
29:55lily's safe don't push yourself
30:00so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
30:05beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
30:09refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
30:16you in our eyes you're not even an enemy
30:19just weeds to be crushed under feet
30:23just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything
30:27i won't let him get hurt
30:38you want my husband step over my corpse first
30:43in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
31:15you're half dead already
31:15you're half dead already
31:17how the hell did you knock me back
31:19the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
31:24this can't be
31:50ancient ekathra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
31:57ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
32:03no matter how strong you are kneel and beg
32:07they're coming for us we're finished
32:10don't worry darling things might turn around
32:12lyra veil has been captured
32:15now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
32:20they're here for me
32:21jack stay behind me
32:23with me here no one touches you
32:26stop saying that jack
32:27look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
32:36my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
32:43you worthless creature
32:46you shouldn't even exist where i stand
32:56who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
33:04you
33:05you
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