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🔥Head Witch in Charge ENGSUB A Magical Marriage of Fate and Forbidden Love - Can Love Survive
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00:00:23Jesus! Mom! Can you at least warn me when you're gonna do that? Please?
00:00:28Oh, please. Don't be such a child. Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:43See? The all-powerful magic heirloom. Still safe and sound.
00:00:48Well, you should be more careful. The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:54Yeah. And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:01But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:06Yeah. Unless it's an evil Svensson, right?
00:01:10The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:14Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:18I know. Sorry.
00:01:21You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:25And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:31Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:35What?
00:01:36Mom, no. Please don't.
00:01:38Leona Sherwood, you are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:43Mom, please.
00:01:44Understand?
00:01:47Don't worry, Mom. I'm the responsible daughter. Remember.
00:01:59Okay, Leona Sherwood. This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:07For two more nights, fuck my responsibility. I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:26Thank you. That would be $25.
00:02:30I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:34Right. It's on the house.
00:02:55There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:03Where the hell are you?
00:03:04I'm in Vegas like I said I would be old man.
00:03:06Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:10Remember your mission.
00:03:11Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her and then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our
00:03:17debts.
00:03:18You mean your debts.
00:03:19Quiet!
00:03:20It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:23You are an embarrassment to the Spence in name.
00:03:27Now if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:30I am going to sell your little sister off to Old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:37Dad's secret is just a kid.
00:03:38When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:42Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:45Do you understand?
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:48I understand.
00:03:49Good!
00:03:50And you, keep practicing.
00:03:52You sound god-awful.
00:03:55Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:11It's two of us.
00:04:13You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:15Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:17No way.
00:04:19Totally.
00:04:19I love that show.
00:04:21I watched it in one sitting at like 2am.
00:04:23This is one of my favorites.
00:04:25It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:27But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:29Really?
00:04:31I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:35Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:41The wand of light.
00:04:43So it does exist.
00:04:45Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:47It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:51Why not?
00:04:52We're witches.
00:04:53Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:56Why can't true love?
00:04:58I'm Lili, by the way.
00:05:01Lili Collins.
00:05:05Eric Phillips.
00:05:07Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:09Damn, he's hot.
00:05:11And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:12I deserve a little fun.
00:05:14Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:16I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:18Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:20Maybe.
00:05:39Okay, Svenson.
00:05:41Don't fuck this up.
00:05:55Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:05:58Excuse me?
00:05:59You ghosted me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:01And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:04I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:06Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:08I know exactly who you are.
00:06:24You know who she is?
00:06:26I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:40You nervous?
00:06:41Not at all.
00:06:44You can always fold, you know.
00:06:46I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:50Not a chance.
00:06:52I'm here to win.
00:06:54You sure?
00:06:55Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:06:58Oh.
00:06:59I am very focused.
00:07:04Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:09You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:10I call.
00:07:12Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:15But don't worry.
00:07:17I'll let you go another round.
00:07:19Once I beat you.
00:07:20Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:26Eric?
00:07:46I've wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:50Eric.
00:07:51Everyone can see.
00:07:53Do you want me to stop?
00:07:58No.
00:07:59Yeah.
00:08:09I'm in the middle of a walk.
00:08:12Oh.
00:08:13No.
00:08:18No.
00:08:19No.
00:08:20No.
00:08:21No.
00:08:22No.
00:08:24No.
00:08:24No.
00:08:24No.
00:08:24No.
00:08:24Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:27Use your words.
00:08:30Tell me what you want.
00:08:31I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:34Please.
00:08:35That's a good girl.
00:08:42Eric.
00:08:45Wait.
00:08:46Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:49Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:54No.
00:08:55That was from him.
00:09:05Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:07Beginner Lux.
00:09:08Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:11No can do.
00:09:12I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:21Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present?
00:09:25Eric Phillips.
00:09:27It is Vegas.
00:09:29Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:42You know, it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:45to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:50It's very distracting.
00:09:53Well, you know, it wasn't very nice of you
00:09:56to send me that little vision during our game.
00:09:58I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:10Eric, there are people.
00:10:11And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:17I should stop.
00:10:18This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:21You know, you were right before.
00:10:22I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:24And who out there is exactly as they present?
00:10:28But I am...
00:10:29Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:32For once in my life, I...
00:10:35I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:38Just live in the moment.
00:10:40And I think you...
00:10:43can help me do that.
00:10:51Remove the camouflage.
00:10:53I want you to see you.
00:10:56The real you.
00:10:58But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:00I already know who you are.
00:11:03The real you...
00:11:05wants to let go.
00:11:11No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:13He really wants me.
00:11:16The real me.
00:11:17Fuck.
00:11:19You are gorgeous.
00:11:23I want you, Eric.
00:11:26I need you.
00:11:31Spread your legs for me.
00:11:36Keep your eyes open.
00:11:39I want you to watch yourself come.
00:11:43All over my fingers.
00:11:49Keep your eyes open.
00:11:55I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:11:57They can if you stay quiet.
00:12:00Keep your eyes open.
00:12:01Or I'll stop.
00:12:06That's a good girl.
00:12:08Look down at my hand.
00:12:14Oh my god, they hurt me.
00:12:16I can't.
00:12:18Just relax.
00:12:20I can't, Eric.
00:12:23It's okay.
00:12:24Don't think.
00:12:27Just tell.
00:12:29Tell me how you've been.
00:12:30So good.
00:12:32But I need more, Eric.
00:12:37You feel so good.
00:12:39I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:44So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:46I'll get you there.
00:12:48I'm going to go down.
00:12:50I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:12:53Five.
00:12:55Five.
00:12:57Three.
00:12:59Two.
00:13:02Four.
00:13:23I can't believe I just came on his hand.
00:13:26In front of other people.
00:13:28I think this is your form.
00:13:36I'll be at the fountain tomorrow at eight o'clock.
00:13:40If you decide that you want more.
00:13:42See you there.
00:13:47You too.
00:13:53How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:00So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:04Mm-hmm.
00:14:06What about you?
00:14:07Me?
00:14:09I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:11Mm-hmm.
00:14:12The boring one, if you will.
00:14:15And I do what I'm supposed to do.
00:14:17All the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:20I don't believe you.
00:14:21I mean, I know how you are at an elevator.
00:14:24Oh, come on.
00:14:27Come on.
00:14:29It's Vegas.
00:14:30Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:32Just for divine.
00:14:35So, any bad ideas?
00:14:41Just one.
00:14:48What are you doing?
00:15:06No games.
00:15:08Just fuck me already.
00:15:09I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:11Consider me wooed.
00:15:12Then we could take it slow?
00:15:14Your lips say one thing.
00:15:16But your body says something else.
00:15:29Oh, my God.
00:15:32Shit.
00:15:33I almost lost my cool.
00:15:35I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:38Oh, my God.
00:15:40I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:41That was so embarrassing.
00:15:42This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:44That was way too much.
00:15:46Hey.
00:15:47You're never too much.
00:15:48You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:50Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:53Tonight's not about your family.
00:15:55Tonight's about you.
00:15:57Remember?
00:15:57Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:00Do something that you want to do.
00:16:02Something no one would expect.
00:16:04Maybe he's right.
00:16:06I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:12For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:17She spotted the chapel.
00:16:19Just like I planned.
00:16:23So, are you, uh, you sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:26It's only temporary.
00:16:28Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:30The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:34So, are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:36I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:38Ah!
00:16:39Come on!
00:16:43Let's go!
00:16:49You nervous?
00:16:52Just, never been married before.
00:17:01Uh, it's my sister.
00:17:02I need to take this.
00:17:03Oh, yeah.
00:17:04Take your time.
00:17:05Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:07Hey, mama.
00:17:08Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:09Come on.
00:17:09Let's do it.
00:17:11You need to come home, now.
00:17:13I can't, secret.
00:17:15Eric, Dad's up to something.
00:17:16He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:20He looks at me weird.
00:17:21It really freaks me out.
00:17:22You were my big brother, E.
00:17:24I need you, here.
00:17:25Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:27But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:31Okay?
00:17:35Hey.
00:17:37Is everything okay?
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:42Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:44You, uh, you sure about this?
00:17:48It's only temporary.
00:17:50Come on, we'll be laughing about this for years.
00:17:56Let's go.
00:17:57Let's go.
00:18:11Right.
00:18:12Only temporary.
00:18:14Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then a hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:20But she doesn't know that.
00:18:21And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:25Is your sister okay?
00:18:27Is something wrong?
00:18:30Nothing's wrong.
00:18:31We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:34What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:37All right, you ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:41Let's get this show started.
00:18:43Woo!
00:18:44Fuck!
00:19:10This is it.
00:19:12I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:14The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:16If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father.
00:19:21Set Sigrid and I free.
00:19:29But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:59I'll be right back.
00:20:13I'll have to get more chocolate strawberries.
00:20:15Be back soon.
00:20:25It's only temporary.
00:20:27Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:20:29The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:20:32Hmm.
00:20:33That's weird.
00:20:34The mark should have worn off by now.
00:20:44So, did you marry the girl yet?
00:20:51No, it's...
00:20:53Complicated.
00:20:54Complicated?
00:20:55Or distracted?
00:20:56You were sent there to marry the Sherwood heir and bind her power to this family.
00:21:02Not to play house.
00:21:03You're a Svensson.
00:21:05Act like one.
00:21:06Eric is a Svensson?
00:21:09I married my family's worst enemy?
00:21:11I don't need you to tell me what I am.
00:21:14Then stop hesitating!
00:21:16If the rumors about the wand of light are true, we might catch an even bigger prize.
00:21:21So hurry up and marry the Sherwood girl and then bring her to me!
00:21:27Idiot!
00:21:35He's been lying this whole time.
00:21:42I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:46I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:49I need to tell her the truth.
00:21:57Eric!
00:21:58You knew I was a Sherwood from the start!
00:22:00That's why you gave me a fake fucking name, right?
00:22:02Okay, I did, but that was before we...
00:22:04Why before?
00:22:04Before you decided to mess with me?
00:22:06Get your dick wet before you ruin me and my family forever?
00:22:10I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:22:11I'm trying to save mine!
00:22:12I know all about you, Svensons!
00:22:15All you do is lie and cheat and steal to get whatever you fucking want!
00:22:20I should have caught it at the poker table, but your little tricks won't work on me this time.
00:22:25The hand fast, Mark, it'll fade!
00:22:28Just like you, just like whatever this was!
00:22:31The hand fast wasn't a trick. Not that part. Not with you.
00:22:36It doesn't matter, Eric.
00:22:38You will never, ever get the wand!
00:22:42Leely, wait.
00:22:44When this fades, Eric, I will never have to see you again!
00:23:01So, that didn't happen.
00:23:05My older sister Effie told me that the mark would fade a week later.
00:23:09Then a month went by.
00:23:12Then...
00:23:13Well...
00:23:17See, this is why you don't fuck with old magic.
00:23:20It's all fun and games, so there's a full moon.
00:23:23Then it's the most powerful magic in the universe.
00:23:30Apparently, getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable.
00:23:36Also, apparently, the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell.
00:23:44I tried calling, texting, sending flying monkeys, nothing. Not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year.
00:24:05Yes, I still sleep with a wand under my pillow.
00:24:08The emotional ass whooping I got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger was bad enough.
00:24:13No one can ever find out that I almost lost the wand too.
00:24:19I just need one night to sleep without thinking about him.
00:24:46Who are you?
00:24:48What do you want with the wand of light?
00:24:51Nothing.
00:24:52I'm just here to collect my payday from my client once I bring them that wand.
00:24:57Payday?
00:24:58Someone sent you!
00:24:59Who?
00:25:00I'm afraid I can't break client confidentiality.
00:25:03Sorry, sweetie.
00:25:05Well, I'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight.
00:25:08?
00:25:12No!
00:25:18No!
00:25:19No!
00:25:19No!
00:25:21Be wise not to fight back which you're in over your head.
00:25:26Why...
00:25:27I'd rather die than let you take the wand!
00:25:31Suit yourself.
00:25:36Suit yourself.
00:25:45What the f**k?
00:26:00Get off me! She has the wand!
00:26:03I got the wand. I'll get the rest later.
00:26:08No!
00:26:12You are the reason I lost the wand. Who are you?
00:26:21The hand fast mark.
00:26:26Hello wife. Miss me?
00:26:31What are you doing here?
00:26:33Well, you know I thought I'd spice up our marriage, do a little role playing, but it looks like you
00:26:37were more into bondage. I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:26:40Shut up!
00:26:45You should be thanking me. I did just save your house.
00:26:47I'm thanking you. You're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom is gone. How did you even find me?
00:26:54Wait a minute.
00:26:56You were trying to steal the wand too, weren't you?
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:01God, you slimy, tote face motherfucker!
00:27:05Okay, first you tricked me into marrying you, then you ghost me for six months, and now you come in
00:27:10here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my wand!
00:27:15I was just gonna borrow it!
00:27:17Yeah, for one of your dirty, no-good Spence and schemes?
00:27:21I just, I need it, okay? It's, it's the only way that we can be free.
00:27:28Look, my dad doesn't know about our marriage. Not yet. But he knows about the wand. If he gets a
00:27:33hold of it, he's gonna sell it to the highest bidder.
00:27:35Whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world. Or, worse.
00:27:39No! Worse than tricking me into marrying you?
00:27:42I told you that that wasn't a trick.
00:27:44It doesn't matter, Eric. She has the wand, that shadow thief or whatever! And that's your fault!
00:27:51I can get it back!
00:27:54Look, I know I don't deserve it, but just give me one more chance.
00:27:58I can get the wand back, take care of what I need to take care of, and then I'll do
00:28:02the divorce spell.
00:28:03Please, Lili, just give me one more chance. Please.
00:28:07I can't trust him. I shouldn't.
00:28:11But my gut tells me, this time, it might be different.
00:28:20No. No, we're both gonna go get it.
00:28:25It is my job, as a Sherwood heir, to set things right. So I don't let the wand fall into
00:28:30the wrong hands.
00:28:31And you really think, after Vegas, I would let you go alone to find the most powerful magical object in
00:28:37the entire world?
00:28:39Fair. Uh, whatever you want. Lili.
00:28:43God, I hate when you call me that.
00:28:45Alright, I'll call you wife. And you can call me whatever you want.
00:28:50Eric, husband, daddy...
00:28:53Shut up! Don't call me wife, either. After we get this wand, we will do the divorce spell. Got it?
00:28:58You're breaking my heart. I mean, you're the better half of my soul.
00:29:03Yeah, you're not gonna speak talk your way into my pants again, Eric.
00:29:07We'll see.
00:29:12Now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell, so we have to track its trail.
00:29:18That's a ten mile radius. We'll never find the wand inside that circle.
00:29:22Well, with the tracking spell, I get a location, okay? It doesn't last long, though. We'll have like three or
00:29:27four days.
00:29:28Well, lucky for you, I already packed your bags.
00:29:33Consider it our official honeymoon.
00:29:39Aja, this, we're done. You got it? Don't go back on your words, Venson. We will do the divorce spell.
00:29:45Cross my heart. Hope to die.
00:30:05You magicked a car here?
00:30:07This isn't just any car.
00:30:15This is Bessie.
00:30:16You really expect us to track down the most powerful, magical object in the world? In a car without a
00:30:23roof?
00:30:24I mean, if you're not comfortable,
00:30:30I could go by myself.
00:30:32If you trust me not to run away.
00:30:35Hmm. I wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin.
00:30:38I was gonna throw in the trash.
00:30:43Then your chariot awaits.
00:30:45Wife.
00:31:04We've been driving all day, and she hasn't said a single word.
00:31:20You're Svensson. You don't play house with sheriffs.
00:31:23Wait, why are we turning?
00:31:24We don't have any time. We have to find the wand, Eric.
00:31:28That circle is getting further and further away.
00:31:31Plus, it's getting dark. We need to stay somewhere for the night.
00:31:33Why don't you just let me drive?
00:31:35Because you haven't slept either.
00:31:37Plus, no one can drive Bessie from me.
00:31:40What is with guys and cars? Jesus.
00:31:42No. I mean literally, no one else can drive Bessie.
00:31:46My great-great-grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions.
00:31:49Anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it.
00:31:52The Svensons like to hoard their treasures.
00:31:55Your family has issues.
00:31:57Finally. Something we can agree on.
00:32:00Was this your plan all along?
00:32:02Make me feel bad for you because your family's evil,
00:32:04so I get all ooey gooey and forget about the divorce?
00:32:07Not everyone in my family is evil.
00:32:10Yeah. Okay.
00:32:24You cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have,
00:32:29then you do not even want to imagine the hex I'm going to put on you.
00:32:37I promise, no funny business.
00:32:41Peaky promise.
00:33:01Good night to you two.
00:33:16In Vegas, you said you had a sister, right?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:25Sigrid.
00:33:27She didn't ask to be a Svensson.
00:33:29She's different than us.
00:33:32Better.
00:33:33Not like you?
00:33:35No.
00:33:37Not like me.
00:33:39But you already know that.
00:34:00so I'm dead.
00:34:21I think it's good, too.
00:34:25He's going to be the next day.
00:34:31Good morning, wife.
00:34:34I told you not to call me.
00:34:52You were saying something?
00:34:55What?
00:34:58How did you know I was awake?
00:35:01The husband always knows.
00:35:09Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:15No peeking.
00:35:20Cross my heart.
00:35:22I hope to die.
00:35:30I need to get a grip.
00:35:32Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:37I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:35:50I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:05Look, I'm so close.
00:36:13That's it, Lily.
00:36:15Be a good girl.
00:36:17And come for me.
00:36:25Are you ready?
00:36:44You said that you wouldn't look.
00:36:49I don't need to look to know what you were doing while thinking about me.
00:36:54God, you are so full of yourself.
00:36:57Do I know what I heard?
00:36:58Say another word, say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:04What are you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower?
00:37:11And you came so hard, you came so hard, you almost crushed my skull between your thighs.
00:37:16I think about those times a lot.
00:37:19Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:46You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:37:49It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:37:51Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:37:55I am your wife after all.
00:37:57Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:37:59Funny how you only remember that when it's convenient for you.
00:38:02I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:05So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:07If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get handfast married.
00:38:11Obviously that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:16Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:21See?
00:38:22There you go again.
00:38:23Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:24It's never about what you want.
00:38:26I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:29If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:32Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:35That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:39You ever think of that?
00:38:41Spoken like a true Spinson.
00:38:43Well, you're a Spinson too, sweetheart.
00:38:45Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:06I want to get some coffee.
00:39:07It's being dark.
00:39:08You really think you should be alone?
00:39:09So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:17Fine.
00:39:17Just don't take too long.
00:39:20Yeah.
00:39:22You got her in the car or what?
00:39:24Who?
00:39:25Don't play dumb with me, boy.
00:39:27The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:32You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:34You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:37Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:40What's the end game here?
00:39:42You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:45What does she have to do with it?
00:39:46Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:39:49I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:39:53When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:39:57And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:02So you just want to use her, like you use mom?
00:40:05Like you're using your own daughter.
00:40:07This is not a request, boy.
00:40:09Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:14Your magic, everything.
00:40:16And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:30This isn't right.
00:40:31The trail should still be here.
00:40:34Would you like some coffee, Ms. Sherwood?
00:40:36Yeah, thank you.
00:40:37Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:40You.
00:40:44But the map said that...
00:40:46That's cute.
00:40:47You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:40:55That wand is mine.
00:41:00Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:01And sadly, my employers need your powers too.
00:41:04Employer?
00:41:08Hold still.
00:41:09This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:11No, stop!
00:41:12Stop!
00:41:19Get away from her!
00:41:25Eric, the wand!
00:41:39My magic!
00:41:40She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:43You're okay.
00:41:43I got you.
00:41:45You're okay.
00:41:48I don't understand.
00:41:50The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:41:53What did she want with my powers?
00:41:55The thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:41:58She can have gone far.
00:41:59We'll find her.
00:42:00Lay load for now.
00:42:01Eric, stop the car.
00:42:02I can't breathe.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:14Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:16Look at me, look at me.
00:42:17You're okay.
00:42:17You're okay.
00:42:18Just breathe.
00:42:19I got you.
00:42:20You're safe.
00:42:22I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:26I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:28Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:42I still hate you.
00:42:45If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:42:50This doesn't change anything.
00:42:52It's only scratching an itch.
00:42:55Once we get the wand,
00:42:57and we did the divorce spell,
00:42:59and we forget each other existed.
00:43:05Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:08You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:11You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole
00:43:13fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:20Eric.
00:43:25Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:31We can't do this.
00:43:34This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:36We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:38We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:40Let's get the wand.
00:43:42That's it.
00:43:43And then what?
00:43:45You know what happens after, Eric.
00:43:47We do the divorce spell.
00:43:49And we never see each other again.
00:43:52And we never see each other again.
00:44:22It smells like fresh baked pastries.
00:44:25Cinnamon.
00:44:28Old magic.
00:44:32I should have known.
00:44:34It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:36That spell.
00:44:38A nomen and habitus smell.
00:44:41It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:44:46Human orgies.
00:44:48Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:44:52It lowers any fear.
00:44:53Fear, doubt, shame.
00:44:56I'd see your deepest desires.
00:44:59Without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:11Eric, don't.
00:45:14I'm trying not to.
00:45:26I'm trying not to.
00:45:33The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:37It lets go of the lies.
00:45:39It tells us what we really want.
00:45:42What I want doesn't matter.
00:45:44It matters in here.
00:45:47Tell me what you really want.
00:45:49You can say goodbye.
00:45:52And go our separate ways.
00:45:54Or you can tell me you want this.
00:45:57You want me.
00:46:00Tell me to stay.
00:46:04Stay here.
00:46:06Please.
00:46:07God, what is this?
00:46:09Is this just the magic?
00:46:10It hurts.
00:46:14It's not the spell.
00:46:16It's freedom.
00:46:19In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:22Just you.
00:46:23And me.
00:46:26I shouldn't want this.
00:46:28I know.
00:46:30I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:55I want you, Eric.
00:46:58I need you.
00:47:02Tell me who you are.
00:47:05Lily.
00:47:07Close.
00:47:12But not quite.
00:47:13Tonight.
00:47:16Tell me who you are.
00:47:18Your wife.
00:47:42This doesn't change anything.
00:47:44I know.
00:47:46We can have tonight.
00:47:47And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:47:51Sure.
00:47:52I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:47:54And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:47:58Excuse me.
00:47:59Don't deny.
00:48:00Lily.
00:48:01Share what's been said.
00:48:02I know I'm kind of dark.
00:48:04Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:07I don't.
00:48:09It's okay to be bad.
00:48:12You don't have to pretend.
00:48:16I don't, huh?
00:48:20You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:27I don't have to pretend I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:37Now you're gonna sit there like a good little witch.
00:48:47And I'm gonna do whatever I want to you.
00:49:00I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:02Close your eyes.
00:49:05Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:10I am being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:19See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:21For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:24Pretty to think so.
00:49:26Why don't we test that little theory, huh?
00:49:29By playing a dangerous game.
00:49:32All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:38I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:39I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:49:47You can come here.
00:49:50Or here.
00:49:53I'll even let you come in here.
00:49:58God.
00:49:59Come on.
00:50:01I know you wanna just admit I'm right.
00:50:07Fine.
00:50:09You win.
00:50:10Oh, what was fast?
00:50:12You hurt me.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:23So what's my prize?
00:50:27I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:32But I wanna be inside you.
00:50:35I wanna feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:38And take me to bed, husband.
00:50:44Call me that again.
00:50:47You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:50:49Yeah.
00:50:51Fuck me.
00:51:00Tell me a story.
00:51:03Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:06I've got a story about my pet goat Gilmore and how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:14Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll using only red images.
00:51:20I know.
00:51:22I already know about your family.
00:51:26I wanna know about you.
00:51:29What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:32You want the insider info.
00:51:34Mm.
00:51:35Mm.
00:51:35Mm.
00:51:35You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:37You're gonna tell me how wonderful it was growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:51:47Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:50Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:51:53All fun and rainbows?
00:51:55Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:51:57That's not true, Eric.
00:51:58There are so many people who would love it if we just disappeared.
00:52:02My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility and pressure for decades.
00:52:07And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:10Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:12Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:14I'm like spending my whole childhood being told that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:20Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams because my whole life was planned for me from
00:52:26the very start before I was even born.
00:52:29I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:31I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:35I couldn't be tired.
00:52:36I couldn't be scared.
00:52:38I couldn't be angry.
00:52:39One mistake and my family loses everything that they've ever worked for.
00:52:43If this whole world fades to black, it's because I messed up.
00:52:47It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:17I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:20I had it all planned out when I turned 16.
00:53:23I'd leave, change my name, and the Svensson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:27My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:32My dad used her against me every day since.
00:53:41I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:53:44I shouldn't have asked.
00:53:48It's okay.
00:53:48The Svensons have always lived in the Sherwood shadows.
00:53:53We are the shadows.
00:53:57All you do is shine.
00:54:08He always asks me what I want.
00:54:12What do you want, Eric?
00:54:17You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:20I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:24I don't hate you.
00:54:25I don't know.
00:54:27I never did.
00:55:03Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:05Dad's got visitors.
00:55:07A bunch of old guys.
00:55:08I don't know who they are.
00:55:09He made me play piano for them like some kind of dresser doll.
00:55:13It's like freaking me out.
00:55:20Eric.
00:55:21Are you safe?
00:55:29Now, all those weird old men left last night.
00:55:33And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:36Don't let anyone in.
00:55:37If dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:55:40I know.
00:55:41I'll just do what he says.
00:55:44I always do.
00:55:46I'm so sick of this E.
00:55:48What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:55:50I'm never gonna let that happen, all right?
00:55:54Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:55:57The Wand of Light?
00:55:59Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:01You can't tell dad secret.
00:56:04When I get the wand, you're ready for my call.
00:56:08I have a plan.
00:56:09I barely know basic spells.
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:13You can.
00:56:15I know you can.
00:56:17When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:45I'm filling up Bessie.
00:56:46Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:56:57Oh my god!
00:56:59Why do you and mom always do that?
00:57:02A bit high strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:05I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:07Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:10Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:14Oh, yeah, well you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:18Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:20Your super hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:23Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:25I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:29I'm fine Effie.
00:57:31I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:33I'm not stupid.
00:57:35And when we get the wand back-
00:57:36You mean if you get the wand back?
00:57:39We will.
00:57:40And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:57:44This mark will be gone.
00:57:45I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:57:53It's not fair, you know.
00:57:55I know I'm the last person who should be saying that,
00:57:58because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:00But it's not.
00:58:03It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:05There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want and be a good heir.
00:58:12Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:15That's fine.
00:58:17It's what it means to be a Sherwood.
00:58:19Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:25All right.
00:58:26Whatever you say, sis, you know best.
00:58:30I know.
00:58:32Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:34Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:58:45Last night was the last time.
00:58:47After today, we're done.
00:58:50If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:02I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:06My family's magic is dying.
00:59:09My father's been cashing in on broken promises for years.
00:59:12But he holds most of the power, and me and Sieg would just get the scraps.
00:59:15That's how he controls us.
00:59:18If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from a break.
00:59:24I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:25I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:27It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:30That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:34I was going to tell you the night before, I was going to tell you the truth.
00:59:38And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
00:59:41And then I would do whatever you wanted, get a divorce, leave you alone forever.
00:59:49Why didn't you tell me?
00:59:52Why didn't you tell me that morning?
00:59:54Maybe things could have been different.
00:59:57I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:00It's a nice idea, but our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:05And then, maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:00:14Maybe we can.
01:00:16Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:19A witch can hope.
01:00:27What?
01:00:29Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:32Why are you looking at me like that?
01:00:45I'm driving.
01:00:46Wait, I'm driving.
01:00:47Pull over.
01:01:00Oh, yeah, bloodline.
01:01:07You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:15End of the line, witches!
01:01:25No!
01:01:28No!
01:01:31No!
01:01:39Eric!
01:01:45I can't!
01:02:02I can't!
01:02:04Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:05Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:09You... you said the Shadow Thief?
01:02:12Of course I said her.
01:02:15Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:28Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:31But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:02:39Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:02:54You said you needed her alive.
01:02:56The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:02:58I've reconsidered.
01:02:59Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:05Debts won't matter.
01:03:06The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:09And as for the girl, well...
01:03:10I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:13I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:18Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:22You're welcome.
01:03:25Go to hell home, man.
01:03:37Take it!
01:03:40No!
01:03:42Your soul will be delicious!
01:03:51I can take Dad's magic.
01:03:53Into him.
01:03:55Finally be free.
01:04:00Get off my wife!
01:04:08You'll pay for that, witch!
01:04:21This isn't the last you'll see of me.
01:04:29Hey, I've got you.
01:04:31You didn't run.
01:04:33You're kidding?
01:04:34I'd be your pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon.
01:04:41Eric!
01:04:42You can't get rid of me that usually.
01:04:44No, no, no, no.
01:04:45Stay with me!
01:04:46Eric!
01:04:47Oh my God!
01:04:48Eric!
01:04:49No, no, no, no, no!
01:04:50Stay with me!
01:04:51Oh my God!
01:04:53I can't save you!
01:04:54I don't have my powers!
01:04:57Why didn't you run?
01:04:59You could have saved yourself!
01:05:02I've been saving myself.
01:05:04My whole life.
01:05:06I thought I'd try something new.
01:05:09You idiot.
01:05:10You stupid, stupid idiot.
01:05:12Yeah.
01:05:14Yeah.
01:05:16But I'm your idiot.
01:05:23You took a divorce spell.
01:05:26I had a promise.
01:05:28Now you're free.
01:05:32I don't want to be free.
01:05:35I don't want to be free.
01:05:38I want to be with you.
01:05:40Just keep secrets safe.
01:05:42Safe from my father.
01:05:44Safe from all of it.
01:05:48You know, those days in Vegas,
01:05:53were the best three days of my life.
01:05:54All right, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:00I love you.
01:06:02I love you too.
01:06:05I love you.
01:06:06I love you.
01:06:08Eric.
01:06:09Eric.
01:06:11No!
01:06:32The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
01:06:42Please, please, please.
01:06:53Eric, please.
01:06:57Lily.
01:06:58Please.
01:07:05Lily.
01:07:07Eric.
01:07:09You absolute moron.
01:07:14You absolute moron.
01:07:16Be gentle. I was dead for like ten seconds.
01:07:20You're alive.
01:07:23That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole.
01:07:27I thought I was doing something noble. Something cool. The wand gave you your power back?
01:07:34My mom used to say that the wand's user granted its deepest desire. I guess it knew what I really
01:07:41wanted.
01:07:41What did you want?
01:07:45You.
01:07:49Don't scare me like that again, okay?
01:07:52You know, I thought I heard something when I was bleeding out.
01:07:58No.
01:08:01Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:06Maybe you could say it again?
01:08:10I love you, Eric's Vincent.
01:08:15That's my girl.
01:08:15I love you.
01:08:18I love you.
01:08:45Let's go.
01:08:45Okay.
01:08:58I love you.
01:09:00I love you.
01:09:13I do.
01:09:15I put a barrier around this whole house. It's impossible. There's no way you should be able to be in
01:09:21here.
01:09:21There's always a loophole, old man.
01:09:26Secret. You ungrateful brat. How dare you betray me like this?
01:09:31Really, Dad? Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:09:36You ungrateful little pests.
01:09:45You're powerless now, old man. Your magic's gone. Forever.
01:10:03Eric, Aldous, Svensson, release me this instant. That is an order.
01:10:09You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:12His powers are gone. It doesn't scare me anymore.
01:10:16You ungrateful little brats. Both of you will pay for this. You will both pay for this.
01:10:25Yeah, yeah. Talk soon, pups. We're gonna hit the road.
01:10:29I said get back here. I said get back here. Get back here.
01:10:34Please don't do this, you little bitch.
01:10:52So, where to now? Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:10:58Yeah.
01:10:58Yeah. But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:02That sounds ominous.
01:11:05Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:09Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand-fast marry you?
01:11:16Yeah. I think I am, Eric Sponson.
01:11:20Well, we better hurry if we're gonna take the wand of light home
01:11:23and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:27I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:29I sure hope so.
01:11:31But if we're gonna get hand-fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:11:36So, is there anything you want to come clean about now, soon-to-be-again husband?
01:11:42There is one thing.
01:11:46You might want to buckle up.
01:11:48We're about to go super speed.
01:11:50Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:11:53You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer, didn't you?
01:11:57You know me so well.
01:11:59Soon-to-be-again wife.
01:12:02Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:06And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:11But because you want to.
01:12:15Yes, I will.
01:12:27Ready?
01:12:28Oh, yeah.
01:12:41One, two, three.
01:12:44One, two.
01:12:45One, one, two.
01:13:03You
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