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00:22Well, none of this makes any sense.
00:26Ah, that's better.
00:28Now everyone understands what's happening.
00:31Anything to add, Mr. Milk?
00:33This motion is basically a formality at this point.
00:35My client, Mr. Kringle, has filed all necessary paperwork
00:39and notarized it with fingerprints that even look like snowflakes, kind of.
00:43Ho, ho, ho, your honor.
00:45Indeed.
00:46Well, if there are no further objections,
00:49I hereby grant exclusive Santa Claus jurisdiction in the state of Nevada
00:53to this man, Christopher Cross Kringle,
00:56and declare him the one true and only Santa Claus.
01:00I object.
01:01Ho, ho, hoo.
01:03Lincoln Gum, your franken-honor.
01:06My client, Harry Crimmins, is the real Santa Claus,
01:09and he has the right to have his challenge heard.
01:12Mr. Crimmins, do you have any evidence to back up your claim?
01:16I drove here in a red car.
01:19Good enough.
01:20This court shall determine which of these men is the real Santa Claus.
01:27Oh, and of course.
01:30Happy Halloween!
01:31Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:32Hi-ha-ha-ha.
01:36c-d-d-ding-ding-dang
01:45c-d-d-d-dang
01:45d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dang
01:45d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dang
01:58You know I love you, baby.
02:04Stop!
02:05Yeah!
02:07I love you, sir.
02:15Halloween is just around the corner.
02:19Everyone is hanging up their bats.
02:22I love Halloween.
02:24It's the one night of the year I can give candy to kids and no one bats an eye.
02:29C'mon! I like kids and I think they should have candy.
02:32Why does everyone assume the worst about me just because of how I look and act?
02:37I'm gonna make you beautiful, sweetheart.
02:42So, Irene, got any big trick-or-treating plans?
02:45Nah, I'm too grown up for that now.
02:47But I have picked out my costume for sneaking out and throwing rocks at cars.
02:50DHL delivery person.
02:51Everyone loves DHL because it's usually something actually good.
02:55Like, from Europe.
02:56I always have trouble coming up with a costume worthy of me.
02:59I was thinking maybe God, but then I landed on God's hot teenage girlfriend Morgan.
03:03Anyway, I'm glad someone's having fun.
03:06Your uncle's been a real work-hole lately.
03:07You mean workaholic?
03:09No.
03:09Are you done yet?
03:10We've got a big-shot client arriving. Any second.
03:13Is there coffee? Do we have a vacuum?
03:15Screw it. I'll do it with my hands.
03:17Whoa, Lincoln. We just won a case.
03:20We've earned a little break.
03:21I know. Let's go to Thailand for eight months.
03:23Come on, believe in yourself enough not to be so desperate.
03:26Believing in yourself is for mass shooters and Judd Apatow's kids.
03:30I live in the real world, where things only work out if we work them out.
03:36Should these skeletons be wearing ties?
03:38I'm just saying, you don't have to represent every maniac who shows up at the door.
03:42Maniac at the door.
03:43Is this gum legal?
03:45I have a man to destroy.
03:48The real Kris Kringle.
03:50I heard about this guy.
03:52Found a loophole to get himself legally declared Santa Claus in New York.
03:56Now he travels from state to state doing the same thing.
03:59But not here.
04:00I was born and raised in Vegas.
04:03I worked hard to make my fortune here by finding it in the desert.
04:07If anyone's gonna be our Santa, it should be me.
04:09Which is where you come in.
04:11Well, Mr. Crimmins.
04:13Harry. Harry Crimmins.
04:15It sounds like Merry Christmas, but not too much.
04:18Well, this will be a real fight.
04:20Kringle's attorney is what we in the legal profession call a double threat.
04:24An aggressive lawyer and tall.
04:27Do you need legal assistance?
04:29Hire me, Mike Milk, the tall lawyer.
04:32I fight for the little guy.
04:34Because to me, all guys are little.
04:36I'm here when justice is out of reach.
04:41My last lawyer was 5'11".
04:43And yeah, he won my workman's comp case.
04:45But when I saw him next to Mike, I threw up and fired him.
04:49He's so tall.
04:51So call Mike Milk, the tall lawyer.
04:54Call one tall hundred.
04:56That's one tall hundred.
04:58T-A-L-L.
04:58T-A-L-L.
05:00See you soon, Harry.
05:01Thank you, Lincoln.
05:02You're a very good boy.
05:05Just like Santa would say.
05:07Yes, Santa.
05:08Lincoln, now I'm not one to judge a good dirt bag.
05:11I've had more gold rings fall out of me than Sonic the Hedgehog.
05:14But are you sure you want to help this guy become our Santa Claus?
05:16Why?
05:17Just because of how he looks and acts?
05:20Plus, he's secretly loaded and we need money.
05:23So one old guy gets a ceremonial title instead of another old guy and we get paid.
05:29But how do we figure out what makes someone legally Santa?
05:34Christmas Movie Marathon!
05:36My mom has them all on DVD.
05:38Santa Has Fallen, How the Shrimp Stole Shrimpmas, White Chicks 2, White Chicksmas, even Die Hard.
05:44Wow, yeah, Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
05:47I've never thought about that before.
05:49I am so proud of you.
05:53Well, it's 115 degrees out, so I put marshmallows in gin.
05:58That truly is a wonderful life.
06:00Almost as wonderful as war bonds.
06:03Buy war bonds, everyone!
06:06Which one next?
06:07Ooh, what about single and ready to jingle?
06:09Mmm, nah, that one's a bummer.
06:11Everyone knows the real Santa would never divorce Mrs. Claus
06:14and hit the dating scene.
06:15Not when she puts up with all his traveling.
06:19Good one, Irene.
06:20The real Santa.
06:22Totally.
06:23Wait, what?
06:24Wait, what?
06:25Did you not, I mean, I just assumed.
06:28Irene, you do know about Santa, right?
06:31You're like 13 to 19 years old.
06:33You're the one that told me my real dentist probably wouldn't be asking for money on Cash App.
06:36What?
06:38Shut up.
06:39Of course I know about Santa.
06:41I know everything adults know.
06:42Like, Blingle Hotspots.
06:44Hey, we all believe stupid stuff when we're younger.
06:47Hell, I believed in King Kong until I joined the army.
06:50Irene, I guess your mom thought you were too smart to need this talk, but Santa is just a story
06:56parents tell their kids in order to relive their own childhoods.
07:00Because in the adult world, no one gives you anything, so you have to work for every disheveled lunatic who
07:06will hire you until you finally get to collapse into your early grave.
07:10Wow, so inspiring. Merry Christmas.
07:13Okay, that's enough TV.
07:15Glam, Sheila, that jury is gonna eat Kringle up.
07:18I need you guys to come up with some Christmas magic for our side.
07:23You got it. So, Santa sees everything, right?
07:25What if we have him describe the first time Hitler masturbated?
07:29Not that, but also nothing like that.
07:31Irene, dig up any dirt on Kringle you can find. Nobody is that perfect.
07:35Mm-hmm, sure. I mean, it'd be stupid to believe this world had any magic in it, so I'll just
07:40go destroy what's left.
07:42Sounds good. I'll pick up, Krimmins. We've got a hearing to disrupt.
07:53Recordable doorbell, take one.
07:55Shit! The old doorbell messed up the recording for the new doorbell.
07:58I am gonna kill whoever's out there.
08:00I'm gonna kill whoever's out here!
08:03Oh, Mr. Gum, come in.
08:06I was just making coffee.
08:08Sorry about the mess. Those damn lazy elves.
08:13Right.
08:15Mr. Krimmins, we should get going.
08:17Kringle's motion is scheduled for this morning.
08:20Nonsense. There's always time for a tour of Santa's workshop.
08:29These are my daughters.
08:32Shush, Emily!
08:33Sorry.
08:34They just won't stop laughing.
08:39Traps must be full.
08:40I know you're supposed to eat the eggs before they get out of hand, but who needs all those erections?
08:46Yeah.
08:47Look, Mr. Krimmins, if we want to win this case, you're gonna have to be able to make a halfway,
08:53un-terrifying impression on people.
08:54Well, that should be easy. For the real Santa Claus.
08:59Oh, I'm sorry. Do you not believe in Santa and, by extension, not want the money he's offering you?
09:07What? Of course I do. He does exist. Like the M&M said.
09:11Santa can smell lies, child. By the time this is over, you'll believe. You'll all believe. After all, if I
09:20wasn't Santa, how could I go up this chimney?
09:28Look! Red car, Lincoln! Like Santa! Red!
09:33This court shall determine which of these men is the real Santa Claus.
09:38Woo-hoo! Wait until I tell my brother! The devil!
09:48Hello? Oh, hey there. This is Makila's mom over at Kid Rock Elementary. Don't you know it?
09:55Makila forgot the dang homework assignment. Can I talk to Jeffrey for a Michigan minute?
09:59Drop the con, sister. Makila never forgot a homework assignment in her life. Who are you?
10:04Name's Irene. Need the skinny on a fat man. Goes by Kringle.
10:08Kringle. There's a name I never wanted to hear again.
10:12You testified for him in Michigan. Sat on his lap, called him Santa. I want to know what it cost.
10:16Him or me? The old man needed a kid to convince the jury he was Santa. Told me he'd bring
10:22me the gift I've always wanted.
10:24Santa can make any toy, right? I wanted a custom video game where my dead dog Brambles eats my stepdad.
10:30Christmas comes around, what's waiting for me under the tree?
10:33Rupert Grint's Fractions Dungeon! An educational game!
10:39That's when I realized I'd been had. There is no Santa. Only a stupid baby would think otherwise.
10:47Oh, I see. Just hit the last stop on the Polar Express, huh?
10:51Why do adults lie and call it love?
10:54Why does Rupert Grint murder Fractions?
10:56Who can say? Just watch your back, kid.
11:05Jesus Christ!
11:11What the fuck are you doing?
11:14We're making a reindeer fly. You wanted Christmas magic, dumbass!
11:18This is somehow worse than the Hitler idea. Irene, please tell me you have some good news.
11:24Well, Kringle lied to a kid in Michigan to secure his testimony.
11:27That's great.
11:27But other than that, he's squeaky clean. He's even the face of Christmas Cola, the only year-round Christmas-themed
11:33soda.
11:34Irene, did you sleep? You look like me when I make my own dimetap out of expired dimetap.
11:40My brain won't stop going. What else do I believe that isn't true? Huh? Huh?
11:44Can doves not actually cry? Are porn stars not really in love with each other?
11:48Was JFK not assassinated by Patton Oswalt?
11:52Oh, honey. Everyone knows it was Steve Harvey Oswalt.
11:55What about you, Lincoln? What's Harry's deal?
11:57Uh, he's great, too. Also, donates children to hospitals. Eh, keep digging. There must be something.
12:03Is Thunder not God Bowling? Did David Bowie not really go live on a farm upstate?
12:09Is Andrea even Meachie?
12:13Ladies and gentlemen, what makes a name legal? Some people go by Jim, but are secretly named James.
12:19All that matters is that a name be recognized by the U.S. government.
12:24Bring him in, boys!
12:29Each address to Santa Claus. Therefore, the post office, a branch of the federal government,
12:34recognizes this man, Kris Kringle, to be the one and only Santa Claus.
12:39Well, I'm convinced. Mr. Gum, you're opening arguments.
12:44I want to tell you the story of another man. A man named Glem.
12:49Yellow.
12:50Glem recently received this mug, reading World's Greatest Grandpa.
12:55Glem, are you the world's greatest grandpa?
12:57Nope.
12:58You see, ladies and gentlemen, just because something is written down doesn't make it true.
13:03Objection. Relevance. Anyone can buy a mug.
13:05Except that Glem received this particular mug during his time in federal prison.
13:10Also hand-delivered by a federal employee.
13:14Glem, what were you in for?
13:16I auctioned off my grandson's diary to foreign perverts.
13:21Do these sound like the actions of the world's greatest grandpa?
13:34Delivery from Monsieur Kris Kringle.
13:39I think Denver's gonna go all the way this year. Unless they're bums. Then Baltimore will go all the way.
13:43Hey, delivery person, what are your sports opinions?
13:47Sorry, I don't watch mainstream sports because of the politics.
13:50Now that's an adult opinion!
14:02Insider trading? Illegitimate kids?
14:05A picture where he's eating Chinese food at a movie theater while holding a calendar that says December 25th?
14:11This is exactly the kind of dirt Uncle Lincoln needs.
14:14To destroy the magic of Santa for kids everywhere.
14:16Hey, wait a minute! Sports have always been inherently political!
14:51Uh, boo suede shoes.
14:54Thank boo. Thank boo very much.
14:56Another round for my best customers, who I love so much.
15:01Thanks, Mr. O'Raviolio.
15:02All right guys, the trial started off well, but we really lost some ground in testimony.
15:08The best part about being Santa is bringing joy to children all over the world.
15:14The best part about being Santa is turning into an owl so I can watch married women fold laundry.
15:22Okay, but have you seen a married woman fold laundry?
15:27I know that's right.
15:28Uh, Sheila, we could really use some magic here. Do you have anything?
15:33I know! You know how there's lots of suicides on Christmas? Maybe!
15:38Look, Lincoln, I'm trying my best, but Christmas magic is just too wholesome for me.
15:43Yep, I think I'm gonna bail on this being the thing I'm doing this week.
15:46What the hell, Sheila?
15:48Sorry.
15:48Hey, Glem, wanna go play Halloween pranks on Steve Nichols?
15:51Do I? Pranken's my middle name!
15:54Actually, Pranken, which is German for God has forsaken this child.
15:59Great. Glem and Sheila are off doing pranks.
16:02My investigator still believes in Santa, and I'm on my own.
16:05Again, can I have one employee who doesn't need babysitting?
16:09You want grown-ups? Fine.
16:11Irene, are you even allowed to be in here?
16:15Oh, why? Because I'm a naive kid, right?
16:19Well, I guess you don't need this naive kid's evidence.
16:22Starting now, I'm 100% adult.
16:25I'm gonna read free articles in the incognito window,
16:28listen to cutesy murder podcasts, and use GIFs when I text.
16:33Irene, no!
16:34Santa, how did you get into the science lab here at Boston Public?
16:39Wow, I am really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.
16:42Why, through the famous Boston Public chimney, of course.
16:48That's it. The general area.
16:52Heh-heh, that's the story of the first time Adolf Hitler masturbated.
16:58No more questions, Your Honor.
17:02Okay, Harry, I know this case has been bumpy.
17:04How so?
17:05But I've got a plan. Watch.
17:07Your Honor, I call for a Santa off.
17:10Yeah, good idea.
17:13Oh, that's probably what we should have done to begin with.
17:15I'll allow it.
17:17T'was the night before Christmas when all through the castle
17:21my monsters were having a yuletide hassle.
17:25The tree was all trimmed in ghoulish things,
17:29like werewolf fangs and vampire wings.
17:32Oh, good.
17:37Didn't act like good monsters should.
17:40They found themselves a new grave.
17:43They planned to rob Santa's sleigh.
17:47They planned to rob Santa's sleigh.
17:47They were making a li-
17:48What are you guys doing up there?
17:50Lunch ended an hour ago.
17:52Everyone's waiting for you at the Santa off.
18:02They planned to rob Santa's sleigh.
18:08For mummy was to signal from the castle roof.
18:12At the very first sound of a re-
18:15Hey!
18:18Hey!
18:19Hey!
18:19Hey!
18:20Hey!
18:20Hey!
18:22Hey!
18:24Hey!
18:25Hey!
18:25Hey!
18:25Hey!
18:26Hey!
18:28Hey!
18:28Hey!
18:29and Steve is like shooting fish in a barrel.
18:31I stopped going to that place a week after it opened.
18:33I know what you mean.
18:34It's almost like it's not even worth pranking.
18:39Unless you prank the very best.
18:43We tied the Santa off.
18:45It all comes down to closing arguments.
18:47I've got one last chance to save the case,
18:50my credibility, and whatever's left of Irene's childhood.
18:53Yeah, we were supposed to get away to Orlando
18:57one of these weekends, but, you know,
18:58Dennis, he has to watch his rugby.
19:02One sec.
19:03Why is my childhood crush calling me?
19:05Isaiah Dandridge from home...
19:07Ow!
19:08You fell for the old spring-loaded blade
19:11in the cell phone and also childhood crush
19:13not actually calling trick.
19:16All right, not bad, Glim.
19:17Say, you haven't touched your drink.
19:20Maybe I'll get a fresh one.
19:24$3,000 injector seat prank, you rube.
19:27That drink was a red heron.
19:30Yep.
19:31Pufferfish toxin.
19:32Good sponsor for two, Mr. President.
19:40Mind if I join you?
19:42Mr. Kringle?
19:43I don't think we're supposed to be talking.
19:45Yes.
19:46Bit naughty of me, isn't it?
19:48I won't tell if you don't.
19:51Quite a show you put on today.
19:53Why are you wasting your talents defending that syphilitic burnout?
19:58Look, dude, some lawyers get to pick their clients.
20:01I've got to work for whichever Santa will have me.
20:04Ho, ho, ho.
20:05Is that all?
20:06Well, anyone could be your client.
20:09What are you saying?
20:10You don't really believe in yourself, do you?
20:13All the hustling, the ambulance chasing,
20:16wondering if each job might be your last.
20:18Christmas Cole is looking for new in-house counsel.
20:21High six figures, corner office.
20:23All you have to do is the right thing.
20:25Are you trying to bribe me into throwing the case?
20:28I've shown you how the world works.
20:30There was no Santa until I made him real.
20:34Me.
20:35That's power, and that power can be a gift, Lincoln,
20:38to little boys who behave.
20:42Wow.
20:43Big old wow.
20:44Everything I told Irene about the shittiness of the adult world
20:47is because of guys like you.
20:50This city's kids deserve a better Santa.
20:53Irene deserves better.
20:55I don't know the people in your life.
20:57You sound just like Sheila.
20:58You know, Crimmins might be nuts,
21:00but at least he actually believes in something.
21:03And so do I.
21:04That I'm gonna kick your ass in court tomorrow.
21:06Merry Christmas, asshole.
21:08It's October 30th.
21:10Well, then happy Halloween, good sir.
21:15I feel like a new man, Harry.
21:17Did three ghosts visit you, too?
21:19No, but I'm ready to give a passionate closing argument
21:22that will win over that jury and make you Santa.
21:25Great!
21:26Love your energy.
21:27Except instead, I'm gonna give my own closing argument.
21:30What?
21:31But we'll lose.
21:32I'll lose.
21:33Irene will fully commit to this boring millennial adult shtick she's doing.
21:39Lincoln, you took this case because you didn't believe in yourself or Santa.
21:43But you kept going because, deep down, you knew there is magic in this world.
21:49And that's worth fighting for.
21:51All I'm asking for is one more leap.
21:55For anyone in this courtroom who still doesn't believe,
21:59Mr. Crimmins, I mean Santa Claus, will give his own closing statement.
22:06I owe your honor an apology.
22:09There was a gift you wanted, wasn't there?
22:11Something very special.
22:13One Christmas you looked under the tree and it wasn't there.
22:17You haven't believed in me since.
22:19Well, I was rummaging through my workshop
22:23and I found something I'd like to give you before you make your decision.
22:27Something I should have given you all those Christmases ago.
22:37It can be.
22:39It's impossible.
22:40Here it is.
22:41The very gift I always wanted.
22:44$30,000.
22:47What?
22:48And if the jurors will please look under their chairs,
22:52I believe they'll find some gifts as well.
22:54Sorry, they're a little late.
22:57$25,000.
23:00$18,000.
23:02$40,000?
23:04Oh, Santa, you really did get my letter.
23:06You really, truly did.
23:08Your Honor, only the real Santa could know the gifts
23:10that all these people secretly wanted.
23:13Agree.
23:13Jury, you agree.
23:14Great.
23:15This court rules in favor of Mr. Crimmins,
23:17Nevada's one and only Santa Claus.
23:20We object.
23:21This is open bribery.
23:23Oh, spoken like a true Scrooge.
23:25Mr. Kringle, you are dismissed.
23:33Hello, everybody.
23:34Okay, okay, calm down.
23:36Well, today, I, George Wallace, mayor of Las Vegas,
23:40I grant Harry Crimmins, aka Santa Claus, the key to the city.
23:46This, of course, represents the smaller real key to the city,
23:49the real key to the city Harry and his duties as Santa Claus
23:52can use to enter any of our houses at any time.
23:56I'm going to get real weird with it, too.
23:59Vegas Santa says, give Daddy a bowl of your tea.
24:02Ah, woo, woo, woo, woo!
24:04Ha, ha!
24:05Huh.
24:05Didn't know I was helping with that part.
24:07Sorry, Irene.
24:08There's nothing stupid about believing in things.
24:10I know.
24:11In fact, you proved Santa is real.
24:13And he's a freak.
24:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:15The world is full of magic.
24:17Just in a gross-and-off-putting way.
24:19Welcome to being a grown-up.
24:22Hey, Chris, for what it's worth,
24:24you really do look just like Santa.
24:26Fuck you, Lincoln Gum.
24:27I am Santa.
24:30Nevada can kiss my bowl full of jelly ass.
24:34Hiya!
24:40Goodbye, Santa.
24:42Goodbye, Lord Kong.
24:44Hey, what's wrong with Glem?
24:45Oh, he's up to his tits on peyote.
24:50What about that dude?
24:52Is he okay?
24:55Probably not.
24:56Anyway, now to drop Glem off
24:58at Vegas' scariest haunted house.
25:00Happy Halloween from the Bride of Frankenstein.
25:03Oh, yeah, it's Halloween.
25:05Pretty unsatisfying how I've been focusing
25:07on Christmas all week.
25:08Oh, well.
25:11Trick or treat!
25:12Sorry, I don't have any candy.
25:14Glem Blorchman sends his regards.
25:18They were up to no good.
25:21No!
25:22You didn't act like good ones, are you sure?
25:26I'm so sorry.
25:26I'm so sorry.
25:28I'm so sorry.
25:30I'm so sorry.
25:32I'm so sorry.
25:40I'm so sorry.
25:59I'm so sorry.
26:00I'm so sorry.
26:00I'm so sorry.
26:00I'm so sorry.
26:01I'm so sorry.
26:01I'm so sorry.
26:02I'm so sorry.
26:03I'm so sorry.
26:03I'm so sorry.
26:04I'm so sorry.
26:05I'm so sorry.
26:08I'm so sorry.
26:16Chirp.
27:08Chirp.
27:27Chirp.
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