00:01This story is mostly about me, and my brother, and my boyfriend, Johnny.
00:08God this idiot has had to make me a country music star.
00:12Only problem with that was we had no money.
00:16Come on here, you big bastard.
00:18Watch out, Claude.
00:19We need a scan.
00:20One of my stags died because of my boobs.
00:22Kiss you, Roy Rogers, goodbye.
00:24No mistakes this time, bro.
00:27We've got what's coming to the end.
00:29Or you'll be singing the Yellow Rose of Texas and now tip high.
00:33Take a call, okay?
00:35This is gonna be the same again!
00:37Don't get, don't get, don't get!
00:39Catch your music.
00:56There's a Yellow Rose of Texas that I am gonna see.
01:00Nobody else can miss her, not half as much as me.
01:03See you next time.
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