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❤️❤️OMG! My SnowWhite is a Man~ bl boyslove bromance
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00:04sorry i what's got you so focused you forgot how to walk
00:10give it back i give it back beg me
00:20get off me nerd
00:28don't laugh shut the hell up
00:40go pick that ball up or i'm gonna make you regret it
00:50let him go oh come on marcus you mess with him every day now you're playing hero
00:57only i get to bully him
01:01touch him again and i'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball
01:08you okay mind your own business he's right this is all your fault and now you're acting like some
01:13hero marcus listen to me the person i hate most in this world is you
01:22lucas i bully you because i fucking like you
01:31lucas you're home i made you your favorite hot cocoa
01:35spare me the fake nice i know what you're doing
01:38you know you're trying to win me over but let me make this clear
01:42you will never be the lady of this house
01:49what the hell is that were you trying to poison me
01:59your father won't marry me because of you if you're alive i'll never inherit his fortune
02:04so i have to get rid of you if my dad finds out you tried to hurt me
02:09he'll never marry a psycho like you too bad you won't get the chance to tell him
02:14die
02:21marcus what are you doing here i came down the chimney lucas i need to explain why i mess with
02:26you
02:42let go of me
02:56okay either i'm dead or i blacked out at a renaissance fair
03:28what are you a flying paper cut
03:29white of the neighboring kingdom snow white
03:31absolutely not i'm gay i'm not about to drag some innocent girl into a straight marriage starter pack
03:37that's emotional terrorism
03:41you have got to be kidding me
03:43good morning princess snow white sleep well
03:46i'm a guy do you see the stubble the adam's apple the entire male anatomy package
03:51hmm yeah that's not supposed to happen
03:54okay looks like we've got a role assignment error
03:58let me file a ticket with fairy tale tech support
04:01oh great so how long is the wait time three business centuries
04:05why won't this thing come off
04:07i want men's clothes pants a hoodie literally anything with sleeves that aren't made in
04:12can't your character is snow white snow white has a dress it's in the contract
04:16i never signed anything you did you just didn't read the terms and conditions like everyone else
04:23look you got unlimited dresses fresh options daily it's basically princess netflix
04:31no no no no stop all right ready to meet your prince charming
04:36he'll be here soon to marry you what i'm straight i don't like men tell me how to get out
04:42of this
04:43nightmare easy you just have to truly fall in love with prince charming you're insane
04:49you inherited your father's heroic masculinity um princess the queen request your presence
04:59what is it oh my god lucas you're snow white
05:06this is amazing the evil queen yeah that tracks you're dressed like a walking jewelry store
05:13afraid people might miss how greedy you are oh my dear lucas in here i'm the queen i have
05:21everything and honestly i'm in love with this place and you are the key back to reality so if i
05:29want to stay
05:29here i'll have to kill you you're sure he's the coldest killer in the kingdom
05:37yes your majesty he's the infamous hunter nicknamed mr alpha male i hate women especially women
05:45prettier than me so snow white the most beautiful cannot be allowed to live
05:53leave your snow white to me
06:06die snow white
06:14snow white
06:15snow white is a man a man and he's hot
06:20who the hell are you i'm your secret lover
06:26snow white's taste is a felony
06:29i get it you're the queen's assassin she sent you to kill me she told me to eliminate you
06:34she just forgot to mention you're a man and exactly my type i've changed my mind a face like yours
06:43i couldn't possibly pull the trigger you you don't come any closer the entire palace is under the
06:51queen's control she won't stop until you're dead but i can protect you whether you come with me
06:57is your choice you protect me that's right i'm the coldest killer alive mr alpha male
07:06he actually let that little trash escape issue a kingdom-wide manhunt now
07:13a princess with an adam's apple chest hair shouldn't be hard to spot
07:18for the last time i am not marrying snow white i only want lucas
07:22your highness bad news snow white has gone missing missing
07:27perfect this snow white has a suspicious amount of testosterone wait snow white is lucas
07:38i can't run anymore
07:44hide
07:47i'll go distract them you head east and find your fiance prince charming he will protect you
07:54but what about you don't worry i'm a mr alpha male a few guards can't hurt me
08:01remember never enter the enchanted forest there are seven total psychos in there
08:05nobody who goes in ever makes it out alive
08:12damn he's handsome too bad he doesn't like men wait does he actually like men or not
08:19hey you ugly freaks come and catch me
08:26damn this dress damn the queen damn this fairy tale
08:35princess snow white her majesty requests you return to the palace
08:41and what if i say no then you'll suffer a little
08:49marcus what the hell is this jerk doing here as long as i'm here nobody can lay a finger on
08:54him
08:55someone thinks a little too highly of themselves
09:03what are you doing i'm stopping
09:05hold the unstoppable secret technique tickle attack
09:16are you okay you're wearing a prince's uniform
09:21you're prince charming
09:24no no no if you're prince charming i'd rather die or stuck here forever
09:28lucas still hates me i should hide my identity for now and give him time
09:34i'm not i'm not prince charming i'm his half brother prince charging prince
09:42prince charging what the hell is that look bright enough to light a whole kingdom
09:46that's why they call me prince charging
09:50even your horse looks gay as hell
09:54i'm heading to find my brother prince charming
09:57why don't we go together
09:58no thanks there are wild beasts around here it's dangerous alone
10:01well even if i'm wearing this stupid dress i'm still a man i'm not afraid of any beasts
10:15so want to reconsider my offer and just so you know there's more than one snake out here
10:21damn it i might actually need this jerk to protect me fine whatever
10:30stop in broad daylight what are you doing fixing my shirt what did you think
10:40damn his body is actually amazing if you want to look you can be bold i'd be honored if my
10:46muscles
10:47have your approval who's looking narcissist
10:52then do you want to touch them what what are you doing
10:59i know you want me to i i don't
11:05kissing a man actually feels pretty good
11:21baby open up a little more
11:23no
11:27come on no marcus
11:36thank god it was just a dream
11:38lucas lucas get a grip
11:40you're straight stop having stupid dreams like that and the guys you hate the most
11:46i'm straight i'm straight
11:50being queen feels wonderful even my hair is smoother than before
11:54this is
11:57my hair what happened to my hair
12:01wow this means snow white and prince charming have met what from now on every time their
12:07relationship grows a little deeper you'll lose another patch of hair and when they truly fall in
12:13love your head will become one perfectly smooth boiled egg
12:18no lucas marcus i'll kill you both spread my order hunt down snow white across the entire kingdom
12:27alive or dead your majesty perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness right
12:34the all-knowing mirror it has to be able to fix my hair
12:38go find that mirror immediately i want it brought to me within three days
12:44lucas once i catch you i'll gonna pluck every single hair off your head
12:54look is that a princess princess that's obviously a man a man who likes wearing dresses
13:00hey handsome cute dress mind lend it to my big sis sometime
13:06just ignore them i hate this dress oh my goodness whose daughter is this she's so tall
13:18mom that lady has stubble don't say nonsense apologize to the lady wait
13:25he really does have stubble i'm a man a man in a dress
13:30sick calm down don't bother with them
13:38look there's a hot girl bathing man tonight's our lucky night
13:44why does the voice sound like a guy you know nothing androger and your beauty is trendy
13:54it's a man my eyes hey i haven't even screamed yet what are you screaming i swear i'll never peek
13:59at
13:59bathing girls again please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me i've had enough of this sprite fairy
14:06whatever just get out here right now
14:12i want to get rid of this damn dress
14:16well it's not impossible play a game with me and you can change it what game look
14:26no way whatever the game is i won't play anything with him hey what did i do to you this
14:31time then
14:32i guess you'll just keep wearing the dress honestly the more i look at it on you the better it
14:37suits
14:37you fine what game blindfold feeding lucas puts on the blindfold marcus sits three meters away lucas has
14:48to walk over and feed the strawberry to marcus that's it easy peasy but you can't use your hands
14:54you have to hold the strawberry in your mouth what kind of perverted game is that what's wrong
14:58scared who's scared i'll just pretend i'm feeding a pet
15:04okay
15:10okay
15:24where are you touching shut up
15:37oh my god does this count as kissing marcus this is a straight man's greatest humiliation
15:43his lips are just as soft as in my dream
15:48wait why am i reacting no no no that's impossible what's wrong stomach ache i'm fine don't come closer
15:55ho ho i see what's going on now shut up
16:01you know i'm actually the same as you take some time wait does this mean i've actually been turned
16:10gay
16:13cooled off yet time to change the clothes
16:18finally i can get out of that damn dress
16:23i can't reveal my identity to lucas just yet please keep it a secret for me this is getting good
16:28the plot
16:29just keeps getting juicier do you think you're watching a reality show
16:42hungry
16:42hungry no i'm fine here
16:46thirsty i said i'm fine
16:49cold
16:49cold drop it i'm not cold
16:57i've never seen such a beautiful flower this is for you just so you know this adorable little flower
17:02completely poisonous
17:08it has no taste at all i want juice although there's no juice honey water on the house
17:15and trust me we got plenty you're not trying to watch me marcus don't do it
17:23this is gonna end badly
17:42it's all your fault we almost got stung to death and you're still laughing
17:46you're still cute when you're mad
17:49no no no i'm straight totally straight from now on you must stay at least one meter away from me
18:05marcus at your service pull me up right now didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter
18:10away from you this pit looks at least three meters deep which meets your requirement perfectly marcus
18:16stop messing around but you literally make that rule like five seconds ago
18:20asshole just wait till i get up there i swear i'm gonna mess you up
18:24why don't you climb up here first then we'll talk marcus come back
18:29jerk all that talk about liking me was a lie bullying me at school and now abandoning me
18:35i almost believed him crying
18:39idiots didn't you leave what are you doing back here silly boy i'd never leave you here
18:45grab on i'll pull you up i've got you
18:56aren't you the captain of the football team how come you're so weak maybe because you're happier
19:01than you look i'm literally standard weight the real problem here is you're weak fine fine it's all my
19:06fault
19:08you can scoot a little closer trust me it's way warmer over here
19:12in your dreams i'd rather freeze to death fine have it your way idiot freezing your ass off and
19:19still pretending you're fine
19:22damn it why am i in his arms
19:27hmm no wonder he won prom king two years in a row he really is good looking
19:32you're awake i i i was just
19:41what the hell are you doing
19:45lucas i'm sorry i just let me tell you marcus i'm straight i could never like you
19:49i was just being impulsive i'll never forgive you for bullying me at school you make me sick
19:55what did you say i said you make me sick there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk
20:00like you
20:02you're right i am a jerk i'm such an idiot for falling for you marcus let go of me i'm
20:08such a fool
20:08for doing everything i could to get your attention for trying to protect you this whole time but from
20:14now on i'm not gonna like you anymore i finally got rid of this jerk i should be happy but
20:20why do i
20:21feel so lost we need to figure out how to get out of here marcus i heard you
20:32grab it
20:46thanks let's go
20:55marcus where are you
21:20i can't leave you to face this alone
21:31marcus
21:31lucas get out of here i can't hold it off much longer
21:34but you what i said before i didn't mean it i lie to you
21:38what i still fucking like you i've liked you since middle school and i never stopped
21:51i'm not leaving you here
21:52i'm not leaving you here
22:08are you hurt
22:10no i'm fine just my legs are just a little shaky
22:22he actually risked his life to save me after i was so mean to him i said you make me
22:28sick
22:29there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you
22:32did i go too far with what i said
22:35if it weren't for him those scars would probably be on me
22:40it's ready you first
22:44marcus i said those things earlier out of anger too
22:47i know i was way out of line i'm sorry lucas would you just give us a chance
22:53i don't expect you to say yes right now i just want to know
22:57is there even a tiny chance you could ever like me
23:00how could i ever like a guy it should be an easy answer so why is it so hard to
23:05say
23:06i'm sorry i can't i'm really grateful you saved my life
23:10but i'm straight and i'll never be anything else i i'm sorry
23:17i get it i respect your choice
23:21but i'm still gonna like you anyway
23:27i'm finally free of his nonsense so why don't feel happy at all
23:31get a grip lucas you're just grateful he saved you you're not gay
23:37a glowing flower never seen one of those before it smells special
23:45it's so hot what's going on
24:09what's wrong
24:12what's wrong i want you
24:21you've got a fever why are you burning up
24:31lucas are you drunk there isn't even any alcohol out here marcus
24:36i know you want me you're not thinking straight i'm not taking advantage of you like this
24:40i don't
25:06No. Don't.
25:10Don't want.
25:12Don't stop.
25:20Oh my god. What am I doing?
25:23Stop. Just stop.
25:25No. I like this.
25:27No. It has to be that damn pollen.
25:32What are you going to do? Kill me?
25:35No.
25:36You're going to be my servant.
25:42And now I'm ordering you.
25:45Take me.
25:46Yes, your highness.
26:14Oh my goodness.
26:27Good morning.
26:30Don't touch me!
26:31So now you're denying everything?
26:33You were pretty eager last night.
26:36I-I-I don't remember any of it.
26:38And if you tell anyone about last night, I'll cut your tongue out.
26:41This is all that stupid flower's fault.
26:44I only lost control because that damn pollen.
26:47Pollen can't create desire.
26:48It only amplifies what's already there.
26:50Admit it, Lucas.
26:52You want me.
26:53Do I really want him?
26:55No.
26:56There's no way this bastard turned me gay.
27:00That's Prince Charming's castle.
27:02Tomorrow, you'll finally meet him.
27:04Great.
27:04After tomorrow, I won't have to see your annoying face ever again.
27:08Why does it feel like my heart is breaking?
27:10That flower must have fried my brain.
27:13I'm just used to having him around all the time.
27:15That's all.
27:17Don't worry.
27:18Once I get back to the real world, everything will go back to normal.
27:25The last glowing thing we found was an aphrodisiac flower.
27:28Don't tell me this glowing water is some kind of love potion, too.
27:30Why don't you take a sip and find out?
27:34Well, look who finally made it here.
27:37You again?
27:37Every time you show up, something bad happens.
27:40Relax.
27:40I'm just here for the show this time.
27:42This is the spring of desire.
27:44If you look into it, you'll see what your heart wants most.
27:47Oh, yeah?
27:48Then let's see what I want most.
27:50Probably a massive feast back in the real world.
27:53Back off.
27:54Okay.
27:55Okay.
28:03No way.
28:04The thing I want most is him.
28:07What did you see?
28:07Why are you so red?
28:08Nothing.
28:09I just saw a beautiful woman bathing.
28:11A beautiful woman bathing?
28:13You really are straight.
28:15You can fool him, but not me.
28:17I know exactly what you saw.
28:20It must be because I'm Snow White.
28:22Maybe this body's female hormones are messing with my head.
28:25Stop lying to yourself.
28:27The spring of desire is never wrong.
28:31Do I really like him?
28:32What are you two whispering about?
28:33We were just talking about Lucas's deepest desire.
28:37Shut up!
28:37I'm an honest elf.
28:39My mother raised me never to lie.
28:41Please.
28:41You're just here for the drama.
28:43What are you two even talking about?
28:45Why can't you tell me?
28:46I saw us kissing!
28:48Really?
28:49Lucas, you like me too, don't you?
28:50So what if I do?
28:52I have to fall in love with Prince Charming if I want to leave this place.
28:56Marcus, we can't be together.
28:58It's time to tell Lucas who I really am.
29:00Lucas, wait!
29:02Lucas, there's something I have to tell you.
29:04I'm actually...
29:14Joanna sent them?
29:15No idea.
29:16But they don't look friendly.
29:18On three, we run in opposite directions.
29:20You think you can outrun them?
29:22Pretty sure you failed P.E.
29:23I was the 10-meter sprint champion in kindergarten, thank you very much.
29:28Your Highness Prince Charming, we finally found you!
29:31Your Highness!
29:33Your Prince Charming?
29:35Your Highness, and this is...
29:38He's Snow White, my fiancé.
29:40No, my fiancé.
29:42Not that either.
29:43Whatever.
29:44He's the one I love.
29:45He's the legendary Snow White with the stubble?
29:47I don't care if he's a man or a woman.
29:50He's the one I'm going to marry.
29:52But His Majesty has given strict orders.
29:54He cannot accept two men marrying.
29:56This Snow White is forbidden from entering the castle.
29:58That old fossil!
30:00People are out here falling in love with ChatGPT.
30:02Lucas is at least a real human being.
30:04His Majesty also said that if you insist on marrying him, he'll hang your embarrassing
30:08baby pics at the castle gate.
30:11Your embarrassing baby pictures?
30:13Your king's got a pretty good sense of humor.
30:16Wait.
30:17So you were fucking lying to me this whole time?
30:20Lucas, I'm sorry.
30:21I didn't mean to deceive you.
30:23I was afraid that if you knew the truth...
30:25I finally accepted my feelings for you.
30:27And all this time, you were just making a fool out of me.
30:30No.
30:31Lucas, I like you.
30:32I would never hurt you.
30:33Enough!
30:34I hate being lied to more than anything.
30:36Lucas, I was wrong.
30:37Please, just let me explain.
30:42Hey, wrong way!
30:44That's the Enchanted Forest!
30:45The Enchanted Forest?
30:46The one no one's ever made it out of alive?
30:50Damn it.
30:51Liar!
30:52You kept saying you liked me, but you were lying to me the whole time!
31:04Who's there?
31:05Another stupid just wandered in.
31:08Perfect.
31:09It's been forever since we've had fresh meat.
31:11He looks delicious.
31:13Oh, crap.
31:14I must have stumbled into the Legendary Seven Villains.
31:19God, I'd kill for a Big Mac right now.
31:24Nope, I can't hold it in.
31:26Did you see his face?
31:27He went completely white.
31:36You guys are the Legendary Seven Villains?
31:38You ever seen demons this handsome?
31:41We're not demons.
31:42We're victims.
31:44Victims?
31:45We used to be guards for the Evil Queen, but she wanted us to take turns being her lovers.
31:50Monday through Sunday.
31:51No repeats.
31:52We're respectable guards, okay?
31:54Not rent boys.
31:55Why would we ever agree to that?
31:56So she got mad, threw us into the Enchanted Forest, and trapped us here with dark magic.
32:01I can't believe the seven dwarves from the fairy tale actually have it this rough.
32:05We've been stuck here so long, we're dying of boredom.
32:09But hey, now you're here.
32:10At least we've got a new face around.
32:12What's your name?
32:12Where are you from?
32:13Do you have a girlfriend?
32:14Please.
32:15That's outdated.
32:16Gay is in now.
32:17So, do you have a boyfriend?
32:19Oh, so there is someone.
32:21No!
32:22Nothing like that.
32:23Then why are you blushing?
32:24Oh, I...
32:26I'm hot.
32:27Okay?
32:28Tell us more.
32:35We have a witness who says Snow White ran into the Enchanted Forest.
32:39You boys wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you?
32:41Wait, is that guy Snow White?
32:43By order of the Queen, if you reveal Snow White's whereabouts, your freedom will be restored.
32:52They know I'm Snow White now?
32:54Are they gonna hand me over?
32:56Oof.
32:57You're too late.
32:58What do you mean?
32:59Snow White got eaten by a beast the second he ran into the Enchanted Forest.
33:03I saw it with my own eyes.
33:05It was brutal.
33:06Total bloodbath.
33:07Want me to take you to the scene?
33:09Though fair warning, you probably won't be able to eat for days.
33:12No, no, no.
33:13That won't be necessary.
33:15As long as I've got something to report back to the Queen.
33:18Head back and inform the Queen.
33:20Snow White is dead.
33:27Hey!
33:28They're gone!
33:29You're safe now!
33:30Why did you help me?
33:31Because we hate that old witch of a queen.
33:34The enemy of our enemy is our friend.
33:38Your Majesty!
33:39Word from the guards, Snow White is dead!
33:43Finally!
33:44That little noose is dead.
33:46So my hair should grow back now, right?
33:48Oh!
33:50Oh!
33:50No, no, no, no!
33:51No, no!
33:52Oh!
33:54Ah!
33:55I thought my hair was supposed to grow back once he died!
33:59That's because Snow White isn't dead.
34:01Who are you?
34:02I'm the all-knowing magic mirror.
34:04Oh, wow, Your Majesty, that hair is a bold choice.
34:07Shut up!
34:08Just tell me how to get my hair back!
34:09As long as Snow White and Prince Charming never fall in love, your hair will grow back.
34:14I'm going to the Enchanted Forest and killing him myself!
34:17Your Majesty, those three hairs of yours would be gone in one gust of wind.
34:20Shut up!
34:21Let me do it.
34:22I hate couples more than anything.
34:24The second I see them acting all sweet, I want to lose it.
34:26All he has to do is take one bite of this apple pie, and it's over.
34:32It's been days, and that bastard Marcus still hasn't come looking for me.
34:37Figures.
34:37You can't trust a word, men say.
34:42Who are you?
34:43I'm the little match girl's sister.
34:45The little apple pie girl.
34:47Sister?
34:48With those wrinkles, you look more like the little apple pie grandma.
34:51Oh, I have never seen such a handsome man in my life.
34:54Apple pie handsome?
34:57Wow.
34:58Smells incredible.
34:59Go on, it's free.
35:00Wait.
35:00Apples in fairy tales are always poisoned.
35:03You're not Joanna, are you?
35:06Who's Joanna?
35:07In fairy tales, the evil queen dresses up as an old woman and tricks Snow White into eating
35:12a poisoned apple.
35:13Joanna, stop pretending.
35:16I'm not her.
35:17I'm just the little apple pie girl.
35:19I know that's your disguise, Joanna.
35:21And your makeup is terrible.
35:23Hey, you can question my character, but not my makeup skills.
35:27Come on, let's rip the mask off her.
35:34No, no, stop!
35:37So, you really aren't Joanna?
35:39I told you I wasn't, and you still ripped my clothes off.
35:42Sorry.
35:42I got it wrong.
35:44I offered you free apple pie, and somehow I'm the bad guy.
35:47Okay, okay, don't cry.
35:48I'll eat it.
35:49I'll eat it.
35:52Lucas!
35:54Lucas!
35:55What are you doing here?
35:57I've been looking for you this whole time.
36:00Looking for me?
36:00What, so you could keep lying to me?
36:02Lucas, can you stop being impossible for one second?
36:04I'm impossible?
36:05You're the one who's heartless, shameless, and impossible.
36:07How am I heartless?
36:08How am I shameless?
36:08How am I impossible?
36:09How are you not heartless?
36:10How are you not shameless?
36:11How are you not impossible?
36:12Fine.
36:13Even if I am heartless, shameless, and impossible.
36:16What are you two doing?
36:17Practicing a damn tongue twister?
36:19Handsome.
36:20Want some apple pie?
36:21Might help you calm down.
36:22I'm not hungry.
36:24Come on.
36:25Eat a little.
36:26You need energy if you're going to keep arguing.
36:28I said, I'm not hungry.
36:30Just one bite.
36:31God, you're annoying.
36:32Can't you see we're in the middle of something?
36:34Fine.
36:35I'll eat it.
36:35Happy?
36:42So get it out!
36:43Do you have any idea how hard that was to make?
36:46I pulled three all-nighters on that pie!
36:49Let go!
36:50What are you doing?
36:51Let him go!
36:52So you do still care about me?
36:54God, I hate couples like you!
36:56Will you two die if you stop acting lovey-dooby for one second?
37:00God!
37:00Calm down.
37:01Don't do anything stupid.
37:02You can always make another one.
37:05Seriously?
37:06It was just an apple pie.
37:08That was my masterpiece!
37:09I spent forever perfecting that poison blend!
37:12Wait.
37:13So you really were sent by Joanna?
37:15Well, obviously.
37:16Why else would I drag myself into this dump of a forest to deliver apple pie?
37:20As long as we're here, you're not hurting Lucas.
37:22I wasn't even planning to hurt him.
37:24A man that handsome is practically in danger.
37:27But the queen gave me orders.
37:29No matter what it takes, I have to keep him and Prince Charmin apart.
37:33Help!
37:33He's trying to stab me!
37:34I'm not!
37:36I was just...
37:39Please!
37:43As long as I'm here, you're not laying a finger on Lucas.
37:46I...
37:47I wasn't trying to hurt him.
37:49I was going to kill myself.
37:51I failed my mission.
37:53If I go back, the queen will punish me anyway.
37:56Might as well end it myself.
37:57Oh.
37:58Sorry.
37:59My bad.
38:00Well, be our guest.
38:03Wait!
38:05Your job is to keep Snow White and Prince Charming from ending up together, right?
38:09Then wouldn't poisoning Prince Charming work just as well?
38:12Huh?
38:15You're right!
38:16Poisoning Prince Charming works just as well!
38:19Serves you right for being greedy and snatching someone else's food.
38:22That's what you get.
38:24Alright.
38:25Mission accomplished.
38:27What?
38:29You do realize that pie you just swallowed was poisoned, right?
38:32Right.
38:32The pie was poisoned!
38:38Water!
38:39Somebody get me water!
38:43I think I'm dying.
38:48Marcus actually took the fall for you.
38:50That is so moving!
38:52Is this what true love looks like?
38:54If somebody did that for me, I'd marry him on the spot.
38:57I don't care if it's a man, a woman, a cat, or a dog.
38:59He didn't even know the pie was poisoned.
39:01What's so moving about that?
39:02Yeah, but before that, he jumped into that pit for you.
39:06He fought a beast for you.
39:07Keep going and I'm gonna fall for him myself!
39:09Lying to you was wrong, but his feelings for you are real.
39:12Lucas, just forgive him.
39:13Yeah, come on, just forgive him!
39:15Alright, alright, I get it, okay?
39:16Marcus, we just did you a huge favor.
39:18So how are you gonna thank us?
39:19Me?
39:20I'm poisoned!
39:21I'm dying here!
39:22Maybe help me first?
39:24Right, he's poisoned!
39:26Come on, think of something!
39:27Hmm.
39:27But you actually look pretty good.
39:29Your skin's kinda glowing.
39:31Maybe it was fake poison?
39:32Worst case, he gets diarrhea for a couple days.
39:34Okay, that's a relief.
39:38Marcus!
39:41Marcus!
39:43Okay, we know you hate him, but this is a little much.
39:46He really is poisoned!
39:47Come on, think of something!
39:49I heard my grandpa talk about a miracle cure once.
39:52Hot oil.
39:53Heat kills poison.
39:59This kind of worm feeds on toxins.
40:01If we put it inside Marcus, it'll suck all the poison out of his body.
40:09It says the best way to get poison out is to literally beat it out of him.
40:13Watch this.
40:16You didn't just break his ribs, did you?
40:23I've got another idea.
40:24Enough!
40:25At this rate, the poison won't kill him.
40:26You too will!
40:29Maybe there is one thing that might work.
40:31What?
40:32True love's kiss.
40:33In fairy tales, Snow White eats the poisoned apple, and Prince Charmia's kiss wakes her up.
40:38Yeah, but that's a fairy tale.
40:39This is the real world.
40:41You wouldn't get it.
40:42To me, this is the fairy tale.
40:43This isn't just an excuse to kiss him, is it?
40:46Like I need an excuse?
40:47We've kissed plenty of times already.
40:52I'm only doing this to save him.
40:56And he still says he's not gay.
41:03Why didn't it work?
41:04Maybe your kiss wasn't heartfelt enough?
41:06Shut up!
41:06I'm trying to save him!
41:07Kiss him again!
41:08Kiss him again!
41:11I refuse to believe I can't kiss you awake!
41:17Lucas, it's no use.
41:19He already missed the golden seven-hour window for antidotes.
41:22He's not breathing anymore.
41:23Lucas, I'm sorry.
41:26We should bury him in the prettiest garden in the enchanted forest.
41:29How could you just die like this?
41:32You said you'd protect me forever!
41:34If you're dead, who's supposed to protect me now?
41:37Marcus, you asshole!
41:39I never got to tell you.
41:40I fell for you a long time ago.
41:43Lucas, the grave's ready.
41:45It's time.
41:45I love you, Marcus.
41:50I love you, too.
41:52You're not dead?
41:53I woke up the first time you kissed me.
41:55Then why were you playing dead?
41:56Because I wanted to hear you say you loved me a few more times.
41:59Marcus!
42:00You were messing with me again!
42:02Lucas, thank you.
42:04You've made me the happiest man in the world.
42:12So this is what love looks like.
42:13We're leaving Lucas with you.
42:15You better take good care of him from now on.
42:19Thank you for taking care of me all this time.
42:24Wait!
42:24I just thought of a way to get you out of the enchanted forest.
42:28The way is...
42:36Lucas!
42:36Ah!
42:38You didn't finish your words!
42:39What was the way out?
42:41Lucas, come back!
42:42Wait, could Lucas' method be true love's kiss?
42:48In your dreams!
42:49I am not kissing you!
42:51I mean, it wouldn't hurt to try.
43:04Your majesty!
43:06Good news!
43:07Well, out with it.
43:08Mission accomplished.
43:09Prince Charming is dead.
43:11There's no way those two can end up together now.
43:13Really?
43:15I saw him eat the apple pie with my own eyes.
43:17He dropped dead right after.
43:20Excellent!
43:21If I can't poison that bitch Lucas to death,
43:23then poisoning his Prince Charming works just as well!
43:27So my hair should grow back now, right?
43:32What?
43:33Ah!
43:34What is going on?
43:36Didn't you say Prince Charming was dead?
43:39I saw him eat the pie myself!
43:41Then why is my hair still falling?
43:44Maybe...
43:44Maybe killing Prince Charming doesn't work the same way.
43:47Ah!
43:47I'm gonna kill you!
43:49Ah!
43:52Your majesty?
43:54Your majesty!
43:55Where are you?
43:56I haven't even told you who the fairest woman in the land is yet!
44:03Obviously me.
44:12I'm back?
44:17Was...
44:18Was all of that just a dream?
44:23If all of that was just a dream...
44:25Then Marcus and I...
44:26You damn bald woman!
44:28Get away from me!
44:32Honey, you can't throw me out!
44:34You said you were going to marry me!
44:37I like women with hair!
44:39I do not want to wake up in the middle of the night thinking I'm holding a man!
44:43My hair will grow back!
44:44The doctor said it's hair loss from stress!
44:46Stress?
44:47You use my card every day to buy bags, shoes, and makeup!
44:50What exactly are you stressed about?
44:52If I were still queen, I'd have your head chopped off, you old fool!
44:57Queen?
44:59So it wasn't a dream.
45:00It was real!
45:01I wasted years of my youth on an old fossil like you!
45:05You owe me a huge settlement!
45:07Joanna, you tried to poison me and you still think you deserve a payout?
45:11Want to see how fast I call the cops?
45:12You bitch!
45:13If it weren't for you, I'd still be the mighty queen!
45:15Joanna, don't forget.
45:17In fairy tales, the evil queen never gets a happy ending.
45:20In the fairy tale, Snow White falls for Prince Charming.
45:23What about you?
45:24Did you fall for your Prince Charming too, Snow White?
45:27Your father's such an old fossil.
45:29There's no way he'll accept the whole LGBT thing.
45:32He'll definitely throw you out.
45:34Queen?
45:34Snow White?
45:35Are you two doing cosplay or something?
45:37If I can't inherit your father's money, then you don't get to inherit it either!
45:43Lucas is my son.
45:44He's my only heir.
45:45What happens in this family is none of your business.
45:47Oh yeah?
45:47What if your only heir is gay?
45:50You're gay?
45:53I'm not...
45:54Not?
45:54Because I heard you and that boy Marcus were all over each other, hugging, kissing, the
46:00whole thing.
46:00Shut up!
46:03Dad, yeah, I...
46:07Dad, you're not mad?
46:08Truth is, I had a boyfriend when I was younger too.
46:11What?
46:12His name was Tom.
46:13Six foot three, eight pack abs, blonde hair, blue eyes, insanely hot.
46:19Anyway, that's all in the past.
46:21As long as you two really love each other, I don't care if it's a man or a woman.
46:26Wow!
46:27I had no idea gay was hereditary.
46:29Instead of stirring the pot, maybe you should focus on fixing that bald head of yours.
46:33Shut up!
46:37So, what was that boy's name again?
46:40Marcus.
46:40I have to go find him.
46:48Hey, nerd.
46:49Lend us some money.
46:50Get lost.
46:50I don't have time for this.
46:51You know who we are and you still talk to us like that?
46:54I've dealt with the seven bullies.
46:56What are you two supposed to be?
46:58If you're not going to hand it over, don't blame us for what happens next.
47:03Try touching him.
47:04See what happens.
47:06If you run now, you might still make it.
47:08Come on, let's go.
47:09He's the football captain.
47:13You okay?
47:14Marcus!
47:15I missed you!
47:17Lucas!
47:18What are you doing?
47:22Marcus?
47:23Weren't we together?
47:24Together?
47:25Since when were we together?
47:26That's news to me.
47:27You don't remember?
47:29Prince Charming?
47:30The Enchanted Forest?
47:31The Seven Boys?
47:33Lucas, what are you even talking about?
47:34You ate the poisoned apple pie.
47:36I kissed you.
47:37You told me you loved me.
47:39You seriously don't remember any of it?
47:40Lucas, have you been reading too many fairy tales or something?
47:43Was it all just a dream?
47:44It wasn't a dream.
47:46Marcus, think.
47:47We went through all of that together.
47:48Lucas, I have no idea what you're talking about.
47:52And I've never liked you.
47:55Then why did you save me just now?
47:57If I see anybody getting bullied, I step in.
48:00It had nothing to do with you.
48:03What the hell happened?
48:05Why doesn't he remember any of it?
48:07Damn you, Marcus.
48:09You turned me gay, and now you don't remember any of it.
48:24Your Highness Snow White.
48:27I'm back in the fairy tale world again?
48:29You're not back.
48:30I just moved the fairy tale world into your house for now.
48:33Wasn't all of this supposed to be over?
48:35What do you want now?
48:37Relax.
48:37Snow White and Prince Charming's story still hasn't reached the finale.
48:41The finale?
48:44Come on, let's see the first ending.
48:45You're gonna love this one.
48:49Guys!
48:50Thank God!
48:51You guys made it out of the Enchanted Forest!
48:54That's thanks to you, Lucas.
48:56Me?
48:56But I didn't even finish what I was saying.
48:58You and Marcus gave us hope.
48:59You made us believe true love really can break any curse.
49:02So, we tried the true love's kiss thing, too, and the curse broke.
49:06That's amazing!
49:07I'm so happy for you guys!
49:09First ending.
49:10The seven boys break the evil queen's curse and win back their freedom.
49:14Hold on.
49:15We're not done yet.
49:16There's still the second ending.
49:18Second ending.
49:19Joanna got exactly what she deserved.
49:21Mrs. Joanna, based on your test results, your hair is never growing back.
49:24No!
49:25That's impossible!
49:26Your scalp is severely inflamed.
49:28You need to stop wearing wigs immediately.
49:30What?
49:30How am I supposed to go out without a wig?
49:32Are you saying I'm supposed to spend the rest of my life as a bald beauty?
49:35Bald?
49:36Yes.
49:36Beauty?
49:37Not exactly.
49:38She'd be bald and alone for the rest of her life.
49:42And now for the third ending.
49:44The final ending.
49:45Prince Charming is about to officially confess to Snow White.
49:48That ending's probably not happening.
49:50Marcus doesn't remember any of it.
49:52Are you sure he doesn't remember anything?
49:57Marcus?
49:58I thought you didn't remember any of it.
49:59Idiot.
50:00I was messing with you.
50:01And you said you didn't even like me.
50:03I just wanted to make sure.
50:04I needed to know if you really liked me, or if you were just moved because of everything
50:08that happened in the fairy tale world.
50:10Asshole!
50:10Do you know how miserable I was?
50:12I'm sorry, Lucas.
50:13I promise I'll never make you feel that way again.
50:16Lucas, I love you.
50:17Will you be my Snow White forever?
50:24Final ending.
50:25Snow White and Prince Charming finally get there happily ever after.
50:30All right.
50:31I'm off to mess with the next fairy tale.
50:34See you in the next story.
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