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🔥¡Hoyo en uno! La reconquista del rey del golf- Completo
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00:00:05You
00:00:05Lion you truly are the undeniable king of golf. I'm sorry we saved your daughter, but your wife
00:00:11There's nothing more we can do
00:00:12I was chasing trophies and wins. I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:00:17Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious arts academy, but you're too poor tuition
00:00:2370k a year there's anything I can do for you and your daughter. I'd be happy to help
00:00:28I buried the man I used to be it's time to bring the lion back
00:00:32This golf tournaments for pros not no amateurs like you lion unleash your victorious roar to the world
00:00:39The mighty lion is trapped in our cage an unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to go with pro
00:00:46I just want to be by your side
00:00:49What you get for going against me the roaring lion has returned
00:00:54Look alive boys i'm still in play
00:01:04Every golfer knows this moment ball in the water career on the line
00:01:09But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off
00:01:17Oh shit
00:01:18Let's take mr. Stacks
00:01:40Holy
00:01:41Surely to take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:01:47Lyon once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:01:51Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:01:55You truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:02:00How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:02:02Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:02:06Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:02:10Ambiotic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:02:16I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:02:24I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:02:31Claire, my wife.
00:02:33Yes.
00:02:35No, come on.
00:02:37What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:02:40Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:02:50To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:02:56No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:03:00Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:03:04Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:03:18I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:03:22I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:03:27I promised I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:03:39Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:03:43Are you sure?
00:03:44If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:03:49Lion, you'll go broke.
00:04:07Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:04:12We look just like the pros.
00:04:14Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:04:17Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:04:27There you go.
00:04:28Now I'm paying you.
00:04:30Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:04:32You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:04:38That's enough.
00:04:50Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:04:54This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:04:57Come on, Mia.
00:04:58Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:05:03You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:05:13Let me handle it.
00:05:17See? Even the help knows its place.
00:05:19You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:05:21Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:05:23Bet he will.
00:05:24Bet he will.
00:05:41Your form is sloppy.
00:05:43Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:05:49Throw them out.
00:05:53Get off of me.
00:05:54Hey, hey, hey, don't touch me.
00:05:55Hey!
00:05:57Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:04I could have done better.
00:06:05I was aiming for their heads.
00:06:07He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:06:11Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:06:13Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:06:19Miss Mee, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:06:22I'm sorry.
00:06:24I don't play golf.
00:06:26I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:06:29I see real talent in you.
00:06:31Don't waste it.
00:06:33It's just a lucky shot.
00:06:50Hey, Bobby.
00:06:52Thought about what I said last time.
00:06:53You know, making a comeback.
00:06:56I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:06:58I already told you my answer.
00:06:59I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:07:11Gabriel, I already told you.
00:07:12I'm not changing my answer.
00:07:14Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:07:16You need to come to the school now.
00:07:27What happened, sweetheart?
00:07:33Did you hit my daughter?
00:07:35Hey!
00:07:40You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:07:45Oh, God.
00:07:46It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:07:49What a small world.
00:07:51My daddy is not a loser.
00:07:53He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:07:56That's enough.
00:07:57Settle down, girls.
00:07:58Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:08:05Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:08:09But you're too poor.
00:08:11Only my daddy can afford it.
00:08:13Yeah.
00:08:14Guess what?
00:08:14Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:08:18And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:08:22So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:08:26Daddy is $70,000 a lot.
00:08:32I don't need it.
00:08:34I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:08:36I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:08:40But now I am such a bad father.
00:08:44This kid is obviously a bully.
00:08:47And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:08:50And you let it happen.
00:08:52Hey, kids will fight.
00:08:53I can't stop that.
00:08:55Then you suspend her.
00:08:58I...
00:08:59Hey.
00:09:01Hey.
00:09:09Look, you piece of trash.
00:09:11There is 10K.
00:09:14Forget about art school.
00:09:16Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:09:21It's not my fault.
00:09:23You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:09:30Come on, Angel.
00:09:31Get your stuff.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:34See?
00:09:35I told you so.
00:09:37Wait.
00:09:38Mr. Smith.
00:09:38About that donation.
00:09:40Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:09:45I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:09:48I'm sorry.
00:09:54Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:09:55No.
00:09:57I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:58I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:10:00I'll be a good kid.
00:10:02I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:10:05No, sweetie.
00:10:06I'm sorry.
00:10:08And don't worry.
00:10:10Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:10:18I buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:10:22It's time to bring the lion back.
00:10:39Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:10:43I'm back.
00:11:04Sis, qualifying match next week.
00:11:06Woo.
00:11:07I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:11:13Jake, you're our best shot.
00:11:15With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:11:19They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:11:21If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have.
00:11:23Jake is young and talented.
00:11:26Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:11:27It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:11:32If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:11:36Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:11:39Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:11:41What?
00:11:42Shut up.
00:11:44Two yards.
00:11:47What?
00:11:53What do you mean two yards?
00:11:54His grip's weak.
00:11:56Ball's going to fade.
00:11:58Two yards to the right.
00:11:59Shut up, dude.
00:12:00You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:12:03Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:12:06I mean, look at you.
00:12:06Have you ever even held a golf club?
00:12:08Ignore him, okay?
00:12:09Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:12:11He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:12:14You guys really don't see this?
00:12:17I guess that makes sense.
00:12:19This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:12:23Well, tell me.
00:12:24What do you see?
00:12:322.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:35And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:12:37If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:12:39Jake is a pro golfer.
00:12:41He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:12:43What do you know?
00:12:44How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:12:47You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:12:55Hey, it's free advice.
00:12:57Take it or leave it.
00:12:58But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:13:00because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:13:172.13 yards to be exact.
00:13:25Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:13:27Nothing.
00:13:28What's up with you guys?
00:13:30I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:13:31Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:13:34This...
00:13:34Oh my god.
00:13:38Come on, man.
00:13:40Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:13:43Come on, man.
00:13:44Let go.
00:13:45You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:13:47You know how valuable my hand is?
00:13:50Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:13:52I was right.
00:13:53He's more talented than he seems.
00:13:56Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:57Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:59It'll just take a moment.
00:14:00Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:14:03This guy's a rookie.
00:14:04Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:14:07I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:14:09No, no.
00:14:11I believe him.
00:14:12And he makes a good point.
00:14:15He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:14:18Seriously?
00:14:19He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:14:22Yeah, and he's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:14:24A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:14:26I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:14:41Who's this asshole?
00:14:43Tyler Carter.
00:14:44Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:14:46Most recent world champion.
00:14:49And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:14:55It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:15:01You ready?
00:15:05It's always here to start shit.
00:15:07Yeah.
00:15:07Got it.
00:15:08Oh, good job, baby.
00:15:10Oh, my gosh.
00:15:14Look who it is.
00:15:17Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:15:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:15:22Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:15:24You're not welcome here.
00:15:26Leave.
00:15:28Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:15:31Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:15:33You watch your fucking mouth.
00:15:35How about that?
00:15:36Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:15:42God.
00:15:43It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:15:48Look, we both know you're not going to win.
00:15:50It's just not possible.
00:15:52Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:15:54You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:15:59We can all go home happy.
00:16:01All you got to do is sign the deal.
00:16:03It's all yours, baby.
00:16:06Never.
00:16:08August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:16:11My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Option two.
00:16:16You put this on.
00:16:19You show me a good time tonight.
00:16:21I'll cut you a good deal.
00:16:23Fuck you, man.
00:16:24Fuck you!
00:16:26You and me, let's go at it.
00:16:27Sudden death match.
00:16:29Who's your backside to the quals tomorrow?
00:16:33So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:16:36He's an idiot.
00:16:39Fine.
00:16:40But you better not be all bark.
00:16:42You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:16:52Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:16:54Fuck off, man.
00:16:55Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:16:57You don't have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:16:58He's provoked you, okay?
00:16:59You're too emotional now.
00:17:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:17:02You won't win.
00:17:03Shut up!
00:17:04You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:17:07You don't tell me what to do.
00:17:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:17:23You see that?
00:17:26302 yards, mid-fairway.
00:17:28Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:17:32Show him, Jake.
00:17:35That stance.
00:17:36It's too low.
00:17:38That ball's going off course.
00:17:40What did you just say?
00:17:42I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:17:43Yeah, will you quit the yapping?
00:17:45You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:17:48I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:17:49Don't backseat it.
00:18:01Hopeless.
00:18:02What an idiot.
00:18:03Oh my gosh.
00:18:062.13 in the rough?
00:18:08Oh my god, my granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:18:14Bring the world.
00:18:28If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:18:31Time for a little help.
00:18:36Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:18:38You better not mess with Jake.
00:18:39This is serious.
00:18:41Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:18:59Holy shit.
00:19:01Let's go.
00:19:02That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:19:05Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:19:07A rock can't change the club angle.
00:19:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green
00:19:12by now.
00:19:13Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:19:14Well, remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:19:27Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:19:29With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:19:32Come on, Jake.
00:19:33You gotta pull through.
00:19:39Thanks, doll.
00:19:44Ready or not.
00:19:47Here I come.
00:19:49Hey.
00:19:50Shit.
00:19:53Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:19:55He was standing right here.
00:19:57You knew that.
00:19:58You did that on purpose.
00:19:59It's against the rules.
00:20:01Thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:20:03Doing this casual.
00:20:04There's no need for rules.
00:20:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:20:08There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:20:10Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:20:16A torn ligament?
00:20:18Must have been strained for a long time.
00:20:21Everything Bobby said came true.
00:20:23Who is he, really?
00:20:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:20:28I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:20:29No, I can't keep going.
00:20:30I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:20:36August Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:20:39I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:20:44It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:20:47If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:20:49I might let you keep your club.
00:20:50What the fuck did you say?
00:20:52Watch this bitch.
00:20:58Is that the best you got?
00:21:00I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:21:12Jake's already three strokes in.
00:21:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:21:15But his wrist...
00:21:17Will you stop?
00:21:19As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:21:20No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:21:26You're still powering through?
00:21:28Why don't I help you with that?
00:21:33That's enough!
00:21:39I'll take it from here.
00:21:43Will you back off?
00:21:44This is a gentleman's sport.
00:21:46Go to the lawn, you cretin.
00:21:48Jake, that's enough.
00:21:50Mia, step down.
00:21:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:21:53Let Bobby take over.
00:21:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:22:00You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:22:03What?
00:22:04Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:22:09You got some balls.
00:22:10I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:22:14You better not let it get into your head.
00:22:20This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:22:31This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:22:36And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:22:39Just look at yourself.
00:22:41Covered in filth.
00:22:42Carrying around a burden.
00:22:44You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:22:49Excuse me, sir.
00:22:52Don't mind him.
00:22:53He's an asshole.
00:22:55I'm Mia.
00:22:56I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:59And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:23:21Is that your wife?
00:23:23You should have brought her with you.
00:23:24I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:23:28A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:23:32The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:23:37That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:23:42front of her grave.
00:23:43I'm begging.
00:23:44The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:23:46Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:23:48You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:23:51And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:23:57Deal.
00:24:00You better keep your word.
00:24:14This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:24:16Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:24:18We're screwed.
00:24:19This groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:24:22You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:24:26Humidity, 60%.
00:24:28Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:24:39Please clear the water.
00:24:41Forget about the hole.
00:24:43You won't even make it over the water.
00:24:44I win.
00:24:58What the fuck?
00:25:01What the fuck?
00:25:03Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:25:05There's no way.
00:25:05It's a trick shot.
00:25:06You can't control where it lands.
00:25:13What the fuck?
00:25:14What the fuck?
00:25:15What the water?
00:25:15I skipped it in the hole.
00:25:17But how?
00:25:18It's a miracle.
00:25:19Am I dreaming?
00:25:20Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:25:23This is impossible.
00:25:25There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:25:28Impossible.
00:25:29That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:25:32Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:35Even Kane.
00:25:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:25:45Is he?
00:25:46A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:25:49Who are you?
00:25:53Who are you?
00:25:54Me?
00:25:55I'm a nobody.
00:25:56I'm a gardener.
00:25:58You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:26:00I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:26:03Yes.
00:26:04Of course.
00:26:04You just saved August Golf Club.
00:26:06We, of course, will welcome you.
00:26:08Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:26:11Can't leave it with this guy?
00:26:13He probably doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:26:15I mean, Mia, please.
00:26:16We should reconsider.
00:26:17Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:26:19I mean...
00:26:20How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:26:22If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:26:25All the things he could be doing.
00:26:27Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:26:31Okay, silence, all of you.
00:26:33I believe in Bobby.
00:26:35And he's our only hope now.
00:26:37Hey, Bobby.
00:26:38I got cash.
00:26:40Hot babes.
00:26:41You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, I got anything you could ever want.
00:26:46I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:26:52Club, if you'll still have us.
00:26:55I heard Golf Club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:58Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:27:00Come on.
00:27:01Don't be stupid.
00:27:02Just give me the word.
00:27:03It's all yours.
00:27:07Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:27:18I just mowed the lawn.
00:27:20I don't need much in life.
00:27:25I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:27:29My heart's racing.
00:27:31What's going on?
00:27:32You old bastard.
00:27:35You're going to regret this.
00:27:37Hey!
00:27:38Aren't you forgetting something?
00:27:40What are you talking about?
00:27:41Our bets.
00:27:42You're forfeiting, right?
00:27:44My brother, Kane Carter.
00:27:46He's the grand champ.
00:27:48Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:27:50It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:53A bet's a bet.
00:27:58Baby, help!
00:27:59You bastard.
00:28:01You're going to regret this.
00:28:03Men honor their words.
00:28:04Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:28:08What are you, little boy?
00:28:09You motherfucker.
00:28:11Mark my words.
00:28:12You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:28:14Come on, girls.
00:28:24You lost to a ground speaker?
00:28:28A loser who picks up balls?
00:28:31It was a fluke.
00:28:33If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:28:35Ah!
00:28:36Ah!
00:28:36Useless.
00:28:37The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:40You better not film me again in the qualification match.
00:28:52I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:28:56But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:29:01Kipli's been retired for six years already.
00:29:04You still think about him?
00:29:10I don't know.
00:29:12Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:29Come on.
00:29:32Come on, where?
00:29:33We're leaving.
00:29:37You're drunk.
00:29:38I'm taking you home.
00:29:41Party pooper.
00:29:44Such a gentleman.
00:29:48I'm so thirsty.
00:29:50I'll get you some water.
00:30:09I'll get you some water.
00:30:19I'm right where I'm meant to be.
00:30:33Mia, you're drunk.
00:30:35Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:38Mm-hmm.
00:30:54Yeah, yeah, I feel so free.
00:31:15I had a little fun last night.
00:31:21I had fun, too.
00:31:22A lot of fun.
00:31:27Good afternoon.
00:31:29My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:31:35On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the U.S. Open press conference.
00:31:4650 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:52But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:59This AI-powered golfer can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:32:10It matches to our all-time high rank, right? I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:22Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills? Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:25Yeah, we're all pros here. Do you think you'll beat us all?
00:32:29Be my guest.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:31I'll let you write down. That is a proper measure of everything.
00:32:45Yeah.
00:32:50Nice, man. Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:52Absolutely we are.
00:32:53It's done enough wasting my time.
00:32:56By the way, only reason I let you two go first, so that everybody here is aware of how under
00:33:02-ranked you are.
00:33:07This is a press conference, not a dumpster. What are you doing here?
00:33:12You're an amateur, buddy. You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:33:15Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:18Okay. Okay. Sit back. You'll see my rank.
00:33:24Hey, get this. I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:34:00He's 15th.
00:34:01Every member of Golden Hill is a total beast.
00:34:03Pretty much.
00:34:04I don't cry, though. It's okay.
00:34:06You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:34:12You know, it's sad, Mia. The best you got is dead last.
00:34:16You know what, Tyler? Shut up.
00:34:17August is not going to be dead last. Just mark my words.
00:34:20Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy. He's ranked 15th.
00:34:24He's a nobody.
00:34:27Wow. That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:34:29Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:33Gardner? The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:34:37The hell?
00:34:38Yeah, she sure did.
00:34:39I think he should be disqualified.
00:34:40All in favor, raise your hand.
00:34:45Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:34:48Everyone deserves a shot.
00:34:49The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:52That's cute.
00:34:52August Golf Course honored a press conference to throw a tantrum.
00:34:56Yeah, she did.
00:34:57Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:59Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:35:16Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:35:22I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:35:27What do you think you're doing?
00:35:29Ice here, kid.
00:35:30You're not going to want to miss this.
00:35:38This is my rating.
00:35:56Six years ago, you retired, vanished without a trace, only leaving behind your legacy.
00:36:08Talented golfers, they've come and gone.
00:36:11Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:36:14He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:36:17Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:36:20We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:36:23The all-time number one.
00:36:28I guess he couldn't wait.
00:36:30To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:36:37Take these, let's go.
00:36:39I'm a champ!
00:36:43What?
00:36:44Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:46According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten golfers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:52That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:55No, that can't be right.
00:36:57Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:59Cold hard facts.
00:37:00I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark and no bites.
00:37:09Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:37:12All of them.
00:37:14I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:37:21Wait.
00:37:22There's an explanation for this.
00:37:24He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:37:27Yeah, that explains it.
00:37:28How would a failing club like the Ologist have a top ten player with him?
00:37:32Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:37:38You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:37:40You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:37:43We have the right to unlock it.
00:37:44If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:37:48Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:50Well, go ahead.
00:37:51Unlock it.
00:37:52I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:55Go, boys.
00:37:58You're going to regret that.
00:37:59Get ready, folks.
00:38:00This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:38:12What?
00:38:14He's not just in the top ten.
00:38:16He's the best in the country?
00:38:18That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:38:23How?
00:38:24Could it be?
00:38:27No, that can't be right.
00:38:29There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:38:31He's got a point.
00:38:32Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:35Nowhere.
00:38:36Thank goodness.
00:38:37You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:38:40You just had one lucky stroke.
00:38:42You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:38:44This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:38:47Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:48That's not up to you.
00:38:50That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:53Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association,
00:38:57there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:39:00Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:02I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:39:10You're on their side?
00:39:11Oh, don't act shocked.
00:39:13It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:39:15I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:39:19I think we should get them out of here.
00:39:20An unranked opportunist like yourself doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:39:28On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:39:34You bastards.
00:39:35I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:39:38Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:39:41The chairman?
00:39:42That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:39:45Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:48Empetism's a big word for you, man.
00:39:51You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:54He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:57Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:58I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:40:00Make sure they're gone.
00:40:01I don't want them crawling back.
00:40:02This is my turn!
00:40:08This is my turn!
00:40:15Hands off!
00:40:20That's the bus the chairman had custom-made for Lyon.
00:40:23No one's ever seen it.
00:40:24Why did he bring it today?
00:40:26The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour, they're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:40:33And there's multiple?
00:40:34Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:40:37I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association, not Golden Hills.
00:40:46Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:50I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:53The trash?
00:40:57How dare you?
00:40:59Do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:02Are you serious right now?
00:41:04You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:41:07Oh!
00:41:08Oh!
00:41:09Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:13He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:41:16Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:41:19He's not even in the rankings.
00:41:21He's a nobody.
00:41:22A nobody!
00:41:23So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:41:28All these trophies belong to him.
00:41:31That's impossible.
00:41:32He's done the impossible.
00:41:34Time and time again.
00:41:36All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:41:40He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:52Sir, I need to talk to you in private.
00:41:57What is he hiding from me?
00:42:02Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:42:06Eleanor's still young, and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:42:11I am so sorry, Claire.
00:42:13I wasn't there for you.
00:42:15I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:42:20I promise I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:42:28I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:42:32I understand.
00:42:33I can keep your secret.
00:42:35Thanks.
00:42:36Here we go.
00:42:42After thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:50Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:59go into the final qualifier.
00:43:02Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:43:11What?
00:43:12I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:43:14We don't need some AI system to prove that, and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:43:19I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:43:25You have that right.
00:43:26You old bastard.
00:43:27You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:43:32Enough.
00:43:34You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:43:40You have no authority here.
00:43:43Take them out of the better.
00:43:45You can't do this.
00:43:46You can't do this.
00:43:47You reckless bastard.
00:43:49As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lap dog.
00:43:57You're fired.
00:43:59You can't fire me.
00:44:00I am the vice president.
00:44:02You can't fucking fire me, you bastard.
00:44:08I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neurochip implant.
00:44:14Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:44:19Just watch out.
00:44:20I wouldn't worry about that.
00:44:22I chose to come back.
00:44:23I'm ready for anything.
00:44:26Come what may.
00:44:40All right.
00:44:41You can open your eyes.
00:44:49So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:52I don't know.
00:44:54But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:45:03Daddy, is this all for me?
00:45:05It's just like my job.
00:45:07Yep, it's all yours, sweetie.
00:45:12Oh, I can't forget this.
00:45:21Perfect.
00:45:23My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:45:26Yes.
00:45:47Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:52Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:56Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:46:00This is my lucky bracelet.
00:46:02I made it at school.
00:46:04Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:46:08Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:46:12I'll be cheering for you.
00:46:13And I know Mommy will too.
00:46:15I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:46:19But it looks like she knew all along.
00:46:22Thank you, sweetie.
00:46:25I promise I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:46:34Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known
00:46:38as Golf's Longest Day.
00:46:41Today's going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to
00:46:45the final round, so good luck.
00:46:48Yeah!
00:46:50Let's do this.
00:47:10Oh, dear, whoa!
00:47:12Jim, that was incredible.
00:47:29Oh, my God!
00:47:36You won.
00:47:38We won.
00:47:39Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:47:40We've got to celebrate.
00:47:41Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:47:44Come on!
00:47:44Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:45We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:47No, disgusting.
00:47:48He just wants you there.
00:47:50He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:53I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:55Yeah, I know, and I've had enough.
00:47:57It's time I end this.
00:48:07Lion, you've finally returned.
00:48:15For the past six years, I've torn through the competition, but those old-timers still insist
00:48:21that it is because you paved the way.
00:48:23No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single
00:48:28trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:48:31But I'll perute myself.
00:48:37When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth that I am
00:48:43the greatest golfer in the world.
00:48:46I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:49:02It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:49:02Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:49:03It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:49:06God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:49:09You dare show your face here.
00:49:12Dad, can you be nice?
00:49:14This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:49:35Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:49:39His father is the president of the Golfers' Association.
00:49:43Golf is in their blood.
00:49:46Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:54Henry, is it?
00:49:56Yep.
00:49:57Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:59You're Gabriel's kid.
00:50:00You act nothing like him.
00:50:01What would you know about my father?
00:50:03Nothing.
00:50:04He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:50:11Mia, are you serious?
00:50:13You brought the help home?
00:50:17So humiliating.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:19What is he doing here?
00:50:21To shine Henry's shoes?
00:50:25Well, Mia has good taste.
00:50:27I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:50:29Watch it, yard boy.
00:50:31His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:50:33With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:50:37Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:50:39Our food's getting cold.
00:50:41Let's go eat.
00:50:46Here, please.
00:50:47Allow me.
00:50:55Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:58You have to try one of these.
00:51:00I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:51:02Really good Arbanos.
00:51:04Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:51:07Mm-hmm.
00:51:10There you go.
00:51:12Excellent taste, young man.
00:51:16Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:51:20I got a beard.
00:51:21Yeah, real mature.
00:51:25You should really try this meal.
00:51:27Our chef needs special.
00:51:39I'm sorry, man.
00:51:40I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:51:42Okay, that's enough.
00:51:43Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:51:47Don't worry about it.
00:51:49I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:51I brought a gift.
00:51:53I brought a gift.
00:52:06Ew.
00:52:07What is this?
00:52:09Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:52:11I bet it's all junk.
00:52:14Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:52:19Yes, yes.
00:52:19Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:52:24Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:52:30I got you this.
00:52:32This is Lion's old tour card.
00:52:35It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:52:38That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:52:41Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:44But it's far too valuable.
00:52:47I can't accept it.
00:52:51This is incredibly rare.
00:52:54What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:56Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:53:00Admit it, loser.
00:53:01You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:53:09Why don't we make a bet?
00:53:12All right, I'm listening.
00:53:15If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:53:23Cigar ash and all.
00:53:25Hmph.
00:53:32What a coincidence.
00:53:35Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card, too.
00:53:41But not just one.
00:53:45Ten.
00:53:48Whoa.
00:53:49What?
00:53:51That's impossible.
00:53:52You're just a washed-up loser.
00:53:54Like, how is that possible?
00:53:57Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:59Eat up.
00:54:00Jeez.
00:54:01Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:54:03I gotta make a phone call.
00:54:08He's got 10 points.
00:54:11Wait!
00:54:12Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:54:15I just talked to my father.
00:54:16Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:54:20The only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire, and then the little lion's
00:54:25head will pop up.
00:54:25And let's be honest, these are certainly fake.
00:54:30And now, guess what?
00:54:32My dad's on his way, and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:54:36You pissed off the president?
00:54:39You are so screwed.
00:54:41How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:46So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:49Yeah.
00:54:49Yeah.
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:50Yeah.
00:54:51Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:53I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:55Well, why talk about it?
00:54:57Let's put it to the test.
00:54:59Wait, no.
00:55:00You can't destroy those.
00:55:01That's part of lion's legacy.
00:55:03That's a disrespect to golf itself.
00:55:11Oh, my God, Mia, why are you believing this guy?
00:55:18I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:55:20I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:55:28What's going on here?
00:55:30What if that card actually is real?
00:55:33Fire test gold.
00:55:36Adversity test men.
00:55:37Ew.
00:55:40You lying con artist.
00:55:42I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:44Get on your knees, admit these are fake.
00:55:46Otherwise, I'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:55:52Dad, this is who I was telling you about.
00:55:55This is the con man.
00:55:59Ow.
00:56:00You idiot.
00:56:01What do you think you're doing?
00:56:03Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:56:06We had nothing to do with it.
00:56:10Fakes.
00:56:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:15These are the real deal.
00:56:17What?
00:56:20Fakes.
00:56:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:24These are the real deal.
00:56:26What?
00:56:27Dad, what are you talking about?
00:56:29Are you senile?
00:56:30Like, those can't be real.
00:56:32Ow.
00:56:33Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:34Wait a minute.
00:56:35If those cards are real, then he...
00:56:38He's lying?
00:56:41I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:44I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again.
00:56:47And he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:56:51What?
00:56:52Let's go.
00:56:52Your mother's in the car.
00:56:53Ow.
00:56:54God.
00:56:55Ow.
00:56:55It's embarrassing.
00:56:56Ow.
00:56:57We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:57:02We didn't mean to.
00:57:04It was all Henry's fault.
00:57:08Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:57:11Let's go for a walk.
00:57:13That sounds nice.
00:57:15It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:57:27Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:57:30Don't worry about it.
00:57:32I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:57:39Is that your wife?
00:57:48Yes.
00:57:50She passed in labor.
00:57:53I'm sorry.
00:57:55I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:59Never gets easier.
00:58:02I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:58:06I just want to be by your side.
00:58:25Stay here, Mia.
00:58:28Be careful.
00:58:29Hey, bitch.
00:58:31Who's going to save you now, huh?
00:58:33Hey, baby.
00:58:36Bobby, watch out.
00:58:44Hey!
00:58:48Let her go, Tyler.
00:58:54Bobby!
00:58:58I thought you were going to go down swinging.
00:59:03Those are cute.
00:59:04That was my daughter.
00:59:08See that?
00:59:09It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch.
00:59:15It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:59:21Fuck!
00:59:22Come on, boys!
00:59:23You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:59:25Next time I see you, it's going to be your last!
00:59:28Okay.
00:59:31Not yet.
00:59:32I think it's broken.
00:59:34Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:59:37Let's go.
00:59:45Wait, don't move.
00:59:49Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:59:52I have an itch.
00:59:54Down there.
00:59:55My hands are...
00:59:57Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
01:00:02Is it right here?
01:00:04Okay.
01:00:09How's that feel?
01:00:10That's amazing.
01:00:12Is that it?
01:00:13Oh, yeah.
01:00:14That's so good.
01:00:17That's amazing.
01:00:19Please.
01:00:21Oh, yes.
01:00:23What's Daddy doing?
01:00:26Eleanor!
01:00:27Daddy!
01:00:29Hey.
01:00:30Oh.
01:00:30Oh.
01:00:31I'm sorry.
01:00:31It's okay.
01:00:32It's okay.
01:00:32Hey, Doc.
01:00:33Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:00:35Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:39He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:44Six weeks?
01:00:46What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:48You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:53I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:55I missed you, too.
01:00:56Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:57What are you doing?
01:00:58You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:01:01I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:01:03I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:01:05Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:01:09What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:01:10You can't hold the club correctly.
01:01:13Four hours is plenty.
01:01:15I'll win.
01:01:16For you and me.
01:01:18It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:01:24Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:01:27The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:01:31The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:01:33This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:38The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:45It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:48Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:55What?
01:01:56What?
01:01:58Wait, Bobby.
01:01:59Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:02:02He's a Grand Slam champion.
01:02:04He's never lost a tournament.
01:02:06And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:02:10Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:02:12But his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:02:32You're old news, loser.
01:02:35Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:38Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:42Feisty.
01:02:42I like it.
01:02:43You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your
01:02:47throat to shut you up.
01:02:48That's so fucking gross.
01:02:49Enough.
01:02:49This is a waste of time.
01:02:51While Lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course,
01:02:56year after year.
01:03:01You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:10You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:03:17I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:03:21I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:48the golden hills golem boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:55they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc
01:03:59and swing path man oh man this ai it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has been he can't
01:04:11beat us he's done for can he do it this is your grandson here he's better off as my caddy
01:04:33don't
01:04:35push yourself you can't play like this don't worry about it i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:04:46all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the rest
01:05:14hey are you okay how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:05:26oh thank god we made it to the finals i'm still way behind to win this game i have to
01:05:32catch up quickly
01:05:35game's just begun
01:05:56mia where are you hey do you need something
01:06:00i tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts
01:06:04oh yeah hold on
01:06:08can you massage it please
01:06:11the ferocious lion needs some help
01:06:16where does it hurt
01:06:34the finals are tomorrow i don't want you to overexert yourself tonight
01:07:01i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:07:07eleanor is here to root for you
01:07:11a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today because you always say i'm the luckiest thing
01:07:17that ever happened to you
01:07:35four hours i need to finish before noon
01:07:54what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag
01:08:04it's
01:08:05wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:08:09what are they trying to do
01:08:13that's the game plan
01:08:14the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:08:17he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:08:24we're completely dug in
01:08:27what are we gonna do
01:08:30just give it up old man
01:08:31according to our calculations
01:08:33it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke
01:08:37the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:08:40there's no way these guys are this precise
01:08:43they must be playing dirty
01:08:48you planted microchips in your arm
01:08:51so what if we did
01:08:52all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:09:03you want a hint
01:09:05the ai has calculated millions of possibilities
01:09:08and it's come up with one conclusion
01:09:10you lose
01:09:12AI's never wrong
01:09:13you're so screwed
01:09:17dude
01:09:17just accept it
01:09:19you're a washed up retiree
01:09:21you can't be cold hard facts
01:09:23don't you understand that
01:09:24it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:09:29leave it to me
01:09:48how the hell
01:09:49no
01:09:51that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:54it's impossible
01:10:01see
01:10:02he landed
01:10:03back in the bunker
01:10:04he still needs
01:10:05two strokes
01:10:07that fossil doesn't understand that
01:10:08AI
01:10:09it runs the world now
01:10:12Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:10:14just to tie with Kane
01:10:15shit
01:10:16Mia
01:10:17we're done for
01:10:18looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:10:22the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:10:25it's your biggest mistake
01:10:26making it in the hole from the bunker
01:10:27nobody can do that
01:10:29oh god
01:10:31wait
01:10:32on the green
01:10:33something's moving
01:10:38wait
01:10:39that's my ball
01:10:43did he just
01:10:45ooh
01:10:46so close
01:10:47but looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:10:50it's okay guys
01:10:53even if August golf club goes down
01:10:55we'll stick together like family
01:10:57our cutting edge AI implant chips
01:11:01have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:11:04win
01:11:06in your dreams
01:11:07our AI's calculated your chances
01:11:09and guess what
01:11:11it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:11:21what's this
01:11:22I can't believe my eyes
01:11:24the ball's still moving
01:11:26look alive boys
01:11:29I'm still in play
01:11:34it sucks
01:11:37a pathetic old man
01:11:39challenging hard facts and data
01:11:41it's impossible
01:11:42yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:12:03I knew you could do it
01:12:07our cutting edge AI didn't see that path
01:12:10how did you
01:12:12nah you know man
01:12:13it's gotta be a bug or something
01:12:14right
01:12:15I mean
01:12:15there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI
01:12:20it's not a bug
01:12:21he took the path that AI
01:12:22considered to be impossible
01:12:25and he did it in one stroke
01:12:27he's done what AI thought to be
01:12:29beyond human ability
01:12:30a free lesson for you
01:12:32all the cold hard data in the world
01:12:34can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:12:39it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:12:42so all your little microchips won't win
01:12:47now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:12:50Bobby and Kane are tied for first
01:12:52you know what this means
01:12:53a sudden death rap
01:12:55whoever wins will move on to the next
01:13:00let's go boys
01:13:07what's wrong
01:13:10the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:13:12don't worry
01:13:13I'll put Kane in his place soon enough
01:13:31let's go
01:13:32come on now
01:13:39you've held out long enough old man
01:13:41it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:50damn it
01:13:51painkillers worn off
01:14:03next is hole 10
01:14:05535 yards at par 4
01:14:08Kane Carter is up next
01:14:17just give up
01:14:18the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:14:21not wrinkly old deadweights
01:14:23you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:14:37what the hell are you looking at old man
01:14:39the flag's all the way over there
01:14:41just waiting on the sun to disappear
01:14:43disappear
01:14:44there's not a cloud in sight
01:14:46you really are crazy
01:14:48my experience doesn't lie
01:15:02even the great lion can't come back from his eyes
01:15:06chin up old man
01:15:07you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:15:09for good
01:15:10daddy
01:15:11a lucky magic spell for you
01:15:13I know you can do it
01:15:16you got this
01:15:20soon
01:15:21soon
01:15:22soon what
01:15:23are you praying for a miracle
01:15:25I mean I guess you probably should
01:15:26because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this
01:15:29anything less
01:15:30and that trophy is mine
01:15:32a miracle
01:15:32miracles are for the unprepared
01:15:47the sun
01:15:48it actually disappeared
01:16:00fine
01:16:01at least it'll make things interesting
01:16:12nice shot bud
01:16:14bummer
01:16:15nerd
01:16:16yes
01:16:17Kane slipped up
01:16:20Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:16:21and put it in the hole
01:16:22then he's tied with Kane
01:16:24let's run another round
01:16:26got this daddy
01:16:27god
01:16:29at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:16:31how is he going to swing in total darkness
01:16:33this is beyond lion's top records
01:16:35even at his peak
01:16:37plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:16:38you can keep dreaming bud
01:16:41now it's Bobby's turn
01:16:43he's looking rough
01:16:45we believe in you Bobby
01:16:46you got this
01:16:52wait
01:16:53Bobby's not aiming for the sage
01:16:55he's aiming for the flash
01:16:56he's swinging for the wind
01:16:59I tell you what
01:17:00I'll sweeten it
01:17:02you pull off this miracle
01:17:03I'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:17:05and I'll hand it to August
01:17:11August doesn't want your club
01:17:12your reputation is trash
01:17:17and you
01:17:20I'll go beyond
01:17:21I'll beat the old me
01:17:22after this shot
01:17:24August's name will echo across America
01:17:28now watch this drive
01:17:57I'll see you then
01:17:59G scams
01:18:02Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:26How did he do this?
01:18:30Let's go!
01:18:34Let's go!
01:18:35Let's go!
01:18:36Oh my God!
01:18:37Oh my God!
01:18:39No!
01:18:41I lost!
01:18:43He crushed me!
01:18:44How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:51Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:55Folks, did you see this?
01:18:56He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:19:00He's back, folks!
01:19:02The Gooks!
01:19:03The Lion!
01:19:04Bobby Woods!
01:19:10The winner of the U.S. Open Championship!
01:19:13Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:20I didn't do this for me.
01:19:24I did it for all of us.
01:19:26For August Golf Club!
01:19:27Woo!
01:19:30You cheated!
01:19:33This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:19:36You were taking pills.
01:19:37I saw it with my own two eyes. You were doping!
01:19:42No.
01:19:43The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:48You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:50I can prove it!
01:19:57The doping you saw?
01:19:59The doping you saw?
01:20:00Painkillers.
01:20:01Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:05Legal, approved by the association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:20:10It's all documented right here.
01:20:13You.
01:20:15You're on his team.
01:20:16You're in on it.
01:20:18Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:27I have evidence.
01:20:29How about you?
01:20:33I have evidence.
01:20:35Do you?
01:20:37This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:42What a bunch of motherfuckers.
01:20:45Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:56A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:59But I did for my daughter.
01:21:01And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:08Stay.
01:21:08Stay.
01:21:09We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:13Please.
01:21:14Stay.
01:21:16Stay.
01:21:17Stay.
01:21:18Stay.
01:21:19Stay.
01:21:19Stay.
01:21:20Stay.
01:21:21Stay.
01:21:22I'm a big girl now.
01:21:22Eleanor.
01:21:23Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:25And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:28I'm staying with you.
01:21:30I'm not golfing.
01:21:34Daddy.
01:21:35I like watching you play golf.
01:21:37I've never seen you so cruel and strong before.
01:21:41You're amazing.
01:21:44I'm a big girl now.
01:21:46Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:48Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:56Okay.
01:21:58Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:02Goodbye.
01:22:18So we'll be that lady.
01:22:19You're blessed with Me.
01:22:20Bye.
01:22:20Bye.
01:22:24Bye.
01:22:27Bye.
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