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How to Break a Dilf
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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell,
00:00:04fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of Delancey Corp.
00:00:09And my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,
00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:18and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28Yeah, something to talk about.
00:00:29Cool.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:46There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here,
00:00:56so you showed up.
00:00:58God, he's so hot.
00:01:00Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:04This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep. There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:20You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:01:21You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo. I'm 21.
00:01:32You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35Then stop smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:41Isn't it silly that I've held on to my virginity all this time,
00:01:45just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:48I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:51So we need to step it up.
00:01:53Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:55Hey, bestie.
00:01:56How's it going with that smoking hot DILF?
00:01:58Tell me you've already hit that.
00:02:00As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:13OMG, that is so YouTube.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:20Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:23Yes, sir.
00:02:28Everybody else meeting's over.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:41Sorry that you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:45That ain't gonna get me mad for.
00:02:51Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think-
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do as you told.
00:02:59You said the room.
00:03:09Don't think so.
00:03:10Your coworkers are right outside that door.
00:03:13You want them to hear you mo?
00:03:22Oh my god.
00:03:24Shh.
00:03:25I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:03:27I don't know.
00:03:28What?
00:03:29Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:31Love me, love me
00:03:33Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:36Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:38Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:41Love like that you love like that
00:03:43Don't tell me that you love me
00:03:45What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:49I told her this meeting's important
00:03:50Daydreaming again
00:03:52Hey
00:03:54Come here
00:03:54Me?
00:03:56Yeah
00:03:57Project the demo for me
00:03:58Sophie, snap out of it
00:04:00This is work
00:04:01You need to focus
00:04:04Oh my god
00:04:07I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend
00:04:10I can't stop thinking about him
00:04:12I want his perfect mouth on mine
00:04:18Wait
00:04:19Your dad's best friend?
00:04:21Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie
00:04:26That's literally disgusting
00:04:29That's enough
00:04:31Sophie, stay here
00:04:32Everybody else, get out
00:04:32Meeting's over
00:04:33Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate
00:04:37We should put her in line
00:04:39Get out
00:04:40All of you, let's go
00:04:48Sophie, this is an important meeting
00:04:50I told you to be focused
00:04:51Aren't you even going to ask me who I'm talking about?
00:04:54My dad's best friend
00:04:55Who do you think that is?
00:05:00He's not even going to ask?
00:05:02Does he not care at all?
00:05:04Well, since you already saw it
00:05:05I might as well tell you how I feel
00:05:06No, Sophie
00:05:08Some things you can't take him back when you say
00:05:13Jessie, I'm in love with you
00:05:20No, Sophie
00:05:22You're like a daughter to me
00:05:23Don't say that
00:05:24It's not like that
00:05:25I love you how a woman loves a man
00:05:26I've been dreaming about
00:05:28Us getting married
00:05:29And having a white picket fence
00:05:31And a dog
00:05:31And children run around
00:05:33In the backyard
00:05:33That kind of love
00:05:34Don't you understand?
00:05:36No
00:05:37No, you're just young
00:05:38And you're confused
00:05:39And you're going to outgrow these feelings
00:05:40Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:42I've had a crush on you for forever
00:05:44I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:46They're not going anywhere
00:05:47Well, until they do
00:05:48We shouldn't see each other again
00:05:54You can't just give us one chance
00:05:57Just to try
00:05:58No
00:05:58You're my best friend's daughter
00:06:00I'm not going to do George like that
00:06:01If he finds out
00:06:02He will come to this office with a shotgun
00:06:04He will shoot me
00:06:06Jessie
00:06:06You literally sell guns for a living
00:06:09Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun
00:06:13Sophie, I'm serious
00:06:16Wait
00:06:17Does that mean
00:06:20You like me too?
00:06:21It's just because of my dad?
00:06:23No
00:06:23No, it's one of the small reasons
00:06:25It's the bigger reason
00:06:27Is that I'm not right for you
00:06:28I'm old
00:06:29I'm divorced
00:06:31You're young
00:06:32You haven't even had a boyfriend yet
00:06:34You need to be with somebody your own age
00:06:36You can't tell me what I want
00:06:37Okay?
00:06:38I know what I want
00:06:39And it's you
00:06:41Well, I don't want you
00:06:45I see
00:06:48I'll stop bothering you then
00:06:54Sophie
00:06:54As a man
00:06:56I'm deeply drawn to you
00:06:57But as your father's best friend
00:06:59I can never cross that line
00:07:00Damn it
00:07:08Of course you didn't follow me
00:07:10Why would you?
00:07:13Neither right?
00:07:15It's running pretty hard
00:07:16No thanks
00:07:22No! Stop!
00:07:27Listen
00:07:28I'm meeting up with my boyfriend
00:07:30Okay?
00:07:30He's gonna know
00:07:31When I don't show up
00:07:32Please
00:07:32He's a really powerful man
00:07:33You wouldn't want to piss him off
00:07:35We know a bluffer
00:07:36When we hear on Sweet Cheeks
00:07:38Nobody's coming for you
00:07:42Do you want money?
00:07:43I have money
00:07:44We don't want money?
00:07:47She's so fucking hot
00:07:49I get to go first
00:07:51What are you doing?
00:07:52Please
00:07:52Please let me go
00:07:54Let me go
00:07:55Stop
00:07:57Sophie
00:07:59Is that Jesse?
00:08:09Get your fucking hands off her
00:08:14Are you okay?
00:08:17Yo, Grandpa
00:08:26You really should mind
00:08:27Your fucking business
00:08:28Old man
00:08:38Take another step
00:08:39We'll bring your fucking brains out
00:08:43Get on the ground
00:08:47Get on the fucking ground
00:08:50Don't kill us
00:08:51Please don't kill us
00:08:53We'll never happen again
00:08:54We swear
00:08:55I didn't know we have to side to him
00:08:57911, what's your emergency?
00:08:59Hello, I have an attempted rape
00:09:01Two white males mid-20s
00:09:03The corner at 46 and 30
00:09:06Listen, bro
00:09:07Listen bro, just
00:09:08Now you guys are gonna sit here
00:09:11And wait for the cops
00:09:12And if I see you come around here again
00:09:14I'm gonna fucking kill you
00:09:18Dirt
00:09:39Stop staring at me
00:09:40I wasn't staring
00:09:42I just
00:09:44Wait, you're hurt
00:09:50It's nothing
00:09:53I'm gonna get you some dry clothes
00:09:55He still came looking for me
00:09:56Does this mean he has feelings for me too?
00:10:01Here, you can change it to this
00:10:14What the hell are you doing?
00:10:15You told me to get changed
00:10:17In the bathroom
00:10:18I thought you saw me as a kid
00:10:20So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:25See yourself
00:10:37Liar
00:10:47Okay
00:10:47Let me get this wound
00:10:48Hold up for you
00:10:49I sound fine
00:10:52You gotta go get some sleep
00:10:53You know where the spare bedroom is
00:10:56Get some rest
00:10:57I'll drop you off of your house
00:10:58First in the morning
00:11:02If you don't have feelings for me
00:11:03Then why are you running away?
00:11:05I'm not running away, Sophie
00:11:07I'm tired
00:11:09I've had a long day, obviously
00:11:16And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:27Why are you hurt?
00:11:33Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:39Snap out of it, Jessie
00:11:40This is your friend's daughter
00:11:41Yeah, I know what I'm doing
00:11:44You're hurt, that means you want me
00:11:46It means I'm a healthy man
00:11:48You're standing here looking like a tease
00:11:49Any man would be
00:11:50But don't get it twisted
00:11:52This isn't love
00:11:54This isn't affection
00:11:56It's biology
00:12:04Fine, you want to be a scaredy cat
00:12:06And hide your feelings?
00:12:08I'll force you out of your cave
00:12:12It's my dad's wedding today
00:12:13I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night
00:12:15You may now kiss the bride
00:12:23Jessie should be here by now
00:12:27Where is he?
00:12:34There he is
00:12:35Be cool, Sophie
00:12:48Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:12:51I guess your relationship with my dad
00:12:52Isn't as close as I thought
00:12:57So, you gotta take it easy on the booze
00:13:00You're barely 21
00:13:14Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:16To be honest
00:13:17I don't even think it really matters that I'm here
00:13:19Your father still wants you to wish him well
00:13:21Trust me
00:13:22I've wished him plenty
00:13:23Doesn't seem to help
00:13:25That's my fifth stepmom
00:13:27She's 30
00:13:28Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around
00:13:31And make him call her mom
00:13:32Your father loves you
00:13:33You know that
00:13:34I know he does
00:13:36He's my dad
00:13:37But the real question is
00:13:40Do you?
00:13:47Sophie, you're drunk
00:13:50Oh, there you guys are
00:13:54Hey, Daddy
00:13:58Welcome to the family
00:13:59Congratulations
00:14:00Thank you
00:14:01Yeah
00:14:06She's drunk
00:14:08I'm gonna take her down the lake
00:14:09Maybe she sovers up a little bit
00:14:10Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:13I'm waiting to pass
00:14:14And stinking
00:14:14And she's easy cray
00:14:15Because she's tipsy
00:14:17You're the only one I trust around here
00:14:29Are you this sweet to every girl?
00:14:31You're not every girl
00:14:32I'm a best friend's daughter
00:14:35Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:42I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:43Just let me rest
00:15:02Fine
00:15:03I'll stop bothering you then
00:15:12Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:15Sophie
00:15:19Sophie?
00:15:28Sophie?
00:15:29Sophie
00:15:30Wake up
00:15:30Hey
00:15:58So that was my first thing
00:16:03So that was my first kiss
00:16:06Her first kiss?
00:16:07Which means
00:16:09Sophie's still allergic
00:16:11That wasn't a kiss
00:16:12That was CPR
00:16:14What the fuck are you thinking?
00:16:16You scared the shit out of me
00:16:17It's not funny
00:16:19If you don't care about me
00:16:20Then why are you so worried?
00:16:25Next time I'm gonna let you drown
00:16:37This is crazy
00:16:39Mergers and acquisitions
00:16:41God
00:16:41Weapons
00:16:42Things like that
00:16:47Nothing can happen between you and Sophie
00:16:49You have to stop thinking about it
00:16:51Alright, alright
00:16:52It is late
00:16:54It is my wedding night
00:16:57And we
00:17:01We're going back to our tent
00:17:03You all have fun
00:17:05And we will see you tomorrow
00:17:08Come on baby
00:17:16Ow
00:17:17I'm pretty tired too
00:17:18So
00:17:19Tired of my tent
00:17:20I'll see you guys in the morning
00:17:47Where you are
00:18:14Mr. Delancey, we're in your office
00:18:16Anyone can walk by
00:18:18So what
00:18:20I'm the CEO
00:18:21A lot of morse
00:18:23You know
00:18:24Ever since you joined this company
00:18:25It's taken my full willpower
00:18:27And I think it's your every day
00:18:28And you're with Sophie
00:18:30Then kiss me, boss man
00:18:38I'm gonna fight to rap
00:18:40Against this window
00:18:41I know what kind of experience
00:18:43You had with these boys
00:18:44But
00:18:45Are you about to have them
00:18:46What guys are coming around there?
00:18:48Yes
00:18:49Yes, why?
00:18:51Yes sir, please fuck me
00:18:55So
00:19:03I heard you
00:19:04Calling my name
00:19:13Are you touching yourself
00:19:14Thinking about me?
00:19:16What?
00:19:16No
00:19:17No, why are you in my tent?
00:19:20Get out
00:19:20You're not gonna get out of this one, Jesse
00:19:22You can't call my name
00:19:24Let me see that
00:19:25And still pretend
00:19:26You don't have feelings for me
00:19:33What do you want me to say?
00:19:34You want to tell me
00:19:35Yes
00:19:35Yes
00:19:36I find you attractive
00:19:37I'm very attracted to you
00:19:38But
00:19:38Any man would be in their right mind
00:19:40You're beautiful
00:19:41You're
00:19:42Kind
00:19:42You're sexy
00:19:43You checked every box
00:19:44Alright, is that what you wanted to hear?
00:19:46That doesn't mean that we can be together
00:19:49Yes
00:19:49That's exactly what I wanted to hear
00:19:51Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:17Where's your bro?
00:20:18I didn't wear one
00:20:19Or babies
00:20:24Fuck you
00:20:33Jesse, I want you
00:20:35Want me to what?
00:20:37I want you to make love to me
00:20:39What are you talking?
00:20:41I want you inside of me now
00:20:42I'm finally gonna lose my virginity to Jesse
00:20:45This is what I've been waiting for
00:20:51So that was my first case
00:20:54Sophie's still a virgin
00:20:56You're a virgin
00:20:58Yeah
00:20:58So it's not a big deal
00:20:59Fuck me
00:21:01What the hell am I doing?
00:21:03Stop
00:21:06Wait, stop
00:21:06We can't do this
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Why?
00:21:08I can't be the one that takes your virginity
00:21:11You have to deal with somebody that you love
00:21:12With someone you're an age
00:21:13You're not
00:21:14A man like me
00:21:16You are the man I love
00:21:17Why do you think I'm still a virgin?
00:21:18I've been waiting for you
00:21:21I'm sorry
00:21:22We can't do this
00:21:22This
00:21:23This should have never happened
00:21:34He's such a jerk
00:21:35I was practically naked in front of him
00:21:36And he chickened out because I'm a virgin
00:21:39What if he just
00:21:40Can't?
00:21:41You know, like
00:21:42Erectile dysfunction?
00:21:43No
00:21:44I felt it
00:21:44It was hard as a rock
00:21:45Oh
00:21:46Then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:49Well, as your best friend
00:21:51I will help you bang him
00:21:52How?
00:21:53He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:21:56What if we make him think that you're...
00:21:59Not?
00:22:04The fastest way to conquer a man
00:22:06Exploit the three sins
00:22:07That they always fall for
00:22:09Step one
00:22:11Last
00:22:11Sex is their basic instinct
00:22:14And no guy
00:22:16Can resist a smart seduction
00:22:17Especially
00:22:18From a beauty like you
00:22:24But I've tried
00:22:25Like so many times
00:22:26The lake
00:22:27The tent
00:22:27Seduction doesn't seem to work
00:22:29So then step two
00:22:30Greed
00:22:31If he's not craving you now
00:22:33We will make sure that he does
00:22:35We'll play that game
00:22:36Push
00:22:36Pull
00:22:37Repeat
00:22:38Okay, wait, wait, wait
00:22:42Then step three
00:22:44Envy
00:22:45It's bringing some competition
00:22:48Someone who looks nothing like him
00:22:51Will make him feel like threatened and jealous
00:22:54And like I said
00:22:55All we have to do is make him think
00:22:58That you're not a virgin anymore
00:23:02You're a big lightsaber, Kelly
00:23:04I owe you huge if this works
00:23:06Oh, trust me
00:23:07It will work
00:23:12But how do I do stuff too?
00:23:14I mean, how do I make him feel like
00:23:16He can't have me
00:23:17But still care about me
00:23:19Gotta quit your bad habits
00:23:20All right
00:23:21No, no, no
00:23:21Texting
00:23:22Stop calling
00:23:22Two weeks
00:23:23Total silence
00:23:25Two weeks
00:23:25He'll completely forget about me
00:23:27Trust me
00:23:28In two weeks
00:23:29We will go somewhere
00:23:31Where he'll hate
00:23:32Running into you
00:23:34Then
00:23:35He won't be able to help himself
00:23:39Somewhere he'll hate running into me
00:23:52Come on
00:23:53Go do what I told you
00:23:55He's literally looking over here right now
00:23:58Mark totally has the hots for you
00:24:00Are you sure?
00:24:01I don't even know that guy
00:24:02Listen
00:24:03We went to college together
00:24:04So I can tell you
00:24:05That he is like
00:24:06Super reliable
00:24:08And he's hot
00:24:09And he's rich
00:24:10I mean, he will definitely
00:24:12Make Jesse jealous
00:24:13And he has been eyeing you all night
00:24:16Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:24:22I'm feeling good
00:24:24I'm feeling fine
00:24:25Ready to shine
00:24:27Ready to shine
00:24:42She used to text me all the time
00:24:43She didn't text me in two weeks
00:24:50I'm feeling good
00:24:51I'm feeling good
00:24:51I'm feeling good
00:24:51I'm feeling good
00:24:55I'm feeling good
00:24:58I'm feeling good
00:25:25Sophie, you look drunk
00:25:26Where are you?
00:25:27It's dangerous to be out drunk
00:25:28Fish
00:25:30Fish is taking the bait
00:25:35Why isn't he here yet?
00:25:38You just texted in the address
00:25:40Like ten minutes ago
00:25:42Give it a second
00:25:47What if he doesn't come?
00:25:49Hey
00:25:49Be patient, alright?
00:25:51Just
00:25:52Ten more minutes
00:25:55Let's dance over there
00:25:59He's not coming
00:26:01Everything's over
00:26:08Told you we will
00:26:17Who the hell are you?
00:26:19I didn't invite an old man to my party
00:26:21Oh
00:26:22Well
00:26:24This is Sophie's uncle
00:26:26Uncle
00:26:27Uh, um
00:26:29It's nice to meet you, sir
00:26:31I'm Sophie's friend
00:26:34Why'd you come?
00:26:36Okay
00:26:37Were you worried about me?
00:26:40Or maybe
00:26:41Just a little jealous?
00:26:44Jealous?
00:26:46You sent me that text message
00:26:47Alluring me here
00:26:48Don't play smart
00:26:48You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age
00:26:59It's your choice
00:27:00Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:27:05The truth is is that
00:27:08Sophie hates her uncle
00:27:09And he's like a total control freak
00:27:12And he is super strict
00:27:14She's fucking 21
00:27:15She'll get whatever she wants
00:27:16Yeah, exactly
00:27:17Right?
00:27:18Go over there and pull her aside
00:27:19Please
00:27:21And really
00:27:22I think you guys should make such a cute couple
00:27:24I really do think you should pull her a chat
00:27:36Fine
00:27:36Then that's what I'll do
00:27:40Then that's what I'll do
00:27:43Do what exactly?
00:27:44Lose my virginity to work
00:27:46That kid's a walking STD
00:27:47He's not right for you
00:27:49Sophie
00:27:51I haven't seen you since college
00:27:53I think we should totally catch up in prison
00:27:58Hey, uncle
00:28:01Sophie's 21
00:28:04I think you can chillax, right?
00:28:06We're having fun
00:28:07I'm sure she gets all safe
00:28:10Come with me
00:28:13Jessie
00:28:13Jessie
00:28:14Last chance
00:28:15Do I go?
00:28:18You can do whatever you are
00:28:20Or someone come here tonight
00:28:23Great
00:28:28I'll see you later then
00:28:47Hey, don't knock the door
00:28:48Okay, okay
00:28:49Just wanted some privacy
00:28:51You want a drink?
00:28:52No
00:28:52I'm fine
00:28:58A guy and a girl
00:29:02Alone
00:29:03In a room
00:29:05I think we all know what happens next
00:29:08I respect her decision
00:29:10Jesus
00:29:10Well, you just man up
00:29:12You're here, right?
00:29:13You obviously care about her
00:29:15I mean, are you really
00:29:17Gonna let her go do something
00:29:18That she's gonna regret?
00:29:20It's more complicated than you think
00:29:25Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:27Um, I'm not ready
00:29:28We barely know each other
00:29:30Come on
00:29:30It's just a little kiss
00:29:31I won't do anything else
00:29:33I'm sorry
00:29:33I don't think I can do this
00:29:35And why'd you go into my room?
00:29:36Are you just letting me on for fun?
00:29:38You're right
00:29:39I shouldn't have done that
00:29:40I'll get out of your hair
00:29:42You can't even change your mind
00:29:43About things like this, okay?
00:29:45No
00:29:45Get off of me
00:29:54She said no, motherfucker
00:29:58Come on
00:29:59You're coming home with me
00:30:00Now
00:30:09Oh
00:30:09Oh, fuck
00:30:10Why does he look so mad?
00:30:12Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:14Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:16Well, you look mad
00:30:18And for what?
00:30:19You're the one that told me to go
00:30:20Be with guys my own age
00:30:21So I did
00:30:22And now you're upset?
00:30:25I'm upset because you almost
00:30:26Got yourself hurt
00:30:27What were you gonna do
00:30:28If I didn't show back up?
00:30:30Was your friend gonna help you?
00:30:32What are you gonna do?
00:30:33Are you gonna sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:30:35What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:30:37Okay, fine
00:30:37I shouldn't have done that
00:30:39But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:41Nothing I do seems to work on you
00:30:43I have humiliated myself
00:30:45Over and over again
00:30:46Just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass woman
00:30:50But every time you give me hope
00:30:52And then you just crush it
00:30:53It's not fair
00:30:55You have feelings for me too
00:30:56You're just too scared to admit it
00:31:01Okay, fine
00:31:02You know what?
00:31:02I'll leave
00:31:03And I'll never bother you again
00:31:30Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:35George, what's up?
00:31:37Sophie's semester starts soon
00:31:38And she has to transfer to another apartment
00:31:40But we're gonna be ready for another week
00:31:43And have an eye on her honeymoon
00:31:44The thought of her shacking up with strangers
00:31:47Just really, really bothers me
00:31:49Now you're the only person I trust with her safety
00:31:51Do you mind if she stays with you for a week?
00:31:55Just till the, uh, till the lease starts
00:31:59Yeah
00:32:01What did you say?
00:32:06We gotta pack your stuff up
00:32:07Pack? Pack for what?
00:32:09Your dad wants you to move in with me
00:32:23Can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready
00:32:26Well
00:32:28You can stay here until the new lease starts
00:32:30Then you gotta go
00:32:30Back to being a cold hard ass
00:32:33So are we gonna talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:36Because you did kiss me
00:32:38Or are you gonna pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:42That was my fault
00:32:43I shouldn't have done that
00:32:45I don't want you to feel bad
00:32:47I wanted you to kiss me
00:32:52That's the problem, Sophie
00:32:55Because I'm gonna kiss you too
00:33:08Your father trusts me
00:33:10I can't betray his trust
00:33:11My dad probably doesn't even care
00:33:13You're just assuming that he does
00:33:14I know him
00:33:15I know men
00:33:16If he found out about
00:33:19Us, whatever this is
00:33:21He will get a gun and he will shoot me dead
00:33:24So what?
00:33:25You're just gonna give up on us then?
00:33:37Just give me time
00:33:39Meaning?
00:33:40After you graduate
00:33:41If you still love me
00:33:42Then I'll
00:33:43So you're saying
00:33:45That once I graduate
00:33:46I have a chance?
00:33:48Yes
00:33:50Despite my best efforts
00:33:52I can't get you out of my mind
00:33:53And
00:33:54Leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done
00:33:57Just picturing another man
00:33:58With his arms around
00:33:59He drives me crazy
00:34:00So
00:34:01I'm not gonna run away from this
00:34:03But I wanna do it on my terms
00:34:05Okay
00:34:05What are your terms?
00:34:09Rule number one
00:34:13No sex
00:34:15Okay
00:34:15No sex
00:34:16But I can still touch
00:34:17Right?
00:34:19Rule number two
00:34:21No flirting
00:34:23No tempting me
00:34:24It's hard enough as it is
00:34:25I can't promise anything
00:34:28Rule number three
00:34:29You're here for a week
00:34:30When school starts
00:34:31You check into your dorm
00:34:34It's just nothing like what I expected
00:34:36I don't graduate for another year
00:34:39That's so far away
00:34:44My house
00:34:45My room
00:34:50Come on
00:34:51I'll show you your room
00:35:03So
00:35:03This is you
00:35:05I'm right next door
00:35:06If you need anything
00:35:16Seems like there's things
00:35:17I don't know about you
00:35:17I've told you I'm not some good girl
00:35:20But if you want a good girl
00:35:21I can play the part
00:35:29Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:35:33Jessie
00:35:34I
00:35:36Rule number two
00:35:37Go flirting
00:35:44I'm gonna confiscate this
00:36:00He's
00:36:01Taking a shower
00:36:05Same roof tonight
00:36:07Same bed soon
00:36:09Same bed soon
00:36:23Jessie
00:36:24So hot
00:36:31Nope
00:36:31Nope
00:36:32This is killing me
00:36:33I'm getting that vibrator back
00:36:39Jessie
00:36:40Jessie
00:36:50Where did he go?
00:37:02What the?
00:37:07Milfs?
00:37:08That's what goes on to him?
00:37:11So he likes
00:37:12All day one of them
00:37:13I can't fight a battle blindfolded
00:37:15I need to know
00:37:16I need to know
00:37:17Exactly what type of girl
00:37:17Jessie likes
00:37:18If I want to win him over
00:37:22No secret it is
00:37:41Holy shit
00:37:43So rough
00:37:48So rough
00:37:49Looks like you found out the secret
00:37:55What are you doing in my room?
00:37:57Um
00:37:58I just came to get my things
00:38:04You don't know all directions too well
00:38:11How should I corner you?
00:38:13Fine
00:38:29She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now
00:38:35Why'd you sneak into my room?
00:38:37Just watch porn?
00:38:39I just want to know what you like
00:38:42Did you figure it out?
00:38:45You like hot
00:38:46Moms
00:38:48Yeah
00:38:50Keep guessing
00:38:51I feel something hard against my like
00:38:54Got you for that right
00:38:56I feel something hard against my like
00:39:03Got you for that right
00:39:05But Jessie
00:39:08The rule is no flirting
00:39:16That girl will be the death of me
00:39:18That girl will be the death of me
00:39:30What is he doing?
00:39:46Yummy
00:39:53You hungry?
00:39:57Just practice inside
00:39:58If you have one more set
00:40:00I'll join you
00:40:01That's cheating
00:40:03I'll join you
00:40:06Let me help
00:40:19God damn it
00:40:20Almost had him
00:40:31At the party
00:40:32He wanted to kiss me
00:40:33Didn't you?
00:40:44No
00:40:50Running away?
00:40:51You can't pretend anymore
00:40:55I'll handle the rest
00:41:07You're gonna eat
00:41:08Nope
00:41:08I'm all sweaty
00:41:09For my regat
00:41:10So I'm gonna shower
00:41:14We'll work out
00:41:31Kid
00:41:31I'm trying to wash
00:41:32Is that
00:41:33My shirt?
00:41:38So am I distracting you?
00:41:43I'm trying to wash
00:41:46You're breaking rules
00:41:47No flirting
00:41:48But I skipped that
00:41:51And so
00:41:53You're hungry
00:42:06No underwear?
00:42:11I ain't cheating
00:42:11Princess
00:42:13So what now
00:42:14You didn't punish me
00:42:14No last time?
00:42:15Is that what you are?
00:42:16You don't want to be punished?
00:42:23Punish me harder
00:42:24Please
00:42:32You really do deserve to be punished
00:42:35Yeah
00:42:35Yeah
00:42:36So punish me now
00:42:48I needed this for so long
00:42:54I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff
00:43:05I'm gonna leave you tied up here
00:43:06Until you promise to stop breaking the rules
00:43:19This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted
00:43:25You stay here
00:43:26Think about what you've done
00:43:36Jessie
00:43:39I'm back
00:43:44Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:43:47Hi
00:43:48I'm Jessie's wife
00:43:55Hi
00:43:56I'm Jessie's wife
00:43:59Ex-wife, Karen
00:44:00We're divorced
00:44:01Why are you here?
00:44:03I came for what's mine
00:44:04There's nothing in this house that's yours
00:44:10I'm not leaving without it
00:44:21I miss you
00:44:22Being in the club really hasn't been the same since
00:44:25Oh my god
00:44:26His ex-wife is here
00:44:27I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:31No
00:44:32I
00:44:33Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:38Don't bother, kiddo
00:44:40I know this place better than you
00:44:42And I know Jessie better than you
00:44:45He'll borrow of you soon enough
00:44:48Get what you came for and get out
00:44:50And leave her out of this
00:44:52Jessie
00:44:54Still angry?
00:44:57I came for the engagement ring
00:45:00An engagement ring, of course
00:45:02They were married after all
00:45:05I decided to keep it after all
00:45:12It's in my dressing room
00:45:20This was my dressing room
00:45:23Stay out of it
00:45:24I can handle my own shit
00:45:28Sorry
00:45:29This is my room now
00:45:32Oh, sweetie
00:45:34So, uh, you two still don't share bed?
00:45:37So what?
00:45:38I'm his girlfriend now
00:45:40Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job
00:45:44And right here
00:45:48Sorry, no rings in there
00:45:50Just my decabals that God gave me for free
00:45:54Looks like he might have given me yours, too
00:45:58You
00:45:59Little
00:46:01Bitch
00:46:04That's enough
00:46:05That's your last warning
00:46:06You need to leave
00:46:07I'm gonna call the cops
00:46:08Jessie
00:46:10I know you still love me
00:46:12Trust me
00:46:14That was done as soon as you showed your true colors
00:46:16Now I just regret meeting you
00:46:17You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jessie
00:46:21You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry
00:46:33So
00:46:34You were married to that
00:46:36It's a choice I regret deeply
00:46:37Right, but you proposed after all
00:46:40If you run into Karen, you can't provoke her
00:46:43She's dangerous
00:46:44So why did you marry her?
00:46:47I'm gonna get you in room with the Ritz-Carlton
00:46:49I'll help you move in when your lease starts
00:46:52What? You're kicking me out for her
00:46:55It's not safe for you here
00:46:56Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here
00:46:59Are you still in love with her or something?
00:47:01No, Sophie
00:47:01I don't love her
00:47:10I love you
00:47:15Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss
00:47:24Okay, don't be mad
00:47:26How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:47:31You scared now?
00:47:33Good, maybe you'll finally leave
00:47:39Nope
00:47:41I fought so hard to get in this house
00:47:42I'm not just gonna leave
00:47:45Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms
00:47:55Get your mom out of the gutter
00:47:57So why did you guys break up?
00:47:59And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter
00:48:02She lied to me
00:48:04About everything
00:48:06And she cheated on me
00:48:08When I finally saw who she truly was
00:48:09I was appalled by the fact that I married her
00:48:14Oh, shit
00:48:15Sorry
00:48:17Sometimes you don't know who a person is
00:48:18Even when you're married to them
00:48:23I'm gonna take a nap
00:48:34I'm staying
00:48:36But
00:48:36I'll behave
00:48:37Okay?
00:48:38I'll follow all the rules
00:48:40No more seduction attempts
00:48:42Please don't make me leave
00:48:45Fine
00:48:47You leave on the first day of school
00:48:48Yes
00:48:49I knew you'd cave
00:48:52Oh, I'll get it
00:48:55Karen won't make a move yet
00:48:57I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts
00:49:01Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:49:04Okay
00:49:06Dear Mr. DeLancey
00:49:08I'm throwing a get-together
00:49:09And would be delighted if you would join us
00:49:11It would be a great time with neighbors
00:49:13Please feel free to bring your partner
00:49:15The theme is Bridgerton
00:49:17So come dressed to impress
00:49:19Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:49:21And since when do I have neighbors?
00:49:24Bring your partner
00:49:25It'll be fun
00:49:26Hard pass
00:49:28You do want to show me off
00:49:31A few days left
00:49:33Might as well let her have this
00:49:35Fine
00:49:37Yes
00:49:37Jesse, you're the best
00:49:54Ta-da!
00:49:54It's cute, right?
00:49:56Isn't it a little weird?
00:49:59Hey, you're the one that phoned it in
00:50:00But at least I won't have a dress to him
00:50:05I almost forgot my apple crumble
00:50:09Let's go
00:50:13Hello?
00:50:14Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line
00:50:16He requested an emergency meeting
00:50:18Alright, I'm on the way
00:50:20You work emergency?
00:50:22Yeah
00:50:23Go ahead, I'll meet at the parties
00:50:25Go
00:50:25I'll try my neighbors
00:50:34Hello
00:50:35I'm here for the
00:50:39There you are
00:50:41The party
00:50:45Karen, who is this?
00:50:47You invited a maid to the party
00:50:49And she's dressed so uniquely
00:50:53Do you know where the host is?
00:50:55The host?
00:50:57Don't you mean your master?
00:50:59Oh, poor maid
00:51:02Karen's the one you're looking for
00:51:04Oh, no, no, don't rush off
00:51:06You know everybody here
00:51:08Stay
00:51:10And play
00:51:13Is this for me?
00:51:14No
00:51:19It looks delicious
00:51:25Oops
00:51:25I spilled it
00:51:27It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway
00:51:33She is the intern who fantasized about thanking Jesse at the meeting
00:51:37Ooh
00:51:38Oh
00:51:39The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:51:42Hi
00:51:42Now, now, be nice
00:51:44She did climb into bed with your boss
00:51:47Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:51:50Oh, Karen
00:51:51The only Mrs. Delancey here is you
00:51:55Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class
00:52:13Get away from me
00:52:16You set this up
00:52:18You're nothing but a street whore
00:52:23Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes
00:52:28Okay, everybody
00:52:29Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth
00:52:32Get her
00:52:39Let go of me
00:52:41Someone help
00:52:42I didn't do anything
00:52:43Oh, save it, whore
00:52:45There's someone who cares
00:52:47Push her in
00:53:00You shouldn't
00:53:01You're not clean yet
00:53:03Hold her down
00:53:11Jess, I will kill you for this
00:53:16Will the boss come after us?
00:53:18No
00:53:18She's Karen
00:53:19And she is a nothing
00:53:21Who do you think will win?
00:53:23Go on
00:53:23Whatever happens, I'll take the play
00:53:31Jesse!
00:53:35Sophie?
00:53:37What the fuck are you doing?
00:53:45Jesse, he tried to kill me
00:53:47It's okay
00:53:48Oh, I should have never let you go
00:53:50You okay?
00:53:52All right, I'll take care
00:53:55You have a problem, you come to me
00:53:57You don't drag her into this
00:53:58You're overreacting, baby
00:54:00We were just playing around
00:54:01We were just playing?
00:54:02Let's play
00:54:07Jesse, you're doing this to me for some blood
00:54:10Boss, you can't do this to your fiancé
00:54:12She's nothing
00:54:13Yes, when your relationship was falling apart
00:54:16Karen begged you over and over
00:54:18And you still broke up with her
00:54:19Exactly
00:54:20And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:54:23You jerk
00:54:24Should we tell them the truth?
00:54:26Mistress?
00:54:27There was no mistress
00:54:28She was the one that was cheating
00:54:32No
00:54:33You wouldn't
00:54:34Yeah
00:54:35You
00:54:35If I stopped loving you a long time ago
00:54:38After all the lying
00:54:40And the cheating
00:54:40And the drug use
00:54:42No
00:54:44You're a horrible person
00:54:45Disguised with a beautiful face
00:54:46And no one
00:54:47Will ever love you
00:54:49OMG
00:54:50She was the cheater?
00:54:52What a bitch
00:54:53We all thought
00:54:54Jesse was the liar
00:54:55Jesse
00:54:56You know who my father is
00:54:59And you know what happens when you cross
00:55:01Yeah, I do
00:55:02But if he wants to wear, I'll give him one
00:55:04Are you threatening me?
00:55:06I'm not threatening you, no
00:55:07I'm telling you, don't fuck with people I care about
00:55:23Any one of you that touched her
00:55:24I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow
00:55:26I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them
00:55:27Miss
00:55:28Mr. Valenti, wait, please
00:55:30I can't lose this job
00:55:32Wait
00:55:41It's not my fault
00:55:42I shouldn't drag you into this
00:55:44Jesse
00:55:46Love you?
00:55:48Jesse, I love you
00:55:50Don't leave
00:55:53I love you too
00:55:54But you're not safe with me
00:55:56You have to go
00:56:04George
00:56:05We have to talk
00:56:07It's about your daughter
00:56:17My dear
00:56:18Hey
00:56:20I trusted you
00:56:21I trusted you
00:56:22With my only daughter
00:56:23Dad
00:56:23Why are you here?
00:56:27So we are
00:56:29No way
00:56:31You scared me to death
00:56:32It was an accident
00:56:34Jesse wasn't even there
00:56:35Do not defend him
00:56:37You are coming home with me
00:56:39I'm not leaving
00:56:42I start school soon
00:56:44It's closer to here
00:56:45I will drive you
00:56:47I'm not going back
00:56:49I
00:56:49Sophie
00:56:51Go with your father
00:56:54Do you want me to leave?
00:57:01Yes
00:57:02You're exhausting
00:57:04And a distraction
00:57:05And I'm done babysitting children
00:57:06Do not talk to her like that
00:57:08You mean
00:57:12You'd be better off at home
00:57:14Then I have to work
00:57:16Come on
00:57:17Come on
00:57:18We are leaving
00:57:19Dad
00:57:20I
00:57:20Just wait in the car
00:57:21I have to pack my stuff
00:57:22Really quick
00:57:23And
00:57:24Say goodbye
00:57:26To Michael just
00:57:34See what really doing this?
00:57:36Men like me
00:57:36Shouldn't be with girls like you
00:57:37So that's it?
00:57:38But what about our deal?
00:57:39You said that after I died
00:57:41You're just stalling
00:57:43To get you off my back
00:57:46You're such a coward
00:57:47Jesse Delancey
00:57:56Thank you
00:57:56Uncle Jesse
00:57:57For your hospitality
00:57:59I don't think we're going to
00:58:00See each other again
00:58:02I tried so hard
00:58:03To make things work
00:58:04But every time
00:58:06I make progress
00:58:06You just recoil back
00:58:08Into your shell
00:58:08Like a scared little boy
00:58:11I was willing to die
00:58:12On this hill for us
00:58:13But I can't be brave
00:58:14For the both of us anymore
00:58:17I hope one day
00:58:18You find a girl
00:58:19Worth fighting for
00:58:22Goodbye Jesse
00:58:27I'm in love with you Jesse
00:58:37Jesse I love you
00:58:38Don't be here
00:58:40I love you too Sophie
00:58:43I love you too Sophie
00:59:08One more day
00:59:15Hey dad
00:59:16I decided to go to China
00:59:18And take a gap year
00:59:19Sweetheart
00:59:20Did you say China?
00:59:21Is everything okay sweetheart?
00:59:23Yeah
00:59:23I'm fine dad
00:59:24I just need to change the scenery
00:59:26And if I can help some people
00:59:28Along the way
00:59:28Even just one person
00:59:30I'll be happy
00:59:31Okay sweetheart
00:59:32I support you
00:59:34Both
00:59:47George
00:59:47What are you doing?
00:59:48She came here to talk to you
00:59:49About Sophie
00:59:51Something's off with her
00:59:52Did Sophie tell George?
00:59:55Maybe I should just come clean
00:59:56Listen I'm sorry
00:59:58That I kicked her out of the house
00:59:59Don't worry about that
01:00:00I heard she got into an argument
01:00:01She'll come around
01:00:03I don't think that's it
01:00:06Look I haven't been a good father
01:00:08I'm always laying
01:00:10Always working
01:00:10Getting remarried
01:00:12Look I have some issues
01:00:14But I love my daughter
01:00:16With all my heart
01:00:18I just know there's something else
01:00:20Either somebody broke up with her
01:00:22Or somebody cheated on her
01:00:23Cause she's moving to China
01:00:25She's what?
01:00:28Calm down
01:00:29The reaction's bigger than mine
01:00:30She's only going there for a year
01:00:32She wants to teach English
01:00:33To young kids in rural Yen
01:00:34You're just gonna let your 21 year old daughter
01:00:36Go to China?
01:00:38George what the fuck?
01:00:39She doesn't speak the language?
01:00:41We don't know anybody over there
01:00:42What if something happens to her?
01:00:43What if she gets killed
01:00:44If she ends up in a ditch
01:00:45Jesse she's going to be fine
01:00:46She's joining a group out there
01:00:48And I came here
01:00:48Because I thought you would know something
01:00:52You don't
01:00:52You don't think she's pregnant do you?
01:00:54Did she mention anything about
01:00:56About a boyfriend?
01:00:59George's thinking
01:01:00He said
01:01:00Why the hell would you know anyway?
01:01:02You're my best friend
01:01:03Practically wise to grow up
01:01:05Why would she tell you anything?
01:01:06I guess I just need to be patient
01:01:08And let her tell me when she's ready
01:01:11Anyway
01:01:12Alright well I'll get out of your hair
01:01:13I know you're a busy guy
01:01:14I'm going to go off in this weekend
01:01:17Yeah
01:01:17Yeah
01:01:19When's her flight?
01:01:20She already left
01:01:21It took her airport about an hour ago
01:01:24Excuse me
01:01:28Sorry
01:01:34I was willing to die on this hill for us
01:01:36But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore
01:01:39I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for
01:01:43You are worth fighting for Sophie
01:01:51Breaking news
01:01:52Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing
01:01:55Has crashed shortly after a takeoff
01:01:57The entire LAX airport has shut down
01:02:00Emergency services are on site
01:02:02287 passengers are on board
01:02:04No survivors are confirmed so far
01:02:08That's Sophie's flight
01:02:18This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport
01:02:21Where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident
01:02:24I'm sorry sir
01:02:25No one's getting into the airport tonight
01:02:27LAX is shut down
01:02:28My girlfriend's on that flight
01:02:29I gotta see if she's okay
01:02:30Sir
01:02:31Like I said
01:02:32No one's getting in there
01:02:33Now you can wait here with everyone else
01:02:35And we'll have some information for you soon
01:02:42Funny and push your wish
01:02:44Right?
01:02:46I wish you'd turn just one last time around
01:02:53To see the skies above me
01:02:57Falling down
01:03:00For my life you just can't stay here
01:03:03You say goodbye
01:03:05Jessie?
01:03:39I thought I lost you
01:03:41I thought you were on that flight
01:03:43That wasn't my flight
01:03:44My flight's to Hong Kong
01:03:45But it got cancelled
01:03:47Thank God
01:03:49I'm still leaving, Jessie
01:03:52I'm tired of playing these games with you
01:03:54It's exhausting
01:03:55It was good to see you
01:03:59You're worth fighting for
01:04:00What?
01:04:06That night you left
01:04:06You told me
01:04:07You hoped that one day
01:04:08I'd find somebody worth fighting from
01:04:09But I have
01:04:12It's you
01:04:13Alright?
01:04:14Just give me one more chance
01:04:15And I will prove to you
01:04:16That I'm done running
01:04:17I'm done running away from our feelings
01:04:19I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us
01:04:20And die on this mountain for both of us
01:04:22And if the sky falls
01:04:23I'll be the man to hold it up for you
01:04:26Just give me one more chance
01:04:28But what about my dad?
01:04:29You said he'll kill you
01:04:30I'll give him not to
01:04:33And what about waiting until after college?
01:04:36I'm only young once
01:04:38You're really wasting my years here, Jessie
01:04:40Anytime
01:04:41Whatever you want
01:04:42Whenever you want
01:04:45And what are you waiting for?
01:04:46Take me home
01:04:59Oh my god
01:05:00I'm finally going to lose my virginity
01:05:02To the man I love
01:05:11Can I join you?
01:05:31Does that feel good?
01:05:32Yes
01:05:34I'll make you feel even better
01:05:50Hurry up
01:05:52I'm not going to hurry
01:05:53It's the first time
01:05:55I'm going to get you as wet as possible
01:05:57So it doesn't hurt
01:06:22Fine I'm going to have you out of myself, Sophie
01:06:35You know
01:06:36I can't believe this is real
01:06:38You half naked in the kitchen
01:06:40Cooking breakfast
01:06:41I think I've had dreams about this
01:06:45Yeah, I feel the same way too
01:06:47I'm kind of
01:06:49Middle-aged man
01:06:50Divorced man like me
01:06:51You got a girl like you
01:06:52I'm a desert man
01:06:53You're not old
01:06:55Okay, 40s are a man's best year
01:06:56Oh yeah
01:06:58Well I better make breakfast for you every morning
01:06:59Because I'm going to die
01:07:01Way before you do
01:07:02I don't know who's going to take care of you then
01:07:04That's why you need to quit smoking
01:07:06And then I'll start smoking
01:07:07And then we can die at the same age
01:07:10Eat your breakfast
01:07:11As soon as you're done
01:07:11I'm going to drop you out of the hole
01:07:13Why?
01:07:13I can't stay?
01:07:14I have something to do
01:07:15It's pretty important
01:07:15So
01:07:18I called your dad
01:07:19I can't plead
01:07:22You what?
01:07:23Jesse
01:07:24You did not
01:07:25I'm a man, Sophia
01:07:26A man has to do what a man has to do
01:07:28I have to take responsibility for what I did last night
01:07:30Especially because you're George's daughter
01:07:31I don't want you to be here when he gets here
01:07:33He's coming at noon
01:07:34It might get violent
01:07:36Jesse
01:07:37I can't go
01:07:37Are you crazy?
01:07:38You said it yourself
01:07:39He will shoot you dead
01:07:40Like graveyard dead
01:07:42He's not going to shoot me
01:07:43He might punch me in the face
01:07:45But he's not going to shoot me
01:07:50You motherfucker
01:07:50I know your ass is in it
01:07:52Get your ass out
01:07:53Well, looks like it's too late for me to go
01:07:56We're in this together
01:08:01I had a bad deal, you motherfucker
01:08:03I am going to fucking kill you
01:08:05Sophie
01:08:06Sophie, get out of the way
01:08:08Sophie
01:08:09Go to your bedroom
01:08:10We'll talk to your dad
01:08:10That is my line
01:08:12You can't tell her that
01:08:14Sophie
01:08:15Go to your room
01:08:16Daddy, you can't kill him
01:08:18No, I'm going to kill him, all right
01:08:19It's not his fault, okay?
01:08:21I chased Jesse first
01:08:22You were just a dumb kid
01:08:23And you
01:08:24You ought to know better
01:08:25You were twice her age
01:08:27How could you do that to my child?
01:08:29Daddy, your new wife is literally 30
01:08:32How can you judge us?
01:08:34That is different
01:08:34He is not right for you
01:08:36You were 21 years old
01:08:38You have your whole life in front of you
01:08:39Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:42I love him
01:08:47I've loved him ever since I met him
01:08:49And he's the only person I've ever loved
01:08:51And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it
01:08:53But I just can't
01:08:56My heart skips a beat
01:08:58Every time I see him
01:09:00I don't know how to explain it
01:09:02Or what it is
01:09:02But I know he's the one
01:09:05Okay, he's always been the one
01:09:07So if you're going to shoot him
01:09:08You have to shoot me too
01:09:16You're going to marry my daughter?
01:09:18What?
01:09:19Yes
01:09:20Yes, we
01:09:21I would love to
01:09:22With your permission
01:09:23Of course
01:09:23If you break her heart
01:09:25I'm going to kill you
01:09:27If you cheat on her
01:09:29I'm going to chop your dick off
01:09:30And slice you into fucking pieces
01:10:01That won't be necessary
01:10:02He's a man he understands
01:10:04That's alright
01:10:05And I probably deserve that
01:10:07Send me a bill for the wedding
01:10:09Until then
01:10:10Don't talk to me
01:10:18Selfie
01:10:19I love you
01:10:20I love you more
01:10:26Finally
01:10:27After a decade of waiting
01:10:29I landed the man of my dreams
01:10:31We got married right after I graduated college
01:10:33I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey
01:10:35As for my dad
01:10:37I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother
01:10:39Jeez, dad
01:10:40You're like almost 50
01:10:41Well, ladies
01:10:42Moral of the story is
01:10:44You shouldn't give up on finding real love
01:10:46Not the kind that fades or gets replaced
01:10:48But the kind that stays with you
01:10:50Quietly
01:10:51Even through the years
01:10:52Because when it's real
01:10:53It has a way of finding its way back to you
01:10:56Love like that
01:10:57Guys, you can disappear
01:10:58It just waits
01:10:59You're the right time
01:11:03You're not getting away from me, Jeffy
01:11:05Then I'm going to raise you
01:11:07To some dumb blind little bitch
01:11:10Just you wait
01:11:12This is the beginning of the end
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