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My Dad Is Poseidon 🌊👑⚡ 😍
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:45Oh my god.
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:12Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console? I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:34Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:56Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What? Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiance. You belong with me. Come home.
05:40Get away! Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:11Yes.
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide berk.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy's station way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:45There it is.
09:47There it is.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:25This aura? She's got my blood.
10:35Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy?
10:46Mommy?
11:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:07Mommy?
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:40I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
11:43It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore. Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No! Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:56Boss? Soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe. Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:25Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More. Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:30Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:57You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I... I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you, and I might even claim the sea king's throne.
15:49The
16:01At least in my pocket.
16:02Oh my god.
16:07Look out.
16:07There I go.
16:08I'm sad.
16:08I'm sad.
16:09I'm so sad.
16:14I'm so sad.
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:25that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:48the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:31i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i don't stop
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
20:02my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you you're in hades territory
20:50who the hell are you
21:02but poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hades
22:17hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades
22:24you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon you're ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:08is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact now
23:35tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:17ha ha ha ha
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:40mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down
25:17surrender now i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine you die
25:42you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:03you're wounded poisoned
26:06done
26:08the kids coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lilly lilly lilly run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:55i might let her run a little bit
27:15your hands off her
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:43Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:47No!
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:45No!
28:56No!
28:57No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:22I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid!
29:37I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human!
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move.
31:03Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful!
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:15Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn.
31:48Damn.
31:48You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
32:08no choice i'm taking them down with me this the woman dylan wants where the kid
32:14some guy took the brat useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lily
32:53lily's safe don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash beg now and maybe
33:05i'll leave your corpses in one piece refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
33:14you in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband step over my corpse first in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:20this can't be
34:49ancient ekathra the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:03no matter how strong you are kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us we're finished
35:09don't worry darling things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack stay behind me
35:22with me here no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:26look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:36my lords
35:37let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
36:02the lord of the sea
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