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00:07Well, at the very least, we can thank God it was a parked car you hit.
00:11What about the DUI? Is there any way to get that thrown out?
00:14I don't know who the judge is yet, but most of them won't throw out a DUI.
00:18Our best bet, since it's a first offense, is to plead it down to a misdemeanor.
00:22Suspended license, alcohol education classes, community service.
00:25And is there any way we can get it cleared from her record?
00:28I will try to get the record sealed.
00:31Honestly, it would be easier if she was headed to college in the fall.
00:34Is her declining Princeton already official?
00:37Afraid so.
00:40Shit. Jesus Christ.
00:42I'm sorry, what?
00:44Nothing.
00:45Good.
00:46Look, Tori's a good kid who's never been in any trouble.
00:49I will try to push that as far as I can.
00:51That's it? There's nothing else we can do?
00:53Her pre-trial conference is Wednesday at 3 p.m.
00:56Usually we can work it all out right there.
00:59This is going to be okay, you guys. I promise.
01:02But it's not going to disappear with a wink and a handshake, and I think we all need to accept
01:07that.
01:08This is crazy. I was just moving my car so someone could get out.
01:11You think that's the crazy part here?
01:12No.
01:13No, she is not taking any responsibility for her actions here.
01:17What about your actions?
01:20We're not talking about me.
01:22Were you sober when you decided to throw shit at your neighbors?
01:25Hey.
01:26She's such a hypocrite!
01:27No, she isn't. She's your mother, and she's worried about you, okay?
01:31Whatever issues you happen to have with us, you waived your right to complain about them when you did what
01:35you did.
01:35And I'm sorry if you don't think it's fair, but right now, honestly, I don't give a shit about fair.
01:39What I give a shit about is looking after you, since you clearly can't be bothered to do it yourself.
01:46Now go wait outside. I'll be out in a few minutes to take you to school.
01:57I don't want you at my hearing.
02:07Sorry about her.
02:08No, don't apologize.
02:10I'm going to get you through this, I promise.
02:14But I do think maybe you should let Coop handle the hearing.
02:18I'm her mother.
02:19Mel, it's a small court, and we can assume word of your arrest has gotten around.
02:23I just don't want to muddy the waters.
02:27Speaking of which, I am pushing to keep your issues out of the court entirely.
02:33I can do that?
02:33If you offer your neighbor a sincere apology and take care of the cleanup, there's a chance this will just
02:38go away.
02:39Well, you get a handshake.
02:40You want me to apologize to those assholes? Absolutely not.
02:44Are you fucking kidding me right now? She's handing you a massive plan.
02:47It's the principle of the thing.
02:48Now you care about principles? Apologize and be done with it.
02:52Kat, they let their dog run wild. Surely there are laws against that.
02:57It's irresponsible and dangerous. He could get hit by a truck.
02:59If you don't do it, this could become a felony.
03:01What?
03:02What?
03:03I thought the charge would be criminal mischief.
03:06It bumps up to a Class D felony if the damages exceed $1,500.
03:09Which is less than one landscaping bill for these people.
03:11Plus, they have you on camera delivering a bag of excrement to their door.
03:16I'm sorry, what's this now?
03:18It was dog shit.
03:19So, they have the bones of an intentional infliction of emotional distress case if they want to tie you up
03:24in civil court as well.
03:25Oh my god, you cannot be serious. Emotional distress? What about my distress?
03:28Kat, can you just, can you give us a minute?
03:31Yeah, I'll go check on Tori.
03:36This isn't seen.
03:38Okay, what the fuck is going on with you right now?
03:41Nothing.
03:41You brought them a bag of shit?
03:43It was their dog. I was making a point.
03:46Normal people don't behave that way. That's not normal behavior, Mal.
03:49I asked these people 50 million times to curb their dog. Keep your dog in your own yard.
03:54They ignored me time and again. They, they, they never took me seriously.
03:59They, they made me feel like I was nothing.
04:05How do you feel now?
04:12Exactly. You have to apologize to them.
04:18I have to take our daughter to school.
04:25For the record, I'm officially worried about you.
04:53Cooper's are really becoming a cottage industry for me.
04:55Oh. Well, what can I say? Mel was impressed with how you handled my case.
05:00Yeah. Well, these two fall under a different category.
05:04And what's that?
05:05Mel's a close friend. So I won't be sending her a bill.
05:08That's very nice of you.
05:09I'll be sending it to you.
05:11And my rates just went up.
05:13Fair enough.
05:24I can still remember every detail about the day Tori was born.
05:28How impossibly light she felt in my arms, how she sounded when she cried, how she smelled, how she waved
05:34her tiny fingers like she was conducting an orchestra only she could hear.
05:39I made a lot of promises that day to her and to myself and over the years I'd kept most
05:45and undoubtedly broken a few, but nothing prepared me for the shock of seeing my little girl behind bars.
05:52And the problem was I couldn't credibly talk to my daughter about her bad choices, when I seemed to be
05:57making more and more of them with each passing day.
06:01If I was going to be any kind of parent to her, I was going to have to start riding
06:05my own ship.
06:33I was going to have to start riding my own ship.
06:40I was going to have to start riding my own ship.
06:41Hi.
06:42Hi.
06:42Thanks for seeing me.
06:44In-person visit.
06:46I have to admit I'm intrigued.
06:49And by intrigued I mean concerned.
06:52I haven't been here since.
06:54Yeah.
06:57Drink.
06:58No thank you.
06:59I won't be staying.
07:00That's what you said last time.
07:03Sorry, I wasn't trying to...
07:05It's alright.
07:05Although they can't fire you now.
07:12I don't know what I'm saying.
07:13I'm sorry.
07:13I don't know why I'm so anxious all of a sudden.
07:15Do you want a drink?
07:17I already asked you that.
07:18Are you okay?
07:19Sure.
07:21I mean you could have just called, but you didn't.
07:22So clearly something is up and while I can't seem to stop talking, whatever it is you're here for is
07:27drilling a hole in my brain.
07:29Is Tommy Burns still working at Bailey in compliance?
07:32Yes.
07:33Tommy's still at Bailey.
07:34Why are you asking me about compliance?
07:36I want you to have him look at my Excelsior investment.
07:39He didn't have to.
07:40The investment didn't reach the KYC threshold.
07:42I know.
07:43So there was no reason for compliance to do a review.
07:45Right.
07:45But now after the money's been transferred and we've both signed about ten pounds of documents, you're asking me to
07:51essentially launch an investigation into your own business.
07:54Are you sure you won't have that drink?
07:56I'm having a drink.
07:57The money's gonna come back bad.
07:59I think you should stop talking.
08:01It can be traced through a series of international dummy corporations to a man named Owen Ash.
08:06Why are you still talking?
08:07Why couldn't you have just tried to get me into bed like a normal person?
08:10Liv.
08:10I haven't had time for a date in months.
08:11Your chances would have actually been excellent.
08:13Owen Ash is on the OFAC list.
08:15Fuck Coop!
08:16Stop talking!
08:23Is this about Jack?
08:25Are you trying to take him down?
08:28Because I have to tell you, that's a long way to go for petty revenge.
08:30It has nothing to do with Jack.
08:31Or me.
08:32You're angry that he didn't stand up for you when Jack fired you.
08:34It has nothing to do with any of it.
08:35No, then what the hell is this?
08:38I'm just trying to do the right thing here.
08:41Oh, it seems to be that ship has sailed, Coop, hasn't it?
08:44Maybe.
08:44And now you've dragged me into your mess again.
08:46Listen, I had no idea that Jack was gonna have you running point on this.
08:49Why not?
08:50Because I fucked you.
08:50Because you're 28 years old for Christ's sake.
08:52I'm 29.
08:53What?
08:53Nothing.
08:53Listen to me.
08:54I'm begging you to stop talking.
08:59Who knows?
09:00What?
09:01The OFAC list?
09:02Who knows?
09:03Well, you, now, me, and, you know, the United States government.
09:12I'm not talking to Tommy in compliance.
09:14Liv.
09:15You wanna blow up your life?
09:16Do it with someone else.
09:18This flew under the radar like you knew it would, and that's where it will stay.
09:21Come on, Liv.
09:22Sort of repeating my name.
09:22You can't do this.
09:24I didn't do this.
09:25You did.
09:25You did this.
09:27And you don't get to send me packing because you're having some kind of crisis of conscience.
09:31This isn't Madoff.
09:32It's not Theranos or Enron.
09:34No one is getting hurt.
09:35We don't know that.
09:36It is an arbitrary list from a government riddled with ADHD that has no fucks to give.
09:40Wake up, Coop.
09:41It's the wild west out there.
09:43No one is looking and no one cares.
09:47Listen to me.
09:48I used to be where you are now, right?
09:51Yeah, I doubt that strongly.
09:52There is a math that you do.
09:54A calculus of compromise, right?
09:56What am I willing to do to get where I wanna be?
09:58Right?
09:59And, of course, once I get there, I'll stop doing the thing.
10:01I'll stop taking risks because I'll be there, not here.
10:03The thing is, you're never ever there.
10:06There's no there.
10:08You're always just here.
10:11In the interest of ending this conversation, I'm gonna pretend that made any sense.
10:16You found a way back, Coop.
10:18Against all odds.
10:19And no one is getting hurt.
10:22But if you blow this up, you and me, we're the ones who get hurt.
10:27I lose my job and my reputation.
10:30I end up serving fish and chips at my uncle's pub back in Cheltenham.
10:34And you, you're looking at ten years minimum if this gets out.
10:39And even if you beat that, you won't.
10:41Jack will destroy you and your family.
10:44You'll be in litigation you can't afford for the next ten years.
10:48Why risk any of this?
10:51I don't care about whatever his fucking name is, Owen Ash.
10:59I care about you.
11:02And I care about me.
11:03He's a bad guy, Liv.
11:06So you manage him.
11:10And I'll manage you.
11:35I never know how far the ride was gonna go.
11:40Till I look back at the smoke.
11:44You can't keep up with the Joneses.
11:48Don't wanna run for the roses.
11:54I got my pocket opposing.
11:59Sometimes I wonder why
12:01Sometimes I wonder why
12:04I just don't have the choices
12:09Don't want to smell their dying roses
12:14I got my pocket full of pulses
12:19I don't keep up with the choices
12:40They were about to put up the drywall
12:42When they fired their designer
12:43They hate the layout
12:46So you have carte blanche to redesign everything
12:49But the pool right here
12:51It stays the same
12:53That's where it gets the most direct sunlight
12:55This lot is amazing
12:57Yeah, I know
12:57They were going to pour the pool next week
13:00They'd like to at least keep that timeline
13:01Unless you have any concerns
13:02No, no, all good
13:05That's definitely the spot
13:06Great, we're in business
13:09So how was your weekend in the Hamptons?
13:12Yeah, I bet Ashley's place out there is something else
13:14Uh, it was, um, it was interesting
13:17Uh-oh
13:18What's going on?
13:20I thought you guys had a good thing going
13:22It's, um, he's just, uh
13:24It's not an easy man to know
13:27And, you know, I just, I don't think I'm ready for it
13:29Look, I'm not exactly famous for knowing how to pick them
13:32No
13:35You've been through a lot
13:37And there's no denying that Paul was a major asshole
13:39Suze!
13:40Oh, come on
13:40Well, uh, it's not like I'm revealing state secrets here
13:44I'm just saying you can't let Paul take you out of the game
13:47And you can't mess this up for yourself
13:50Ashley's like the opposite of Paul
13:52He's a nice guy
13:54And he's hot
13:56And, you know, not to state the obvious here
14:02He's rich
14:04That's, that's not what you meant
14:05Don't tell her what I meant
14:07Well, then what did you mean?
14:08I'm just saying
14:10He seems like a catch
14:19I come in peace
14:22Our lawyer said that your lawyer would tell you to come over and apologize
14:26Okay, she did
14:27But I also wanted to come and apologize
14:30I am so sorry for pushing over the port-a-potty and ruining your lawn
14:37It was late and I was frustrated
14:40I've been going through kind of a hard time
14:42Let's just say you weren't catching me at my best
14:46But I want to make amends
14:48And, of course, I'll pay for any and all damages to your lawn
14:52And any place else that might have been affected by the
14:56Waste
14:58Well, thank you
15:00We made a list of the damages so far
15:01And we'll email you the invoices as they come in
15:05Sounds reasonable
15:06And again, I am just so very sorry for all of this
15:10I understand
15:11I think we'd all like to move past it
15:12Okay
15:14Did you tell her?
15:16Oh, hi, Brie
15:17I didn't see you there
15:18Clay
15:21Tell me what
15:25As your neighbors, we would feel a lot better
15:27If you completed a course in anger management
15:31Anger management?
15:38Our lawyer feels any judge would recommend that
15:40And if, in fact, we are going to bypass the courts
15:42We don't want to shortchange the mental health aspect of this
15:45Yours or mine
15:45What?
15:46What?
15:48Nothing
15:48I get it
15:51And I will look into that
15:54We appreciate that
15:55And my lawyer can send over a list of therapists if you need
15:58That won't be necessary
16:00I know plenty of people in the field
16:01I'm a licensed psychotherapist
16:08Bless you
16:09Thank you
16:22I'll get some more coffee
16:29Do you think she'd notice if we just snuck out?
16:39So how'd it go this morning with Mel and Tori?
16:41It's a mess
16:43I'll sort it out
16:46Is Mel going to be okay?
16:49I don't know
16:49There isn't a legal precedent for dumping out a port-a-potty on your neighbor's Kentucky bluegrass
16:55Well, they deserved it
16:56Ellie
16:56They did
16:58Responsible adults don't dump actual shit onto their neighbor's lawns
17:02You're blaming me
17:07You all right in there, Mom?
17:09I'm fine
17:15You know, I've been saving up some money
17:18I mean, you don't charge me rent
17:20And then there's the money that Dad left me
17:23Yeah, that wasn't very much
17:24Well, by your standards, maybe
17:27Anyway, I was thinking about getting my own place
17:29Can we not talk about this now?
17:31To be a responsible adult
17:32Can we not?
17:33What's wrong with Mel?
17:34I don't know
17:35Our father just died
17:36You shouldn't be making major life decisions
17:39I wasn't asking for your permission, Andy
17:47Is she leaving already?
17:50I doubt it
17:53I'm her ride
17:59Esperanza?
18:01Esperanza?
18:02Is that Owen's car out front?
18:04Is that Owen's car out front?
18:10Whoa, whoa, whoa
18:11What?
18:13Buddy, slow down.
18:15And the green car has taken the lead.
18:16Please go down the corner.
18:17Green car to take the lead.
18:19I'm right out of the tunnel.
18:21Hey!
18:21In the tunnel.
18:23What is, hey, what is going on in here?
18:25Race car extravaganza.
18:26Sorry, I didn't get you one.
18:29Nice, buddy.
18:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:31You're gonna have to pit soon.
18:33You met my kids.
18:34Yeah, these cars aren't gonna drive themselves, are they, guys?
18:37Hey, Mike, what'd you say when I asked you if you could drive one of these things?
18:41Doris!
18:44Doris, his delivery kills me.
18:47I got him the same model, so don't worry about them comparing specs.
18:50Although I can tell the little one's got an eye for detail.
18:52And you might be upset.
18:56No, I just need a second.
18:58Where is Esperanza?
19:00Something I should tell you before you go in there.
19:06Esperanza, what is going on here?
19:09Miss Samantha, I tried to call.
19:10You did not pick up.
19:12Too much?
19:14Yeah, okay, too much.
19:15Definitely too much.
19:16I need them to go.
19:18Okay, understood.
19:19And I need you to go with them.
19:23Sam.
19:23You just can't show off like this and take over my house.
19:27Okay, I just...
19:29After the Hamptons, you know, I thought...
19:31You would double down?
19:34Yeah, I was making a grand gesture.
19:36I don't need gestures.
19:37I need space.
19:38Which is the one thing you seem incapable of giving me.
19:42All right, let's just calm down.
19:43This is me calm.
19:45Tell me to calm down again and see what happens.
19:49You know, not for nothing, Sam, but a lot of women would find this flatter.
19:54Okay, well, you should go find one of them before all that fish goes bad.
20:01I'm sorry I overstepped.
20:04Guys, pack it up.
20:15So, Kat's representing Tori and Mel.
20:19At this point, you should probably put her on salary.
20:23You need a little help there, big boy?
20:25Help!
20:27You're not gonna be an old dad, Coop.
20:29Too late, pal.
20:32Fuck you.
20:37You tell Ash you're not gonna take him up on the 5% deal?
20:39Not exactly.
20:43What did you do?
20:46I told Liv where the money came from.
20:50Seriously, are you insane?
20:52It'll come from compliance.
20:53There's no way you'd know it was from me.
20:54Even if that were true, he'll still blame you.
20:57Look...
21:01I did some digging, all right?
21:03Over the last ten years, Ash has been investigated for the disappearances of three people who was a businessman.
21:09This is a guy who knows how to make people disappear.
21:14Well...
21:15It doesn't really matter, because apparently it's not gonna be an issue.
21:18What are you talking about?
21:21Bailey's not gonna investigate.
21:23They can't afford to.
21:25This comes out, they lose cricket, and Excelsior collapses.
21:30That might actually be better for you, all things considered.
21:33Just... just leave this alone.
21:36You're the one who said we need to get this guy out of our lives.
21:38We do. We definitely do.
21:40We need to do this very carefully.
21:43Okay.
21:47Okay, what?
21:48Okay, you're fired.
21:49What?
21:50You said it yourself. He's a dangerous guy. You shouldn't be anywhere near him.
21:53And you should?
21:54Well, I don't have the options that you have.
21:59They're talking about Grace's father.
22:01Yeah, she gave me a real earful up in the Hamptons.
22:04Well, she shouldn't have done that.
22:05Well, she's got your best interest at heart, and she's right.
22:08No, no, she isn't, all right?
22:10If I go to work for Kwan, I might as well put my cock and balls in a jar on
22:13his desk.
22:14There's an image.
22:17Besides, you can't fire me.
22:18Oh, yeah?
22:19Yeah.
22:20I don't have an NDA.
22:22I'll let HR get right out of that.
22:42Oh, y tรบ no saludas, mana.
22:45Feli, ยฟcรณmo carajo? ยฟTรบ tienes llaves?
22:48Eh, yo deberรญa.
22:49All yours is yours now.
22:52Yeah.
22:52You know, I don't like these things.
22:55People see empathy as a debility.
22:58They become confident.
23:00That's not what's going on here.
23:02I want it.
23:03Because I'm tired of the room.
23:05What room?
23:06I have the room.
23:07If you had the room, I would already have the room.
23:09Right?
23:12Tell me something.
23:14How is it going to take 50,000?
23:17Well, it would be 65,000.
23:21If you're interested, you're kidding.
23:23You didn't find the other one?
23:25Yes.
23:27And I haven't reached that point.
23:32I'll get you, Feli.
23:35Okay?
23:40I swear.
23:42Look, it's not that you don't believe,
23:45but I'm moving better with dates.
23:49You have until this week.
23:57Any questions?
23:59No, it's better.
24:02Are you going to get your interest?
24:05If you're a chance.
24:07No.
24:07No.
24:11Or you're a chance.
24:12You're a chance.
24:14You know I've always wanted something with you.
24:17No.
24:21Unfortunately, Feli.
24:22I prefer you to be amigos.
24:28Take care.
24:30Bye.
24:31I don't know.
24:46One week.
25:13Hey, does this side look a little higher to you?
25:19Did you forget to tell me you had a talk with Coop?
25:25It may have slipped my mind.
25:26Jesus Christ, Grace.
25:31I was worried about you.
25:33Yeah?
25:35Well, he just tried to fire me, so...
25:40Okay.
25:42Okay?
25:43I just meant that you have other clients, Barney.
25:47You know, clients that haven't landed you in the hospital.
25:51Well, that...
25:53That's not the point.
25:54Really?
25:56What is the point that...
25:57You're trying to push me into a corner so that my only choice is to work for your father.
26:03Then would that really be so bad?
26:05You'd be making a lot more than you make now.
26:07I'm doing fine.
26:08Really?
26:10Are you doing fine, Barney?
26:12Because I see the bank statements.
26:16Oh, and the balance sheets.
26:19You and me, Grace, right?
26:22Hmm?
26:24Isn't that what we say?
26:25You and me.
26:26Mm-hmm.
26:28But it's not just you and me anymore, is it?
26:31It's you and me and two kids and one more on the way and this house and this town.
26:36I don't need any of this.
26:37Well, you have it!
26:40This is our home.
26:43This is our life.
26:47And you chose it just like I did.
26:50You don't understand.
26:51Really?
26:54Okay.
26:57Make me understand.
26:59What am I missing here?
27:00What would be so awful about working for my father?
27:07The awful thing isn't working for your father.
27:09The awful thing is how badly you want me to.
27:13That son of a bitch never believed in me.
27:16But you used to.
27:18And now you don't.
27:23Barney.
27:26What?
27:31Listen.
27:32That is not even a little true.
27:37You hear me?
27:39I have been so worried about you because you've just been lost lately.
27:47Hmm?
27:54I know it's been a rough year, but I will figure this out, okay?
28:01I need you to trust me.
28:04Okay?
28:14Okay.
28:15Okay.
28:17Okay.
28:21Okay.
28:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop sign, stop sign, stop sign, stop sign, stop sign, stop sign, stop sign.
28:36Uh, okay, yeah, you're gonna wanna, you're gonna wanna hit the brake a little sooner there, but, um, sorry, no
28:42worries.
28:44Okay, Tori, I'm gonna meet you and Kat at three. Can you please take an Uber from school?
28:48You're not picking me up?
28:49Oh, I could find someone to cover my last class if you want to go with you.
28:53It's fine, okay? Tori, we'll be fine. That's not complicated.
28:57I could say it again in fewer words.
29:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
29:02At this point, I won't even make it to my hearing of life.
29:05Can you please cut him some slack? It's a big car. All right, please?
29:12Red light, red light, red light, red light.
29:16Ugh, getting a little queasy back here, buddy.
29:19Hunter, what the hell? Are you trying to kill us?
29:21Do one of you want to drive?
29:22Oh, wait. Your license is suspended for drunk driving.
29:25Yours has expired, and you're too busy arguing with everyone to pay attention.
29:28So how about we just calm down and let me fucking drive in peace?
29:36Okay. Green light.
29:54Hey. Text me when you're on the way to the courthouse, okay?
30:13Go! Hey!
30:16Hey!
30:18Hey, hey. Nice car.
30:20Ah, thanks. Yeah, sorry I haven't gotten around to returning it yet.
30:23That's been a challenging couple of days.
30:26Yeah, man, I heard about that. I'm sorry.
30:29Well, it never rains, but it fucking pours, right?
30:31Boy, howdy.
30:32Hey, listen, um, I just really want to apologize for how strong I came on at the beach.
30:38I think the business with the feds really threw me a little more than I let on.
30:42That was not my best self, and I didn't mean to come off that way.
30:49Okay.
30:51Now, don't get me wrong. I would love to see you back on top.
30:55And that offer still stands.
30:57But I want to be clear that that's what it is.
30:59Okay? It's an offer.
31:01And you can accept or not.
31:04Well, I appreciate that.
31:09And?
31:09And I'll consider it.
31:11Okay.
31:11Yeah, I just got to deal with this Tory situation.
31:14Yeah, yeah, of course, of course. Let me know if I can do anything.
31:16Okay.
31:17It's going to be great, Coop.
31:18Promise you.
31:19Give me the word. I'll have DeMille draw up the papers.
31:22You bet.
31:23All right.
31:46So, Gordy's going to a fashion show?
31:47You know Gordy?
31:48Yeah, he's always checking me out when he's at Knicks.
31:50That tracks.
31:53Fashion show is for charity and Gordy's a sponsor, so he has to go.
31:57Well, wouldn't it make more sense to just give all the money to charity
31:59instead of throwing all these expensive events?
32:01You can't apply logic to philanthropy.
32:04My bad.
32:06Okay. I'm going in.
32:08Cameras?
32:09You're all good.
32:10And just to be clear, this is a grown man who collects baseball cards.
32:14Valuable baseball cards.
32:16If you say so.
32:18Maybe while you're in there, you can look for something better.
32:21Okay.
32:22I don't have time to browse.
32:23My daughter's hearing is at three.
32:26I need a good score here, Coop.
32:29No more bullshit.
32:30Thanks.
32:31The extra pressure is really helpful, Elena.
32:43Gordy and I had never been particularly close.
32:45Like many men out here, our friendship was born mostly out of convenience and compatible golf handicaps.
32:50But he was doing a consulting job in Seoul around the time my marriage fell apart,
32:53and Lisa was off doing whatever it was Lisa did.
32:56So he let me crash at his place while I looked for a rental,
32:58which meant, unless he had changed it, I still knew his alarm code.
33:02It was a shitty way to repay a kindness, but Elena was desperate, and once again, so was I.
33:17Lisa was an influencer, and as her following grew, so did all the free shit she got.
33:24The thing about free shit, though, is that eventually, there's nowhere left to put it.
33:34Last night's.
33:35She's got a lot of followers.
33:38If you say so.
34:02The 1967 Topps Tom Seaver Rookie Card, PSA Gem Mint 10, pristine condition.
34:08That year, Seaver was awarded the National League Rookie of the Year,
34:11and two years later, he landed a Cy Young Award and helped win the Mets their first World Series.
34:17The card was now worth well over $300,000,
34:20thanks to a sports card market boom-bust cycle fueled by male loneliness and nostalgia.
34:25Nothing speaks to the neglected child inside like ownership of a vintage-graded card of the favorite player of your
34:31youth.
34:34Hopefully, it'll retain its value better than Beanie Babies did.
34:41They're back.
34:43You gotta get out, now.
34:45What?
34:49What?
34:53Hey!
34:56God, they're the cards, right?
34:58Stop that.
35:01Come on, boys.
35:02Fucking shit.
35:03Now, you're not even going!
35:05Of course.
35:06Make it about money.
35:07It's a fucking charity event.
35:09Of course it's about money.
35:11You're gonna miss it!
35:12Will you stop being so fucking sensitive?
35:15I am not being sensitive!
35:16You did!
35:17You just call me old!
35:18Get back in the car!
35:19I did not call you old!
35:21When I said it, you should stop dressing like a 25-year-old!
35:24Oh, because you know so much about fashion!
35:26You do dress like a 25-year-old!
35:28And posting your kid's all over Instagram does not make you a fashion expert!
35:33Never show up and support me!
35:35Oh, my God!
35:36What are you talking about?
35:38I don't support you!
35:39Who the hell did they pay for this old chain?
35:42Did you call a career?
35:43I generate income!
35:46Shit.
35:47What's happening?
35:48They're having a fight.
35:50Income?
35:51Your so-called income doesn't even pay for your fucking shoes.
35:54Can you get out?
35:55And you can't call it a career!
35:57Make money doing it!
35:59Not just yet.
36:01Oh, my God.
36:03You are such a pathetic woman.
36:05Taking your big powers and dick any better.
36:07And you are just one of the million middle-aged white housewives.
36:10Buying followers.
36:11Whoring yourself on Instagram.
36:13Desperately trying to become Gwyneth fucking Boudreau.
36:16What?
36:16Your husband is not a fucking thing.
36:18Just get me warmed up.
36:20Okay, well, you used to like it when I had a career.
36:22Yeah, I'm a toy.
36:23You're still fucking.
36:24What the hell is this about?
36:27What a fuck?
36:27You're still fucking.
36:28Oh, no!
36:29It's fine.
36:29I'm literally dripping wet at the thought.
36:32You haven't been wet since the Obama administration.
36:36There was a time I would have jumped.
36:40When I could have trusted my back to hold out and my knees to take the hit.
36:48Of course, back then, I wouldn't have had to jump.
36:52Now, I had to and I couldn't.
36:54And that, friends and neighbors, was as good an illustration of middle age as you're ever going to get.
37:04All right, everybody, it's a C chord, and then it's an A minor, then an F.
37:12Good job.
37:13And then a G.
37:15All right, well, this is what we've been working on for weeks.
37:18So, let's give it a little gusto.
37:21Five, six, seven, eight.
37:36Keep going.
37:41Keep going.
37:51Keep going.
37:56Keep going.
38:06Keep going.
38:09Stay home.
38:24Is she coming back?
38:50I can't believe I'm gonna be late.
39:03You used to love baseball.
39:07Now, I would take you to Shea to see the Mets play, god you could not get enough of it.
39:15Now, when was the last time you took Hunter to a game?
39:19It's gone now, Dad.
39:21What's that?
39:22The Shea Stadium is gone, they built a new one.
39:25A lot of things are gone, Andy, a lot of things are still here.
39:30Dad.
39:31Tori's on her way to the hearing, and where are you?
39:34Stuck in a bathroom, stealing a baseball card.
39:37I think that's a little bit reductive, don't you?
39:40This baseball card is worth $300,000.
39:42And what's your daughter worth?
39:44I'm doing this for her.
39:46For all of them.
39:48I call bullshit.
39:50Dad.
39:51When can you let it be enough, Andy?
39:56Time to go.
40:00Time to go.
40:06Time to go.
40:08Time to go.
40:11Time to go.
40:11I'm doing this in the cramps, shit-edges.
40:13Cope, what is happening in there?
40:16Oh, my God.
40:17Fuck this.
40:17I'm coming out.
40:18This is shocking to me.
40:20Shut the fuck up.
40:21Fill our house with all this shit.
40:23We're like fucking hoarders.
40:25Look at this.
40:26Fucking shit.
40:26What is this?
40:27It's a guide room.
40:28It's not a fucking closet.
40:30What the fuck is this?
40:31You don't fucking touch my things.
40:33This is your fucking conscience.
40:35What are you showing me to the fucking pigsty that we live in?
40:39Fuck you.
40:39Fuck you.
40:40Why don't you just do the world a favor and die of cancer?
40:42Oh, believe me, honey.
40:43Cancer's got nothing on you.
40:47Fuck.
40:48Give me this fucking thing.
40:57How the hell did you go?
40:58Don't ask.
40:58Did you get the card?
41:01Let's go home late.
41:15Okay.
41:17Are we all here?
41:18Yes, Your Honor.
41:19Okay.
41:20Let's hear it.
41:24Your Honor.
41:25I think we all want the same thing here.
41:27Which is to acknowledge the severity of the offense,
41:29while not letting it damage Miss Cooper's very promising future.
41:33Miss Cooper has acknowledged the terrible error in judgment that she made,
41:37and she is prepared to take responsibility for it.
41:40That said, she's never been in any kind of trouble.
41:43She's a straight-A student.
41:45She's a straight-A student.
41:45A star on the Mayfield tennis team.
41:46I know the speech, Miss Resnick.
41:48I've heard it way more times than you've given it.
41:50What's your pitch?
41:52Plead down to misdemeanor DW-AI.
41:55Suspended license for three months, 25 hours community service.
41:58That's pretty light.
42:00Like I said, she's a great kid.
42:01This was an aberration on an otherwise spotless record.
42:08Miss Cooper.
42:13I take it you understand the severity of your offense?
42:17Yes, Your Honor.
42:18I made a terrible mistake.
42:25I have two daughters, just a little older than you,
42:27and they made their fair share of mistakes as well.
42:36Six months suspended license and 50 hours community service,
42:39and when that is completed, I will expunge the record.
42:43Thank you, Your Honor.
42:44You just caught a big break, Miss Cooper.
42:47Don't make me regret it.
42:51Okay.
42:52What's next?
43:01Yeah.
43:23It's fine.
43:50Hey, Kat, you worked a miracle for Tori.
43:53I cannot thank you enough.
43:55Yeah, well, don't thank me yet.
43:56Why?
43:57What happened?
43:57Uh, no, no.
43:58Tori's fine.
43:58I'm talking about you.
43:59They're taking out a restraining order.
44:02A restraining order?
44:04I went over there.
44:05I said I paid.
44:06Their lawyer found that video of you punching Sam.
44:09That has nothing to do with this.
44:11Well, they're threatening to flag you to the DOE
44:13to get your practitioner license revokes.
44:15Oh, my God.
44:16What is it with these people?
44:18I'm working on it.
44:18Listen to me.
44:19Just don't look at that fucking house.
44:21Don't go near it.
44:22You see them, you walk the other way.
44:23You hear me?
44:24Do not aggravate the situation.
44:25Yeah.
44:26Okay.
44:28Boop, boop.
44:42Fuck!
44:43Now you're so far off!
44:49Certainly meet me, but
44:51Hey, David.
44:52Oh, my God!
45:12You need to get hurt.
45:12A gerne highway means to get hurt!
45:13New Luca Railroad
45:13Help me!
45:19Help me!
45:23Help me!
45:26Help me...
45:43Mel?
45:45Mel!
45:47What are you doing here?
45:49I'm sorry, I know I should have called, but I just heard you've gotten into some trouble.
45:52Is that a dog?
45:53Oh, my God!
45:56Oh, my God!
45:57I didn't do it on purpose. He came out of nowhere.
45:59Oh, my God, they're gonna think I murdered him.
46:02Look, it was an accident, right?
46:04You don't understand!
46:07I'm at war with these fucking neighbors all because of their dog because of this dog.
46:10It's why I was arrested. They're never gonna believe it was an accident.
46:15I'm so fucked!
46:20Okay, I have to go tell them.
46:23No.
46:26What do you mean, no? He's dead.
46:31You're right. They're gonna blame you.
46:40Do you have any shovels?
46:53Oh, God!
46:55Cover it up!
46:56Cover it up!
46:56Cover it up!
46:58Oh, my God!
46:59Cover it!
47:00Oh, my God!
47:02What are you doing?
47:03Oh!
47:03Oh, God!
47:04You're not the water!
47:04Okay!
47:05Oh, God!
47:07Oh!
47:10Do you know how to turn off the water?
47:12What?
47:12Do you know how to turn it off?
47:14No!
47:14Oh, my God!
47:15I got it!
47:16I got it!
47:17Oh!
47:17Oh!
47:21I can't believe I killed a dog.
47:24You didn't.
47:25I'm pretty sure I did.
47:27Oh, my God!
47:27How am I gonna sleep?
47:30I'm just gonna hear his little yelp.
47:33But you told the Zalkins not to let the dog loose, right?
47:36I mean, sure, but...
47:38Yeah, so it's on them.
47:41I feel like I've lost my mind.
47:43I don't have the energy to finish a workout, but...
47:46if you piss me off, I'll gouge out your eyes with a spoon
47:49and shove them down your throat.
47:51Are you taking anything?
47:55I think it's pretty obvious that I'm not.
47:58Why not?
48:00Hormone treatments are the new skincare.
48:01You just take your pick.
48:03You need to spend some time taking care of yourself.
48:05You have not been okay for a while,
48:08and maybe that's the reason why you had unfair with Nick,
48:10and maybe that's why you punched me in the face.
48:13Punched you because you slapped me?
48:14I slapped you because you weren't right in the head.
48:23I don't know what's wrong with me.
48:28The whole thing with Nick, I was just trying to find parts of me that were lost,
48:32and then after the divorce, it felt like even more of me was gone.
48:36And now?
48:38I don't know.
48:39I don't know. It's like...
48:46No good for anybody anymore.
48:50You are the most remittable person I know, Mel.
48:54I'm serious.
48:55I can't tell you the number of times I've needed to call you over the last year just to ask
49:01for your advice or just to vent.
49:04I felt lost without you.
49:08I feel lost about me.
49:13My God, I killed Arlo.
49:15God.
49:16Look, can we talk about something else?
49:17Tell me, tell me about Ash.
49:19Oh.
49:21Oh my God.
49:25I just can't shake this feeling that there's something really dangerous about him.
49:32And I'm not talking like cool, sexy, dangerous. I'm talking like maybe killed someone dangerous.
49:39Jesus.
49:41Did something happen?
49:43No, you know what? I don't even...
49:46I don't even know what I'm talking about.
49:51Well, on to the next one.
49:53Yeah, well...
49:54I'm a widowed felon with two kids.
49:58Don't bury yourself in that baggage.
50:01Otherwise, that's all other people will see.
50:03I think as long as I live here, it's all people will see.
50:06That's in your head. People, people have moved on.
50:10Have they?
50:12Pretty sure I was the last holdout.
50:13You're a tough nut to crack.
50:16Lucky for you, I'm in the middle of a nervous breakdown.
50:20Yeah. Lucky me.
50:29Come on! Every morning I walk in for five months, say hi!
50:33What the hell do you think that I do?
50:36You sell little fucking cars!
50:40That's what you do!
50:40Hey, there's food if you're hungry!
50:42I wear silk shirts!
50:44Our $800 suits!
50:46Our a full watch!
50:48I think something happened at school.
50:53Back in a minute.
50:54I'm a thief! I've been to prison, alright?
50:56So what? I don't care!
50:58So what?
50:58Don't tell me!
51:01Well, it was almost a nice night.
51:05Hey.
51:07Yeah?
51:09Is there a chance you might go back to being my sister again?
51:14I never stopped being your sister.
51:18Well, will you come back home?
51:25Yeah.
51:32This is a surprisingly good movie.
51:35Yeah.
51:50I'm leaving.
51:52I found a place.
51:53What do you mean, you found a place?
51:55I signed a lease. I'm moving in.
51:58Someone gave you a lease?
51:59Yes, Andy, someone did.
52:01I'm moving out.
52:03Look, Hunter said something happened at school.
52:05Well, I got fired.
52:07But only after I quit.
52:09Looks like you were right all along, Andy, isn't it?
52:12Meat.
52:13Can we just slow this down, please?
52:14No, we can't slow this down, because if we slow it down, you're gonna talk me out of it.
52:18I just worry that you're grieving, and it's...
52:20Of course I'm grieving!
52:25He was my dad, too!
52:28He loved me for who I was.
52:31And he never made me feel like a freak.
52:33Allie...
52:33God, I love you so much, Andy.
52:35I do.
52:37But I see the way you look at me every time I show just a shred of emotion.
52:41It's like you're thinking, oh, is this when she goes off the rails?
52:45And when you worry about me like that?
52:47Well, then I worry about myself, and then it becomes some kind of self-fulfilling prophecy.
52:54Because how do I get you to believe that I can be okay when you're the one who's making me
52:59doubt it?
53:06And...
53:09Exactly.
53:22Fuck.
53:28Hey, hey, come on. Let me just give you a ride.
53:30I got an Uber waiting.
53:33Hey, thanks for letting me crash, Winter.
53:35I'll see you guys later.
53:36Where are you going?
53:38Into the great wide open.
53:41What?
53:42I love you guys.
53:58Allie, come on.
54:01Allie, you have to tell me where you're gonna live.
54:03Why? So you can check on me?
54:05Is that such a bad thing?
54:07No, it's not.
54:09I love you, Andy.
54:11I need to be on my own now.
54:13I have to prove to myself that I don't need my big brother to take care of me.
54:17Well, what if I need you?
54:29Okay.
54:30Good luck.
54:31Good luck.
54:33I'll call you.
55:14Go! Go!
55:15Go!
55:15Go!
55:15Go!
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