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My Lazy Ex-husband is the Supreme Mage 2.0 FullMovie
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:27They are back
00:29Protect the county, protect everyone, no one falls
00:45We'll handle this
00:56Seal? What's Seal?
00:57Go back! Help!
01:15Master Caroline, what's that?
01:18That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:20The wood barrier won't hold
01:22Get the Trinity Enchantment
01:24Now! Look! They're pulling back!
01:31No! That's Diablo's double
01:42Lumina! Varada! Let's seal him now!
01:45Three as one! Sacred Seals! Find the demon!
01:56Caroline...
01:58Don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:17The king has staked Elmia's fate on you three
02:21If you fail, the kingdom falls tonight
02:25Just an avatar
02:26And we still can't stop it
02:28Then tell me there's another way
02:30There is
02:32We bring back the Oracle
02:35He's Eldoria's last hope
02:38Where is he?
02:40Where is he?
02:40OY!
02:42Cairn Stone
02:47SCREEN Discord
02:49SCREEN SCREEN
02:50SCREEN
02:50SCREEN
02:51SCREEN
02:54SCREEN
03:14Go fuck him.
03:25This presence? Impossible. Could it be? The Oracle Mentor?
03:38It seems the Mentor has stepped in. Let's go back and heal our wounds.
03:58The legendary spirit raven? To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning. Such divine power.
04:07This is no ordinary mage. The kingdom is saved! Quickly, after them!
04:24Screw off!
04:31Halt!
04:36Wait. A black panther? A unicorn? A divine crow? And a sacred fruit that can heal all wounds? Could he
04:45be?
04:46Hey, what's this look for? Did you spot something?
05:00Lord Alistair! Are you well?
05:02You lowlife! What curse have you cast?
05:04Shut up!
05:07I am Alistairn Ashford. It is my honor to meet you, Master.
05:12Ashford? Are you Caroline's apprentice?
05:15Yes. Hence I bear her name. Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest.
05:20Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
05:23Oh. I did teach Caroline a few tricks.
05:27You are... a mentor!
05:29Have a taste.
05:31This... this is the fruit of the gods! It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
05:37Did Caroline send you to find me? How did she know I was here?
05:41No. His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons. I passed by by chance.
05:46Mentor, please come with me to the Royal City. A spring banquet invitation? I'm not interested.
05:51Please, I beg you...
05:53Please, I beg you...
06:00Cain! How dare you disrespect the duke!
06:03Stop, Knight Elwyn! Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
06:09My Lord, I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city. Please don't let trash
06:15like Cairn waste your time.
06:16Trash. Do you know him?
06:21Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
06:27Cairn! Drop that straw at once!
06:31Drop that straw at once.
06:43My Lord Duke, are you well? This countryside is dusty. Let's not soil your fine boots. Please, take a seat.
06:50Do as he says and sit. Yes, right away.
06:57Cairn! Show some respect. A duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
07:05How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs! Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
07:12Stop! I just love eating these.
07:18Sir, you really care so much about the people.
07:28Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked. We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
07:33Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with
07:39us.
07:41No time, I ain't going.
07:43Don't push it. The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
07:47Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
07:50I have passed the level seven mage exam. Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
07:55Only seven? You still need to try harder.
08:02Elevan, I'm ahead. Get stoned to the city. No excuses.
08:15Cairn! Coming or not?
08:20Not a chance.
08:25He won't listen? Tie him up to Royal City, now!
08:29Yes, sir!
08:31Sir, we're just doing our duty. We hope you...
08:40This urgent? Guess I gotta go myself.
08:52Hey, mate.
08:55What's this barrier checking for?
09:01Disgusting peasant! This barrier checks magic and wealth. You're nothing but dirt!
09:06Stay back, or the statues will crush you!
09:09I'm here to congratulate my ex-wife on becoming High Knight.
09:12If I don't show up, she'll tear my house down.
09:18Ex-wife! High Knight Elwyn!
09:23If you're her husband, I'll eat this damn wall!
09:27Get back to your pig pet!
09:29The entry tax is 100 gold!
09:32You'll never scrape that up!
09:34Not in a lifetime!
09:36Time!
09:53My money! Catch it!
09:58My gold!
09:59My gold!
10:05Halt! Pay your gold here, and show your papers!
10:09I've got no deposit, no papers either.
10:17That rusty racket's still just as awful.
10:23What's going on here?
10:26Sir! This peasant's got no gold! No papers either!
10:36This... will it do?
10:46Royal letter?
10:48The barrier of this letter may command all nobles in the capital, mobilize the army, access the royal treasury.
10:54Valid... valid for 100 years.
10:57Solon I.
10:59How is this possible? Captain Solon IV's been dead for years!
11:03This letter's full of holes!
11:05Idiot!
11:05This is the late king's edict.
11:07Only one man's ever had this power since the kingdom began.
11:10Could he be?
11:19Just doodled this years ago.
11:21And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
11:24Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
11:27Step back!
11:28Commoner!
11:28Lay a hand on the holy pillar again and I'll chop off both your hands!
11:32Oh no!
11:35Oh my God!
11:36Oh wow!
11:38Vedantes' Ely!
11:39A Arctic Ice Wolves pulling her carriage!
11:41Truly a level six ice make!
11:44Oh!
11:46Oh!
11:47Oh!
11:48Oh!
11:49Oh!
11:50Oh!
11:53Oh!
11:54Oh!
12:00Oh!
12:01Oh!
12:02Beautiful as ever, Miss Ellie.
12:03What's that revolting stench here?
12:05Guards, throw this fleeth out.
12:07I came at Alistair's invitation and to meet my noble ex-wife.
12:12Look, she's here.
12:14Ex-wife? Him? The High Knight of the Empire?
12:17This beggar's completely insane!
12:20Cairn, how dare you set foot in the sanctuary?
12:23Any maig here could turn you to ash with one breath.
12:26Get back to your shelter!
12:27I'm not leaving. I have an invitation.
12:30Ha ha ha! You forged this invite. Rot in the dungeon.
12:34My fire magic! Gone! Devoured!
12:37How dare you! Using dark magic to mock the Vectrept!
12:44Enough!
12:45You have an invite? Then follow the rules!
12:49Step through the judgment porch. Live or die, you take the risk.
12:53This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
12:56Cairn, you can still back out, before it's too late.
13:10I'll be back.
13:11He has no magic era. None at all!
13:13Seize him! Uncover his dark magic.
13:15Last chance to save you. Confess.
13:17And I'll let you walk free.
13:19Just a servant's invite.
13:21Farmer, this is your limit.
13:24Step closer, blast for me!
13:28A duke's invite won't do. How about this?
13:33This strange power. Who gave you that scroll?
13:39This isn't an invitation.
13:42It's the Grand Mentor's scroll. Only three exist in the world.
13:47Who... exactly are you?
13:53Is that Countess Liliana?
13:55I'd die just for one look from her.
13:58Wipe that drool off your face.
13:59She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
14:01You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
14:12So, you like Liada.
14:24Shut up, you peasant! That's the Countess! How dare you speak her name!
14:30Cairn, stop this madness. She's a level 8 mage, knighted by the king himself.
14:36Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee? Right, I remember her now. All these years and only level 8, her talent is mediocre
14:44at best.
14:45Level 8 is mediocre? You're a magicless loser. How dare you?
14:51Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her. Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy. Even Kamis feels unworthy.
14:59Who do you think you are?
15:01Listen closely, farmer. A sage's disciple is royalty. Even Count Dexter bows to her.
15:10Being in her presence is the greatest honour of your pathetic life.
15:14No, you've got it all wrong. I'm the one doing her an honour by showing up.
15:21I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
15:26No!
15:35Could it be...Lady Liliana?
15:41Lils! Look at me!
15:47Your presence honours this feast, Lady Liliana.
15:49Lord Dexter, hosting the Spring Feast, eases the king's burden tremendously.
15:53Lila.
15:55Cairn, are you fever-y? The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last 10 years combined.
15:59He's been stuck in the sticks way too long. Gone plain crazy. If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded
16:04by now.
16:06Relax. I'm just gonna go say hi to Lils. Wait here.
16:10Alone? And Lils?
16:11Are you insane? Don't you realise every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
16:19Lils? Lils? Hey! Over here!
16:24Is that slob insane? Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
16:28He's swaggering just because his ex-wife's the High Knight. Total lack of decency.
16:33Knight Paramount so promising. How's she married to someone like him?
16:37With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
16:41Stop!
16:52Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
16:54Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
16:58What a fast! The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
17:08Now, throw him out!
17:16My lady, this peasant knows nothing of decorum. I'll remove him at once.
17:25Mr. Kane, it really is you!
17:28No!
17:34Look at the little crybaby all grown up. You've even learnt how to put on airs.
17:41Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
17:46Just here for the show.
17:48Oh, there's someone you should meet. My ex-wife, Elwhan.
17:57So, it's you. I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
18:01Liliana, listen. This is not what you think. I...
18:05Look at you. Where's that Supreme Knight pride? Cat got your tongue? Come, little Lylee. Let's talk in private.
18:15What the hell is this? How does he know Lady Liliana?
18:18I want answers, too.
18:24Master, I know her. The High Knight is a legend.
18:29So, what's your take on her?
18:31Impressive. Level 6 Majid, Supreme Knight. He has a bright future ahead.
18:37I meant, as a woman. Is she wife material? Does she have the...
18:42She's striking, but her arrogance is... unbearable. But I trust your judgment.
18:49Perfect. Help me win my ex-wife back.
18:54All right. That's her.
18:57She won't.
19:05How? Why would she do this?
19:08For a mere farmer.
19:09Talmud's...
19:13I'm going to mix it.
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