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🔱🔱My Dad Is PoseidonWonderful Drama drama Episode
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:57Look at this!
01:03filthy scavengers
01:04when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep
01:07you sky rats swore never
01:09to breach the surface
01:11Poseidon
01:13fish food ages ago
01:40Sire
01:41Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier
01:43I'm retired
01:45don't bring that crap to my door
01:51Sire
02:07who the hell broke my new console
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard
02:12Sire
02:13you're finally stepping in
02:28go fight somewhere else
02:30don't block me from clearing my game
02:32my king
02:34even Poseidon himself
02:35would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58what did you do
02:59turn me back right now
03:06Sire
03:06the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command
03:09lead us against Olympus
03:11we beg you
03:11Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years
03:15I'm retired
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people
03:25screw power struggles
03:26rotting in bed
03:28playing games
03:28is the real way to live
03:34fight
03:41get your hands off me creep
03:44sorry
03:44I didn't mean to
03:50wait
03:51pointy ears
03:52a dryage
03:53what's a forest nintz doing here
03:59he's just a regular human
04:00a total nerd
04:02damn it
04:03the aphrodisiant's kicking in
04:15you're burning up down here
04:16way harder than I pictured
04:19I was drugged
04:20this whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:23if I don't mate someone before the timer runs out
04:26I die
04:27I really need this guy
04:33god damn
04:35you really know how to flip my switch
04:46I need more
04:47a lot more
04:56don't stop
04:57harder
04:59squeeze me tighter
05:06what the hell did you do to me last night
05:11hey
05:12I put in a lot of work
05:14don't tell me you forgot
05:15Leora
05:16I know you're in there
05:18nowhere left to run
05:20damn it
05:20he tracked me
05:34Leora
05:35you're my fiance
05:37you belong with me
05:38come home
05:39get away
05:41Dylan
05:43as the leader of the satyr
05:45you actually drugged me
05:51why the fuck
05:52are you wearing some dude shirt
05:54you slept with someone
05:56who screwed up my plan
05:59oh so you're the genius who roofed her
06:03newsflash tough guy
06:04real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:15so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:17you actually fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:27touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29her body's tainted now
06:30but her blood still has value
06:32can't push too hard yet
06:36I won't kill him
06:38but you're coming with me
06:39Leora
06:41babe if you don't want to go
06:42I can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened
06:52go back to your life
07:07seriously can't I just play my game for once
07:20those assholes are back already
07:21what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer
07:32either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:36Dylan who speak up man
07:38my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough
07:39jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even narius's seafo give him a wide burt
07:57you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top an orcer
08:14who the hell are you
08:26asshole
08:26using my divine power to barbecue
08:29hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about
08:35nothing
08:35heat's too low
08:36sprinkle this and baste it again
08:44molly?
08:44gods make heroes with it you seasoned food?
08:50huh
08:51tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
09:02is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby
09:06but he retired recently
09:08we're gonna find him now
09:18I'm badly wounded
09:20I don't have much time
09:22find Lily's real father
09:24leave her with him
09:26I just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus
09:45there it is
09:54Liara's wounded bad
09:56drag them both back to the Dillon
09:58lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that?
10:06nothing
10:07just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago
10:14you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter
10:19we need you now
10:22so you're my dad?
10:24you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura
10:27she's got my blood
10:34who did this?
10:36don't worry about it
10:37just
10:38keep Lily safe
10:43mommy
10:44mommy
11:03it's too late boss
11:04her heartbeats fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:35give me a name
11:36Leora
11:36who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:07you're my fiance
12:08my property
12:09you filthy whore
12:11spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:29even Olympus will bow to me
12:38I
12:40got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck?
12:46those cuts are surgical
12:48Leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:54stay out of it
12:56boss
12:57soup's ready
13:05if I don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:12she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this Jack
13:24Jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:30I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this?
13:38more
13:39try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51plants
13:52where did you get them?
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down
14:31and my power doubles
14:32ha ha ha ha
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:46this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:57you're safe here Liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or Lily
15:10Jack
15:11I'm grateful but I
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:20Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and I might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47you
15:48ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:52MGH
15:56oh
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26Please.
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:41The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:04Jack, take Lily and run.
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:23You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait.
17:57Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:44He's just a regular guy, after all.
19:00My liege.
19:02Have mercy.
19:03I didn't know she was your die.
19:04I swear it.
19:05Please, spare my life.
19:07No problem.
19:08Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:10Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show?
19:27Enjoying the show?
19:35My king!
19:37We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:38We swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:47Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:50Yes, my leash!
20:03My love.
20:04Since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:24Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:43The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:51You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:33I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The sea king!
22:20He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding?
22:26Come out!
22:27Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:32Two!
22:36Thank the fates!
22:38The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown!
22:55You're done!
22:56Get out!
22:57In front of Poseidon, you're ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:12Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:32Every resource, every contact!
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:45Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:02Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch.
24:18Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:26I'm not leaving you!
25:28No!
25:37Kids mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:57Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:06Poisoned.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:13Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:16Dylan wants you dead.
26:18But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily, Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack.
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:43Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:09Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:41yuck!
28:52Yuck!
28:57Yuck!
28:58Yuck!
28:58Yuck!
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:22I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:27We're going back for her right now.
29:36Hand over the kid.
29:37I'll make your death quick.
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human.
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42Lily, you can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:03Don't move.
31:04Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys.
31:06I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:47Damn.
31:48You take a hit well.
31:50Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily.
31:57Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?
32:03You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:13Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:31You all want to come at once?
32:32Then die together.
32:34Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:14You?
33:14In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:30I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra!
34:51The coastal legend monster?
34:52Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
35:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are,
35:05kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling.
35:10Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:26Stop saying that, Jack!
35:27Look around!
35:28We're surrounded!
35:28We could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence
36:00before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02Oh, God!
36:06Let me on that!
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