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00:00:01Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:06Don't fall.
00:00:12This is me.
00:00:15Casually ruining my mask.
00:00:24Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:30No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:33But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:37Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:40Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:49I still run this school podcast. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:54Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:02Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:13You okay?
00:01:14Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:20name, but details.
00:01:22Yeah.
00:01:24Me?
00:01:25Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:27You seem really amazing.
00:01:29Look who's talking.
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:34You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:36I'm actually...
00:01:37I came here for someone very special.
00:01:42I came back for you.
00:01:43Mia, um...
00:01:46Can I talk to you later?
00:01:47It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:52feel.
00:01:53Absolutely.
00:01:54Actually, I want to...
00:01:56Come on, Connor.
00:01:57Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:02:00So let's give them one.
00:02:03He came back.
00:02:06Who?
00:02:10Ah!
00:02:15Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:17Mia!
00:02:18Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:21You're gonna be alright.
00:02:22Just hold on.
00:02:23Hey.
00:02:23I wish I could go back.
00:02:25What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:26Then I could tell you...
00:02:28How much.
00:02:29How much you want?
00:02:30Hey, Mia.
00:02:31Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:32Mia, look at me.
00:02:33What did you want to tell me?
00:02:40Am I...
00:02:41Dead?
00:02:45Or did my wish come true?
00:02:47Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:49I can't.
00:02:52Holy bananas.
00:02:53No more frown lines.
00:02:55I look 18 again.
00:02:57Which means...
00:02:59Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:01Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:03I've got a mountain of my homework for you.
00:03:08Those clothes.
00:03:10Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:13Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:172006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:26Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:29I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:31Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Nothing's changed.
00:03:45Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:47A nobody.
00:03:48The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:53You can always flip the script.
00:03:55High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:58Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:03Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill-
00:04:07Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:11Why?
00:04:12For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day.
00:04:23Don't be silly.
00:04:25Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:30She would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just-
00:04:34Sit!
00:04:35Down!
00:04:36And finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:55So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:05:03Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:07Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:11What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:14What's cleaning up?
00:05:16That's acid-
00:05:16Don't-
00:05:17I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:20And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:23Ah!
00:05:26Ah!
00:05:27Ah!
00:05:28Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:29Ah!
00:05:31Ah!
00:05:32These are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:46Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:57So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:00High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:02Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:06Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:13Don't call me that.
00:06:14Or what?
00:06:14Little miss-
00:06:15St-st-stutter!
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:20You do that again?
00:06:21I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:24What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:31You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:39Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:45Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:55Mia, put the bottle down!
00:07:01High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:06Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:07Freak science accident.
00:07:09Blame chemistry.
00:07:11God!
00:07:13Damn, Mia.
00:07:15Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:19Use your words.
00:07:20Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something.
00:07:23No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:26No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:30I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me too.
00:07:34Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:35Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:39You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:44What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom, queen!
00:07:47Stop, stop!
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:50Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:58Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:03Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:08If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel!
00:08:17Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:24Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:27I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia Mamacita Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:38Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:40We lost touch after high school.
00:08:42I am not losing them again.
00:08:44I did.
00:08:46I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:51Come here.
00:08:53It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:56And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:04Great! More maggots have arrived.
00:09:07Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits.
00:09:13The outcasts.
00:09:14Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:18To the Queen, let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:22Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:24Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay. And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:47Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:51My vote.
00:09:55Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:58Con Con, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:10I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:13Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:15I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:17You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents want us together!
00:10:21It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:27If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:32Just done?
00:10:34Got it.
00:10:37Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:40Theory of Relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48You're right. You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:51High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:56If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:10:58Yes.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:03How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:07See you later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:22Um...
00:11:24Hi, Nia.
00:11:26Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:32Uh, you good?
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Oh!
00:11:36Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:40It's like indestructible.
00:11:41Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:43Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:47She's nuts.
00:11:50You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:54Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:58Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:00Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:02You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05I like who?
00:12:07Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:12:13She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:15You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:23I thought you liked her.
00:12:24Wow.
00:12:28To be honest with you, Mia.
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:35And it's not Jess.
00:12:38Then who?
00:12:40Mia, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:49Sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:53Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55She...
00:12:56Oh, god.
00:12:57It's okay.
00:12:58Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:59Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:01And she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:17Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:29Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:34Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:41Okay.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:53Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:58Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:17Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:19You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:24Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man.
00:14:31Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:38What's his challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:41Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:45Sexual chemistry.
00:14:48Sexual...what?
00:14:49The rules are simple.
00:14:51Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:57You down?
00:15:01Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:11Boo! No more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:15:14Bite me, knee pads.
00:15:15Your little friend lost.
00:15:17Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:19This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:21I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:26Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:31Show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35It's your man, Mia!
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:41Or anybody.
00:15:42You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:45You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:48Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:57Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia!
00:16:25Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:32Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:35How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The hotel wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:51Go over!
00:16:55Mia!
00:16:57Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:03Stop drooling. Go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:08Use confidence.
00:17:09Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:11Mia.
00:17:13We really need to talk.
00:17:16About that chase.
00:17:19Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:22College.
00:17:23Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:27No.
00:17:28But I will.
00:17:30One day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:34So you can predict the future?
00:17:36Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:41Oh.
00:17:42Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:46Some more.
00:17:48Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:52I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:55And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:57Actually about that, yeah.
00:17:59Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Connor.
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:10At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:13Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:16For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:27Wait.
00:18:28Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:32You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:40Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:45Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:49If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:56Still want to do this?
00:18:59Why not?
00:19:00Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:03Let the best bake or win.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:07And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:11Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Nina.
00:19:21Let us help you out.
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:36Let me guess.
00:19:38Just a bitch straights again.
00:19:39I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:42You want me to go curse her?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:45I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:47Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:49Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:53Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:56Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:03Hello, Mia.
00:20:05Where are you?
00:20:06Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:08Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:13How do you do?
00:20:18How do you do this?
00:20:18How do you do it?
00:20:19I don't know.
00:20:19I mean, this year's bake-off, HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:27yeah you look like a fucking try hard overdressed much come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:33like i was saying you look gorgeous high school bucket list item number eight flirt like a hot
00:20:40girl look who's talking chef ready to win stop putting on a show this event is supposed to be
00:20:47about me who the hell do you think you are mia call me queen
00:20:56i'm coming for your throne
00:21:06shut up or die
00:21:10all right contestants we're about to begin to your tables please
00:21:15do you have any idea what we're doing here oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:19with some molecular gastronomy toppings it's really easy
00:21:22what it's science meets sweets come on all right contestants the bake-off begins now
00:21:33okay let's make this a little bit like this like that
00:22:04cool trick bill nye the science nerd
00:22:08i hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:18oops oops foot slipped sorry not sorry
00:22:23oops sorry my hand slipped
00:22:31oh she's awful
00:22:34if you do that again miss watkins you will be disqualified
00:22:37she just kicked our table
00:22:39i did not see jessica do anything wrong get back to work
00:22:43it's fine it's fine
00:22:45so what do we do now
00:22:46a good scientist
00:22:48always has a plan
00:22:53and time
00:22:57the winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:02jessica you're up
00:23:04it is a model of my mansion
00:23:08and anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of you
00:23:15this is our dessert it may look simple but it's got a little magic to it
00:23:43and all the votes are in
00:23:45the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:23:56the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:06mia watkins
00:24:08mia the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and connor
00:24:22that's my queen that's my best friend
00:24:24we love her
00:24:26best day of my life
00:24:29i need you to do that
00:24:33no
00:24:34connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:49high school bucket list item number nine start a riot make it epic
00:24:56food fight
00:25:01food fight
00:25:03food fight
00:25:03popular kids versus
00:25:05food fight
00:25:06stop it stop it
00:25:07stop it
00:25:13stop stop
00:25:21team jessica team mia get over here right now
00:25:27principal davis
00:25:28before you say anything
00:25:30mia started it
00:25:32thank you for your honesty
00:25:34jessica
00:25:35you and your friends can go
00:25:37what
00:25:38no she's lying
00:25:40i would drop that attitude miss watkins
00:25:42you know what
00:25:43no
00:25:45i like having an attitude
00:25:47i lived for years without one
00:25:50and now
00:25:51it's here to stay
00:25:52one more
00:25:53bad word
00:25:54one more
00:25:55the thing that you do wrong
00:25:56and you are suspended
00:25:58fine
00:26:00i'll stop having an attitude when you stop
00:26:03letting jessica's dad bride you
00:26:06oh
00:26:07sorry
00:26:07no one knows about that yet
00:26:09both of you pack your bags
00:26:14wait are we suspended
00:26:15i can't get suspended
00:26:16my dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed
00:26:19no no no
00:26:19i'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:21you're both free to go
00:26:23wait for real
00:26:24of course
00:26:25you're both free to go
00:26:26and if you ever need anything
00:26:28feel free to come by my office
00:26:30the door's always open
00:26:31how much money did her dad give you?
00:26:34uh
00:26:36$147,347
00:26:37and
00:26:38no be quiet
00:26:39you demon child
00:26:40uh
00:26:42on a second though
00:26:43why don't you um
00:26:43help me clean up here
00:26:45my star students
00:26:46thank you
00:26:49what the fuck was that?
00:26:52whoa
00:26:54did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55yeah he was freaking out
00:26:57how did you know all that stuff though?
00:26:59well i told you i can see the future
00:27:01so
00:27:02right
00:27:03it's no big deal
00:27:04yeah
00:27:06so tell me
00:27:09what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11well i have to study for the science test
00:27:13oh yeah
00:27:15what's that one again?
00:27:16uh anatomy
00:27:17it's the study of the
00:27:18human body
00:27:20yeah
00:27:22you want to do it at my place?
00:27:24my parents aren't home
00:27:25your place?
00:27:27like a
00:27:30like us
00:27:31together
00:27:32you're
00:27:32alone?
00:27:33yeah
00:27:35let's go professor
00:27:36i promise to be a good boy
00:27:38okay
00:27:41okay
00:28:10Hehehe
00:28:53Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four.
00:29:02Actors abdominis.
00:29:04What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:12All right, please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19All right.
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:27Bicep brachii.
00:29:34Pectalis major.
00:29:40Pectis abdominis gloriae amen.
00:29:44Is that the name?
00:29:46The name is that long?
00:29:47No, no, no.
00:29:48You forgot about that part.
00:29:49It's not important.
00:29:52Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:54He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:24Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:32No.
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapeziobusias.
00:30:38Where?
00:30:38Oh my.
00:30:45Um, brachialis.
00:30:55You're that cheating.
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:31:19You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:23close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:36Bad girl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:42So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me.
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god!
00:32:02Oh no!
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:06I don't mean you're crazy.
00:32:09I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:25That's my dad!
00:32:26No!
00:32:26My dad's right!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28Oh my god!
00:32:29Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:32:30Okay!
00:32:32Yeah, just a second!
00:32:39Okay!
00:32:50Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:51She's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:54Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:00Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is unimportant.
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family.
00:33:10At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what?
00:33:32Never mind.
00:33:32Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:47Connor, wait!
00:33:47Just please talk to him.
00:33:49You can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son, alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait.
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:26I hope everything's okay.
00:34:28Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:33But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:41And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:54You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help,
00:35:17but you don't know him like I do, you know?
00:35:21I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:23I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:34Wait, before you guys go,
00:35:36I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:39for Mia's prom clean campaign.
00:35:42So come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:56Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:02Come to the party.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:04Yes.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:06That's my dad.
00:36:07Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:08Wait, no.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:12Just trust me.
00:36:14Come on, Connor.
00:36:15Talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:19Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:26but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:31I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:40No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:42You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:44Pride has to be earned.
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:50You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:36:59I don't.
00:37:01Got it.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking to
00:37:25me now?
00:37:25Because you're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:32So can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Hey, enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:39Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Mia, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:51I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:37:55Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:00The invite's still open.
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:05Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:14All right, let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:27CopCon!
00:38:27What a surprise!
00:38:30I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:34I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:38Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:43But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:46Hey.
00:38:49She's going to break your heart.
00:38:50And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:39:02I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:03No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:04You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:13Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:39:15Oh, shit.
00:39:18Cap's here.
00:39:19Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:22You mind if it brought us?
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy, misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:31Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:39All right.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41Go to the party you get to.
00:39:44Fine.
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:50You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:39:57walking away together.
00:39:59Rit.
00:40:02Rit.
00:40:03Ew.
00:40:03You know, that walking steroid, he's not even close to my type.
00:40:08So, who is?
00:40:12You are.
00:40:17You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:37She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:40You should come.
00:40:40My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:44I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:47High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:50Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:56You could probably borrow that, if you're into that, if you weren't at once.
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:03Or not.
00:41:04I mean, if you're into it.
00:41:07Really?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:13Right?
00:41:14Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah.
00:41:16Cool.
00:41:17Go away the way.
00:41:17Okay.
00:41:20Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:24Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:29Should I?
00:41:41Yeah.
00:41:44Look.
00:41:50Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:54You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to
00:41:58be famous.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:02No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:12Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:28Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:34I actually have no idea.
00:42:40Hey, ConCon and Sasquatch.
00:42:44I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:48And I brought party favors.
00:42:51Everyone's already done.
00:42:52We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:20I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse silence.
00:43:25Oh, on page four, there's a great polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth
00:43:30grade.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:31Page four.
00:43:33She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:39Hey.
00:43:41I like your pigtails.
00:43:43And everybody had Briggs' mirror.
00:43:47This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:52Actually, it does.
00:43:56Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:43:59Um, yeah.
00:44:00That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:01Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:07See page seven.
00:44:08As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:11Are you blind?
00:44:12She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:16You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:21But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:29So go ahead.
00:44:31Read away.
00:44:32I have nothing to hide.
00:44:33Unlike you.
00:44:34If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:38You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:40What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:48I...
00:44:48Nobody knows about that.
00:44:50Just wait till Facebook.
00:44:52Facebook what?
00:44:53Okay, English much?
00:44:55You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all, but the only one getting exposed today
00:45:00is you.
00:45:10What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:12Your couch potato cake.
00:45:14Yeah, show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:18That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:20My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:22And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:24Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:25Hey, you're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:28And you know what?
00:45:29It's okay.
00:45:29I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:35Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, okay?
00:45:42High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:45:45Flam it while you've got it.
00:46:06Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:09Yes, Mia.
00:46:11Okay, Mia.
00:46:12Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:14Wow.
00:46:15Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:19FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:21You will never live like us.
00:46:24No, I want to live better.
00:46:26How about a game of truth right there?
00:46:29I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:35High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:38Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:43Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:45Anyone can do that.
00:46:46I can do it.
00:46:47And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:00Fine.
00:47:01Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jess.
00:47:08Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:18Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:39Oh, my wrist.
00:47:40I think I sprained it.
00:47:42Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:44Hey, Mia.
00:47:45Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:47She needs help.
00:47:48Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:51Now.
00:47:52Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:47:55You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:47:57Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:03Mia, I've always...
00:48:05Mia, hey.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Hey, Mia.
00:48:09You okay?
00:48:09Yeah.
00:48:10Yeah.
00:48:12Yeah.
00:48:13What happened?
00:48:15Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:18I was trying to recycle.
00:48:21How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:26I didn't see that coming.
00:48:30Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:34Hey, party's over.
00:48:35Everyone out!
00:48:36You heard him.
00:48:37Go.
00:48:38Get out.
00:48:38Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:39Vote Mia.
00:48:40Vote Mia.
00:48:40I got you.
00:48:42Come on.
00:48:43Let's go.
00:48:51Okay.
00:48:55For saving my life.
00:48:57I'm just glad you're okay.
00:48:59For the record,
00:49:01you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:10What's wrong?
00:49:11Jess never gets better.
00:49:14Better at what?
00:49:16Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:19And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:24I would never date Jessica.
00:49:26Connor.
00:49:27Seriously.
00:49:28Stop.
00:49:31Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:35You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:38She...
00:49:39I know.
00:49:39She's a genius.
00:49:41You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:42It's really cool.
00:49:44Get some rest.
00:49:46I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:48Connor?
00:49:49Can you stay with me?
00:50:09You're the genius, Dummy.
00:50:12I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:14I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:43you have a beautiful voice you scared me god no I don't I like to sing when I'm
00:50:55busy or bored so it's never around anyone which is good just anyone what is
00:51:06all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the
00:51:13graduating class you want to help me rap Mia this is amazing no one else would do
00:51:22this for their class
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you not yet anyway
00:51:35so hey ball girl what's future me like don't tell me I'm a dipshit no you're not don't even look
00:51:45I know
00:51:45you're not you're you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:51:59you're pretty perfect
00:52:05no wonder I was in love
00:52:14hold up who did you say you're in love with no one I meant that I was in love with
00:52:24being from the future because now I know all of these it's awesome yeah so so who do I get
00:52:34married to
00:52:37Jessica Alba so you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:45okay you know I can actually read the future also really you know what I see in our future
00:52:57will you come to my basketball finals I'd love to
00:53:03question are you gonna invite your dad I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:12he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:14wait wait
00:53:19Connor your dad
00:53:20enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:40everyone's gonna love these man that's when you crazy votes sure but I also just wanted to do
00:53:50something nice because in a few months we will all go our separate ways and who
00:53:57knows what will happen then
00:54:03graduate in style besties
00:54:06oh you're too late Butterface the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:54:28so you're buying votes now me no I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve but I'm sure
00:54:39they'll like you're a goodwill hand-me-downs too besties you don't even know their names
00:54:49of course I do well the hot ones the rest are freaks not people but hey money talks right
00:54:58even to losers with social rabies
00:55:02well come on now let's see what you got
00:55:13look trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:18thank you
00:55:18I got some Gucci earrings
00:55:28at least my gifts mean something
00:55:30um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen but you can't because you're a nobody
00:55:38Mia
00:55:39do you want to try saying that again
00:55:41relax Jack Bauer
00:55:43brutal honesty is an act of love and I love all my subjects
00:55:50even you
00:55:51look
00:56:10OMG your twin
00:56:21Marge Simpson hair pancake face Kool-Aid body I mean it's perfect
00:56:27oh and con con here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:34I don't want anything from you
00:56:37not even a brand new limited edition PS2
00:56:46no matter what I do this always gets your way prom queen Connor what am I even doing here
00:56:55bribes aren't my thing
00:56:57maybe you should ask principal Davis though he might be down
00:57:02hey
00:57:03hey
00:57:03Mia wait
00:57:04hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:07they're special
00:57:08not because they're expensive or fancy but because they're from you
00:57:11no no
00:57:12no they're stupid
00:57:14and she
00:57:15she won this one
00:57:16so let's just go
00:57:17just trust me
00:57:20they're gonna love them
00:57:21hey you guys
00:57:23Mia has gifts for all of you
00:57:24and you're gonna love them
00:57:29shhh
00:57:30hee-hee
00:57:32hee-hee
00:57:35hee-hee
00:57:37hee-hee
00:57:39hmmer
00:57:42treats
00:57:44here
00:57:45what's yours
00:57:54So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when they're the real world, you'll remember
00:58:04them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:19But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:24You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:42Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:54Be Jordan.
00:58:57Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:05Just wait a few years.
00:59:07You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:10And you deserve it.
00:59:17Everybody shut up!
00:59:19Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:23Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:25I got one for you too.
00:59:32You trash, cheese, pies!
00:59:35Fip...
00:59:36Fuck!
00:59:37OK, alright fine, you just keep your acas!
00:59:50Hey, this one's for you.
01:00:01Yeah, I...
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:09This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:12How did you find...
01:00:14Magic 8-Ball, you remember?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:19It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:22Do everything with your dad.
01:00:24While you can.
01:00:27You'll never get this time back.
01:00:32Yeah, thank you.
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:37Hey, no.
01:00:38Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:40Promise me that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:44That's all I want.
01:00:56For you, I'll do it.
01:01:03Congrats.
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:11It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:16Hey, everyone.
01:01:19Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:22Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:36I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:04We're taking a stand.
01:02:06We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:10No plastics for prom!
01:02:12No plastics for prom!
01:02:14You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:17Worshipped?
01:02:21They were terrified of you.
01:02:22It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:25But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:30Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:40Attention, everyone!
01:02:43America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:08Come on, Mia!
01:03:10We're all waiting!
01:03:13Hey!
01:03:15Hey, yes, you can.
01:03:17Show them all what you can do.
01:03:20All of them.
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:27Just don't look at them.
01:03:29Look at me.
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:33Get your camcorder away.
01:03:34This is going to be legendary.
01:03:38I believe in you.
01:03:44High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:48Live your Beyonce friends.
01:03:54Hi, everyone.
01:03:57Please rise.
01:04:19Just look at me.
01:04:28Oh, say, can you see
01:04:34By the dawn's early light
01:04:40What so proudly we hailed
01:04:46At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:51Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:04:57Through the perilous fight
01:05:02O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:06Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:11And the rocket's red glare
01:05:16The bombs bursting in air
01:05:21Gave proof through the night
01:05:26That our flag was still there
01:05:31Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:43O'er the land of the free
01:05:49And the home of the brave
01:06:14And the home of the brave
01:06:35If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:37Yeah
01:06:38Plus I like kissing you
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:43I just thought I'm really
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad
01:06:56What is he doing here?
01:06:57He never comes to my games
01:06:58What if I fuck up?
01:07:00Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine
01:07:04This is the big game
01:07:06Yeah
01:07:07This is the only game he cares about
01:07:09Hey, look at me
01:07:11I already know what happens
01:07:12Remember?
01:07:15Listen
01:07:15In the last moment
01:07:17Take that three-pointer
01:07:19It'll seem impossible
01:07:21But trust me
01:07:26I trust you
01:07:29And here we go, everyone
01:07:31The big championship game
01:07:32The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:35For the big one
01:07:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:37Let's begin
01:08:05And ten seconds left
01:08:07The home team is down
01:08:08Down two points
01:08:09And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:26He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer
01:08:28And there he goes
01:08:32Yes, he scores
01:08:34The Fairfield Lions
01:08:3649-48
01:08:38And they win the game
01:08:48Let's go
01:08:51First an A and now this
01:08:56Expect me at all your college games
01:08:59Con
01:09:00Really?
01:09:01Really
01:09:03I'm sorry for missing out on this
01:09:07And on you
01:09:12I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:14Looks like you've got a fan
01:09:17Who feels the same
01:09:19Congratulations
01:09:20Yeah
01:09:24You were right about everything
01:09:27Am I being pumped?
01:09:30That pipply mouthweather isn't going to steal ConCon
01:09:33And my crown
01:09:35We will take her down
01:09:37We will take her down
01:09:37We'll dance
01:09:37For good
01:09:39I won because of you
01:09:40No, no
01:09:41You won because of you
01:09:42I just gave you a little hint
01:09:45But I do accept payment
01:09:47And kisses
01:09:50I can do a lot better than that
01:10:03Wait
01:10:05Should we be doing this?
01:10:07I mean, what about your crush
01:10:09The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:11It's you, Mia
01:10:13It always has been
01:10:18Holy circus
01:10:35I mean, what about your crush?
01:11:07Good morning, beautiful
01:11:11You're staring again
01:11:14Five more minutes
01:11:17You're kind of distracting
01:11:21Should we just ditch school
01:11:22And do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test
01:11:26This was your chem test
01:11:30And you passed
01:11:31With fine colors
01:11:33Oh
01:11:38Okay, say we do
01:11:41Skip class
01:11:43And what about
01:11:45Brown tonight?
01:11:47Hmm?
01:11:48Oh, you still wanted to go to
01:11:49I figured I would just ask my crush
01:11:54You're never going to let that go
01:11:58Stupid
01:11:59It's
01:12:00It's just that
01:12:01You're the valedictorian
01:12:03How did you not figure out
01:12:05That I've liked you
01:12:05Since ninth grade?
01:12:08Because I looked like
01:12:10Chewbacca back then
01:12:11What?
01:12:12Yeah
01:12:13I actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:16And those
01:12:18Striped turtlenecks
01:12:19No, you didn't
01:12:20No, you didn't
01:12:21It's so hot
01:12:25Okay, so
01:12:28Hurry up and ask me now
01:12:30Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:31Yes, please
01:12:32Oh, I gotta do it properly
01:12:37Mia Watkins
01:12:40Will you
01:12:47Will you officially
01:12:48Be my prom date
01:12:51And my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you
01:12:56And I will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:05Come on
01:13:06Let's go win that crown
01:13:08Five more minutes
01:13:09You said
01:13:10I am going to give you
01:13:16The perfect Princess Diaries moment
01:13:20Jess will not be able to sabotage your night
01:13:23Oh, she's going to
01:13:25I don't know
01:13:28You want to bake at the game
01:13:30Maybe she's given up
01:13:34No
01:13:37She won't
01:13:41I know she won't
01:13:42Because
01:13:44I've lived it
01:13:47I'm sorry
01:13:48Say again
01:13:50Okay
01:13:52This is going to sound insane
01:13:53Chris, but you're my best friend
01:13:55So I have to tell you the truth
01:13:57I
01:14:01I'm from
01:14:03The future
01:14:11Okay
01:14:13Yeah, the future
01:14:14Cool
01:14:15Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to like call my parents
01:14:18Or the cops
01:14:19Or
01:14:21An exorcist?
01:14:21No
01:14:22No, you're not
01:14:24Mia, you're not crazy
01:14:25And you're not a liar
01:14:28If you say you're from the future
01:14:31I believe you
01:14:37Okay, okay
01:14:38That'd be the future scoop
01:14:39How does law stand?
01:14:41Oh, and was I right about Lance Pass?
01:14:43Okay, um
01:14:44They got off the island
01:14:45And Lance does come out
01:14:47And they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:49And they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:49Wow
01:14:50The future's violent
01:14:52You have no idea
01:14:53But
01:14:54This dance could change my life
01:14:57Actually
01:14:58So will you help me
01:15:00Come in
01:15:05But before we close the hell mouth
01:15:07That is Jess
01:15:08Okay
01:15:10Let's go
01:15:37You look like a queen
01:15:40Thanks
01:15:42Hopefully I'll look
01:15:57Welcome
01:15:58Students
01:15:59To this year's
01:16:012006
01:16:02Senior prom
01:16:08You have one hour left
01:16:10To vote
01:16:11For this year's
01:16:12Prom king
01:16:12And prom queen
01:16:15Yay
01:16:18Ready to go back
01:16:20To being a troll
01:16:21Ready to need therapy
01:16:22After I win
01:16:24We're going down
01:16:25Watkins
01:16:26Bring it on
01:16:27Jessica
01:16:39Oh my god
01:16:40You look so good
01:16:43Black is definitely
01:16:44You're colored
01:16:44Oh, thanks
01:16:45FYI
01:16:46This is your last chance
01:16:47To make the right choice
01:16:51Oh my god
01:16:52Give it up, Jessica
01:16:54I don't
01:16:55I want Mia
01:16:57But I want you
01:16:59We are perfect together
01:17:00Why would you date
01:17:02A dishrag
01:17:03When you can have an icon
01:17:05Oh, shut up and look hot
01:17:07Concon
01:17:08Think about your future
01:17:11My life is going to be amazing
01:17:15It could be
01:17:17If you worked on yourself
01:17:19And stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:22You can be better than this
01:17:24Just
01:17:29I know
01:17:30You didn't want this before
01:17:31But
01:17:32Open it
01:17:38Just
01:17:43Hey
01:17:44Don't
01:17:44Do what you're planning
01:17:46To do tonight
01:17:46Okay
01:17:48It could save your future
01:17:50If you don't
01:17:57I'm not planning
01:17:58On doing anything
01:17:59Other than winning
01:18:11I tried
01:18:13Principal Davis
01:18:14There are kids doing drugs
01:18:16In the bathroom
01:18:17I think it's crack cane
01:18:20I don't know
01:18:21But
01:18:22Just
01:18:22Go
01:18:22Get them
01:18:24Hurry
01:18:24They are dying
01:18:47Everyone
01:18:47It is time to count the votes
01:18:49For this year's prom queen
01:18:53Let's welcome our prom queen finalists
01:18:56To the stage
01:18:57Neal Watkins
01:18:58And Jessica Hart
01:19:02And as expected
01:19:04Give it up for your prom king
01:19:06Basketball all star
01:19:08Connor Oliver
01:19:28While I finish counting the votes
01:19:30Let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:34Let's start
01:19:35Let's start
01:19:36With Jessica Hart
01:19:39I would like to thank
01:19:40All of my diehard fans
01:19:43Who voted for me
01:19:44The last four years
01:19:45I'm so excited
01:19:47I'm so excited
01:19:47To leave high school
01:19:49And represent
01:19:50Hot
01:19:51Popular
01:19:51Rich people
01:19:52Everywhere
01:19:58Hi
01:20:00I shouldn't be here
01:20:04That's what I told myself
01:20:06The past four years
01:20:07I wasn't good enough
01:20:11I wasn't pretty enough
01:20:12I wasn't strong enough
01:20:16But I'm here now
01:20:20And I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:23The misfits
01:20:24The outcasts
01:20:26Anyone who's ever felt
01:20:28Alone
01:20:31You're not
01:20:35Thank you
01:20:44Alright ladies and gentlemen
01:20:46The votes are in
01:20:47Looks like we have a winner
01:20:55And
01:20:57Your 2006 prom queen
01:21:00Winner is
01:21:05Jessica Hart
01:21:12I'm so sorry
01:21:13It's okay
01:21:14This is your moment
01:21:16You earned it
01:21:17I knew you guys wouldn't let me
01:21:23Hear the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:29Smile king
01:21:29It's for the yearbook
01:21:35You were right
01:21:37You saw it all
01:21:41And you believe to me
01:21:45Out of the way freak
01:21:47This is for royalty only
01:21:49Oh shut it
01:21:519021 ho
01:21:53Mia has something to say
01:21:55I warned you
01:22:05Mia?
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:08Mia Watkins?
01:22:08They're all for Mia
01:22:09And I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:11What?
01:22:13No
01:22:14These are fake
01:22:15Principal Davis
01:22:16This is a set up
01:22:18Mia
01:22:19Is this true?
01:22:21No
01:22:21No
01:22:22Actually
01:22:24Jessica lied
01:22:25Bribed
01:22:26And cheated her way to the crown
01:22:28Okay
01:22:29Mia
01:22:30Mia actually cares about this class
01:22:33It's no wonder that she won
01:22:34Fairly
01:22:36But don't take it from me
01:22:39Let's see
01:22:40Show of hands
01:22:40Who voted for Mia?
01:22:47Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:52They actually voted for me
01:22:55I never doubted that
01:22:57Or you
01:23:06High school bucket list
01:23:07Item number 15
01:23:09Embrace your inner crown
01:23:13The crown is mine
01:23:15I'm the popular one
01:23:16I'm hot
01:23:18And I'm skinny
01:23:19And I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:20What more do you people want?
01:23:26Ah
01:23:40Jessica
01:23:41First you cheated
01:23:42Now you could have killed someone
01:23:44This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:46Security
01:23:47No
01:23:48No
01:23:49It was Mia
01:23:50She
01:23:51She knows things
01:23:52She's like a psychic
01:23:54Or a witch
01:23:54Or something
01:23:55I swear
01:23:55Bye bye
01:23:56Do you like them, Bo?
01:23:58No!
01:24:01No!
01:24:02Ah!
01:24:02Ah!
01:24:03Ah!
01:24:04Ah!
01:24:04Ah!
01:24:06Ah!
01:24:07Ah!
01:24:08She's so risky
01:24:11That's not what Mia
01:24:11Tell me
01:24:12You'll get it in a few years
01:24:13No!
01:24:14NO!
01:24:14No!
01:24:14This isn't right!
01:24:16Ah!
01:24:17Ah!
01:24:17Ah!
01:24:17Ah!
01:24:18You suck!
01:24:19Ah!
01:24:20Ah!
01:24:22Ah!
01:24:23Ah!
01:24:23Ah!
01:24:27Here, take this.
01:24:30No, I can't take that.
01:24:32Yes, I want you to.
01:24:35Clearly no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:41You time traveling nerd.
01:24:44Here.
01:24:58Mia, hey, Mia.
01:25:01What?
01:25:03You okay?
01:25:05I'm okay.
01:25:06What happened?
01:25:15You tricked and fell.
01:25:17You alright?
01:25:19Yes.
01:25:25Where's Jessica?
01:25:27Jessica?
01:25:29Jessica?
01:25:30Jessica Hart?
01:25:31I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:34Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:37I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:43Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:50But that's all in the past.
01:25:53I want to focus on the future.
01:25:56You know Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:04You were the cutest glasses wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:13And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:23I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:31You know Watkins?
01:26:36Will you marry me?
01:26:38Hurry up and say yes.
01:26:39I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:42Yeah.
01:26:43Of course.
01:26:50I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:53You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:26:55You didn't see this coming?
01:26:56Yeah.
01:26:57I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:58I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:58Us getting engaged?
01:27:00No.
01:27:01Not in a million years.
01:27:04But hey, I guess some things you never see coming.
01:27:10I always knew.
01:27:12And Jeff.
01:27:14We're good at you.
01:27:17We're good at you.
01:27:20Let's get started.
01:27:23Now let's get started.
01:27:25And no one.
01:27:28Makes me feel like you do.
01:27:31And no one.
01:27:33Sets my body on fire.
01:27:36No one.
01:27:38Gives me shivers like you
01:27:42Oh, no one does it, baby
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