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01:00You're my, my, my, my
01:05You're the way you're talking
01:07Baby, you're so cool
01:09I'll do anything for you
01:22You're my, my, my, my, my, my, my
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down
02:24Thank you
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should, um, finish up packing
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:35Uh, they'll dissolve in about a week
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:40No, never
02:42No matter how many Kegels
02:59Can you believe this?
03:02I'm going home with a baby
03:03Going home with Brody
03:07Bodie
03:07Bodie
03:08B-O-D-H-I
03:10Bodie
03:11Bodie
03:11Sorry, I thought it was Brody
03:15It's kind of crazy
03:16They just let you leave with him
03:18Yeah
03:18Newborn human being
03:19No instruction manual
03:21You'll be surprised how natural
03:23It'll all come to you
03:24Did it for you
03:26When you had me
03:27Oh, yeah
03:28Like riding a bike
03:33Last night
03:34I had this
03:35Super vivid dream
03:36That dad was there
03:38While I was giving birth
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle
03:47Mm-hmm
04:06I'll check in right after my shift
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine
04:17You got this
04:40You got this
04:43Okay
04:52Hi
04:53Hi, Bodie
04:55He's so cute
04:58He's so cute
04:59So cute
04:59Just so
05:00He's so tiny
05:02Tiny
05:03Oh, my God
05:03He's so beautiful
05:04Hey
05:05So precious
05:06Oh, what a miracle
05:08Oh, miracle
05:12He's just
05:13He's so
05:14Handsome
05:14Handsome
05:15Exactly
05:16And adorable
05:17And adorable
05:20He's probably hungry
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours
05:24I so wish I could
05:25I mean, wouldn't it be amazing
05:26If we could just snack around the clock
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you
05:30And every time you speak
05:31You're making him weirder
05:32Mm-hmm
05:35Okay
05:46Okay
05:49Okay
05:49Okay
05:54Okay.
06:01Please don't ask me why.
06:05I think you knew the answer when you went to kiss my hand.
06:14Maybe there's something wrong with him.
06:16There's nothing wrong with him.
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician.
06:21I examine a child.
06:22There's nothing wrong with me as a colleague.
06:24Oh, I'm doing really well.
06:27Thanks.
06:28I look after myself.
06:30Thanks.
06:30I don't need ya.
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well.
06:38Thanks.
06:39I do not need your help.
06:41Thanks.
06:42Don't need it.
06:45I'm hungry.
06:47Do some squats as you're holding it.
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic.
06:52Just deep knee squats.
06:53Up and down.
06:54Up and down.
06:54Just do it while we're talking.
06:57It's like sun again.
06:59You've got to look him not at all.
07:02I see better on your butt and fall.
07:06I do it in my bed.
07:08Oh, what must you think of me?
07:10Please don't tell him what you see.
07:13I try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper.
07:15Kind of lift his cheeks up just to make sure that I got it off.
07:20Are you okay?
07:22Are you alright?
07:24I'm great.
07:25Yeah.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Aww.
07:28Please don't ask me how I am.
07:32I think you knew me off to where you went.
07:36It's fine.
07:40Oh, my God.
07:42Baby Bonnie.
07:44Aww.
07:45He's just perfect.
07:47I don't know what else to say.
07:49He's perfect.
07:50No.
07:52Can't even remember life without him.
07:56Aww.
07:57And you're feeling okay?
08:00No.
08:01My tits are becoming a bit otherworldly.
08:05The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy,
08:08so I no longer have to ice my crotch.
08:10So that's nice.
08:12And I got a little something going with mood swings,
08:15which could either be postpartum or self-awareness.
08:21Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this.
08:29Margo.
08:30Shh.
08:31I am.
08:35I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you,
08:40you know?
08:40They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful and,
08:46you know,
08:47which,
08:47and it is.
08:49It, it, it totally is.
08:53But...
08:54But what?
08:57I mean,
08:58he just, he refuses.
09:00He refuses to get a good latch.
09:04My nipples are so sore.
09:08And after he's done with them,
09:09they don't even look like nipples.
09:11They're like,
09:12more like,
09:12like,
09:13like squeezed toothpaste tubes.
09:15And my areola is all white and,
09:21and pinched.
09:22And,
09:22I mean,
09:23he's probably cutting off my blood supply,
09:25so...
09:26And,
09:27he just spits them out with such vicious contempt.
09:33And he makes this awful clicking noise.
09:37It's like...
09:44I'm sorry,
09:45but the fucking little thing won't shut up.
09:48I mean,
09:49the least prohibits us from getting a dog.
09:51Having a screaming baby.
09:53I think we need to extend a little more patience.
09:55Please.
09:56She could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip professor.
10:05It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
10:13And why shouldn't they?
10:15She made the world's dumbest decision.
10:20Meanwhile,
10:21Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day,
10:24as if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-ooze,
10:29meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
10:33What will the apex of his cuteness be?
10:38The jury is out.
10:51James!
10:53Hey, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth,
10:56your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
10:59Over and over.
11:00Ha!
11:01So, um, big, big reminder on the importance of routine and support groups.
11:08I can't overstate that.
11:10And I-I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade,
11:15it's the quiet that you gotta watch out for.
11:18Yeah.
11:19You got somebody picking you up?
11:21Uber.
11:22You have Uber in New Mexico?
11:24Ha!
11:24Yeah.
11:26Uh...
11:29Everything good?
11:32Uh...
11:33Little...
11:33Little development.
11:35Like a...
11:35A bump development?
11:37Something you need to see a counselor over?
11:43No.
11:45No.
11:49Fuck.
11:53Teaching your baby to breastfeed can be tricky,
11:56but these strategies can help.
11:59Hunter baby, tummy to tummy,
12:02pull the tummy back.
12:03Honey?
12:03You got it?
12:04You got it?
12:06You got it?
12:06You got it?
12:07Like a fish.
12:09Fuck!
12:12Keep it down in there!
12:14Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop I would?
12:19What do you want me to do?
12:21Go outside?
12:23Fuck you!
12:26I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
12:29I have a midterm in biochem,
12:31and I know you will never understand
12:32what this night of sleep might cost me.
12:34You will never get it,
12:35so if you can't make it,
12:36shut up!
12:36Can you take him outside?
12:38Outside?
12:39Hey, come on, guys.
12:40It is 2 a.m.,
12:41and you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
12:44It's not all about you or your baby.
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:48I am not clueless!
12:50I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy!
12:56That is your baby!
12:57Your responsibility!
12:58My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam!
13:02Okay!
13:02Yeah.
13:03I'll leave!
13:04That's what you want?
13:06I will leave!
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes!
13:16Because now I'll be able to sleep!
13:17I am ready!
13:21I'm out of with space!
13:30Sorry!
13:33You happy now?
13:36You happy?
13:36Yes!
13:37You happy now!
13:39Yes!
13:40Yes!
14:19Hi.
14:21Hey, Mom.
14:22What's the matter?
14:24Nothing's the matter. Everything's fine.
14:27What's the matter?
14:32I don't think I'm gonna make it.
14:35Don't be ridiculous. You're a mother. Mothers make it. You got this.
14:39God, why does everybody say that? You got this.
14:43The thing is you don't have a choice.
14:48I need to go back to work to make some money.
14:50Which means I need a babysitter.
14:53Which I can't afford.
14:57Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask.
15:02Mom?
15:13You got this.
15:41Oh, fuck.
16:05Hey, Jinx.
16:07Yes.
16:09Hey.
16:11What's up?
16:13All right.
16:16How do you know Boomer?
16:18Oh, he knows me.
16:20I used to wrestle, so.
16:22Oh.
16:23I never could get into that stuff.
16:25It's kind of stupid.
16:27No offense.
16:28No, none taken.
16:30It's a bad job.
16:31Don't do it.
16:32Okay.
16:35Hey, so is that his case?
16:37Are you sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
16:38Mm-hmm.
16:40It looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
16:43You headed home?
16:45Yeah.
16:46Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
16:48Got some things to sort.
16:50Mm.
16:52Well, must be nice for them.
16:54Having a famous parent and all.
16:56Mm-hmm.
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:57It is a very special sort of relationship.
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:02Holy Spirit.
17:04Yeah.
17:05I heard a great center from my skin.
17:09Oh, he-
17:11I can't.
17:12Oh.
17:31Hey, boss is leaving a hot shot.
17:33Thank you. Thank you very kindly.
17:54Hey, excuse me, sir.
17:57I've got a championship belt in here.
18:00Could use a good home.
18:01I could autograph it for you.
18:02I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
18:04But I got to walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
18:07How would you like to do a little business with Jinx?
18:11What?
18:21No time!
18:24Make the price for Mexico!
18:29No time!
18:38Kiss me!
18:40It's all right!
18:41I keep trying to tell you he doesn't...
18:43He doesn't like me.
18:45It's just the colic, not you.
18:46Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
18:51See, you see?
18:53He's just picking up on your attention.
18:56He does it with me, too.
18:58There you go.
19:00There you go.
19:01Shh.
19:03There you go.
19:05So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
19:11Be good for Grandma.
19:13No, you have to put those in the fridge.
19:15It just seems so schemey handling your milk.
19:18You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
19:20I tried.
19:22Was it the implants?
19:25No, I got some kind of infection.
19:30Have you talked to Dad?
19:31Why would I?
19:33Well, I haven't. Not that I do.
19:35I just would have thought,
19:36I'm getting a bad feeling.
19:38Like, maybe something happened to him.
19:40What if he's dead?
19:41Oh, God.
19:42He's not dead.
19:43He's just whatever the fuck.
19:47Oh, hey.
19:47You got something.
19:49There.
19:50Stop.
19:52Kenny wants to meet you.
19:55I've already met him.
19:56Only in passing.
19:58And, you know, he, like, wants to meet you
20:01and get to know you.
20:03Why?
20:05I don't know.
20:07What, like a formal interview process?
20:10Could be.
20:12Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
20:15You bet your ass I would.
20:17What?
20:17Why?
20:20Because he's everything I'm not.
20:24Well, he's also cheap.
20:26You really think he's gonna let you spend $400 a month
20:28on face cream?
20:29He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
20:32Do you love him?
20:35I do.
20:37Liar.
20:38I do!
20:40And I admire him.
20:42Mom.
20:42He's hardly your type.
20:43Yeah, well.
20:44I am finished waiting for my type.
20:46I don't even want my type.
20:48My type is the worst possible thing for me.
20:50So, um, when are you free?
20:54And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
20:56That's not me.
20:57And we'll go to dinner.
20:59Can't I just bring Bodhi?
21:04Oh, my fucking God.
21:07You haven't told him about the baby.
21:09Okay.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:12I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
21:14I knew you were gonna be this way.
21:15I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
21:19God.
21:20Unbelievable!
21:24Unbelievable yourself!
21:25I'm gonna go out!
21:26I'm gonna go out!
21:55Oh, my God.
21:58Oh, my God.
22:00Good to see you.
22:05Oh, my God.
22:11That's great.
22:14Let it go back tonight.
22:22Babe, you have a visitor outside.
22:33All right.
22:35Mom!
22:36I can't. He won't. Stop crying.
22:39And I just... I just can't.
22:40So you brought him here?
22:41I tried calling. You wouldn't pick up.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:46I'm not meant to be a grandmother.
22:47Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother.
22:49Fucker! Fucker! Fucker!
22:51Mom, it's okay.
22:52No, it is not okay. Don't you think I know that?
22:55Even he knows that.
22:56I wish I could be a better person, but I'm not.
23:00And his crying nonstop, that is exactly what he is trying to say.
23:04And I will not be judged. Not by him or anyone else.
23:10Look at him. Look at him.
23:12He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him.
23:15Just to make me feel worse about myself.
23:19Mom, it'll be okay.
23:40I am an awful grandmother.
23:45You're not.
23:47Oh, stop being nice. You're being mercy nice. I will not be pitied.
23:51I'm just terrible at everything except being pretty.
23:58And you excel at that.
24:00Brilliantly.
24:12I'm sorry I called him, motherfucker.
24:17You think he looks like me?
24:34I love you, Noodle.
24:35Love you.
24:38Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but...
24:44What?
24:46Okay, um, you're fired.
24:50What?
24:51I need someone I can count on.
24:53I'll solve the childcare thing.
24:54You won't.
24:56I won't?
24:57Honey, this is your life.
25:01Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it.
25:04We survive because of dedicated employees.
25:06Please.
25:06I need a job, Tess.
25:09And you're my friend.
25:11Yeah, and Zao's your friend that I'm saying now.
25:14When people work remotely from home all the time.
25:18Especially writers.
25:23I've been trying my best to keep it together.
25:28Light as a feather and stiff as a board.
25:32And lonely is right on.
25:33I got my sights on.
25:35That open door I could run.
25:38Or I could take home for the team.
25:41But this time tomorrow I won't be breathing.
25:44Believe me, I'll keep my little mouth shut.
25:48But I'm gonna be sorry.
25:50What's up?
25:54Nothing's wrong.
25:56In fact, it's a positive development.
25:58Of sorts.
26:00We wanted to let you know we found our own place.
26:03So we'll be moving out in a week.
26:05Just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates.
26:09Are you kidding me?
26:12Do you know about this?
26:13I just found out.
26:17A little notice might have been nice.
26:19It came up pretty quickly.
26:21And of course, we can still be friends in all of that.
26:26And...
26:26Okay.
26:46They say it's not about how you fall, but how you get back up.
26:57It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down.
27:07That's what character is.
27:08You pass the other guy's guts out.
27:10You turn them into goo.
27:14You turn them into goo!
27:34You turn them into goo.
27:40Professor.
27:42Come in.
27:51Mark, meet Bodhi.
27:53Bodhi, meet Mark.
27:56Well, this has become very real.
27:58Oh. He's super real.
28:02Though I would imagine
28:03are less interesting than if he were fictional.
28:12Ah.
28:15Hello, little guy.
28:18Wow.
28:19Margot.
28:21He's really beautiful, isn't he?
28:25I cannot afford a babysitter.
28:28Not being able to afford a babysitter
28:30makes it difficult to work.
28:32Hence, I lost my job.
28:35Two of my roommates just moved out,
28:37so my portion of the rent has now increased
28:40by over $1,000 per month.
28:43I would rather snorkel in my own vomit
28:45than come to you begging for money.
28:47So instead, I've come to demand it.
28:51I need $3,000.
28:55You're going to give it to me.
28:58Do you think I'm that liquid?
29:04You will give me $3,000.
29:29What did he say?
29:31I just left before he could respond.
29:33No.
29:35I just...
29:35I don't know.
29:36I started to feel sorry for him.
29:38And, you know, I could see his face start to contort
29:41and I didn't want to soften
29:42and for him to try to negotiate me down.
29:44I must say, I'm impressed.
29:46And where's Bodie?
29:47I thought you were bringing him.
29:48Susie's watching him.
29:49So, there.
29:50Progress on the babysitting front, too.
29:52Let's see.
29:53Progress all around.
29:54What are you wearing?
29:55Very nice.
29:57Hey.
29:59Oh, my God.
30:01Just looking at the menu.
30:02My mouth is flooding with saliva.
30:05Are we getting appetizers?
30:07Well, the thing about nursing.
30:09I'm constantly starved.
30:11Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat.
30:14And you're free to order whatever you like.
30:17No expense spared.
30:19We don't need an appetizer.
30:20Well, maybe you don't.
30:21You're about to order a margarita the size of your head.
30:24But I need one.
30:25You know I don't drink.
30:35Susan?
30:36Uh, no.
30:37Maybe it's the pediatrician's office?
30:39Just, um...
30:40Hold on.
30:41Order me nachos.
30:44Hello?
30:45This is Margot Millett.
30:47Speaking.
30:48Elizabeth Gable calling.
30:50Uh, Elizabeth?
30:51Gable, as in the mother.
30:53Or his.
30:54Uh, hello?
30:56I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands.
31:01What do you mean a meeting?
31:03A meeting where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement.
31:09Mark has given me your contacts.
31:11I will email you an address.
31:13This is a joke.
31:15A joke?
31:15You find extortion funny?
31:18I don't.
31:19I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow.
31:22It would be best.
31:27You okay?
31:29I'm fine.
31:31You don't look fine.
31:32Well, I am.
31:34So, mom says you're a big deal in the church.
31:38Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director.
31:42That's really cool.
31:43And they have really good programs like plays and stuff.
31:48Yeah.
31:49They even put on, uh...
31:51Rent.
31:52Rent.
31:52Rent.
31:53Yeah.
31:53We're much more liberal than we're given credit for.
31:56Mm-hmm.
31:56Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a
32:01baby out of wedlock.
32:05You know, most people these days, they just don't accept any consequences for, you know,
32:11their actions.
32:12A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape.
32:16They would have, um, you know, said, well, he was my professor.
32:19He should have done this or he shouldn't have done that.
32:21And, uh, my point is, is that we're all fallen creatures.
32:25The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost.
32:35Right.
32:36Yeah.
32:38See, I-I told you we would get along.
32:41Which is actually why I-I wanted to, uh, ask you to this dinner.
32:44Um, tonight.
32:47Um, I-I'd like to ask, uh, for your blessing, Margo.
32:52I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage.
32:55Uh.
32:58Uh.
32:59Oh.
32:59Yeah.
33:01Oh.
33:03Do we have, um, do we have your blessing?
33:05Uh.
33:06Yeah.
33:07Yeah.
33:08Of course.
33:08Okay.
33:12Hello.
33:13Hello.
33:14Hello.
33:17Cheyenne, you are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met.
33:21Yes!
33:22Yes!
33:22I said yes!
33:23You've got to let me bend each other.
33:27I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful, the strong to your delicate,
33:38the serious to your silly.
33:40Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
33:44Yes.
33:45Woo!
33:47Woo!
33:48Woo!
33:49Woo!
33:49Okay.
33:49Hey, everyone!
33:50Let's give a big Applebee's cheer to the happy customers!
33:53Oh!
33:54Woo!
33:56Woo!
33:58Woo!
33:59Woo!
34:00Woo!
34:01Woo!
34:02Woo!
34:02Woo!
34:05Woo!
34:10Woo!
34:15Woo!
34:34Woo!
34:34Woo!
34:35Woo!
34:35Woo!
34:38Woo!
34:39Woo!
34:39Woo!
34:40Woo!
34:41Woo!
34:43What?
34:46Look, I've never brought you into this part of my life, but now the girls are gone, I
34:50feel comfortable saying that I'm in cosplay.
34:55Very into it.
34:56I'm a cosplayer.
35:00Yeah.
35:01I figured.
35:03Anyway, if you ever want to model some looks, I think you'd be a natural.
35:07Oh, okay.
35:13Just think about it.
35:14I will.
35:16I promise.
35:29God, at this hour?
35:32What now?
35:34Seriously.
35:35What the fuck now?
35:38Oh.
35:48Dad.
35:51Hey, baby.
35:55I thought you might be dead.
35:59You got it swinging in my brain.
36:02Would it ever be the same?
36:06Yeah, I wish we both knew.
36:09Have I fucked enough of you?
36:12Cause you're angry that you ignore.
36:15They don't feel the tension draw.
36:18They don't have enough of you.
36:20They don't have enough of you.
36:21They don't have enough of you.
36:24They don't have enough of you.
36:34Is that what humans do?
36:44Cause you're angry that you ignore.
36:47They don't feel the tension draw.
36:50They don't have enough of you.
36:54They don't have enough of you.
36:55Is that what humans do?
36:59I wish he's washed off.
37:01Really introduce yourself.
37:02You
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