00:00A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet.
00:02The next day.
00:09But I can make you turn your hand over without touching it.
00:13Bet you can't.
00:14Turn it over.
00:20I don't get it.
00:22Mr. Jones, your test results came back. It's terminal.
00:25Awkward.
00:28What?
00:31Well, this doesn't explain anything.
00:34Phallic resemblance.
00:35Yellow.
00:39You cheated on me with my sister on our way.
00:42I know you are, but what am I?
00:44I love you. I love you so much.
00:47I want to spend the rest of my life making you smile like the first day we met.
00:52I'm yours forever.
00:53No, you're fat.
00:55Nice racked.
00:57Why do you get all the attention?
00:59You were an accident.
01:00Hey, a cactus.
01:02Give me all your money.
01:03Okay, don't shoot.
01:08Hey, little girl, you know what a period is?
01:11I have milk.
01:13Milk is on my head.
01:15Milk makes life 3D.
01:17I met a hot girl in the net.
01:20Apparently.
01:22Oh.
01:24Doctor, are my test results back?
01:25Please take a seat, John.
01:26I'm afraid it's bad news.
01:37Why would you do this?
01:39AHH!
01:43Fuck!
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