00:04Ah!
00:18Shit.
00:21My god! He stabbed her!
00:24Not her!
00:25My pronouns, are they them?
00:27He stabbed them!
00:30We beg!
00:34There's a serial killer on the loose.
00:36Hello, Tuesday.
00:38I have been preparing for this for years.
00:42Hello, mother.
00:44You look like shit.
00:48Should we hug?
00:49I really want to, but I'm a Republican now,
00:51so I'm supposed to be racist.
00:53Oh, girl, I think all white people are racist anyway.
00:55Come here.
00:56Okay.
00:57Oh!
01:00Right on top of me.
01:01Hey there.
01:01We heard tell of a Halloween party.
01:03We're here to drink.
01:04Play bad music.
01:05Do some half-gay shit.
01:06Hey!
01:07Why just half-gay?
01:08Yeah!
01:10I'm hungry!
01:13Oh!
01:15Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:17Oh!
01:19Oh!
01:20Stop smiling!
01:21Oh!
01:23Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh!
01:28Oh!
01:34Mom, Santa gave me a severed arm.
01:37Be sure to thank him.
01:40What the ?
01:41Cause we need a little controversy
01:44Cause it feels so empty without me.
01:47Somebody help!
01:49Help!
01:51Bitch, we on break.
01:53So you handle yours, I'll be right or here
01:57eatin' my falafel and my pork rinds, bitch.
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