00:00Are you sure it's safe to look at?
00:03Of course it is. I think.
00:19Commander, I am fully aware of the protocols.
00:22Maintain course and speed, and alert me when we are within sensor range.
00:27You spent ten minutes explaining the cardiovascular system to Nurse Johnson.
00:31Please put down the neurospanner! You're holding it backwards!
00:35Do you think her vena cava is prettier than mine?
00:38I don't even know what that means!
00:40Please don't vaporize my spleen!
00:42I am exhausted. I can't wait till Shoreleaf starts.
00:45Hey, when we get to the Starbase, let's go get some drinks at the lounge.
00:48That sounds great, but remember, if you see Serrano Jones, don't buy anything he's selling.
00:52Oh, and watch out for the Ferengi waiters. They can get a little handsy.
01:00It's over there! That way! I've never seen anything like it!
01:06Well, Captain. Fancy meeting you here.
01:09I was just getting off duty.
01:12So, I think you mentioned you had a bottle of vintage Sori and Brandy in your quarters with my name
01:17on it.
01:19What do you say we get to that personnel review we talked about?
01:28My species doesn't need exodermal armor plating.
01:32Besides, lugging around chitinous armor all day wouldn't exactly flatter me in this outfit, would it?
01:39Captain Koloth, I'm giving you one last chance to release the Enterprise.
01:45Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
01:50I'm never setting foot on a Genesis planet again.
01:53You read me?
01:58I guess I should have seen that coming.
02:05Yes, for the third time. My father knows I'm outside in this outfit, and no, he doesn't care.
02:10Why don't you go pester someone else's kids about the way they dress?
02:14Landing party to bridge. You are not going to believe the scale of this place.
02:19An entire alien city? And we didn't even know it.
02:28How do you figure it?
02:29First we're going to Vulcan, then we're going to Altair, then we're...
02:34We're headed to Vulcan again, now we're headed back to Altair.
02:38I think I'm going to get space sick.
02:42Well, Captain, it looks like you've been relieved of command, and I'm in the brig for contempt.
02:48Seeing as neither of us are going anywhere, why don't you lower the force field, and we'll...
02:53find a productive use of our downtime.
02:57We've searched the entire dig site, Captain, and there's no sign of any survivors.
03:01The contradictions in the atmospheric data are baffling.
03:04It's like they vanished, Captain.
03:07But if they're missing, then what's triggering our proximity sensors every ten minutes?
03:14I'm serious. The transporter room was a complete disaster after that away mission.
03:18I don't know how they expect us to keep the logs updated with that much chaos.
03:21Just another Tuesday on the frontier, I suppose.
03:24I've got three more pads for the captain to sign before I can even think about lunch.
03:33Come on, Amanda, you can do this.
03:36Just another 50 meters to go.
03:39Maybe I should have worn pants today.
03:42The turbolift access on this deck is out again!
03:44I swear those engineering girls are so obsessed with the warp core that they never fix the things we actually
03:49need.
03:49Well, don't just stand there. Follow me. We're taking the hard way.
03:55Lieutenant Phillips, survey log. This planet is so beautiful.
04:00Just a couple of degrees cooler, and this would be paradise.
04:03I've never seen bioluminescence quite like this. It's like walking through a living dream.
04:11You are the most bizarre-looking creature I've ever seen.
04:15What do you mean? What are you even supposed to be?
04:19What are you even supposed to be?
04:25I really hate plants.
04:45Hold on, Lieutenant. I'm almost there.
04:48Medical, moving up. Secure the perimeter.
04:51So, these were microbes that came from the ship, and have rapidly evolved into these...
04:59...things.
05:01Evolved or not, I don't like how they're moving towards me like that.
05:06And so then I said, Captain, it's not the size of the warp core that matters.
05:11It's how well you regulate the antimatter flow.
05:21They say the science labs are where the real work happens, but I think the corridors are where the best
05:27stories begin.
05:30Ready for our next survey, Captain?
05:33Observation deck to bridge? I've found the Captain's missing logbook.
05:38Turns out it was right here by the wheel the whole time.
05:41Honestly, some days I think I'm serving on a 19th century clipper instead of a starship.
05:49Captain, I'm picking up a signature that shouldn't exist.
05:53It's either a subspace anomaly, or someone left their subspace transmitter on in the mess hall.
05:59Wait, is that a Vulcan nursery rhyme playing on the emergency frequency?
06:04I'm telling you, it's Orion Shingles. I read about the early stage symptoms on the subspace net and I have
06:09at least three of them.
06:10It is not Orion Shingles, cadet. You have a very mild case of space lag and a far too active
06:15imagination.
06:16Please, for the sake of my sanity, stay out of the medical database.
06:25I've spent the last six hours in the morgue. The plague on Rigel IV isn't responding to any known antibiotic.
06:32Sir, I'm not sure how many more we're going to lose before we find a cure.
06:38It's quite a view from up here, Captain. I could certainly get used to the perks of a senior officer's
06:44apartment. That is, if it's okay with your landlord.
06:51The ecological instability here is breathtaking. Desert and snow in the same area as forest? Incredible.
07:01It's as if the entire planet is fighting itself to decide what it wants to be.
07:08Maybe I should have brought a coat.
07:10Remind me again why we didn't just use the transporter.
07:12Because you said the scenic route would be good for my morale.
07:15Well, my morale is currently knee-deep in sludge. If I ever pick the scenic route again, just throw me
07:22in the brig.
07:25They told me the frontier was mostly empty space and cold vacuum.
07:31They forgot to mention moments like this, where the whole universe seems to take a breath with you.
07:37Lieutenant's log. Well, I've found the cause of the containment failure.
07:42It appears my predecessor was using the primary cooling unit to age his homemade Vulcan brandy.
07:49On the bright side, we'll all go out in a very high-proof explosion.
07:54Reporting for duty, Commander.
07:56Though I was hoping my assignment today might involve something more interesting than a sensor sweep.
08:04Perhaps you have something else in mind.
08:21Shield generator 4 is at critical capacity, Captain.
08:24I'm rerouting emergency power from the secondary phaser banks now.
08:28Hold on. We're losing stabilization on Deck 12.
08:32The atmospheric radiation is climbing faster than the shuttle sensors predicted.
08:37If I can't find a stable subterranean pocket in the next few minutes, the entire away team is going to
08:41be cooked.
08:42Computer, narrow scan to 400 gigahertz.
08:45Come on, there has to be something down there.
08:49Reporting for duty, Commander.
08:51I'm headed to the transporter room.
08:53I heard we're beaming down to a planet that's 90% chocolate and 10% bad decisions.
08:58Coming along, or are you stuck with the Captain's paperwork again?
09:03Celestial mechanics?
09:05A C-?
09:07If I don't pass the final, they're going to have me scrubbing biofilters in the transporter room until the 25th
09:12century.
09:13And they call me underoos because I'm the youngest in the class.
09:16At this rate, I'm going to be the youngest dropout in Academy history.
09:20Great.
09:26Lieutenant's log.
09:28Something is following me.
09:30It's not showing on the sensors.
09:32But I know it's there.
09:34Oh no.
09:36No, please!
09:38Why is it that whenever something bad's about to happen,
09:41like a space battle or a boarding party attack?
09:44The engineering deck is conspicuously empty?
09:47I mean, seriously?
09:49Every freaking time!
09:52Thank you for watching, and we'll see you in the final frontier.
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