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Off Campus Episode 5 ｜ English Sub
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00:15Wait.
00:16Wait?
00:17Are we on the same page here?
00:19Didn't you hear?
00:20I just did a whole thing.
00:21It was romantic.
00:22I'm just...
00:23I don't want to be your friend, Rosie.
00:25This isn't how you kiss your friends.
00:28No more Justin.
00:30Music collaboration only.
00:32No more sexy Snapchats.
00:34The unsexiest only.
00:36Deal.
00:37And no more deals.
00:39I can live with that.
01:16Hey!
01:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:29Yeah, that's what I get from all I need tonight
01:33Then watch me sit the day on fire
01:42She held my hand and led me back to the river
01:49We ground our sins all night and held at the moon
01:55I'm running around, I'm running around in heaven
02:01Well, if I'm going down, I'll light a fire for you
02:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:11The preacher said I couldn't get no higher
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:18Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
02:21If that's what I get from all my desires
02:24Then watch me sit the bed on fire
02:33I tried it, I liked it
02:37No one found that surprising
02:40I fall asleep with the magic magic
02:43I sit the bed on fire
02:45I tried it, I liked it
02:50No one found that surprising
02:52I fall asleep with the magic magic magic
02:56I sat the bed on fire
02:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa
03:02The preacher said I couldn't get no higher
03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa
03:08Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
03:11If that's what I get for my desire
03:14Then watch me sit the bed on fire
03:28Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:34Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:46Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:52Did you hear that?
03:54I think the whole campus heard that
03:55Okay, rude, but that's not what...
03:58Mom?
03:59Are you there? I can't see you
04:01Fuck
04:11I mean, those kids are a blessing, but they're a lot
04:14Yeah, you say that every year
04:16And every year you get sad when Aunt Nicole and everybody leave
04:19And the house is empty again
04:20I know
04:20What are you doing this year, honey?
04:22Are you gonna go to Brooklyn with Allie again?
04:24Uh, no, Garrett's housemates are doing Friendsgiving
04:27So I'm gonna stay for that
04:28Friendsgiving? That sounds so fun
04:31What are you gonna bring?
04:33You said they liked Nana's lasagna recipe, right?
04:36Yeah, yeah, but...
04:37Well, you can't show up empty-handed
04:39We won't
04:40Text Garrett, ask him how many people are going
04:42Uh, hi, um...
04:46Garrett?
04:47Wait, he's there?
04:50Uh...
04:51Introduce me!
04:52No, well...
04:54Garrett, honey, how many people will be at Friendsgiving?
04:57Uh, hi, Mrs. Wells
04:57Hi, please, call me Carrie
05:00Look at you
05:01Uh, you weren't exaggerating, Hannah
05:03He's so handsome
05:04Okay, hanging up now
05:06Hey, Gary
05:07Hannah's dad is gonna be so jealous
05:09I met you first
05:10He's been bragging about you to all of our friends
05:13He posted about your game last night
05:15He wanted to tag you, but don't worry
05:18I didn't let him
05:19You should just know that you have a superfan over here
05:22Mom, they lost last night?
05:25It doesn't matter, he's proud
05:27Okay, we gotta go, we have class
05:29Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, Garrett
05:31Nice meeting you too, Mrs...
05:34Carrie
05:36Miss and love you, sweetie
05:37Miss and love you too, mama
05:38Bye
05:41Sorry, she's enthusiastic
05:43She's sweet, she loves you
05:44Okay, are you driving or shall I?
05:46I'm not sitting on your handle, worse, Wellsie
05:49One day, Graham
05:50One day
06:13I didn't know how else to get you to talk to me
06:22Cindy
06:22I want you to come home for Thanksgiving
06:27Are you serious?
06:30Cindy still really wants to meet you before the wedding
06:33And I would appreciate it as well
06:34Look, I don't know what kind of bullshit game you're playing, but I don't...
06:37It's not a game, Garrett
06:39I'm really trying here
06:41I'm a different man now
06:43And I don't expect you to understand this, but Cindy
06:48She's chosen to trust me
06:53And I want to be someone worthy of that trust
06:59Garrett, please
07:02Just think about it
07:19It's almost there, but it's like my advisor said, I'm just... I'm not feeling it
07:23Not yet
07:24Okay
07:26Fine, I'll take another crack at the lyrics over the break
07:28Great, yeah, thank you
07:30No worries
07:31See you, Garrett
07:32Yeah, bud
07:37Did Julian wipe out again?
07:39Uh, Justin has some cool ideas for a new verse
07:42Ooh
07:42Which means that I can take a break over Thanksgiving
07:46Hey, Wellsie
07:47Yeah?
07:48Why don't you go home for the long weekend?
07:50Seems like your parents would love to see you
07:52Uh, that place isn't really my home anymore
07:57Because what happened here?
07:59Yeah, yeah, and what happened after?
08:02Uh, when the guy you accused of assault is the mayor's kid
08:06People don't tend to believe you
08:08Yeah, it didn't help that his whole team rallied around him
08:10Testified against me in court
08:12Some real Hester Prynne bullshit
08:16He was an athlete?
08:18Yeah
08:20Hockey player?
08:23Yeah
08:27Ah, fuck
08:29Look, that's all in the past now
08:31He's in the past
08:33Indiana is just not my favorite place to go back to
08:37My parents get it
08:40Uh, why do you ask?
08:41Uh, my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving
08:44Meet his fiancee
08:47Would you want to?
08:49Maybe
08:50I don't know
08:53Uh, yeah, things with my dad are
08:55Kinda
08:58It's complicated
09:01Yeah, well, you stare at dad, right?
09:03Even if he is a hard ass?
09:05When I saw him before practice
09:07He seemed
09:08Like, different
09:10Good different?
09:11Well, I don't know if he's capable of that, but
09:13But you hope so
09:15Look, I-I think people can change
09:17If they want to
09:19So you're saying you think I should give him another chance?
09:22If that's what you want
09:26If I go
09:29Will you come with me?
09:31Of course
09:32What, are-are you sure?
09:35It's what girlfriends do
09:37Real ones, anyway
09:45Thank you
10:04Am I getting faster?
10:05Oh
10:06Am I getting faster?
10:06Oh, I lost interest in that
10:08You look good
10:10Mean
10:10Like tough mean, or you mean?
10:14Zdenochara mean
10:15You can never pull off me mean
10:16I'll take it
10:18By these pictures, I'd almost assume you weren't into Garrett's girlfriend
10:21Because I'm not
10:23Uh-huh
10:27Huh
10:28Looks like you drew the short straw
10:31Want me to put it on speaker?
10:33I'd rather keep skating suicides
10:35She's probably having a hard time right now
10:37Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving?
10:39She did that to herself
10:40She's trying, dude
10:41She's always trying
10:45Gotta get that
10:50Bye, Mom
10:53This, gentleman, is 25 pounds of pure poultry perfection
10:58It's a big-ass turkey
10:59Damn straight
11:00We're gonna kill Thanksgiving
11:01Unlike last year
11:02When everyone brought something
11:04And all we had to eat was a turkey
11:05And 300 Miller High Life's
11:07Champagne of beers
11:07I actually want to remember my Thanksgiving this year
11:09Which is why I've put it upon myself
11:11To handle all food preparations
11:12Because this year
11:13Is going to be the best Thanksgiving
11:15The perfect Thanksgiving
11:20Holy shit
11:21Since I can't go home
11:22I've decided to make all my momma's greatest hits from scratch
11:25We got
11:25Three kinds of pie
11:26Two kinds of cranberry sauces
11:28And more sweet potatoes
11:29Than you can shake a stick at
11:31And
11:31The piece de resistance
11:35The Tucker family deep fried turkey
11:36All rights reserved 1985
11:39Can I go work out now?
11:40I don't think he's done
11:41No, no, no, no
11:42I'm very much not done
11:43A general is only as good as his troops
11:46Okay?
11:47Where is Garrett?
11:48Are we supposed to be your troops?
11:50I'm not leaving anything up to chance
11:52This, my friends
11:53Will be a military operation
11:55Y'all have jobs to do
11:56Okay?
11:57Where the fuck is Garrett?
11:59What's up?
11:59Garrett
11:59Thank you for finally joining us
12:01You and Wellesie
12:02Will handle the pie crust
12:03From Dell's back stock
12:04For?
12:05Thanksgiving
12:06Oh
12:07Right
12:07Sorry, Todd
12:08Hannah and I are going to my dad's place in Boston
12:11Can't make it
12:11What?
12:12No
12:14No
12:16No problem
12:16No problem
12:17Dean, you can handle all this stuff
12:18Okay?
12:18No, I would be all over that
12:19But I am road tripping down to New York tomorrow with both
12:22No, no, dude
12:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
12:26Fuck you on Wednesday, dude
12:26Drinksgiving?
12:27Why would I be drunk here when I could be drunk there?
12:30Sorry, bro
12:30See you next year
12:33So the friends are abandoning Friendsgiving
12:36Who needs them?
12:37Jules and I are still here
12:38It's going to be the perfect fucking Thanksgiving
12:39What do you need?
12:42I'll send you my to-do list
12:51Damn
12:52I know
12:53It's glorious
13:00I'm so depressed you're not coming to Brooklyn with me this year
13:02Me too
13:03But I want to be there for Garrett
13:05As much as I love watching Aunt Kathy get drunk and busting out her old cheer routine
13:09God, old gals still got the splits
13:12It's your first Thanksgiving without Shawn
13:14How are you doing?
13:15Honestly, I am loving my single life
13:17I'm Yasmina in season 2 of Anissa Alashba
13:21Doesn't she fall into a coma for most of that season?
13:23Yes, but before that she's single and thriving
13:27As am I
13:28Just not getting tied down
13:29Focusing on myself and my acting
13:32That's it
13:33Well, I am proud of you
13:34Well, you too
13:35Meeting Garrett's dad
13:37Being a good girlfriend and shit
13:40You nervous?
13:41Uh, uh, no
13:44He's famous, right?
13:46Yeah, yeah, okay
13:47I'm a little nervous
13:48But not cause he's famous
13:50Just...
13:50I don't know
13:51The way Garrett talks about him
13:53Seems like really intense
13:54Yeah, I've seen him at games
13:56Does the man ever smile?
13:58I don't think so
13:59Well, don't stress
14:00It's not about him liking you
14:02It's about Garrett
14:03And he already likes you
14:06Yeah, I just think it's really important to Garrett that this goes well
14:10That's what relationships are for, honey bun
14:13Supporting each other
14:13Helping each other grow as people
14:17Can't all be about sex and fun
14:21Shit, bus almost here
14:22Gotta go
14:22What? No, Garrett can just drive you
14:25No, no, it's fine
14:25I love a bus
14:26You hate a bus
14:27It's fine
14:29I love you
14:29Happy Thanksgiving
14:30Love you
14:32Alright
14:51425 for how long?
14:5230 minutes
14:53Use that time to prep the jerk
14:55If the board has snow in it
14:56And don't forget to pat dry the bird
14:57Pat dry the bird
14:58I know, I know
14:59Can't be wet
15:00Unless you wanna crisp the jerk
15:01And no eyebrows like Uncle Pete
15:04And don't skimp on the marshmallows
15:06With sweet potato casserole
15:07Who's slivers?
15:09Dude
15:09Dude, slivers
15:11Just easy
15:12Yes, chef
15:12There you go
15:14Just remember to drop the turkey in exactly one hour before your sides are ready
15:18One hour
15:19Got it
15:20First Thanksgiving, you're cooking all on your own
15:22It's weird doing all this without you
15:24Miss you too, JT
15:25But I'm right there with you
15:27I can practically smell the sweat and testosterone
15:30Fair
15:32Just don't wanna screw anything up
15:33Has to be perfect
15:35No such thing
15:36Stop
15:36It's not the food
15:37It's the comfort and love that make the food
15:40Did you just quote the Barefoot Contessa?
15:42Or did she quote me?
15:44Ah, no way no one is there
15:45Grave, you gotta go
15:47Love you, baby
15:48Love you, baby
15:52Perfect
15:53Yes
15:54Yes
15:58Where were the marshmallows?
15:59I just saw them five seconds ago
16:01Where could they possibly go?
16:03One, two, three
16:05They were just here
16:08What are you doing?
16:09Keeping our family tradition alive
16:10I'm trying to have a normal Thanksgiving right now, okay?
16:14What's normal?
16:14Turkey, pumpkin pie?
16:16Boo, boring
16:17Say what you will about mom, we always have fun
16:19Okay, you have a very interesting selective memory
16:22Can't we just enjoy this?
16:24Please?
16:25You are ruining Tuck's Thanksgiving
16:27They were just here
16:28Marshmallows were just here
16:30In front of the kids
16:30Party people
16:32Happy Thanksgiving
16:33Birdie
16:33Nat
16:34Thank god
16:35I thought we were gonna have too much food
16:37Not a chance
16:37We brought friends
16:38And we brought wine
16:39Oh, six
16:40Woo!
16:41Six more people like it
16:42Oh great, that's perfect, I can do that
16:44Yeah, hi, how you doing?
16:45Hi, Teddy, thanks for having us
16:46Hi
16:47Hi
16:47Good to see you
16:50Okay
16:50Is it possible to double a sweet potato casserole on one dish?
16:53You're asking me?
16:55I got this
16:57This is a bad idea
16:58You're right
16:59Who brings a key lime pie to Thanksgiving?
17:02Why don't you stop me?
17:03Pumpkin?
17:05Pumpkin is the thing
17:06Or maybe I should have brought wine
17:08I met my dad, Wellesie
17:10Oh, right
17:13Hey, we can go at any point
17:16Just give me the signal and we'll get the fuck out
17:18The signal?
17:19Yeah, like, I don't know, squeeze my hand
17:21Or something
17:22Once means you're good
17:24Two squeezes and we're gone
17:30Or, or we go
17:36Or, or we stay
17:38You gotta give me something here
17:40Or we stay
17:42Okay
17:45First step
17:46Getting out the car
17:49Yeah
17:53Garrett, you made it
17:55Dad
17:56And you must be Hannah
17:58Glad to finally meet you
17:59Hi
17:59Sorry, I'd shake your hand
18:01But, but
18:02Well, I'll take that
18:02Oh, pie
18:03Yeah
18:05Oh, it's key lime
18:06You love key lime
18:07He loves key lime
18:08I do, it's the superior pie
18:09Thank you
18:10Well, don't let the poor kids freeze out there
18:12Come in
18:14I'm gonna put this in the fridge
18:16I'll take your coats
18:17Thank you
18:21Thanks
18:25It's a nice house
18:27Yeah
18:30Oh, look at you
18:32It's
18:35Oh
18:36Huh
18:42They look alike, don't they?
18:44Yeah
18:44It's uncanny
18:46I'm so glad you're here, Garrett
18:48I can't wait to hear all about how the season's going
18:52Come on
18:53Come on, put the game on
18:54It's you versus me, kid
18:55Rangers Bruins
18:56Actually
18:58Is it cool if I show Hannah around first?
19:00Yeah
19:01Of course
19:02You don't have to ask permission
19:03This is your house, too
19:06Here, I'll give you the tour
19:08Cool
19:10Thank you so much
19:11Thank you for coming
19:12Thank you
19:12Who is that now?
19:15We come bearing alcohol
19:17And
19:17We got tiny little boxes of cereal
19:19Still up in the dining hall
19:20Oh
19:21Hey, look, Tuck
19:21More people
19:22Hannah said orphans were welcome
19:24They are
19:25They are, yes
19:26Uh, just grab a seat
19:28Jules will grab you a drink
19:30Yeah, right
19:31Just make yourselves at home
19:33Here
19:34In the living room
19:36Okay, thank you guys
19:37Happy Thanksgiving
19:37Happy Thanksgiving
19:38Happy Thanksgiving
19:44Why is the stuffing not in the oven yet?
19:47Oh, because the corn pudding and the green bean casserole are already in there
19:50Here, please consult the oven schedule
19:53I did all the math
19:54The stuffing needs to hang out in the neutral zone
19:57It only takes 30 minutes
19:59If you guys were half this good at hockey
20:01Jules, I can't right now
20:03Please
20:03Go
20:04Guys, please
20:05Somebody taste this
20:06Logan, try it
20:07Thank you
20:09And for the end of the tour
20:11This is me
20:22You okay?
20:23Yeah, yeah, it's just weird being back here
20:26After my mom died, I went out to boarding school
20:28And I never really lived here again
20:31Yeah, I can tell
20:33Is your dad running a storage business on the side?
20:37This is just all the stuff he signs when he goes to mall appearances or conventions or whatever
20:43Trying to keep the legend alive
20:46His best years are behind him
20:51Are you afraid that'll happen to you?
20:52This is what success looks like
20:55Eventually
20:57Or I could tear my ACL tomorrow and
20:59Get stuck bagging groceries at the stop and shop
21:05Not that there's anything wrong with that
21:07Hey, my mom works at Bob's Market
21:09Oh
21:10So
21:11Yeah, not
21:12Yeah, it wasn't really a dream either
21:13What was?
21:17I don't know
21:18She was a singer
21:19Her high school choir won a bunch of competitions
21:21But
21:22I don't know
21:23She never really went for it
21:24She must be proud of you then
21:26Yeah, I just think she wants me to be happy
21:30My dad
21:31He's not really like that
21:32Or
21:34I don't know about now
21:35But he wasn't
21:36Not just with hockey with everything
21:37He was always
21:40So
21:42Intense?
21:43Yeah
21:44Yeah
21:44Yeah, seriously intense
21:55Yeah
21:55I don't know
21:56Yeah
21:56It just
21:57Seems kinda sad
21:58Like you wake up one morning
22:00And can't play hockey anymore
22:02Did you miss it?
22:03Yeah
22:03It's the only thing I'm good at
22:04Okay, that's not true
22:06That's not an answer
22:10I
22:10I
22:10I think I would be
22:12Like
22:14Relieved
22:22Sorry
22:26Ali said that they wanted to wish me Happy Thanksgiving
22:29Take it
22:29You sure?
22:36Yeah, I've got this
22:39Okay
22:43Okay
22:44Hey
22:44Oh my gosh
22:45Hi everyone
22:50Okay, we have more people here than a Walmart on a Black Friday
22:54We are going to Lowe's and Fish's this whole thing
22:57I'ma go get potatoes from the extra fridge and then
23:00Patrick
23:02Patrick
23:02Yes
23:03Yes
23:04Wait, wait, wait
23:06No marshmallows on the sweet potatoes?
23:08They're already sweet
23:09Okay, that's fucking blasphemy
23:11You're a blasphemer
23:12I will die on this hill
23:13We never had marshmallows on our sweet potatoes
23:15We never had sweet potatoes
23:17I had a sweet potato taco one year
23:19Tacos?
23:20On Thanksgiving?
23:21It's actually the best time for tacos, honestly
23:23Especially when your big bro has a sweet sponsorship deal with Taco Shack
23:27Oh, they're open on Thanksgiving?
23:29Yeah, they're the only place open on Thanksgiving
23:31And we learned that the hard way when our mom got drunk one year and forgot she was grilling chicken
23:35The propane tank almost leveled the block
23:37Oh
23:38It was a blessing, actually
23:40Mama Logan was never known for her cooking
23:44I know
23:45We should bring mom Taco Shack
23:47Absolutely not
23:49Well, she's probably surrounded by strangers eating gross rehab food right now
23:54So?
23:54So, she needs our support
23:56Should we be here for this?
23:58I supported her the last time she went in and the time before that and the time before that
24:02Well, it's Thanksgiving and she's fucking family, John
24:04She's in fucking rehab, Jules
24:06Exactly!
24:08She's...
24:09She's trying
24:10Okay, new plan
24:12We're gonna whip up some spinach casserole
24:16What?
24:16You know what?
24:17Forget it
24:18I'll go myself
24:25Tucker!
24:26My friend!
24:27We are here
24:29Yes!
24:30Yes, you are!
24:31I'm so sorry to be late
24:32Aha
24:33So, Yanis from Latvia
24:35Hi
24:36Charlotte from Philippines
24:37Hi
24:38You know Arjun?
24:39Mm-mm
24:39Hey
24:40And Carl Heinz
24:41Hello, Carl Heinz
24:45Sorry!
24:47You know what, boys and girls?
24:49I need space to work
24:50Everybody!
24:51We are going to take this shindig outside
24:52Let's go
24:53Outside here
24:54Outside here
24:55Outside here
24:55Outside here
24:56Get your coats
24:57Thank you guys
24:58I got this over here right now
24:59Thank you guys
25:05Bruins started the day
25:06Three points clear
25:07Of fifth place Philadelphia
25:08And fourth in the east
25:11The game is on
25:18I heard you sat by and saw Bruins practice
25:20Yeah
25:22You get a chance to show up?
25:25Yeah, a little bit
25:26Atta boy
25:33Cindy seems...
25:34Nice
25:35She is
25:36Knows hockey, too
25:38Penguins fan, but we're working on that
25:40Alright, good
25:45There you go
25:46There you go
25:47There you go
25:48Bonneville is giving the Bruins trouble
25:50He's too fast for the D
25:51Yeah, but he's slow on the back track
25:53They just gotta get the puck off him first
25:55I bet the Bruins would love having you on the ice a year early
25:58Huh?
26:00Yeah, they don't need me yet
26:00Fontano's got a few seasons left in him
26:03Plus...
26:04I'm not ready yet
26:05I wanna graduate
26:06We'll be right back after this commercial break
26:10Must a smart choice, Garrett
26:15Probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro
26:19Eighteen was...
26:21Really young for me to be thrown in the deep end
26:23You'll be better equipped to handle the pressure
26:26Coming to find your life
26:29And we're back
26:30Faced off one by Levy
26:32And the Bruins sent out
26:34The Rangers penalty kill has been outstanding
26:36A huge faction in the game against the Bruins today
26:39Okay, are you alone now?
26:41Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
26:43And she goes by Kiera now
26:45It's like a whole thing
26:47Okay, wasn't she in London for like a week?
26:52Al?
26:54Uh...
26:54No, yeah, totally
26:57Uh...
26:57Okay, what's going on?
26:59No, nothing
27:00It's just like everyone's over
27:02Hey, if you're busy, I...
27:04Hey, Ali Hayes, I can hear your nails
27:05Who are you texting?
27:06What?
27:07Nobody
27:09It's Sean
27:09You're backsliding
27:11I'm not
27:13Hey, it's okay
27:15It's my dad
27:16He, um...
27:18He can't find the remote again
27:19He, uh...
27:20I swear he has ADHD
27:21But his generation's undiagnosable
27:25Okay...
27:26Hey
27:27I should probably go help
27:29Um...
27:30Love you, miss you, gobble gobble
27:44Or...
27:46Let's go
27:46Goodbye
27:48I should be...
27:56Uh...
27:57I should be...
27:58I should be...
28:09Uh...
28:10I should be...
28:11Or...
28:12I should be...
28:13What if you don't have to know?
28:40Happy Thanksgiving.
28:41Do you have an appointment?
28:41Hi.
28:43No, I'm here for Jean Logan.
28:45And when did she check in?
28:46Last week.
28:48I'm sorry.
28:49New intakes don't have visitation privileges yet.
28:51No, I have a delivery.
28:54Can you just tell her it's from Jules?
28:57And John.
29:01Excuse me.
29:02I paid for this with my hard-earned cash.
29:05Well, I'll then, will you?
29:06Jules and John, thank you.
29:08Any particular message?
29:09Happy Thanksgiving?
29:11Or...
29:11Actually, uh, contraband, please?
29:24It's a family tradition.
29:27She'll get it.
29:33It'll mean a lot to her.
29:35Well, I'm here because it means a lot to you.
29:38And you're right.
29:40She is trying.
29:48So, what do you say we hit the hardware store on the way back?
29:52For real?
29:53I mean, we gotta shore up our supplies if we're gonna spread the Logan love this holiday season.
29:57I mean, in that case, better hit the stop and shop too.
30:01One bag of marshmallows ain't gonna cut it.
30:05Let's go.
30:06Come on.
30:08I'm your leader.
30:09I'm your teacher.
30:10I'm your mission.
30:12Status check.
30:12All sides in the oven.
30:13Chef.
30:14T minus one hour.
30:15Chef.
30:16Always wanted to say that.
30:17Oh, gosh.
30:17Which means, mis amigos, it is time to deep fry the turkey.
30:21Yeah.
30:24You ready?
30:25Let's fucking do this.
30:27Nine.
30:28Eight.
30:29Seven.
30:30Six.
30:31Five.
30:32Four.
30:33Three.
30:34Two.
30:36One.
30:38Wait, I forgot the picture of the bird.
31:12You guys are in for quite a treat.
31:14Cindy's mashed potatoes are really something.
31:17And dairy-free.
31:19It's a happy accident, Hannah.
31:22I asked Cindy to make the mac and cheese.
31:27With the breadcrumbs.
31:29Uh-huh.
31:29Like Mom used to make.
31:30Mm-hmm.
31:32I didn't want to overstep.
31:33No.
31:35No, that's very kind.
31:38Thanks for coming.
31:40It means a lot to me.
31:47Phil, would you?
31:48Yes, of course.
31:50We should say a little grace before we dig in.
31:53Oh?
31:54Yeah.
31:55Yeah.
31:59Lord, thank you for this wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon us.
32:04Thank you for bringing us all together to enjoy this delicious meal.
32:09And for the hands that prepared it.
32:12We ask you to guide us towards love and understanding.
32:21To experience what it means to be family in this life and the next.
32:33Thank you, Lord.
32:36Thank you, Lord.
32:40Amen.
32:43Amen.
32:45Amen.
32:59Everything okay?
33:00Yeah.
33:01I just gotta chill.
33:03She's thin-skinned, this one.
33:05Not billed for Boston winter.
33:07Why don't you go upstairs and get a different sweater, darling?
33:14No!
33:15Don't!
33:15Whoa!
33:16Just sit.
33:19Is there a problem?
33:22Sorry, I just...
33:25I need, uh, um...
33:28I'm so sorry.
33:30I'm not feeling well.
33:35Can we go?
33:40Let's go.
33:45Slow down.
33:46Garrett, give me the keys. I'm driving.
33:48Hannah.
33:49Garrett.
33:50Please.
33:53Wait!
33:55Your coat!
34:01I'm gonna go warm up the car.
34:08Your wrist.
34:09It was an accident.
34:11No, it wasn't.
34:12I'm sorry I ruined Thanksgiving.
34:15Your father really wanted us all to-
34:16No, no, you-you-you didn't ruin...
34:21You can't stay.
34:22With him.
34:23Look, he felt awful after...
34:25And-and it-it's just-it's not who he is.
34:28It's exactly who he is.
34:30He says it's not gonna happen again.
34:32Right?
34:32He makes promises.
34:33He says he'll change.
34:34It's a lie.
34:35It's all a fucking lie.
34:36He doesn't care about you.
34:37He doesn't care about me.
34:37All he cares about is Phil fucking Graham.
34:39That's it.
34:40Listen to me.
34:41My mom didn't have the chance to get out.
34:44But you do.
34:47Please leave.
34:48Please.
35:01It's complicated.
35:17I can see you in myself, and it's scaring me to death.
35:25I'm running from what was, and what hasn't happened yet.
35:33I can't be so now, but I can't be like this any longer.
35:48PHONE RINGS
35:52Caron.
35:54Are you okay?
35:56Yeah.
35:58I'm fine.
36:00No you're not.
36:01And my heart just gets broken over and over again.
36:10Garrett, talk to me.
36:24I couldn't.
36:26It's okay. You're okay.
36:29I couldn't protect her.
36:32My mom...
36:35I tried, but...
36:40I couldn't fight back.
36:44Garrett...
36:45Did he hit you?
36:58What if I...
37:03What if I'm just like him?
37:05Hey, you're not.
37:07You...
37:09You would never hurt someone like that.
37:12She was scared of me.
37:14Cindy?
37:15The way she looked at me.
37:17The way she looked at me.
37:18It wasn't about you.
37:19She doesn't know you.
37:24Hey.
37:24me.
37:24I'm gonna pay you.
37:29Yeah.
37:35Yeah.
37:40Okay.
37:45We could help you.
37:48We could help you.
37:49This way you didn't.
37:52We could help you.
37:54No.
37:58I'm sorry.
37:59No, no.
38:03I should have told you everything.
38:06I should have told you the truth.
38:08No, you did.
38:09You did.
38:25What do you, what do you need?
38:32Let's just go home.
38:35Yeah, let's go home.
38:42I know this isn't exactly what we had planned for today,
38:46but I want to thank you all for coming together
38:49to enjoy this once proud bird.
38:53So, without further ado, let's play!
39:05Almost heaven, West Virginia.
39:08Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
39:12Life is old, they're older than the trees,
39:15younger than the mountains,
39:17growing like a breeze.
39:19Country roads, take me home to the place.
39:25Sagin' Nostrački, that doesn't count.
39:27What?
39:29Yes, it does.
39:31Country roads, I hear a voice
39:35in the morning, now she calls me
39:37Radio, my feet, my home's far away
39:40Driving down the road, I get a feel
39:44Yesterday, yesterday
39:47Country roads, take me home
39:51To the place where I belong
39:54West Virginia, my mama
39:58Take me home
40:00It's a Logan Thanksgiving, mother fucker!
40:10Country roads, take me home
40:13To the place I belong
40:17With Virginia, my mama
40:20Take me home, country road
40:24Take me home, down country road
40:28Take me home, country road
40:32Yeah
40:36Yeah
40:43This might be the best sandwich I've ever had
40:46There's something about cold turkey that just tastes better
40:49I think it's the fact that you don't have to stress about it
40:51It's cold turkey, not going anywhere
40:54It's reliable
41:00Well, Z
41:02Yeah
41:04Thank you
41:06It's just a sandwich
41:08Still
41:11Thank you
41:24Oh, wait
41:25I forgot
41:29It's not mac and cheese
41:31With breadcrumbs
41:33But
41:39My therapist used to say
41:41That you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones
41:45It seemed like a good one
41:48It was
41:53The cake was still so frozen
41:55That we couldn't cut into it
42:04Here we go
42:06Hey
42:07Hey, lovebirds
42:08Glad we got you
42:09Happy Thanksgiving
42:09Happy Thanksgiving
42:11Here, wait, let me add Dean
42:12We gotta get the whole fam here
42:15Hey, what are you already asleep?
42:19It's called tryptophan, motherfuckers
42:21Where are you?
42:22He's in fucking New York
42:23On Thanksgiving
42:24Yankees suck!
42:27Yankees suck!
42:28Yankees suck!
42:30Yankees suck!
42:31Okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink
42:33I don't know
42:34Last time I checked, my ass was perfectly intact
42:37Can't confirm
42:38You guys are so dumb
42:39Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
42:42Well, Z
42:43Don't stoop to the level
42:44Happy Thanksgiving
42:45Good night
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:47Yes, happy Thanksgiving, dorks
42:58They didn't see you
43:10I knew you'd be at the party
43:12Drinking a Coke and Bacardi
43:14Not that it matters
43:15But I'm breaking patterns
43:16I'm getting so good at Pilates
43:18Broke up with you in November
43:20Sorry, I know you remember
43:22Are you depressed or are you feeling better?
43:24Cause you're looking like it's a ladder
43:26I've been so careful with you, babe
43:30I'm out late
43:32And being as sane is exhausting
43:34To me, I wanna be wanted
43:36To me, I wanna be wanted
43:38To me, I wanna be
43:39To me, I wanna be
43:40To me, I wanna be wanted
43:42To me, I wanna be wanted
43:44To me, I wanna be wanted
43:46To me, I wanna be
43:47To me, I wanna be
43:48To me, I wanna be wanted
43:56To me, I wanna be wanted
44:20To me, I wanna be
44:22To me, I wanna be
44:24To me, I wanna be
44:26To me, I wanna be
44:27To me, I wanna be
44:28To me, I wanna be
44:28To me, I wanna be
44:28To me, I wanna be
44:29To me, I wanna be
44:30To me, I wanna be
44:31To me, I wanna be
44:33To me, I wanna be
44:34To me, I wanna be
44:35To me, I wanna be toxic
44:42Gonna blow up your life like atomic
44:44You're my face, my place, it's business day
44:49And the woman is here so it's moon or she's quiet
44:52Sue me, I wanna be, uh
44:54Sue me, I wanna be, yeah
44:56Sue me, I wanna be, sue me, I wanna be
44:59Sue me, I wanna be
45:01Wanted
45:14Sue me, I wanna be
45:44Sue me, I wanna be
46:14Sue me, I wanna be
46:44Sue me, I wanna be
47:14Sue me, I wanna be
47:17Sue me, I wanna be
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