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00:00:00It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:04It's been 10 years since World War 3, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0895% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:13What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:17I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:21The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:24Eat or be eaten.
00:00:50Eat or be eaten.
00:01:00What, that's it?
00:01:02Look man, that's all your stuff's worth.
00:01:04Bring booze or meds next time.
00:01:07They get you more.
00:01:16I have to make this last all week.
00:01:27Last item of the day, boys.
00:01:30Two lovely sisters.
00:01:52Early 20s.
00:01:54Healthy.
00:01:55Strong enough to work.
00:01:57Young enough to bed.
00:02:00Children.
00:02:01Woohoo!
00:02:07What the hell?
00:02:09Seriously?
00:02:10Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:14You?
00:02:15Exactly.
00:02:16Just an ungrateful mouth to feed.
00:02:18Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:20God forbid you knock them up.
00:02:22Then you're fucked forever.
00:02:29If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:33But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:38This world sucks.
00:02:40Look at that skin.
00:02:41And those tints.
00:02:45When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:49Limited time offer, boys.
00:02:51Two for one.
00:02:53Place those bids!
00:02:56I was the daughter of the richest family in the city.
00:02:58Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:03:01I swear.
00:03:02I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:12Suitable host detected.
00:03:14System activation complete.
00:03:16Rescue mission required.
00:03:18What?
00:03:18What the hell is this?
00:03:19Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:23This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:28This thing is alien tech?
00:03:30It's purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:40Preserve humanity?
00:03:43Compatible partner confirmed.
00:03:45Rescue required to initiate binding.
00:03:48Time remaining three minutes.
00:03:51Failure will result in host death.
00:04:00It won't come on.
00:04:02Wait.
00:04:03Is that why that guy's arm was gray?
00:04:06He failed to do what the system asked?
00:04:09What do I do now?
00:04:11What do I do now?
00:04:23What do I do now?
00:04:25What do I do now?
00:04:25Easy, gentlemen.
00:04:27This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:31You want these girls?
00:04:33You're going to have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:38He didn't attack us.
00:04:41He's not like the others.
00:04:43If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls.
00:04:47If the war had wiped out guns, that knife wouldn't mean shit.
00:04:53Mm-hmm.
00:04:55All right.
00:04:56I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction.
00:04:58Wait, wait, wait.
00:04:59What if we buy them, have our, uh, bun, and then sell them off?
00:05:05What if they die?
00:05:07Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:05:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:05:12That works for me.
00:05:13All right.
00:05:14One.
00:05:16Can.
00:05:17Of.
00:05:18Food.
00:05:18Who's going to beat that?
00:05:20Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
00:05:26No.
00:05:28I can't let this happen.
00:05:30If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:37one can
00:05:41and a bar of chocolate
00:05:49Arthur, those girls are mine
00:05:51don't you dare get in my way
00:05:55ladies and gentlemen, the ladies are watching
00:05:58let's keep it civil now
00:06:03alright, you wanna play?
00:06:07I'll show you what you're up against
00:06:11TWO CANS
00:06:13oh, two cans
00:06:17looks like Jack's feeling generous
00:06:20it's the same asshole since high school
00:06:23the world's falling apart and they're still trying to screw me over
00:06:26what's wrong trash rat, you scared?
00:06:28come on, show us what you got
00:06:36post death in 30 seconds
00:06:39shit, I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls
00:06:46last can
00:06:47you're not getting your hands on those girls Jack
00:06:49I'm not gonna let that happen
00:06:52he's not doing this for himself
00:06:56is he trying to save us?
00:07:00Spouse affection increase detective
00:07:02reward granted
00:07:04item issued
00:07:0520 cans of meat
00:07:0720 cans of produce
00:07:0920 units of purified water
00:07:24holy shit
00:07:25holy shit
00:07:25this is a lot of food
00:07:27I could live off this for months
00:07:30oh, too bad
00:07:31looks like
00:07:31looks like you're out of beds
00:07:33dude
00:07:34really thought he was a
00:07:36fucking hero
00:07:36what a joke
00:07:38you think
00:07:39you can compete with me
00:07:41over women
00:07:42come on
00:07:43you've been a loser since high school
00:07:45money
00:07:46girls
00:07:47whatever it is
00:07:48I always
00:07:49get there first
00:07:50oh
00:07:52oh yeah
00:07:59well how about this
00:08:01oh
00:08:02oh
00:08:03oh
00:08:04oh
00:08:14oh
00:08:15oh
00:08:16oh
00:08:16oh
00:08:16oh
00:08:16oh
00:08:17oh
00:08:18oh
00:08:24how the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:26no way
00:08:27I saw him trade for two cans
00:08:29and a candy bar
00:08:30whatever he bids
00:08:32I bid in one more can
00:08:35so
00:08:37are you bidding?
00:08:39all
00:08:41alright
00:08:42if no one else is bidding
00:08:44looks like these sisters
00:08:45are gonna go to our friend here
00:08:47going once
00:08:48going twice
00:08:51going twice
00:08:53solved
00:09:06rescue and host binding complete
00:09:09increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards
00:09:13I
00:09:14beat
00:09:14hold on the finish line
00:09:16I'm gonna hit hold like a star
00:09:19watch
00:09:19how I leave you all behind
00:09:21but don't do silver
00:09:22go and get my gold
00:09:24I've been getting ready ready on your musket
00:09:27ready set go go and take a free step
00:09:30and you can do all your best to try
00:09:32but you know that I'm the winner till the day I die
00:09:40I save two girls and beat Jack
00:09:44this system is insane
00:09:45this system is insane
00:09:50next time I see you
00:09:51I won't be taking just your ration
00:10:16we'll head back to my place but it's a bit of a walk from here
00:10:20yeah
00:10:22yeah
00:10:25yeah
00:10:26yeah
00:10:30yeah
00:10:31yeah
00:10:31yeah
00:10:33yeah
00:10:34yeah
00:10:34yeah
00:10:35compatible spouse detested
00:10:37rescue required for binding
00:10:39failure to complete
00:10:40will result in post death
00:10:42time to complete
00:10:43two minutes
00:10:44this again
00:10:44in only two minutes
00:10:48told you
00:10:49I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl
00:10:51I know where Billy keeps his goods
00:10:52I can take you there
00:10:53yeah
00:10:54why don't we take care of his goods of your first
00:10:56I just had
00:10:56two women
00:10:57taken away from me
00:10:58I am
00:11:00pissed
00:11:01yeah man
00:11:01you're gonna help
00:11:13stay here
00:11:15you are gonna help me work that anger out
00:11:31Arthur
00:11:32you again
00:11:33you're fucking dead
00:11:35I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces
00:11:37and feed you to the strays
00:11:39stay back
00:11:41really?
00:11:42a bottle of water?
00:11:43ha ha ha ha ha
00:11:50molotov
00:12:03shit
00:12:04that was my only molotov
00:12:0845 seconds remaining until host death
00:12:13oh
00:12:13god
00:12:17where did you even get that?
00:12:19I saved the gas from a wrecked car just to scare him off
00:12:21what?
00:12:21so what do we do now?
00:12:23god
00:12:23i'll need to bluff now
00:12:24take one more step
00:12:26and i'll burn this whole place to the ground
00:12:28god damn it Arthur
00:12:29you already have two and then you gotta take her too
00:12:32post death
00:12:33in 20 seconds
00:12:39fuck
00:12:39why won't they back off?
00:12:49Arthur
00:12:49you're dead
00:12:51you hear me
00:12:52i'm dead
00:12:53this is not over
00:12:55i'll catch you later pretty girl
00:13:08come on let's go
00:13:09go go
00:13:17thank you
00:13:18you saved my life
00:13:20rescue mission complete
00:13:22partner count increased
00:13:23current total
00:13:243
00:13:25affection metrics
00:13:26mary
00:13:2715
00:13:28karen
00:13:3010
00:13:32susan
00:13:3310
00:13:37maybe i can trust this guy
00:13:39rough around the edges
00:13:40but
00:13:41he's got guns
00:13:42spells affection levels increased
00:13:44rewards issued
00:13:46medicine
00:13:4610 units
00:13:472 mp5
00:13:48submachine guns
00:13:494 clips of ammunition
00:13:5150 rounds each
00:13:52items can be retrieved at any time
00:13:542 rifles?
00:13:56but guns are extinct
00:13:57and now i've got 2?
00:13:59food, meds, weapons?
00:14:01i might actually be the apex
00:14:02woohoo
00:14:05woohoo
00:14:05hey let's move
00:14:07not safe here
00:14:08cool
00:14:18uh welcome to the 5 star apocalypse hotel
00:14:22no hot water no bed sheets but
00:14:25hey it's free
00:14:28hope you don't mind
00:14:31you're kidding
00:14:31how can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:34i don't mind at all
00:14:36you saved us
00:14:38it's more than enough
00:14:40we can clean the place up a bit
00:14:42it's gonna be fine
00:14:46i'm arthur morgan
00:14:47you are
00:14:50i'm
00:14:50karen linton
00:14:52and this is my little sister
00:14:54we survived one of the battles and then
00:14:56got caught
00:14:58i'm mary
00:15:06really?
00:15:08none of you know who i am?
00:15:13i'm a hollywood star
00:15:14oh
00:15:16country bumpkins
00:15:18i was supposed to escape with my dad but
00:15:20he left without me so i got caught right after
00:15:25well from now on
00:15:27where are your wives?
00:15:29i i promise i'll take good care of you
00:15:32hey let's just eat something first
00:15:35make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit
00:15:38i'll help
00:15:39yeah
00:15:42damn she really knows how to better people up
00:15:46great he probably thinks i'm a bane
00:15:49only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him
00:15:53but me?
00:15:54marry some trash scavenging loser?
00:15:56hell no
00:15:57alright we'll start with chicken soup
00:15:59about half a gallon
00:16:01just gonna fill this up to that line right there
00:16:03okay
00:16:04okay
00:16:17wow
00:16:19how am i supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:27babe what's wrong?
00:16:31babe what's wrong?
00:16:34well what were you staring at?
00:16:48nothing just
00:16:51i don't want you over doing it
00:16:53i got it
00:16:56it's fine
00:16:58you cut us out of that auction
00:17:01so i'm your wife now
00:17:04i can boil the water and clean the floors
00:17:08anything to make you happy
00:17:35she's cute
00:17:36i got it okay? let me help
00:17:40right there
00:17:46you didn't just save me
00:17:50you gave me food
00:17:52a place to stay
00:17:54if i could stay here the rest of my life
00:17:56that would make me
00:17:59really happy
00:18:12man
00:18:13this system is
00:18:15for real
00:18:28i just finished cleaning the living room
00:18:32wow
00:18:34she moves fast
00:18:35cute
00:18:36but charm
00:18:38that's my lane
00:18:41okay
00:18:41dinner will be ready shortly
00:18:50oh
00:18:50oh no
00:18:50i think i twisted my ankle
00:18:52Arthur honey could you please hold me
00:18:55i don't think i can stand
00:18:56spirit come try to stand
00:18:58my legs feel really weak right now
00:19:01it's a good thing you caught me
00:19:03you're so strong
00:19:05makes me feel safe
00:19:08honestly i'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight
00:19:14i'm hungry for your body
00:19:17i'm hungry for your body
00:19:18i'm ready for your game
00:19:20you're driving me insane
00:19:23babe you should sleep with me tonight
00:19:26i can keep you warm
00:19:28give you a massage
00:19:30i can feel the hand on my back
00:19:33i can feel the heat
00:19:34i don't know
00:19:37why don't we make things
00:19:38a little more interesting
00:19:40and see who Arthur chooses
00:19:44back in school
00:19:45all the girls would call me a loser
00:19:48now i've got two gorgeous women fighting for me
00:20:02uh...
00:20:03did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:05no
00:20:07no nothing it was just really
00:20:09hot in there
00:20:12did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:17in times like this a woman's worth is less than a cow
00:20:20if he didn't have all that food i wouldn't even be here
00:20:25these supplies won't last forever
00:20:27i need to raise their affection levels
00:20:30sir
00:20:32it isn't safe to scavenge with three women
00:20:35and leaving them alone isn't safe either
00:20:38they're probably only here for the food
00:20:42Arthur you're such a good cook
00:20:45this is delicious
00:21:02it's just
00:21:03Arthur why are you eating?
00:21:05no i i i am
00:21:06it's just
00:21:08really hot in here
00:21:10ugh
00:21:27ugh
00:21:28ugh
00:21:29ugh
00:21:31ugh
00:21:32ugh
00:21:32ugh
00:21:33sorry
00:21:35ugh
00:21:36Susan
00:21:37what do you think you're doing?
00:21:39i'm just giving our husband a little massage
00:21:42yeah
00:21:44oh well
00:21:46you must be so exhausted after all that cooking
00:21:49maybe you need to lie down
00:21:51i could help you relax
00:21:53great idea
00:21:55i'll help too
00:21:57i'll help too
00:22:02if i don't make a move
00:22:04am i gonna get kicked out?
00:22:06go
00:22:11oh
00:22:12i got fever
00:22:13got chills to the bone
00:22:16free forgiveness for the things that i've done
00:22:20i'll be forever here hoping i'm out
00:22:23it's just a massage
00:22:25that's all
00:22:25i'll be forever here facing the wall
00:22:29now i try
00:22:32to repent
00:22:34lord i try
00:22:36i regret
00:22:38all of the hurt i have cause i'm no angel
00:22:43this is too good to be true
00:22:48yeah
00:22:49did you guys hear that?
00:22:54yeah
00:22:56is everyone okay?
00:22:58okay
00:23:00forget the massage
00:23:01we need to find a bigger place
00:23:02like now
00:23:04yeah
00:23:11all right
00:23:11there should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in wasteland city
00:23:15mary?
00:23:17you okay?
00:23:21you're on your period aren't you?
00:23:24yeah
00:23:25i'm okay though
00:23:26i should probably stay home and rest
00:23:28but you go on without me
00:23:32okay
00:23:33but if you hear a sound you lock the door
00:23:36and you stay quiet alright?
00:23:44okay
00:23:46wait
00:23:49you're not gonna leave me right?
00:23:55i'm gonna come right back
00:23:56i'm gonna abandon my girls
00:24:01okay babe
00:24:03i'll wait for you
00:24:05okay
00:24:18that's the place i told you about boss
00:24:21yeah that asshole's living large now
00:24:25we women waiting on her and more food till the rest of us combine
00:24:28then we take it
00:24:32all of it
00:24:46Arthur?
00:24:47you're back already?
00:25:09well
00:25:10well, well, well
00:25:12look at you
00:25:14you look a lot better than you did yesterday
00:25:20well, well, well
00:25:30good
00:25:30good
00:25:31upgraded our place with supplies
00:25:33at least i won't have to worry about jack showing up again
00:25:38good
00:25:43upgraded our place with supplies
00:25:48at least i won't have to worry about jack showing up again
00:25:50here
00:25:52your woman
00:25:53your woman
00:25:54is in my hands
00:25:55bring the rest of the supplies to the warehouse
00:25:57if you want her back
00:25:59it's jack and his guys
00:26:01i should have killed them when i had the chance
00:26:03judging by these footprints
00:26:04there's at least seven or eight of them
00:26:05they must have teamed up with another group
00:26:07those guys are animals
00:26:09Mary, she might not have made it
00:26:10no, no
00:26:12no, Mary is alive
00:26:13right? there's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies
00:26:16that place is most definitely a trap
00:26:19they're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in
00:26:21so what do we do?
00:26:32now both of you stay here
00:26:34i'm going alone
00:26:35alone?
00:26:36are you crazy?
00:26:37Arthur, don't do anything reckless, you can't just
00:26:39hey
00:26:41don't worry
00:26:42i'm gonna bring Mary back
00:26:52i've got a secret weapon
00:27:02boss
00:27:04can't we have a little uh
00:27:05fun with this one first?
00:27:11hehehehe
00:27:13Arthur was waiting
00:27:14Mary really is still alive
00:27:15he promised Arthur would stay home
00:27:17i don't trust him
00:27:18alone
00:27:19plus my sister is in their hands
00:27:30stop thinking with your dick
00:27:33someone with that much supply doesn't move alone
00:27:37so we have to stay sharp
00:27:48hehehehe
00:27:50hehehehe
00:27:50hehehehe
00:27:51hehehehe
00:28:10hehehehe
00:28:12well, well, look who's there!
00:28:15he's here!
00:28:16and you even came alone!
00:28:18did you come here to die?
00:28:19or to give us some food?
00:28:22he's here because he's pussy whipped
00:28:24look at him
00:28:26horny
00:28:27fucking
00:28:29dog
00:28:30did you bring the stuff or not?
00:28:33i sure did
00:28:35Arthur, don't do this for me
00:28:37i'm not worth it
00:28:38shut up!
00:28:40this isn't your time to talk
00:28:41this isn't your time to talk
00:28:43don't worry, Mary
00:28:44i will get you out of here
00:28:59so we can go hunting
00:29:01i know a spot
00:29:02now it's kinda isolated
00:29:03a little bit far away but i think
00:29:05hey, hey, hey, hey Tony!
00:29:09we good?
00:29:11what?
00:29:12i gave you the goods
00:29:13you gave me the girl
00:29:14that was the deal, right?
00:29:16what girl?
00:29:28so you chose the hard way
00:29:33i gave you the supplies
00:29:35now you let Mary go
00:29:37anyone here see this idiot hand me anything?
00:29:40nope
00:29:41i've never seen him before in my life
00:29:43you heard him
00:29:45now beat it
00:29:46come on guys
00:29:48let's be fair
00:29:54surround him
00:30:05he is surrounded, we have to help him
00:30:08are you crazy?
00:30:09look at me
00:30:09look at how many people there are
00:30:15ohhhh
00:30:16okay
00:30:16alright, alright, alright
00:30:18i see what's going on here
00:30:19i know what you guys are gonna do
00:30:21be smart
00:30:23get the fuck out
00:30:33i gave you a chance
00:30:51a gun? a real fucking gun?
00:30:54a real fucking gun?
00:31:05how the fuck did he get a real gun?
00:31:06there are more of us
00:31:07he can't have that many rounds
00:31:09yeah, yeah
00:31:09with all the shots he fired
00:31:11you probably burned through half a man already
00:31:12look, i don't care how many bullets he's got
00:31:14we rush him together
00:31:16the first one to kill him
00:31:18gets his supplies
00:31:19and his girls
00:31:41come on!
00:31:44keep betting your lives on my bullets
00:31:53don't move
00:31:54don't move
00:31:57we're not done yet
00:32:03look, i'm sorry
00:32:05i'm sorry
00:32:06okay?
00:32:07i have nothing
00:32:08to do with this
00:32:09to his fucking jack
00:32:10and death
00:32:11it's all his fault
00:32:12he's lying
00:32:13i didn't do anything
00:32:14tony took your girls
00:32:16he's
00:32:16he stole your supplies
00:32:18don't shoot me
00:32:19don't shoot me
00:32:22we can talk this out
00:32:24go
00:32:26i'm sorry
00:32:27what's it?
00:32:49i'm sorry
00:32:51in my case
00:32:57I thought I was never gonna see you again
00:32:59I told you I'd come back
00:33:02Oh my god
00:33:03Hey, what are you doing here? I told you guys to stay home
00:33:05We were so worried about you
00:33:07I was so scared I thought you were gonna die
00:33:10Oh, really?
00:33:11That's not what you were saying a second ago
00:33:13How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:16God, that was so hot
00:33:26Vows affection levels increased
00:33:33Rewards delivered to residents
00:33:35Purified water, 20 liters
00:33:37Canned meat, 20 units
00:33:39Milk, 20 cartons
00:33:44Come on, let's go home
00:33:51As for you guys
00:33:56Come here
00:34:01Don't kill me
00:34:03Please
00:34:04We'll give you back everything
00:34:06Shut up
00:34:08On your knees
00:34:12Arthur, man, please
00:34:15Please don't kill us, man
00:34:17You're classmates, right?
00:34:21We'll work for you
00:34:22Hands on the ground
00:34:43You remember this
00:34:45If you ever come near my wives again
00:34:50I'll shoot you in the school
00:34:54Get out of here
00:34:55Ah, now!
00:35:06Ladies
00:35:07Let's have a feast tonight
00:35:09At our new home
00:35:18Affection metrics
00:35:19Mary, 30
00:35:21Karen, 15
00:35:24Susan, 25
00:35:26Human civilization continuation progress
00:35:28Yes, 33%
00:35:32Civilization continuation
00:35:34Primary objective
00:35:36Host must reproduce with compatible partners to preserve human civilization
00:35:41What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:44I bet you I brought you a clean towel
00:35:46I'll just leave you here
00:35:48Okay
00:35:48Thanks
00:35:51Thanks
00:36:11Ah
00:36:24Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:27Arthur
00:36:28You saved me
00:36:31Fed me
00:36:32Gave me shelter
00:36:34Risks everything to bring me back
00:36:40I don't think I've ever met a better person
00:36:44And
00:36:47I don't really have a future in this world
00:36:52Okay, Mary
00:36:52I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me
00:36:56I know what you're thinking
00:36:58And I'm going to regret it
00:37:03But I won't
00:37:06I choose you
00:37:07I choose you
00:37:08I choose you
00:37:10I am the thrill
00:37:13You wrap around your finger
00:37:16Though I feel like a tiger
00:37:18You need to take
00:37:21I'm ready for your money
00:37:23Ready for your game
00:37:26You take the rest of me
00:37:29Yes, you do
00:37:33You take the rest of me
00:37:35You get it, I'm the girl
00:37:39You take the rest of me
00:37:43Looks like someone's eager
00:37:45Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind in a way
00:37:49It's been a long week
00:37:55I'll take good care
00:37:58I'll take good care
00:38:00I can feel like I can feel the hand on my back
00:38:04I can feel the heat of your skin
00:38:07And the taste of your mouth
00:38:11Makes me feel alive
00:38:14I'm hungry for your body
00:38:17Ready for your game
00:38:20You take the rest of me
00:38:24Yes, you do
00:38:27You take the rest of me
00:38:29You get it, I'm the girl
00:38:33You take the rest of me
00:38:36Yes, you do
00:38:42Arthur
00:38:44Baby
00:38:48Don't stop
00:38:49Please
00:38:52Unbelievable
00:38:53She actually made the first move
00:38:56I won't be left behind
00:38:57Arthur
00:38:59I know how to make you feel good
00:39:01Help
00:39:03Hold me tighter
00:39:06You're driving me insane
00:39:08Oh my god
00:39:11Damn it
00:39:17I want sex too
00:39:19I want a man
00:39:27Arthur
00:39:30Arthur
00:39:33You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone
00:39:38And you lost all those supplies
00:39:40Boss, he had like two AK-47s
00:39:44I mean he mowed down a ton of our guys
00:39:48If I had a gun you three would have been corpses riddled with fucking bullets right now
00:39:53Look boss, we lost the supplies but
00:39:56We still managed to get you what you wanted
00:39:58Yeah
00:39:59Okay, best we can manage
00:40:0243% alcohol
00:40:07Lost a lot of men getting you that
00:40:09Hmm
00:40:11Not bad
00:40:1343% huh
00:40:16It'll do
00:40:19We'd tell you we love this
00:40:22As for Arthur
00:40:24Once I finalize a deal with the queen
00:40:27I will bring her men
00:40:29And go kill him
00:40:30Myself
00:40:42Spouse affection levels detected
00:40:44Rewards issued
00:40:46Gasoline
00:40:4720 liters
00:40:48Micro generators
00:40:493 units
00:40:51Purified water
00:40:5230 liters
00:40:52Food
00:40:5330 cans
00:40:54Affection metrics
00:40:55Mary
00:40:5630
00:40:57Increased to 50
00:40:58Susan
00:40:5935
00:40:59And Karen
00:41:0015
00:41:01Increased to 60
00:41:03Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:10Hey?
00:41:13Oh no
00:41:14He looks so hot
00:41:16I can't help myself
00:41:25Karen
00:41:26Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:33Karen, are you okay?
00:41:36Karen, are you okay?
00:41:40I'm gonna go change
00:41:43I'll come back up
00:41:44Okay
00:41:49That was close
00:41:50He almost found out about the mutation
00:41:52What's wrong with her
00:41:54What's wrong with her?
00:42:04What is this?
00:42:07What is this?
00:42:13I adore
00:42:19Basement?
00:42:22I knew something was off
00:42:23A one-story house
00:42:25Shouldn't be this elevated
00:42:26Turns out there's a whole basement under here
00:42:29Come on
00:42:31Let's go check it out
00:42:46What the hell?
00:42:50It's gold
00:42:52There's gotta be several tons of it
00:42:54Gold, huh?
00:42:57In this world
00:42:57You couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water
00:43:07Now this
00:43:10This is the real gold of our era
00:43:15The real gold of our era?
00:43:19These are aged whiskey barrels
00:43:21And judging by the wood
00:43:22They're at least
00:43:22Pre-nuclear war
00:43:24Maybe even older
00:43:25In a place like this
00:43:26People need something to get through the day
00:43:29Cigarettes help with alcohol
00:43:31That's basically gold now
00:43:32This looks like it used to be a real working seller
00:43:36The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol
00:43:39There have to be at least a hundred barrels here
00:43:41These are all premium whiskeys
00:43:45Fifteen years old
00:43:46At least fifty percent of alcohol
00:43:48Did you guys know a twelve-year-old bottle can trade for twenty cows now?
00:43:55This is the real gold of our era
00:43:57Look at this much booze
00:43:59We could buy the entire wasteland city
00:44:02Make it ours
00:44:04Ladies
00:44:05Let's celebrate
00:44:09Here
00:44:12And go
00:44:19Wait, it is pretty good either
00:44:29Arthur
00:44:30Here
00:44:31Here
00:44:32Here
00:44:44Karen?
00:44:45What are you doing?
00:44:47Are you into women?
00:44:51Karen?
00:44:56It's me Susan, stop!
00:45:04Karen!
00:45:04Karen!
00:45:05Are you drunk?
00:45:05Hey!
00:45:06Hey!
00:45:08A man!
00:45:09I need someone
00:45:10To fuck me
00:45:12Now!
00:45:17Hey!
00:45:18Hey!
00:45:19Hey!
00:45:20Hey!
00:45:22Hey!
00:45:22Hey!
00:45:23Hey!
00:45:23Hey!
00:45:23Hey!
00:45:23Hey!
00:45:24Hey!
00:45:25Hey!
00:45:31Hey!
00:45:33Hey!
00:45:33Hey!
00:45:34Hey!
00:45:35Hey!
00:45:35Hey!
00:45:37Hey!
00:45:39She's okay
00:45:40She just knocked out
00:45:42What happened?
00:45:44I don't know
00:45:44I don't know
00:45:45She was drunk
00:45:46She tried to force herself on me or something
00:45:48No, no, no, she wasn't trying to hurt you
00:45:51It's the mutation
00:45:53Mutation?
00:45:54When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body
00:45:57She took the blast head on
00:45:59The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control
00:46:04An unstable libido
00:46:05Sometimes it spikes
00:46:09Violently
00:46:11So what do we do?
00:46:13She needs adrenaline, a shot of it
00:46:15But we barely have any medicine left
00:46:19I know where to get her
00:46:20Tell me I'll do anything
00:46:22Tilly Jackson, the wasteland queen
00:46:24She's the daughter of New York Mafia boss
00:46:27And before the war
00:46:28She stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline
00:46:30For her underground operations
00:46:33Alright
00:46:34Let's get Karen settled
00:46:36And after that
00:46:40I'll meet with the queen
00:46:55Looks like she held out for a long time
00:46:59I'm gonna trade this with the queen for adrenaline
00:47:01Would you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:47:07Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with
00:47:10A lot of men have died because of her
00:47:15Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:17Wait, so
00:47:19Does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:22That's what people say
00:47:23She's a sadist
00:47:24She toys men for fun
00:47:26All of her ex-husbands ended up dead
00:47:38It's gonna be okay, I'll be right back
00:47:53In the meantime
00:48:08And if she purchases her
00:48:09Here's what Peter Maus
00:48:09tutorials were the phil school
00:48:09Question quote
00:48:09She's not sarned
00:48:09She's not sarned
00:48:12They making them
00:48:12She's not sarnedazered
00:48:19property L Increction
00:48:19It's
00:48:20It's
00:48:20So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:27That's right.
00:48:38Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:4050 bottles worth.
00:48:46Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:48:48You know how that is.
00:48:55I brewed this myself.
00:48:58It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:49:01I promise you'll like it.
00:49:04Funny.
00:49:05The last guy who said that lost his tongue because I cut it out.
00:49:13Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:17Harder!
00:49:19Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:24You know, you might just barely qualify.
00:49:30That's my footrest.
00:49:32The end comes to us.
00:49:34The end comes to us.
00:49:37The end comes to us.
00:49:39Go try.
00:49:40The end comes to us, oh.
00:49:50That smell.
00:49:53That's real booze.
00:49:54Wait.
00:49:56I'll try it myself.
00:50:03This better be real.
00:50:05Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:17Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:20That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:34Boss?
00:50:36That's Arthur.
00:50:39The fraud.
00:50:42Oh!
00:50:44My old classmate.
00:50:46I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:50:50Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:50:52Or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:51:06Arthur, didn't I tell you?
00:51:10When you are being bullied, you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first.
00:51:15But instead, you snitched on me.
00:51:18To the deep.
00:51:19And now I'm suspended.
00:51:20You happy now?
00:51:21You piece of shit.
00:51:24You're all getting pissed with this.
00:51:29Arthur.
00:51:35Remember the space of yours.
00:51:38You're stuck with it, with the rest of your life.
00:51:40Oh.
00:51:47That bathroom cocktail really stuck with you, huh?
00:51:53Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:51:55Yeah, that crap.
00:51:57We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:52:00It's the color of piss.
00:52:02How'd you brew that with your own urine?
00:52:05Oh, God.
00:52:07Guys, guys.
00:52:08Queen Tilly.
00:52:09I heard you got a batch of adrenaline that's about to expire.
00:52:13So, I brought these two bottles.
00:52:15As an exchange.
00:52:19That's good.
00:52:38That's good.
00:52:42Strong.
00:52:44Before the war, this wouldn't even passed as premium.
00:52:51But now...
00:52:53It's worth trading for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:52:59Thank you, Dan Duss for this fraud.
00:53:02Since we're classmates.
00:53:04We could give him a quick, less painful death.
00:53:13And you.
00:53:14How can you decide? You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:17Weed Tilly, why bother? I mean, just look at it. Cloudy as hell.
00:53:21God knows what kind of shit he dumped in there.
00:53:23I know him better than anyone. We went to high school together. He's always been shit.
00:53:28Yeah.
00:53:29Enough!
00:53:32Fine.
00:53:33We'll do this properly.
00:53:36But he can drink it.
00:53:39I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:53:50Good boy.
00:54:05This is insane! It's a gift from God!
00:54:14He's not drinking it. Did I mess up his sense of taste or what?
00:54:20What the hell?
00:54:21This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:23I have no idea. I mean, he is the guy that pulled a gun on us, so yeah, maybe.
00:54:27I'm eating it.
00:54:30I'm eating it.
00:54:32Which one of the time is eating it.
00:54:46I'll eat it.
00:54:52I need no idea.
00:54:53You know it's a gluten-free...
00:54:55I want your whiskey. All of it. Everything that you have. Let me taste it.
00:55:00Sure. But I want the fresh adrenaline syringes first.
00:55:07Deal.
00:55:11Oh, yeah. That's it. I never thought I'd taste anything like this again.
00:55:16Queen Tilly. Maybe we should talk about what comes next.
00:55:27Yeah, we should. Beat it. All three of you. And take your cheap garbage with you.
00:55:34Arthur, please. Just give us. Do us a favor. Give us a little bit of adrenaline, please. A little bit.
00:55:41We'll do anything you want.
00:55:45Anything?
00:55:46Yes. Anything.
00:55:49Okay.
00:55:51We'll do anything you want.
00:55:53I want you to drink his piss.
00:55:55Arthur, don't be a fucking jerk, man. We've known each other since school.
00:55:59Yeah. Yeah, we did. And look where that got you.
00:56:02Are you serious right now?
00:56:03Queen Tilly, I think it's time to send them out.
00:56:13You fucking touched me.
00:56:15Hey! This isn't over, Arthur!
00:56:18I'll make you pay for it. I will, I swear!
00:56:21A man who can make liquor like this?
00:56:24I need to keep him close.
00:56:26Queen Tilly, now aside from the adrenaline,
00:56:30I'd like to start a business in the wasteland with your approval.
00:56:35Your whiskey bought you a place here.
00:56:38Call me Tilly.
00:56:40And whatever business you run,
00:56:43I take 80%.
00:56:4580?
00:56:46Come on, that's insane!
00:56:48Too much?
00:56:49Well,
00:56:51there is one way that we can waive it.
00:56:54And what might that be?
00:57:00Be
00:57:00my
00:57:01husband.
00:57:08Plenty of toys here.
00:57:12Pick one.
00:57:13We have time.
00:57:24Um,
00:57:26you know, maybe I can work with 80%.
00:57:28Shut up!
00:57:29I am tired
00:57:31of the same boring games.
00:57:34I want to try
00:57:36something different.
00:57:38I'll be the masochist
00:57:40and you be the sadist.
00:58:01Compatible spouse detected.
00:58:03Rescue required.
00:58:05Subject must be claimed as spouse.
00:58:07Failure will initiate host death.
00:58:10Oh, come on.
00:58:11Ah!
00:58:21Here.
00:58:23Call me on this.
00:58:25From now on,
00:58:26your taxes are waived.
00:58:28And as long as you remain in Wasteland City,
00:58:31no one will mess with you ever again.
00:58:35All right, I'll, uh,
00:58:37contact you the day after tomorrow
00:58:38and arrange delivery of the 50 bars.
00:58:40Hmm.
00:58:41No need.
00:58:42I'll come myself
00:58:44with my people.
00:58:46I hear that you have three wives.
00:58:50I want to meet them.
00:58:52See what kind of women,
00:58:54besides me,
00:58:56keep you interested.
00:59:01Why do I feel like a male escort?
00:59:05New spouse registered.
00:59:06Reward issued.
00:59:08Anti-radiation serum.
00:59:10Motorcycle.
00:59:10Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:12And a new motorcycle?
00:59:15Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:17Immediate treatment required.
00:59:18The devil in disguise.
00:59:41Karen, hold on.
00:59:45Come here!
00:59:46Help me!
00:59:48Help me! Let her go!
00:59:55I'm dead!
00:59:57I'm dead!
01:00:02None of you are men!
01:00:05Fuck off!
01:00:18Karen, stop!
01:00:23She's having a full episode!
01:00:24She lost control!
01:00:45Karen, stop!
01:00:47Karen, stop!
01:00:48Karen, stop!
01:00:54I can't hold her much longer!
01:00:56Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:00:58What if I could? Look at me!
01:01:00I can't get hard like this!
01:01:11Karen, stop!
01:01:21Oh my god!
01:01:25Hey!
01:01:26Karen!
01:01:26Karen!
01:01:27She's operating!
01:01:30What?
01:01:31Karen!
01:01:32Karen!
01:01:33No, Karen!
01:01:33Come on!
01:01:35Warning!
01:01:36Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:38If spouse death is confirmed, post death protocol will initiate!
01:01:45Karen, come on!
01:01:46Karen, come on!
01:01:46Come on!
01:01:47Come on!
01:01:47Karen, stay with me!
01:01:48Come on!
01:01:48Come on!
01:01:48Stay with me!
01:01:49Come on, Karen!
01:01:52Why is this happening?
01:01:53I mean, I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:01:54I mean, I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:01:55Come on!
01:01:56Please!
01:01:57Karen, wake up!
01:01:59Spouse life status.
01:02:00Karen, zero percent.
01:02:02Post death in ten seconds.
01:02:05Midbox!
01:02:06Midbox!
01:02:07Come on, Karen, I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:08Karen!
01:02:09I'm out of options!
01:02:11Please, let this work!
01:02:13Karen!
01:02:13Come on, Karen!
01:02:14I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:16Stay with me!
01:02:18Karen!
01:02:27Come on, Karen!
01:02:32Come on!
01:02:33Come on, Karen!
01:02:34Come on, Karen!
01:02:44Karen!
01:02:47Okay.
01:02:47Oh!
01:02:48Oh!
01:02:49Oh!
01:02:49Oh!
01:02:49I'm okay!
01:02:50You're okay!
01:02:51Oh my God!
01:02:52Oh my God!
01:02:53Oh!
01:02:55inspir...
01:02:56I'm so sorry.
01:02:57You're okay?
01:02:59Are you okay?
01:03:00I'm fine.
01:03:01Yeah.
01:03:04You're okay.
01:03:05You're okay.
01:03:06You're still with us!
01:03:12The burning feeling, it's gone.
01:03:16I'm normal now.
01:03:21So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:25It actually worked.
01:03:28Kau's affection levels increased.
01:03:30Rewards issued.
01:03:31Formal dresses.
01:03:33Three sets.
01:03:48Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:03:52Come get your whiskey.
01:03:54Barrel-aged.
01:03:55Free samples.
01:03:57Oh my god, where did he get a gun?
01:04:00Free samples?
01:04:02This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:04:03We're trying to find out.
01:04:05One sample per person.
01:04:18This is everything I have.
01:04:20Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:21Can I get a half?
01:04:22Actually, since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:27Get it wrong!
01:04:32Oh no, I grabbed it first!
01:04:34I grabbed it first!
01:04:35Go!
01:04:42I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:04:47So if you want a taste,
01:04:51line up.
01:05:06What do you got?
01:05:09Used to be Special Forces, Army Ranger.
01:05:12Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:15Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:18An ex-Marine?
01:05:20That will prove useful.
01:05:25From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:29One bottle a month.
01:05:32Hell, for that, lay down my life for you.
01:05:37I used to run gangs.
01:05:42I've got five under me.
01:05:44We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:05:51As for you guys,
01:05:54money salesmen.
01:05:56You know this town better than anyone.
01:05:58Spread out.
01:05:59Find customers.
01:06:01Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:06:0330%?
01:06:04You're too generous.
01:06:06Thank you, boss.
01:06:07Thank you, boss.
01:06:08Thank you, boss.
01:06:13Things sure are looking up.
01:06:17I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:19Four wives are enough.
01:06:21Okay, on your feet.
01:06:23Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:26I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:27I don't need more women.
01:06:29Yes, boss.
01:06:32Let's get this party started.
01:06:49First day, and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:06:54Not a bad haul.
01:07:03I wonder what Arthur is doing.
01:07:06Need I ask?
01:07:07He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:19Count Sun, boss.
01:07:20We're all good.
01:07:24Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:2847%.
01:07:29So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:07:46I'm out of bullets.
01:07:48The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:07:51I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:07:54Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:07:58Please, seize the reproduction window.
01:08:02Babe.
01:08:04We should shower.
01:08:05Together?
01:08:06Arthur.
01:08:08My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:08:11Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:13Hey.
01:08:15Me first.
01:08:16Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:27Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:30The four of us.
01:08:31Yeah.
01:08:31Saves water.
01:08:47Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:08:51We represent Queen Tilly.
01:08:56Come on, boys.
01:08:57Payday.
01:08:58Doing the Queen's work.
01:09:00Come on, boys.
01:09:01Get that money.
01:09:01Doing the Queen's business.
01:09:03There's more of us than there is them.
01:09:05Come on.
01:09:08Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:09:10We're good.
01:09:10We're good.
01:09:13So, what's going on?
01:09:15These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:18Business looking pretty good.
01:09:20But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:22Taxes?
01:09:23What taxes?
01:09:25No.
01:09:26You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:29You got to pay 80%.
01:09:31Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:34Here.
01:09:36Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:38I don't know your thing.
01:09:41How dare you call her by her first name?
01:09:43You must have a death wish, punk.
01:09:59I'll say it again.
01:10:01The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:10:04So, I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:10:09It's Tilly Jackson.
01:10:11The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:13Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:18First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:20Well, and second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:25How dare you?
01:10:27Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the queen.
01:10:30As her trusted tax collector, you must punish her.
01:10:34That's right.
01:10:35The queen put me in charge.
01:10:37And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:10:40Now, you got ten minutes to come up with a hundred barrels.
01:10:45You fail to do that, I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:10:52Ha.
01:10:53That batch was for Tilly.
01:10:55This is going to be fun.
01:11:02Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the queen first?
01:11:07I'm not going to.
01:11:08I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:11:11The queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:17She takes all the taxes.
01:11:20You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:28Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:33Well, it's priceless.
01:11:35I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:38Are you threatening us right now?
01:11:41Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:11:44Right, right.
01:11:45I got it.
01:11:46Look, I get it.
01:11:48I get it.
01:11:48You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:11:56The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now, or I'm going to have my
01:12:05horny boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts, and I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:12All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:16Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:22This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:29You really want to follow him?
01:12:31Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:34I think it's ridiculous to think as women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:12:40You're free to choose.
01:12:42But remember this, anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:12:49All right, you got three seconds to decide.
01:12:53Either you stand with this guy, or you won't survive the wasteland.
01:13:15I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:19See that?
01:13:21That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:24Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:26you're still worthless.
01:13:30Now you got two choices before you.
01:13:33Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:36and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:38and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:13:42or option two.
01:13:44You let me screw those three girls.
01:13:49Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:13:52That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:13:55You're being quite generous.
01:13:56Do that, Mr. Ross.
01:13:58I know.
01:13:58I haven't even asked him to drink piss.
01:14:01Yet.
01:14:04I don't understand.
01:14:05Why doesn't her husband just shoot him?
01:14:07It'll only make things worse.
01:14:14Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the wasteland is based on one thing.
01:14:19Loyalty.
01:14:20Her people would die for her.
01:14:23They don't fear death?
01:14:25No clear or full out left us with nothing.
01:14:27Only our faith.
01:14:29That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:31Faith?
01:14:32Belief?
01:14:34Reason to live?
01:14:36Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:38But we have too many critical supplies.
01:14:40There's no way we can evacuate fast.
01:14:43Then what do we do?
01:14:45We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:14:50And if I had enough bullets, I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:14:54So, you made up your mind yet?
01:14:57You gonna get down on all fours and beg for forgiveness?
01:15:01Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:15:05Do you even have to ask?
01:15:08Obviously he's setting the checks.
01:15:12I'll choose the third option.
01:15:14The third option?
01:15:15Fuck off!
01:15:15You have no right to negotiate!
01:15:18Hey!
01:15:18Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:20Get him!
01:15:26That's Queen Chewie's Beeper.
01:15:28How'd he get that?
01:15:29Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:32That's impossible.
01:15:36Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:15:44Miss me already?
01:15:46Sweetheart, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:15:49A few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:15:52What?
01:15:54Which idiots have a death wish?
01:15:56I'll be there in ten.
01:15:58Tilly, get to my place in five.
01:16:08Mr. Ross!
01:16:09Kill him!
01:16:10How dare he treat you like this?
01:16:12End him now!
01:16:13I swear you're dead.
01:16:14Dead!
01:16:15I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of them.
01:16:18Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:20Calm down, Randy.
01:16:21Calm down.
01:16:21You got riled up.
01:16:24Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewie on that there toy?
01:16:29Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:32I'm her husband.
01:16:38So you better back off before you regret it.
01:16:41I'm her husband!
01:16:43He said I'm her husband!
01:16:45He's just saying, Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his mind.
01:16:49So hard in years.
01:16:52Oh, now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:17:09Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:17:13Oh, sad face.
01:17:16I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:24No.
01:17:25I decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:32I decided, boys, that I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:37Trash the place.
01:17:39Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:17:42And when you're done, burn this place down!
01:17:45Go!
01:17:49People, what are you doing?
01:17:56Queen Chewie, we're almost there.
01:18:00Most feet ahead!
01:18:08Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:18:11Save some energy for later.
01:18:13You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:15I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:17Cheers.
01:18:22Now, why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:24Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:27Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:30Hey, hey, you.
01:18:32Get over here and get poorer.
01:18:36Boss, I don't think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:38Cover the girls, I'll buy us time.
01:18:39Coffee!
01:19:00Are you out of your minds?
01:19:09What's going on here?
01:19:10Queen Tilly, you're just in time.
01:19:13We just caught this guy.
01:19:15He's guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:19I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:21Link, Jack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:25He's undermining your authority.
01:19:30Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:32And you're quite late.
01:19:34It's not very nice of you.
01:19:36Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:38You don't speak to the queen that way.
01:19:42Who broke these?
01:19:46We did.
01:19:48That's right.
01:19:48We saved you the trouble.
01:19:49You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:19:51It's crap.
01:19:52That's right.
01:19:53Hey, this idiot even said that you're his wife.
01:19:57His wife.
01:19:58Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:20:00I don't even know how someone like you could possibly...
01:20:03Whoa, hey.
01:20:07Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:20:10No, no, no.
01:20:11That's not what I meant.
01:20:13Wait a minute.
01:20:14You mean that you and he actually...
01:20:17Oh!
01:20:20Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:24Uh, literally, a scavenger.
01:20:31He's my husband.
01:20:33What?
01:20:35Those bottles were made for me by him.
01:20:40What?
01:20:55Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:21:01It was him.
01:21:03He made us do it.
01:21:04He set us up.
01:21:06Come on, don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:21:08Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:21:10Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:21:13Who broke my bottles?
01:21:16Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:21What?
01:21:24Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:27I didn't know...
01:21:28Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:30I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:33Son of a bitch.
01:21:35Please save me.
01:21:36I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:21:38Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:21:41I'm sorry about earlier.
01:21:42If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:21:44What?
01:21:46Horace, throw them out.
01:21:48Whip.
01:21:52Cut off one hand each.
01:21:55Exile them.
01:21:56And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:22:01No!
01:22:02No!
01:22:03You don't understand!
01:22:05No!
01:22:06Get off!
01:22:11We need to talk.
01:22:12Come on.
01:22:31Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:35So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:22:49I can't make that choice.
01:22:54You want all of them?
01:22:56Back off!
01:22:57Why are you targeting my husband?
01:23:00Exactly.
01:23:01We don't care who you are.
01:23:03We've been with Arthur longer.
01:23:04We're not afraid of you.
01:23:06Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:23:09Right, honey?
01:23:11I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:33What the hell?
01:23:34How do they have guns?
01:23:39Guys, motherfucker!
01:23:41Come on, Arthur.
01:23:42I know you're in there.
01:23:43You didn't expect this, did you?
01:23:45We got plenty of guns now!
01:23:46Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:23:49That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:23:55Honey, take out your gun too.
01:23:56Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:23:58I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:24:01Damn it.
01:24:02I knew I should have brought more people.
01:24:05We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:24:09We're poked up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:24:13Woo!
01:24:13It feels fucking amazing.
01:24:14Woo!
01:24:15Woo!
01:24:16Woo!
01:24:16Woo!
01:24:16Woo!
01:24:16Woo!
01:24:17Woo!
01:24:17Woo!
01:24:17Woo!
01:24:19Woo!
01:24:20I wiped out my whole game.
01:24:21Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:24Get to the basement now.
01:24:26No, Arthur.
01:24:26What about you?
01:24:29Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:31I'll draw them away.
01:24:32Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:34Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:36If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:24:38If they set the house on fire, none of us are going to make it out alive.
01:24:41The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:24:45Come on, Arthur.
01:24:46Come out.
01:24:47I know you're in the headway and your bitch is with you.
01:24:50Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor.
01:24:55You're surrounded.
01:24:56So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:24:59Come on.
01:25:15Come on.
01:25:18I will die for my lives.
01:25:20I can do this all day.
01:25:22I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:24But get to the basement now.
01:25:26No.
01:25:29If we go, we go together.
01:25:33Yes.
01:25:34If you die, we die with you.
01:25:36Yes.
01:25:36I'd rather die right now than let those bastards lay a finger on me.
01:25:49Okay.
01:25:50We're covering Tilly.
01:25:53Tilly, get to the basement.
01:25:55There are plenty of supplies down there that will last you for a while.
01:25:57My people were slaughtered.
01:26:00I'm a fallen queen now.
01:26:02Why would you still want to help me?
01:26:04As the queen, it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart.
01:26:15Well, darling, I don't want to live in a world without you.
01:26:23We're at least together.
01:26:29Okay.
01:26:36Spouse affection levels increased.
01:26:38Rewards issued.
01:26:39RPG, 10.
01:26:41MP5, 1.
01:26:42Ammunition, 5,000 rounds.
01:26:4450 armed guards.
01:26:46Items can be retrieved at any time.
01:26:48Are saved.
01:26:59Let's reload and blow straight to hell.
01:27:03Okay.
01:27:04Okay.
01:27:05You got me.
01:27:06I surrender.
01:27:07Stop shooting.
01:27:09Get your ass out here.
01:27:12Bring your bitches and your supplies.
01:27:16Fine.
01:27:17But guns down first.
01:27:19If you shoot me dead, I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden.
01:27:23All right.
01:27:25You come out nice and slow.
01:27:29No funny business.
01:27:40Surprise, motherfucker.
01:27:42Oh, shit.
01:27:50I used to be a lowly scavenger.
01:27:53Now I'm starting an empire at the end of the world.
01:28:00My wives gave me a reason to live.
01:28:04So I live to protect them.
01:28:06Babe.
01:28:07Baby.
01:28:11Baby.
01:28:12Baby, here you go.
01:28:15Darling.
01:28:17Don't forget.
01:28:18You're sleeping with me tonight.
01:28:19And don't wander into the wrong room like last time.
01:28:24Honey.
01:28:25Why don't we all shower together tonight?
01:28:27All right, ladies.
01:28:28We'll get some rest.
01:28:29I have a city to run.
01:28:33Your majesty.
01:28:34Detecting children.
01:28:36Human civilization progress.
01:28:3860%.
01:28:38This is the start of my empire.
01:28:41You ain't seen nothing yet.
01:28:43Kiss.
01:28:44Kiss.
01:28:45Bye-bye.
01:28:47I'm not angel, I'm a killer.
01:28:49Kiss.
01:28:50Kiss.
01:28:51Bye-bye.
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