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02:36So is that a yes?
02:40Are you in?
02:44Because I really like to do this together.
02:48Well?
02:52If it makes you happy.
03:01Are you sure you can't sleep over?
03:02I am very sure.
03:06Like you, handsome, I have a boss and responsibilities.
03:11Call me when you wake up.
03:26Look, it's wearing a scarf.
03:39Smart, it is cold and flu season.
03:46Good night, babe.
03:59Oh, it's too early for Becky.
04:04Yeah.
04:21I believe in miracles.
04:37Seriously, that's what Billie Eilish feeds her frickin' Abyssinian.
04:43Alright, alright, I'll get you the good stuff.
04:56Let's go.
05:20Let's go.
05:23Let's go.
05:39Let's go.
06:05Let's go.
06:18Let's go.
06:22Let's go.
06:25Let's go.
06:32Let's go.
06:34Let's go.
06:35Let's go.
06:45Let's go.
06:48Let's go.
06:49Let's go.
06:51Let's go.
07:15Hello?
07:17Let's go.
07:44Let's go.
07:47Let's go.
07:49Let's go.
07:51Let's go.
07:52Let's go.
07:53Let's go.
07:54Let's go.
07:56Let's go.
08:02Let's go.
08:03Let's go.
08:04Let's go.
08:06Let's go.
08:07Let's go.
08:19Let's go.
08:30Let's go.
08:33Let's go.
08:45Let's go.
08:57Let's go.
09:02Let's go.
09:15Let's go.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:48Oh, my God.
10:35Oh, my God.
10:52Oh, my God.
10:53Oh, my God.
10:56Is everything okay?
10:57Is Hazel okay?
10:59Yeah, yeah.
11:00Hazel's fine.
11:01Uh, are you okay, Paula?
11:03Uh, yeah.
11:08No, no.
11:09Fuck.
11:10Fuck me in the fucking face.
11:12You're on speakerphone, Paula.
11:13Mom, do you have my new cleats?
11:15Yeah, one of us is a little bit upset because it's the first practice, and they're a little
11:20bit nervous about losing their center mid position to Chloe E.
11:23Uh, uh, you have all her stuff, Carl.
11:28Except the new cleats.
11:30I'm sure you have to have them.
11:32Maybe you moved them when...
11:33Mom, I need them.
11:35I don't know.
11:35Chloe E went to soccer camp.
11:37Soccer camp, Paula.
11:38It's a goddamn emergency.
11:43Paula.
11:46Paula.
11:47Mom.
11:49Yeah, I don't have them, sweetie.
11:52Then I'm not going, Mom.
11:54You're so annoying.
11:56Yeah, there are worse things happening in the world, Hazel.
11:59Okay, you're off speakerphone, and we do have the old cleats, which will be fine for
12:03today.
12:03They suck so much.
12:04Yeah, they do suck.
12:05We hate them worse than poison, but they'll do, right?
12:07Mm-hmm.
12:08Come on, sweetie, please.
12:11All right, here's the plan.
12:12I gotta go to the airport after drop-off, but you go to the house and grab the old ones.
12:16Mallory's gonna be there.
12:17Yeah.
12:18Okay, great.
12:19Yeah, okay.
12:20Bye.
12:20Bye, Daddy.
12:21Bye.
12:22Shoot.
12:22Love you, Hazel.
12:25What is your fucking deal, Paula?
12:29I'm having a really fucking bad morning, Carl.
12:33Oh, you're having a tough start?
12:34You're having a bad morning?
12:35Yeah, I'm having a tough start.
12:36Well, you wanna know what Hazel told me?
12:38Yeah.
12:38She said she talked to your little junkie boyfriend.
12:41Yeah, she said he was really scary and that he made her cry.
12:46What the actual fuck, Paula?
12:48What is wrong with you?
12:51All right, look, Mallory thinks we should just settle custody in court and my lawyer agrees,
12:56so...
12:56I'm trying to be civil with you, but you are making it very hard.
13:00Do you understand that?
13:04Paula, say something.
13:06I have to go.
13:07You have to go.
13:35You have to go.
13:48Hey, look, Fart.
13:49He lucked you out again.
13:51Come here.
13:53Oh, yeah.
13:58Oh!
13:59Oh, God.
14:02Oh, God.
14:03Oh, God.
14:03It's the way it's been a ride.
14:03Oh, God.
14:06Oh, God.
14:06Oh, God.
14:25New message from Carl.
14:30New message from Steve.
14:32Who the fuck is Steve?
14:34New message from Susie Wirth.
14:36Oh my God, fuck off.
14:39Incoming call from Susie Wirth.
14:43New message from Jerry.
14:45New message from Carl.
14:48New message from Steve.
14:49New message from Carl.
14:51New message from Susie Wirth.
15:02Hi, Paula.
15:03Hi, Mel.
15:04Her cleats are in there.
15:05Come on in.
15:13Can I offer you anything?
15:15No, no.
15:16I gotta, I gotta get to work.
15:18Oh, come on.
15:19You can make us tea.
15:24Okay.
15:25Yeah, sure.
15:27Didn't think you'd say yes.
15:28It's like a, it's a power move.
15:30I'm gonna make you boil water to prove I'm over any past ugliness.
15:35Are you?
15:36Uh, probably not.
15:38But there's so many new aggravations that I sometimes lose track of where I stand on the old ones.
15:44Yeah.
15:47Hey, is something going on?
15:49No.
15:51No, no, no, no, it's nothing.
15:52Uh, this lady, like, caroned out on me at the market and I, I forgot my credit card and I,
15:59like, held up the line and there was some shouting and I probably could have handled it better, but hopefully
16:05we don't go viral or anything.
16:06Like I said, it was not, it was nothing.
16:07Like, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't do that.
16:11It's not nothing.
16:13Ugh, I, I hate that feeling.
16:17Sometimes, like, if I've had too much wine the night before, I can get really foggy the next day.
16:22Like, forget my keys or my phone.
16:24I mean, had you been drinking maybe?
16:27Or is that why?
16:28Like, you have a fun night the night before?
16:31No.
16:31Oh, you know I had Hazel last night.
16:36Oh, yes.
16:37Right.
16:37Sorry.
16:38I cut you off.
16:39So, was this Karen old or young?
16:43I better get going.
16:44Wait, what?
16:45Why?
16:45Uh, because I forgot how committed you are to ruining my life.
16:49Uh, Paula, look, can we be civil?
16:54What's happening now isn't anyone's fault.
16:57Uh, isn't it yours a little bit?
16:59You think you're the victim?
17:01Carl and I have a different POV.
17:03You and Carl are trying to take my daughter and move her to fucking Idaho.
17:09So you can take your POV and you can shove it right up your ASS.
17:13Paula.
17:13Get your own daughter, Mal.
17:15Like, let Carl crawl all over you with his big sweaty chest bush and grind away like he's trying to
17:19dislodge a bag of Doritos from a fucking vending machine.
17:22But I gotta tell you, a baby is gonna ruin that sweet little biking bot you've got going on there.
17:26You are gonna be exhausted and you're gonna be boring and you're gonna fucking reek of diapers and breast milk.
17:32And then, who knows, maybe Carl dumps you for a different co-worker.
17:38She's my daughter, Mal.
17:40You don't get to fuck up her life.
17:42That's my job.
17:50Bye.
17:52Bye.
17:52Bye.
17:54Bye.
17:55Bye.
17:56Bye.
17:59Bye.
18:00Bye.
18:09Hi, it's Kira, Prem's mom.
18:11Prem really wants to play goalie today, but she has a piano recital soon.
18:14We can't risk her hurting a finger.
18:16Bye.
18:20Bye.
18:21Bye.
18:21Bye.
18:21Bye.
18:24Bye.
18:26Bye.
18:29Bye.
18:31Bye.
18:31Suzie's been looking for you.
18:32She's in a mood.
18:33What flavor?
18:34Vanilla.
18:36You okay?
18:37Yeah.
18:37No, no, no.
18:38Um...
18:39Yeah.
18:39I cut myself on a tuna can.
18:42Hmm.
18:42Weird.
18:43You're probably gonna get lockjaw.
18:45It was packed in spring water.
18:46I think I'm okay.
18:48Hmm.
18:48Depends.
18:48So.
18:49Fix your car.
18:51Uh, yeah.
18:52Yeah.
18:53Yeah.
18:53Uh, uh, yes.
18:54And I will, um, get these pages to you by EOD.
19:00Not EOD, A-S-A-P.
19:01This has to go live in two hours.
19:03I know you have responsibilities beyond this place, but candidly, I don't care about anything
19:09beyond this place.
19:10Mm-hmm.
19:10Look, you asked me for more responsibility.
19:13I am up against the gun on this.
19:15I am not just a...
19:20It requires commitment.
19:24Commitment?
19:25Yeah.
19:25I mean, I'm 100% committed.
19:27I'm 105% committed.
19:30Yeah.
19:43Hi, can you confirm that you did say, um, that the Senator wasn't there on the 4th?
19:49Hello, pilot fact check.
19:51Uh-huh.
19:52Okay, you did say that.
19:54Alright.
20:12Yeah, I got unrolled listed.
20:14Sorry.
20:15Uh, you have a visitor in the conference room?
20:23Thank you for seeing me.
20:26You want some cashews?
20:28Uh...
20:29No?
20:30Okay.
20:32So, I ran down those addresses you gave me.
20:37Guess what?
20:38A sex worker was found dead in one of them.
20:44The responding officer sent a photo...
20:49Sure looked like your guy.
20:56I'm gonna give you one chance here.
21:01If you've got anything to tell me, you're gonna wanna tell me now.
21:07Right now.
21:11Uh...
21:13I-I know.
21:17You know.
21:19I...
21:21I was there.
21:24I saw the body.
21:28Holy shit.
21:295-0.
21:30Yeah.
21:31You think Paula's getting arrested for dangling participles?
21:34Seriously?
21:34Do you think she did something?
21:36I don't know.
21:36DUI, maybe?
21:37Loitering?
21:38Kidnapping?
21:39That's a bit much.
21:41Dognapping?
21:43Yeah.
21:44Okay.
21:44That I can actually see.
21:46Yeah.
21:46She's like just sad enough.
21:48Yeah.
21:48Like she sees a poodle tied up outside of Starby's and...
21:51You know, before she knows it, she's got something to love.
21:56Yeah.
21:56I should've called the police.
21:57I was going to.
21:58Uh, and then...
21:59And then I didn't.
22:00And then when I didn't, I couldn't.
22:03And...
22:03What possessed you to go there?
22:05That was pretty reckless.
22:06He was harassing me.
22:08He called my ex-husband.
22:10Like, I have custody issues.
22:12He...
22:12And Trevor knew about them.
22:14He knew about everything and he was gonna use it against me.
22:17Okay?
22:18And I-I didn't know what to do and you guys weren't helping me at all.
22:21You had to confront him.
22:23To scare him.
22:24I went there to tell him to leave me alone.
22:27He was threatening my kid.
22:30Okay.
22:32So, you arrive.
22:34You ring the bell.
22:36Kick down the door.
22:38What?
22:38The door was open.
22:40So I just walked in.
22:42And then I found him.
22:44He was dead.
22:46He was in the bathtub.
22:49Uh...
22:49It was...
22:508.15.
22:53What did you do next?
22:55Aside from not immediately call 911.
23:00I heard someone else come in.
23:02So I ran and I hid in the closet.
23:06And then I heard a...
23:09A saw.
23:12Like a power saw.
23:16Was the body...
23:18Uh...
23:19A little.
23:21Did you see this person?
23:23Old.
23:24Young.
23:24Anything will help.
23:26No, I didn't see them.
23:28I, uh...
23:29Except...
23:30This is weird.
23:31They were wearing Trevor's boots.
23:33Uh...
23:34With two different colored laces.
23:36Well, maybe he knew Trevor.
23:37Or maybe...
23:38He forgot his murder booties.
23:41And...
23:41Used the dead man shoes instead.
23:44So...
23:45You find a dead body.
23:47You think a killer is still in the house.
23:50You get away.
23:51You're safe.
23:52Then you skip off to work.
23:54All la-di-da.
23:57I mean, you have to admit, it's strange.
23:59Why not call 911?
24:02You know, she did weirdly mention porn the other day.
24:05She's not a pornographer.
24:06Even if she was, pornography is legal.
24:08It's free speech.
24:08Good point.
24:09Unless it involves minors.
24:11That's gross.
24:12Bestiality.
24:13Also illegal.
24:14And we're back to the dog thing.
24:16Uh...
24:16Well, what if it's an underage dog?
24:18That'd be really bad.
24:27You were scared.
24:31I'll bet.
24:32You must have been terrified.
24:36I was.
24:36But not just of the guy.
24:38I-I kept thinking about my kid.
24:41And...
24:42How my ex-husband would use this...
24:44To show that I was unfit.
24:47If he knew that I was tangled up with a camboy or...
24:52At the scene of a murder, I would...
24:57I would lose everything.
24:59I just...
24:59I panicked.
25:01Your ex sounds like a real jerk.
25:05Not always, but yeah.
25:07Lately, yeah.
25:10Marriage is a marathon.
25:13Sometimes you puke.
25:25Hi.
25:26What was that all about?
25:28Oh.
25:29Um, nothing.
25:31I just got scammed online.
25:33Oh.
25:34Shit.
25:35Sorry.
25:36Credit card?
25:38Nope. I met a guy, he seemed nice, and then he scammed me.
25:44Oof, that sucks. Dating sites can be brutal.
25:47Which one do you use? The one where you have to show photos of your graduate degree,
25:50or the one where you have to show photos of your butthole?
25:55Those are just the two basic prototypes.
25:58It wasn't a dating site. He was a cam boy. He was a cam man. He was an age-appropriate
26:06cammer.
26:07Jesus, this is so embarrassing.
26:10It's not. It's amazing.
26:12It's the best thing that ever happened to me. Continue.
26:14No, I just, I thought he really liked me, and I opened up to him, and then he totally scammed
26:22me.
26:24Sorry, Paula.
26:25No, I just keep thinking, like, I should have known.
26:30Like, I have been with a gold medal succession of jerks in my life,
26:36and, like, Carl was the first genuinely good guy I ever even met, and we were happy, you know?
26:43Like, we got married, and we moved to Portland, and I got this job at a little local paper.
26:51Like, they gave me a diner's club card, which, like, nobody even accepts diners, but I had it.
26:58I was in the club, and then we had a baby, and then regular bickering just turned into, like,
27:06real fights about real things, and the genuinely good guy turned out to be, like, the biggest jerk of all,
27:11and now I get scammed by camboys, and you guys think I'm a super freak.
27:36Okay, now you guys tell me your most humiliating sex stories, right?
27:40Oh, no.
27:41Okay, uh, I used to pleasure myself to Scooby-Doo.
27:54Hi.
27:56Yes.
27:57Hi.
27:57Paula, I'm the new coach.
27:59Whoops.
28:02Here, let me help you with that.
28:04Oh.
28:04Oh, yeah.
28:06Donuts for soccer practice, huh?
28:08Yeah, yeah, everybody loves donuts.
28:11They are sweet, they are moist.
28:13America's fruit.
28:19I'm Steve.
28:20Oh, hi.
28:21Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:22Oh, right.
28:23Oh, my God, I'm Paula.
28:24I totally did not text you back.
28:27No, no, it's okay.
28:28I over-texted.
28:29It's just kids' soccer practice, right?
28:32Yeah.
28:32My ex told me I need to be more chill, so...
28:35Be more chill?
28:37Yeah.
28:37Wow.
28:38I think you dodged a bullet.
28:40Mom!
28:40Mom!
28:40She never brought it up.
28:41Where are my cleats?
28:42Your cleats?
28:43My cleats.
28:45Ow.
28:46Ow, Mom, I hate these.
28:48Okay, okay.
28:50Do you think maybe there's something else that's bugging you, sweetie?
28:53No.
28:56Chloe.
28:57She gave everybody cherry lip balm but me.
29:00Oof.
29:02It's not nice to make someone feel left out, is it?
29:05No.
29:05No.
29:06Sorry that happened.
29:08Yeah.
29:10Yeah.
29:10Hey, you know...
29:13On the night you were born, right before you slid out of me...
29:18Ew.
29:19Yeah, it was kind of ew.
29:20But right before that, there was a storm, wind was howling, and hail was smashing the windows,
29:31and right at the craziest, most intense part...
29:39What?
29:39You came out.
29:44You weren't like, oh, that sounds scary.
29:47I'm gonna stay safe inside.
29:49You were like, that sounds awesome.
29:51I wanna see what that is.
29:53And that's when I knew.
29:54I knew that you were gonna be brave and adventurous.
29:57So, forget about these lip balm girls, because what do I always tell you, Hazel?
30:02Just brush your teeth.
30:03Yes.
30:04But...
30:05You.
30:06Are.
30:07A.
30:09Badass.
30:10You're a badass.
30:11You know that, right?
30:17You're a badass.
30:19Yabba.
30:20Wow.
30:21That is totally inappropriate.
30:23And I frickin' love it.
30:26Okay, get out there, badass.
30:28I love you, Mama.
30:29I love you, too.
30:32Yabba.
30:33Yabba.
30:34Yabba!
30:39One, two, three...
30:41Go out!
30:44Woo!
30:45Woo!
30:45Woo!
30:47Great job, coach.
30:48Hey, thanks.
30:49All right, Hazelnut, go get your stuff.
30:51Okay.
30:54I...
30:55I had something that I would love for you to read, if you had a say.
31:04Feeling a tad under the gun here.
31:07Right, I should leave.
31:08Yeah.
31:09Just...
31:10Be still.
31:20It's not shit.
31:21Uh, yay.
31:23Yes, yay.
31:24Yes.
31:25It's not shit is as good as it gets.
31:27But...
31:28It doesn't grab me.
31:30Which, if you are an absolute utter no-one...
31:33Which, no offence.
31:34No, I'm aware.
31:35I'm garbage.
31:36You need to overwhelm my central nervous system like some rare tropical disease.
31:41We just need something juicier.
31:44Yeah.
31:47I wanna lick you off.
31:49Your body is amazing.
31:51You know how fast I can get you off?
31:53Sure.
31:53You can't touch yourself.
31:54I've never been there.
31:55I hear it's beautiful.
31:57Are you gonna come for me, Barbara?
31:58Oh, you're so hot.
31:59You like that?
32:00You like that?
32:01You like watching me touch myself?
32:02Come on, piggy.
32:03Roll around in the mud.
32:04Crawl for it, little pig.
32:06Come on, piggy.
32:07Roll around in the mud.
32:08I wanna lick you all.
32:09Oh.
32:10That's great.
32:10I'm so proud of you, Todd.
32:12Yeah.
32:12From you, Barbara.
32:13I wanna lick you all.
32:15Show me how you touch yourself.
32:16Does your girlfriend know about me?
32:18Did you tell her what we do?
32:19Show me how you touch yourself.
32:20Oh, I love that movie.
32:23Oh, I love that movie.
32:23I love that movie.
32:25I love that movie.
32:27I'm gonna make it feel so good.
32:29I'm gonna make it feel so good.
32:29I'm gonna make it feel so good.
32:29I'm gonna make it feel so good.
32:36Gee, come get dinner with me.
32:39Nope.
32:41Come on.
32:42We'll get those spicy wings you like.
32:44It'll be fun.
32:46I think I'll solve a murder instead.
32:48It's fun too.
32:49You should try it sometime.
33:02What aren't you telling me, Paula?
33:20It's fun.
33:21I'm gonna make it feel so good.
33:23It's fun.
33:25You should try it.
33:25No.
33:26It's fun.
33:26No!
33:28No!
33:30No!
33:30No!
33:31No!
33:32No!
33:32No!
33:33No!
33:34No!
33:36No!
33:37No!
33:42No!
33:51Have a seat, watch mama get to work
33:53I got the power, know my value and my worth
33:55One time for the girl getting hurt
33:57Two times for the ladies and the mamas
33:59A solution to the problem, adding zero to the commas
34:02Watch you shake up the place
34:04Girl, do it your way
34:09Watch you get to work
34:11Watch you get to work
34:12Every woman holds a key to the power
34:14All together, everybody gets to work, let's work
34:17All together, everybody
34:19All together, everybody
34:21All together, everybody gets to work
34:36Hello, Hazel
35:00All together, all together, everybody gets to work
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