00:00Eat my shorts, man, ingest my short leg wear, fellow male person.
00:06I am informing you, a male individual, to my request that you may take my clothing designed to protect your
00:13legs, and insert them into your mouth for digestion.
00:17Good fellow of the male gender, I ask you to consider my offer that I make to you of removing
00:22my protective leg wear typically worn in the summer or hot days, and forcefully shove them into your mouth,
00:29to which then they may be chewed and fallen into the stomach, so they may be digested.
00:34My good human being of which you have an X chromosome which defines your gender as male, I am making
00:41a suggestion to you,
00:42which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of rather being too
00:48hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs.
00:51And once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you will have removed from my person,
00:57and begin to insert them into your mouth.
01:00Henceforth you will begin the eating process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to
01:07the point where it is ready to be swallowed,
01:10where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
01:22It's still thumbsing down my videos, ya sli-
01:27I'm dying to
01:28die
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