00:00Madam President, have you made a decision?
00:04I have.
00:05It's time to nuke Russia.
00:09Kidding!
00:11It's so funny every time!
00:15Hey, Barb, check it in.
00:17They're letting us girls go.
00:18They can't shut down a whole train line.
00:20They can if it's called Stank Rail.
00:22What are you gonna do?
00:23You know, a little light sex work.
00:24Maybe I'll sell my hair.
00:25Isn't that the plot of Les Miserables?
00:27And this Les is gonna be far from misery.
00:31Glamazonian is looking for two replacements.
00:33Now that could be us.
00:35Opulence.
00:36Luxury.
00:37Oh my God, Tess.
00:38I didn't recognize you with all the crows feet and sun damage.
00:42Madam President.
00:43There's a Glamazonian Express headed directly into a massive storm.
00:47It's a storm of gonza.
00:52Mom!
00:53I'm sorry, she always does this.
00:56The brakes!
00:58You're on a runaway train?
01:00Tell it to us straight.
01:01There's a zero one percent chance of survival?
01:04Tell it to us gay.
01:05Oh, I load my Subaru with tools.
01:07I pay my ex Deb some vegan jerky to help me.
01:09We fixed that train in like 20 minutes.
01:11Boy gay.
01:11Girl!
01:15Sorry, did I hit you?
01:17You're bleeding a lot.
01:18Doors.
01:19Am I right?
01:21Madam President, your speech for when the train crashes, killing everyone.
01:24Last will and testament?
01:25I'll take one.
01:27May God have mercy on their souls.
01:30Souls?
01:31Baby, let's start with that hair.
01:34You're in the eye of the storm.
01:36You're telling me it has a face?
01:38Kiss you, bitch.
01:39Please be aware that your safety vest also doubles as a flotation device.
01:44Would you like me to help?
01:46Look who it is.
01:47Some complete rando who can't stay in her seat.
01:49Get out of here!
02:00Ugh!
02:01You just got a presidential address.
02:03And it's 1600 out of my way, bitch boulevard.
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