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00:00:02Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48You're a juvenile.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:02:23anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger! Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself?
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:57doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you. Come on. Come
00:04:33on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General. I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the wrong, and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her. I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:56But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside. I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:19Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:39If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Seven, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Oh, okay.
00:10:22What?
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35Whoa!
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right!
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
00:11:17Hmm.
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:08Oh!
00:12:08And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:10Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:33You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me.
00:13:15And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:20If you can't heal him,
00:13:23we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What? Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:13Now stop getting in my way or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog? Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:36Oh!
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine.
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:42Angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call...
00:16:45Malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:49But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on. You two are going in there...alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure. Invite everyone in.
00:17:33Alright. But I warn you. No funny business.
00:17:53Let's go.
00:17:58Let's go.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:05Let's go.
00:18:09Let's go.
00:18:10What a crime.
00:18:11Let's go.
00:18:16Let's go.
00:18:19If you don't want them to die properly, let's get out of here.
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:50that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:55stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:19:02that we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you
00:19:11shitting me you found this bomb on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know
00:19:17her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this
00:19:22now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:02no thank you
00:20:07you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:24oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i just want
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir
00:21:14the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:25to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:36right
00:21:37he writes the wrong
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stupper
00:22:10i will never oh really
00:22:25look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:34attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:45you just talked to me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:58we're almost there we're almost there aim get him boys get him fire fire
00:23:25those the missiles how is this possible it's it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not
00:23:39the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have
00:23:47the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel
00:23:52and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except
00:23:58for the
00:23:58goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie
00:24:04must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess maybe this homeless girl
00:24:14is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us how
00:24:21could you
00:24:21know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie you're wrong sir this homeless
00:24:28snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called borderline revival she uses
00:24:35torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over
00:24:42your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever
00:24:48you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a
00:24:56jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the right
00:25:03techniques to take her down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever
00:25:11your
00:25:11heart desires i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden
00:25:18bachelor away
00:25:19from me this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both
00:25:29survive
00:25:47it's poison gas
00:25:50that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander poison gas my son is in
00:25:57there
00:25:57you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers like her only care about
00:26:03themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison on your son and then
00:26:10he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i knew they promised you that i'd save you but it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:41they're you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47if your brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the
00:26:52one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie
00:26:58wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking
00:27:03way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb
00:27:11shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back
00:27:18suck ready hey oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:56otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:28:02tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:08for
00:28:08yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't
00:28:16punish her i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:27he's a cure
00:28:33his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical
00:29:05advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of
00:29:24medicine
00:29:24than the queen angel and iron
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:39over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:46is that
00:29:46the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your
00:29:51brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's right
00:29:58we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead oh i really appreciate it but
00:30:12i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:18already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just got lucky with your
00:30:32brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're still lysander's
00:30:38savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need anything
00:30:45i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just dumb luck she's
00:31:14even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:39no no no no my standard my standard was not supposed to be mine
00:31:45i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:56licenses wait no we're not we're eyes no she's just better than us oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh she's no average jane no she isn't she said it
00:32:12was
00:32:12just dumb luck but if she truly had these special skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:18had an impeccable looking dog but think about the impenetrable walls no normal person could have done
00:32:23that goddess or not homeless or not i don't care i have never met a woman like that i have
00:32:29to find her i
00:32:29have to make her my wife she won my heart over too but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:34i'll help you
00:32:36find her all right listen i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:52now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put
00:32:59my name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:03you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:17grandma beatrice trixie
00:33:20amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you for your best friend marissa
00:33:27in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:55life when i
00:33:56could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:26she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:30and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:42look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential
00:34:50contract i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:35:02marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:14that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here my granddaughter
00:35:23supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone how dare you insult her
00:35:31it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets huh what is he talking about you see show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:52she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even
00:36:00if
00:36:00you got no game i got street crit i gotta keep you dig the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:06and you're one to speak cheater is this true trixie
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54so
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:55what
00:36:57if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as my charity to
00:37:10you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:17again do you remember that
00:37:26trixie marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:33wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:42that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i inherited
00:37:50from aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:38:00and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please trixie dear i know it was to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who
00:38:13you are it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we
00:38:20lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:24i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything
00:38:30back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right who actually deserves you you will see
00:38:42tomorrow grandma oh yeah
00:38:51you said trixie's crashing our wedding she was bullying us too sasa she's probably trying to
00:38:57extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when nobody steps on snake the snake bites back
00:39:04hard so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean we broadcast that video
00:39:16yes her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and
00:39:22the whole world sees her in her homeless mess against my presidential glow up let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:45the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner he served with
00:39:50your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that could barely carry supplies well she's
00:39:54been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she waited for
00:39:59him for years and then he betrayed her fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it
00:40:04down on them at their wedding then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir and let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and budge not only are we
00:40:42getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:47biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs wake him stowe butch is
00:40:57taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire
00:41:04u.s health department but this is a party after all i see some of the most important people in
00:41:09the nation
00:41:10have also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract
00:41:18herself it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of we will
00:41:26make sure
00:41:26the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train
00:42:04wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she um this is our uh entertainment
00:42:10for tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter are you lost i bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off us you know being this poor me bum a meal have you forgotten that it
00:42:27was i who
00:42:28bankrolled you two for the last three years what evidence do you have of that look at me then go
00:42:33look
00:42:33at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any
00:42:39second now to congratulate me and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed
00:42:46see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still
00:42:55show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what poor sad girls do they beg for
00:43:01scraps from us
00:43:03the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite
00:43:09the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:33beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:39that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:46rich girls do they steal from lane spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa
00:43:55tramples you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold
00:44:02digger quick somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make
00:44:07her stop don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood sucking leech i don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:19you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what
00:44:25i
00:44:25always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and
00:44:32girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've got
00:44:37the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the
00:44:44who's the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as
00:45:07fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it you all sound so scared already don't worry
00:45:14this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look
00:45:28at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is like a good little
00:45:33uh
00:45:33peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:08bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:17toss
00:46:17away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:23delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:34doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:49wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:18unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:24general lysander armstrong no one here is going to believe you if you really cured the incurable
00:47:29general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:36you show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like
00:48:11a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the poor
00:48:17do you see
00:48:18this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as
00:48:25me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:40here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street
00:48:52corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:59well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no
00:49:06man
00:49:07will marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal
00:49:13prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:32don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be able to
00:49:37save
00:49:38you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of a blow job
00:49:48in front of
00:49:49everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one to fuck i
00:49:54don't need
00:49:54to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:00before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet but you aren't good
00:50:07enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough you're souring my party so you either get
00:50:14the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:33i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three i think i'm gonna shoot you on the count of three
00:50:34i think i'm gonna
00:50:34this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:40nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:51:01who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you
00:51:09no i'm fine but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:15you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:28any favors
00:51:35i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys a lucky dog
00:51:40don't try to
00:51:41pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of virtue that
00:51:45a man would
00:51:46die for
00:51:49virtue don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who
00:51:56in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her
00:52:00some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i don't know a seven now that
00:52:15she's all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste your man on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:20a real man never talks about a woman no way you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off of it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming
00:52:53near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not
00:53:04know who this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole
00:53:08time if you don't know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:23actor
00:53:23so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is
00:53:28worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they
00:53:39don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long maybe we should try to pay
00:53:43some
00:53:43house some more don't you think bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:09it's not in my nature unlike somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman
00:54:20like you so incredible and kind and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:39you're the one for me
00:54:43trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:50million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift
00:54:58this contains all the rights to my entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:07you must be pennies they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got
00:55:11nothing left why sander i really don't care for any of us look i i i know i know that
00:55:18you are the
00:55:18farthest thing from a material woman okay which is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:41clio oh my god you found my dog
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:53But with you, it's so much more
00:55:56Trixie Amore
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you
00:56:27Go, go, power couple
00:56:30Okay, stop
00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:36Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:41No man in their right mind
00:56:43Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:46Hey
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:48But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:50Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:53And cherished as
00:56:54The most precious woman on earth
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You still don't realize
00:57:02That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:15As if
00:57:16Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England
00:57:29Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:31I bet my life you're all just
00:57:34Hectors
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:36Come on, Lysander
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:43The elites
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes
00:57:47She could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:49Truth is, she's just a useless
00:57:52Lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:55Unmarriable
00:57:59I can dispose of them
00:58:00In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:18Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:22Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:24Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:37Yes
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm a bankrupt
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey
00:58:55Are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:59:01My company's dead
00:59:02It evaporated
00:59:04It's in thin air
00:59:08That's impossible
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho
00:59:14You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means
00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:29The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:33Trixie's married
00:59:34The famed war hero
00:59:36The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:52Sasa
00:59:58Sasa
00:59:58I know why you're all over Trixie
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:04You don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber
01:00:09And I'll show you a good time
01:00:12Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:14Or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:15I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:22Who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:25As you are
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:34I don't blame her at all
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me
01:00:39Fine
01:00:39But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:41I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old
01:00:45Fresh for the taking
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:55Miss Trixie
01:00:56Thank you, Devin
01:00:59Marissa
01:01:00Not only have you backstabbed me
01:01:02Your best friend
01:01:04By stealing my fiancé
01:01:06But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:01:08Just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:12No, to all of humanity
01:01:13So now
01:01:14Everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:16I'm taking it all back
01:01:20Wait, everyone
01:01:22Stop
01:01:25They're imposters
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:32And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:34Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage
01:01:43In the field of medicine
01:01:44Approved of mine?
01:01:45Bio-medical products?
01:01:47Yes
01:01:48That's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:53The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:55The left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:03In fact, she's on her way now
01:02:07So you're telling me
01:02:09This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:02:12Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer
01:02:17Approves of my product
01:02:19Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:28FBI
01:02:29FBI
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims
01:02:33And identity theft
01:02:36Gotcha
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:43No, don't arrest her
01:02:46Trixie is a good person
01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her
01:02:50Grandma
01:02:50Mr. Rogers
01:02:52Mrs. Williams
01:02:52What are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:56We were worried
01:02:58So we came here to back you up
01:03:00Listen, officer
01:03:01I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:04She's very kind-hearted
01:03:06And would never break the law
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:18My fiancee really is an incredible woman
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:51So this must be an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:58I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiancee
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk
01:04:10Let's go
01:04:33Get him
01:04:35If you can
01:04:36If you can
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend
01:05:37Is written all over you, Lysander
01:05:42Drama
01:05:44Meet my new fiancee
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancee
01:05:50He's so manly
01:05:52Much better than your last one
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:57It's Butch's loss
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky
01:06:04And Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor
01:06:13Drown out the poor
01:06:14Drown out the poor
01:06:16Drown out the poor
01:06:17Drown out the poor
01:06:19Drown out the poor
01:06:20See, Trixie
01:06:21You've got no connections
01:06:23No power
01:06:24You can't compete against me
01:06:26Even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:27We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:33Because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:35Let them eat cake
01:06:36You can't shoot all of them
01:06:47Grab what you can't, fam
01:06:49Attack
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:18I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:35That'll cheat you from messing with the Wighams
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:39We're quartered
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:42Doven, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:48They will be punished
01:07:52Now hold still for me
01:07:57Rite rewrites the world
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13She the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now
01:08:20Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25No, please
01:08:26I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:28Don't put me on some sort of pedis
01:08:30Sure
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:38While I do not care for glory
01:08:40I do believe in justice
01:08:43Marissa and Butch
01:08:44Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:50And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong
01:08:56But you're close
01:08:58Bullshit
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in your little lives
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:27But, uh, I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:32What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong rest
01:09:56I'm fine
01:09:57Nothing happened
01:09:58You'll see soon enough
01:10:00Oh, please
01:10:01I really wanna die
01:10:02And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:07Whoops
01:10:08Just crossed it again
01:10:09Whoops
01:10:10And again
01:10:12Nothing's happening
01:10:20I'll see you
01:10:25No, Bob!
01:10:26Hey
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything
01:10:30Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning
01:10:33I suggest you take him to the ER
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:39Come on
01:10:41Major
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:52Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:05Oh, please
01:11:06You hurt us first
01:11:08At first
01:11:09I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:11But I've come to realize
01:11:12Your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:15Marissa
01:11:16Thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:23You think anyone would wanna marry you when you got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife
01:11:37And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:47It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:51And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:57You've got nothing on me
01:12:03Yes
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10Goddess
01:12:11Madam President
01:12:12I require your assistance
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:19Get the VP
01:12:20We're leaving now
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call
01:12:26The first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap
01:12:29But I didn't know you were crazy, too
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for
01:12:33Marissa
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:36As Secretary to remind everyone
01:12:37How I have the presidential contract coming
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:43Only the most important people have
01:12:45Madam President's direct line
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:58So she's come here to play up her importance
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:06Only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:23And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:34You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:40Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:43But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:53It's like real magic
01:13:54Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:57But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:03Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No
01:14:09Trixie, look
01:14:11I believe you
01:14:12You saved me
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:21We'll riot against you now
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The vice president arrives!
01:14:33Tear her apart!
01:14:37Tear her apart!
01:14:42Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:15:06Tear her apart!
01:15:23Tear her apart!
01:15:24Tear her apart!
01:15:55Trash Miss Wickham's wedding!
01:15:59Tear her apart!
01:16:19Tear her apart!
01:16:43Tear her apart!
01:16:47Tear her apart!
01:16:48Tear her apart!
01:16:48Tear her apart!
01:17:15Tear her apart!
01:17:17Tear her apart!
01:17:17Tear her apart!
01:17:18What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the president?
01:17:57No! Hey, idiots!
01:18:05Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was... They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:15Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam.
01:18:18For your military.
01:18:19This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:31And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing? Reverse the poison!
01:18:37And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:19:08She... She... She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal!
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:19healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about? The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:36Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you gonna do?
01:20:37The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:43Pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's gonna give me my billion dollar!
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar...
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:31And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:40The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:48Her.
01:21:57What?
01:22:03Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:54Sit.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:00She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30her gold.
01:23:31I love her clothes.
01:23:33All that could've been my.
01:23:35This is all you fault.
01:23:36This is all.
01:23:37You seduced me.
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:41You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Tracy, give me another chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:08Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham!
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you!
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money!
01:24:17I don't care!
01:24:18You were rich!
01:24:19I'll see myself now!
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:48Wait.
01:24:49What if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:06Yeah.
01:25:08How should I do that?
01:25:09They're not like networking, we're happy doing that.
01:25:09I have nothing like I do in the use.
01:25:09I am a dance but I want you.
01:25:09a while.
01:25:11You know me because you don't wear in a way.
01:25:12You know?
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